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muttmedley · 1 year

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also being on testosterone is great and i'm happy with all the changes but lately the fact that i'm starting to no longer "look like someone who is attracted to women in a gay way" is really weighing on me lmao

#like you're telling me the only thing i liked abt being a woman (liking other women) just has to die now?#i mean i still feel that i like women in a sapphic way and idrc who is uncomfortable with that in general #but i do respect ppl enough to not interact with their posts bc like i am a man somewhat #that's another thing abt being on testosterone #idk if my gender is really just getting weirder or if im at a stage where i feel very alienated from both male-ness and female-ness #like i know im not a woman but maybe im less of a man than i was before #a guy? a dude? absolutely #but Man? what does that even mean #i used to say it means whatever i say it means and sure that's still true but something is different #personal ramblings

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month

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Into the pit Jeff and Mike finally sleep together in FNAF..

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bet-on-me-13 · 1 year

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Reformed Dan but misunderstandings suck

So, Dan has been Reformed for Years at this point. You could go with the Fandom Typical version of just chilling out, or you could go with the AGIT version of the Redemption. Either way, Dan is fully reformed and trying to find his way in the World.

Unfortunately, not everybody knows/believes him.

You know all those Time Traveling Heroes who came back to stop some great catastrophe? That was Dan.

Impulse is fucking terrified of this guy, cause he Grew Up in the Central City Stronghold and saw Phantom tear down the Walls protecting the City in person.

Booster Gold grew up in the Metropolis Stronghold, so while he never really saw Phantom in his timeline he still did know of him. I mean, obviously, he murdered every hero on the planet and subjugated most of the world, but he doesn't have much personal stake in that.

Eobard Thawn hates Phantom. Thawn himself grew up in a world where Phantom killed every Hero in the world, and he was terrified that Phantom would track him down when he tried to become the new Flash. But once he became a Walking Paradox he saw as Time itself changed to erase Phantom from existence, he got really jealous. Why did Time decide Phantom was bad enough to erase, why not him!? He's Evil! He's a Terror on the Timeline! He deserves Clockworks attention dammit!

And then, they discover evidence that Phantom has come back in Time,

So now, any and all Time Travelers are trying to find the guy who single-handedly was the Apocalypse, and want to kill him to save the world. Or out of Jealousy in Thawns case.

Either way, no matter where Dan goes to try and settle down, a bunch of annoying Heroes always find him and attack him, yelling about "Stopping his Plans" and "Saving the Timeline!" And "It should have been me dammit!"

Honestly Thawn is the most annoying one, he just runs in and rants at him about how he is jealous of how much attention Clockwork gave him. Dude, just sdmit your crush already and leave me alone. (I'm not sorry)

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lochlot · 5 months

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damn werewolves and their liberal agenda

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months

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“Poorly-Drawn” Poorly-Drawn-MDZS by my friend who has no context for what MDZS is, but has read every comic of mine in support.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #fan art #[text translation]: ‘Are you sure? I haven't done art in my life and I dont even own any coloured pens or have funny things to say-#or know what mdzs is? I have never seen the show I mean are you sure you want this? Your loss dude.’#The context for this was my curiosity about their impressions of what was going on after a whole year of second hand exposure.#Honestly I think you (I know you'll see this) knocked it out of the park with this comic - despite protesting about a ‘lack of art skills’.#The punchlines absolutely incapacitated me. So glad this is my highly specific legacy.#Round of applause for Larry; the guy who's literally been here from the start. The ultimate cheerleader.#Makes me drink water when I’m nearly incapacitated from dehydration.#And lets me talk about this blog without judgment.#Merci de m'avoir soutenu mon pote

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homoeroticgrappling · 25 days

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I firmly believe that every wrestling fan needs several lower card wrestlers they adore, it's important for you to have special little guys who you cheer and clap for even if they're rarely on TV and even less likely to win when they ARE getting screen time

Lower card wrestlers I love you, y'all are so important and necessary to the sport 💐

#if you only like people at the top of the card you never get to go absolutely batshit crazy that your dude is finally on tv yknow??#casino/battle royale matches are for getting hyped you get to see a special little guy for all of 3 minutes without expecting a win #just being happy they're there #feel free to share your fav little blorbos with me literally anytime!!#we all appreciate the upper card talent all the time & we give love to midcard talent pretty often #but I need to see more love for the lowercard talent! they're the base that holds the pyramid of prowrestling steady

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luck-of-the-drawings · 4 months

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[OLD ART ALERT] A COLLECTION OF SCENES FROM THE GILLIONS CATSCRATCH ARC THAT BROUGHT ME GREAT JOY. i love fishy chips especially when its just gillion being delirious and violent and hostile

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi riptide #jrwi riptide spoilers #JUST NOTICED A MILLION MISTAKES FUUUUUUUUCK BUT WWHATEVERRRRR IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA HHUURRRLLL #SO I REALLY LIKE FISH AND CHIPS RIGHT. IVE BEEN IN LOVE W THE SHIP EVER SINCE THAT NAT 20 KISS #BUT I THINK I SHIP IT WRONG. OR LIKE. I AM CORRECT BUT EVERYONE SHIPS THEM DIFFERENTLY #THE FISH N CHIPS I SEE EVERYWHERE ELSE IS SO FLOWERY AND SWEET AND ROMANTIC. AND THATS NICE! THAT STUFFS NEAT #but gillion and chip would NEVERRRR enter anything similar to a romantic relationship. chips too damaged and gillions too uninterested #I LIKE MY FISH N CHIPS ONE SIDED AS FUCK #bc 2 gillion chip is his best friend in the whole wide world but hes also kinduvagross little man that took him a MINUTE to really warm up2 #but to CHIP gillion is this powerful and gorgeous and heroic paragon of destiny and his best friend in the whole world who will #bring about the eschaton. 'i didnt believe in destiny until i met you' until i met a champion radiating with a light thatll alter the world #OHH REMEMBER THE FIRST ICE ARENA?he was so mad.still probably shaking from the ordeal.NEVER had he felt true divine radiance CLEAVE through #his SOUL like that.do you remember that moment in the forest w the bugs. an alien from the ocean; lacerating the land w lightning #when the realization flickered in chip for a moment.that the thing standing before him was more powerful than he could ever fathom #remember when grizz mentioned that the nat20 kiss was the 'best kiss chip ever experienced'. that has nothing to do w this. where was i.#LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. BUT HEY. I THINK at the beginning chip absolutely knew that gill was smth grand n powerful n scary #when gillion revealed what exactly the prophecy was;chip got defensive and mad.sure he was sleep deprived but OOH. HES SCARED!#he believes gillion too! he believes that his destiny is to eradicate either the sea or land and that scares him!#but then he gets past it bc ultimately he trusts his bestfriend gillion so so much. he fuckin loves this dude.#he would throw himself intothe path of fire for this dude. he would boat across the ocean for this dude.he would build arenas for this dude #even if this dude will end half the world.even if this dude wields the power and the obligation to eradicate him at any second.#even if this dude is going to throw himself into harms way for his own comrades.even if this dude is just going to sacrifice himself.#one way or another one shall die for the other.these self-sacrificial bastards click so well with eachother!!#chip believes his body is best used to pave roads and gill believes his body is destined to pave prosperity.WHATEVER!!#i really love their dynamic!! they care for eachother so much!in MY heart tho. the icing on the cake here is the fantasy that chip is #just a bit more In Love w gillion than he realizes. like this powerful fish guy is HOT and PRETTY and KIND and FUNNY and LOYAL and STRONG #but gillion would never rly feel that same sort of attraction towards chip. its just not rly his thing. aroace as fuck man.#thats how it is in MY little heart atleast. and i sit here and play w my touys in my brain n i explore my silly lil one sided fish y chips.

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tapeworrmart · 6 months

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He's having fun

#That feeling when someone gives you errands to do. How it feels to stand in queue. I get it #Started playing this. Absolutely a BLAST is being had #Expect more of this guy #He's Trevor gtav flavoured to me so automatically I'm obsessed #Postal 2 #Postal dude #Postal #the postal dude #Blood #fan art #art #sketch #character art #gore #Running with scissors

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egophiliac · 7 months

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new ride kamens dropped, rui, who is definitely a horobi homage; another cool choice, but at the same time, kinda wish it was someone else 'cuz now we got two zero-one homages with hayate's jin, when the trend had been one rider for each season until him, and people started claiming that takahashi must be playing favorites

aw, I was actually pretty jazzed to see it was Horobi! I think it opens up some interesting possibilities if it isn't only one-per after all, and I'm excited to see if there's gonna be something with him and Hayate or not. plus I just really like his design

(also, not to be all cynical, but. this exists because of a corporate trend-hop with a franchise that is already sorta notorious for executive meddling. I would be...let's say very surprised if Takahashi had that level of control over what riders were included, versus being handed a list to work off of that the execs had already determined would appeal to their target demographic. c'mon.)

#art #ride kamens #like idk maybe he could make suggestions or pick out of a larger pool or something #but absolutely zero chance he had any kind of final say without needing a billion exec approvals and revisions and finalizations #that is simply not how this kind of sausage gets made #(i still have the conspiracy theory that taiten was supposed to be zangetsu instead of woz) (he basically IS takatora come on)#ah well i am very curious about what this means for the rest of these dudes!#we've still got five reveals left and possibly more guys in the future after the game starts #i am looking forward to tomorrow because it will bring us both hat-boy and wolf/fox/somekindofanimal-boy #extremely pleased that these have been combined into one character #it's the little things that make me happy

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sepal-sea · 5 months

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Sometimes star trek tos fanartists wil be like 'hmm you know what spock needs he needs a fancy little tail'. and they are absolutely correct

#I like it when fanon versions of characters just become absolute creatures #fuck dude yeah just give that guy a whole new fucking limb why not #star trek tos #s'chn t'gai spock #aaaand post

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somerandomdudelmao · 1 year

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What do you think Casey Jr would be for Halloween?

Mandalorian probably?

#or..idk #someone cool from the Star Wars #this dude has zero knowledge about pop culture #so it would definitely be something little turtles showed him #do they even have star wars.....#they have Jupiter Jim so I guess they would absolutely love star wars too haha #Mikey would suggest the lord of the rings #but i think Casey would be the #uh #that one guy who's like #they haD THOSE GIANT EAGLES

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agir1ukn0w · 1 year

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I love how Buggy is supposed to be like the ultimate scary clown but the minute we all saw him we were like: I WANNA [REDACTED] THAT GUY SO BAD AND SIT ON HIS [REDACTED] WHILE HE [REDACTED] MY [REDACTED], etc.

#dude can chop himself up into pieces like that should be the stuff of nightmares #instead we’re all absolute hos for this freaky little guy #and rightly so (have you seen jeff ward?!)😅👌#buggy one piece #buggy x reader #buggy thoughts #op buggy #captain buggy #buggy the genius jester #buggy the clown #buggy pirates #jeff ward #one piece netflix #one piece #one piece live action #op live action #op #opla cast #opla

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lanadelreis · 5 months

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drake: haha i’m gonna diss kendrick

kendrick lamar’s honest to god reaction:

#kendrick lamar #drake #drake diss #kendrick diss #kendrick #meet the grahams #like…wow #dude i don’t even listen to either of these guys but wow kendrick cooked #if i were drake i would simply move away to a deserted island and never show my face again #how do you live a normal life after that #“fuck a rap battle he should die so all these women can live with a purpose HOLY SHIT #BRO HES ALREADY DEAD 😭😭#i know kendrick had these saved on his computer for sooooo fucking long #like absolutely desiccating this man #anyways i hope megan thee stallion is eating good tonight

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casualavocados · 14 days

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Even though you are this short. You have a problem with that? [...] So what? You are taller than me. Big deal. You are so cute. ...I'm not finished yet.

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 13

#kiseki: dear to me #kisekiedit #kdtm #kiseki dear to me #ai di x chen yi #chen yi x ai di #louis chiang #chiang tien #jiang dian #nat chen #chen bowen #userspring #uservid #userrain #userspicy #userjjessi #pdribs #*cajedit #*gif #i love when ai di goes crazy gremlin eyes anger pout with a hand on chen yi's throat and chen yi is just looking at his lips #like dude. dude.#absolutely no resistance either. no. anything. just intense gazing the Whole Time.#he is perfectly content to let ai di do whatever. :)#the way he doesnt try removing ai di's hand either just puts his own hand on top of his like #let me gently and lovingly hold the hand that is trying to choke me #absolute definition of whipped and he doesnt fucking hold back. HE'S SO NEEDY.#AND ITS WONDERFUL. AND AI DI ACCEPTS IT BUT HE STILL DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. IT STILL TAKES HIM ABACK.#it still shocks him like. the depth of the affection and attention he's getting. like it takes his breath away #when he's like. ah. the mortifying ordeal of being known. and then short circuits when chen yi doesnt let him pull away imgjklhjg #im stuck in microexpression hell forever with these guys. im never getting out.

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fatedroses · 4 days

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Two former military elites taking merc jobs perform absolutely hellish battle tactics together.

#ffxiv #digital art #zenos yae galvus #estinien wyrmblood #adventurer zenos #I will always adore this duo conceptually #because like- socially theyre that aragorn-geralt brooding in a corner of a tavern meme #but in combat they are absolutely terrifying #the azure dragoon and the super soldier legatus are here to fuck up a poachers day #aka zenos is about to crossmap someone's airship cause he knows estinien cant make himself jump that far #why have him try to jump when he can just Olympic-level javelin toss this man #also guys #my dudes #all this time I've been working on adven!zenos being a tank #I... have realized I just write him like a warrior who isnt carrying a weapon- sturdy unkillableness and countering and all #I am only a little bit of a dumbass but orogeny just seems to live in my head rent free #it also gave me the terrifying concept of- after spending time with the scions and after the ultimatum-#of him trying to learn more about dynamis- and zenos being zenos starts learning eventually how to harness it #local calm apathetic man can berserk on command because he's a lot angrier/more expressive inwardly than most people expect #depending on how I look into it- it might be how he fuels most of his shinryu transformations but I'll have to work on it more #but ANYWAYS #I love the thought of these two hunting and working together #and estinien being tossed being turned into a tactic #especially with proper form #this is something ive wanted to draw for a very long time and im very happy I actually have the skill to do so now

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wildmrmix · 6 months

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Hc Ponyboy gives people dirty looks if they’re making noise in class (ex: tapping their pencil really loudly). Like this man will turn to stare at you for a few seconds, then roll his eyes and turn away

He will do it repeatedly throughout the period and god forbid y’all share the next class too

#hes just like ‘do you make noise because you feel as if no one pays attention to you unless you are making some kind of commotion’#dudes trying to focus in class and it annoys him SO BAD #salty guy #absolutely not projecting #the outsiders #the outsiders 1983 #ponyboy curtis #the outsiders hcs #wildtalks

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