#Zach Morris

[resplendentgoldenwings]

Someone please explain to me why Sir dresses himself like a villain from a 1960s kid's show. Please be serious. 🤣🤣🤣

I mean he has the gloves and everything.

Everyone is like ooohhh! He's such a scary psychopath. Meanwhile I'm like when did preppy get into cosplay? Someone please call Slater to deal with him.

@caracalliope

[myimaginaryradio]

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[restlesssinner]

Cop: you have 2 options; let me search your car or I write you up a ticket right now

Me: time out *pauses time and faces the fourth wall like uh - googles something I’m too young to remember - “Zach Morris” from “Saved By The Bell”*

Me: why should I choose get a speeding ticket despite going the speed limit

Me: when I can get ARRESTED for having DRUGS that a COP has PLANTED in my *cartoonishly fake British accent* BOOT

Me: *back to normal accent* if I wanted to see that, I’d watch Shrek 2

Me: time in *linear flow of time resumes*

Me: eat shit, pig *shoots cop in the face with the gun I pulled out of the glovebox during the time-out*

Me: *drives off to brunch with Deborah*

[askalby]

Everyone make sure to go bug Zach and tell him to bring Ask Surprise back for good, okay thanks

I’m Not Quite Loving It

[potterandpromises]

Season 4 premiere liveblog!

Are those home movies of the actors?

Typical Sazz!! (I know from the reviews they won't find her body right away but I'm still waiting for it)

Mabel I know it's conveniently dark but you should know what blood looks like by now

Howard's walking a new dog in the intro!

Mabel crashing at Oliver's is such a parallel to Oliver crashing at Mabel's in season 1

Oliver's really milking it!

I like that they're addressing that Howard's had at least eight cats, seemingly one at a time (seven Evelyns and one Barbra.)

Mabel I can think of a place for you to live

At this point they need the buddy system

Okay, per my last post, I think it might be "Todd Shettinger, EVP International." No glasses yet but look at that hairline! Also, he's giving me killer vibes.

Oh Brothers, I really did call that siblings theme.

Mabel's like yeah I'm gonna stay homeless

Zach Galifianakis is a highlight

Eugene Levy is like dark palette Charles

Also per my last post--there's that guy in background with the glasses, but he hasn't said anything so I don't know why he'd be [redacted for spoilers.]

THEY DID GET SCOTT BAKULA!!!

To be honest, those three have got to stop having drinks together. Doesn't go well.

If I had a nickel for every time this show's made a joke about joint/bone replacement I'd have two nickels.

So the initial clues up on the murder board are form Sazz herself, or someone who put them in her apartment.

This is like the opposite of Poppy trying to frame them in season 2.

This is darrrk for this show

There is something poetic though, about Charles holding Sazz in his hands. Something about her having been his stunt double and protecting him all these years, and having acquired that metal for/because of him.

[skunksintheportal]

Famband Joy ♥ Ep. 292 "Into the Thick of It"

[wheelsupin-azarathmetrionzinthos]

PIBE/Off Book Musician Alignment Chart:

(Zach Reino is Chaotic Evil As Well But His Piano Playing is Rare so Not Here)

(thank you @doorbellvibes )

[wokealqaeda]

Social outcasts from Columbine High School who banded together in a sea of pecking orders and cliques. The informal club was founded after Thaddeus "Tad" Boles received a trench coat from his mother for Christmas in 1996.

Roughly a week later, his close friend Chris Morris got a similar coat. Joseph "Joe" Stair soon followed suit. Pretty soon, almost all of Boles' friends were wearing them, including John Beachem, Eric Dutro, and Cory Friesen. Other core members included Charles "Chuck" Phillips Jr., Horst Rossmueller, Brian Sargent, Robert Perry, and Patrick McDuffee. Other associates of the group included Josh Barnes, Eric Jackson, Andy Thomas, Robyn Anderson, Nate Dykeman, Pauline Colby, Kristen Theibault, Krista Hanley, Alex Marsh, Devon Adams, Erin Adams, Nicole Markham, Jessica Rusch, Nicole Dickey, Abigail Boles, Zach Heckler, Chris Tibaldo, Kristi Epling, and Nate Epling.

General consensus holds that the group got its name after kids at school teasingly said: "Oh, here comes the trench coat mafia". The teens refused to be ruffled by the title. Instead, they adopted it proudly. They were the gamers and 'weird' kids; the ones who didn't fit in, whether unintentionally or deliberately. And they had found their niche.

[paulftompkins]

One of my all-time favorite podcasts, Off Book, wrapped up their weekly run with episode 300. I was honored to be their first and last guest! Jess McKenna & Zach Reino are brilliant, kind and hilarious people and I learned a lot from trying to keep up with them (honestly I should have learned more but that is on me). With Scott Passarella, Brett Morris and Dana Wickens, they made something so funny and full of joy that managed to be wildly entertaining while being neither saccharine nor cynical. Although I will miss having them to listen to every week, I am excited for whatever they are up to next. I will also miss the ads featuring children who have suffered horrific injuries. Thank you for the laughs and for trusting me so many times (that one is on YOU).

[lapislazulis-oceanroom23]

Promotional image of "Alone at Sea" by Kat Morris

[offbookkeeping]

new favorite famband conversation:

brett: cinnamon raisin grilled cheese.

dana: oh yes!! we've talked about this

brett: we did!

zach: you've said weird bullshit like this before

[abs0luteb4stard]

W A T C H I N G

[willowsfanarts]

you're so timeless - latest artwork

[starkdirewolflove]

The OMITB gang is going to Hollywood and taking some stars back with them. I can’t wait for the new season and to find out who killed Sazz/who meant to kill Charles.

[nicolajpg]

everytime i see that the bioware accs boast about the they have zimmer and balfe as thier main soundtrack guys i lose some years of my lifespam......... ..... ... .

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