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this is all an open world game so you don't have to get into stuff in any particular chronological order but i recommend getting into revolutionary girl utena earlier on in your playthrough so you can unlock the ability to refer to things as 'smashing the shell of the world' which is a useful skill for a lot of other media you will encounter in this game which is called life

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You could never comprehend how difficult life is for my Tumblr mutuals. Not a single one of them is going to make it, but they still log on and manage to fake a smile a decent percentage of the time. That they even perform basic tasks like respirating and seeking shelter is an honest to God miracle.

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Penn Badgley & Ed Speleers as Joe Goldberg & Rhys Montrose in YOU (2018-) | 4.10: The Death of Jonathan Moore

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I hope whenever I call myself a girl(ie) or princess or the like you all look at it and roll your eyes affectionately the way you would with a clearly transfem egg. don't for a single second think I'm going to detransition though. (this statement should also provoke the same reaction)

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YOU SEASON 5 IN 7 DAYS #MYSLOP

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Dont sell my girl no weed bruh, u sell it to me, i will give it to her. My girl come home, and already gotta dub bag of chronic, im not smokin with her, cause i know she fucked. Dont even drive ya girl to go get the weed “babe ima run upstairs n get it” she up there for 10-15mins u sick! If the weed dealer fuck ya girl, u gotta snitch on his whole operation b. Let me find out the weed dealer fucked my hunny, dawg im in the detective office, givin out DIMES. And while im snitchin, im throwin my girl under the bus! “Yes officer my girlfriend cops a ounce from him on every 1st sunday, in the apt on the third floor apt 3c”. And when the cops go in for the bust, im makin a citizens arrest! Cops bust in the door, catch ya girl in there butt ass naked choppin up her ounce, weed dealer tkin a shower. Detects bring u in “we got him son!….but we found ya gf in there also, she might be lookin @ 8yrs” u sickkk. U goin to the trial, ya gf in shackles cryin, u just hurt dawg! But u gotta stay strong cause she cheated on u. Weed dealer in jail HOT u snitched, nigga tellin his mans to smoke u! Weed dealer got his niggas outside ya moms house in blk vans, ya mom in the kitchen fryin chicken, they bust in the door. Pot of chicken fall on the floor, moms screamin. U at ya moms funeral, weed dealer got his niggas outside, they lettin the choppa rip! Pastor shot, grandmoms passed out. Bullet fly thru the casket hit ya moms in the rib, u hear her say “ouch” u cryin but confused cause u thought she was dead

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man I just realized the teeth that hurt when I eat sweet stuff aren't even the teeth that got filled. what kind of bullshit racket is the dentist running on me

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if i was a young dandy in the 1800s tumblr would be such a great place. i would hear about it and immediately interpret it as “something of a town hall of the soul…. a corkboard of the mind! a ha! ahahaha!” and start clapping with odd space between each clap. my first post would be “Here’s something for all of you out there- a joke I heard passing through Crane’s Alleyway. The wise bull and the dull man walked between two great oaks- one of red wood, and the other of white. The dull man said “such great, sturdy wood- to build a house, or perhaps a fine campfire!” and deployed his saw with great ease. The wise bull simply chuckled and said “For you, perhaps, this wood makes a fine house… but for me, it is a house in itself!” and took it upon himself to enjoy the shade the great trees provided!”

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and to my only grandson, i bequeath the estate in aspen, under the strict stipulation that he dresses like a girl for a year. if he fails, then it shall be given to his evil cousin, whose name i never did catch

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welcome to my WEIRD FURRY blog where i only reblog WEIRD furries that you dont often see...

crustpunk possum in a denim vest with a mohawk

crustpunk rat in a denim vest with a mohawk

sparkledog with the caption "cringe culture is dead"

crustpunk possum in a denim vest with a mohawk

nude female hyena with an aesthetically pleasing human vagina and two perky breasts

crustpunk possum in a denim vest with a mohawk

crustpunk coyote in a denim vest with a mohawk

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it's like I'm always saying, nothing more anarchic than blatant authoritarianism.

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is it gauche to mention buying non essentials when I have a dono post up....... fwiw a 4pack of these lasts me like 6 weeks. well whatever.

man I went into a smoke shop for juul pods and I pulled out my id because, like, obviously, and the guy was like "nah man I don't even need to scan it. with that mustache? you playing with me?" dude you're five feet away from a college campus if you're not iding ppl on grounds of facial hair you are LOOKING to get your license revoked.

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It’s honestly hard to replace tumblr with another social media not because ‘Ooooh she’s so craaaazy I love her’ but because no other website has a tagging system that lets you easily and efficiently sort your posts and let you find anything on a specific topic as long as you sort it that way

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man I went into a smoke shop for juul pods and I pulled out my id because, like, obviously, and the guy was like "nah man I don't even need to scan it. with that mustache? you playing with me?" dude you're five feet away from a college campus if you're not iding ppl on grounds of facial hair you are LOOKING to get your license revoked.

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