#joanne sucks and continuing to support her work is unethical no matter the circumstance

[thepringlesofblood]

yknow how i know i've curated my dashboard well?

i didn’t see a single ‘happy birthday harry potter’ post today

that said, happy birthday neville longbottom, no one fuckin remembers that you have the same birthday even though it’s a serious plot point but you legit pulled the fuckin boy savior christ allegory’s sorry butt out of the fire a whole bunch of times, helped start a whole ass revolution of students against the broken institution that raised you at the ripe age of 16, and i forgive you for killing a snake bc that snake had a bit of wizard nazi soul in it so she couldn’t be saved and it had to be done and you fuckin did it great with a cool bigass sword, harry shouldve named his son neville trevor potter bc you cooler than dumbledore and snape combined and they stop mentioning your toad after like book 2 to replace it with that dumbass cactus* and trevor deserved better