#Zoo shot

[dewardin]

[tim-dennis]

Giraffe

[maybebitterxox]

The pitch for Buffy The Vampire Slayer was probably just “What if there was a girl who could kill vampires. And she can Never Catch A Fucking Break”

[spinus-pinus]

Fossa Cryptoprocta ferox

5/28/2023 San Diego Zoo, California

[kivaember]

i log onto warframe. check the 1999 bounties to go on my daily date with arthur:

hellscrub techrot: must unlock the techrot cache before extracting

ur lucky ur cute arthur

[slashingdisneypasta]

Seeing a lizard had visited you unlocked a core childhood memory of mine that I wish to share XD

When I was under 10 years old (I can't remember the exact age), I lived in Atwater, California. One of those blink-and-you'll-miss-it towns, as my parents put it. We lived in a condo, and our house was right next to these big apartments, in fact our backyards were next to each other, separated by a rickety wooden fence. And next to that fence was this tall, plastic fence that overlooked what I saw as a huge field at the time. And me and my brother had actually found a way to get to the apartments yard, through an opening between the two fences that we had to squeeze through, as if we're sliding between two close isles or shelves, if that makes sense? And there was a loose wooden board that we could step through, and we would use that to play with the kids in the building next to us.

Anyways, one day i decided to squeeze through on my own. But then I felt something on my arm. Something that felt like tiny claws. I swear, to little me, this felt like a scene straight out of a horror movie as I slowly turned my head over my shoulder to my elbow (it was outstretched for some reason? XD). And there was this little brown gecko just- right there. I think he was brown with beige stripes? But i didn't get a good look at him before I screamed, scared the poor guy, and scrambled back to my yard as fast as I could 😅

I still feel bad that I scared the critter 😅 he could have been a buddy! This did not stop me from visiting the next-door neighbors, though - the fence adventures stopped when I assumed the maintenance guy of the apartments learned of the loose fence and fixed it up. But yeah, this is my earliest encounter with a reptile, if my memory is correct (I can't remember if this was before or after my parents got a corn snake we named Houdini- take a wild guess how we lost him 😅- but these two instances took place in the same house. One of these two was my first encounter with reptiles)

OMG A GECKO??? XD

Aww. No yeah, it's adorable, but I would be startled too if I found one on my elbow!! XDD Especially as a kid! XD 💛💛💛 Thats such a cute story!!!

And- ...

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry...

You owned a SNAKE!??

... and you LOST HIM??? Oh my lord XD Well was a he nice snake? ^^ 🐍🐍🐍

[mjiskindacool]

Big Cats of the Phoenix Zoo - 3/22/2024

[critter-captures]

Blue-and-yellow macaw (Ara ararauna), family Psittacidae (holotropical parrots)

Dierenpark Zie-ZOO, taken October 2024

[johnslittlespoon]

https://www.tumblr.com/johnslittlespoon/744650714200113152/no-one-encourage-this-path-of-brainrot-because-i

THAT LAST BIT IM-

Anyway, Gale spanking John until he’s begging and then making him rut against his thigh like the good boy he is if he wants to cum so bad <33 John whining so pretty and holding onto Gale like his life depends on it bc he wants to be so good for him sooo bad

- @mangokittokatsu

(I’ve interacted w my main mangokitkats before but all my brainrot is on the tagged acc LMAO)

STARTING OFF STRONG. slappin' these together.

gale would for sure start off stern like that, bending john over his lap, flattening the palm of his hand on his lower back and reminding him "stay still and hands off." and most of the time john would listen, it doesn't take much for him to slip into that obedient headspace unless it's one of those days where he's really letting gale have it with the bratting.

but once he really starts begging nicely and gale feels like he's been sufficiently patient but also wants to watch him flush with embarrassment, he'd lean down and murmur "if you wanna get off tonight, you better do it now," and that's all it takes for john to start rocking his hips against his thigh with each hit, open–mouthed pants and whimpers tumbling out.

arms wrapped around gale's calf, blood rushing to his head, every hit bringing him closer. or, if gale's feeling softer, he gathers john into his lap and slots a thigh between both of john's and lets him rut against him like that instead, hand tangled in the back of his hair as john presses his face into his neck, murmuring out little thank yous while gale tells him how well he's done for him, "my good boy, you took it so well, there you go, take what you need."

(also HIII MANGO absolute legend <33)

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]

Amur Tiger Cub by Lesley4444

[efervon4u]

I've NEVER felt so ALIVE.

Making my way to commerical.

[kg-clark-inthedark]

tragically excited about this shitpost banner I made for the zoo tycoon side blog I’m setting up

[jepretanjanet]

/animals/

[vulturecamera]

Shoebill

2017

[orbiting-star]

god can people please stop taking pictures with wildlife please for the love of god just fucking stop taking pictures with wild animals i am going to scream

all those people (with maybe 1 or 2 exceptions) with "rescues" in the US on tiktok are fucking awful people and they're directly contributing to the exotic pet trade

[echthr0s]

some Indy Zoo highlights ft. Pasha the Very Floppy Bunny