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Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

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That day you realized you can just beat the shit out of people until they pass out or die.

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finally the sims 4 is playable

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maybe one of the funniest (.....) things I did in college (round 1) is, like, right after my ex and I went open, he hooked up with like The most openly non-monogamous nonbinary baddie ("""") at the school, and I was like Well I'm gonna get some too so I got drunk and propositioned this tgirl I was vaguely into, but of course due to my tastes she was also an autistic virgin and an ex-mormon with a lot of hangups. which is to say she got scared and turned me down and I never talked to her again. 👍

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*snaps* I got it. she's insanely paranoid about Gun Owners for no good reason so next time she asks I'll tell her that I'm worried my classmates are secret conservatives who are concealed carrying and trying to get me to let my guard down so they can shoot/rape/disembowel/rob/deport me. yeah. for sure.

every single time my grandmother talks to me she's like so are you and Saifey making any friends? going out? :))) and every single time I tell her that I do not want friends in any capacity and provide some anecdote that describes why I don't want friends. and she's like oh sure I understand that. and then next time it's like so have you and Saifey been meeting new people? :)))

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I mean like I could say No not irl but I'm always talking to weird perverts online! however I don't think that would go over too hot

every single time my grandmother talks to me she's like so are you and Saifey making any friends? going out? :))) and every single time I tell her that I do not want friends in any capacity and provide some anecdote that describes why I don't want friends. and she's like oh sure I understand that. and then next time it's like so have you and Saifey been meeting new people? :)))

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every single time my grandmother talks to me she's like so are you and Saifey making any friends? going out? :))) and every single time I tell her that I do not want friends in any capacity and provide some anecdote that describes why I don't want friends. and she's like oh sure I understand that. and then next time it's like so have you and Saifey been meeting new people? :)))

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If I am elected president, I solemnly vow to criminalize biscotti being commercially packaged in anything other than beautiful white silken pouches + i will legalize extrajudicial killings via gatling gun

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My crew may be small paranoid neurotic terrified of one another constantly scheming one another's demise and otherwise debilitatingly mentally ill but we have fun together

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1969 h.i.s. Clothing advertising

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murderers are sick in the head. youd have to be a real whackjob to go around killing people

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I think the last time I listened to a single album on repeat this hard was UR FUN in january of 2020 and we all know what was happening then.* I /could/ blame this current fixation on the election but it predates it. although it is perhaps a little exacerbating. anyways do you wanna bathe in pools of blood

*Saifeymania.... think less but see it grow