#a presumptuous calling

[ducktracy]

the Donald vs Daffy wars are a psyop to distract you from what really matters: the joy that comes with having two funny cartoon ducks to love and cherish and celebrate and play with. Real Duckheads Know.

[arschbiene]

He got his shit rocked minutes later because he couldn't hide his snide prejudice/airs towards Tolys or Feliks. Based on a convo with @doomspiral where B/randenburg during the whole exchange of arguments for custody over duchal p/russia demonstrates why despite all his charm and elegance he has more enemies than he does friends

[thebirdandhersong]

I don't know if I've told y'all yet (and if I haven't, I've probably Strongly Hinted) but I will be going into education, because that seems to be where God is pointing me towards. Very, very strongly. Specifically English lit. Specifically high school. It turns out that if you pray to the Lord very sheepishly: "Sir, I know this is rather Gideonish of me, but if you want me to do this, please make it so loud and clear that I can't ignore it at all", you oughta be prepared for the Lord to answer in the way He so desires to, in whatever capacity or degree He sees fit. I had my mother, my father, my sister, my family friend, two school friends, an administrator, and two staff members at my workplace come and tell me I should teach in the span of about a week and a half. Some because the topic came up, some without any prompting whatsoever. The chance I had to teach was like nothing else I've experienced -- not a blinding flash of realization, necessarily, but it was good and hard and joyful, and surprisingly so life-giving. And many other things.

[bunnyboy-juice]

im gonna be so real - a lot of sapphics claim to love confident women esp confident femmes but when that confidence comes from femmes of color, fat femmes, disabled femmes, gnc &/or trans(masc or fem) femmes, or really just anyone who's not a thin cis white able bodied feminine person it's either outright ignored or treated with hostility and its kind of extremely ugly of y'all

[halfbaked00q]

we need more "Oh, good, you're here" *passes out into Q's arms* kind of situations

[erikaslumbers]

yall think someone in the team was calling him "dear beloved sun"

[exactlyspookykxala]

need the impending disaster coming to amphoreus to reach astronomical levels so that herta and acheron can maximize their joint slay

[sachermorte]

But what if someone developed feelings... for YOU! 🫵

On the extremely slim chance I actually registered it I would strongly advise them to make better life choices

[kelin-is-writing]

Everyone, remind me to not trust my dad’s relatives with food and parties because they can’t do even that much the right way. The peoples are so questionable 💀

[theodosiani]

Something something Frauke’s childhood being like the one episode of futurama where leela’s parents are secretly taking care of her but it’s the Necropolis making sure she’s never Truly Alone.

[jostenian]

Every day i see a new post that makes me wonder what the hell people think they’re saying when they talk about “the narrative.” these tags are about Seth Gordon by the way. I LAUGH.

[themaudlinmimic]

is the ninth doctor the gayest one (asking for a friend) (other than Ncuti Gatwa obvs)

Now, it is a well known fact that I possess an ability to interpret a piece of media as entirely heterosexual rivalling the fucking Hayes Code. However, with that said, this is complete classic doctor erasure. In no particular order:

The Second Doctor and Jamie definitely had something going on. Unfortunately, little evidence persists due to episode loss, but they reprise their roles together some twenty odd years later in the sixth doctor's era, so that's got staying power.

One of the most foundational events to the Fifth Doctor's character was him losing his good pal Adric, which quite apart from being one of the few proper companion deaths in the entire series was also one he is noteworthy for mourning to an extent normally reserved for like... Rose.

Throughout the entire classic era bar the fucking first doctor, he makes regular contact with a Brigadier Lethbridge Stewart, a relationship which runs deep enough that even the 12th Doctor is still doing stuff to honour his memory. Seeing the way the Doctor normally treats his earth friends, the fact he came back this many times is nothing short of remarkable. Guess who one of the only doctors to never revisit the Brigadier was? 9.

In addition, the Master got his start in the classic era, and there has been chemistry there since day dot. He was originally paired up against the Third Doctor, an incarnation so flamboyant that Ncuti fucking Gatwa cites him for outfit inspiration. He shows up again in the reboot era, of course, but do you want to know who one of the few doctors to never get a master story was? 9.

And finally, speaking of Nine, there's one more important data point to note:

5. Out of every doctor in the show so far, 9 is if anything the one who likes men the least, based on actions alone. He makes a point of taking the piss out of MIckey at every opportunity, he takes a male companion on only to ditch them an episode later, and speaking of ditching, also leaves Captain Jack Harkness behind on an exploding fucking space station while taking Rose with him. To be gay, the ninth Doctor would have to be able to like men in the first place, let alone love them.

To conclude, and with no offence meant to your friend: hah no.

[ditchin]

The Unravelling by elena_yikes

In which The Fix does think of a fact.

Or, an alternate version of that diner scene in the finale.

[llycaons]

i think you might just need to go outside

you're the one who sent three anonymous messages to a stranger on the internet about a reddit sub full of ao3 fans about something she posted two years ago anon so idk maybe I'm not the one who needs to log off

[iwatcheditbegin]

Queen shit 👑

[libelelle]

FRIENDS SO GOOD AT ART YOU GUYS ARE SO GOOOOD