#Zero Inbox
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martinjost · 1 year ago
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Martins Wörterbuch: „Singularität“
Singularität, die: Als Singularität bezeichnen wir den hypothetischen zukünftigen Zeitpunkt, an dem alle meine Anziehsachen gewaschen, getrocknet und zusammengelegt sind außer denen, die ich gerade trage, und sich keine ungelesenen E-Mails in meinem Postfach befinden.
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jakeperalta · 5 months ago
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I'm curious what's everyone's favourite new release album of the year so far? if you had to only pick one
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whoturnedgravityoff · 1 year ago
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i dunno how to spell gorgeous (image ref under cut vvv)
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imrllytootiredforthis · 1 year ago
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More on sub bully yandere pretty plz 🥺🙏
i'm gonna do gyu again just bc sub bully=beomgyu (kinda a part two to this)
afterwards he just gets meaner and meaner. for a multitude of reasons-
one being that you humiliated him in front of the entire school, and now he needs to get back at you,
and the other being that he's head over fucking heels in love with you now and has zero idea how to talk to a crush other than bullying them
so he continues to fight with you. threaten you, insult you, release compromising photos of you taken by his own hand (which he also uses on lonely pent up nights)
he's an asshole. who doesn't know when to quit.
you don't exactly make it easy for him though.
every time he's harassing you, you're there with a blank face, arms crossed. giving nothing away, and taking every ounce of satisfaction away from him. knowing entirely that if his group of friends weren't standing there backing him up you could do whatever you wanted to him-and he'd let you.
but you don't.
because unlike him, you pride yourself of being a decent human being.
that somehow just makes him angrier though. makes him try harder to piss you off.
spilling your food all over your clothing, laughing as he lets out an "oops, sorry, i didn't mean to." all while cackling with his friends.
egging your car and writing on it with spray paint, causing damage he knows you don't have the money to fix.
he wants you to be angry. he wants you to be so pissed at him, at everything he's done to you that you just can't hold it in anymore. he wants you to finally snap and grab him by the neck. kiss him until he's breathless and dumb (his very first kiss) and then fuck him to oblivion and back (his very first fuck).
beomgyu wants you to put him in his place, unlike so many other people in his life that don't care as he walks all over them.
and it only takes a single thing for you to snap.
him loudly talking to you in the middle of class, taunting the fact that you somehow got a lower mark than him. leaning across the isle to get up into your face, smirking his dumb smirk.
you simply ignore him, preferring not to add to the scene until the teacher zeroes in on the two of you, looking unimpressed as she sends the both of you to detention.
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"fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! what the hell is wrong with you?"
nothing. he only smiles back sweetly.
"i have shit that i need to do, places i have to be! records that i need to keep! i don't need to spend my time in detention with your sorry ass!"
nothing.
"you're so annoying, you hear me?"
infuriating fucking prick. absolutely nothing.
"a fucking brat who doesn't know how to man up and be a normal person. instead you're acting like a pussy, too scared to ask me out hmm? a pathetic loser virgin."
something.
his cheeks are flushed red, his face so close your noses are practically touching, his hands gripping onto the desk.
"yeah, is that what you are? a brat and a pathetic loser virgin?"
your hands on either side of his shoulders against the chair, trapping him in place. he's painfully hard in the confines of his pants.
the room around is so quiet you could hear a pin drop. the teacher had left awhile ago, not that she was supposed to, she just did and told you guys to behave.
the detention class was completely silent now. just the sound of your heavy breathing, his shallow pants and his heart beating so fast it seems as if it's about to leap out of his chest.
"say it."
his mouth feels dry, his body feels hot.
"say that you're a pathetic loser virgin and then maybe i'll take care of that for you, okay?"
his eyebrows knot together as you press a hand against him, biting his lip to hold back a moan. "i-..."
you nod, prompting him to continue.
"i'm a...pathetic virgin loser!" his eyes squeeze shut as he breathes it out, whining lowly under his breath. "i'm sorry! all i wanted was your attention!"
when he opens his eyes again, you're smiling.
"okay then. you have my attention now." you sit back against your own chair again. "come here."
he begins to stand up. "on your knees, beomgyu." face burning in shame, dick throbbing with humiliation, he shuffles towards you on his hands and knees until he sits between your legs.
"good boy." he shivers. "now, if you wanna take care of that, you're going to have to get off on my leg."
he looks at you as if you've grown a second head, as if you're crazy. he searches your face for any sign that you might be joking. "go on you mutt."
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genericpuff · 11 months ago
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when were y'all gonna tell me about persephone, the poodle webkinz who runs a shop that's pretty much exclusively for rich people-
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i need to make it clear that the irony here is not lost on me LOL
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what's even better is the comment section which is a mixed bag of praise and "fuck you persephone for hating poor people" criticisms and again, thE IRONY SHOULD NOT BE LOST ON US HERE-
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this has literally nothing to do with LO and yet it makes me laugh so fucking hard to see a whole ass other niche and specific fandom embroiled in criticism regarding a pink depiction of persephone who they deem to be a snobby diva
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d-
do you think-
do you think this is what rachel's been referencing the whole time when she keeps having the male characters in LO brag about persephone's pedigree-
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lifemod17 · 23 days ago
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Babygirl you are so strange and off putting
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fortheb0ys · 7 months ago
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POOKIE LISTEN
Andrei, submisive , puppy play/what the fuck this thing im gonna describe is
like Andrei, tired stressed and horny, coming back from work to your shared apartament and immiditaly climbing on the couch next to you with his head on your thigh. Still wearing his tight uniform (‼️SCENE IN HIS TIGHT SHIRT‼️) looking at you with those puppy eyes .
And also him, 10 minutes later , fully geared cuddling on your lap as your fingers disapear in his hole.
LIKE I NEED THIS MAN SQUIRMING AS I FINGER HIM I NEED THAT MORE THAN OXYGEN
Btw when i say "fully geared" only thing that comes to my mind is him in his sluty tight shirt, boxers or just plug with this cute ass hell tail that matches with his hair color , collar and this ears from spencers that everyone wear in 2020
ITS LIKE 5 STAR MEAL
Btw , its posible that i will write alot of here so can i be 🐙 anon? Im painting tentacles right now and this comes to my mind , fingering stressed Andrei
AHSSUBZHSU SOBBING RN😭😫🤌
I feel like he's in this state of constant stress and exhaustion that borderlines horniness every moment of his life. His brow is always knitted in a frown because of it. You are his one escape where he can forget about everything and be your puppy.
The frown on his face disappears when he walks through the door and sees you. Immediately he's by your side, happily yapping how happy he is to see you. After his arrival, he'd discard his most of his clothes rather quickly. Everything but your touch felt suffocating.
His gear is always in a nearby room for easy access. It's probably bought off one of those kink gear websites that are made from the shittyest quality.
You were always welling to take care of Andrei in whatever fashion he needed. Finger fucking him till he forgets his troubles is just what the doctor ordered.
With one hand, your fingers are buried knuckles deep in his wanting hole. The other hand switching from pitching his nipples through his slutty tight shirt to soothingly carding through his hair. His thoughts melt away as you work him open. With each brush against his prostate, he falls deeper and deeper into the perfect bliss. Your fingers pinching his perky nipples sending him into the ninth dimension.
Once he's cum enough times to satisfy him, the leather couch now sticky, just stuff him up with his tail butt plug and send him on his merry little way. Watch it bounce up and down as he begs for your fingers again thirty minutes later.
I welcome you (as well as anyone else) to send the most horniness asks in my inbox🙏🙏
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horizontwinflames · 1 year ago
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Hi! Is it ok you doodle one scene in chapter 4 where the twins are climbing a building and Lansra yells at them to come down? Thanks!
[anon is talking about a scene from chapter 4 of this AU's fic]
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That's not how I originally imagined the face Lansra did in this scene, it's just that I've been watching anime again LOL
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in1-nutshell · 6 months ago
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Hello, I want to show you this if you haven't seen it, it's from Transformers Wiki
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Multiverse OF Transformers
Oh Yeah! I think I saw this picture a while back. Was it some sort of concept of bringing in more than one continuity together? If that was the case, missed opportunity. I defiantly would have read something like this (Give me the counterpart interacting with one another)
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sinlizards · 2 years ago
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Do you have any ZE art you haven't posted here yet? I'm starved for Zero Escape content and I adore your art
I probably do! i try my best to remember to post things but sometimes art slips thru the cracks of my very bad memory </3 I do have this Junpei in drawn in one of Battler's expressions/poses i did for a friend so enjoy that
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sufferu · 6 days ago
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Hello! I can’t help but to ask, have you ever read or heard of Omniscient Readers Viewpoint (ORV)? The way you talk about the themes of self-sacrifice and worth in Re:Zero reminds me a lot ORV, which makes sense considering that both tackle similar themes and consequently are some of my favorite series because of that.
Also, love your work and writing, can’t wait to see that BTZ fic cause chaos >:)
I have not, but I have heard that it’s very good lol: it’s definitely on my list.
And thank you! That fic is. God. “Subaru gets cucked by Julimilia” is completely unironically a plotpoint in the story, I am so cooked—
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whoturnedgravityoff · 1 year ago
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the high quality slimeriana content that people come to see
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tendercherie · 3 months ago
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Are you ever a normal amount of horny? 😂💜
💀💀💀 unfortunately for everyone.. no I am not.
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operationandre · 4 months ago
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WE LOVE YOU OPERATIONANDRE THE ZERO DAY FANDOM CHANTS. YOU HAVE REALISTIC AND AWESOME TAKES THE ZERO DAY FANDOM CHANTS.
“I LOVE YOU GUYS!” OPERATIONANDRE CHANTS. “YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!” OPERATIONANDRE CHANTS. “THANK YOU” OPERATIONANDRE CHANTS.
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aeriona · 10 months ago
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Since I’ve been having a lot of thoughts about this, have you thought of anything about inklings based on Magnapinna squids? Y’know, the ones that live really deep in the ocean and have insanely long tentacles?
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Girl why are you so ears fins
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lizardlicks · 6 months ago
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I feel like all of tumblr needs a crash course in "people go on the internet and tell lies" rn
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