#a pit stop in Hatchetfield

[cak31ssuperi04]

"Basically what happens is, Grace and Max are right about to win. They're right about to do it. And then, there's a groaning. In the floorboards. Suddenly, the staircase gives out beneath Grace and Max, and they fall through the floors. They fall stories. Pieces of wood shove through their chests, and they both are killed."

"But keep this in mind, nothing truly dies in the Waylon house. Grace and Max become ghosts, and they're off doing whatever, but they're no longer involved in the tournament."

So.. that Pit Stop in Hatchetfield tag team deathmatch huh.

[ororthor-25]

The game rigged smh

I know I’m like a day late but pit stop in hatchetfield and the deathmatch was so much fun, couldn’t think of funnier outcome. So I decided to draw something dumb.

also Wilbur my beloved I miss you sm<3

[dyingnerdyprude]

“does grace have any weapons on her?”

“just jesus”

[awigglycultist]

Rip Jon Matteson

[midnightnautilus]

Easy as pumpkin pie!

[truelahey]

“If these people live again I will jump into the world of Hatchetfield and murder them myself!” -James Tolbert (about Paul and Emma)

[rysttle]

Hello and welcome to my new obsession

Little joke thing i made bc of a section from 'A Pit Stop in Hatchetfield'

Ghost Max and Grace too this time! They didnt win the deathmatch but they died and got better so it's all good I think lol

[thelightwillbreakthrough]

i have to say i do not like The Implications

[rockrosethistle]

Jon Matteson defending Paulkins with his life during the death match is actually the realest thing ever

[hilacopter]

the homeless man and general john macnamara are like smash bros assist trophies

[chaotic-goodsir]

Shout out to Kim Whalen for acting so incredibly that it didn't matter that her video was frozen the whole time

[wigglyscardigan]

CHARLES FROM YELLOW JACKET IS THE CEO AND FOUNDER OF CCRP (COVEN COMMUNICATIONS RESEARCH AND POWER) AND HIS LAST NAME IS COVEN

[dyingnerdyprude]

ted finally surviving a timeline was not on my bingo card for today but boy am i happy abt it

[awigglycultist]

"Blair. My child. Do you have faith in God, and his son, and his sacraments?"

"yeahh father"

[miss-holloday]

Too long, didn’t watch for

A Pit Stop In Hatchetfield

NOW HERES A LIST OF EVERY LORE DROP I NOTICED THAT ISNT CONFINED TO ONE OF THE NEW STORIES SPECIFICALLY :

* The problematic puppy at the Hatchetfield kennel, which Dan and Donna reported on, was a dog who was gonna be put to sleep because he bit Mayor Solomon Lauter

* Charles Coven is the full name of the man who owned the Hatchetfield Rollerama in Yellow Jacket. He also happens to be the same Coven who owns and operated Coven Communication Research & Power (CCRP, where TGWDLM begins). Charles used to work for the government and eventually moved to Hatchetfield, MI to start his current company in the private sector, where he uses other worldly knowledge to get ahead in the cut-throat world of business.

* Charles also has control over Howard Goodman, the president of the United States of America.

* Brenda, the cheerleader played by Bryce Charles in NPMD works at Miss Retro’s (Miss Holloway’s diner) now that high school is over. She is also dating a f-boy named Tucker.

* Tom Houston is the coach of the Hatchetfield Football Team

* Ted, being a terrible worker, knows the CCRP office inside and out. He often goons around.

* Miss Holloway dresses up as a witch on Halloween!!

* Pastor Todd is a Methodist Pastor in Hatchetfield, implying that he is probably Charlotte’s pastor (thanks @starkidenjoyer)

* There is a Cider Mill Haunted House in Hatchetfield

* Miss Holloway can projectile vomit on command

* Sylvia, the girl we see dating Bill (I believe in Killer Track) is also Charles Coven’s Secretary.

ALSO NOT LORE BUT-

THEY WANT TO DO NMT3, but if they do, it will not be on zoom anymore. It will be filmed in a more full-fledged manner, similar to Workin’ Boys.

[moonytoastatmidnight]

Hey gang would you guys read a whole fanfic based on the Hatchetfield Death Match if I wrote it