#a Christmas heist

[reguluslovesspelunking]

rumor has it that james potter is currently in brazil in a green and red house living on orange muffins

[incorrectwolfstar]

sirius: so what did you get me for christmas

remus: nothing

sirius: .

remus: my presence is a gift by itself

[candymoth-art]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY HERE’S YOUR DARKIPOO AS A GIFT FROM ME TO YOU!!

Thank you for all the interest in the polls it was very fun!!

[fangirltothefullest]

How many AUs have you made? Any and all fandoms, if you had to count them. And also, what was the first AU you ever made?

If I went down the list of AUs for EVERY fandom I have ever been in it's going to turn into this:

I have WAY too many, I have ADHD, and if I invent an au for one fandom it's been reused in EVERY fandom I've been in....

[gael-garcia]

On Christmas eve of 1985, more than 140 ancient Mesoamerican artifacts were stolen from the National Museum of Anthropology in Mexico City

MUSEO (2018, Alonso Ruizpalacios)

[alaroweq]

realized something. Actor Mark pt. 3 (Christmas edition)

[otrtbs]

Okay, we all know ahb! James and Regulus did not get a Brazil house Christmas together, but the holidays are coming up and I've been thinking a lot about what a Brazil house Christmas would look like and I thought I would share some thoughts because I love Christmas dearly.

James would insist that everyone come to Brazil to see them during the first Christmas and even though it's summertime there, he's committed to the traditional winter aesthetic!

James cuts up a bunch of oranges and dehydrates them in the oven and Regulus sews all the dehydrated oranges together with twine to make garland to decorate the house (they both sit in the kitchen together and work silently side-by-side just happy to be together in their house) (photo for reference ⤵️)

Barty and Evan get there a week before everyone else and are absolute menaces (what's new?) They somehow manage to break the star at the top of the Christmas tree and they are petrified to tell James because James Potter takes Christmas the most seriously™️ like they would rather tell Regulus, seriously, before they had to tell James they broke his precious tree

Unbeknownst to them, Regulus and James bought a spare star just for that reason, but Barty and Evan scour the town anyway to find 'the best star in the world' to make it up to them. They come back with a glass star that has a picture of Regulus' face taped to it and James loves it so much he nearly cries. Regulus hates it. So much. But he'll let James have this one.

Marlene and Dorcas arrive a day early to surprise everyone and after Barty is done admonishing Marlene for missing their weekly phone call the week before, Marlene takes James into the kitchen to catch up.

James pours the wine while he (futilely) attempts to explain why it's fancy and what notes of fruitiness and hints of vanilla it has (he's trying to learn about wine from Regulus, but it's still not going too well) and Marlene complains about the sweltering heat because James has had the oven on all day dehydrating oranges and claims next Christmas should be spent at Sirius' and Remus' flat where it's actually winter and James protests because his house is 'literally the Christmas house.'

Dorcas helps Regulus string up the last minute orange garlands while they talk about Italy and all the Basilica's Marlene and Dorcas have been too

Lily and Mary arrive next with a million presents for everyone all meticulously wrapped and decorated and Barty and Evan lose their minds because neither of them have seen so many presents before (they immediately start shaking all the boxes as they try to guess what's inside)

When Sirius and Remus arrive, Sirius takes great offence to the Regulus star at the top of the tree and employs Mary and Lily on a secret mission to print a photo of himself and tape his face to the star as well in the middle of the night when everyone else is asleep (it's a big success and in the morning everyone has a good laugh looking at Regulus' and Sirius' faces on the star side by side) Regulus hates the star a little less now

Sirius and Remus bring their dog with them and Barty and Evan delight in chasing the dog around the house everywhere until Regulus banishes all three of them (Barty, Evan, and the dog) to the beach to play around.

Lily makes the best chelsea buns in the world for breakfast with her secret recipe and the house smells delightful all day

On Christmas Eve Regulus can't sleep and he comes down the stairs to find Sirius sitting on the bottom step, his face lit by the fairy lights (James insists they keep on throughout the night)

They have a long conversation about their lives and how they have the family they've always wanted. They talk about how grateful they are to be together and this Christmas Eve they both feel a little bit like children again, but it's not sad this time. It's nice.

When Sirius eventually goes to bed, Regulus goes to sit by the Christmas tree that's all lit up and he stares out the open window at the dark night. The house is silent because everyone else is asleep except James, who comes down to check on him once he realises Regulus isn't in bed.

Regulus points out the angel ornament that has a picture of James as a baby for the face and quietly whispers that that ornament is his favourite. James smiles because his mum sent him that ornament so he could have a piece of home with him.

There is mistletoe everywhere thanks to James who is obsessed with it. He's always trying to 'trick' Regulus into standing in places so he can kiss him under the mistletoe (Regulus knows exactly where every single piece of mistletoe is hung and will occasionally,,,, as casually as possible,,, stand underneath some and wait for James to notice)

The entire house is filled with love and light and laughter and sheer chaos and Christmas turns into a weeks long celebration that bleeds into New Years because everyone just loves being all together

They do all agree to spend next Christmas at Remus' and Sirius' though and James is only convinced by the idea of snow.

Dorcas would play the piano while Marlene and Barty sing the most off-key (very drunk) version of 'Baby It's Cold Outside'

Mary sings 'Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas' and nearly brings everyone to tears

Sirius sings 'All I want for Christmas is You' and tries his very hardest to hit the high notes (it's actually impressive)

Remus is the bartender during this Christmas karaoke sing-along night and it's thanks to his heavy-handed pours that anyone is brave enough to sing anything at all

Everyone joins in to sing 'Wonderful Christmastime' except no one can get the lyrics right/at the same time so it's more a mess of chaotic laughter and jumbled lyrics with 'ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong' thrown in very loudly (Regulus actually mumbles under his breath much to James' delight and regards the scene very very fondly)

Outside, the sunflowers in the garden are growing so tall they could practically touch the sky.

[arechanga]

It's the Great Christmas Heist!

Detective Puig received a calling card from Cometa targeting Christmas Itself! What could this mean? Whatever it is, the Yoalco Police Force is ready! Or are they...?

[apricusapollo]

golden days of yore (inspired by art heist baby by @otrtbs) is finally out!!!

[unluckyslotmachine]

James Potter would blast Mistletoe by Justin Bieber on a loop through the dorm the second it hits December 1st and sing it loudly to Regulus

[airu27-rkgk]

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[fishshhh]

We have our own dnd christmas episode! There were people turned into geese, magic golden eggs and waterfall made of gold coins!

[fiercethebanditart]

It's her favorite week..

[tinyreviews]

This has macho, 80s retro vibes. I can see this expanded into a TV series, giving more life into the side characters(those who died/got cast aside).

Interestingly, the director, Michael Mann, started from TV, and went on to write and direct the critically acclaimed crime movie, Heat.

Thief is a 1981 American neo-noir heist action thriller film directed and written by Michael Mann in his feature film debut and starring James Caan and Tuesday Weld, with James Belushi, Robert Prosky, Dennis Farina, and Willie Nelson. The screenplay is inspired by the book The Home Invaders: Confessions of a Cat Burglar, a memoir by former cat burglar Frank Hohimer.

[bananafishiguro]

i’m like 3 days too late but here is my married kagehina christmas hc no one asked for

christmas tradition in the kagehina household: they take tape and fully divide the house in half and each of them is responsible for decorating one side of the house and then they have a panel of judges (kenma, yachi, suga, and tsukki) come judge which side is better. interior and exterior. the house looks fucking insane and it becomes a legend in the neighborhood. and for MONTHS leading up to christmas kageyama and hinata are secretly planning and plotting themes and making pinterest boards and every year it just escalates way over the top each trying to one up the other one. the loser has to do the christmas dinner dishes

[schlock-luster-video]

On December 16, 1988, Die Hard debuted in Mexico and Portugal.

Here's some new Bruce Willis art!