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I modded woodsy witchy AU Rise into existence real fast earlier just for a single gpose (that I'll post later), but anyway here's witch!Rise compared to mainverse. She's not as, uh, meticulous about her makeup and general appearance while living in the middle of a spooky swamp. Plus it lends some additional credence to her image as a creepy swamp witch to be a little unkempt!
#screenshots#rise#woodsy witchy rise#rise's in-game (small) house is actually decorated for the woodsy witchy au!#she also has a toad in that AU#just#a bigass toad
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southwestern creature feature
#in order:#baby horned toad#mormon cricket#bigass fucking tadpole (scientific name)#calf#tw insects#reptiles#the mormon cricket here is actually laying eggs in the dirt
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1, 5 and 18 for Morwen
Hey, a sylvari ask game! 🌱
1. Are they a Dreamer or Soundless? [etc]
Morwen was a Dreamer, and a devoted one at that! She wholly believed in Ventari's teachings, and thought the Pale Mother can do no wrong, almost to a fault. A few people believed her to be a favorite of the Pale Mother, and while it's true that Morwen spent a lot of time in her presence whenever she was at the Grove, it was mostly her asking for things she could help with (being a talented mender) or directly searching for her guidance and reassurance, as she never forgave herself for how her actions had inadvertently driven a dear friend of hers to Nightmare. The attack on the Pale Tree terribly shook Morwen to the core, so much that after the attack on Camp Resolve she insisted on sailing with the Pact Fleet to help put an end to the elder dragon who caused it all. Sadly, that's where her life would be cut short, by the last person she'd expect to hurt her.
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5. Are they from the first batch of Secondborn or did they awaken at some later point? What's their opinion on the Firstborn?
She was awakened in 1317 AE, 15 years after the first batch of Secondborn. While Morwen thinks some of the Firstborn tend to be a bit stuffy and too self-important at times, she had enough conversations with them to understand they're just like Secondborn, only with more weight on their shoulders that they can't show.
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18. [Free space for 3 pieces of trivia about your sylvari!]
- She and Maeveryl were besties, but also partners for a time! It didn't last long, as it was them emulating older sylvari as they were still young saplings who still had to understand themselves, but they remained so close that even after a long time apart they could still understand each other without needing to talk.
- She was extremely soft spoken and kind, but she could be quite assertive and not back down one bit once she set her mind to something. Useful thing, given she was a mender/medic, sort of helped by how her boyfriend Gareth liked to make fun of rookies: he'd tell them Morwen was actually an extremely evil witch that'd turn them into toads if they didn't behave, like she did with him many times, and then he'd set frogs around the infirmary tent. Morwen never liked that. ... okay it was just a little bit funny to see bigass battle-scarred charr look at her with uncertain fear.
- She had two pets, a fern hound named Rosebud and a snowy owl named Lune, and they both aided her when it came to using her druid powers. Rosebud was a gift from her then-dear friend Nytum and was a pup reared by her hounds, while Lune eventually became Eurys's pet after she awakened, sensing her energy through Eurys's revenant-like powers.
[adding a pic under readmore just to show her face]
(this pic is so old that it's done with the old shader and now I realize it made her look weird welp. I really gotta retake all portraits of my non-in-game ocs)
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mistletoe asks - Tizlak, Zafirah, and Kralkatorrik
Tizlak- mistletoe. i do not want to fight big forg, alright. Hylek are big frogs/toads and because i like frogs and toads I will smooch big friend.
Zafirah- mistletoe! I am simple and she is pretty. Also I just think she's pretty neat. (also. fear. I see what she does with that rifle of hers)
Kralkatorrik- mistletoe. I was just actually mentioning earlier how Kralk is my fav elder dragon (aside from Aurene). I love flat fuck friday gramps. Bigass lizard boy. Also. He is purple.
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Places I would chill if I were tiny, invincible, and able to create anything:
1. In a big pot of stew and meat with the lid on, chilling in a flamingo float, enjoying the steam like the worlds tastiest sauna
2. On the back of a crocodile, with a pillow, as it gently treads through the waters of Georgia
3. Against a toad, as it sits there gently ribbiting. The ridged bumps of its back feel amazing against my own.
4. inside somebody’s walls. Not like a creepy way, but more like I’m role playing as a borrower you know? I’d get the hook on a string and everything. Satisfy my appetite with but a single crumb of bread and a thimbleful of Dr. Pepper
5. On top of some fancy ladies shoulder as she attends a gala. Only she could see me, and we’d exchange witty banter about the unattractive men that attempt to woo her over the evening. Aside from bantering, I’d probably just lay down and read a book, enjoy the music from the live band. Speaking of which….
6. Inside a cello being played with the fingers. On a comfy mattress at the bottom. I think c the jazzy vibrations would fix me.
7. In that nuclear power plant pool. Again I’d bring back the flamingo float. A cup of A&W. Listen to some Fallout Radio for themeing.
8. Inside a crystal cave, one of those where everywhere is crystal. In a sleeping bag, I’d listen to Cold Storage from Pokemon Black and White as I shine a flashlight around, watching the light refracting.
9. On the back of a Turkey. Peaceful little fellows that make funny sounds. The feathers oughta be soft so I’d only need a pillow to prop up my head to look at tumblr on my mobile device.
10. Somewhere in Jupiters storms. I fucking love a good rainstorm and I imagine it would be fun. I’d be in an invincible dome with my favorite books as the muffled thunder can be heard outside.
11. On the back of one of those bigass spiders. They terrify me, but the furry ones have GOT to be comfy at a small size
12. Inside someone’s earrings. I’d cosplay as either their conscience or their tiny evil advisor telling them to not trust their friends and family, they’re out to get your gold and your fame my liege
13. In the center of a loosely rolled up scarf. Warm everywhere but not restricting
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whatever im casting spell that turns u into a bigass toad 🙄
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Wanted ask your opinion on something that bugs me when reading Fable comic and playing wolf among us. Why are fables so broke. Its never explained well in comic or wolf among us.
I know right???
Obvious answer: its good drama.
Complex answers:
They likely left behind *everything* when they fled the Homelands. Fables are a metaphor for refugee groups forced to immigrate to America and get caught up in a cycle of poverty.
The Woodlands likely has to keep an eye on Fables that become too wealthy less they draw attention. Can't have an immortal Rockerfeller running around.
Beauty and Beast were apparently in good standing until the events of the game, and Crane has a bigass apartment. Bluebeard is also considered "rich" so it might be that most Fables are comfortabley middle-class.
Monterous and animal Fables (trolls, Grendel, Toad, the Farm, etc) probably cant find good work without glamour.
Glamours themselves are expensive af and might be expensive like certain medicine in america. You may draw paralles with the struggles of chronically ill/disabled people having to forfeit most of their spendings on medications and treatments.
Fables dont know how money works. Gold? Salt? Thalers? Is it Deustchmarks now? Now its 10x times the price since a decade ago? Inflation is a b-word.
Counter-points/ideas:
Fables are functionally immortal as long as they are remembered. An immortal person who works for 100+ years should have at least a decent nest egg.
A lot of Fables are supernatural in their abilities. Rumplestilskin could be out there living it up with his "straw-to-gold" earnings.
Strong workers that prefer nightshift? The development boom in New York should have gotten a bunch of Fables work.
A bunch of Fables that can change into animals/inanimate objects probably just chill out and watch their bank account interest rise. A swan in central park aint gotta pay no rent.
Does it truly cost money to like produce the glamours? What the Woodlands witches spending that cash on? If the Woodlands really cared about Fables needing glamours - there should be a schene in place to distribute them for free while reimbursing the witches. Or maybe they dont
Its like 2am so plz add on whatever else you think is weird about Fables economics
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yknow how i know i've curated my dashboard well?
i didn’t see a single ‘happy birthday harry potter’ post today
that said, happy birthday neville longbottom, no one fuckin remembers that you have the same birthday even though it’s a serious plot point but you legit pulled the fuckin boy savior christ allegory’s sorry butt out of the fire a whole bunch of times, helped start a whole ass revolution of students against the broken institution that raised you at the ripe age of 16, and i forgive you for killing a snake bc that snake had a bit of wizard nazi soul in it so she couldn’t be saved and it had to be done and you fuckin did it great with a cool bigass sword, harry shouldve named his son neville trevor potter bc you cooler than dumbledore and snape combined and they stop mentioning your toad after like book 2 to replace it with that dumbass cactus* and trevor deserved better
#*if any hardcore potterheads come after me i'll rip your face off#i know its called mimblus mimbletonia or something equally stupid#i was playing quidditch in fucking 2006 dont come at me#joanne sucks and continuing to support her work is unethical no matter the circumstance#harry potter is mine now i make the rules#and just for her shittiness harry is now trans#sorry joanne you lost#luna's genderfluid#ron's nonbinary#hermione's ace#ginny's bi and so is harry#seamus finnigan is a he/him lesbian#so is dean thomas and they fuck on the reg#my house now#die mad about it#sirius and lupin are t4t#and theyre both alive and in a happy loving healthy relationship#tonks is a lesbian as she was always meant to be and also the surrogate for their child#draco's gay and the malfoys are cool w it bc they can accept queerness but draw the line at antiracism#theyre still evil n shit but draco gets a redemption arc#hagrids pansexual#house elves are simply no longer a thing they just live their own goddamned lives in peace#and dobby's genderqueer#joanne can choke#sorry this became a rant#i just have a lot of feelings after growing up with harry potter being a central part of my identity#and then finding out about her hatred and evil and prejudice#and having to reconcile the two#and i decided that fuck her i aint paying her a red cent ever again#my story now it lives in my head and i make the rules
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Took several attempts to get to the character select screen and ~20 minutes in queue but we made it
time for Endwalker pt 1
(this is a fucking novel)
LET TATARU COME WITH MEEEEEEE, cant believe she’s front and center on the poster and she doesn’t even get to come with WHAT is the deal
oh jesus, it’s him, the rat man is our narrator for this one. who summoned grandpa back, wasn’t me this time
the fucking reaction I just had to hearing Answers, holy shit
oh hello ma’am, was that you singing? i love your work. oh okay she’s literally just hydaelyn we’re not beating around the bush on this one
alright Yshtola coach us in committing immigration fraud, let’s go
also can we stop calling Graha “Graha Tia”, like I get that we need to remind everyone that he’s not a mega-chad Nunh but like, we get it
“name and occupation” uhhhh????? I don’t have a fuckin job?????? I’m an artisan ok I’m an omnicrafter
OH THANK GOD KRILE PLEASE HELP ESTINIEN IS TOO FUCKING STUPID TO LIE ON THE SPOT LMAOO, he is such a good addition already, “you’re paying me right” lmaoooooo
not Krile dropping the G and calling him Raha omgggggggg
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOO GRAHA AND KRILE FOLLOWING ME AROUND OMGGGGG, this is the best fucking feature I LOVE this
“the average Sharlayan tends to regard seasoning and flavor with...a certain indifference” yes krile drag the white people, also Sharlayan is lovely and the inn room is adorable
oh hell yeah boy’s trip to Thavnair let’s goooooooo
love to embarrass Estinien, me n the boys are down for the fuckin count lmaooooooo, personally I do the curl into a ball on the ground that Urianger’s got going on when I get pukey
I love big elephant man, what a sweetie
no FUCKING way they did NOT fucking make FANDANIEL be fucking AMON???? THIS IS THE BEST, like yeah this midboss from syrcus tower is a main antagonist now lmao, THIS is the shit I play this game for
and like of fucking COURSE, of COURSE Fandaniel’s dramatic ass would be the same person as the dude with the most flamboyant hat and over-the-top mannerisms whose boss fight is literally set in a theater, like the fact that this was obviously the plan from the start and not some random ass-pull just for the shock factor is what makes this kind of thing so effective
god this shit is just. so fucking good. this game fucking rules. the way it leverages shit from two, three expansions ago, payoff for things I didn’t even know were setups, like. FUCK yeah Estinien just knew this kid was Vrtra’s eye in a body immediately, of COURSE Vrtra knows who Estinien is. OF COURSE
poor krile trying so hard to talk to hydaelyn when she literally just showed up on a boat unprompted to chat with me, its clear who the favorite child is
LMAO YSHTOLA “oh we need to remain undetected? well I don’t know vanish, so BOOM you’re frogs, go get em”
Comrade Erenville, standing up for workers’ rights, identifying the real toads and the fakes, legend
hm. hm hm hm. hey hydaelyn who did you bring back to the source with minfilia. quick question. just real quick who was it.
FUCK YOU ELF DAD, EAT SHIT “restricted section of the library” who the fuck?? even says that shit??? god you fucking suck
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! KRILE WITH HER HOOD DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mama leveilleur!!!!!! she really said “kids come to the house for your presents, i don’t give a shit what your dad said, cmon”, casually walking into their fucking museum of a house with 10 servants standing in the foyer waiting
awwwwww they get their new fits from mama!!!!!!!! i didn’t even realize Alisaie’s is a romper with a belt & jacket, stealing KH1 Sora’s look lmao, also literally making Alphinaud a sage bc “these fuckin guns were custom made and expensive as fuck, tired of letting them rot in storage, they’re yours now”
THATS RIGHT MAMA, ASK FORGIVENESS NOT PERMISSION, FUCK FOURCHENAULT
oh my god this cutscene of dinner in my room is so fucking CUTE I die, graha slamming that bigass burger and complaining about being short, alisaie stealing his cookie, im gonna get cavities this is so sweet
THERE he is, no thoughts head empty murder man with the dumptruck ass
oh my GOD “I basked in the afterglow” ZENOS go take a cold shower my guy you’re too horny
ok im gonna run the first dungeon again bc smn isnt lv 82 and this quest requires it (bc I ran it the first time as drk bc fuck Thancred) and then gonna take a nap lmao
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POV: Aihren shows u a bigass toad they found
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Survey #369
“so close, no matter how far / couldn’t be much more from the heart / forever trusting who we are / and nothing else matters”
What are three emotions you experience regularly? Sadness, shame, and stress. Is there someone right now whom you really wish would care for you? -___- Does your job allow visible tattoos? I don’t have a job, but quite honestly, I probably wouldn't take a job that didn't. I just love tattoos a lot and plan on having many, and ignorance and old-fashioned bullshit isn't gonna stop me. Do you know anyone that’s transgender? Yes. Do you think dress codes are unfair? In some places, like schools, yes. Are in a relationship? Tell me about it. I'm not. How is your road rage? I don't have road rage. By god does my sister, though. Favorite cosmetic brands? I don't wear makeup nearly enough to have a preference. The beach or the pool? The pool. I hate the feeling of sand, plus the salty wind and heat. Manga or anime? Anime. Favorites for manga? I've never read any. It's tempting to read Deadman Wonderland since it continues off the very short anime, but I just don't want to. Manga isn't my style. Favorites for anime? Fullmetal Alchemist (including Brotherhood), Ginga Densetsu Weed, and Deadman Wonderland. Favorite academic subject? English. A card game that you’re good at? I'm not exceptionally good at any. Do you eat breakfast? Pretty much always. A popular book you haven’t read yet? To Kill A Mockingbird, to name one I feel like everyone had to read in school. Do you like sweaters? I'm an oversized hoodie person, really. I don't like the look of zippers. Do you like sushi? Never tried it, never will. Do you wear prescription glasses? Yes. I badly need a new pair, because I can't see for shit. Generally, are you more likely to blame others or yourself for problems you experience? Myself. What is one thing about your life that you don’t ever see changing, even if you might wish it would? I have a feeling I'll always have some degree of social anxiety. I'm sure there are other things just not coming to me. At what point in your life have you been the most social or had the most friendships? And at which point have you been the least social? I had the most friends in my childhood years, probably. Or high school when I actually had a friend group. I'm sure I was most social as a kid in elementary school, not dealing with my social anxiety. I've been the least social like... now, honestly. I go essentially nowhere and have very few friends. Do you prefer to have a few close friends or a bunch of random acquaintances? Which would describe what you have now? I want close friends. I have like... two or so close friends and a handful of acquaintances. I don't know which I have "more" of when you consider the actual level of friendship/"quality" I guess. Do you journal? Generally, what do you write about? Do you find it helpful to get your thoughts out that way, or do you prefer another form of self-expression? I don't actually journal, but you could consider these surveys my "journal." I guess it's kinda why I do them so frequently? Like it lets me get stuff that's going on out, so I find it kinda therapeutic versus keeping all my thoughts jumbled up in my head. Have you ever been somewhere and REALLY didn't like a food that you were expected to eat? How did you deal with this? Are you someone who is likely to suck it up and be polite or refuse and save your taste buds? To start off, I am VERY bad at sucking it up and eating something I don't like. My gag reflex is very strong, and I'm also extremely sensitive to textures I don't like, so my reactions are just very involuntary. I can try to subdue my expression when I dislike something, buuut that's extremely difficult. But anyway, yes, I've been to places where I definitely disliked the food, especially this one occasion where we went to a local Southern cooking restaurant that literally ASSUMED you want the staple foods and sweet tea, none of which I enjoy. While everyone else was eating, I just very awkwardly sat there doing nothing and pretty much panicking over looking rude. Thank god, Ashley's father-in-law noticed and called over the waiter for me to actually order something, the way it should be. I was very thankful but still felt bad. What is one way in which you compare yourself to others? In this comparison, do you regard yourself as better or worse off than the people to whom you usually do the comparing? I am very bad and comparing successes with others, but only in ways that demeans me. Like I look at others and am just like, "Why aren't I there yet?" It always leads to anger and disgust of myself. What is something you’ve been particularly grateful for lately? I've thought a lot lately about how thankful I am to have my mom. She does so very much for me, and I don't think I could absolutely ever repay her in full. I wish I could. She's a damn superhero. What kind of change or opportunity would be the biggest help in your life right now? I was initially going to say getting a job, but thinking about it, getting to my goal weight might be an even greater help. It would help my leg pain, not having to carry as much around, I'm sure my hyperhidrosis wouldn't be as bad (I hope), and it would MASSIVELY affect my happiness. Like I cannot tell you how negatively my weight has damaged my self-esteem, confidence, and peace with myself. Is there one emotion that you experience more often than any other? Is there an emotion you rarely ever experience? I'd say I experience stress more than anything. I'm always thinking of something that's causing a ruckus in my life. A rare emotion for me is uhhhh jealousy, even though I've dealt with it more lately. What is one illness you are afraid of having? Do you know anyone who has faced this illness? The disease that I think scares me more than any is Alzheimer's/dementia. I just... cannot possibly imagine. How do you tend to behave when you’re sick? What kinds of things do you like people to do for you, if anything, to help you feel better? I'm very mopey and tired, and I can be a bit more irritable. I really, really appreciate help with things like chores when I'm not feeling well. When was the last time you did something you were proud of? Were other people proud of you as well? Does it matter to you whether or not other people care about your accomplishments, or is your own satisfaction enough? It's a very small thing, but I weaned down from having two cans of soda a day to just one. Mom is proud of me for it, which I appreciate a lot. Admittedly, it does kinda matter to me that those who know it's a big deal to me see and care about my accomplishments. I'm bad about needing external validation. What is your least favorite thing about the season you’re currently experiencing? Are you okay with most types of weather, or are you only happy under certain conditions? Ugh, the heat. Spring and summer are miserable to me because I veeery much love the chilly weather and no damn humidity. Have you made any changes to your style or “look” lately? How often do you change your appearance, hairstyle, fashion, etc? Or is it a pretty constant thing? No; my style is pretty constant. What was the last thing you felt hopeful about? Do you think there’s a good chance of whatever-it-is working out in your favor, or not so much? Getting a job at the tattoo parlor. I'm fearful that they won't be open to the position I'd like, so I'm trying to not get my hopes up too high. We'll find out in two days. Have you ever “recovered” from anything? What does “recovery” mean or look like to you? Yes, a traumatic breakup. I'd say recovery is just healing as much as possible from something, be it physical or emotional. What are some ways your childhood differed from those of others around you? Do you think this difference was harmful or advantageous in the long run? My dad was an alcoholic, if that qualifies. That definitely isn't a *normal* thing for someone's childhood. I think it was harmful, honestly, especially because I've had more than a few nightmares about my dad drunk. When was the last time you did something out in nature? Do you notice a dip in your mood when you don’t get enough of the Great Outdoors? Oh jeez... Probably not since Sara and I went catfishing with my dad. I wandered around with her some as she ventured for toads, haha. I don't really notice a dip in my mood, just because I'm so used to being indoors. I do prefer getting some time with nature, it's just hard and uncomfortable with how easy I sweat, and my knees sure do cuss me the fuck out in the form of a billion cracks if I walk much (by my standards...). What did you dream about last night? I had two dreams, but I only remember one, in which a giant green tree python was eating me backwards so I was conscious through it all. No hard feelings, I still want one as a pet, haha. They're GORGEOUS snakes and no, absolutely cannot eat you even if it tried its damnedest. What were your childhood dreams? To be a paleontologist, then a vet. What are your dreams now? If we're talking career-wise, to be a nature and wildlife photographer that gets to travel a lot. What are some Halloween costumes you would like to wear in the future? I've mentioned that #1 on my list is Ms. Oogie Boogie, then uhhhh... wow, I'm surprised I'm blanking, because I know there are lots I've thought of. Were you born with hair on your head? Yes. Would you rather have a home birth or hospital birth? I'm not having kids, but holy mother of fuck I'd have my baby at a hospital with a goddamn epidural. I do NOT know how some people can do it naturally, bigass props to them. Do you currently live in the house you grew up in? No. If not, what do you miss about it?^ It was just in general a nice house, the best one we've lived in. We had a pretty big yard too, so lots of room to play around as kids. What’s your favorite type of yogurt? I'm not a big yogurt person, really. What were your high school’s team colors? Red and white. Who were your best friends in high school? Hannia, Girt, Maria, Megan, Dennis, Dakota... What would be the best surprise you could receive right now? A tarantula. *puppy eyes emoji* Were there any subjects in school that were really easy for you? If so, what? English courses were very easy for me, and I was pretty good with science. Did you ever skip a grade or get held back a grade? Not like, a whole grade, but I surpassed Writing I in my last college endeavor and started out in Writing II instead. What’s your favorite rock band? Oh brother, you can't ask me this. Who’s your favorite country singer? I consistently like Tim McGraw a bit. How many drawers does your dresser have? My dresser is unnecessarily big. There's like five or six. Have you ever taken a picture at the perfect moment? Yes. One of my favorite pictures I've taken was at Ashley's gender reveal for Emerson; even she didn't know. When her husband pulled the fog thing and it was pink, her expression was just priceless. Was your first car used or new? I haven't had my first personal car. How did you discover your favorite band? By going through my mom's CDs when I was getting into rock music. Ozzy was the first truly metal and not rock band that I ventured into. What was the last big decision you made? BIG decision... I don't know. Probably dropping out of college. What is your favorite thing to go shopping for? I love window shopping for pets online, haha. What was the last thing you changed your mind about? A political stance. Who was the last friend you saw, and what did you do together? Oh yikes, it's been more than a while... It may have been Girt? In which case we probably watched TV or played board games together. Who tends to show up in your dreams? Do you ever wonder if you appear in anyone else’s dreams? Jason just loves to show up in my dreams more than anyone else. I don't really wonder that, no. What is something you wish you could say to someone who is no longer in your life, or something you wish they could know? I wish I could tell Bryar (Jason's friend I got in a fight with) I misunderstood something he said to me ("martyr" has two different definitions, and I somehow didn't know the modern one at the time) that made me seem like an absolute, attention-seeking bitch. It's so fucking embarrassing to look back on, because I agreed with him because I thought he meant it as I would die for my beliefs, which is true. What worries you most about your future? Whether or not I'll ever be in the physical shape I want to be in again. Or if I'll have a stable job. What is something you do to feel better when you’re scared? Find distractions, like funny YouTube videos. I also engage in deep breathing and grounding methods. What is the strangest book you have ever read? How did you find out about it? Oh my god, in elementary school, we read a book where everything a boy touched turned to chocolate. Weird book. Do you prefer to watch movies or tv alone or with other people? Is there anything you refuse to watch alone? Other people, definitely. I like having someone to talk to and comment on what we're watching. There's nothing I won't watch alone. What was the subject of the last video you watched? It was a let's play.
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other common animals in the US that you maybe didn’t know were non-native and invasive:
starlings (countrywide)
brown mammorated stink bugs (most of the coasts and some of the eastern midwest)
chinese mantis (east coast)
european mantis
cane toads (south florida)
cuban tree frogs (south florida)
rock iguanas and green iguanas (south florida)
feral cats
european hornets
all species of carp
many catfish species
mute swans
lionfish (southern us)
NILE FUCKING CROCODILES??? (i legit did not know this omfg i just looked it up and they, too, are in florida oh my GOD i swear florida is america’s australia [YES i know nile crocodiles are an african species not an australian species, im just making a joooooke])
japanese beetles
european wasp (yep, its your basic-ass, everyday wasp)
earthworms (YEP, IT’S YOUR BASIC-ASS, EVERYDAY WORM)
feral horses
black rats and brown rats
rock pigeons (yep, those bigass pigeons you see in every american city)
american cockroach (it’s called ~american~ but it’s actually african)
#yes some of these names have their place of origin in the name lmao#but most people don't say 'look at that chinese mantis' they prolly just say 'look at that praying mantis'#or more likely#'look at that bigass bug'
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Toad in my yard:
Bigass slug in my yard:
Wheelbug in my yard:
Couple hundred fruit flies suddenly all over the kitchen floor by the back door:
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One time I acquired a fear of frogs through a dream.
I was like ten or eleven and I was sleeping, as you do, and I dreamed I was on a road trip with my family. I was crammed in the backseat of my Dad’s car. Every so often, this bigass toad with some kinda googly eyes that freaked me the fuck out would pop up and vibrate in my direction. He’d wave his floppy little toad legs and try and get at me. This dude could teleport or something. I kept shouting like, “HEY THIS FROG IS GONNA GET ME”
And do you know what my dream representation of my mom did?
She picked that motherfucker up and started slapping me with it. She slapped me with a toad. Repeatedly.
I do not know what this says about my psyche, but I have not trusted a frog since that day and I never will. Those boys can stay 20,000 feet away from me, thank you.
#lee babbles for a bit#frogs#i say this with all respect to those of you who love them#but we cant all have normal fears
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Koyamae: How is it my first fish is a tiny minnow and you just casually catch a bigass toad??
Atlantic: Angler trait babey !!!!
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WIP of “Ophelia and the Toad”
The idea was inspired by @kittrexdraws and her encounter of a bigass toad in her yard.
Drawn using Photoshop CC and a Huion Kamvas GT-191 HD
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