#a late christmas present

[onebadnoodle]

merry christmas!

were you visited by three ghosts?

[whydoihavetoart]

we can't ibuprofen ourselves out of this one, lads

[lotus-pear]

"i haven't worked you like a dog yet, as promised"

[starflungwaddledee]

alas, it seems the christmas mystery shall remain unsolved 🎁 happy holidays!

[classichorrorblog]

[evilherehotel]

my el plush is here. my creature. my princess

[youandthemountains]

domestic<3

[bitchin-tubs]

Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Hope you are doing well 👍

Thank you so much anon!! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone !!!!

[grinnames]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

Ok, so I may have gone overboard with this very very rough sketch of everyone I wanted to wish a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to. Please enjoy this last minute Christmas gift that was DEFINITELY DONE BEFORE MIDNIGHT

Anyways, we're kidnapping the Sandy Claws, ehehehehe!

Me: Baiting Santa with milk and cookies on a fishing pole

@bear-boi-5: Getting Santa's attention to said milk and cookies with a nifty sign

@oppsiedoo: Has a bazooka to shoot Santa out of the sky

@bluestrawberrybunny: Will use a giant butterfly net to catch Santa as he falls out of the sky

@libbytwq: Has cloth and chloroform to knock out Santa

@clowntrickery08: Has a spiked bat to doubly knock out Santa

@michealscorneroftheinternet: Has the rope to tie up Santa

@novajuniper: Has a sack to secure the goods (Santa)

@nxva-blogz/Hexsy: Defends us from the police with the handy dandy shotgun, and from Santa if necessary

@supern0vashii/SMG6: Carries the bowl of carrots for safely luring the reindeer away, because we don't practice animal cruelty

And have a happy new year!

[lulublack90]

Prompt 25 - Cosy

@wolfstarmicrofic December 25, word count 413

The next morning of yesterday's Prompt - Sleigh

He woke up the next morning feeling all cosy and warm. It took him a moment to understand what was going on as the sleepy fog cleared from his mind. He was curled up in bed with someone. It was not his bed. He shuffled his head, craning his neck to get a better view of the face of the person he was tangled with. He drew in a soft gasp when he realised it was Remus. The entire night before, suddenly came rushing back to him. They’d kissed and then Effie had caught them in the sleigh, not that she realised that was what had happened. Then he’d laid awake unable to sleep, so he’d snuck into Remus’s bed. 

Remus stirred, and his eyes slowly blinked open. “Hi,” He smiled sleepily at Sirius as he stretched around him. 

“Hi,” Sirius was suddenly feeling nervous. What if Remus regretted it? What if he got upset that Sirius was in his bed? All of Sirius’s worries were quickly quelled when Remus opened his arms, dragged Sirius on top of him and kissed him. 

They were very late going down for breakfast, but Effie didn’t mind, simply sending plates that had been kept magically warm of scrambled egg and bacon over to them and went back to reading her newspaper after wishing them a Merry Christmas. 

“How much did you have to drink last night, Sirius darling? Because when I went to check on you, you were in Remus’s bed, sprawled over the poor boy. It’s a wonder he could breathe the way you were clinging to him,” She chuckled. “Oh, and Remus, dear, don’t be afraid to kick him out of your room if he ever does it again,” Remus’s cheeks flamed red as he nodded sheepishly to Effie. Sirius beamed, he loved it when Remus’s cheeks did that. 

“You guys ready for presents?” Monty asked, popping his head around the kitchen door. Sirius’s and Remus’s eyes met. 

“Presents!” They exclaimed excitedly in unison and shot up from the table and rushed into the living room where James waited, surrounded by piles of brightly wrapped gifts. 

Remus timidly held out a small, neatly wrapped parcel for Sirius and moved to the pile James pointed out was his. Sirius put Remus’s present in his pocket, deciding to leave it until last. 

They caught each other's eyes again, and the smile Remus gave him made his stomach swoop. He couldn’t wait until they were alone again.  

[kinard-evan]

THE WHOLE TIMELINE:

LOUS TITS LOUS TITS LOUS TITS LOUS TITS

[trickstersaint]

shelter animal // january 2024

[call-me-chips]

GUYS.

GUYS.

EVERYONE SHUT UP

LATE CHRISTMAS PRESENT YOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dynamocha]

Happy holidays!! Ft. Mavuika Carey 🔥

[triggerthy2]

click for full image :3

MY UNCLE ACTUALLY GOT THEM FOR ME

trigger rant down here VVV

how? no goddamn clue but he's awesome and I'm so happy. hope I didn't stress him out too much with the very strict time limit he was given in the shop.

had them meet my Sebby plushie too :3 (2nd photo)

BUT HOLYYYY hell he actually managed to grab them for me. The fact I'm getting my Gabriel acrylic stand and bodypillow sometime early 2025 is gonna be a great addition to my growing ULTRAKILL collection. Aaa I was seriously so happy I could cry. Today was decent, honestly! Yeah, I woke up late and spent most of the day making bread and went out for like an hour and a half to hang out with some old friends who were randomly near my house but this was seriously the cherry on top. Yes, I'm tired from today, like most days on break but MAN I've been looking for this huge dose of serotonin. Good lord I hope my uncle knows just how happy I am (sent him a text with a crazy selfie of me with them).

They also came with really nice bags! (I forgot what they're called, the type of bag I mean) I can use one of them to carry my rockclimbing stuff next time I go :))) Also get to show off a cool bag and be reminded of whats waiting for me at home... seriously still amazed that he even got these, THEY SERIOUSLY SOLD OUT IN 3 MINUTES EVERY TIME THEY DROPPED IN THE SHOP?!?!? also gotta shout out my uncle for having no clue what I was into and probably has no idea what ULTRAKILL is but he still delivered. He was also the only family member (despite him not actually being in my family) that i requested the plushies to on my Christmas list because I know he wouldn't judge me if he took a gander in the store (talking about the bodypillows and bootyshorts they sell) and he would also support whatever series im into because he is also into a lot of series of video games and animes and what not. He's seriously awesome.

so sorry if you decided to read all of this, i just needed to express my joy.

[maxbytes]

THIS SHIRT JUST CAME IN THE MAIL????