#a singer and a monkey

[jerrylewis-thekid]

@arthuluart Check out Jerry Lewis as he jokes and riffs with muppets, Johnny Fiama and Sal Minella during the 2005 MDA Labor Day Telethon! @fredandginger64 Johnny Fiama is a singer, Sal Minella is a monkey 🙄​🤭​

No because what am I doing tho… what have things come to lmao… why were they muppet roommates

WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME THE MUPPETS WERE ON MDA TELETHON

[aimbutmiss]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS SEQUENCE Zoro looks so concerned

[sualne]

process

[sahind]

"I'm Robbie Williams. I'm one of the biggest pop stars in the world. But I've always seen myself a little less…evolved." BETTER MAN (2024) Directed by Michael Gracey

[green-crocs12]

I HAVENT POSTED IN FOREVER i just had so many ideas in my brain

[alexturner]

Alex Turner leaving the stage to throw and celebrate an imaginary strike, then having to steal Nick O'Malley's microphone because he's back too late to continue singing Pretty Visitors into his own microphone

[misskattylashes]

Unless anyone can prove differently. Alex has never kissed or particularly interacted with a woman in any music video

[variousfandomthoughts]

I might do a part 2 if this is popular, since there were many “don’t” songs I couldn’t include.

[galvynor]

The killer

inspired by the second picture it looks like alex stabbed miles lol, so this is the killer AU

[fallingforel]

How about r is a popular singer and is performing at a festival and Alex is watching in the wings or in the crowd singing along. Thank youuuu

a/n ooh this is such a good idea... thank you for the request and I hope you like it and was something you had in mind. special cameo from matty healy too

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DECEMBER 15TH 2022

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yourusername well its official... reading and leeds I'm seeing you, 2023 main stage east 1:30 saturday reading sunday leeds. My first ever festival... see you there

sam_fender gutted to be missing your set Y/n you'll smash it though

lewiscapaldi I'll see you there, be sure to catch her set guys

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AUGUST 26TH 2023

📍Reading festival

"what if I don't do well? It's my first festival. What if nobody shows Al?" I said from my dressing room at reading festival.

"Darling, you'll smash it out the park, I know you. You smash every set you do. And if nobody shows, I'll be there. Singing along to every word."

"Can I bring you on, just to sing one song"

"you don't need me to sing a song with you, besides you have Matty coming on to sing a song with you later. You'll ace it darling"

"Will I though?"

"yes. go and have a look at the crowd, just a peep. I saw it earlier when I was speaking to Jamie. Its fucking huge"

I go and walk down and have a peep from the side of the stage and there it was loads of people all come to watch me.

"I cant believe it... It's not real. How the fuck did I get here"

"Hard work, and Lots of promotion" Jamie, my manager says from where he just watched me look at the crowd.

"Your on in 1 minute by the way, they've finished soundcheck now."

"Okay. Al? last chance" I say which makes Alex pull his sunglasses down from his eyes "You don't need me, you'll be fine" He says before I shrug putting my in ears in and running out to the stage

"Readinnnng, how we fucking feeling" I shout running onto the stage. the Uproar from the crowd makes me cry

"you know when my manager booked me for this. I never ever imagined that there would this many of you. So thank you. This ones for you guys, for being such great fans, I wanna kiss you all" which was the perfect introduction to my first song of the set Kiss you

And Alex was true to his words, There he was side stage. Singing along to every word of my song.

As soon as I had finished my encore... and exited the stage I could hear people chanting for me to come back out "what do you think Y/n/n should we give them a run for their money" Matty asked me from where he joined me on the side of the stage, all rigged up for a performance. "Yeah okay I'll call you out in a minute"

"Okay, okay I can hear you from out there, you are all so loud. What do you say? one more song?" And I hear the loudest uproar from the crowd my in ears not even defending the sound anymore

"Okay, so here it is...spinning"

"found you at four in the morning. confidence soaring, thought you moved onto a new thing, but you keep it revolving. I look so good dressed in nothing. You ended up falling. I never needed your shelter. I'm good with no warning. My love like a city. All night everywhere. You love being with me. you never forget. 24/7 in heaven, you never forget. thought you'd get over the feeling." Is all I'm singing on my own before Matty comes out and joins in and the crowd a few meters from me is screaming, the lyrics back at me.

"but you just keep spinning over there. spinning over there." Matty and I sing together. The crowd joining in. and a few mosh pits happening from what I can see from the height of the stage.

"You must be feeling the pain." I sing

"You must be wondering" matty sings back we are just vibing, and all of my cares about whether the crowd would like me or not because I was just with one of my best friends doing what I loved.

"amphetamines in your brain" "maybe you're suffering" Matty sings at me with a shrug.

"I must be causing your pain I let you do the same"

"But you never regret a thing. Cause the game feels so good to win, darling" Matty and I sing together.

"Yeah, ooh, You just keep spinning" I sing by myself before Mattys joining back in for the chorus.

"My best friend taught me to sin, forgot that I had one, I'm on my knees and I pray, I shouldn't have mentioned, I'm back here after the states. Thought we could catch up. But I know that you fucking around. cause I know you're with it" Matty sang on his own, the crowd and alex from where he was stood backstage joining him. Before going back into the chorus with me one last time.

"thank you Reading, you've been fucking amazing." I say before running off the stage and running into Alex's arms hugging him and he's spinning me around and placing a chaste kiss on my lips

"How did I do?" I ask once he's put me back on the ground.

"You did fucking brilliant Y/n, It was amazing. I'm so proud of you" Alex says before I'm hugging him back, and we're running off to my tour bus.

28th AUGUST 2023

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yourusername reading and leeds you were fucking brilliant, I just want to say a few words though thank you Matty for joining me for one last song, thank you Alex for calming my nerves before I go on always and a big big thank you to Jamie for discovering me in that dingy little pub back in 2010 I wouldn't be performing a festival if it wasnt for you. And lastly a massive thank you to the fans, for giving me a festival experience to remember I love you. tour dates coming soon.

Truman_black thank you for letting me onto perform

username1 you were so good

sam_fender gutted I missed your performance

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username 1 oh my gosh...I was just looking back on my videos from this weekend, Alex was singing every word to y/n's songs. I want what they have 😭😭😭😭

username2 I saw it on the telly too... it was so sweet when the camera was put on him. I love their relationship. They're both so supportive of the other

username3 Y/n absolutely smashed her set this weekend... such a shame she didn't bring alex on though...he knew every word. Has such great stage presence too

↳yourusername I tried getting him to come out...said no. he's watching over my shoulder as I'm typing this but said to say that it's because he didn't want the attention on him 😂😂 you heard it here first folks

↳username2 stop that's so sweet wtf, I love their relationship. Y/n really chose a good one.

[yoursistheonlyocean]

Found this stunning art work on @txsaber IG

It's so gorgeous 😍

[tessabennet]

Band lead singer Ken edition!

80s Rock Ken Edition

Barbie vocalist edition

80s singer Barbie Edition

[imaginealexturner]

Gato!!! 🤧🫶🏻

[wesleysniperking]

If I was young, I'd flee this town

I'd bury my dreams underground

As did I, we drink to die, we drink tonight

Far from home, elephant gun

Let's take them down one by one

We'll lay it down, it's not been found, it's not around

Let the seasons begin, it rolls right on

Let the seasons begin, take the big king down

[radioheadyaoi]

one of my favourite things about the favourite worst nightmare era is how alex looked like this when he was writing songs like fluorescent adolescent and the bad thing

[ax-y10]

Why do these two images have the same vibe to it

I have a thing for lead singers What? Who said that?

@vibestillaxxx for the Wilbur image