#a drink to remember

[tequila-solar-storm]

Chief Of Chiefs (Chapter 2): Chief’s Meeting

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Fandom: Genshin Impact

Characters: Kinich, Wayna, Pacal, Mutota, Biram

Ship(s): Pacal/Wayna/Kinich/Mutota/Biram, Kinich/Pacal, Kinich/Wayna, Kinich/Mutota, Kinich/Biram

Platonic Ship(s): -

Content Warning(s): Age Difference

Rating: Explicit

Kinich meets the chiefs, who are unfortunately more interested in talking than getting down to business.

‘Weeeell, isn’t it distasteful to take him without getting to know him better?’ Pacal responded in Mutota’s place, reaching out to ruffle Kinich’s hair. ‘We’re not barbarians.’ ‘Congratulations, you have just insulted half of my tribe,’ Wayna rolled his eyes. ‘One question, then. Are you alright with that, doll?’ ‘One question,’ Kinich nodded, rolling his hips. He pressed himself to the growing bulge in Mutota’s trousers. ‘What do you want to know?’

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Tags

•Post-Interlude Chapter Act V: All Fires Fuel the Flame

•Bottom Kinich (Genshin Impact)

•Friends With Benefits

•Age Difference

•Older Man/Younger Man

•Flirting

•Groping

•Grinding

•Dry Humping

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

19

[hinamie]

mentor

[sorrelpaws]

the mom friend and also kanaya

[mistxmood]

this is the funniest outcome ever

[Image description: digital art of Bill Cipher, tangled up in electrical wires. He has a nervous expression, as he holds up a ripped wire and says: "Oops!" There's a glitchy effect behind him. End ID.]

[thatweirdtranny]

i want every trans kid out there to know there is hope, you will grow up and become a trans adult, you’ll be a trans elder someday and give hope to future trans kids, just keep on hanging on

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Marvel's Squirrel Girl: The Unbeatable Radio Show! | All of Erik Lehnsherr's Call-In's

Episodes featured: The Fate of My Universe The Sinister Six Are No More Who Would Win In A Fight? Unbeatable

Full Podcast Playlist (Spotify)

Credits below:

Written by: Ryan North

Directed by: Giovanna Sardelli

Voice Cast: Milana Vayntrub - Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green Crystal Lucas Perry - Nancy Whitehead Leo Sheng - Koi Boi/Ken Shiga Davied Morales - Chipmunk Hunk/Tomas Lara-Perez Erica Schroeder - Tippy T. Squirrel Rob Nagle - Erik Lehnsherr

Key Art: "Squirrel Girl Infinity Comic (2022)" by Derek Charm - Doreen, Nancy, Ken, Tomas, Tippy "Magneto (2023)" by Todd Nauck - Erik

[rosekasa]

ladybug totally talks in her sleep. especially during patrol naps, when sleeping feels like a mix of dreaming and reality, and so a lot of her dreams during that time involve chat noir. out of nowhere she'll say 'chat what the fuck' and he turns around like ???? what did i do??? but she won't elaborate. or, most commonly, she'll just say 'are you okay??' out of nowhere. and he's like. 'yes??' and she wakes up a little and is so embarrassed. she was having a dream about an akuma fight and was so convinced she just saw him take a hit. when really he's just chilling on the rooftop next to her

[marlynnofmany]

If you're beating yourself up about not being as productive as you used to be, it might help to know that burnout is brain damage that needs to heal.

This isn't a moral failing on your part. This is an injury, caused by prolonged stress.

Or course you can't run as fast on a fractured ankle. Take a rest; rent a scooter if you have to. But don't hurt yourself worse.

[dear-ao3]

in these trying times i would like to offer a sincere and emphatic fuck you to everyone in my anatomy class who got the professor to change the day of our test from yesterday to today. do you know how hard it is to memorize the flow of blood in the heart while also staring down the election map

[faunandfloraas]

Lee Know's final answer: Cocktail

[tequila-solar-storm]

Chief Of Chiefs (Chapter 1): Chief’s Command

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Fandom: Genshin Impact

Characters: Kinich, Wayna

Ship(s): Kinich/Wayna

Platonic Ship(s): -

Content Warning(s): Age Difference

Rating: Explicit

Kinich prepares to entertain some of Natlan’s beloved chiefs. Wayna lends him a hand, and mouth.

‘Maybe I just enjoy teasing you,’ Cupping his testicles, Kinich lifted them out of the way. He gave them a languid squeeze, pulling heavy tension from his body. ‘You’re weirdly amusing when annoyed.’

Wayna’s finger breached him, an easy intrusion Kinich’s body greedily welcomed. Kinich let his eyelids droop, lashes framing glittering irises, his gaze tracing lines over the crinkle between Wayna’s sharp eyebrows.

‘You’re incorrigible.’

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Tags

•Post-Interlude Chapter Act V: All Fires Fuel the Flame

•Bottom Kinich (Genshin Impact)

•Friends With Benefits

•More precisely a situationship with heavy romantic undertones HAHA

•Age Difference

•Older Man/Younger Man

•Dom/Sub Undertones

•Kissing

•Hand Jobs

•Rimming

•Anal Fingering

•Orgasm Denial

•Not Beta Read

•No beta we die like me when 5.2 dropped

[incorrectskzquotes]

Jeongin: I do what I want Seungmin: I'm calling Chan Jeongin: wait no I'll stop!

[apartmentsmoke]

"Wait, wait, stop," Buck says, and the very pleasant feeling of Tommy's mouth on his neck vanishes.

"You okay?" Tommy's got his Look of Concern plastered on his face. Good thing, because if Buck is right, this is concerning.

"Yeah, it's just - did you hear that?"

Tommy raises his eyebrows. "I heard you moaning."

"Tommy, that's the thing - it wasn't me." The Look of Concern has morphed into the Look of Are-You-Sure-You're-Not-Having-Me-On? It's mostly used whenever Buck regales Tommy with tales of one of the 118's emergencies ("Nothing like that ever happened while I was there, Evan"), but he's seen it in other contexts (explaining the entire Kim situation).

"At this point, I think I know what you sound like in bed." Tommy's mouth is still nicely red. And maybe he's right, it was nothing, and it would be easy to fall back into him. Buck waits a beat, ears perked, but there's nothing - so he does press his lips into Tommy's, Tommy's body relaxing against him.

Tommy rubs his side like Buck's an anxious horse. The hair on Buck's arms slowly flattens, goosebumps leaving his skin. He loses himself in the slide of their kisses, until -

He breaks free of Tommy and looks around wildly, Tommy woah'ing.

"Sweetheart," Tommy says, reaching out again. "Seriously, you okay? Because you're giving Ghost Whisperer."

Buck snaps his fingers at Tommy. "Exactly. My apartment is haunted."

"Evan." The word is a drier desert than Antarctica.

"There was a moan again! And it wasn't me. And when Chimney and Mara and Jee were over here helping set up, they left the balcony door open. It's October. And now there is something living here."

"Last time I checked, Casper wasn't considered alive," Tommy says, and the look on his face tells Buck everything: he really is a skeptic. Falling asleep during Buck's thoughts on Area 51 wasn't just because he found Buck's voice soothing.

When Buck reaches for his phone on the bedside table, a chill runs down his arm and into his spine. "Okay." He's got Google, a helpful army of friends, and the ability to buy anything he needs. That ghost is history. "So first, we need to get -"

He's stopped by Tommy's hand on his wrist. "Baby, do we really need to figure out your ghost thing right now?"

"Do you want to fuck in front of a ghost, Thomas?"

"Is he a hot ghost?" Tommy waggles his eyebrows, then sighs. "Look, I get that this is important to you, but I was away for three weeks for that training camp and I missed you. Can we send The Flying Dutchman back to sea in a couple days? My place has a big bed and a distinct lack of the supernatural."

As they're closing the door to Buck's loft, another faint moan emanates from the air.

"It's the pipes," Tommy says, linking his arm into Buck's to guide them to his car.

(They find out three days later Tommy is technically correct when maintenance pulls a dead raccoon out of the walls of Buck's loft.

"Huh," Tommy says, frowning at his phone. "They really do make that noise."

"And they stink." Buck wrinkles his nose. "Your bed still open?"

By the time the landlord's finished the repairs, Buck's stuff, cleared out for the construction, is scattered over Tommy's house.

"It'd be a pain to pack it all up again," Tommy says. "Keep it here."

"You just want easy access to my hoodies," Buck accuses, feeling Tommy's laughter from underneath the fabric of the stolen blue hoodie he's wearing.

Two hours later, hoodie abandoned to the floor, Buck officially moves in.)

[thanks to @stardustbuck (Buck thinks he's haunted) and @theweewooshow (balcony raccoon) for the inspo 🫶]

[r-aindr0p]

(Un)motivational Idia...

I have to attend a family event like in a few hours just when I barely moved to a place with wifi to post decent art and not terrible photos... 🫠 starts at 14h45 and the bus to drive everyone home comes at 2am

[autistic-danieljackson]

So as I've mentioned I'm doing an SG-1 watch-through and I noticed some patterns so I felt the need to make a Bingo card. Do with this what you will 😂