#a Christmas heist

[letthemusicmoveyou28]

All These Lights

❄️ A 2024 Advent Fic by LetTheMusicMoveYou / @letthemusicmoveyou28

Rating: Explicit (30k)

“As you know, every year Syco Industries throws the Holiday bash of the year. Their annual Christmas Eve charity ball, held in the building’s lobby.”

Louis arches a brow. “Robbing a Christmas charity? That’s your brilliant idea? That’s a little low don’t you think?”

Niall snorts. “The only charity that money is going to is in Simon Cowell’s pocket and we both know it.”

He’s not exactly wrong.

“Alright sure, but I’m pretty sure Santa still frowns upon stealing.”

Niall just grins.

“Being on the nice-list is vastly overrated anyway.”

(Or a holiday heist featuring a rag-tag team of lovable criminals, a pair of exes who hate each other except for when they don’t, and a lot of festive chaos along the way).

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☃️ Now Complete! 🎁

[thesassypadawan]

The Only Gift (James x FemReader) *Blurb*

Summary:  He knows it cheesy, that almost everyone says and does the same thing for Christmas.  But he can’t help it…you’re the only thing he wants this year, for the rest of his life.

Warnings: 18+ (mdni), because there’s sooo much of the fluff with a bit of the smut.  Oral (reader receiving), mushiness, and… James’ skilled tongue.

Notes:  Happy Holidays, lovelies!  Welcome to track five of my special holiday mix, The Only Gift! ❤️💚

- Spread out like a snow angel over his sheets.   “Su-sure…mmh.”  Thighs tremble as his inked hands knead, squeeze.  Pillowy flesh spilling out from between the gaps of his calloused fingers.  “You sure th-this is the only…mew.”  Cunny quivering as his tongue skillfully, slowly works its magic.  Drawing out yet another small orgasm from your exhausted body.   “Only gift you wa-wanted, Jamie?”

- Licking a long stripe up your soaked slit, he peeks over the swell of your pert mound.  Raven locks tousled and sticking in every possible direction.  Those blue eyes blown wide with that intense, fiery spark you adore so much dancing in their depths.

- “Mmmh, yeah,” he drawls in that deep, silken voice.  Nose nudging, teasing your sensitive bud.  Teeth grazing and nipping, tugging gently at your velvety lips.  Causing a soft, tired mewl to bubble up from your throat.  Gummy walls to flutter, clench weakly in response.

- Prodding and circling, dipping briefly into your warmth.  Collecting more of your wetness; grunting, savoring the taste that was uniquely yours .  “Only gift I ever wanted…”  All the while slick covered digits glisten in the flickering candlelight.  Feeling and reaching, seeking out.  “Ever needed…”

- Finding, tangling with your delicate ones.  Messy arousal and release coating, sticking to your skin.  Gluing your palms together in an oddly romantic way.  Thumb spinning, brushing across the flattened nut.  “Was someone so sweet…” 

- Hot breath fans, ghosts over your swollen folds.  Goosebumps blossom, butterflies flitter in your stomach.  As his lips press a loving, tender kiss to them.  “Perfect, lil thing…” 

- With a low groan, James props himself up.  Hovers inches above.  Larger form engulfing, swallowing up yours.  Smile pulling at the corners of his mouth.  Gaze locked on that tiny, sliver of reshaped steel shining wrapped snuggly around your heart finger.  “Just like you.”

- Leaning down, he buries his face into the side of your neck.  Deeply breathing in your scent, nuzzling at the hickey riddled flesh.  “Merry Christmas, darlin’…”  Letting his full weight rest on, heat encompass and seep through your bones.  Heart beating in perfect harmony with yours.  “Made me the luckiest man by sayin’ ‘yes’…”

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[moossings]

happy holidays! ✨

[thepettieststar]

Made a ginger bread house with red and green shutters

[incorrectwolfstar]

sirius: so what did you get me for christmas

remus: nothing

sirius: .

remus: my presence is a gift by itself

[candymoth-art]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY HERE’S YOUR DARKIPOO AS A GIFT FROM ME TO YOU!!

Thank you for all the interest in the polls it was very fun!!

[sketchingwithlyn]

It's officially the first day of fall!!!... You know what that means:

My official guide to my favorite Fall/ Halloween movies and shows!

Brooklyn 99 (Halloween heists!!!):

Season 1 episode 6

Season 2 episode 4

Season 3 episode 5

Season 4 episode 5

Season 5 episode 4

Season 6 episode 16

Season 7 episode 11

Season 8 episodes 9 and 10

Gravity Falls: (Iconic/ my fav of all time! Love the triangle guy who sees with one eye!)

Over the Garden Wall: (The perfect fall/ spooky show. Made it a yearly tradition to rewatch it!)

A Series of Unfortunate Events: (Very underrated!!! Lots of mystery and scheming.)

Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated: (The best Scooby Doo show!🥳)

The Owl House: (Iconic/ done dirty by the big rat Disney)

The X-Files: (Makes you question reality)

The Twilight Zone: (Makes you question reality x100)

The Nightmare Before Christmas: (A classic!)

Coraline: (Perfect for Halloween!)

Let me know what your favorite Fall or Halloween movies and shows are!

[alaroweq]

realized something. Actor Mark pt. 3 (Christmas edition)

[madisongilmore17]

I have no one to talk to about this…

Merry Christmas Eve btw

[fiercethebanditart]

Just a week away!

[mrbingley]

i'm working on a ttrpg for my family for christmas (mom and two siblings) when they visit. the gist of it is: santa letter heist. all santa letters with no return and no deliverable address are sent to the mail recovery center in atlanta, georgia (this is true (there will be more true things: fun lil info about the postal service incorporated in just b/c i have always been a lil fascinated with it)). every year elves have to break in and steal all the santa letters so santa can read them.

one postal worker is convinced elves are stealing their mail but no one believes them (very crocker from fairy god parents). yr after yr this sole worker has added to the security of the facility in hopes of catching the elves. there will be fun traps. one room will be a maze of lasers that the players only have five seconds to look at before they have to pick a spot/path to start on (which may or may not be a dead end) and a laser that moves across the room will make them have to keep going.

there will be an NPC “elf” who joins the players on this heist. but they’re actually a leprechaun. they wear all green instead of the festive christmas red/green elves typically wear. they dyed their ginger hair white and the tips of their fingers are white (but, oh, that’s just snow or sugar powder!). they agreed to help the postal worker take down the elves in exchange for all the gold that was in any of the letters/packages sent here.

once the players get to the final room where the letters are stored, the leprechaun books it for the pile of gold—not the santa letters—and alerts the postal worker who is hiding in a fake bag of letters. boss fight ensues.

i haven’t come up with the mechanics yet but they’ll be simple. one of the elf abilities will def be “giving spirit” where they can compel someone to give them something with the power of the gift giving spirit of christmas (can only use this once and still have to roll for it).

my twin already pitched her elf character. who doesn’t live in the north pole anymore and lives in arizona like a cowboy. when they lived in the north pole they were the one who wrangled and taught the reindeer (they loved cowboys from a young age and no one believed in their ability to be a cowboy so they had to teach themselves how to be one with the reindeer). they wear regular cowboy boots but because they’re a tiny elf the cowboy boots look like thigh high boots on them. the reindeer are def the players getaway vehicle. i'll think of other ways to incorporate my twin's elf's backstory into the mechanics and plot.

i'll be making illustrations of their elves. maps. item cards or scenes that would be fun to see. possibly some sort of tangible, physical mechanic (like the popularity/high society meter in the court of fey and flowers (maybe a nice vs naughty meter; and elves intrinsically mustn't drop into naughty or it hurts / maddens / mutates them?)).

anyway. i’m excited to dig into a project like this that can consume my attention for the next couple months. i'm doing this because 1) it's fun to make and run campaigns 2) i'm too dang poor to buy anyone christmas gifts this year 3) i want to make a one shot that is fun and polished enough that i can publish online.

[arechanga]

It's the Great Christmas Heist!

Detective Puig received a calling card from Cometa targeting Christmas Itself! What could this mean? Whatever it is, the Yoalco Police Force is ready! Or are they...?

[apricusapollo]

golden days of yore (inspired by art heist baby by @otrtbs) is finally out!!!

[hottestsantatournament]

ROUND ONE

MATCHUP:

Life and Adventures Of Santa (Jim Cummings) VS. The Heist Before Christmas (Timothy Spall)

[ardienothesieno]

AND IT'S LIKE I WAS NEVER THERE.

[englishmagic]

Been in the group chat for my class reunion for like. A month. My first contribution was tonight and I’m suggesting we drop the idea of going for Thai food, and instead break into our old teacher’s house.