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I'm having a crying session about personal stuff (It's a good healthy cry I'm alright) but while I was crying I randomly started thinking about fucking a clown. Like a birthday party clown.
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What horror movie tropes would be essential to your story if you were the monster/killer in a film?
Wow!! Good question-🎃
Essential trope as the monster/killer:
I definitely would be the less likely suspect to be the monster/killer. I feel like I would be the happy go lucky friend that everyone thought was going to die first.
Especially because I would want to be a whole dramatic, GRUESOME transformation/reveal sequence at the end of the movie where the heroes accidentally killed the wrong guy, and I get to be in the sequel!🩸✨️
I also would have a motive, though - maybe I was hurt, someone I loved was hurt, etc. Unless I'm just a little silly thing from hell to ruin the MC's life! ❤️
#asks#horror#so many different scenarios i can think of but heres this!#maybe im a vampire?#werewolf???#a hell demon?#a clown?
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In case you were wondering why Spotify Wrapped sucks balls this year, and more importantly doesn't have any genre data:
Can you hear the sound of bells? That's because they're clowns. 🤡 🛎
#This is embarrassing. Shame on them.#Laying off workers and discovering you can't just do their work without them.#Clowns fr.#Spotify wrapped#Spotify
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Forgot to post my costume: cybertruck driver
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taking away a clowngirl's makeup telling her she doesn't have to be a clown she can just be a normal silly billy and correcting her any time she tries to juggle until she gets sadder and sadder and eventually stops talking altogether and just communicating via gestures and realizing with horror you've created a mimegirl
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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somethin I've noticed
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lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur
#do u think a decade of this made him kill jason todd#dick grayson#robin#batman#the joker#dc comics#mart#thinking about the joker painstakingly painting his lil egg and shipping it off#and clowns international is so repulsed it gets rts two weeks later#eddie makes fun of him for it so joker tries to kill him on live television
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It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.
#also has made it increasingly difficult to relate to those early into their transition honestly#like not in a bitter way it’s just like hard to express how diff the experience is#of being like a year on T vs 5 😭#ETA I muted this post ages ago now but fwiw seeing transphobes pop up in the notes on occasion just to say cruel reactionary shit#you are clowns I cannot imagine seeing a post that is ONLY about discussing with folks about the reality of a medication#and choosing to make that your moment to get a schoolyard bully jab in about how you find it gross or something.#you are less well adjusted than most children. may the universe be kinder to you than you are to others.
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#haven't made a shitpost in so long i need to remind everyone that i am a clown#star wars#luke skywalker#darth vader#anakin skywalker#sw memes#star wars memes#star wars shitpost#return of the jedi#aaphra's stuff#sw crack#incorrect star wars quotes#incorrect quotes
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i love one piece so much
#one piece#monkey d. luffy#nami#roronoa zoro#vinsmoke sanji#usopp#nefertari vivi#tony tony chopper#nico robin#red haired shanks#buggy the clown#bartolomeo#gol d. roger#luffy#sanji#shanks#chopper#one piece fan letter#op
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Kung Pow Penising is now illegal
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misc music stamps
#alternative#graphics#rentry#rentry resources#rentry graphics#web graphics#website#system of a down#sleeping with sirens#tool#slipknot#korn#pierce the veil#insane clown posse#sum 41#my chemical romance#mcr#3oh!3#2000s#2000s emo#emo#scenemo#scene#scenecore#scene emo#deftones#neros day at disneyland#jack stauber#miracle musical#limp bizkit
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