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12 year old tim realizing robin’s not coming back to gotham and deciding that it’s Batman’s fault so he has to ruin the little bit of sanity and peace of mind Bruce has managed (read: struggled) to keep in his grasp:
#tim drake#dick grayson#robin#dc robin#bruce wayne#batman#tim drake is a menace#tim drake was and still is a die hard Robin fan before anything else#so he 100% thinks Damian’s funny when he’s not the one being targeted#there’s mission reports with comments in the margin like ‘nice 👍🏾 do it again’ and ‘650000000/10 🎉’ and Bruce hates it sm#it starts with a mild explosion and psychological fuckery and ends with a prank war with city wide structural damage#Bruce sees Tim and Damian getting along and starts sobbing in the batcave#It was 12 year old Tim Drake and his 67 alt twitter accs against the world (Batman) when dick left#For the two years dick refused to stay in Gotham I promise you batman’s anonymous tip line was just 325 ruthless insults from tim everyday#Imagine bruce trying to figure out which of his rogues keeps photoshopping terrible .5s of Batman then mailing it to the gcpd#just to find out it’s some fucking middle schooler with a bowlcut from bristol#Tim drake is unhinged and petty#Like it gets so bad that gothamites (even the rogues) have picked a side in this mostly one sided beef between a middle schooler and batman#I want internet beef between a middle schooler and a 29 year old med school dropout bruce ‘I am the night’ wayne#Bruce is foaming at the mouth whenever someone opens Twitter next to him#and batman is breaking your clavicle if you mention twitter in his hearing range 😭#Batman showing up at Tim’s windowsill: take down all your accounts rn and im calling your parents 😡🦇#Tim pulling out a ouija board: let’s see if your parents answer before mine 🤨#I made yj on the sims so they could fight the jl and I was like middle school!tim drake w/ a twitter acc???
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They are in love <3
#i promise im totally normal about them#i just happen to draw them almost everyday for the past 5 months of my life#also who was going to tell me Chuuya was wearing a jacket and not a black shirt#artwork#digital art#fanart#drawing#illustration#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd dazai#dazai osamu#bsd chuuya#chuuya nakahara#skk#soukoku#art
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deleted scene after Chantry's blow up
#one day i will draw handers normally i promise#everyday I stray further from the common sense#handers#anders dragon age#hawke dragon age#da2#dragon age 2#dragon age shitpost
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I don't know man I have nothing else to post.
Have some Mv2 because these two are literally my life source at this point, also V2 welding herself a new arm (it totally won't get stolen this time) and Merge <3
Don't come after me I don't know how to draw welding tools, I just thought "Haha looks like swordsmachine" and kept it as is.
Btw is anyone else in the process of reading 17776? Juice is literally me guys (Literally jupiter icy moons space craft)((Desperately scratching at my friends' dms like a dog trying to get them to read the silly blocks of yellow text I sent them.))
Am I a person or am I just a bunch of Juice yellow text in a trench coat.
#ultrakill#ultrakill fanart#mirage ultrakill#ultrakill mirage#v2 ultrakill#ultrakill v2#mv2#17776 football#17776 juice#ranting#i love them so much#someone please listen to me I swear I'm a normal person and I can be completely normal about all the robots/ beings of metal I am intereste#with I promise promise promise I can be normal about this topic and not be consumed by it (I have only just gotten into 17776 but I already#know that this is going to become integrated into my everyday personal life so much so that I'm not going to be able to have any normal#conversation without mentioned these STUPID FUCKINGFNJSJ RAHHFKDSHSHH GRAAHAHSHAHS)
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OPEN RP STARTER TW:mentions of su!cid3
You see Lucifer walk out of the bug house looking more down than usual, then you notice his necklace-not very unuasual-then you see a safety pin on it..
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#one my friends told me about this so im doing a starter.#rp#roleplay#pjo rp#pjo roleplay#pjo#percy jackson rp#percy jackson roleplay#SAFETY PIN MEANING if someone is wearing a safety pin necklace/ bracelet everyday#it is usually a promise not to kill themselves#especially if theyve attempted before
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may i have the 10 wholly unasked for paragraphs of semen retention belief lore please 🙏
Ok
MEDICAL MODEL:
The philosophical core of Wardi medical model revolves around the universe’s primal dualism- it exists in between the extremes of Sea (cold wet dark female) and Sky (hot dry bright male). These forces are sterile and stagnant when separate, God emerged at their interacting boundaries as their synthesis, capable of creation. Life itself required God’s sacrifice of Its living spirit and the shedding of Its blood, which rendered sterile earth fertile and inhabitable and kicked of the perpetual death-rebirth flow of living spirit that maintains all life. The body is a reflection of this primordial state- it is maintained by the flow of living spirit (contained in the blood), and its core matter is an interactive mixture of primordial Hot Sky and Cold Sea, Warm in balance, with male and female physically differentiated by the presence of primordial extremes- the male has Hot testes, the female has Cold womb, the interaction of these extremes allow for creation.
(I promise this will have to do with semen retention eventually.)
Blood is understood as carrying the body’s living spirit, the animating force whose proper flow maintains life and health by balancing the body’s primordial extremes. Semen is a type of blood, given Hot nature by its isolation in the testes, and also carries the living spirit. It functions as the active seed of the living spirit. It is the Hot element planted in the Cold of the womb, the mingling of these forces allow for creation, and insemination with living spirit creates a living body that can host an immortal soul. (Wardi belief describes two souls- a living spirit that animates and maintains the body and an immortal soul that houses the mind).
Male gender designation revolves almost entirely around the testes, the Hot extreme of the body where semen is (assumed to be) produced and stored. In addition to its procreative functions, the testes are an organ whose function is to masculinize and strengthen the rest of the body. Each organ requires the proper flow of healthy blood/living spirit to function properly, and thus loss of this living spirit must be performed with great care- bloodletting in offering is highly controlled, bloodletting in medicine is carefully selected and done in accordance with balancing procedure. Since testes are regulated specifically by the living spirit in semen, semen should not be discharged with reckless abandon.
SOCIAL SEXUAL NORMS:
Cultural ideals for sexual behavior revolve around moderation and self-restraint. Sexuality itself is not demonized. There is nothing wrong with nonprocreative/nonmaritial sex in of itself (unless it is adultery on the part of a woman (male adultery is ostensibly bad too but is rarely treated as gravely), or a girl losing virginity prior to marriage, or it violates a litany of gender-sexual norms), but sexual RESTRAINT is an expectation.
Having an active but controlled libido is idealized, particularly in men. A man who is an absolute paragon of ideal masculinity has a libido, but is not ruled by it. He does not masturbate and rather seeks a partner for sexual release. He usually has a wife for this, and otherwise is capable of the patience and restraint to attain a quality sexual partner rather than finding the easiest release out of desperation. His partners are suitable to proper male interest, being good looking women or pretty beardless youths (going for 'unseemly' women or older, masculine men (so long as one performs the penetrative role) is not wholly unacceptable but suggests desperation and a weak control of libido).
This is an IDEAL and not strictly enforced- very few people will think you’re a weak failure of a man for jerking off sometimes or bragging about fucking some random tail, and hiring sex workers is entirely normalized (and will only be condemned if deemed notably ‘excessive’ and disruptive to a normal patriarchal role, or truly symptomatic of being unable to get laid without paying for it). Rather, if someone is already identified as a weak or effeminate man, ‘excessive libido’ may be cited as a cause or symptom, or rhetoric to criticize them.
THE SEMEN RETENTION:
Encouragement of semen retention/regulation stems out of both of these forces. Proper masculine social/sexual behavior encourages a limitation to discharge of semen, and medical thought deems it necessary for physical masculinization. A man who does not 'excessively' lose semen via an uncontrolled libido is thought to be physically more masculine- it is assumed to directly make the testes larger since they are Storing More Cum, but also to deepen the voice, assist in the growth and maintenance of the beard, and generally enhance strength, mental acuity, and vitality. Men are regarded as innately physically and mentally stronger than women, with the medical model slapped on as one of the means of explaining patriarchal norms (in addition to spiritual concerns of pollution and metaphysical vulnerability). Regulating semen is one of many behaviors that allows a man to stay this way.
This is also an element in why 'effeminacy' in men is linked to hypersexualization- there is an assumption that men who are physically or behaviorally non-masculine have exaggerated, uncontrolled libidos. Effeminancy or ‘softness’ in men is a failure to perform a wide set of behaviors and not strictly an accusation of receiving penetrative sex, but this is often an element- a man who receives is presumed so desperate and out of control of his libido that he will submit to debasement and shame for fulfillment (an un-masculine man who cannot be a penetrative partner could at least retain his dignity by having enough self-control to abstain entirely).
Some scholars, high ranking warriors, and politicians will (at least claim to) be functionally celibate and refrain from all discharge of semen in order to function at peak performance. This total abstinence is rare and NOT culturally mandated, and is often looked on with a little snide derision as a tryhard performance. More commonly, men will attempt to live a life with a controlled libido, and may temporarily abstain from sexual activity leading up to situations that require physical and mental acuity (combat, debate, sport, etc).
Of most concern to the average day to day person is accidental loss through nocturnal emission. While this is harmless every once in a while, it is cause for concern if it occurs frequently- your body is discharging part of its living spirit completely outside of your control, you are directly weakened by this and you don’t want this happening on a regular basis. Recurrent, frequent episodes may indicate polluted blood, or outright inhabitation by evil spirits.
The only level on which semen retention tends to be actively, directly enforced is with children. Teenage boys are typically discouraged from masturbating (especially during the early stages of puberty)- retention of semen masculinizes the body, therefore will contribute to a healthy and normative puberty and should be preserved at this vulnerable time. It is considered normal to chastise and punish a pubescent boy for masturbation. This is seen as preventing him from harming his health, and to teach him to regulate desire and exercise self control, one of many facets of shaping a boy into a proper man during this critical time. This norm does not contribute to children developing lingering psychological issues AT ALL.
Wardi traditional medicine is a holistic methodology of spiritual/physical treatment, using a base system of items (foods, animal parts, herbs, metals, stones) with Hot or Cold properties and individual Essences to manage imbalances in the body and it's blood/spirit flow and dispel evil spirits. This medical system (and related subdivisions of folk medicine) is commonly used to treat nocturnal emissions, and may also be used to lower libido and/or discourage teenage masturbation. These are largely medicines with Cold properties and noted anaphrodisiac Essence. Eels are a big one- given that eels, obviously, are sexless and emerge from river mud, their bodies are anaphrodisiacs and consumption of eel meat/eel based tinctures can lower libido (this should be done with caution, as it also lowers fertility in humans and animals). Medicines may be directly applied to the penis, this does not interfere with the intended function of the testes but subdues excess lust. Phallic amulets are worn regardless of gender and have holistic nonsexual protective properties, but may also help defend against nocturnal emission. Other medicines are worn in sachets that are tied around the hips during sleep, often weighted with lead. In very severe cases (mostly associated with other dysfunction), the penis or testes may be infected with polluted blood and should be bled.
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Tangent: If the Wardi community had reddit you would occasionally see threads like "DAE eat their semen after masturbating so you don't actually lose any?" and most responses would be "no wtf" but there would be a decent number of people going "omg yes I thought I was the only one" "I mean that's kind of weird but I guess it makes sense if you really think about it" and then one very angry commenter ranting about how, No, eating your semen DOES NOT suffice as mitigation of the loss, this is why so many boys are SOFT AND EFFEMINATE these days, the men of old NEVER jacked off and NEVER ate their own cum and had MUCH FULLER BEARDS AND LARGER TESTICLES.
#I also promise I did not intentionally milk this into 10(+) paragraphs I just like to be thorough . Like you need to know how cosmological#philosophy filters down into common practices of semen retention#It should also be noted that in general when I describe these deeper philosophical models it should not be interpreted as things#that Every Member Of The Population Is Routinely Thinking About#The primordial SEA/SKY dualism has philosophical significance and directly informs the medical traditions and practices of some#priesthoods but does not factor directly and explicitly into everyday practice.#Most people's religious practice is based around active interaction with God and Its Faces (and for that matter much of the public#experiences this religion more like a pantheon than a singular monotheistic god with different aspects)#The everyday person is thinking of semen regulation as 'it keeps you healthy and masculine' and not 'it ensures flow of living spirit#through the Hot masculine element of the body and improves the health of this system'- they'll be aware of the core concepts#like blood/semen as a carrier of living spirit but not necessarily thinking about it in THIS level of detail#imperial wardin
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OPEN STARTER. Tw:mentions of su!cd3
You notice Finn walk out of the big house, looking more upset, and down than usual, he's wearing a necklace, that wasn't the unusual thing, the necklace had a safety pin on.
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#heres what it means if you dont know#SAFETY PIN MEANING if someone is wearing a safety pin necklace/ bracelet everyday#it is usually a promise not to kill themselves#especi#rp#rp blog#oc rp#pjo rp#ooc post#rp starter#open rp#pjo
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aro culture is getting really annoyed with the relationships unit in your sociology class because the whole thing is just 100% amatonormativity.
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if think your teacher, professor, and/or TAs might be interested in discussing the concept, I have some idea of bringing up the topic?
I'd personally say something like, "Hi, During our section in sociology around relationships, I couldn't help but think it would be interesting to discuss how a sociological theory called "amatonormativity" might relate to these lessons. I gathered a few sources from the professor who coined it, a thesis written on it, and a law review written about the connection between it and laws in the USA. There's some connections between its use in feminist thought and in queer theories, and I'd love to know your thoughts about it. I personally was thinking of when [specific statement] was said, and how I would apply this theory. I hope it's as interesting to you as it is to me."
Coiner's current webpage: https://elizabethbrake.com/amatonormativity/
Thesis: https://vc.bridgew.edu/honors_proj/330/ (click download in upper right hand corner for the PDF, depending on the individual it may be worth downloading and sending that rather than a link)
Law Review: https://uclawreview.org/2022/06/09/amatonormativity-in-the-law-an-introduction/
#aro culture is#aro#aromantic#actually aro#actually aromantic#ask#mod leo#the general thing is: if you approach a teacher/professor/TA i promise you most of them are THRILLED to see a student engage with the topic#even if it's critical! but you HAVE to watch your tone. i'm not tone policing - you're so allowed to feel and talk about how harmful it is!#- but when you start from excitement or neutral 'how do you feel?' it creates dialogue#and people learn from each other when there's back and forth. practice your 'i statements' like 'i like this theory because i feel...'#not 'your lessons are shitty and promote topics that hurt me and my community'#cause like. no one wants to engage with someone who starts off the bat with that#talking shit about it within community and already supportive folks >>> talking shit about it with someone who's likely unaware at best#and will probably assume it's a weird passive aggressive way to say you don't like them and want them gone#y'know? all about communication skills#<- took a seminar on intrapersonal communication in queer communities in college and suggested how many materials assumed romo/sexual#relationships when discussing boundaries and such and how in queer spaces it's especially important to talk about ALL types of relationship#because we are likely to need that guidance in everyday microaggressions too! and the outside therapist helping with the course was SO#into that and SO excited to bring that energy to the class
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day 90 drawing len (and rin and also bonus miku) until my preorder arrives
REALLY wanted to draw sparklers and none of u can fucking stop me. please be nice...
requests open! ☆ 3 in inbox
#ahh does this have to be said.. uhhh PLEASE Dont insult my art or make fun of it PLEASE THANK YOU im traumatised#WAHHH I PROMISE ILL GET TO U GUYS REQUESTS SOON BUT I LIKE DRAWING STUFF#my art#art#vocaloid fanart#kagamine len#kagamine rin#hatsune miku#kagamine twins#vocaloid#idek if i like it htat much maybe u guys wil#digital painting#drawing len everyday until my preorder arrives
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It's a full-time job
#true story#catch me sippin on that spicy juice#HL all day everyday like it's 2023#y'all! it's been almost a year now!!!#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fandom#sebastian sallow#ari does a thing#i will get around to answering stuff i promise! 😭
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hmmmg sketches :3
#writing 6+ hours a day everyday and spending all my free time drawinf#recipe for disaster#my hands hurt man#käärijä#kaarija#i looooove drawing from references!!!!!!!!#art#traditional art#sketch#jere poyhonen#i promise i will draw bleached hair K soon
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can Any of them cook?? i dont think uve ever shown them cooking before
they can both cook moderately enjoyable meals, nothing fancy. kuri couldnt turn on a stove when she moved in with aubrey though so her skill has grown exponentially over just a few years with the help of very patient friends. the only thing kuri cant do in the kitchen is use a reasonable amount of dishes. she will use like 4 pots just to make 1 spaghetti. also if she ever cooks for the two of them (or the whole fambly) she has to make her own separate version because she uses enough Spicy Things to kill a non kuri. everyone else gets weenie hut jr food
#they dont actually cook very often though maybe like once a week. theyre feeding those poor kids takeout literally everyday#but like health food la takeout so its hashtag fine#its Healthy. promise#quarshton
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but neil's smile is a gentle sort of sunshine, his eyes are pine honey. todd can feel his fingertips burn in his snow-soggy gloves. laughter floats across the frozen lake like the harsh cries of geese flying south, meeks and pitts throwing snow at each other, cameron trying to ice skate.
"come on, guys!" charlie is grinning, one arm still around knox. "it's finally december!"
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DEAD POETS DECEMBER
🤍 tumblr: new drabbles, microfics, headcanons etc. every single day until christmas!
🤍 ao3: oneshots or updates on a multi-chapter fic every sunday! (hopefully)
can't wait <333
#dead poets december#i am so excited for this you guys#i really hope i can do the ao3 thing every sunday#but tumblr updates everyday are a definite promise#can't wait to spend december with you all!#dead poets society#dps fandom#dps#dead poets headcanons#dps fanfiction#dead poets society fanfic#dead poets society fandom
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I’m 4eva a ggg lover 💚💚💚💚💚
if they have no fans I am DEAD
#I LOVE THE GANGREENGANG!!!#they’ve always been my number 1#I think about them everyday honestly#it might be an obsession#they’re a big happy family trust#I wish the colour green was real😢#no one else loves them as much as I do I promise#I have so many headcanons of them might post l8r tbhhh#art#ppg#the powerpuff girls#powerpuff girls#cartoon network#gangreen gang#ppg snake#ppg Grubber#ppg lil Arturo#ppg big billy#ppg ace#william w williams#sanford d ingleberry#ace d copular#arturo de la guerra#digital art
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I understand that the nature of this site means you cannot post a romantic poem (or really anything else) without everyone and their fujoshi mother tagging and adding gifs of their otp. I have come to terms with that. However there are many people doing that who I think belong in hell simply for forcing me to see their bad taste.
#tcp#there is not a single relationship in that game of nonsense show that are on the same level as orpheus and eurydice#they are not even in the same galaxy. u all need to try risperidone i promise it will fix u#everyday i try to be a better person and less judgmental and everyday yall test me. and brother i never study.
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Been writing so much pathetic depressed bottom Law/switch Lawlu lately that I’m low key getting feral and want to write a crazy, obsessive, possessive top Law. Urghhh need plot inspiration though help :(
#cough give me plot ideas#a short one this time!!#a few chapters I swear!#I promise I’m working on my WIPs everyday!#I just need some ~spice~ in between#law#trafalgar law#luffy#lawlu#lawlu fanfiction
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