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I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

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More train than dragon but I fold, metro train from the DC area cause public transit is cool

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not sure how to use this measuringe tape

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IT'S SOUP SEASON!!! REJOICE DEAR COMRADES

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a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

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BRUH the next generation of Indian army is gonna be Red army or what 💀😂

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Nobody tells you how hard it is to rewire your brain so you can allow amazing things to happen to you after so much trauma or hurt. Blessings exist, good people exist, a softer life exists. Let it happen.

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they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again

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beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.

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My anxiety to me at 2 am

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Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

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*through tears* ladies and gentlemen, they got him

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Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this