#Zebbies

[daeyumi]

🔹 Anamnesis 🔹

[Cycle of the Stars au]

[flightyfinch]

let me talk about the playskool toy game with playable zelda i promise i'll be normal

[emmiri-bumble]

if you don't have his business card already, its in your best interest to not even ask who the fuck he is anyways.

bonus:

[mekanikaltrifle]

he's sitting on your dash looking at your posts

[vhsscreengrabs]

𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚎: Zebby Zoo's Safety Rules (1998)

[1794]

no one is doing it like them.

[twilightzebby]

I won't lie, I was blissfully unaware people were shipping Minecraft hostile mobs up until the Creaking was announced at MC Live. Now I have people in my Tumblr feed posting ship art of Creaking/Enderman/Warden (any combo of the three) and I'm just sat here being like "those shippers exist?"

[emsleyanbluejay]

hell is losing a childhood plushie that is literally irreplaceable because it’s 20+ years old and either from Peru or handmade and you haven’t been in contact with the person who gave it to you in over 12 years

[mysticdoodlez]

Anyways here's some afternoon tea if you're thirsty @ladyveronikawrites

[stanleyoff7th]

another difference between the nhl and mlb that ive noticed is that when they call a prospect up in hockey it's usually a guy you've spent like years anticipating or at least vaguely aware of, meanwhile in baseball they tell you "today we're calling up zebby matthews, the fastest rising pitching prospect in the sport" and you're like "who and also, what"

[rupalpspodrace]

🏆 Welcome one and all to Ep. 76 - The FIRST ANNUAL ZEBBY AWARDS! 🏆

In honor of our show's 2nd anniversary, reaching 100,000 downloads, and Pride month, we are proud to present the Zebby Awards, a celebration of the best (and the worst) of Star Wars of the previous year. This year's categories are:

PLANET OF THE YEAR

BEST CHARACTER

BEST PERFORMANCE

BIGGEST FLOP

BIGGEST SLAY

BEST EPISODE

BEST BOOK

UNSUNG HERO

and, the audience choice award reveal you've all been waiting for...GLUP SHITTO OF THE YEAR!

NOTE: Only Star Wars media released in 2022 was considered by the Academy (the hosts of RuPalp's).

POINTS OF INTEREST: Arihnda Pryce is Only Four Awards Away From an EGOT, IMDB Bait, Axel Greylark is Unabomber Coded, the Was Worked On By Thundercat Club, #ZebbysSoWhite, Kor Plouth (#LoveLoses!), He Actually Drowned, the Legacy Runification of the Halcyon, RuPalp’s Joke Recession, Syril “Vine Boom” Karn, Tey vs. Tay, Mon Mothma Shiv Roy Parallels, the Book of Book Fett, voluntary wiglet removal, #CINTASWEEP, and “We are not getting pussy today, Geode".

LISTEN NOW in your favorite podcast app! And thank you all so much for listening these past few years ❤️

[butchexp]

HAI!!

HAIIII ZEBBY

[silly-l1ttle-guy]

can you break it down

It's 6am bbg

[seungkwanis]

watch me join a zb1 GO just to fight against the injustice against taerae bc nobody claims him

[cassnottiel]

Apparently I was the only one who voted for her. Everyone apologize to Rachel.

[1794]

coy & coquettish with it