#a mysterious anom girl

[clockworkequinox]

Anne is seeing this troll, and her love of cool rocks and being eaten... and she instantly wants to be friends with her.

Well, she's just standing there, looking very friendable and edible!

[agooberscanons]

Oh hey, a belated birthday present has arrived for Tifa, from that one weird grey girl, Anne! The box is simple and plain, but the ribbon keeping it tightly closed is quite sparkly, to say the least. There's a little note attached to it as well, in... fairly clean handwriting. What's on this note is simple. To Tifa, from Anne. Happy birthday, Miss Badass Bartender. <3 Inside the box is... ooh. A pair of badass-looking lightweight metal gauntlets that'll still pack a serious punch, especially when used by Tifa, complete with materia slots! That should see a bit of use.

Tifa is genuinely shocked by such a gift, especially from one of her newest friends! She carefully slips them on, getting a feel with the materials and the weight. Perfect fit? Hrrm!

A few practice swings as Tifa grunts in time with her punches. Just like the old days, really! She finds her rhythm for punching coming back, working in some footwork as she hops and weaves about some of the tables. Wow, this feels really good!!

She might've gotten too into it, though, as before she knows it she has split a table in half with a very well placed hit dead-center. She stops to see the carnage, putting her hands to her mouth. "Oh no! Not again? Uuuugh."

She decides it is time to put the new gift somewhere safe in case she needs it for later, but it's also time to log that expensive blunder in the logbook. She really needs to stop using all the extra budget to replacing tables...

[outrealm-gates]

The princess turned meal was squirming and bucking as her breasts were subject to so much stimulus, the hot tongue and gentle gnawing from those sharp teeth causing her to flare up again with arousal.

More and more of her delicious form was curled up in Anne's guts, just a little more now as all that remained was the princesses arms and face, red as a cherry as she neared the end of this wild ride, and would be subject to another once properly in her place.

There's a very brief sort of

KRAK!

sound near the female Corrin, and if she were to look over in the direction it came from, she would not see anything broken, but instead, a grey woman with rather large teeth and unusual attire who looks... hungry.~

“W-Wha… H-Hello? (Is someone here to make a meal of me~?)” Corrin wondered as she turned… immediately trembling before the pred in front of her. Ah yes. It was time to be Food.

[al-hekima-madara-blog]

Schoolgirls dictatorship and Naruto fandom

After a year hanging around in the tumblr Naruto fandom, I've learned with certitude that men (and women) are forbidden to have friendship and express brotherhood. But also, I've just noticed recently that poor general culture is a must. When you read a story you shouldn't be curious to google what you don't understand and expand your view. but in contrary you should tear down the plot to your limited schoolgirl comprehension of the world. And gaslight everything/everyone that/who doesn't fit to your desires. And if it's not enough, have a tantrum, call people names !

What do I mean by schoolgirl? You don't need to be at school, neither being a teenage not even being a girl. You can be a 40 years old mother of 6 with a deep schoolgirl mindset. Schoolgirl is a concept, a way of life, a philosophy of being. It's rooted from the idea that everything is about you somehow. What you feel is what the world shall feel, what you see is what the world shall see, and in the Naruto fandom what you want is what Kishimoto wanted too but couldn't say it loud enough so he needs YOU to make it more obvious to the ignorant mass of readers. Here is an exhaustive list of what a schoolgirl will demand and impose as canon no matter if it destroys the whole story in the process :

intense emotional romance (love or hate, with me or against me tropes)

intense hardcore sex (hormonal urges)

intense anxieties. Toxic love affairs, taking pleasure in the victimhood's position with a total refusal to acknowledge own mistakes is a peak.

abolition of friendship. It's a shonen but you know those sad and pathetic males in denial of their true feeling, stubbornly platonic who refuse to engage in graphic intercourses for the well-being of schoolgirls' libido.

meowmeow-fication of the world, the cuter the better. Why should we take into account the mysterious attraction in the otherness, the beauty, the paradox and awe in human's nature, human's temperaments, the subtle differences between men and women while it's so much more easy for your lazy brain when everyone is a babygirl.

Decontextualisation. War? shinobi world? history? geography? politics? nuances? foreign cultural norms? No this is too deep for a schoolgirl. You need storyline like junk food, it needs to be fat, heavily sweet and easy to digest. How dare you add subliminal references to others artists from past centuries, arts, mythologies? You mean the schoolgirl needs to actually open a non fanfictional book? Shut up !

I was reading lately a comment from someone stressing that there is "obvious" romance spotted when Madara asks Hashirama to kill him and in reverse when Hashirama chose to kill himself. I thought to myself : Ok maybe not everyone knows what is the bushido (google it!) ...but surely this fandom has seen before a war movie or knighthood movie or even spend time talking with actual soldiers? They seems to genuinely ignore what is a code of honour. Secondly we're talking about a japanese manga and the Warring state era is heavily inspired by the real Japanese warring state era (Sengoku Jidai). If you have watched the documentary Age of samurai on Netflix, they… decide to perform su*cide all the goddamn time! 😭 Often for reasons related to honour, avoidance of disgrace for the group after a general loose a battle. But also a su*cide can be a form of protestation, a way to tell an important message.

Emile Durheim (google him!), a sociologist who wrote a study about su*cide classifies them in 4 differents types : egoistic, anomic, fatalistic and altruistic su*cide. The well-known japanese seppuku performed by samurai is part of the altruistic form. When Hashirama is ready to die, It has nothing to do with emotional turmoil for the love of his life or whatever metaphysical anxiety. He wants to prove how strongly resolved he is to build his village and the new era of peace he dreamed of and for that he's resolute to give up his own life for the benefit of the group. It's true heroism and it's selfless (see, I'm not a fan of Hashirama but I can detach myself from my subjective feelings sometimes)

And just before that, Madara accepting death from Hashirama's hand (a former childhood friend) is also a proof how highly he esteems Hashirama as a victorious winner even if he is his arch-enemy. In his own way Madara shows his selflessness. In this precise moment, even in his personal pain and anger against the Senju, he's still able to recognise Hashirama's dignity and protect him from going through the same despair of losing a brother. But yeah that's too much effort… Schoolgirl fever is way more comfortable, right?

[gluttonygirls]

a-mysterious-anom-girl

wait what

Biologically and mentally 25 because of the power of the grail.

But in lore, she was only formed a year ago from magic.

Leaving her with the woes of laws unprepared for the existence of the supernatural.

[somechubbynerd]

@a-mysterious-anom-girl Dwa??

Don’t mind if I dwa.

[new-squidbese-fattoon]

“You make it sound easy for me to throw a mountain’s worth of rubble out of our path with my own two hands.” Three replied with a roll of the eyes before a thought popped into her mind. “Anne, how well can you keep your footing from something like an earthquake?

SUMMON THE WAVE!

(call of duty zombies muthafuckaaaaaas)

Guh... Where were they?... One second, Captain 3 was showing Anne around the New Squidbeak Splatoon base located in the Splatlands and then... Oh wait, the captain remembers. Something opened up below their feet and caused them to become unconscious. Speaking of unconsciousness, after a bit of searching of this mysterious and seemingly abandoned bus station, Captain 3 did come across an unconscious Anne - who she quickly went over and began to shake in order to try and wake her up.

[sapphiopuss]

[ most people get holiday blues how did you manage to cheat and get the holiday horny ]

magic!anons. er, well, 'anon' is a bit of a strong word for @a-mysterious-anom-girl, bUt she coUnts -u-

[brownhairedbookworm]

While I am not that person, eheh~… I’m pretty sure that that’s already @ a-mysterious-anom-girl ‘s thing? Ehehe~

I guess the comparison is fair.

[agooberscast]

Suddenly, Mallow is hugged by Anne!

"Oh, thank GOD you're back to normal, girl..."

"Oop? Oh, uhh, thank you?" Mallow giggles and squeals, happily hugging Anne back. A nice and cozy soft lady? Why wouldn't she?

"Mmmm, I dunno what you mean or what happened, but I'm glad I'm okay then~!" Awww, those big-little eyes.

[thepunk-nessmonster]

@a-mysterious-anom-girl

Who says it doesn’t?

dont play defense

[catgirl-kaiju]

Kamen Rider Beast is this dude

Oh nice! Now that's a guy! I like his lion motif and subtle girlbulge

[agoobersretreat]

ANNE TACKLE HUG 2: THE HUGGENING

Is that so? Oh hey, what's that thing flying really fast at-?

WHUMP.

"-Ack?!"

They both go down with Anne bringing them down with her.

"H-Hi to you too, Anne...~?"

[weightywritings-adiposeart]

Lazy, my girl, we all know what your type is lol, or at least I think I do- beeg monster gals n' lads. Beeg in just about any way. Big height, big build, big weight, big booba, big booty, big "package," big heart, big brain, big of heart and dumb of ass, big muscles, just... BIG.

not true!

I also like small monsters like fairies and goblins and kobolds and dwarves and halflings and gnomes and other shortstacks too!

don’t Flanderize my messages of monster fucking and the monster loving that I do!! >:0

[sweetside]

She doesn't have a big problem with that.

[agooberscanons]

(Imma go ahead and yeet that question in)

Daisy, can you still do that cool crystal fist thing you did in Mario Strikers Charged?

“Oh man, I haven’t done that in forever! I wonder if I still got it...?” Daisy flexes her hands and legs some, trying to limber up. “You got a ball on you? Best way to find out is to try it!”