#a small a medium and a 3xl

[eonars]

bestie just put an offer in for a house and im sitting on my bed in my parents house eating bbq chips and debating if i want to make a curated toughest most punishing breakdowns playlist or if my 8hr hardcore compilation im constantly updating is already covering enough bases

[morutefinds]

white chainsaw bunny t shirt - $14.60-$19.60 (depending on size)

[keenlighttree]

[jgthirlwell]

Thanks for the overwhelming response to the Foetus NAIL T-shirt. The first printing sold out in record time. If you have been waiting on an order, the shirts are currently being reprinted and you will receive an email with a tracking number when your order is on the way. Thanks for your patience!

I am still talking orders on both the Foetus NAIL shirt as well as the Wiseblood Dirtdish shirt and the Foetus Thaw shirt.

The shirts are printed on Bella Canvas brand soft lightweight 100% cotton shirt, and are available in small, medium, large, XL, or XXL. We have made a VERY LIMITED amount of 3XL and baby doll. These are slightly more expensive due to the increased garment price. 3XL and Babydoll are not available on Bandcamp.

Grab them at the Foetus Shoppe or JG Thirlwell Bandcamp Page

(It's slightly more expensive on Bandcamp to compensate for Bandcamp's fees).

Watch for new shirt designs coming soon!

[mayakern]

hey there!! I'm super excited about the wrap shirts but I had a quick question about the sizing since I can't find this measurement and can't quite eyeball it from the photos: since they're crop tops would you be able to tell me about how long they are? like, rough estimate measuring at the side seam from under the arm and from below the bust to the hem? totally fine if you can't, I'm just trying to get an idea of the fit. or if this is posted somewhere and I just missed it let me know and I'll look it up. thanks!!!

yes ive gone and added length measurements to the store blog post about the wrap shirts, but i’ll past it here as well

Wrap Shirt Sizing:

When picking your correct size, start with your waist measurement before looking at the bust. The bust measurements from sizes 2X and above have some wiggle room on the larger end, as the viscose fabric is stretchy stretch is exponential.

All measurements in inches

Small:

Waist 22-26

Bust 24-34

Back Length 13.8

Side Length 9

Medium

Waist 26-30

Bust 30-40

Back Length 14

Side Length 9

Large

Waist 30-34

Bust 32-41

Back Length 14.8

Side Length 9

XL

Waist 34-38

Bust 36-46

Back Length 15.7

Side Length 9.4

2XL

Waist 38-42

Bust 40-52

Back Length 17.1

Side Length 9.4

3XL

Waist 42-46

Bust 43-58

Back Length 19.4

Side Length 9.9

4XL

Waist 46-50

Bust 47-62

Back Length 20.2

Side Length 10.2

5XL

Waist 50-54

Bust 48-66

Back Length 20.6

Side Length 10.2

6XL

Waist 54-58

Bust 50-70

Back Length 21.1

Side Length 10.8

Back Length is measured from the center of the back, Side Length is measured on the side seam from under the sleeve.

here’s a quick visual to help:

[sturnioz]

also quick question lol i wanna buy merch soooo bad but like.. is their merch actually plus size friendly or is it one of those cases were its "xl, 2xl, 3xl" but actually runs medium/small..

[sugar-softies]

Day 7: Donut Devotee

Reggie was thrilled when a new donut shop opened up in his neighborhood.

The husky didn't drive, everywhere he went had to be walking distance or else he had to get a ride, and getting a ride or paying a bunch of delivery fees just for donuts always felt silly. Having a shop so close to his house finally gave him an opportunity to treat himself.

He arrived at the shop the day it opened, eager to take advantage of the opening day promotion to buy a dozen and get a dozen free.

"I'm gonna hand some out at work, and save the rest to get me through the week," he told the cat working the register, as he leaned jauntily on the counter and wagged his tail.

He was not disappointed with his first taste, he bit into a Boston kreme and closed his eyes with delight as the sweet custard oozed out of the pastry.

He ended up eating two donuts on the walk home, and another two once he'd gotten there.

He expected the novelty would wear off eventually, but his delight at the new shop persisted for quite awhile.

"Two bear claws and a strawberry sprinkle please! And you guys do coffee too, right?"

He found himself starting everyday with a donut and a small sugary coffee.

Well, for a couple weeks anyway. Then he started his days with two donuts and a medium sugary coffee.

Then it was three donuts. Four donuts and a large coffee. Five donuts and two coffees. Soon he was going through a dozen a day, and amazingly he would look back on those days and think about how small that amount was.

The cat working the register looked up with surprise and almost concerned amazement as Reggie squeezed through the door, his furry stomach hanging free from an 3XL shirt with the shop's logo on it that he'd bought only two weeks ago back when it had been a perfect fit.

Reggie was smiling, panting, and wagging his tail as he approached the counter and leaned against it, no longer with a jaunty angle but now with a need for support.

He took a second to catch his breath before grinning and placing his order. "I need five dozen assorted, three large frozen coffees one with caramel, one with vanilla, and one with mocha, and I heard you guys are doing croissants now? I'll take four of those, and... actually can I add a half dozen more donuts? I'm really hungry today."

[cecilioque]

Low Stock. Hoodies might get potential restocks in the fall or winter when it gets cooler.

Diamond: 2 small, 1 medium, 2 Large

Pearl: two 3XL

Gingko: 2 small

[cryptidclub]

I am working on the size breakdown for the new shirts! Please let me know what size you would order ONLY if you are planning on ordering a t-shirt.

[mus1g4]

following from the previous question - orange, collared jumpsuit fastened but how do i know what size

Jumpsuit sizing is a really tough question!

I prefer jumpsuits that are roomy because usually you sleep in them! Actually, you will likely be wearing the damn thing constantly so it had better be comfortable.

Unless you are literally tiny I would disregard Small and Medium.

This guy might rate a Large but would likely get an XL

This inmate would likely deserve an XL

This guy is definitely a 2XL

This guy is a 3XL

R. Kelly here would likely get a 4XL

Also, remember that these suits are for a height / weight ratio. So you might be a skinny bastard but tall. You would get a bigger suit.

Question about jail jumpsuit sizing

[sopafa]

What sizes will the jackets be?

(Like small, medium, large, XL?)/genq

There will be a standard chart of:

XS

S

M

L

XL

2XL

3XL

And if for some reason the size you are looking for is not in the chart, then you can DM me your measurements and I will get a custom jacket size for you!

[mustardflavoredbear]

My family won't stop screaming excitedly(austim), and i can't sleep, so

Sleepy austictic rambling ✨️

Sleeps for babies

Should i talk to the stupid Double Trouble ai even though i don't like their response, but it makes me not have to think, and like 1% of the time, it says some jaw dropping things and does some slightly questionable things TRYINGTOFRICKINAMOVIETHEATERATAFUCKINGDINNERPARTY

And that little skank keeps stealing my bong i was trying to smoke AND OUT OF NOWHERE THEY WENT NUH HUH and proceeded to hold it over me because i am a short and they are a tall :( real Double Trouble would never steal my bong maybe

I love when Double Trouble materializes just to either fuck with me or support me

I literally have been having the hardest few weeks, and they form out of nowhere. i see them in the shapes of grass in the gravel of the road, the sky or right on front of me and say

"You are a little to cute to be thinking about sorry fucks who have lost you. And you can be authenticitly yourself and people will love you. i lob you you should obviously think about me i always make you feel better. And also gay gay gay gay gay gay gay you are so gay for me gay gay gay"

Can i call myself a simp or what crys

Or ahould i work on drawing them like for idk my comic

Or all the silly little gay ideas i have for them

I just want to draw them living normally, like being loved and kissed because they deserve it but i also i want to watch their world burn 😋

I love Double Trouble i want to give them a kiss a whole bunch of kisses they deserve a cute little life with all their partners being happy and ahshydj

God my Austim is so bad i know Double Trouble full night routine

They for at leave a few hours before bed basking under their lamp. After that, they bathe for a very long time self care , and they do a whole skin care routine/clean of piercings if they have it they put on some pj even though as soon as they get into the bedroom they rip them off when they get into bed they get on top of their partners and immediately pass out they do this so they can use their partners as heat sources

Also, ramdon things ao my stupid brain will shut up

Moth man: incoherent rambling hiwellcometousramblingpodcastthing. My name is Teddy, and this is double troubleeeeee.

Double Trouble: spacing out but spacing back in you can't tell me we started the episode.are you serious?

Teddy: yea that was it.

Double Trouble: Fuck you got to warn me. I was about to yell "remember who made you c* m"

Teddy is fucking wheezing with laughter

Double Trouble: joking tone like how embarrassing that shit would have been

Double Trouble: I'm a medium by the way a lot of fans keep sending me large stuff, and i can't wear it because it's too big :(

Teddy: I'm an 3xl by the way a lot of fans keep sending me a small because they think im a petit little boy

Double Trouble giggling

Teddy: but I'm infact a large fat man.

Hehsyajushddidu

All i want is to brain rot Double Trouble only Double Trouble thought i will never be sad AGAIN HASURYHDHDJ

Me when i smoothie Double Trouble so they are easy to drink

Me and Double Trouble when we accidentally took the become a gummy bear

bear gummy

[emeraldbabygirl]

I really like this one cause the area around the chest is really pretty and I want something pretty there but there’s only two sizes; small and medium and I think I’m too big for medium and there’s no sizing chart. And I love the puffy shoulders and it’s just really cute

I like bows on this one but the size chart put me at a 5XL and I’m not sure that’s correct I know the measurements could be inaccurate but it didn’t seem like my size would be that big and the chart is annoying cause my shoulder length size was like a 5XL my bust size was a 3XL and my waist was a 4XL so I have no idea how to order and make sure I get the right size. I didn’t struggle when I ordered one for my brother but he’s also a fucking twig 😐 however I think the big bow would help drag attention away and might make me look smaller :)

And I like this one cause the chest area is pretty but the apron looks like it would on look good on a skinny person (btw I’m not saying this to mean it in a negative way just for me personally I don’t think it would look good with my body shape I’m not dragging other body types and sizes into the mud please don’t take this the wrong way) so I kinda don’t want to look like I’m poured into it; which is why I wanted to try and lose some weight but I can’t lose enough to fit in to that. And those are the only ones I really like cause I want long sleeves and all the long sleeves are long. I originally wanted a short one cause it would look good with my thigh highs.

[rmlartstudios]

👕 And now it's a shirt! 💻 https://www.etsy.com/listing/1479306101 or shop link in the links link. 🎨 Cornerstone VV - a hard edge geometric line art abstract made up of interconnecting circles and squares, ghostly superimposed on a blue and purple vaporwave like gridded background. The image is textured with fine grain noise, and is modified with chromatic aberations and glitch effects. 🧵 There are two fits available for this shirt - Unisex (sizes Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL 3XL) and Ladies Fit (XS, Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL). Size charts on the shop page.

[jgthirlwell]

We are thrilled to announce the release of the official Foetus VEIN shirt! Celebrating the Foetus album from 2007, the shirt is adapted from the geometric VEIN artwork. The striking design, by JG Thirlwell, is printed in black, white and red on an athletic gray shirt. It’s printed on a Bella Canvas brand soft lightweight 100% cotton shirt, and is available in small, medium, large, XL, 2XL, 3XL and babydoll.

Foetus THAW and NAIL + Wiseblood Dirtdish shirts also available!

Grab it at the Foetus Shoppe or JG Thirlwell Bandcamp Page

[mayakern]

what sizes are the different models wearing for the faux wrap shirts?

sure thing! first off here’s a reminder on the sizing (note, due to the stretchiness, the plus sizes likely have a little wiggle room on the upper end of the bust measurement)

Small Waist 22-26 Bust 24-34

Medium Waist 26-30 Bust 30-40

Large Waist 30-34 Bust 32-41

XL Waist 34-38 Bust 36-46

2XL Waist 38-42 Bust 40-52

3XL Waist 42-46 Bust 43-58

4XL Waist 46-50 Bust 47-62

5XL Waist 50-54 Bust 48-66

6XL Waist 54-58 Bust 50-70

devin and ash are both in the medium

lindsy and ariel are both in the large

and i’m in the 2x