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#my brightest diamond#a million and one#rhyme & reason records#2010s#m#production is a little unsubtle maybe but overall pretty good
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Elon got twitter banned in Brazil, big win for bluesky.
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ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid
#you couldn’t pay me to admit tech illiteracy of this magnitude in public in a million years#for reference the warning they’re talking about not being able to navigate has two buttons#one that says yes continue and one that says no go back
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Looking forward to today's episode lol
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille donato#senshi of izganda#chilchuck tims#laios touden#art#god I am out of practice#it's been one million yearsss#TIL how to make brushes in CSP
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i’m gonna say something controversial yet brave: sexuality labels are a convenient tool we use to define something that is undefinable
#you literally cannot change my mind#if you accept that sexuality is about something other than genitals than you also have to accept that there are going to be millions#of definitions for the same labels#and that’s okay#who you are attracted to cannot possibly ever be described with one word#put weirdo little brains and desires are too complex for that#*our#anyway#i’m right#bork bork!#5k
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strong contender for my new favorite tee k.o. shirt
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‘Cause I was born with a hole in my heart Yeah, we were fucked from the start Tell me it’s inevitable that I’d End up with scars from falling Down, down We were always meant to fall apart
#megatron#optimus prime#optimus#d-16#orion pax#transformers#transformers one#tf one#maccadam#dies one million agonies. AAOUUGHH#megop#megaop#rushing this print bc im bringing it to my next tabling event bc i wanna chat up other tf fans!!!!!! i must!!!!!!!!!!!#a switch has been thrown back on in my brain and i can't turn it off. a.
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins#don’t say it (I’m gonna say it)#The Child is The Price#but i mean come on#as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck#i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in#its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity#time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him#and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent#not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions#regardless of whether there is a god#for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name#atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of#and all on his and your behalf#you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too#and what's more dangerous than that?
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Mordred Manor! (with close-ups under the cut)
edit: i just put up some new drawings on my ko-fi, so if you wanna print this out as a poster or something, you can find it there at full resolution in the 'Misc Art' folder! :) (personal use only!)
#the timeline doesnt really add up cause with the 15 cats there tracker should be in fallinel but i didnt wanna leave her out so its fineeee#zayn darkshadow#aelwyn abernant#fig faeth#riz gukgak#adaine abernant#gorgug thistlespring#fabian seacaster#kristen applebees#ragh barkrock#tracker o'shaughnessey#gilear faeth#lydia barkrock#sklonda gukgak#sandra lynn faeth#jawbone o'shaughnessey#ayda aguefort#figueroth faeth#my art#fantasy high#gorthalax the insatiable#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#dimension 20#d20#if i forgot anyone i will cry for one million years btw
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I don't have any pets so I NEED more pics of your orange slices
You mean my iPad babies?
#this is officially a cat blog and nothing else#i have a million pics of them and too many yo show in one post
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as far as one piece antagonists go Crocodile truly gets absolutely scooby-doo’d at unmatched levels
He immediately falls for a phone scam and from basically little garden to rainbase he doesn’t even know the strawhats are alive (and clowning towards him at incredible speed). As soon as he does, they’re in his house tearing at his walls and bringing marines into his villain lair.
He uses a literal floor trap door over a gator pit to catch them, gets phone scammed again, full scooby-doo chase scenes after Chopper through the streets while still missing him, and suddenly his prisoners have escaped his impossible cage, and his giant bananagators are dead. and Nico Robin saw it all happen.
He then spends rest of the arc complaining about those meddling kids and their dog “strawhat pirates and their weird pet” and at no point does he even know how many strawhats there are.
Like yeah he keeps having plans on top of plans to stop everything Vivi can do but also she keeps coming up with a new thing to do (Tom and Jerry ass dynamic).
Part of it is that he’s underestimating them and keeps grandstanding villain monologuing but also teens keep killing hundreds of his grand line bounty hunters and he straight up does not know what is happening.
Cause he IS trying to kill them he’s sending top assassins after them and ripping out luffy’s organs, the whole time he’s yelling HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?? DIE. as whack-a-mole Luffy keeps inventing new ways to hit him.
#who would win: an untouchable warlord w 1000 plans and a million agents or 1 bouncy boy and his 4-10 (croco has NO idea how many) companion#he literally says like go kill all 4 strawhats and their pet thing verbatim#p sure he thinks there’s like at least a dozen strawhats by the end and more then one mr prince#sanji and chopper are basically shaggy and scooby throughout rainbase like if they had stopped for snacks instead then came & freed evryone#honestly the plans on plans is the only reason he made it as far as he did cause they were knocking through them mach 10#he was in mob boss spy thiller mode and the strawhats are NOT matching his energy#he’s getting conned he’s getting clowned on his mouth is punched off mid line and now someone has called the cops (marines)#sir crocodile#monkey d luffy#nefertari vivi#tony tony chopper#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#nami#usopp#straw hat pirates#one piece#alabasta arc
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Lil Lulu 🍎💰🤡🔥👼🏼
#I like the idea that he wears the rainbow belt for lil Charlie#it was challenging to figure out colorways for this one#like I drew the silhouettes and outfits so fast#and then the colors took one million years#it was like a lil puzzle#hazbin hotel#my doods#Lucifer#hazbin hotel fanart#lucifer hazbin#Lucifer Morningstar#liked by creator
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happy ptide
#soryy for the first art i post in one million years being a meme it will happen again#hermitcraft#tangotek#pearlescentmoon#ethoslab#who is etho writing a letter to? only you can answer that question#rot draws
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in some other realm, you are waiting for me
#klance#Voltron#vld#art#Keith kogane#Lance McClain#my art#guys pleeeeeas listen to the inspo song on this one#Sarah kinsley is a phenomal artist and you will love it for one#but for two it informs the piece!!#not to over explain my work but Lance coping with the million ‘what if’s…#like if he had just said or done something different would Keith have stayed…….
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not as planned. [x] [x]
#one piece#buggy the clown#shanks#MyArt#shuggy#got a million messages asking to see shanks at the gala SO
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