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i'm finally writing some more starters from that one-liner call i made a bit ago, and when i tell you i must be feeling better bc i'm struggling to keep it short and not have an explanation waiting for y'all in the tags ASDFG the writing mojo is returning and i'm having to contain it :' ))
#it's so funny but i'm also biting my keyboard bc i wanna write a paragraph :' )#anyway i know i haven't been on the dash but i promise i'm still working on stuff!#and i'm thinking that perhaps i'll send asks to a few people each day? since i'm trying to send more memes than usual#a proper spam <3#i'm realizing i'm asking to be overwhelmed if i try to send a ton of asks all in one day which might sound silly#but having to decide which muses to send to who honestly takes it out of me a lil -- decision paralysis is my nemesis ;v;#so yeah don't think i forgot about you!! i'm just taking my time!#alright now back to queuing starters hehe#get ready to ramble | ooc
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wip posting just to get something out there, and it's def a mixed bag!! the only thing more inconsistent than my posting schedule is my art style RIP
#wip#yapping below#1. sinnohtrio group pic where nothing bad has happened yet... dedicated sinnoh post coming soon#2. personalizing dawn and lyra's togekisses with different coloring and markings based on region. there's lyra's omelette :]#3. timeskip red and leaf except it's just pikachu#4. top left is all the assets i made for my cs final project! a little cherrim themed browser game#then there's sprites for my champion dawn; cool concept methinks but it's definitely a work in progress. peep the giratina hairclips#some vaugely lugia/ho-oh inspired protag ideas for a hgss sequel#anddd a bunch of background doodles. goldenrod flower shop and a very saturated mt. silver#in timeskip there shall be a proper town at mt. silver's base to officially bridge kanto and johto (and make lyra's work commute easier)#5-7 is me spitballing ideas abt pokemon biology#dratini & dragonair are forever sea snakes to me!!! though i do enjoy the amphibian interpretations#also i didn't know dragonite island was already a thing from pokeani... rip wyverse dragon master lore#i think crobat looks goofy no matter how you stylize it. silver and his big bumbling bat that insists on grooming its trainer. so unserious#there's a togekiss page too but then i remembered egg groups are a thing so i'm revising parts of it#i spent so long trying to come up with a reasonable wing-to-body ratio for togekiss and crobat. literally useless when dragonite can#apparently fly around the globe in 16 hours. are you Kidding me. dragons weren't even merging with jet planes until gen 3.#OK that is all. sorry for the lack of uploads wah#i'm like a ferret hoarding all my doodles until the quantity > quality lever switches in my brain to give the 👍 to post#i did made a spam blog but who knows if i'll actually post on there lol! probably for non-pkmn related stuff
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me bc he fucked me up so bad i literally cannot trust anyone anymore theres always a little voice saying "what if theyre just doing this to get information out of you for him" even people on tumblr if i see a moot interact with him ill instantly put them on my mental list of WARNING WARNING DO NOT TALK DO NOT BE FRIENDS even if its just one reply to his post or smt its just so overwhelming. same irl i feel like i cant trust talking to anyone about the entire thing beyond fact of things that have happened apart from one person whos been through similar things (even to the point of reporting him to staff about his actions towards her aswell) n its like ts is so fucked up!!! bcuz why!!!! i dont know!!!!
anyways guys stalking is not cool! going out of your way to watch someone is not cool! being unable to respect that people do not want to interact with you is not cool! spreading false rumors abt ppl to make their life worse is not cool! trying to contact someone after being blocked is not cool! do not be like ---- whos been reported to staff 3 times in a month and a half for the exact same thing every time.
#targeted#its not a problem as much on this acc but my other blog is crazy the amount of people ive blocked/unmooted#for interacting w him semi regularly#3 strikes and ur out type beat yk#my first proper issue was when i had notifs on for sm1 on this acc#n i suspect he read the url off my screen n started interacting with them more than usual if ygwim#tried to do it to another moot but they prob didnt respond to his ask#as in both moots i was spamming their whole blogs 24/7 it was not casual
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Family photo!! This is my goodnight post, ily guys!! See ya tomorrow!
#i get to see a friend I haven't seen for a whole month finally tomorrow#its gonna be awesome#he's actually the guy who triggered my spiderverse phase because he took me to see the movie#and now he's gonna have to deal with the consequences of that when we finally catch up#eheheheheheh#i still have the movie ticket#i use it ad a bookmark in my spiderverse art books#i plan on getting a proper bookmark tomorrow (fingers crossed i can find it)#I'm kinda spamming long tags because i have a horrible confession#that involves cereal#but you're gonna have to wait just a teeenyyy tiiinnyy bit more#so#let me tell you what I've done so far today#i did dishes! I washed my counters and stovetop#and i did some character sketches#and experimenting with coloring styles in both traditional and digital art#(but i cant share them yet because I'm not done them. theyre in gift art for my friends :3)#I might actually sell the ocs I've been making lately because i have absolutely no need for them. theyre just experimental work#okay sin time#i tried cereal...with water. choco fruity pebs. i dont have milk currently#.........it wasn't bad#anyways goodnight!
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Anyone wanna hear about the omori cheer au I just came up with and will never do anything with
#raey spam#hot take: mari is a coach#i was originally gonna make her a yourh cheer coach bc she'd be soo good with kids but no#she works at a proper gym#anyways on the topic of cheer I learned some cool new stunts#im gonna go ask zel if she wants ro a cheer trivia game and the answer is goinf to be no <3#also did tou guys miss me <3 (was gone for like 2 days) (is delusional)
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extremely distressed by the revelation that bf does not like tomatoes but at least this means i get to have any and all tomatoes that happen to be on his plate in the future
#spam brain#to be clear i am an AGRESSIVE tomato enjoyer#i am in fact eating a tomato like an apple rn. bc it was in my fridge and i don't feel like heating up proper food<3#i really really REALLY don't understand the logic of disliking tomatoes like fr they elevate ANY FOOD#but like ig i can live w this#non fandom#dick talks abt the bf
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So something about me is that I really like puppets. I grew up on puppet shows. My puppet interest comes in phases, but it always comes back.
I also really like to write!! Currently, I have two big stories in the works. There's Ollie and Lucky Against the World, which I posted about before. I deleted the side-blog for it, because I kept changing it. That one has a bit of puppetry.
My other is No Flash Photography Please, and that one is completely puppets! It actually crosses over with Against the World at one point! This one was really made to expand upon the secondary world I'm making.
One thing I'm historically bad at is character design. I can make stories and personalities all day long, but the designs give me lots of trouble. I'd love to share them here if I had them. But I'm working on it!! Trying my best!
I want to post about the stories more, but I'm worried about spoilers, but I also just really wanna ramble about it, haha! Maybe someday I'll tell you about it.
#aahdjabdishjd i lobv themm soooooooo muuuuuuch#rambles#mackerel posts#ill probably give in and ramble about it later#ive talked about it a little#to my friends#but im a bit nervous about boring them with it#they already sit through my puppet dumping#ill spam pictures and links and songs for hours on end and go like#thank you for sitting though that <3 i love yall!!#oh right#i should probably add proper tags#puppet#writing#but also not really#because its just talking about it#gosh im awful at this#haha!!
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silly note list because I need to fix things
no rules spamming is allowed :3 (I really wanna get these things done but need someone from the outside to nudge me, the note count is high because some things need to be later or further apart)
5 notes and I’ll drink water rn
10 notes and I’ll brush my teeth today
20 notes and I’ll have a proper full breakfast tommorow and for a week afterwards
30 notes and I’ll try to convince my parents to buy me the electronics needed to finish my tv head
40 notes and I’ll post a picture of the tv head
50 notes and I’ll post a picture of me in the tv head and a kimono I made once it’s finished
60 notes and I’ll put my laptop into a repair shop to fix it bluescreening every 10 minutes when I’m working on something more requiring on its RAM
70 notes and I’ll actually draft a project for a silly metroidvania I started working on
turned into a rouge like but who cares
80 notes and I’ll post dev logs of said silly metroidvania
90 notes I’ll get my shot together and start a twitch channel
changed into a YouTube channel
100 notes ill try and draft up a stream plan once I know all my school and extra curricular stuff
125 notes and I’ll stream my development process
150 notes and I’ll do some more extra streams and prepare an introductory video
streams not gonna happen for now but videos are being made
175 notes and I’ll start a YouTube channel where I’ll reuse some of the VODs I’ll eventually get and make some actual videos
200 notes and ill talk to my therapist about thinking I have adhd (I barely avoided failing last year)
250 notes and I’ll try to go to sleep early for a week straight
300 notes and I’ll try to fix my sleep schedule before school starts
400 notes and I’ll organize my room before school starts
500 notes and I’ll release a demo of said metroidvania
600 notes and I’ll release it on Itch.io
1000 notes and I’ll try to come out to my parents as trans (again)
didn’t go well at all
1200 notes I’ll try to make some money with my skills
1500 I’ll make a 2d game adding only y’all’s ideas
I might add some more later goals later (some of the numbers are prone to adjustment but I’ll try to avoid that, and do it only for the yet to be completed ones)
tags under the cut to get this started
@hadoom @uwathebestgirl @im-a-sentient-magic-carpet @thecrazyalchemist
I’m making a mistake with this one
@tanihanya
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Dino Classico x reader
I started watching the anime today and I’m absolutely hooked<3 vampires really have my heart♡ I haven’t read the manga yet, but I hopefully didn’t make this OOC. This is quite short as I don’t know that much about Dino as a character yet. Requests for Delico’s Nursery is open<3 (do spam me;) )
Synopsis: You and Dino share different views on raising children.
Masterlist
The dining hall was dimly lit. The heavy dark blue curtains were partially closed making small gaps of moonlight shine through the windows. The sound of the clinking sound of silverware filled the room. A dark mahogany dining table with silver details stood in the middle of the room. Both chair on each end side of the table were seated. Dino’s dark gold eyes stared into yours as he ate. His knife skilfully cut through the duck breast.
“How was your day dear?” you ask him as you take a deep sip of your wine glass.
The grey haired man scoffed. “Nothing too eventful. Working on the case. Theodore didn’t cause me any trouble. I don’t know what I would do if my child was as unruly as the others” his deep voice sounding bored as he recalled his day.
You nodded as you elegantly wiped your mouth on your napkin. You weren’t Theodore’s biological mother, but you treated him as he was your own. You loved him despite only knowing him for a year. “I hope you haven’t been too hard on him” your eyes found his. “He is still a child, Dino” your voice stern, but still filled with love for both your stepson and your husband.
The man before you sighed as he pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose. “I just do what is necessary in order to raise a proper son. I just do as what is expected of me as a nobleman” he answered.
You swallowed at his words. You understood his duties that followed his position, but you couldn’t help but feel bad for his poor child.
“Do you think he will turn into a good nobleman if you abandon him?” you couldn’t help the sharp age that followed your words.
“Abandon him? How have I abandoned him?” he barred his teeth in a sneer before he quickly regained his composure.
“Children need their parents. Is that not obvious?” you shook your head. “I am glad Sir Dali makes you raise him alongside his children. I think it will do both you and Theodore good.”
Dino reminded silent rest do the dinner. It was clear your words had somewhat affected the normally stern vampire. Out of all his wife’s, you were the one he loved the most. His love was cold, but passionate. Others had warned you before you took his hand that he was not the easiest to deal with, but you paid their warnings no mind as you knew your heart belonged to him.
As you walked back to your chambers later that evening you became determined that you would help and enforce the bond between father and son. Because maybe your dream about a normal relationship between you three could be reality.

#delico's nursery fanfiction#delico's nursery fanfic#delico's nursery x reader#delico's nursery imagine#delico's nursery#dino classico#classico dino#dino classico x reader#x reader#x female reader
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The Monster’s Lair
*Aka my Masterlist*
Hello, my lovely little monster fuckers. My name is Dray and welcome to The Monster’s Lair.
Please send in any ask or request your heart desires. All comments are welcome! Any thoughts, opinions, comments, compliments, and anything else you’d like to tell me so long as you’re kind.
The things we will not, nor will we ever, cover on this blog is right here until further notice. Also, just a reminder, this is an 18+ blog! MDNI! Any found on the premises will be promptly escorted off and banished to the deep seas :)
Please, do not Spam Like or at least reblog a post every few fics if you’re binge reading. The shadowban is real and it is painful. So plz help me out here lol
Emoji Anons: ☎️ ,🥚, 🩰 , 🍓, 💤, 🍰 , 🐋 ,
Patreon/Commissions/Tip Jar
Here is my Ko-fi where you can go to commission me for a fic at your hearts desire. You can find all information you’ll need on the page itself. A proper information page is coming soon. It is also where you can find my tip jar if the mood ever strikes you <3
Here is my Patreon where you can go if you’d like to get more special content from yours truly. You can find all information on the tiers list in the link. A proper information page is also coming soon lol.
Ok, that was great. Here’s my work. Read to your hearts content, you freaky horn-goblins. Shoo! Go on, get!
Monster Fics
Hybrid Fics
Demon Priest
Ghost Bf
#monster fucker#terato#monster#masterlist#monsters#monster fuqqer#monster fudger#monster lust#monster romance#monster guy#monster fluff#monster fic#monster imagine#monster boy#monster lover#monster lore#monster oc#monster original character#monster world#monster book#monster x gn reader#yandere monster x reader#monster x y/n#monster x you#monster x reader#monster x human#monster x female#human x monster#reader x monster#monster x fem!reader
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oh i ak going to GET you!!!!!!
goouppy
#they look so cute!!!! you did so good capturing their derpy nature its so adorable!!!!! and their false tail looks so lively!!!!#id be spamming the fuck out of out dms if i had the proper stimming emojis#this means war zaya. expect revenge <3
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okay bc why not so here we go (ik we'll prolly, definitely not even get halfway through but ehh whatever)
NOTES CHALLENGE!!
10- ill post all my dazai doodles till date (on my artblog)
20- ill start keeping my room organised every day
50- ill do my best to start working on my abandoned fics
75- ill start making time for my hobbies too instead of just scrolling (am working on this)
100- ill properly focus on studies instead of procrastinating and reduce distractions (am working on this)
150- ill follow a proper workout routine *every* day (i keep procrastinating some days) (am working on this)
200- ill try to be more positive and kinder to myself instead of being self-depracating all the time (am working on this)
300- ill try to properly start taking real care of myself
400- ill start being more open about my feelings instead of just bottling up all my emotions (damn thats gonna be harddd)
500- ill start trying to find things about myself i really love and believe in myself
id say ill maybe add more but i doubt ill need to lmao; spam till ig 5 notes per person allowed :3
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⤷ Lia's Official Masterlist!
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Welcome to my wonderful masterlist <3
Here are some icons to look out for while navigating:
❦ - fluff ☂- angst ᯓ- random
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DEMON SLAYER/ KIMETSU NO YAIBA ❀
SMAUs!
*disclaimer: if you have requests, please keep them to a minimum.
•(❦) - I guess I'll find a new boyfriend. (Completed)
•(❦) - Teaching duty! (Completed)
•(❦) - Airport! (Completed)
•(❦) - Save me! (Completed)
•(❦) - Accidents happen! (Completed)
•(❦) - Accidents happen part 2! (completed)
•(❦) - Getting married! (Completed)
•(❦) - Long Distance Relationships! (Completed)
•(❦) - Being a musician! (Completed)
•(❦) - Being a musician part 2! (Completed)
•(❦) - Would you still love me if I was a worm? (Completed)
•(❦) - Being a Wrestler! (Completed)
•(❦) - Twitch Streamers! (Completed)
•(❦) - Twitch Streamers part 2! (Completed)
•(❦) - Breaking up with them as a prank! (Completed)
Single character smaus
(ᯓ) - random texts with Tanjiro Kamado (processing..)
(ᯓ) - random texts with Inosuke Hashibara (processing..)
(ᯓ) - random texts with Giyuu Tomioka (processing..)
(ᯓ) - random texts with Kyojuro Rengoku (processing..)
(ᯓ) - random texts with Shinobu Kocho (processing..)
(ᯓ) - random texts with Mitsuri Kanroji (processing..)
(ᯓ) - random texts with Gyomei Himejima (processing..)
(ᯓ) - random texts with Sanemi Shinazugawa (processing..)
(ᯓ) - random texts with Muichiro Tokito (processing..)
(ᯓ) - random texts with Uzui Tengen (processing..)
More smaus coming..
Short Fics!
In Another Life with Giyuu Tomioka : queued for November 🫢
Headcannons!
nothin' to see here.
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JUJUTSU KAISEN ❀
SMAUs!
•(❦) - A group chat with Megumi, Yuji, and Nobara (completed)
•(❦) - Calling them bro! (Completed)
•(❦, ☂) - Having a bad dream! (completed)
•(❦) - Getting drunk! (completed)
•(❦) - You seem jealous.. (completed)
•(❦) - Texting them from a private number! (Completed)
•(❦) - Viewing your Instagram Post! (Completed)
•(❦) - A groupchat with Gojo, Geto and Shoko ! (processing..)
•(☂) - Texting them after the break up (processing..)
•(❦) - I'm Sick! (processing..)
•(❦) - Girl, spill. - (processing..)
More smaus coming..
Single character SMAUs
• (ᯓ) - random texts with Satoru Gojo (completed)
• (ᯓ) - random texts with Suguru Geto (completed)
• (ᯓ) - random texts with Yuji Itadori (completed)
• (ᯓ) - random texts with Toge Inumaki (completed)
• (ᯓ) - random texts with Megumi Fushiguro (completed)
• (ᯓ) - random texts with Toji Fushiguro (processing..)
• (ᯓ) - random texts with Kento Nanami (completed)
• (ᯓ) - Random texts with Choso Kamo (processing..)
More smaus coming..
Short Fics! (Mostly oneshots)
• (❦) - Black and White. (Megumi Fushiguro)
• (❦) - Who is that fine babe? (Satoru Gojo)
• (❦) - Softie (Ryomen Sukuna)
•(❦) - A Spider (Satoru Gojo)
•(❦) - I can be Better (Yuji Itadori)
• (❦,☂) - Finding peace. (Suguru Geto)
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Headcannons!
nothin' to see here.
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⤷ MY HERO ACADEMIA/ BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA ❀
SMAUs!
• (❦) - Asking them to sleepover! (Completed)
• (❦) - Late to class! (Completed)
• (❦, ☂) - Getting back together! (Completed)
• (☂) - Texting them after death (Completed)
• (❦) - This reminded me of you.. (Completed)
• (❦) - Staying out Late! (Completed)
• (❦) - Spamming song lyrics! (Completed)
• (❦) - Texting the older heros "I miss you 😘" (Completed)
• (❦) - Sending 1A kids memes! (Completed)
• (❦) - Leaving something in their dorm! (Completed)
Single character SMAUs
• (ᯓ) - random texts with Izuku Midoryia
• (ᯓ) - random texts with Katuski Bakugo
• (ᯓ) - random texts with Eijiro Kirishima
• (ᯓ) - random texts with Denki Kaminari
• (ᯓ) - random texts with Tenya Iida
• (ᯓ) - random texts with Shouta Aizawa
• (ᯓ) - random texts with Keigo Takami
Short Fics!
Nothin' to see here.
Headcannons!
Nothin' to see here.
More works coming soon !! ♡♡
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hai hai!! i have some cod nsfw headcanons ^_^ hope you don’t mind i just have brainworms that need to be let out
price has a MASSIVE (pun intended) size kink. he loves having your small frame beneath him, just manhandling you everywhere >_<
simon is actually really gentle. he definitely has dacryphilia, but the first time you started crying during the act, he got so scared :’( you had to reassure him you were alright ! now he can be more rough, even downright mean at times .
gaz looks like the most ‘proper’ of the 141, but he’s freaky !!! he’s really into degradation and praise, and he’s a huge ass man idc idc ! but he’d also spend hours with body worship just taking care of u
soap’s favorite position is cowgirl / just you riding him, he loves seeing his dog tags dangle between ur tits, holding your hips and just having you on top :p
aah that’s it sorry for spam </3 love your writing
I NEVER MIND HEADCANONS ARE WE KIDDING?!!!
price having a size kink makes my brain malfunction. like i neeeeeed that man. i’m so sorry but i also feel like he’d have a bit of an age gap kink. he’s not that old—he’s like what? late 30s early 40s??—but he secretly really likes dating someone way younger than him. the fact that irl i’m like oh ew gross at those kind of men! but in fiction, i’m like i want that man down bad and obsessed with the fact that he’s larger and older than you. need him to feel like he’s taking advantage of you: being older, bigger, and in higher power, and he hates how much he gets off on that.
no im obsessed with simon being a gentle lover. the thing is, i love him soft and rough, so combining it is just 😩 him being so sweet and slow and gentle at first, but once you convince him you’re ok with him being rough, my man goes a little crazy. he loves to leave bruises on you. loves to degrade you (��look how easily you spread your legs for me. pathetic.” “beg for it, love”). loves to toss you around like you’re nothing. loves seeing your eyes water when he’s just pounding the shit out of you, the way you struggle to form coherent words. if you don’t have tear stains by the time he’s done, he clearly didn’t do his job right. but that’s not every time.. he’s still gentle and takes his time and whispers sweet praises in your ear in between. like UMMMFFF.
gaz is younger (and acts like it) so ofc he’s freaky. i don’t think he gets too weird with it or too obscure in his kinks, but he definitely likes to try new things. he lovesssss to talk dirty, watching you get flustered beneath him from just his words is his favorite thing. and my guy lovessss eating puss lmao. he definitely texts you randomly “please let me come over and go down on you. i just miss you so much.” like he straight up doesn’t expect anything in return, he just likes to get off by pleasing you and needs to taste you or he’ll lose his marbles.
i feel like entire fandom has all agreed soap likes it when his girl is on top 🤪 and they’re right!!! he is most definitely and without a doubt, a boob guy. so watching them bounce as you ride him sends him into aerospace. he is obsessed with watching you work yourself on top of him. and he can be dominant when he wants, but a lot of the time he likes when you take charge. he goes crazy when you shove his chest back down as he tries to sit up and you just mercilessly ride him until he’s a whimpering mess.
thank you for this, anon. i always love seeing other peoples headcanons <3
#foaming at the mouth#chatting ˘͈ᵕ˘͈#headcanons#cod headcanons#gaz headcanons#simon riley headcanons#captain price headcanons#soap headcanons
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✨H O W D Y✨
I'm hank :) / fledgling adult / she/her pronouns
I will curse, and sometimes draw blood and gore and body horror or discuss/depict mental health issues, and probably other stuff (I will try to put warnings and tags) so if that bothers you then ig I'm not for you. If there are any posts that you feel don't have proper warnings lmk.
I have social anxiety, but I'm very friendly (I think) so don't be afraid to talk to me! but also, I might be afraid to talk to you lol. Also, if I don't respond to your ask/DM I probably saw it and didn't feel like responding, so don't resend it or spam me.
You can use my art for pfps and whatnot just be sure to credit me. DON'T repost or trace my art, or claim it as yours.
Hope u enjoy :D
Art tag: #hank's art
Comic tag: #hank's comics
Villain Mikey tag: #villain mikey au
Links to comics and whatever under the cut:
Leo’s Missing + Bonus
Serious Question
Appreciation
Double Standards
Girls Day Out (9 parts):
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9
Still Alive • Shut up
Define “weapon”
Off day
Krang Raph
Annoying
Chomp
Valentine's Casita
F!Don's boo boo + uhhhh
Brains and Brawn (4 Parts):
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
Krang Trauma Bonding Time (2 Parts):
Part 1 | Part 2
Human disaster twins
Purple Dragons Strike Again
Villain Mikey AU:
Welcome to My Nightmares
He’s just bein’ spooky
Draxum
Draxum Lore Dumping
You weren't there
Do it again
Stay tuned for more stuff ;)
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Absolutely loving your marine biologist cqms diaries and need to know the full Moshang backstory at once... Why do I see sqh taping programmable LED strips to himself with double-sided sticky tape so that he can 'talk' to Mobei Jun...
Thank you, glad you're enjoying it! As for the story behind MoShang... Sit down, grab a drink, because I am about to do a lot of elaborating!
So first off Dr. Shang Qinghua; he's a very renowned marine biologist, who specializes in Leviathan Class mer language and behavior (though his knowledge regrading the behaviors and linguistic abilities of smaller, coastal species is nothing to sneeze at either). He's the head of Leviathan Class mer study at one of Cang Qiong's facilities; a different facility from the one Dr. Shen Jiu works at, actually! He did spend time working with Dr. Shen; both in school, and during their internships, and during those time periods it was decided that those two should not be allowed to work in the same space as each other. Project Pisces is an exception.
One of Dr. Shang's most well known and well renowned achievements (aside from The Tank Incident which we'll get too) was his part in the illegalization of mer poaching, selling, and ownership. His study of mer habits and language assisted in the official classification of mers as Sentient Species, granting them rights against being killed or owned as pets. He also assisted in the seizure, rehabilitation and release of hundreds of mers previously being kept as pets or sideshow attractions.
Back to MoShang:
Mobei Jun, a category 2 Leviathan Class mer (Yue Qingyuan is a category 3; the first and currently only), was one of Dr. Shang's first subjects of study in his pursuit of proving mers capable of complex language. He was found caught in a fishermen's net and brought to Dr. Shang's facilities for both treatment and study. Almost all of Dr. Shang's knowledge of Leviathan Class behaviors, as well as mer language, was gleaned from his study of Mobei Jun over the course of several months' worth of treatment and rehabilitation. He spent hours and hours outside the mer's enclosure, speaking to him in English, Chinese, and even incorporating some sign language. He took direct responsibility over feeding, guiding and treating the mer, studying Mobei Jun's behaviors and responses to the stimuli around him.
He was able to identify complex, grammatical structure within the calls and sounds Mobei Jun made when interacting with him, though he wasn't able to reliably decipher these into a language (at least not one that would earn mers the rights of Sentient Species). His major breakthrough came in studying the bioluminescent patterns located on Mobei Jun's face, shoulders, chest, and across his back. He discovered that mer language is actually largely associated with these markings; words are formed via the flashing of certain markings in certain patterns over certain areas of the body, while the low, intense vocalizations Mobei Jun frequently made were generally associated with more broad emotions; for example hunger, irritation, curiosity, threat, etc.
Essentially; the markings convey words, while vocalizations convey feelings, as Dr. Shang put it his paper on the subject.
Actually decoding, understanding and then mimicking these individual words in order to have a proper conversation with Mobei Jun proved to be a bit more of a challenge, in large part because Dr. Shang, being human, had no markings of his own, and no ability to make the appropriate sounds to convey his emotions.
His solution to this problem was ultimately to pick up a flashlight and start turning it on and off over various parts of his body in an attempt to mimic the signals used to convey words. He was... actually surprisingly successful, and was able to engage in one of the very first human to mer conversations. Which mostly consisted of Mobei Jun asking what the fuck he was doing while Dr. Shang spammed a rudimentary approximation of the words for 'learn' and 'friend'.
Which finally brings us to The Tank Incident...
Near the end of Mobei Jun's rehabilitation, a few weeks before he was to be moved to one of their oceanic enclosures (a big pen off the side of the facilities that connects to the ocean itself), before being released back to the wild, Dr. Shang was walking alongside the edge of Mobei Jun's holding tank making observations about his sleeping patterns. It was very late and most of the lights had been turned out, and Mobei Jun himself had retired to the den built into his tank for sleep.
Evidently a feed bucket had been left out beside the tank and Dr. Shang wasn't aware of it, as he tripped over it and fell, directly into Mobei Jun's tank.
He would later go on to describe the experience as 'equal parts terrifying and thrilling.' Mobei Jun was naturally woken up by Dr. Shang's tumble into his tank, and emerged to investigate. The sound of his voice; echo-locating to see what exactly had fallen in his tank; was loud enough to make Dr. Shang's chest vibrate.
Dr. Shang had expected to die then; it wasn't common for mer's to eat humans, but not unheard of, particularly in Leviathan Class. Sentient though they may be, mers are undoubtedly much more... wild than humans.
Mobei Jun, on the other hand, had apparently recategorized Dr. Shang from food to a potential mate during their months of interaction, and took the opportunity of having the man within his reach to... finalize, that decision.
Dr. Shang has gone on record stating that the experience was 'not as bad as you'd expect actually! For one thing it's nice and narrow at the tip and he doesn't just shove it all in at once, so you have time to adjust. The smaller one's on the sides also help to distract you, and the fact mers also like to be penetrated at the same time they're doing the penetrating definitely helps too." (for more info on speculative mer reproduction, check out Sinn-Bee's MerLiu au, I took a lot of inspo from them ;))
Regardless, Dr. Shang quickly became very famous for his little... adventure. He is not however the first person to end up in such a situation; he's not even the first researcher, so he wasn't blacklisted or fired. He is the first to pull it off with a Leviathan Class though...
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