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@capnhanbers been thinking about Catsup lately and actually trying to figure out markings/coat type and I’m genuinely so conflicted.
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Kalosian Emmet ideas are very entertaining rn, keep them coming ahah!!
#submas#subway boss emmet#pokemon emmet#Submas emmet#Pokemon#Pokemon legends#Pokemon Legends ZA#Kalos#Pokemon XY#Silly#I like the HC of submas being able to speak many languages but this was too funny to pass ahaha#Jun's comics#Movie reference#Meme#Mr. Bean's Holiday#Chamsin#Emmet got a lumiose galette there#Never had a galette so not sure how they're usually consumed but lumiose ones look the size of thick cookies!
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there is no guarantee the trinkets are not cursed. choose at your own risk. reblog to keep the trinket shop traveling.
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the four horsemen of the apocalypse (wherein you say something interestingly sus)
#ace attorney#dgs#dai gyakuten saiban#the great ace attorney#the great ace attorney chronicles#herlock sholmes#kazuma asogi#miles edgeworth#klavier gavin#narumitsu#wrightworth#klapollo#asoryuu#homumiko#i think about this a lot#especially the one with herlock-#like the first time i encountered it in the game i was absolutely baffled#the woman was too stunned to speak#and then they started playing that epic music during sholmes' logic and reasoning spectacular segment#cool beans cool cool cool#i'm very normal about them
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"so what do you want me to do?"
#this love doesn't have long beans#love no long beans#oabplawan#oab x plawan#sailubpon#love no long beans ep8#sailub hemmawich#pon thanapon#thai bl#bl drama#the!!!!!! lifting!!!!!!!!!!#extremely important!!!!!!!!!#going insane as we speak
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I am thinking about a character coming home late. I am thinking about their friends being worried, relieved beyond belief to see them again (because the last time they disappeared…it was bad). The character doesn’t want to talk about where they’ve been, and that’s fine, but their friends just want to know they’re not hurt -
And at that the character snaps at them, violently pushing them away and running to hide in the nearest room with locking door. They’re fine, they just need space - because they are hurt (it’s bad) but they don’t want to worry their friends, they want to be able to take care of themself.
(It wasn’t supposed to happen again.)
#whump#whump prompt#angst#hidden injury#protectiveness#implied past trauma#implied past kidnapping#implied violence#implied recapture#maybe. depends on what you want!#beans speaks#it’s hard to post whumpy thoughts I have bc words are so difficult when I’m just. rotisserie chickening the scenarios
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I know we’re all just clowning here on tumblr dot com but I do think the perception of Morgott as like, ultra-religious and sort of blindly following the Golden Order despite their hatred of Omens is a really contextless reading of his situation.
If we read the description of his great rune it says:
That the Omen King was born of the golden lineage, and that he was indeed the Lord of Leyndell.
Morgott was the rightful ruler of Leyndell, Omen or not that was his golden city full of people who would revile him if they knew of his true origin.
I think his motives are less someone who’s tricked themselves into believing in something that hates him and more someone who’s wanted a place where he belongs for so long that now that there’s finally a place that he provably has a right to he’s never leaving.
Morgott isn’t deluded about what the Golden Order is or he’d never have invented the Veiled Monarch. Even the lines about his becoming the Erdtree’s protector don’t really indicate he had a particularly faith-based reason for doing so, but rather that he found that he came to love the Erdtree despite not knowing love.
Morgott is the gothic heroine who just inherited a big cursed estate but he wants a place that’s his own so bad he moves into the haunted house anyway and starts loving the architecture despite it being full of ghosts that hate him.
Morgott who led the Night’s Cavalry to hunt Tarnished, and beat the shit out of Rahdan, and launched the Seige of Mt. Gelmir and prosecuted the bloodiest and most costly war in the Shattering is not a guy who is getting his blind fundamentalist on, he’s a guy who’s decided that he’ll pile up a mountain of corpses before he lets anyone take away or threaten his place and is willing to be extremely proactive about defending it.
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And see the thing is, I think there’s even more nuance to it than just Morgott finally having a scrap of something to call his own and being willing to defend it with all his might!
In hindsight, I actually think Morgott had a better idea than anyone what the Tarnished would eventually have to do to get to the Elden Throne.
His dialogue as he’s dying makes it clear he’s known about the thorns blocking the way into the Elden Throne and been considering every way anyone might get through them.
In his dialogue as Margit in Stormveil, he says very specifically “the flame of ambition” and speaks of snuffing that flame.
I think Morgott realized that the only way a Tarnished could get into the Elden Throne would be to burn the Erdtree, and not only has he come to love this fixture of the haunted house he chooses to live in, but he knows that burning the Erdtree would destroy the place he calls his own.
Is it any wonder he’s so proactively trying to stop any Tarnished from even approaching Leyndell in the first place, when in his eyes it wouldn’t be unreasonable to view a sufficiently powerful Tarnished as a direct threat to the piece of the Lands Between that he’s carved out for himself?
#morgott the omen king#morgott the grace given#elden ring#elden ring morgott#he truly is godfrey’s son#i love to make him sad and tortured as much as anyone#but i don’t think extremely bloody siege warfare is smol bean behavior#so to speak#this guy crawled out of a sewer to pursue high level geopolitics and military campaigning ok?#he came out of the shunning grounds got his great runes at some point#and was like I’m Going To Run This City State Like The Navy#and then he did!
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While I’m posting ooc and art things, have this Asexual meme I made. My flavor of Ace is Aegosexual which what this represents ✨ The more you know 🌈⭐️
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So I'm getting top surgery (revisions) on the 15th. I'm still unemployed so I'd appreciate if anyone could toss me a few bucks so I can get misc. essentials (food and transit).
paypal.me/portmanteu
Venmo @Jerrie-Martinez
Cashapp $JDMara
Gonna set my goal a bit lower than my last surgery:
662/1000$
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How I feel about this and next week's dungeon meshi episodes
I'm already seeing people going at it and it's gonna get SO much worse next week when The Fight™ happens. I am so tired. I just wanna stare at my and marcille's hot dragon chicken wife. Is that too much to ask?
#dungeon meshi#falin touden#toshiro nakamoto#part of me is like eh whatever at a man getting the same treatment for getting 'in the way' of a wlw ship#that girls always get for 'threatening' an mlm ship#but at the same time HE'S NOT EVEN GETTING IN THE WAY OF ANYTHING?? BFFR RN THAT MAN IS NOT A THREAT TO FARCILLE let us all calm down#also i think the conflict between laios and toshiro is one of the best written conflicts where you understand both parties#and neither is fully in the wrong or right. and both of their experiences describe something marginalized people irl can deeply relate to#(autistic trauma on one hand and wheathering microagressions without speaking up bcs you don't want to Make A Scene on the other)#and i am NOT looking forward to seeing ppl flatten it into 'shuro's evil laios good bean' LET MY DUDES HAVE NUANCE
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thinking about pokemon again and I'll never forgive them for getting rid of Lapras' fangs to make it look more cute and friendly or whatever
#leafie speaks#nintendo said lapras is a gentle bean that understands human speech NO TEETH FOR YOU#good luck eating fish now nerd#lapras is one of my favorites too so it makes me double mad#*angry barking*#pokemon
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I return from the grave with more art for @capnhanbers because ohhhh my gosh.
Finally. FINALLY came out of my cave and caught up with JOAT and was compelled to draw more Hot Naya Rights. Like we all KNEW the dress was a hit. Please enjoy these two I love them.
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Read "Suki, Alone". Liked it in general. But can they please, please hire someone who knows both the show's actual events and how to follow through on a character arc? Because guys. Guys. That comic is not implying about Suki what they meant it to be implying, and all because of literally one line.
So like. From a writer's standpoint:
What they meant to do: show Suki as a community-oriented person who cares for her people, and believes in everyone succeeding together.
As opposed to (spoilers): the thief girl they set her up in contrast with, who's pretty upfront and consistent on primarily looking out for herself. She betrays Suki for one (1) corn chip to improve her own life at the prison, no surprise.
But the problem is: they give Suki an inspirational line to the effect of "we're all working together and we'll all break out together"
You know
The thing she does not do in the show
So if both the show and this comic are canon, then instead of setting up a compare/contrast with the thief girl, they've just set up a comparison. One were Suki is arguably worse, because she's been leading a significant number of prisoners on with her "we'll all fight and win our freedom together!" business, only to straight up cut them out of the escape loop and abandon them, whereas the thief is only leading Suki on in the sense that Suki keeps telling her what it's morally correct to think and confuses snide replies with agreement
My dudes. My fellow writers. You people actually being paid for this. There were so many ways to fix those awful implications against our girl's character, the simplest of which would be to not include that line. Or they could have, you know, made it canon compliant with what actually happens in the show, so that this comic doesn't set Suki up as a betrayer instead of a community builder. Like... just send all her good prison buddies off to other prisons in the wake of the warden finding out they're colluding. Have it timed to be right before the next new prisoners arrive, thus setting it immediately before the Boiling Rock episodes, so Suki didn't have anyone left in the prison she'd want to take with her on a breakout. For bonus points, include a page or two of her and her Kyoshi warriors opening up the cell of one of her prison friends post-war, thus implying she's tracking down and actually fulfilling her promises. Maybe even show her doing the same with thief girl, who was established as being imprisoned on false charges anyway, and also showing that Suki is A) the bigger person, and B) willing to acknowledge her own role in mistakes (because I cannot emphasize enough how much thief girl was not hiding her own priorities, and it was Suki who approached HER with all this, not the girl ever doing anything special to weasel her way in) (this would also open up an opportunity for paralleling Suki's earlier in-comic mistake of not listening to one of her friend's very valid thoughts and feeling, which lead to the girl leaving their island alone pre-canon; a "seeing people as they are, not what you want them to be" moment)
Anyway yeah enjoyable enough for a quick read but another one for the "this can't be canon or the characters are So Much Worse than they were in the actual show" pile
At least Aang didn't promise to murder anyone in this one
#I also have minor critiques like#Why are all the guards drawn as short and noodly-armed as Sokka pretending to be a guard#Why are the guards the only ones allowed to have funny lines#Did anyone consider using a lack of dialogue in some panels to establish mood and let the visuals speak for themselves (no they did not)#Why is Azula villain monologuing for so long at the start#She does like her villain lines but in the show they're short#And generally aimed at fresh opponents#Not last week's old news#I kept wondering why Azula was even there instead of generic lackeys especially since she had to have been dealing with the conquest of#Ba Sing Se around then. big This Could Have Been An Email vibes#Also as a gardener#HOW FAST WERE THOSE PRISON PLANTS GOING TO SEED AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME#Apparently they needed minimal (almost no?) light and tiny cracks of space and were nutritious and tasted good raw and grew so fast they#Could substantially affect the diets of multiple prisoners within a short time span?#I WANT THEM IN MY INDOOR SETUP ASAP#Screw lettuce I want Suki's Magic Beans#avatar the last airbender#atla#Suki#There continue to be no comics in Ba Sing Se but this was a better attempt than some#Suki Alone
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do dan and phil know they’re winning the RPF tournament against Jesus x Judas? i feel like someone should tell them.
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ladies and gentlemen we should make out
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Netflix Mail Day!
I'm still making a card for every petition comment, and I just want to say how lovely it is to read about the joy this show brings and how much it means to everyone. I appreciate every one of you still making art, still writing, still creating, and still screaming to get our beloved show renewed. You are all amazing and I'm so glad to be part of this fandom ❤️
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#dead boy detectives#dbda#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#i see so many of you shouting on twitter and you are truly the fandoms strongest soldiers#i do my best but twitter is a lot for this introverted bean#bless you all for getting the tag trending and commenting on articles and posts all the time#kudos to my fellow letter writers- i feel very old man yells at clouds but also the thought of the Netflix Intern opening these sparks joy#i think this is the most i've written since university (RIP my wrist)#lou speaks#dbda letter project
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