#a 'saint'

[snow-hart-a]

Michael has a wonderful sense of humor if you can get him to show it. Upon hearing that human police have made him their patron saint [which he honestly thinks is a joke in and of itself] he promptly adds the song 'Daddy Cop' from the Rookie to his musical repertoire

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[fizzie]

[willigula]

Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey. Photograph by Daniel Ibanez, 2024

[allthingseurope]

Mont Saint-Michel, France by Allyson Beaucourt 

[cy-lindric]

Sancte Michael Memento Mei Ante Deum

Horae ad usum Trecensem dites Heures de Michel Berthier, 1415-1420

[polarsirens]

Blimey.

[notherpuppet]

Buckshot: Part 1 of 4

Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

[fashiondreamer8]

Who are the Top 10 Fashion Designers?

Giorgio Armani

Coco Chanel

Yves Saint Laurent

Ralph Lauren

Rada Krivokapić Radonjić

Christian Dior

Roberto Cavalli

Karl Lagerfeld

Giovanni Versace

Valentino Garavani

[fagueroth-faeth]

and what if i cry?? what then?

RICK PERRY THE GENIUS YOU ARE

[zombilenium]

"Cliffhanger"

Abandoned villa, Chemin du Raidillon, Saint-Pierre-en-Port, France

[vietsoul]

Francois Sagat & Tyler Saint Shacked Up, 2007 - Titan Men, dir. Brian Mills

[st-dionysus]

Bitch we're ALL the problematic transsexual you were warned about via call out posts and news articles. Do not betray your siblings in the struggle, we are all next.

[balkanparamo]

Will St. John (American, b. 1980) "Hari in Profile"

[habken]

bkdk walking their dogs :')

[cy-lindric]

His Majesty's little meow meows (from La Dame de Monsoreau)