when they said in Dune that they needed spice for space travel i thought it was used as some sort of fuel but no apparently it's just because your pilot needs to be hight out of his mind to be able to safely navigate big ships into space
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I saw a post about how Bill "isn't ACTUALLY the villain" of Gravity Falls, given his ✨tragic backstory✨. Y'all know you can be sad and evil at the same time, right? You know Bill maybe feeling kinda bad for his actions does not make him the VICTIM of his own actions, right?
He gleefully drew little doodles of 12-year-olds in puddles of blood and you people are like "but his parents are dead." YEAH. HE KILLED THEM.
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The Book of Bill is great Bill and Ford get a divorce so Bill goes to a bar, gets drunk, and cries
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listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded mfer happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.
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Tim: Can I help you?
Four-year-old Danny: No, I'm fine, thank you for asking.
Tim: I doubt that bud. Why are you here?
Danny:What's it to you?
Tim: It's MY office????
Danny: It is? You're Timothy Drake-Wayne?
Tim: Yes
Danny: Great. My mom told me to give you this. *hands over a sealed file envelope*
Tim: .....This says you're my son.
Danny: Yeah
Tim: I'm nineteen, that means you were born when I was fifteen
Danny: Yeah
Tim clicking phone intercom: Tam, can you please call my lawyers, a team of DNA analysts, and oh, an ambulance for me?
Tam: Why boss?
Tim: I'm going to faint. Hey can you also get Bruce in here to babysit his grandson? Thanks, you're the best. *THUMP*
Danny: I like you, unconscious father.
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