#Zorgons

[inveriiy]

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[romulanslutempire]

Have you ever seen eyes that are both dead and hungry at the same time? To them, humans are just walking feed bags of flesh and bone and jelly. The Gorn trigger a primitive, ancient, terror in warm-blooded species. We are prey. And when they hunt, they're unrelenting. The truth is plenty of people have seen the Gorn. They just don't live long enough to talk about it. 🦎

[mfolonko]

Some stickers I made of my orginal characters!

[majachee]

did you say….a power rangers x td au?

IVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE ONE BUT HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO THANK YOUUUUUUUUUU I owe my life to you power rangers was the shit

please yap about it I’m begging

IT CAME TO ME IN A VISION EARLY ONE MORNING, AND IT HASN'T LEFT MY BRAIN.

I am writing a fic about it, though it isn't my number 1 priority wip atm cuz its just smth silly and self-indulgent, but because I now know there's someone out there REALLY DIGGING THIS IDEA, it'll be moved up on my list by a few notches lol

This AU is heavily focused on comedy and action, so rather than assigning TD characters to PR roles that they'd actually fit, I went with what would be REALLY FUNNY to write about.

So the Rangers consist of Harold (red), Duncan (Black), Noah (blue), Courtney (yellow), and Heather (pink).

These guys were assigned to work on a lab/project for their science class, specifically on the effects of pollution, littering, and climate change. No take-backsies, they're stuck with eachother and 4/5 of these guys don't want to fail... 4/5 of these guys are also assholes.

After some healthy doses of bitching, they agree to meet up and study an abandoned rig. But GASP! They get attacked by some guys... made of putty? Damn dude that's CRAAAAAAZYYY

... this is specifically based on the MMPR tv show, and I'm very tempted to draw the putty monsters exactly like how their costumes look in the show (silver fullbody suits with seams visible and monster claws/masks.) Listen, the putty monster costumes bring me A LOT OF JOY, I genuinely love this show dO NOT @ ME (unless its for mmpr fanart... please @ me...)

Anyways, these assholes fumble through the fight: Harold shows off the skills he learned at Defensive Steve's Defense Class, Noah gets thrown off a small cliff because he weighs less than a paper weight, Courtney feels the exciting rush of bloodlust for the first time... Normal stuff, really!

Of course, this ends up with all 5 of them being summoned (lazer kidnapped) to Power Rangers Headquarters! And it's revealed that Zorgon's role was taken by Chris McClean I'm SORRY. Look, it's funny. He has the same personality he does in canon, but instead of running a reality TV show centered around teens, he has to babysit a small group of teens who hate eachother. This will be really funny in execution, I promise.

Some of the kiddos have a few words to say about the Dinozords... cuz half of them aren't even dinosaurs. Also, they do NOT like the idea of being forced to work together on a color-coded superhero team of all things!

Drama Bot is Alpha, it focuses on the team's publicity ratings.

Rita Repulsa? Meet Blainely McBlamey!! SELF EXPLANATORY!!

I love Rita Repulsa, so Blainely fans consider this a very high honor.

The Green Ranger is Alejandro.

I plan on having the AU mostly focus on campy episodic adventures with some character development sprinkled in, and having the more important PR plots be... well... important and more thoroughly executed, if I ever get around to it.

As for the main gang themselves?

Harold is quite stoked and honored about being a superhero, and quickly ends up being the team leader and team morale – due to his smarts, and quick-to-forgive personality. He doesn't take shit from anyone, but he also won't hold grudges, especially on the battlefield... Though he does have a slight problem with going on long tangents about certain factoids (same...)

He has a vast array of skills and knowledge at his disposable... It all depends on how/when he uses said skills lmao. So far he's probably the least developed one in this AU, right next to Duncan. That'll change when I write more of them.

Courtney? Oh... Oh you KNOW she likes being a Power Ranger. She preaches about the importance of morals, and upholding laws, and how some people ought to respect the responsibilities that come with being a Power Ranger... and some people are more deserving of being recognized as heroes than others. Courtney I love you and I hope I do you justice... mwah... She very much likes taking the lead, and claims that she should be the team leader... and valedictorian, and class president... Oh yeah, you KNOW she worries about her grades a lot, especially after becoming a Ranger. She becomes a lot more productive with her passion as the story goes on, and learns to trust and respect her teammates.

Noah takes on the role of reluctant tactician... Aka the smartass. Physical activites aren't his forte, and he plans on keeping it that way. He relies on his Zord the most, and when that isn't available he resorts to evasive maneuvers and hiding while the other guys handle it. Him staying on the sidelines, however, does lead to him being more observant to the enemies' weaknesses, which will eventually lead to him having a more active role in the team as the main tactician. I'd imagine once that happens, he'll have a lot of interesting back-and-forths with Harold and Courtney. Still a sarcastic, laidback asshole, but more active in his participation when it comes to the team.

Duncan... is more aligned with his season 1 and early season 2 personality. No cheating or love triangles here. He is still an ASSHOLE, though, especially to Harold and Noah. They don't take his shit. I dont have much to say about him yet iM SORRYYYYYY

Asshole punk with a heart of gold... that's his schtick alright...

HEATHER MY BELOVED. She looks hella good in pink and she knows it. She doesn't like being a part of this team, but by god will she put the effort in, because she doesn't want to die to some clay-freak. Her zord-buddy is the pterodactyl, which she finds to be quite convenient, considering it's on the smaller side and can fly, very easy for aerial advantage. Very hellbent on defeating Blainely McBlamey, because once she's defeated they can all go on with their lives. Presumably... evil grin...

I don't know how to really put it in more fancy words, but like... Heather is the most active participant along with Harold and Courtney. She's very headstrong, tends to butt heads with Courtney a lot (not only are they both stubborn, but they also both view themselves as the leader of the group. Nobody realizes it's Harold, not even Harold himself, dramatic irony at its finest.)

Everyone on the team loses their shit when Alejandro (the enemy[tm]) gets a frickin' DRAGON-ZORD of all things.

If yiu have questions about specific characters or MMPR episodes, I'll do my best to answer lol

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Pitch for a “Zathura” revival:

Taking place sometime after “Jumanji - Welcome to the Jungle”, it’s revealed that when Jumanji turned itself into a video game cartridge, it split off its bottom half. The bottom half, Zathura, goes missing for several years.

In the present day, we’re introduced to the Ramirez family, who are on vacation in Nevada because the youngest wanted to visit Area 51. While rummaging through a souvenir shop, the family stumbles across Zathura, which had turned itself into a CD-based game. Thinking that Zathura is a game based on Area 51, they buy the game. When the family returns to the hotel, the youngest decides to play Zathura on their console and manages to convince their family to play along (the type of console depends on which company is willing to sponsor the movie).

From there, the wackiness begins as the Ramirez family are sucked into Zathura, with the only way out being that they need to defeat the villainous Zorgons and save the galaxy in order to finish the game.

Fancast:

The Ramirez family -

1) Pedro Pascal as Carlos Ramirez, the patriarch of the family

2) Salma Hayek as Sarah Ramirez, the matriarch of the family

3) Xolo Mariduena as Hector Ramirez, the eldest son

4) Isabela Merced as Ana Ramirez, the eldest daughter

5) (insert actress here) as Carmen Ramirez, the youngest sibling and a sci-fi nerd/alien enthusiast who wanted to visit Area 51.

The Zathura avatars -

1) Zoe Saldana as Galactica Roddenberry, the badass space heroine who was sent to battle the Zorgons. She is Carmen’s avatar. (general parody of the sci-fi action protagonist)

2) John Cho as Rick Neutron, the loud-mouthed scavenger/thief who is only concerned about money. He is Carlos’ avatar. (parody of Han Solo, Malcolm Reynolds, and Peter Quill)

3) Adria Arjona as Dex, a troubled telepath who was being experimented on by the Zorgons. She is Sarah’s avatar. (parody of Jack from Mass Effect, River Tam, and Leeloo from Fifth Element)

4) Ewan McGregor as Cl’eerk Grawn’kt, an assassin/mercenary from an alien race that lives underwater. He is Hector’s avatar. (general parody of the alien ally protagonist)

5) Daisy Ridley as Q-14633, a sentient robot who was designed by the Zorgons but reprogrammed to serve the humans. She is Ana’s avatar. (general parody of the robot ally protagonist)

[vikenticomeshome]

Cyberchase - Zorgon the Evil Wizard

Let's talk about the Zorgon The Evil Wizard. This was a Cyberchase villain who was only featured in the singular chapter book, "The Search for the Power Orb". We've seen wizards and witches in Cyberchase before, such as Stumblesnore, Melvin (brother of Merlin), and Wicked.

So, we know what to expect, right?

Before we get to see Zorgon, we already know that this is going to be very bad. He lives on a Cybersite called Mount Doom, so he's a clear reference to Sauron from Lord of the Rings. Digit is terrified of him and horrified at the idea of going to Mount Doom. Zorgon is presented as the second most feared being in all of Cyberspace, just behind The Hacker. This was a comparison to The Hacker from 2003 as well, before his villain decay.

We get to hear about some of his exploits. I'll block the picture for now, since I have a higher-resolution one coming up.

Once, he turned all the inhabitants of Solaria into pigs. Then, he held hostage all of the water from Shangri-la in a small test tube until he was paid off in cybergold.

The Solaria one is pretty cruel since pigs can get sunburned. The Shangri-la one is something truly special though. The implication here is that he went up against Master Pi and his soldiers and won. I know that The Hacker took over the site once, but it seems like Master Pi allowed it to happen because he wanted to give Buzz and Delete the golden drop test (Keep the jar sealed for peace, or take out the golden drop for infinitely doubling wealth). The idea of Master Pi paying someone off is unthinkable.

Anyway, what does he look like?

Where do we even start? I've never seen a wizard with a double-pointed hat. That has to be an attempt to imply demonic horns. He's also just so tall. I'm going to assume that Digit is about 2-3 feet tall. Let me try something.

Ah, so, if we count the hat (and we should, since I think he may actually have horns under there), Zorgon is between 8 and 12 feet tall. There is a point later on where he shrinks them down to the size of mice, but it takes place after this picture. How is this guy second to Hacker in any contest?

But what does Zorgon do when he discovers the kids have slipped into his house?

He proceeds to trap them with a spell and then test out a new potion he just made up on them. It shrinks them down to the size of mice. He does not take them seriously as a threat in the slightest. This is one of the few times that the kids have been affected by magic/potions from Cyberspace as well. Recall that they were unaffected by Wicked's "Spell of the Mean Green", and they were immune to magnetite poisoning.

And then he sends his Cybercat Zird to eat the children.

Thankfully, Zorgon has not been keeping his equipment maintained. They find a potion that turns anything it touches to stone, and they use it to turn Zird to stone, so we know that Zorgon can do that.

The kids desperately search for a leaking barrel containing a potion that will let them grow big again.

We have a potion that causes anything, metal included, to burst into flames and disappear. We have a potion that causes any object to sprout brown hair all of the place. I don't want to know what he intended to use those for.

The kids find a potion to get big again. However..

I couldn't find these words anywhere, so I suspect they are gibberish. Given an earlier line about how no one who has entered Zorgon's cave has ever returned, I assume he was going to kill the kids here.

The kids defeat Zorgon when Izzy dumps a random potion on him. It could have been a death potion for all he knew.

Yeah, Zorgon had a brainwashing potion so powerful that it worked against him. How was this guy second to The Hacker again?

As far as I know, Zorgon has never appeared beyond this point. Presumably he's still out there, brainwashed into being nice. I guess he's not really a villain anymore, but what does he do?

[moecartoons]

Have you ever read the single chapter book that they released for Cyberchase, "The Search for the Power Orb"? It definitely feels like something that could have been made into an episode at the time. The illustrations are pretty cool. I like seeing the characters in a bit of a different medium. Sure, the kids end up brainwashing Zorgon The Evil Wizard, but it was an accident, and mostly his fault, so I forgive them. We also get Ivanka as a villain, which is strange, given how the show plays her.

I have read... most of it. x'D I am a really weak reader. I have two books I started last year and have no finished either.

From what I read though, it really does feel like an episode of classic Cyberchase but in book form!! I love the illustrations, they're so loose and fun but still feel like the show as well, lmao.

Zorgon is so cool tbh, love the idea of just an incredibly evil wizard. Also yes it was by accident 😭

I think I stopped reading right when Ivanka came in, which is a shame. Definitely will try to kick my butt into reading the rest. 😂

I love her in the show, she feels like a grey character, I suppose? Not necessarily evil but not gonna go out of her way to help others unless it benefits her. Or at least that's the vibe I get from her. A lot of chars in Cyberspace can be described as such tho. xD

Thanks for the q! Glad to be reminded of this book... that I really should finish. x'D

[tinderbox210]

SNW dreamcasts that I have decided need to happen:

1. Lewis Tan as La’an’s brother Manu Noonien-Singh (he’s alive! you can clutch this headcanon from my cold dead hands! And Christina supports this idea!)

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2. Keon Alexander as Khan Noonien-Singh (they’re already messing with canon and the timeline, so they could include him in some way)

3. Harry Treadaway as Spock’s brother Sybok (I just want him back, okay?)

4. I would like for the adult Gorns to look like as a mix between the Zorgons (from Zathura) and the Sargorns (from Jupiter Ascending) with a light Xenomorph touch (I’m curious to see how they will look in the season finale).

List might be expanding in the future with more characters I would love to see on the show. Suggestions are welcome.

[valdederon]

FLAMES JOURNEY CHAPTER #24

raykore and novas heart to heart talk about valdederon , a new hidden threat and valdederons rage.

soon after valdederon enters his trance nova sighs un able to properly meditate as her mind is in chaos when she looks up at raykore who is takinga puff from her smoking pipe.

nova-- ray..raykore.

raykore chuckles softly

raykore--- you can call me ray if you want hun

nova-- ray is… val.. is he realy ok to be taking me in ..to be adventuring and ervything.

raykore stops mid puff and lets out a chuckle.

raykore--- as wise as i am even i dont know the answer to that one pup. id say yes personaly as having seen him grow over the years in this world.. the kids changed physicaly emotionaly and mentaly . and since he took you in as part of his family his drive to improve him self has grown significantly personaly i dont know if hes fully recovered from his traumatic past hell i garuntee he hasnt. but i can say it now longer drives his evry thought hes learned to ignore those impulses and think …. some what lodgicly ha ha ha… some what . he is still verry much a walking army.. but a more foucsed and determined army. though i do expect any demon he encounters may end up causing a flare up in him.

draggo----- uh yea ive seen it first hand.. he has no mercy or remorse when dispatching demons. its like watching him go from happy toddler playful and curious to a battle hardened adventurer.. eyes as cold as the arctic mountain air and a stare that can cause a volcanoe to explode.

raykore--- thats not surprising to me honestly .. nova you dont have to worry about your brother you can trust that he will protect you and should any one do anything to harm you. well god rest thier soul ha ha ha.go ahead ank keep trying to meditate hun try to block out the noise in your mind .

for the next few hours raykore tries to help nova meditate mean while 5 days walk to the south east in a small town with a hidden away bar the magmar who attacked novas tribe comes in and sits down ordering a volcanic eruption == ( imagine vodka if made with carolina reapers mixed with pure capsasin oil with 3 fresh chillie pepers ground into paste and all of that mixed into a 40 ounce glass cup ) == and begins downing it in second slaming his fist down on the table.

the barkeep a scared up machoke named dead eye leans forward.

dead eye-- the job aint finished yet you killed the old man but that little spit fire of his is still loose and from what i hear has joined a guild with a .not so delicate delphox rumor hase it this ones special.. and tougher then an onyxe on black obsdian powder. you get paied when its complete the boss aint happy bout it either.

the magmar looks up at dead eye as he slides a picture recently taken via psychic pokemon power

zorgon the magmar---- so all i have to do is flatten a stuppid little riolu girl tschh barely even a challange.

dead eye--- the way i hear it its not her you need to be worried about its that guild some what shes in but mainly that delphox. he is an unknown. reports are all over.. uses ligning fire.. even got a report of him using water moves. tread lightly you heavy foooted dolt.

the magmar grunts and pockets the picture and begins gathering information about the guild.eventualy coming up with a plan he thinks will work with out a hitch. heading to a den of goblins known for thier greed of ancient gold coins throwing them 7 bag fulls and a map of an ancient long deead kingdom castle fortress complex. in another continent. after a month valdederon wakes up and notices nova is gone from his room and that his head feels off as the effects of a heavy sleeping agent have just warn off his blury vision clearing to show the room a mess after a few minutes clearing his head he uses a spell that uses residual life essnce to reconstruct events into a magical holigram.

40 minutes later the air through out the entire guild grows ice cold and silent the silence broken by a loud explosion guild staff russing to valdederons room to be met face to face with araging blood red flaming inferno beams of wood falling into the flame and 2 piercing green eyes with in the flame taiga the serperior guild master using his vines to hold evryone back as the green eyes vanish into the flames .

kleo--- ok water types put out the fire.. psychics figure out what the fuk just happened.. AND NO ONE .AND I MEAN NO ONE IS TO CHASE VALDEDERON.. unless you want to get hurt. somthing has set him off.

raykore--- gods help his enemies..

kleo-- what does that mean.. i can sense the magic he used he reconstructed the events that happened before he woke that fire.. was fueled by pure rage anger and hatred.. gods worse then when i first met him. who ever angered him. may the gods help thier souls because hes going to kill them.

kleo--- why.. i think nova may also be involved i dont sense here near bye.

kleo-- mother mew.. i hope she is ok.

--------------------mean while near bye--------

valdederon finds a tavern and rips the door open and slams his staff to the floor causing an ice nova to freeze evryone in place.

valdederon--- im looking for a magmar.. scar across his eye probably in posession of a young riolu with minor burn scars. ill know if any one is lying and that wont end well.

the room falls dead slent as the tavern owner comes down from the top floor offic having heard the yelling.

myran a levanae --- your powerful..im not sure what info i may have for you but if youd kindly please release my customers then we can speak.

valdederon--- my little sisters life is on the line ill release them when i have answers.. even if thier vague guesses of were my target is.

she sighs and bangs her heard into the side railing then comes down .

the next few hours are tense untill some one finaly mentions that a near bye town would have such filth and scum and valdederon releases evryone heading out to that town. eventualy ariving after 5 days and breaks the door down and looks around the room growing tense with shock.

valdederon--- this tavern will answer to me.. any one who tries to escape i will cut down. recently one of your patreons stole somthing verry precious to me.. this patreon is a magmar with a scar across one of his eyes. talk and live… stay silent.. and youl sufer greatly

dead eye--- and why should we believe you

apon that coment valdederon fires off a holy javiline pircing the wall behind the bar counter flaming wood splinters flying ervywere the stone red hot and molten and valdederons staff aimed directly at machops arm.

valdederon---- the next one tears your arm off old man. dont fuk with me. i know that the patreon was here recently..

dead eye--- …mmmmmmpph.. fine.. zorgon mentioned he would be setting up camp at a castle some place some dead city called bakoonsk or somthing.. thats all i know.

valdederon heads out after that but causes an earth queake to tear the tavern down traping them all temporarily and begins the long journey to the dark continent of baroovien. using old maps he had gotten form a laibrary only to encounter a hoard of goblins the size of a nations army.

valdederon--- you idiots actualy look intelegent for goblins.

they chuckle and grin untill a bolt of ligning strikes the hobgoblin general the shear electricity causing him to explode into a goopy purple mess the goblins looking at the once great general and back at valdederon .

valdederon--- your in my way scatter or die.

in seconds a battle erupts mean while in the castle the distant sounds of battle can be heard.

nova--- le..let me go… please .. who are you.

zorgon-- im your death..tsch looks like ive been found. . is that.. lignting.. and fire. god now ice.

nova whimpering in fear crosses her legs a puddle growing beneath her chained feet

nova--.s..sounds like my brother is here.. your in trouble now.

----- back at the beack front---

valdederon sslashes his staf out word causing a wave of energy to slize many goblins in half once jumping at his face only to be grabed by the throat and fall limp after a loud crack as valdederon crushes his throat and tosses the goblin to the side the gasping and wheasing as it struggles to breath and then whimpering as it bursts into flames for hours the battle rages valdederon getting to the citty edges and begins to walt through as he summons meteors to fall into the citty the explosions reverberating through the citty and castle walls.

zorgon--- god how many are there i hired an entire army out there .

nova tears up hearing the screams and explosions in the distance. hoping she will survive each passing second the explosions and yelling turned screaming grow closer and closer after awhile zorgon runs down to the entrance of the castle just as 6 hob goblin generals crash through thier boddies practicly turned inside out via magic and a shadowed figure slowly aproaching with the clack…. clack… clack….clack of a staf on stone the torch fire on the wall lighting the figure up . a delphox furr drenched purple with goblin blood the sounds of crumbling buildings in the distance followed by a loud crash as a wall falls over blocking the exit.

valdederon---- what is your name ass hole.. id like to know the name of my victim you kidnaped my baby sister and i wont let that slide.

the magmar stares frozen with fear barely able to mumbler zorgon untill he steals him self.

zorgon--- my name is zorgon and you will be my victim peasant theres no way your not exausted after all of that

valdederon---- SILENCE YOU IDIOT. YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO SPEAK HERE ive lost far to much in my past to loose what i have now.. prepare your self to fight .. .. tsch.. prepare to be slaughtred im not going to fight you.. im going to end you. painfuly… slowly.. brutaly… just one thing first,.. were is the riolu you kidnaped..

zorgon growls--- top of the castle tower.

with in seconds a full blowne onslaught erupts fire lightning ice water stone bullets fire balls and hundreds of others spells fly out in all directions for 6 hours the battle rages untill valdederon lands a heavy blow with a sizable chunk of boulder to the magmars chest snaping his ribs as it hits after words he picks up zorgon bu the throat and tosses him against a pillar causing it to fall over and smashing into his back…youl never escape that.. but if you do rest asured ill end you if we ever meet again.

clack… clack…clack… clack.

valdederon turns and walks away from the slowly dying magmar his lungs punctured by shards of rib and his spinke broken paralyzing him from the hip down passing out from the imense pain nova hearing the silence begins to sob untill the sound of wood on stone comes up the stares and the familliar shape of valdederons body fills the blury void

valdederon--- chin up princess. your big brother is here.

nova---..y,.. you.. they are.. so.. so many

a gental flick of her nose silences her jumbled thoughts

valdederon------your life is far more important to me.. he hired monsters. no one will miss a pile of goblin filth and the mag mar was a acriminal

nova--mmmpph.. i…w..wet my self.. i..

valdederon-- lets go find a hotspring to wash up at .

he gently unchains and picks her up and lets her sob into his shoulder ignoring her claws digging into his flesh and soon enters a hotspring with her and rubs her back gently letting her have her time to let out all her bottled up fear and sadness for a solid 3 hours she cries and cries and cries settling into hickups.

valdederon---- feel better now..its ok to cry you must have wanted to cry while you were beeing held. but wanted to apear strong.. im proud of you for holding strong untill i got here for you

nova---im hungry i havent eaten in a couple days…

valdederon--- i have some berries in my item box for you lets get washed up first though ok.

she sniffles and nods and avldederon gets up out of the hot spring and lets her wash up on her own in private then washes him self after shes finished sitting at the edge to share a pile of oran berries with his baby sister.

nova--- will you be in trouble..

valdederon chuckles neverously knowing he nuked his room

valdederon--- maybey.. i did vaporise my bedroom.

she giggles hearing than and falls asleep in his lap paw in her mouth for comfort as she shivers still stressed but noticably comforted by his presence.

[exifzilla]

what are your top 5 lizard creatures from movies/tv/books/etc that are NOT Godzilla? i know you love godzilla but i want to hear your other lizard opinions

my fellow lizard asks me for lizards, okay i will provide lizards. Choosing a top 5 is gonna be kinda hard LMAO cause there's so many good ones, but I can do this!

5. Lizzie - Rampage

I grew up with the games long before the movie came out, and I'm still pissed they didn't name drop her in the movie. But she's always been my favourite. She destroys shit and eats capitalists.

4. Siveth - Dragonheart: Vengeance

There's not a whole lot of female dragon mcs who are noteable except for like, Sapphira, as silly as the movie was i loved her character.

3. Otachi - Pacific Rim

She's been my favourite kaiju for a decade now, I fell in love with her the moment I saw her.

2. King Bowser - Mario Bros Series

(i guess technically a turtle but he counts.) Another one I've adored as a kid, what i wouldn't give to be him for a day. everything about him is so gender to me.

Honorable mentions: Before i get to number one, some others i REALLY love. To be honest there isn't much of an order for these i love them all.

Groudon - Pokemon

Smaug - The Hobbit

Zorgons - Zathura

Ammit - Moon Knight

Drogon - Game of Thrones (i have never watched the show i just like the dragons)

The Gorns - Star Trek (Game)

Goliath - Evolve

okay and now for number one lizard...

Khanivore - Sonnie's Edge (Love, Death + Robots)

She kills monsters, corrupt cishets, and is a lesbian. thank you.

[cmdrkilroy]

Multifaceted Pilot

Dateline: Sep 3 3310

I have a handle on Exobiology now. I didn't finish out the Billionaire's Boulevard, not even close, but I instead was distracted by something I've been putting off: Engineering. I have plans to do more than just exploration, and with the announcement from Zorgon Peterson last week about their prototype explorer ship coming out sometime soonish I figured I would start down a fun new path for a while. Unfortunately I only had a working relationship with one engineer, and if I wanted more than jump range I had to do some networking. I talked to some guys back at Jameson and they gave me some tips on getting in with the engineers, and how to get them the materials they need.

I now have a new ship, a Type-9 cargo hauler called the “Nightfly” (working title), and I refitted the Tarkus for hunting down raw, encoded, and manufactured materials as well as doing minimal cargo runs. The Sleepless is still my dedicated explorer vessel, which came in handy for a trip to the West Veil nebula, pictures attached after log entry, and a brief stop at the North America nebula which warranted no pictures. To give a status report of my engineering progress: I have grade 5 access with Farseer, grade 3 with Martuuk, and am currently working on improving my reputation with the Sirius corporation to gain access to Marco Qwent's workshop.

[reviewsclown]

Zathura A Space Adventure 2005

The spiritual or real successor to Jumanji but now it's themed around space and sci-fi instead of the probably racist African jungle.

The main characters, the brothers, are (probably) very accurate to how brothers are, and are very annoying at times, but that's intended and part of the thing so can't complain about it, the sister is also kind of odd, she's a bit of a real character and a bit of an angsty teen, and also spends a good chunk of the movie not being a character.

The effects were really good in this movie, like the robot and the Zorgons, they looked really good. Especially the cgi for the house destruction I can't imagine how much work was put into that for every loose brick and wood plank getting sucked into a black hole, it looked amazing.

Compared to Jumanji, I don't know if this is better or worse, different stuff going on, very different moods, jungle versus space being the huge one. It's still pretty solid in comparison

Final Review: It's a good solid movie, if you watched it as a kid it'll be amazing because it'll reveal your childhood memories were right and the movie is very solid. If you didn't watch it as a kid, still pretty solid family movie.

[hoodie-prince-kid]

Zorgons :[

One piece of media where reptiles aren't the villain please that's all we ask...

Ough :(

[mfolonko]

[rededgefashion]

Time to judge Wyatt Baker!

My favorite part of the day has arrived and that is time to judge someone and today’s unlucky winner of being judged is Mr. Wyatt Baker!

We all saw what he put up today and if you didn’t, then fret not because I am here to share them with you!

If you want a peak at his day, you can click here, here��and here

And Wyatt’s first post of the day is him hitting the beach with a six pack, and not just any six pack - we're talkin' the kind that's got abs, not just beer! This dude was more chiseled than a sandcastle, and his bod was so buff, he could've single-handedly kept the seagulls at bay. As he soaked up the sun's rays, his pecs glistened like a freshly waxed surfboard, and his biceps bulged like beach balls after a game of volleyball. And don't even get us started on those abs - they were so defined, you could've used them as a makeshift sandcastle mold! But Wyatt wasn't just a pretty face (although, let's be real, it's a pretty great face). Alright, time to cool down, next post of the day! Oh ho ho, it looks like Wyatt's got a bad case of "I'm a kid in a candy store (or in this case, a plate of food)!" syndrome! We're not sure what's more impressive, the fact that he's nom-nomming on whatever-it-is, or the fact that he's got his mouth wide open like a hungry hippo asking for seconds (or thirds, or fourths…). But seriously, dude, close that maw or you'll have a swarm of fly friends joining the party! And what. Is. That. You're eating? Is it some sort of intergalactic snack from the planet Zorgon? Because we're dying to know! "And, just like that, the night has finally come to a close! Wyatt, you've been a whirlwind of excitement and adventure all day, but I think we can all agree that this last post was the pièce de résistance - your beaming look of love for Alexa is truly something special! It's like the whole room lit up when you two were together, and we're all just thrilled to see your relationship thriving like a bouquet of fresh flowers! You two are a match made in heaven, and we're honored to have been along for the ride.

@wyattxbaker

[judahmaccabees]

In the far reaches of the galaxy, there existed a planet called Xeradon, home to the mighty Gevurah, a towering alien robot renowned for his strength and courage. One fateful day, a distress signal echoed across the cosmos, reaching Gevurah's sensors. It emanated from a blue and green planet known as Earth.

Without hesitation, Gevurah activated his interstellar engines and descended upon Earth like a metallic comet, crashing into the desolate Nevada desert. As he emerged from the crater, his titanium armor gleamed in the sunlight, and his mechanical joints whirred with power.

Unbeknownst to him, Earth faced a dire threat from an army of ruthless extraterrestrial invaders, led by the nefarious Warlord Zorgon. Cities trembled under the weight of their advanced weaponry, and humanity cried out for a savior.

With a thunderous roar, Gevurah accepted the challenge. His mission: to rid Earth of the alien scourge and protect its inhabitants. Channeling the spirit of Earth's heroes, he adopted the persona of Duke Nukem, a legendary figure from humanity's past known for his fearlessness and swagger.

Armed with an arsenal of alien-blasting weaponry, including his trusty plasma cannon and electrifying energy fists, Gevurah, now Duke Nukem, embarked on his crusade. From the neon-lit streets of Los Angeles to the towering skyscrapers of New York City, he waged war against Zorgon's forces with unmatched ferocity.

With each battle, Duke Nukem became a beacon of hope for humanity, inspiring resistance fighters to join his cause. Together, they pushed back the alien invaders, reclaiming Earth's cities one by one.

But Zorgon, unwilling to admit defeat, unleashed his ultimate weapon: a colossal robotic monstrosity known as the Annihilator. Towering over the landscape, it seemed unstoppable, its destructive power unmatched.

Undeterred, Duke Nukem faced the Annihilator head-on in a clash of titans. Sparks flew as metal clashed against metal, and the ground shook with each blow. With sheer determination and indomitable courage, Duke Nukem delivered the final blow, sending the Annihilator crashing to the ground in a spectacular display of victory.

GET OFF MY PLANET.

As the dust settled, humanity cheered, celebrating their newfound hero. Duke Nukem, the alien robot who had come to Earth's aid, stood tall amidst the ruins, a symbol of bravery and resilience. And though his mission was complete, his legend would live on in the annals of Earth's history, forever remembered as the savior who kicked ass like no other.