#a sneeze in time

[bubblybumblebee1]

I now want tacos

Happy National Taco Day!

[ahappydnp]

dan acting like phil winning that plushie is new information when he dailyboothed AND tweeted about it when it happened smh bet he doesn't even remember the comedy gold that is the "hell demon" video

[eccedente]

Loren (Grim's assistant), Mindy, Mel & Evangeline

[bunnywoman]

idk im getting used to the mold i kinda like it now it feels good to breathe in all the spores and get really itchy and feel like i was just hit by a car idk do uou think i look cuter lately

[woaaahh-itz-caam]

i had a thought… and idea perhaps….. a mental image if you will……..

[crowrelli]

classes are killing me so pls take this very self indulgent ship meme ft Diana stealing the show

[bamboozled-distress]

was stressing over this case at like 2am and pheonix pissing me off because mayas about to DIE and he’s doing his gayass monologue over edgeworth like don’t make me mad

[idontmindifuforgetme]

I want to read books I want to write more I want to play the piano I want to sing in key I want to delve into fashion history I want to travel I want to publish research papers and I want to become a surgeon and I’m supposed to do all that in this one wild and beautiful life

[immaculatesnz]

Someone who's normally very thorough about covering their sneezes being too exhausted and/or feverish to even turn away from their partner during a fit

When it's over, all they can do is groan and mutter a weak apology, expecting to be met with disgust but seeing only concern on their lover's face.

"You're really not feeling well, aren't you?"

[cultivating-wildflowers]

ladies, I need to wander despondently across a foggy moor asap

[frogayyyy]

Sneeze Counting 2024

one of my new year's resolutions for 2024 was to count how many times i sneezed. and because i can't be normal about anything, here we are:

time for some ✨analysis✨

(note that week 10 is the beginning of the pollen season, and week 22 is the start of the highest peak of grass pollen 👀)

i kept track of the sneezes using a tally counter and then updated a spreadsheet every week. there's some more data and graphs here:

the pollen data is just an average taken from a 'pollen calendar' i found, so it's not completely accurate for this year, but it's still interesting to see the correlation (especially with grass pollen). if i do it again i'd definitely keep track of the pollen count too.

to sum up, in the words of mark watson, taskmaster s5e5:

if you read this far,, bless you.

[northstarscowboyhat]

can we see lucky clover trying out his first adult soda?

They were told they had to wait until they were legal drinking age in the Wild East to try adult soda for the first time, only to realize they're a light weight.

[nametakensff]

The thought of a man in a suit going about his day whilst sneezing uncontrollably and desperately from a teasing cold has me feeling a little insane rn. I'd like to force this imaginary man to relax for one fucking second because he clearly needs a break (and is sneezing his germs all over the place); when he finally complies, I'm pulling his cock out of his pants and doing whatever he needs to have the orgasm he deserves for being such a hard-working, diligent boy despite his tickly nose. Happy monday morning, btw

[whumpprentice]

me: I hate cliches

media: here’s a character losing control of their powers when they’re sick

me: omg a character losing control of their powers when they’re sick

[snzluv3r]

oh my god, having to be off my allergy meds before allergy testing has made my sneezing fits and allergy attacks SO much more desperate. it feels like all i can do is complain about how itchy i am through hitching and uncontrollable sneezes

[peach-snzfkr]

Does anybody else go through periods of obsession with the kink, searching for wavs with your *favorite* snz type, consuming snz fiction like you've never seen a book before, and staying on tumblr for hours...

Interrupted by weeks of not thinking about sex or sneezing at all. Almost feeling normal about it for once.