#a Nintendo switch

[eepymonstrr]

baby i’m a scientist and touring musician

[moristyle]

me: yeah, I have plans

the plans:

(as described below in the tags)

[retrogamingblog2]

Why did Game Freak remove this feature?

[impillian]

white woman blast

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[dynamotoon]

Legend of Link: Echoes of these Hands.

[hollandwhore]

concernedape thank you for continuing to love and work hard on your game!

[console-pokeballs-rupees]

"Memories" by tele.telo on Instagram

[furiousdinosaurdestiny]

Usually it’s video games instead of music but this is pretty much accurate hehe

[stupjam]

the switch successor will be as powerful as 2 switches duct-taped together

[pokemontrainerkenn]

Everybody say hi to Blockbuster the Shiny Forretress, cause she's a very good girl who hasn't exploded in weeks! So she's enjoying a day at the beach! ❤️

[traumarina]

Marina Ida, and I mean this in the most loving way, is the worst dancer of all idols. She's just submerged in her autistic trance and I respect her for that.

[paulthebukkit]

one of the best lines in ttyd imo

[retrogamingblog2]

[nintendoduo]

Nintendo Announces That The Switch's Successor Will Be The Wii U Again

Putting an end to months of intense anticipation and speculation, Nintendo announced today that the Nintendo Switch's successor console will have the exact same name as its predecessor, the Nintendo Wii U. It will also have the exact same technical specs and game library, and Nintendo projects the exact same lackluster sales.

In a press conference at the company's Kyoto headquarters, senior executive officer Yoshiaki Koizumi explained the reasoning behind the move: "We decided to release Wii U again because it's pretty good. It rules, actually. I love it."

Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa further elaborated: "Nintendo Land was my shit. Game & Wario was so underrated. So was Kirby and the Rainbow Curse. So was Star Fox Zero. So was Animal Crossing amiibo Festival. So was Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric." Furukawa went on to list every single Wii U exclusive game over the next minute and a half, as Koizumi cheered and applauded.

Also present at the press conference was legendary developer Shigeru Miyamoto, who mostly talked about how much he misses Miiverse. "I'm so nostalgic for Miiverse. When I look back on my life, I realize that without exception, my most cherished memories and friendships all happened within Miiverse. In fact, it was in the Meme Run community that I met my current wife and children."

"Splatoon 1 is the best Splatoon," Furukawa continued. "Mario Maker 1 is the best Mario Maker. Hyrule Warriors 1 is the best Hyrule Warriors. Mario Kart 8 non-Deluxe is the best Mario Kart 8."

"Yooooo, the battle mode with the racing tracks was so much fun!!!" Koizumi exclaimed, as Miyamoto vigorously nodded in agreement. "Underrated," Furukawa repeated. "So underrated."

The press conference concluded with all three agreeing that the Nintendo Switch "sucks" and "ain't shit," deciding on the spot that they would deactivate its online servers in order to reconnect the Wii U ones as soon as possible. "If you like Switch better, I'm very sorry, but it's inferior and we're shutting it down."

"I'm not sorry," Miyamoto said, addressing Nintendo Switch fans directly. "Fuck you. I wish I could shut you down, too."