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If I had a nickel for every time Jere has been fed by an Eurovision Song Contest participant, I would have three nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened thrice.
#he really loves being fed#a literal puppy#käärijä#bojan cvjetićanin#alessandra mele#selina-maria edbauer#mine
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She's asleep right now thank glob
#lemme just spam post some clh art ive been forgetting to post lmao#arthrobug#bugbrain#art#sketch#doodle#im so exhausted dudes holy shit#spidersona#spider oc#okay ya know what ima tag it#puppy#A LITERAL PUPPY
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AND BUMBLEBEE !!!!!!!!
#transformers#transformers one#transformers fanart#bumblebee#i think hes so cute#i love his puppy ears#he was so annoying and everyone hated him so much it was so funny#i watched this with friends and everytime he was on screen i would point and go “hes literally me”#as someone who has literally never consumed any transformers content ever in my life i reccomend seeing the movie#its super good and funny#u dont need to know anything about transformers too#its literally the origin movie#and its so funny#bumblebee my beloved#ur so small and everyones so mean to u
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hehehehhe, was thinking about construction worker simon who goes to work every day just to show off the lunches you make him for work. and it soon becomes a huge thing and all his coworkers and even managers look forward to seeing what you've cooked cause it never seems to be the same. it's literally the only reason simon wakes up in the morning to go to work; he has everyone jealous and prances around all proud, then tells you all about when he comes home :(
#simon riley#simon ghost riley#ghost call of duty#ghost cod#deunmiu dessie sideblog#my thoughts#rehehheehehe#random and messy#simon riley x reader#fluff#the man is smitten with u#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley x gender neutral reader#simon riley x male reader#deunmiu dessie#PLSSSS bonus if you decide to make something for his coworkers to eat as well#they literally cry at seeing you with the huge pan of wrapped food#simon is grumpy about it but one kiss from you and he's like a little puppy
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wanna go to the bathroom at a punk show and have him follow me in and push me against the wall and make out with me with a mouth tasting of stale beer while he speaks filth into my ear calling me a slutty little fag while he shoves his fingers inside my already dripping hole and i rock my aching cock against his hand and moan so loud i can hear myself over the blaring music and crowd in the next room and then he makes me drop to my knees and pull down his pants and straddle his boot while he grinds it into my cock and i suck him off and he makes me cum on the bathroom floor all over his boot laughing at what a dirty and desperate pup i am while he cums in my mouth and i lap up every drop and and and-
#i’m literally so normal about this scenario#please. PLEASE!!!!!!!#mine#ftm bottom#ftm ns/fw#ftm nsft#ftm puppy#ftm sub#ftm t4t#t4t nsft#t4t sub#t4t kink#forcemasc#autoandrophilia
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Kinktober day 5: Overstimulation
Fuck I need my sweet little puppy under me so badly, just my cute little pet I can rut into, fuck and pump and slowly stretch out with my collection of straps, while I bite and scratch into their soft skin. Ruin them over and over again, make them a pretty collar of bites and bruises round their neck as they whine and whimper against my kisses
Make them cum over and over around my cock, get them so slick and wet with their own cum I can just easily push in and stretch them out more n more, until I can just about easily slide in my knot. Hold a vibrator against their clit they can hump up against, their whole body feeling pure pleasure as I play with them
Fuck them for hours until they're an empty headed babbling and practically passed out little pup on my bed. Completely overstimulated and pumped full of my cum like a good puppy should, so empty headed they just sigh contently as I slide in my biggest strap in for them to cockwarm~
#xochimilli writes#🫀puppy#usin a strap literally means i could go on n on into my baby boy 4ever♡ (4ever is however long my shit always hurty legs and hips last lmao#overstim nsft#ftm overstim#cnc overstim#kn0tting#bd/sm pet#nsft puppy#ftm puppy#bd/sm puppy#puppy sub#pup nsft#puppy ns/fw#puppy nsft#nsft pet#trans nsft#bd/sm kink#t4t nsft#ftm dom#ftm top#queer nsft#bd/sm master#ftm nsft#strappon#puppy training#daddy's pet#petpl@y#petpl4y#bd/sm daddy
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when the stray you picked up immediately destroys the furniture
#marvel#logan howlett#wolverine#marveledit#wolverineedit#loganhowlettedit#xmen#xmenedit#wolverine origins#hugh jackman#filmedit#cinemapix#movieedit#marveladdicts#dailymarvelheroes#dilfgifs#.mygifs#.myworks#the big wet puppy dog eyes when he says he's gonna pay for it laksjdfs#i can't with this man#just an old couple and the naked guy they literally scooped out of their barn like a sopping wet baby chick
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howdy sigma!
#cutie patootie wolf man#hes literally so cute in the i wanna bite him kinda way#but id feel bad cuz he always looks like a sad soggy puppy 😭#my art#personal#digital art#fanart#red dead redemption#red dead redemption 2#rdr#rdr2#rdr2 fanart#rdr fanart#john marston#rdr2 john#john marston fanart
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Eddie posts a Tiktok of Steve laying in bed. His eyes are shut and he has on one of those cooling gel eye masks. Eddie is zooming in and out on his face. He’s quiet for a second and then asks, “Steeeevie?”
Steve: I’m fine
Eddie: Do you have a headache?
Steve, for the hundredth time: No
Eddie, in a sing-song as he zooms in on the moles on Steve’s neck: I don’t believe you. This isn’t my first rodeo
Steve: You’ve never been to the fucking rodeo
#Steve likes to live in active denial that he’s getting a migraine until he literally can’t#this video was filmed at like 6AM and Steve has every intention of going to work#Eddie’s already texted his boss so fat chance that’s happening#this isn’t Eddie’s first time being in this situation and he’s learned a long time ago that you can’t give in to Steve’s puppy eyes#or you’ll be picking him up from work an hour later and he’ll throw up in your car#steve harrington#eddie munson#eddie munson tiktok saga
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Puppy
#nothing bad ever happened to her actually#she did not turn into the god of fear and hunger#what are you talking about#shes literally so happy with her three dads and mom#and her dog#her puppy#fear and hunger#funger#fear and hunger fanart#funger fanart#fear and hunger girl#funger girl#moonless
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the amount of subs i’m getting in my dm’s asking for aftercare from a stranger because none of their doms do it is so fucking shameful. aftercare is not something done for brownie points or something that is reserved for a monogamous partner, aftercare is basic human decency toward someone you literally fucked and roughed up. if you don’t do aftercare then don’t dom, at all. at all at all at all. in fact remain celibate and leave the community and give the rest of the world a break, it’s actually such a selfish act to dom somebody and then not give them aftercare. a serious psa because a lot of doms follow me too and i had a sub dm me asking for aftercare because his dom who i KNOW and have SPOKEN TO did not give him aftercare. and at that point it is a choice because if you’re on this platform, then aftercare and proper bdsm practice is all over and blaring across the dash. i haven’t followed a single blog that hadn’t, at one point or another, reposted about the safety of bdsm and the importance of aftercare so if you’re not giving your sub aftercare and you’re here of all places? you are actively choosing to be a horrible horrible piece of shit
#sorry im tagging because whyyyy is it such a big problem still literally why#nsft puppy#t4t nsft#ftm nsft#ftm ns/fw#queer nsft#t4t ns/fw#mlm ns/fw#ns/fw blog#trans nsft#trans ns/fw#mlm nsft#t4t mlm#ftm puppy#ftm t4t#ftm breeding#ftm dom#ftm sub#t4t puppy#ftm bottom#ftm mlm#t4t kink#tboy ns/fw#tboy nsft#trans t4t#ftm top
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*paws at you* call me a good boy? :3 *paws at you* call me a good boy? :3 *paws at you* call me a good boy? :3 *paws at you* call me a good boy? *paws at you* call me a good b
#p3t play#petpl@y#petpl4y#bd/sm pet#p3t pl4y#t4t nsft#ftm sub#sub posting#ftm t4t#ftm nsft#t4t puppy#transmasc nsft#ftm bottom#ftm puppy#ftm ns/fw#dumb puppy#trans ns/fw#trans nsft#queer nsft#transmasc#cute twink#puppy posting#bd/sm puppy#puppy sub#nsft puppy#nsft writing#t4t my beloved#t4t ns/fw#hornyposting#i am literally the goodest boy i promise
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Steddie but it's from Robin’s perspective and she treats Eddie like a feral dog her and Steve adopted.
“Steve he got into the chocolates again.”
“Steve your boyfriend has the zoomies and it's your turn to walk him!”
“You know how you told him that if he licked the candy cane sharp enough he’d end up stabbing himself? Yeah so we’re at the ER can you bring--”
“STEVEN I TOLD YOU not to leave him alone with the GLITTER!"
#she and steve literally had an argument about allowing eddie to sleep in “their” bed when he and eds first started dating#Not only was Eddie not offended by it#he used his big wet eyes on Robin to get her to do it lmao#literal puppy face#she treats dustin similarly except she tells Eddie#to his face#that she respects dustin more#steddie#stobin
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The Ghost Prince does not, under any circumstances, answer a summoning after it was made aware he existed. None know why he doesn't, some are bitter and hateful of it while others are thankful that it's one less bloodthirsty manic to deal with.
The Ghost King meanwhile hasn't been seen in multiple eons, so the magical community who wanted to use his power just, stopped, trying to summon him for a long time.
Most magic users knew that the Ghost Prince never answered a summons, and that the Ghost King just dropped off the radar.
So could you really blame Constantine for not taking it that seriously when some wannabe hotshot cultists try to summon both of them in the middle of a city to wreak havoc?
He'll give them some credit though. Points for doing it in broad daylight and actually being somewhat of a threat with not relying on just summoning the Ghost royalty and figuring out what to do from there.
The area they were in was somewhat destroyed, then the cultists manage to complete the summoning circle to summon both of them and Constantine, well he just light up a smoke.
It isn't going to work anyways so what does it matter?
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Is that a fucking Ice cream truck he hears? Who the fuck is driving an Ice cream truck while their city is being under attacked with cultists trying to summon eldritch ghost royalty?
He'll give them some points for dedication, though.
Then he looked at the cultists and nearly had a goddamn heart attack to see that the summoning circle is actually fucking lighting up and working.
The Bat is so gonna give him a headache over this.
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Danny Phantom, crown prince of the Infinite Realms. Does not answer summons.
For one, it is annoying as shit, whenever someone interrupts his day just to ask for infinite power (that he can't give), world domination (that he won't do) or infinite riches (which he also can't do).
It just got annoying being summoned all the time so. One day he just, well, no. And hey, it worked out well enough for him to not continue doing it.
Then he also learned that Pariah Dark is basically the same, after he got out the coffin and stopped trying to take over the world for whatever reason. He was actually a pretty swell guy!
He was just with him too, with him being not so swell at the time for making him go through lessons about Ghost etiquette, rules, stuff that's expected of him as the crown prince.
And don't even get him started on the engagement and marriage proposals.
Overall, he just wanted to find an excuse to leave. Then he felt the familiar suggestive pull of a summoning and, instead of rejection as he usually does in a second. He thought for a bit if he wanted to go with that or crown prince duties.
It was tempting, but dealing with cultists seemed worse than this so he was about to reject.
At least, before he heard an Ice cream truck playing in the background. He doesn't even know how the hell that popped up through the pull but by the gods has it been a while since he's had Ice cream.
So he answers and is gone with a pop.
Pariah Dark just stares for a good second or two, before breathing out and deciding to also answer. Fright Knight is just there, off to side, questioning what he should do now.
Danny wastes no time with the cultists on the other side and in fact, he pushes them out of the way and goes diving for that Ice cream truck he hears. Only to realize he doesn't, have any money on him.
Fuck.
Pariah Dark is less inclined to follow the rules imposed by humans like money, but he does know it can be important. Once in a while. Not that often, but it has its times.
So when he sees his adopted son being sad over being unable to pay for some kind of human delicacy, he digs around in his hair (yes, his hair.) and pulls out some money and puts it on the counter as payment.
The man inside the tiny vehicle had shrieked before getting what they wanted. Which is good. Fear is a good motivator, Pariah thinks.
Unknown to him, it wasn't out of fear (Well, mostly) but because the Ghost King placed down a coin made of pure, solid gold on his counter.
The two then go about their business in the human realm, completely forgetting about the fact that they were summoned here for something.
Constantine is both relieved and about to have an aneurysm at seeing Infinite Realm royalty only answering a summon because of Ice cream.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#pariah dark#john constantine#The Ghost King and Prince are known to not answer summons#both for different reasons#But Danny instantly answers one because he heard an Ice cream truck in the background#Pariah followed because he at first wanted to get Danny back to Crown Prince lessons#Only to be swayed by his puppies eyes and the absolute delicacy that is Ice cream#Pariah Dark is stuck in the medieval times in terms of money#He would literally pull out gold coins and pay for shit that way#He is rich rich#Like basically a neigh infinite supply of gold coins he keeps in his hair#Don't ask him how just ghost logic#They then spent the day going around to Ice cream shops and taste testing them#Poor Fright Knight is left alone wondering what he should do#Word spreads in the magical community about this and everyone tries it out#It does work#But if there isn't actually Ice cream you'll have an angry Ghost Prince to deal with#And an angry Ghost Prince leads to a less than cordial Ghost King
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Not to talk about the watcher thing again as I’ve already kind of said my piece, but one of the most batshit insane parts of this whole unbelievable situation is that for some reason they decided that for some fucking reason the BEST time to announce this highly controversial decision was literally DAYS before they would be going on an international tour and having to face irate fans IN PERSON. Guys. What the hell. At least have the sensibility to announce a move that you HAD to have known would make people upset AFTER one of the few times you actually interact in person with your fanbase.
I hope you’re ready to investigate the Tower of London for ghosts, because I have a feeling the Londoners will be more than happy to acquaint you with the building later this week.
Insane move after insane move. Truly.
#watcher#watcher tv#as a person doing political communications literally one of the most basic rules is#‘if your boss is going to announce something controversial do NOT do it before an event where they have to interact with the public’#you bury that shit on a Friday afternoon after the weekly news cycle is over and everyone has gone home for the weekend#you don’t announce that your official stance is to kick puppies before your fundraiser at the animal shelter#did the watcher team consult anyone at all about this decision? marketing or otherwise??
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It's such an obvious thing with petplay but fucking hell I wanna try out commands so much with my sweet baby pup, it's just a genuine turn on while being so adorable
Sit. Said softly while I latch my pup's collar on, grabbing onto their face with loving force when they flinch as their little cunt feels the slickness of the toy under them as they sit atop our bed
Paw. Whispered gently as I kiss their palms softly before pressing them together, and getting them bound. Smiling as I see the lil pup flinch and instinctively squirm as I push them lower down on the thick toy
Stay. Said with a kiss on their cute lil nose that I love as I sit myself infront of them on a chair, stroking my cock as I see them squirm. Their own little flinches and movements lowering them, having the toy press deeper up their cunt. Unable to crawl towards me, seeing as they whine, needing more
Speak. Commanded as I stroke my throbbing cock faster, cumming all over my hand as I hear their mix of barks and desperate pleads for more. "Come on pup, good doggies beg for a knot inside"
Good puppy~ Cooed gently and teasingly as I crawl onto bed with them, pushing them down and shoving my cock into their ass, while my hand starts working the knotted toy into their cunt. Fucking them until we hear that sickenly pleasuring pop of it finally fitting inside as I fuck their tight ass while they squirm and cry it's too much
#xochimilli writes#🫀puppy#i think this is one of my new favorite things i have written im literally losing my shit A A AAAA wan boop his nose :3 also ruin her holes#bd/sm pet#petpl@y#petpl4y#nsft puppy#puppy sub#bd/sm puppy#dumb puppy#pup nsft#puppy ns/fw#puppy nsft#t4t nsft#ftm dom#ftm top#bd/sm kink#queer nsft#bd/sm master#ftm nsft#kn0tting#daddy's puppy#daddy's pet#ftm puppy#t4t puppy#t4t ns/fw#nsft pet#bd/sm blog#voice k!nk#voice k1nk
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