#a m rambles

[adhd-mess]

Was over halfway done recreating my inquisitor and it crashed 🫠

[winterstarfall]

“this is worse than season 8.”

darlings. sweetlings. take my hands and look me in the eyes. nothing could be worse than game of thrones season 8 (2019).

[dailyhatsune]

Miku comes out to her dad

memories of miku and mike at the pride parade

[oobbbear]

[foldingfittedsheets]

My friend @supernovasolace has been sharing some stories from their partner G’s eating habits and each one is funnier than the last so I finally begged permission to write about it and they both agreed. His actual permission was: “I want you to make whatever art your heart desires. Get as weird with it as you want, give me a fever dream.” This man is so much funnier than I could ever be.

The first story shared with me was fairly innocuous. The couple likes to split up who gets the last crumblies in bags of treats. If they polish off a thing of chocolates one of them gets to tip the bag back and inhale the ghostly whispers of flavor left in the container.

But the item in question was one of those tubs of chocolate salted caramels from Costco.

“Can I finish this?” He asked.

“Go nuts,” they said.

It’s worth noting that N knew this was a terrible idea but it didn’t occur to them to warn him. They simply accepted that their partner wanted to take a face full of sea salt.

He threw back the container and was immediately assaulted get it with the massive granules of salt instead of the chocolate dust he’d been hoping for.

He coughed and choked while N started laughing hysterically and realized a moment too late that he didn’t think about the contents before tossing it back.

But today they shared another story. They were settled up in bed. He was making eye contact with N when he popped a catnip Greenie treat into his mouth. The horror, they informed me, was instantaneous.

“Worse than the caramel salt?” I asked.

“So much worse. Because he did this in a bizarre power play and committed way too hard to the bit.”

When I asked his motivation the sum of it was that he’d been compelled by forces outside his control. He simply obeyed the exhortations of his soul. As a result he stared into his partners soul as tears and regret filled his eyes with each crunch.

The best thing though was that apparently one day N came home to find G in the workshop. He was crouched over an array of M&M’s like a mad scientist, X-acto knife in hand. But he only had green and yellow on his operating table. He was carefully cutting each color in half and sticking yellow to green in a freakish Frankenstein of green and yellow candy coating.

According to N it was a not insignificant number of candies that had been surgically spliced together, an assembly line of confectionary madness.

When they asked what he was doing he informed them he was, “Making Sprite flavor.”

[cheebuss]

hyena ass thang

[dizzybizz]

"this is regrettably the best kiss of your life, you understand?"

[wowwie--silly-sticks]

Has anyone done this yet

[captain-hawks]

"sometimes i think you only like me for my dog."

glancing up from where you're currently lying on the floor beside the large black german shepherd—where you've been for the past hour—you find megumi staring down at you with his arms crossed.

is he—is he pouting?

the dog seems to preen as you scratch the underside of his chin, tail flicking side to side as he butts his cold nose against your face. you laugh, and megumi sighs at your lack of a response, dramatically flopping back on the couch.

getting up, you go to stand between his legs, reaching out to card your fingers through his mussed black hair. he immediately slumps forward, arms wrapping tightly around your thighs, a soft little groan of contentment escaping his mouth. it's nearly impossible to stifle a giggle when he nuzzles his face against your legs, beckoning you to keep going.

"you're such a baby when you want attention."

"i am not—HEY, you had your turn," megumi grumbles at the shepherd, who's now standing directly beside the two of you, panting.

"like i said, b-a-b—"

you cut yourself off with a yelp as megumi pulls you into his lap.

[adhd-mess]

This is going to be a very very long 42 days

[winterstarfall]

[the-one-who-lambs]

Oh I am having an EVENING. I just got back to school, spent the last 2 days amazingly productive and prepping for finals, and an hour ago I tested positive for COVID.

So then I had to email my students over the Learning Management App (which doesn't keep the formatting of the email site) that class is going be asynchronous tomorrow. At the end of the email, I tried to copy and paste my usual signature. I pasted and hit send too quickly for me to realize it did not copy.

This is an excerpt from the next chapter of the fanfic I am writing.

[fallingbecauseofgravity]

god what is with the pines and simping for the weirdest things. like we all talk about billford but like the rest did too. dipper with the green M&M, Mabel with Alexander Hamilton, Stan with both Eda and that statue (was it's name Goldie??? I forgot lol). Even honorary pines (soos) do this (giffany)

[lovethisfatcryptid]

Your balls look so heavy. I should drain them for you.

[p4nishers]

can't believe tom hiddleston ACTUALLY interrupted the interviewer to say "one last thing, i think mobius is loki's friend and i don't think loki has ever had a friend before" like king. i love how u felt the need to add that truly