#a priest a rabbit and a body horror

[thevalicemultiverse]

A priest, a rabbi and a prostitute walk into a bar. They sit down, the bartender's cutting limes. He says, "hold on, I gotta go switch out the kegs."

He leaves and the priest starts talking, he says "I had a man come into my church tells me, 'Father, I no longer believe in God.' So, I explained to him about the fires of hell and eternal damnation and instills the fear of God back in the man."

The Rabbi says, "Oh you Catholics and your fear. I had a similar man come to me, said 'Rabbi, I no longer believe in God.' but the Torah teaches us to explore and question our faith. So, after some conversation and my wise counsel, he came to his own conclusion that he still believed in God."

And they both look at the prostitute and say, "What about you? How would you make a man believe in God?" and the Prostitute picks up the knife that the bartender was using. Says "Oh, I'd just introduce them."

And she stabs the rabbi's hand, pinning him to the bar. The Priest makes a run for the door, her tongue extends out of her mouth, wraps around his ankles and pulls him down to the floor. He digs his fingernails into the hardwoods, but it's of no use. She reels him back in and her jaw unhinges, and she begins to swallow him whole like some great python.

He screams as his feet and legs begin to dissolve in her stomach acids, by the time she gets the priest all the way down, the rabbi has freed himself. he's holding the knife. He says, "Young lady, I don't want to hurt you, but I will if it means saying my life."

She lunges towards him. He stabs her in her swollen belly. She looks down and she smiles, and she pulls the knife deep inside of herself. The knife wound opens up and wraps around the rabbi's hand and begins absorbing him. The arm first, then the head, and then the rest of the body.

And now that she's consumed both the priest and the rabbi, she is bloated and huge and she rolls over onto her back and her arm leg bones begin to crack like glow sticks and her ligaments and head suck inside of herself.

And the bartender comes back. And he sees this mound of pulsating flesh there at his bar. He walks over to it and sees the prostitute's belly button right there on top. It begins to split at the seams and peel open. And then out emerges the head of Jon Taffer. It was another episode of Bar Rescue.

"Oh, you had three customers here. You didn't take their orders. The limes should have been done before you opened. You're back their dingdonging around with the kegs. You should have been taking care of the customers that were at your bar. Not to mention you left a knife out that any psycho could grab and use. You're going to be held liable for that. Shut it down!"

Boy was he heated.

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Alice: ...I -- was that supposed to still be a joke, or...seriously, why did you go on like that? Why did I stay to hear the whole thing? And what's Bar Rescue -- other than a show rescuing bars, I suppose...

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The City of the Dead

The city of the dead have no mouths to speak with. No minds to form reason. Memories and memories and memories that do not order themselves. In the ruins in the barrens on the edge of the world, skeletons began to walk. No one could answer why the dead rose in one small pocket of the world and forgot to sleep again. 

Holy men, alchemists, kings, and living martyrs all traveled to the great ruins of Makan and watched the walking. Bones that carried broken stones from one edge to the other. Kneeling figures that clapped their hands to an unknown rhythm. Spirits burst from wells and poltergeists flung rotted wood at strangers. Yet, the dead did not speak. They were asked of their names, their families, what led them back from the beyond. What necromancer would do this.

They did not wage war. Nor do they pick up swords. The dead were not peaceful perhaps but neither were they purposeful. Makan was an old city, ancient beyond memory, and deserted once the nearest river was dammed and diverted. They were ruins that hung off a cliffside and turned brilliant red against the rising sun. A place of scholarship and history–until it became something more. 

Bodies rattling, teeth clattering, voices of faded spirits like the wind through craigs and singing through tree branches. Some pilgrims swear the dead call their name when they aren’t looking. Others claim they are watching, judging, deciding who will be pure enough to deserve salvation. Still others say they are empty vessels simply caught on repeat–the same routine daily, weekly, yearly for eternity. A meaningless display turned sensational. 

They were famous after all. A skeleton which pushed a baby carrier down the center road from dawn to dusk named the Mother. The well witch who cackled and splashes anyone that passed. The tower Stranger with one arm and one leg who watched anyone who entered, skull swiveling in place. A ghost that rang the church bells–one that people rumor calls your name if you pass too close. Others say it is not your name, but the name of the person you should marry.

The theories were limitless. A place of unimaginable power and limitless looping. And no one to take credit, rally the armies, or put them to rest. Pilgrims came and went. Queens and princes and priests blessed and cursed the place, tried to burn or drown the inhabitants, claimed ordinance or forbade their citizens to make the trek to the ruins in the barrens on the edge of the world. 

In the second dawn of the God-Priest Amix III, a final pilgrimage was made. A Holy Child had been once more chosen from the masses of orphans found in the priestly empire. Dark-eyed and solemn, they were hand-picked for their docile nature. A toddler given a steady diet of jelly the color of stars and flavor of chilled mint. In other countries, they call it Prophecy Meats and treat it as a rare delicacy and dangerous altering substance. The Holy Child, chosen for endurance or perhaps very little at all, is given this steady diet of Stars until they can see the past and present all at once.

The Holy Child of this generation, a girl no more than eight, had survived her first years of seeing the wars and joys and horrors to come. She was dying, of course, and the attendant-nun had become attached. Sister Grehn was warned against such things. Told to keep her distance and remember their purpose, great and beautiful. Sister Grehn begged and pleaded and said, why not take her to the sea? The mountains? Any place that might help her lungs. Take her to healers of other lands.

She got the city of the dead. Sister Grehn carried the Holy Child, too small for her age and eyes as big as black holes, close. “Would you like to see the well, little one?” The nun whispered. “The funny skeleton pushing the baby carriage?”

The Holy Child, who privately kept her birth name, looked up. Nima, a peasant name, a rabbit name, felt the press against her eye sockets. She gave a long exhale. “Oh,” she said. “Oh. They are like me.”

Sister Grehn held her tightly to her chest, mouth turning into a battle line. No, not here, she thought. Please. 

The Holy Child closed her eyes and whispered, “They are tired.” 

Even eternity has an end and the Holy Child spoke the last words of the city of the dead to her first friend and one she privately called something else. “Mom, the river is not gone. The river is all.”

There are many types of spirits, life beyond life, and memories that do not forget how to rush down the land and twist across stone. The wizards that diverted the mighty river centuries before had used magic, darker stuff to do a simple job, cut corners to avoid the wrath of a king or priest or any other towering sovereign who are all the same. The water moved. The soul went elsewhere. The spirit of the river burst through the ruins of Manak. And tried with all its might to live again.

FIN

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Ok Lets Do Some Character Intros

Kind of. Updated version I suppose. Just sort of a quick, here are the OCs, I might go more in depth with them in another post

Ok so, the first of the first, the facility trio

We have Ajara, Caleb, and Capri. They had met in a sort of scp facility where they were being tortured tested on as kids. Once the facility was destroyed they sort of became nomads. They are generally MC types

Then the Family Business duo

Kenna and Ron Harrison, a father and daughter who are for a lil murdersim I'm working on. They're both borderline sociopathic/psychopathic murderers that are successfully (for the moment) flying under the radar

Call Of The Void

Next is Frankie, Don, Addie, and Elliot . Donovan is an ex-catholic, unfortunate immortal and Frankie is his bartending bestie. Addie is Dons annoying tag along in the comic (and a AU of another character of mine -- Adryan), and Elliot, Donovans roommate and straight man to all his shenanigans. There are two different versions of Donovan and Frankie. The COTV versions and MC versions, both have variables that are seperate from the comic canon (IE Don is not effected by his repeated deaths, and Frankie not being a side character, and Addie and Elliot do not exist.)

Another comic I have in comic purgatory right now is Warm Gun

Got Trevor, 'Ulysses' and Lucius. Trevor is an extreme masochist possessed by Ulysses because Lucius fucked up summoning a demon. Accidentally summoned a succubus and did not have a tether set for her to control, so she went to the next living thing. His neighbor and stalker. She keeps Trevor alive while encouraging his harmful activities, in exchange she takes the wheel every now and then to 'feed'

Misc. Ones that are used solely for RP or I haven't decided what to do with quite yet

First is Arthur, a fleshy living BJD, created by a neurotic little biological inventor named Nellie (Eleanor). Arthur comes with interchangeable parts and is huge fucking neet. She is awkward and uncomfortable around others. Also because of the nature of her existence, without proper upkeep from Nellie she has bouts of...instability. Works as a MC and a murderbabe Next is Eericks. A dwarf harlequin rabbit shifter that never quite got the hang of turning completely human. Had run into some unfortunate folk running away from home and lost his legs and nearly lost his eye. Very energetic little guy, super kind, never swears. Next to Eericks is Lens. Or the Lensman Devil. A serial killer known for living photo and video evidence of the crimes he commits as a way to mock the family and friends of his victims. He does not like the killer title, he actually 'tries' to keep them around. He swears. Hes a cheeky little shit. And incredibly horrifying. Then theres Victoria. The picture here is old, shes be re-design currently. Shes loosely a vampire. Shes a mass fungal network that survives off of bodily fluids. She is only considered a 'she' because she developed her body over the first humans that took her in. Theres a whole thing, but again, different post. Cecile, or CC is a homunculus of his own making. Hes incredibly volatile and barely held together. So many chemicals and compounds have been pumped into his body his mind and body are barely held together. To the point where his bodily fluids are toxic, acidic, and are almost like an insane hallucinogenic Gabriel is a 'priest'. A bearded vulture shifter who feeds off the bones of the unfortunate people passing through. He preaches and worships Death. Hes a fanatic and actively delusional. Incredibly dangerous and should not be approached in any circumstances. Kodi is vampire and private detective. A workaholic married to his job. It gives him purpose since his unfortunate turning. A quiet, stone faced man who doesnt quite fit in with the rest of his inhuman kind. Respected in that quiet unattached way. Kind of want to write a whole like, noir story with him.

There are some more horror stories and characters but they are being completely overhauled at the moment so Im not putting them up here

Any questions about the characters is welcomed and encouraged

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Relax

Trigun Body Horror Week Prompt #3- Lungs Summary: Nicholas did not know what a “rabbit” was.  If this is what he did to rabbits, Priest William must have hated them.  Cage of Bone, Prison of Flesh: Story 3 - Relax @organsoutsidelovinglydescribed

[boxfullaturtles]

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Do you like to outline your fic first or create as you go?

Depends. When it's a one shot, I usually have the broad strokes of what I want to do, maybe a specific scene in mind, and usually pants it from there.

But for longer stuff, like Mortal Shell or Adagio in Green, those get outlines. In fact, Adagio now has one of the most extensive outlines I have ever done for a fan fiction. I drew diagrams and floor plans. The notes and ideas have their own notebook.

Like, look at this. This is just a small sampling of my layers of notes and outline and shit that I am doing to try and keep track of everything in Adagio.

I love this fic but boy howdy...

Do you want to write something outside of fan fiction? If so, what about?

I have an embarrassingly large number of story ideas that I want to write and they're all fantasy/urban fantasy because I am nothing if not predictable. Whether I actually finish one of them or not well...

The only one that's really made it past the outline stage and is a partially written rough draft. It's called "A Box Full of Void" and I started writing it when I was in a really, really bad way. But it's weirdly hopeful and cathartic, despite the spooky themes and existentialism. Basic plot summary:

Cecil "Rabbit" Downs and his friends live in the city of Hollowfort. It's a normal city. Until it's not. It starts with a sinkhole opening up in a local cemetery, disturbing hundreds of graves with a hole that disappears into the black earth. And then things get worse. A theater is trashed, a construction site collapses, animals go missing or are found dead in awful ways, and there are eerie sightings all over the city. And then a body gets up at a funeral and attacks a priest. Things are going very, very, VERY wrong in Hollowfort. But Rabbit and their friends aren't looking to be heroes or save the day. They just want to survive.

And it's NOT zombies, before you ask. Or aliens. Anyway, it's got a little bit of body horror, a little bit of gore, and lots of my purple prose metaphor bullshit that I use to try and describe things beyond the scope of human comprehension. There's a little bit of romance, but mostly a lot of darkness and weird, slightly philosophical talks about mental health, the nature of "good and bad", and some weird dogs.

I've got a bunch of short stories too. I keep meaning to submit them to places but I either forget or chicken out at the last second....

Is there a favorite trope you like to write?

Looks at my Bad Things Happen Bingo. Looks at you.

Non-Consensual Body Modifications.

Especially if there's mad science, torture, medical horror/trauma, and painful transformations involved.

Again, I am nothing if not predictable.

[the11tailedwrites]

Day 9-10 Kidnapped

TW: non-con (but not graphic), use of slave crests

Prince Uldren didn’t know where he was. Usually, he was great with direction, but now, the woods were foreign to him. They stretched an impossible distant and the leaves rustled, casting rainbows onto the ground. Looking up, he noticed the leaves seemed to be made of a glass or crystal like substance, yet they did not conduct any heat, so the pretty colors were all they really did. He traced his hands along silver bark, but it felt just like any other tree.

”Huh, well we aren’t in Kansas anymore, Todo,” muttered Uldren, recalling a very old pre-golden age film.

The brush rustled and Uldren whirled around, pointing his gun as the rustling brush. After a second, a rabbit the size of a medium sized dog hopped out. It stared at him with purple eyes, it’s radiant fur shifting, before it spooked off into the woods. Uldren lowered his gun and rubbed his brow. Where even was he?

Then something struck his neck and he staggered, reaching up to his neck. His hands brushed against a feather something and he pulled out a dart.

”Son of a bi-“ Uldren slurred before he crumpled to the ground, vision going black.

Uldren forced his eyes open, groaning at the twing in his neck. He found himself lying on a dusty cell floor and his wrists shackled in front of him. With incredible effort, Uldren forced himself up and looked around. A guard glanced in and Uldren didn’t recognize the outfit he wore.

”Do you know who I am?” snarled Uldren, “When my sister finds out what you’ve done, she’ll kill you,”

The guard rolled his eyes and walked off, leaving Uldren seething in his cell.

It was an hour before someone else walked in front of his cell. A woman in a long and very fancy dress stopped in front of his cell door and gazed down at the Awoken Prince like he was a prize to be won. Uldren glared at her and that only seemed to brighten her mood.

”Grab him,” she ordered and a guard open his cell door and dragged him out.

Uldren fought against his hold, thrashing, but the guard held onto him with ease. Uldren was dragged out of the prison and towards a large white building, reminiscent of pre-golden age churches. He was dragged inside and towards the center piece of the church, where a man in white already stood.

”Sign the paper,” she said, blunty, gesturing to a marriage contract resting on the table.

”Fuck you,” snarled Uldren

The woman turned and snapped her fingers and another guard entered the room, dragging a familiar, thrashing Awoken into the room.

”Jol!” Uldren exclaimed, eyes wide with horror as his partner was shoved onto his knees and a blade was lined against his throat.

”Sign or he dies,” said the woman, simply

“Uldren don’t! If you sign it, you can nev-mph,” Jolyon’s words are cut off as the guard quickly clamps a hand over his mouth.

Jolyon twists his head, trying to dislodge the hand over his mouth, but to no avail. Jolyon stopped struggling and gave Uldren a look, pleading him not to sign the paper. Uldren couldn’t lose his best friend. He picked up the quill, resting just beside the paper, and silently wrote his full name and signature. The paper glowed gold before settling.

”I now pronounce you, Lady Ginivera Gauss and you, Uldren Sov, husband and wife,” command the priest.

Jolyon slumped, defeated and Uldren just stared blankly ahead. He was going to kill her the second they were alone.

”At least let Jolyon got,” Uldren whispered and Lady Ginivera smirked and leaned forward.

She pressed a kiss against his lips, ignoring the way Uldren recoiled.

”You need a manservant if you are my husband,” she said, “He will get a slave crest and be made your servant,”

”What!” Uldren roared, “You fucking bitch!”

He lunged at her, but before he could touch her, his body froze. Ginivera laughed and stepped aside.

”So long as you sign that, you could never lay a hand on me,” she purred in his ear.

Uldren growled at her, rage his only emotion. He would make her pay with her life.

Two weeks. That’s how long Uldren had been here, with Jolyon. Jolyon was his only joy, even after a slave crest had been forced upon his person and Uldren had been made to watch (Jolyon screamed the entire process. Afterwards, he had curled up beside Uldren, unable to stop crying. The pain only went away after a few days, but Uldren could still see it, no matter what clothes he wore.) and tend to Uldren’s every needs. Uldren demanded nothing from him, refused to force Jolyon to serve him like that. Ginivera updated the clause, if Jolyon didn’t do his tasks, he would be shocked. Uldren could only watch. One night, a couple days after that day at the church, Ginivera informed him that they had to spend the night together. Uldren refused. She didn’t care. He stumbled back to his room at 2 in the morning and called for Jolyon. He came. Uldren broke. Jolyon held him until he fell asleep. Neither of them talked about what must have happened.

Now, it was time for his “Introduction to the royals” or whatever. Jolyon’s slave mark was being hidden, Uldren wasn’t sure why. They put one on him recently, Ginivera didn’t want him outing her to the royals.

Now he walked, silently beside Ginivera, slave mark hidden and wearing clothes far less fancy than what he was used to. The doors opened, they were introduced and it drew the attention of every one there. Uldren’s eyes were instantly drawn to the non-humans in the room.

”There are the royals of The Bloodmoon Empire,” Ginivera explained, the night before, “Filthy animals, acting like they could be as smart as a human,”

There was a bird woman, dressed in fine silks that flowed down her back, a wolf man kitted out in leather armour with steel barbs littering the surface and a sword at his side, even a humanoid slime creature decorated with beautiful patterns of gold intertwined into its body. His gaze was pulled to the familiar. An Uluruan, female with large tusks and wearing what appeared to be a fancy version of battle armor. An Eliksni, female and wearing a high-low grey dress adorned with pigeons, with a live pigeon sitting on her shoulder and and a gold crown made of branches. A Psion, male with a long flowing skirt and a dress shirt decorated with floral patterns, a gun at his side and lone eye traveling. Uldren felt his heart race with a tiny hope. A psion might be able to help him…if he wanted to help him, that is.

”Congratulations, Lady Ginivera,” called a voice and Uldren tore his gaze away from the psion to stare at the newcomer.

She looked humanoid, around 8 or 9 feet with grey-ish black skin with gold lines reminiscent of Kintsugi (an old Earth practice for repairing broken pottery), and a long flowing gold high-low dress. She had massive bat-like wings sprouting from her back, which were tucked nicely behind her. On her head were a mess of horns, looping against one another to form a crown. Her eyes were pitch black and when she spoke, he spotted her razor sharp teeth.

”Thank you, Empress Divine Vamprina,” greeted Ginivera, curtseying low

Uldren lowered into a bow as well, feeling her divine power, similar to his sister’s power, rolling off her in waves.

“Just one question,” said Vamprina leaning in close to Ginivera, “Why does he have a slave crest?”

Ginivera froze before quickly recovering.

”He has no such thing!” she exclaimed, stunned

”As you know, I research the spouses of any one of my people to ensure there is no nefarious activity. Imagine my surprise when I found out you are engaged to the Awoken Prince Uldren Sov, who is happily in love with his partner, Jolyon Till. I cornered Jolyon and identified his slave crest, removed it and he told me everything. As per our laws, you are under arrest for kidnapping, enslavement of a person, forgery of a marriage contract, bribery of a religious figure and falsifying marriage documents. You will be tried in court, but for now, rot in a prison cell,” said the Empress Divine

”What! This is absurd,” screamed Ginivera as she was dragged away by two guards in all black.

The Empress Divine turned to him and waved her hand. Uldren felt his shoulder where the slave crest was burn and then it was gone. He blinked slowly and touched it.

”Uldren!” a voice called and Uldren glanced up.

Jolyon pushed his way through the crowd and pulled Uldren into a tight hug. Uldren buried his face into Jolyon’s neck, breathing in the scent of his lover.

”Empress Divine Vamprina,” asked Uldren, “How do you know who I am?”

”Well, that’s easy, little prince, The Bloodmoon Empire and The Reef have had an alliance for almost a decade now”

She smiled and Uldren got the sense that a smile from her was a rare thing.

”No run along home, princeling, your sister is worried sick,”

[promptsconceptsandideas]

Don't have any names for these characters, they are all mainly just drafts of character ideas. Feel free to use these for your own ideas or stories, I have no real intention to use most of these but I would still like to see them used, so if you do use them please show me what you create if you remember to!! You can change anything you want about these characters, of course, since they aren't really fleshed out or anything. Trigger warnings: Violence/Cannibalism, Slight horror aspects, cult mentions, slightly sensual writing?, referenced animal death and taxidermy

1. Queer changeling child (They/Them), becomes obsessed with taxidermy at a young age and begins to fall further and further down a rabbit hole starting from that young age, collecting bones and fur and then slowly beginning to gather carcasses and even buying a few things, until their family forces them to move to a city area to attempt to stop their obsession. It only gets worse as they get older, though, and for a while, they're satiated by books and occasionally buying a smaller piece of taxidermy, but they miss the feeling of collecting their own pieces. Neighbors' pets started going missing around that time, and soon the pigeons and rodents that would often be around the building where they live stop appearing as often. They later move from the city back to a more secluded, wooden area after their parents mysteriously disappear. 2. A non-human pretending to be human (They/Them) in a small town. They're terrible at hiding it, though, but no one in the town quite cares since everyone knows that the entire time they've been their the place has been safe from the worse things in the woods. Some people who visit the town are unhappy with their existence, even to the point of attempting to "exorcise" them from the town. Most of those people are out of town before they can even hear about these threats, though. The town doesn't enjoy when people threaten the people of the town. 3. A cannibal vigilante (He/They) who eats whoever he catches. He somehow never catches anyone who is innocent, and the local police slowly begin to stop trying as hard as they used to when it comes to catching him. One of the police officers ends up catching him on complete accident, just scouting out a general area after a lot of break-ins and murders around that area, but gets attacked by a random person. He's saved by the vigilante, though slightly traumatized as he realizes they absolutely do not cook who they eat he watches him rip out the person's throat with their own teeth, chewing at the meat of the area and drinking the blood. They don't really seem to notice him staying until they're done with their snack, seemingly, turning to look at him with wide eyes - not out of fear, but more just seemingly naturally large eyes - tilting their head at him and approaching him. He leaves the area with some blood on his lips and clothes, but slightly less afraid of the vigilante and much more sure about stopping investigations around them. 4. A priest in a cult who has actual direct contact with their deity. Much closer than anyone has, that is, not even the leader of the cult. They allow themself to be splayed out on the altar, hundreds of limbs all at once, separately, never, always touching his body, blessing him, kissing him, many heads and many lips, and they all look at him so fondly. He will never know their god, but he knows it more than anyone here ever would.

[wednesdaytonight]

In Child of God (1991) Jan Lewandowski is the detective assigned to the Quince Creek Killings case. He enters the Immaculate Conception Rehabilitation Sanctuary in another desperate attempt to interview the killer, believing their mutism to be a farce. Father Złóbcokiski intercepts the man and explains that the patient is undergoing a difficult treatment known as an Exorcism, the killings he claims to believe were caused by a demonic possession brought on by unchristian like music and horror movies. Undeterred, the detective barges into the room when the power cuts. A strange blue light slices through the darkness, an orderly is seen handing a knife to the Quince Creek Killer. As blood pours out of the orderly’s mouth, he places a kiss on the killer’s forehead before dropping dead, disappearing into the darkness. The killer takes off into the darkened halls, while the slit on the dead man’s throat flaps a rendition of Run Rabbit, Run.  Detective Lewandowski and Father Złóbcokiski make chase, discovering one horrific scene after another as bodies of patients and workers alike pile up. In the dark, the two are separated and the detective finds himself at the front door with the Quince Creek Killer. They point at the door and the detective, bathed in the strange light, moves to open it. Suddenly, the priest reappears, strangling Jan to death with a blood red rosary. An exposition occurs along side another chase, where the Quince Creek Killer attempts to barricade doors as they go. During this it is learned that the Sanctuary is a host to “God” who lies sleeping deep within the Earth under the building. The priest and the rest of the staff plan to sacrifice chosen victims, whose blood will wake the sleeping “God”, but now they must start over. The priest laments being unable to kill them for the trouble they’ve caused, as the “bride of Christ” must remain untouched before becoming the “seed of the woman”. In the distance, the priest is heard becoming entangled in an unseen trap. All is silent save for the locking of doors as they go. They enter a water therapy area. Covered in blood, the patient begins to undress. A new voice, unseen, whispers harshly from a high height, it says “You mustn’t”. Ignoring the voice, they bathe, washing the blood off. They take a deep breath before going beneath the water. Blood swirls in the water as they reemerge, clean. The Quince Creek Killer finally speaks, saying ”Thank God”in a relieved tone. Father Złóbcokiski springs from the water, lassoing their neck with the rosary. The two tussle under the water. The outcome of this fight, seen from high above, has Father Złóbcokiski the winner, standing sopping by the pool’s edge with the patient on their side, still naked. There is a prominent jump in time, a completely different location, the Holy Trinity Asylum long forgotten by the outside world. Exsanguinate bodies are arranged around fountain pouring in blood. Blood runs through a narrow maze of carved lines etched into the floor. A single drop enters a circular opening in the floor. Nurses outlined in that strange light are coming and going in leisure. People sounding more like beasts slam their bodies against heavy doors. One of these doors are opened, a nurse and the Father walk in. The patient is laying, numbly, in bed, arms bound behind them to the metal headboard. They open their mouth to take a pill like communion. The nurse leaves the two in the room alone. They exchange words, the conversation leaving the priest laughing as he goes back into the hall. The door is closed and locked. Blood is seeping into the bedding, the result of subtle yet determined movements against the handcuffs. Metal digs further into deeper flesh as the movements increase in urgency.

[du-buk]

Ive got a theory!! might be forgetting some stuff but in the scene where Ryker stabs Vittorino in the hand, he laughs and says that he has nerve damage (some sort of injury?) and the stab didnt hurt him. also when Ryker found some sort of medical log (?) of the guy who got an eye surgery and then weeks later had weird black stuff instead of intestines (?) so that and other stuff makes me wonder if there was ongoing malpractice going on in there and that has to do with disappearances/ trauma

Interesting to read anon! Let's discuss this too, as I have a lot to say;

Light spoilers ahead‼️General warnings for medical trauma, etc.

First;

It's tough to say that the disappearances of holy men, and others, are due to one solid reason. We might see some changes in the update regarding the towns people, and how they view the Basilica. But the same unified reaction of "that place is cursed/awful" will stick. The catacombs under the Basilica contribute to a lot of the missing cases, but also the mistreatment of priests that lived there (as we will see in the sequel). We will come back to this in a bit.

Now, yes, Vittorino and many other priests have endured abuse. (I mean, talking with the guy at his introduction, losing his mind and choking himself, doesn't show signs of someone who is sane.) That being said, it's going to be very difficult to take anything he says as truth. I like to write him as a character that plays two truths, and one lie. He's unreliable.

But he says this, when we meet him;

He's not sound of mind, often calling other priests "rabbits", as that is how the chairmen referred to him and others. But he's claiming that the overcrowding in living conditions made priests turn on another, either killing each other due to violent rages, or other, mischievous ways.

The overpopulation didn't correct itself, even with these incidents. Perhaps the chairmen thought of other ways to correct this..... such as "accidental" deaths? Who knows for now.

And the medical journals we find all around? Well, it's tough to say for sure what is all being written. But for sure it speaks of this;

Remember this conversation, with Ryker, Accardi, and Juliek? There seems to be a old rumor that priests would preform "limb transferring" surgeries.

It was banned, as Accardi states that often times when this procedure was done a (unspecified) time ago, the results usually lead to the patients going insane and reporting being haunted by whoever owned the original organ or limb that was donated. These practices, and others, occurred at the Basilica for sure. So... that leaves us with the question; were these practices performed on everyone's favorite priest, Vittorino? As you(and himself) said, he said he cannot feel any pain in his hands due to nerve damage. It's a possibility he had something done to him.... other than mental trauma, hahaha.

Good to note that, while this is all good concrete evidence something is going on.......... Please understand that I like ambiguous stories. So, not everything here, especially concerning the Basilica, will be explained. Perhaps it is better this way, as, I doubt even Vittorino knows everything that happened here.

And I must ask of this; while theories like this are fun; I do not write my characters or stories to rely on body horror that is offensive towards disfigured people. Medical horror is explored, but, not at the expense of people's appearances. I find those tropes (much like what we see in Midsommar, for example) unnecessarily cruel. The body horror in 8:11 is shown through the fear of surgeries going wrong/healing going wrong, eye/other trauma, and through a SURREAL sense (like when Accardi helps with surgery in one scene, and we are to help put yarn inside someone's body.) Please respect this, thank you.

[lunaralight09]

Could you do books that the scps might read?

Books that the SCPs might read

SCP 035 Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins Anna is shipped off to boarding school in Paris where she meets the super-charming Etienne, and that's when things get interesting. I was a squealing, giggly, mush-fest all the while through reading this book. Stephanie Perkins knows just how to turn a seemingly ordinary love story into an unputdownable read. SCP 040 Your Brain Needs a Hug: Life, Love, Mental Health, and Sandwiches Just the title of this book by Rae Earl makes us feel a little lighter. And we don’t know about you, but our brains could definitely use a hug right now. While the book is geared towards teens, we found Earl’s advice to be relevant for all ages — particularly for anyone who struggles with depression, anxiety, social media addiction, and self-esteem issues. TBH, pretty much anyone can benefit from this book! SCP 049 And the Mountains Echoed by Khaled Hosseini And the Mountains Echoed is such an amazing and heartwarming read. It's about a pair of siblings that fate cruelly separates and then finally reunites. A must-read for its simple yet gripping narration and amiable characters. SCP 049-j The Red Notebook by Antoine Laurain This is a French romance novella, and basically a love letter to book lovers. There's mystery, romance, and some of the most beautifully crafted sentences and paragraphs I have ever read. The ending is so sweet, even though you wonder how you ever got there so soon. SCP 053 Lulu and the Rabbit Next Door by Hilary McKay Lulu and her cousin help their neighbor Arthur learn to love and care for his (neglected) rabbit. She doesn’t want her neighbor to feel bad so she writes the rabbit little notes with helpful gifts signed from her own pet rabbit named Thumper. It’s a kind way to show Arthur how to take care of his new pet SCP 073 HumanKind: Changing the World One Small Act At a Time Looking for heart-warming stories of kindness and compassion? HumanKind by Brad Aronson was made for you. But the book isn’t only full of uplifting stories that will move you to happy tears, it’s also packed with practical and actionable tips for how to be kinder in your everyday. One thing is for sure: after you put this book down, you’ll feel inspired to do something nice for someone else. And because of that, we think this is one of the best books on the planet! SCP 076 Do Unto Animals We absolutely DEVOURED this book by Tracey Stewart. Whether you’re looking for tips on how to better understand skunks and squirrels or read your pet’s body language, every page is full of compassionate wisdom about to treat animals in a way that they deserve. Also, the illustrations are absolutely beautiful — we nearly wanted to pet the pages because the animal drawings were so lovable. SCP 079 Walden (Henry David Thoreau) With the outdoorsman renaissance happening as we speak, it is nice to look back at one of the books that probably started it. Walden isn’t the bore you read back in middle school, it takes time to appreciate like a nice bottle of red. Thoreau’s masterpiece tackles so much while quietly nudging your brain into activity. It also makes you want to build a cabin SCP 096 Black Beauty by Anna Sewell Told from the perspective of the horse, this story is so beautifully written that it's easy to get lost in it's pages. I laughed and cried, as did my daughter when she read it. SCP 105 Dandelion Wine by Ray Bradbury Warm and fuzzy the whole way through, Dandelion Wine is by far the best story to make you feel good. Though I'm not the correct age to directly relate to the young adult story, I still felt the warm summer days and the wonder of it all. SCP 106 Catch-22 – Joseph Heller “War is hell,” is the old adage we all know, but Catch-22 looks to modify that a bit. Instead, war becomes super goddamn weird. The book follows a bomber squadron in the Second World War whose collective sanity is slowly being eroded by whatever passes for power. Throughout it all, the main character keeps trying to prove himself insane enough to be kicked out of the Navy, which is precisely why he can’t

be kicked out. Which is a catch 22 and yes, this is where the phrase comes from. It’s a great extrapolation of quirks and idiosyncrasies we see in day to day life, only this time, they’re affecting war SCP 134 (I know she don't have eyes . But there is a books for blind people) A Mango-Shaped Space by Wendy Mass A Mango-Shaped Space is about a 13-year-old girl with synesthesia (she can see, taste, and hear colors) and her journey in getting a diagnosis and accepting herself and all her differences. It's sort of a coming-of-age story, too. As someone with multiple chronic illnesses who has gone through the same process at the same age, this really was an incredible reading experience. One of my favorite quotes is "We all do the best we can, trying to keep all the balls in the air at once." I recommend it to everyone. SCP 173 Rabbit, Run (John Updike) The greatest mid-life crisis novel of all time doesn’t actually deal with a mid-life crisis at all. Harry “Rabbit” Angstrom is 26 when he decides to leave his wife and son for a new life. Of course, what that new life is, and what exactly he wants out of it isn’t clear to the reader or to Rabbit himself. It will strike a cord with all men who struggle with the idea of settling down. SCP 239 The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling SCP 682 THE WOLF AND THE WATCHMAN BY NIKLAS NATT OCH DAG If you're the kind of person that can't get enough of Scandi noir films, TV shows and literature, then Niklas Natt och Dag's The Wolf And The Watchman should be next on your reading list. Set in 18th-century Stockholm, this tale is as dark as it gets, following the titular watchman and a detective as they hunt down the killer behind a dismembered corpse that appears in a local pond. As gruesome as it is gripping, it's the perfect literary companion as the nights get longer and increasingly eerie. SCP 847 The Case Against Satan by Ray Russell Two priests are called in to examine a girl who might be possessed by the devil. The Exorcist, right? Nope, it’s Ray Russell‘s The Case Against Satan, a novel of theological horror that beat William Peter Blatty’s book to print by eight years. The Case Against Satan is as much the story of a crisis of faith as it is a supernatural tale, and readers looking for a nuanced take on both should give it a try SCP 953 THE PILLOW BOOK BY SEI SHŌNAGON If you want to learn a bit more about the Japan of the past – and also, weirdly, all of us in the present – The Pillow Book is a cult classic you should absolutely try. Sei Shōnagon was a lady-in-waiting in the court of Empress Teishi in the year 1000 and here she collects her thoughts and musings about court life. To read a woman more than 1,000 years ago being as philosophical, neurotic and scandalous as anyone is today on social media is a thrill that lasts from the start to the end. SCP 1678 Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden Absolutely moving, the struggles Sayuri faces are painted so beautifully by Arthur Golden's masterful craft that you totally empathize with her as she grows and triumphs in a world designed to see her fail. The ultimate conclusion of the novel fills me with such warmth — it's both entirely unexpected and wholeheartedly appreciated.

[notapaladin]

Obsidian and Blood, an overview

Do you like fantasy? Do you like mysteries? Do you like Mesoamerican mythology? Do you like ALL OF THOSE THINGS TOGETHER, set against the lush backdrop of Tenochtitlan in 1480? (Or maybe you just want to know more about the series I have been going feral over since August.) Then buckle up, because oh boy have I got a series for you!

*drumroll, please*

OBSIDIAN AND BLOOD, written by Aliette de Bodard (better known for her Xuya and Dominion of the Fallen series)

There are two kinds of people: Those who see the words “Aztec fantasy/murder mysteries set in very well-researched 1480s Tenochtitlan BUT WITH MAGIC, investigated by the HIGH PRIEST OF THE GOD OF DEATH” and immediately ran off to buy them, and those who clearly need convincing. So here I am, shamelessly plugging my new hyperfixation!

Obsidian and Blood consists of three semi-standalone novels and three (free!) prequel short stories, all featuring 30-year-old Acatl as our first-person POV mystery solver. Acatl is not, however, your average historical detective; aside from being set firmly in Tenochtitlan in 1480 with all that implies re. the acceptability of slavery and human sacrifice, he also is the High Priest of Mictlantecuhtli in a universe where the gods regularly meddle in mortal affairs and magic spells are powered largely by rituals and blood—animal, human, or your own. You’d think this would make Acatl really, really good at solving murders, but you’d be wrong. He is the least of the Triple Alliance’s three High Priests, and his god doesn’t come at his servant’s beck and call. Not to mention the other gods, who have their own deadly agendas. That’s not even getting into the people around him, who might be the most dangerous of all. Luckily, he has more allies than he thinks—if he has the strength to actually reach out to them and admit he could use the help!

(He doesn’t need to reach out to his student Teomitl. Teomitl, a confident young warrior of imperial blood, keeps volunteering. This gives Acatl roughly one heart attack per book.)

You will like them if…

I did just say “magic murder mysteries in 1480s Tenochtitlan,” right? It’s real Precolumbian Mexico hours up in here! The history of the Aztec Empire and their Triple Alliance actually forms multiple key plot points throughout the series!

you’re into Aztec history/culture in general

if a DnD fan, you are REALLY into the Raven Queen

you think blood magic is super cool and wish it wasn’t treated as the realm of The Bad Guys

you get incredibly hyped over lesser-known mythologies treated respectfully but also very awesomely (the thing where the Aztecs thought human sacrifice kept the sun in the sky? Yeah, in this universe it is literally true and plot-relevant)

you are big into chaste heroes, lots of snarky asides, highly opinionated narrators who let their own prejudices destroy them, “from an outside perspective this is cosmic horror but for the characters it is a Tuesday,” mysteries with twists you will NOT see coming, and themes of trauma/memories/family legacies

you love reading about dysfunctional family relationships in various states of repair/further destruction

you’ve ever thought “hey this historical mystery is cool but what if there was MAGIC”

you like noir detective stories but want them with magic

you like urban fantasy but want them to have historical settings instead of vaguely modern-day ones

Plot/character summaries below!

SHORT STORIES (prequels to the novels, blurbs by me)

Obsidian Shards

Warriors have been found dead in the town of Colhuacan, obsidian shards embedded in their hearts. Acatl, priest of Mictlantecuhtli, suspects a creature of the Underworld—one he already calls a foe, for it slew his first and last apprentice.

Beneath the Mask

In the Tenochtitlan suburb of Coyoacan, Acatl’s childhood friend Huchimitl begs him to save her only son’s war captive; the man whose sacrifice will make the boy a proper warrior is paralyzed from an unknown curse, unable even to rise from the floor. But who could have cursed him, and is it connected to the mask Huchimitl now wears?

Safe, Child, Safe

A toddler is slowly wasting away, the mark of the Underworld on him, and Acatl is tasked with finding the cause. But no creature of the Underworld kills so slowly, and so Acatl must turn his investigation to the living.

THE BOOKS (blurbs taken directly from the book listings, you don’t HAVE to read them in order but I do recommend it)

Servant of the Underworld

Year One-Knife, Tenochtitlan; the capital of the Mexica Empire. Human sacrifice and the magic of living blood are the only things keeping the sun in the sky and the earth fertile. A Priestess disappears from an empty room drenched in blood. It should be a usual investigation for Acatl, High Priest of the Dead—except that his estranged brother is involved, and the more he digs, the deeper he is drawn into the political and magical intrigues of noblemen, soldiers, and priests—and of the gods themselves...

(Neutemoc: I didn't mean to sleep with her! It was an accident! Acatl: I don't understand. Did you trip?) (Acatl: I don't want a new apprentice! Teomitl: :D? Acatl: ...I will make an exception)

Harbinger of the Storm

The year is Two House, and the Emperor of the Mexica has just died. The protections he afforded the Empire are crumbling, and the way lies wide open to flesh-eating star-demons—and to the return of their creator, a malevolent goddess only held in check by the War God's power. The council should convene to choose a new Emperor, but they are too busy plotting against each other. And then someone starts summoning star-demons within the palace, to kill councilmen...Acatl, High Priest of the Dead, must find the culprit before everything is torn apart.

(Teomitl: I've only had Acatl and Mihmatini for a year, but if anything happens to them I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself) (Quenami: Playing With The Big Boys.mp3)

Master of the House of Darts

The year is Three Rabbit, and the storm is coming. The Mexica Empire now has a new Emperor, but his coronation war has just ended in a failure: the armies have retreated with a paltry forty prisoners of war, not near enough sacrifices to satisfy the gods. Acatl, High Priest for the Dead, has no desire to involve himself yet again in the intrigues of the powerful. However, when one of the prisoners dies of a magical illness, he has little choice but to investigate. For it is only one death, but it will not be the last. As the bodies pile up and the imperial court tears itself apart, dragging Teomitl, Acatl's beloved student, into the eye of the storm, the High Priest for the Dead is going to have to choose whom he can afford to trust; and where, in the end, his loyalties ultimately lie...

(Teomitl: I am no longer Baby I want Power) (Acatl, to Teomitl: What have you got there? Nezahual, gleefully: A coup! Acatl: NO!)

THE MAIN CHARACTERS (in order of appearance)

ACATL “By my face and by my heart, I’ll bring you justice.” High Priest of Mictlantecuhtli, god of death and the underworld. As such, his duties include both the obvious ones of arranging funerals and standing vigils for the dead, and the less obvious ones of investigating magical crimes and keeping the boundaries between the heavens, Earth, and the underworld intact. When Servant of the Underworld begins, he’s only recently been promoted and hates it. Has a strained relationship with his living family, due largely to not having lived up to his (dead) parents’ desires for him to become a warrior like his brother Neutemoc. Bitter, cynical, and grumpy, but devoted to justice and fairness.

Has an official character sheet.

CEYAXOCHITL “Everyone has to grow up and take responsibilities. Even small, humble priests.” Guardian of the Sacred Precinct and wielder of the power of the Duality (Ometeotl), which makes her the sworn protector of the Mexica Empire and its Revered Speaker from all sorts of mainly-magical threats. Somewhat past middle age but still very strong in her magical abilities, and something of an antagonistic mentor to Acatl. (She nominated him for the position of High Priest. He is not appreciative.) Serious and devoted to her duty, with a keen eye for potential in others. Dies in Harbinger of the Storm and you WILL cry.

NEUTEMOC “Priests hide and run away. Warriors don’t.” Acatl’s older brother, a Jaguar Knight with five children and a failing marriage. Resents Acatl for not helping to support their aging parents by becoming a warrior like he did. The central suspect during most of Servant of the Underworld’s plot, though by the end he and Acatl have begun to repair their relationship. He is strict, stern, and bitter, but truly loves his family. (In the case of his younger brother, that love is buried very deep down.)

TEOMITL “If we don’t believe in ourselves, who is going to?” Acatl’s student, an enthusiastic warrior who yearns to prove himself worthy of his power and noble rank, as well as live up to the memory of the mother who died birthing him. During Servant of the Underworld he swears himself to Chalchiuhtlicue, goddess of fresh water and lakes, gaining (among other things) command over the man-eating water monsters called ahuitzotls. He is courting Mihmatini during Harbinger of the Storm; by the time Master of the House of Darts takes place, they are married. He is abrasive and proud, but also honest, loyal, and brave. And very, very ambitious. You will want to punch him several times. This is normal. (Also, I will swear that it's not just my ship-goggles being on too tight that has me thinking his relationship with Acatl is much more weighty and personal than the one he has with his ACTUAL WIFE.)

MIHMATINI “Better laugh, and smile at the flowers and jade. Life is too short to be spent grieving.” Acatl and Neutemoc’s youngest sister, a powerful magic-user who finds herself thrust into the position of Guardian during Harbinger of the Storm. Though she has no great ambitions herself—she mostly just wants to be a mother and raise children—she is ferociously protective of her family and will fight anything that threatens them. Even themselves. (Especially themselves.) Kind, caring, and light-hearted, but her acid tongue and sharp temper are not to be dismissed. "Fuck Around And Find Out" given human form.

ACAMAPICHTLI “We have always endured.” High priest of Tlaloc and a reoccurring thorn in Acatl’s side. Though he’s primarily out for his own gain and has no patience for Acatl’s refusal to play on the field of Imperial politics, they eventually form something like an uneasy truce following the end of Harbinger of the Storm. He is snarky and sardonic, but truly cares for his clergy. During Master of the House of Darts he somehow became one of my favorite characters.

TIZOC "I've always known that priests couldn't be trusted. You have just exceeded my expectations." Teomitl’s older brother, first Master of the House of Darts and then Revered Speaker. (Look, it’s not a spoiler if you can Google it.) He is cowardly, ambitious, and the closest thing this series has to an overarching antagonist. Among other things, tries to have Acatl executed during Harbinger of the Storm. Events at the end of that book only manage to make him measurably worse. "Ah There He Is, That Motherfucker, What A Tool" #1.

QUENAMI “Oh, Acatl. Such lack of tact. You are so unsuited for the Court.” High Priest of Huitzilpochtli, appointed by Tizoc between Servant of the Underworld and Harbinger of the Storm. Comes from a noble family, and is much better at diplomacy and playing politics than he is at magic. When push comes to shove, however, he can display some surprising determination. He is arrogant, scheming, and takes joy in cutting Acatl down, but presumably has some good qualities...somewhere. "Ah There He Is, That Motherfucker, What A Tool" #2.

Maps of the series’ primary setting

Setting Primers

Official Character Index

Glossary

[queenmuzz]

Mors aurem vellens, 'Vivite,' ait, 'venio'  Chapter III

Firstfruit Offering

The sun shone in your eyes, causing you to flinch.  How long had you slept?  Of course, you’d had a long trip, and your body didn’t have the stamina it used to, but surely you wouldn’t be so negligent as to sleep until mid morning?  But the way the shadows caused by the pillars stretched out on the marble, you had definitely overslept. Using your staff, you almost ran into the inner sanctum, terrified that you had the sacred fire die out.  From your interactions last night, you were almost certain that Vergil was not the type of God to have his rites besmirched.   What a dishonour it would be, to be slain for blasphemy on your first day as Temple Priestess!

Thankfully, the flames still flickered, albeit weakly, eating the last of the log, the embers now almost ash.  

So you gingerly placed another log from your small stash, as to not smother the little flame.  You cautiously began to blow at the base of the charred log, only stopping when the flames began to lick and scorch at the new logs shreds, kindling into a new flame.  With a sigh of relief, you slowly got back up.  In the light of mid morning, the temple, while eerily silent, was less foreboding than last evening, and the whistling wind seemed less strange. 

Even the presence of Vergil, unseen, but ever present was much less terrifying.  You could feel him, watching your every move, but not as overwhelming and less judgemental as last night, you still felt him as you walked back to your messy bedroll.  After all, he could have just struck you down for sleeping in, for almost losing the fire, he was well within his rights as God within his Temple.  But he just remained silent as his shrine statue.

You arrived back to your modest sleeping area, and as you rolled up your bundle, you noticed something. There, sitting at the foot of the bed was a bundle of brown fur. Upon closer inspection showed that there was one...no two...rabbits laying dead.  For a brief moment, you panicked, you had heard of feuding families leaving dead animals in the beds of their enemies as a warning.  But these ones seemed placed at the foot of the bed, and not where you would have noticed them upon waking.  And the way they were positioned, they kind of reminded you of when the barn cats would present dead mice to you and your siblings, as some sort of ‘gift’. Had Vergil given them to you as a ‘welcome present?’ You had to stifle an inward snicker at the mental image of the God carrying the pair of rabbits in his mouth before dropping it at your feet, and you hoped that he didn’t have the ability to read minds.  But, even though you still felt like you were being watched, there was no change in the intensity, and so you relaxed, and allowed yourself to utter out a soft ‘Thank you’ into the still air.  There was a shimmer in the light, the roots of the giant plant seemed to shift slightly, but then, all was silent.  You picked both of the rabbits up, and a knife contemplating on what to do with them.  Skinning them would be the first step of course, but what then?  Roasting them sounded delicious, but you had no time to turn a spit, undoubtedly today would be busy.  But perhaps...a stew?  You had a turnip, and some wild herbs that you’d picked up on your travels.  Unfortunately, a stew was not a stew worth eating without some bread to soak up the juices, and you were practically down to crusts of  bread so stale, that not even an ocean of stew would soften them up....

“Hello?!”  A voice rang out, startling you out of your thoughts.  You placed your knife down and followed the voice.  From what you had heard, no one ever came here, the entire countryside thought  land was cursed, and the temple shouldn’t have any visitors.  Still, it would be rude as Temple Priestess to not greet the person, even if they were lost.

“Hello? Anyone here?” The voice repeated, more louder, and it came from the common area.   Strange, you swore you could smell freshly baked bread.

Ah, there the visitor, a plump, auburn haired woman with a ruddy complexion, dressed in a simple peasant’s dress, carrying a basket, looking around slightly worriedly, and muttering to herself. 

“I do hope nothing bad happened to her, if something did….Enrico, I’m going to...” she growled, but whatever her threat was cut off by your appearance.

“AH!  There you are! When I heard that my Dear'' the faux deference dripped through, “husband left you all by your lonesome here, at NIGHT of all times, without inviting you to spend the night at our farm place, I was THIS close,” she pinched the fingers of her free hand together, almost touching, “to making him sleep with the pigs.  Damn fool…”  she brushed the hair away from her face, and looked around.  “So, I told him that I was going to come here this morning, and that he either come along, or be in charge of all the chores.” She chuckled, “Guess which he picked? He’s so superstitious, he’d rather have to milk the cows, feed the chickens, AND look after our little son than set foot here.  Anyways,” she smiled and gave a curtsy, “I’m Cecilia Elesion, wife of the lovable idiot, Enrico.  And I figured to myself, ‘that poor girl is all by herself, a newcomer, with no one lookin’ out for herself, so I’m gonna take a look out for her.’  Rico begged me not to go, but I insisted.  It’s ‘bout time someone took care of this Temple, it’s been abandoned for ages.” She took a look around, her eyes trailing the roots that wound themselves the pillars. “Ah, yes...I suppose you could call this a ‘Welcome to your new home’ gift.  I made em’ meself!”  She handed you the basket, and the gingham sheet that covered slipped off, revealing several loaves of freshly baked bread, some even designed in a braided pattern.  This wasn’t the leftover scraps of a farm wife's dough, these were the first loaves.  Cecelia was obviously sincere in her devotion.  

“Thank you!” you breathed in the scent as you took the basket.  After months of bread hard enough to crack teeth, warm fresh bread was glorious.  It would make a fantastic addition to the rabbit stew you had planned.  It would be  your first proper meal since you had left your home village.  For an instant, you felt a bit homesick, memories of your mother’s hearty stew.  You grasped her hand in thanks, trying to invoke a blessing, but a familiar chill trickled up your spine, and you felt a whisper in the shell of your ear.

“Ah….it appears she has been blessed by my Mother….” Vergil’s voice nearly startled you, unexpected as it was.  He’d been so content to lurk in the background, that you’d momentarily forgotten about his presence.  You paused for a moment, a frown on your face as you tried to decipher what he said.  Eva’s blessing… AHA!  The generous woman in front of you was with child, even if she didn’t show it, perhaps she didn’t even know it.

“Is something wrong?” Cecelia asked, misinterpreting your frown for a concern.  You hesitated, not knowing how to go around such a delicate subject.  As a child, you remember your mother slapping a man when he asked her when she was expecting, even when she wasn’t pregnant.  Should  you even mention it?  You decided, you  had been given a message from a God, it wouldn’t do to not relay it.

“I am just a little concerned with you going through all this effort, carrying all this load while expecting.”  After all, a pregnant woman shouldn’t exert herself too much.  She should be informed of her condition, in order to prepare herself.

Cecelia’s reaction was unexpected.  She turned pale, and a tinge of fear passed over her face. “You...you could tell?”

Ah, so she already knew.

“Well, I was told,” you admitted, glancing at the statue.  Strange, she should be happy, excited for a new addition to the family, not looking like she was about to burst out in tears.

“No one knows yet, not even Enrico.” she confessed, a sheen of sweat coming over her forehead.  You quickly leant your arm to help her down to the floor. “We’ve tried so hard after our only son, so many losses, that this time… this time I couldn’t bear to  let him know, I didn’t want to get his hopes up once again, only for them to come crashing down.  Our little Credo...he was our miracle child...I had resigned myself to focusing on just him.”  She looked at you, dawning horror on her face.  “He told you?  Does that mean…?”  She couldn’t speak further, the poor woman looked like she was going to pass out.

The whisper came again, without a hint of deception, “I have no claims on her unborn child nor her, not for many years, my Mother shall guide her through both their journeys.”  His words, while spoken firmly and without empathy, were a relief to you.  

Oh, so this was going to be  a Priestess’s job?  You’d always assumed that it would be a rather insular job, tending to the hearth, offering prayers, not relaying messages like the more outgoing Gods’ priests.  You knelt down towards the trembling woman, speaking as soothingly as possible. “It’s alright...He has spoken to me, and he says that you and your child are safe.”  

The woman scanned your face, trying to find out if  you were truly speaking the truth, or just speaking false words of comfort, before the impact of what you had said hit her.

“You’re...you’re certain?”  

You nodded, inwardly relieved as the ruddiness returned to her cheeks.  What you didn’t expect was her hugging you.

“Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!”  You swore you could hear your ribs cracking, “A thousand blessings upon you.  You have no idea how much both of us have been praying to Mother Eva for another child, we were almost planning on making a Pilgrimage to Fortuna.  But if you and Him say…”  she looked to you for one last confirmation, and smiled brightly.  “Rico will be delighted when I tell him.  And to think…” her old grin came back, “he’d rather clean up chicken droppings than set foot in this place.”  She looked down at the basket, momentarily forgotten, “this is poor payment, but is there anything, ANYTHING you need that our family can provide, we can do it.”

“Well,” you thought.  In truth, the fact the Temple was located on lifeless ground, meant you were without much sustenance, so maybe… “Wood for the sacred hearth.  I need a supply to keep the flame burning.”

“Say no more,” Cecilia assured you as she got back onto her feet, “you will lack for nothing. We’re just poor humble farmers, but we can provide you and Him the essentials.  Whatever you need!” 

She gave a curtsy to you, paused before the statue, and clasped her hands to speak a short silent prayer.  For a brief moment, you swore you saw the roots quiver, but when tried to take a closer look, they were still.  But something in the air was different, other than the smell of bread, there was a vibration, a smell of fresh earth, but then it was sucked up, like water to a dry sponge.

And with that the woman left, a spring to her step, so out of place in such a dour looking place.

*******

Vergil watched as the little plump woman hurried out, singing a merry tune.  Mortals got far too excited over small things.  While he spoke the truth,  that for now, he had no claims on her or her child, in a short amount of his time, he would claim one, then the other.  That went for everyone, none could escape his reach.  Perhaps that’s why people were afraid of him, that they would attempt to avoid his inevitable arrival to end their pitiful lives.  But this was strange.  That woman had… thanked him?  To him, a God of Death, be given thanks felt...fulfilling.  A surge of energy, more potent than life blood coursed through him, and the Qliphoth’s roots seemed to twitch in response.  

“Well, that was kind of you.”  His sense of puzzlement was dissipated as the voice of his Priestess, who was watching the woman’s receding form. 

He stood beside her, still invisible and scoffed, “She provided an offering, I felt it would be poor form to let her leave without being compensated.” “But you didn’t have to do that.  You made her so happy!” she placed her hands together, “If you did that more often, perhaps more people would visit your temple!”

“And what makes you think I want people to ‘visit’?”

“Well…” she stroked her chin, “I assumed you would be lonely all by yourself here.  After all, that’s what temples and shrines are for, right?  To be a meeting point for both mortals and Deities.  Us mortals give you offerings and our prayers, and you give us advice, prophecies  and sometimes intercede on our behalf.”

She looked outside.  “Where I come from, in the wild forests…packs of monkeys and herds of  deer travel together.  The deer, with their keen noses, lead the monkeys to fresh vegetation with nuts and fruits, and the monkeys, sitting high above the trees, have a good view of the surrounding area and can alert the deer when a tiger is prowling downwind of the herd.  A relationship in which both benefit.”

Vergil was annoyed by her simple observation. “I need none of that.” “Well, you’re the only God I know who doesn’t appreciate or encourage worship.  Lady Trish has people flocking to her for her for rain-bringing storms, Lord Dante practically has entire battalions marching through his temples, praying for victory.  Even poets and writers make the pilgrimage from miles to beg the gift of inspiration from Lord V-”

“DO NOT SPEAK THAT NAME!”

The roots of the Qliphoth rippled with energy, and he had to control them from jerking.  Just the mention of that cursed name brought back memories that he could not bear. In response to his rage the roots demanded blood, lifeforce, something to sate their ever ravenous hunger.  And they sensed the Priestess, standing there, so weak and vulnerable.  Easy prey.

“I’m sorry,” she spoke apologetically, but refreshingly not with overly emotional supplication.  Just her calm voice, startled at his outburst but without the expected fear, was enough to let his rage subside.  She stood there, unaware how close she was to death, her eyes staring through him.  She still couldn’t see him, of course, he would not allow it, but her steady and firm stance was  unafraid of his wrath.  Perhaps her expecting death in such a short time left her without fear.  

No, he ordered them to stand down, and they reluctantly complied, she has no idea of what she speaks of, he thought, and besides...she still has more use to me alive than dead...for now.

Still, his rage hadn’t truly subsided…did he really need her, another priest that would eventually stab him in the back? “I need no one.” He hissed, his voice sizzled through the temple like a winter’s wind.  “I need no worshippers….I need no priestess.”

And without allowing her to respond, he left, not even looking back.  She would no doubt leave after his outburst...any sane person would.   He was fine with that.

He did not need her.

He did not need anyone.

All He needed was power.

[translations-by-aiimee]

Dig a Grave to Dig Out a Ghost - Chapter 28

Original Title: 挖坟挖出鬼

Genres: Drama, Horror, Mystery, Supernatural, Yaoi

This translation is based on multiple MTLs and my own limited knowledge of Chinese characters. If I have made any egregious mistakes, please let me know.

Chapter Index

Chapter 28 - Immortal

In some remote mountainous areas in the south, Miao women used clay pots and menstrual blood to raise hundreds of insects. They sealed them, placed them in a damp place and cast curses on them. Once the day was done, the poisonous insects will have killed each other and the last one was embodied with Gu poison*. The curse made with Gu poison could make someone's love interest fall helplessly in love with them for the rest of his life, and it could also plague one's enemy with nightmares, madness, and even death. The women who concocted Gu poison were typically loners, often muttering to no one, avoided by the general public.

*(T/N: 蛊 - Gu poison was believed to be the combination of all the venoms from the insects that died and would be used for black magic in southern regions of China)

In Nanyang Black Magic, they would use the body of a baby that died recently, boiled out the toyol*, poured it on a puppet doused in human blood and placed it in the home. The imprisoned baby ghost would protect the house but the curse-caster will be punished. They would also carve birthdates into wood, causing the other to die.

*(T/N: 尸油 - literally 'corpse oil.' I'll spare you the graphic details but basically taking a dead body's chin and boiling it until oil drains out of it)

This black magic flourished in the Ming Dynasty. The Eastern Depot eunuchs* were in turmoil. Everyone was reporting each other, no one would speak to each other, eyes darting between each other daily. These curses were developed as a branch of Daoism to oppose political rivals. A-Yan said that the Daoist practices used to drive out ghosts and save people were declining, but this black magic has stuck around. It was one of the biggest spots in Daoist history.

*(T/N: 东厂 - a secret police & spy agency run by eunuchs meant to suppress political opposition towards the emperor)

Saturday morning was a beautiful day. The sun was shining but not to the point of being unbearably hot. The distant mountains stood silently under the blue sky. A black Audi passed quickly through the country’s tree-lined roads, raising a cloud of grit and dust. A white goose with its head held high on the roadside was startled by the car, flapping its wings and stretching its neck to hide behind a fence.

The car stopped at a small farmhouse in the northwest corner of the village.

In the courtyard, a tall Shuzi tree stretched out dense branches, looking extraordinarily vibrant. In contrast, the entire courtyard was strangely decrepit. A well was covered by a millstone and the stone-paced path was full of weeds. The doors of the three mud-brick houses were closed, with straw curtains covering the doors and windows covered with dust.

Everything was very different from a month ago. Lin Yan remembered that the last time he came here, there were hens and rabbits. The old lady in blue embroidered clothing was kneeling on the futon with her eyes closed. The small courtyard was filled with the mysterious atmosphere of the countryside. The current yard would give people the impression that the homeowner hadn't been home for years when, in fact, a fresh grave in the back of the mountain had only been built a month ago. Rural people were convinced that the houses inhabited by the living were blessed by the gods and sheltered from the elements for decades. Once the owner of the house dies, the gods will follow, so the empty house often collapsed and was destroyed in less than six months.

"When Second Immortal Gu was in the village, she would help children that fell sick with fever, and the adults that were dealing with evil spirits. Young men would ask her when they'd get married and, for the right price, she'd tell them." The village chief said with a cigarette in his mouth.

The village leader knew Yin Zhou’s mother well. He heard that Yin Zhou wanted to bring someone to pay tribute to Second Immortal Gu and waited at the entrance of the village to welcome them. It took ten minutes to drive from the village leader's house to Second Immortal Gu’s house. The village head smoked four cigarettes in a row. Yin Zhou squeezed his eyes shut while Lin Yan and the little Daoist priest twisted their heads out of the window every 30 seconds to gasp for a breath of fresh air. The village chief was the only one of them chatting in the smoky car. Lin Yan saw how the complaints of three people and a ghost just flew over his head.

If a ghost could complain.

Lin Yan found a roll of incense from the little Daoist's bag and lit it. He put the incense burner at the door of the mud-brick house and offered his respects.

"Last time, we left just before Second Immortal Gu had her accident. I should have come to offer some incense sooner, it's just things with school got busy and I haven't been able to make it until now." Lin Yan brushed the straw curtain and the accumulated dust fell on his face. "Cough, cough. Does - Does anyone take care of this place?"

"Of course not. You big city kids wouldn't know. Doing this line of work is only good for putting food on the table. Immortal Gu came out here in her twenties. In less than ten years, her husband and two sons had died and she was the only one left. She couldn't even save herself." The village leader stuffed his yellow striped shirt into his pants. "Don't feel bad. No immortal in this village could escape that fate."

"Come on, let's go, you guys are here to see her grave. We don't put up any gravestones here. We just build a stone platform, but the villagers will remember who it's for. I'll take you up there."

The sun was growing hotter. Several of them used broken branches to smack the grass in case of snakes while they hiked up the rugged mountain trail. A rural cemetery wasn't as neat as an urban cemetery. Each family claimed a spot, with every newly deceased buried next to the rest of their family. The grave was a prominent mound of dirt with a large stone on top. Some of the graves were too old to even make out the mound, the ground studded with small light blue flowers. A date palm tree grew wildly, and they needed to watch their step when walking so they wouldn't disturb the resting dead.

Second Immortal Gu's grave was off on its own. The mound was freshly dug. Other than a crooked wreath lying on it, it was indistinguishable from the older graves that had been abandoned for years.

The scene made Lin Yan feel incredibly guilty. He burned a large stack of paper dollars in front of the grave, playing with his branch while saying silently in his mind: Auntie, if you're still here, please come back and tell us who harmed you. We'll avenge your death.

The village chief took the cigarettes Lin Yan had bought him and squatted off in the distance to smoke. Lin Yan winked at the little Daoist priest and said softly, "Let's start?"

A-Yan nodded and took out a crumpled photo from his pocket that he had found in a frame in Immortal Gu's house. The immortal in the photo was still very young, wearing a floral cotton jacket and staring vacantly ahead.

"Now isn't a good time. The s-sun is too high. The mountains are filled with Yang energy, and the ghosts may not be able to be reached." A-Yan said. He jumped up and grabbed a twig from the date tree above his head. He hung a spirit summoning flag on it and patted the dust off his shoulders. "Here's a picture, here are the bones. Um, Lin Yan, I'm going to borrow your birthdate for this."

Before Lin Yan had time to ask, the little Daoist priest handed him a dagger. Unlike his usual mahogany sword, this one was actually made of metal. The handle seemed to be a few years old, and the tip of the blade gleaming a bright white in the sunlight.

"H-Hold this for a minute. You might feel a little uncomfortable, but don't let it go." A-Yan instructed: "I-I'll read one sentence and you read the next."

Yin Zhou chuckled but he felt that it probably wasn't the time to laugh so he quickly turned his laughter into a string of coughs.

Surprisingly, A-Yan never stuttered whenever he talked about Taoism and charms, Lin Yan muttered.

Time passed by and it was almost noon. The date trees in the mountains couldn't block the hot sun. After standing there for a long time, most of them were covered in a layer of sweat. The village leader couldn't bear the heat and left to join some nearby people to drink some tea. Lin Yan stood in front of the grave with the dagger in his hand. He rubbed the sweat on his cheeks off with his shoulder, hoping that this time it would be over quickly.

The little Daoist started reciting. His voice didn't sound like proper speech, but the slow rate of speech wasn't too difficult to follow. Lin Yan held the hilt of the dagger and along with the chant. Not even halfway through the incantation, Lin Yan already began to feel that something was wrong. The temperature around him began to drop, and the hot sweat condensed on his back. He kept shivering like he was suffering from heatstroke. A chill came from the handle of the dagger. First, the temperature seeped into his palm, and then his whole arm, up to his shoulders, through the bones in his spine to the back of his head in a numb wave. It was as if he wasn't holding a dagger but a frozen fish that had been left in the bottom tray of the freezer for a year.

The spirit summoning flag above his head began to move.

"It's cold." Lin Yan took a breath and scanned the silent mountains around him. "Have you reached the soul?"

"I t-think I found her." The little Daoist hesitated. "Huh. . . that's weird. . ."

After reciting two more incantations, the bone-chilling cold air had spread to his calves. Lin Yan's teeth chattered and he shivered out: "A-. . . A-Yan, are you sure this is okay. . . it's too. . . cold. . ."

The chanting continued, the little Daoist priest shot him a sideways glance, his eyes cold. Lin Yan can only brace himself to keep follow the mantra incantations, a heavy cold sweat forming on his forehead.

"Hold on for a little longer. The soul is bound to something, I want to break it free." A-Yan gritted his teeth, and a piece of talisman paper was slapped against the blade. All of a sudden, the cold washed over him like a tsunami. Lin Yan's whole body felt like it was being stabbed by needles, veins popping on his forehead from the pain.

"A-Yan, what are you doing?!" Yin Zhou knew something wasn't right when he saw Lin Yan's lips turn blue. "If you can't do it now, someone's going to get hurt. Lin Yan, use the ghost that's following you!"

"Almost there. Don't let go!" The little Daoist was flushed a sickly pale colour and he rapidly chanted the mantra. The spirit summoning flag above his head was being whipped by the wind. There was a ripping sound and the whole piece of cloth was torn in half and fluttered down onto the old grave in the distance.

"I-It's okay. . . A-Yan, go faster. . ." Lin Yan was so cold that he could barely get his tongue to work. He tried to move the hand with the dagger to it but he found that his skin was stuck to the metal and he couldn't budge it. He was shivering from his arms all the way down to his legs. Lin Yan staggered back and stepped on the bag they'd brought, almost falling backwards.

A force of strength supported his back. Xiao Yu's voice sounded right when he needed him, but his low voice didn't let him retort: "Let go."

Xiao Yu's hand covered the back of Lin Yan's hand. Compared to the temperature of the dagger, his palm was actually warm. It was just right to block the cold air that kept pouring into Lin Yan's arm. A-Yan's expression changed in an instant and he shouted loudly: "Back off, beast!"

"I'll fucking finish this. . ." Lin Yan abruptly closed his eyes and pressed his palm to the blade. All at once, the bone-chilling cold air felt like ten thousand needles running through his palm up to his arm. At the same time, there was a cold that grew behind him. He quickly opened his eyes but Second Immortal Gu hadn't appeared. On the contrary, Xiao Yu snapped Lin Yan's wrist with completely overwhelming strength, forcing the sharp weapon out of his hand.

The moment the dagger was taken out of Lin Yan's hand, he felt like he was immediately torn out of an ice block and thrown into a fire. The ritual was broken, the hot sunlight licked his back, making his whole body numbly feel like it was going to dissolve. However, he couldn't care less about his body's reaction. What happened next made Lin Yan and Yin Zhou - who was freaking out off to the side - shocked. They saw Xiao Yu holding the dagger inching towards A-Yan, frigid eyes filled with killing intent. When the palm of his hand touched the hilt of the knife, it sounded like searing flesh. But he didn't care. He grabbed A-Yan's collar with one hand, and violently plunged the dagger toward his left eye with the other!

Lin Yan's mind kicked into action. He subconsciously rushed over to hold Xiao Yu's waist, using all his strength to drag him back. However, something was wrong with the little Daoist priest, too. His usual cowardice was gone and his eyes burned with rage. He rolled away and broke free, rapidly taking out a handful of cinnabar and tossing it towards Xiao Yu. His voice changed because of the trembling: "An evil beast is an evil beast. You can't stay!"

"What the fuck is going on!" Yin Zhou couldn't see Xiao Yu. He could only see the little Daoist tumbling on the ground alone trying to avoid a shimmering dagger. Lin Yan's nerves were fried. While dragging Xiao Yu back, he roared towards Yin Zhou: "How the hell should I know? You grab A-Yan!"

He had never seen Xiao Yu so angry. The midday sun was burning and blinding. The ghost's whole body was emitting a faint greenish-black aura. The knuckles of both hands snapped open, sharp claw-like nails grabbing the back of the Daoist priest's head. Lin Yan thought he was seeing things and closed his eyes, but the scene stayed the same. The place where the ghost stood glowed a greenish-black and the place where the human stood was a dancing orange fire, intertwining with each other, but the orangish-yellow flames were gradually dying out. . .

Later, he would learn that people have yang energy and ghosts have yin energy. When the energy was extremely concentrated, he could directly perceive the yin and yang without his eyes confusing it in his mind. This was the foundation of excellent Taoism. He had inadvertently opened a long-closed door to the mystical arts.

However, the current situation was extremely dangerous. Xiao Yu held A-Yan’s neck with one hand and the dagger cut inch by inch into the little Daoist priest's arm blocking it. The hand holding the knife was searing black from the contact with the blade of the evil spirit's. A Yan's face grew purple, his eyes bulging. Lin Yan didn't dare to hesitate for a moment and scrambled over to protect A-Yan from behind. There was a clanging sound and the dagger rolled to the ground.

The little Daoist broke free from the evil spirit's hands, clutching his bleeding wound and groaning intermittently: "Lin Yan. . . Immortal Gu. . . Immortal Gu's spirit is trapped. . . I couldn't get her. . ."

Lin Yan supported the little Daoist's shoulders. His eyes gleamed, and the soft deer-like eyes were different from those when he had when he cast the spell. "The curse. . . Be careful." A-Yan whispered. Lin Yan hadn't gotten the chance to ask what was going on before his thin body couldn't support his own weight. His eyes rolled back and he fainted.

Lin Yan and Yin Zhou looked at each other, shocked by the outcome, unable to utter a word.

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Wip Intro - Vampire Project (working title)

Genre: (Asexual) Romance, Horror, Magical Realism/Fabulism, Vampires

Audience: adult

Pov: third person limited

Warnings: animal deaths, graphic violence, body horror

Summary:

Following an eviction as a teen, Christopher realized happiness equaled wealth. At 26, he's destitute and ostracised from high society for smarming his way into people's pockets. He entered hunting competitions to regain the nobles' favor, only to lose an eye on top of his dignity — and wake up dead. His skin mummified and getting worse the longer he remained without blood, itching to be shed and evolve. He was terrified of what that transformation may result in and desperate to understand this strange condition no one else seemed to see. When all else failed, doctors and priests refused to help; he sought out a mysterious Lord his age. Taking on a construction job for his manor, Christopher worked towards the Lord's trust in hopes of a cure, certain the Lord harbored all the answers to his sickness. 

After all, the Lord was well versed in miracle resurrections — as a child he had survived his own death and evolved. 

Characters:

Christopher: A 26-year-old builder contracted to repair the Lord's manor. Even before his sudden bout of vampirism, he was used to sucking the money out of people with too much wealth for their own good. Obsessed with fixing things and returning his family to their old glory, he's in over his head trying to fix himself.

Lord (to be named): If the phrase 'circle of life' were someone's motto, it would be his. At 23 he's in love with nature; having died at ten, he became convinced his life was as much worth as a rabbit's or a flower's. Ready to bury himself in the earth if he could. Vilified by his brother for his 'eccentricities', and by the villagers for his resurrection they claimed 'demonic' - it was only a matter of time he'd develop a fear of leaving his own property. Screw the haters by hiding from them, amiright. Resigned to whatever happened in his own life, he guides Christopher through his vampirism for something to hang onto.

The idea for this book originally developed about 2 years ago. After having read a lot of vampire fiction and doing a quick mind experiment of 'what if. I thought a lot about the common tropes popularised by Stroker that echo in the history of fiction to this day, and especially the concept of 'x person goes to meet a shifty aristocrat at a manor' and how you could twist it around in a neat way. So I figured, hey, what if x person is already a vampire when they arrive! Which, is not the most original of things, I'm aware. But this story is my soup of tropy self-indulgent goodness, so it's fine. I'm allowed; I have a permit I swear. Anyway, after two years of doing nothing with that setup, and then half a year of intense brainstorming, changing the main character's voice several times, and writing 5 drafts that all together constituted 40k only to decide to scrap it all at a last ditch effort at the story —  what I was left with barely resembled the original concept. I diverged pretty heavily from the 'classic' popularised concept of vampirism,  but well, sacrifices had to be made to make it interesting to write. At this point, I've come way further into the plot than the last 5 times before I changed things around, but technically(very technically), it's still a first draft. So it's gonna take quite a while to the finished product, *finger guns*. But after realising it was my writing process that was the issue, not the premise, I'm 100% certain this is the right path for this book. Anyway, that's all, keep blood-sucking, I'll be seeing you. 🦇🦇

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I started working hard and going full-bore on the Trigun Body Horror Week prompts. @organsoutsidelovinglydescribed Perhaps I am late as others have already begun working on them. I have a couple of prompts left to go. It's been fun. I love writing nasty, scary, grisly stuff! Although I think my prompts for this one are turning out to be more sad than utterly horrific. It's not WIP Wednesday, but I'll share a couple of out of context lines from one of my stories. I won't tell you which prompt it is for: ___________________ So far, I have been successful in 78.8 percent of the tests on rabbits.  You are among the first hominid subjects.  Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, STOP!!! Nicholas did not know what a “rabbit” was.  If this is what he did to rabbits, Priest William must have hated them. ___________________