#Zach Levi

[blacksupremacy86]

Hypno Toy Box: Big Kid

Big Kid is the name of a new magazine that is about to be launched by yours truly and I just knew who would be prefect.

Zachary Levi arrives on time to the cover and pages photo shoot settling in he picks up a Nintendo controller from a past console.

He starts to play so I leave the room, lock the door watching the magic as it happens and he starts to clue in.

Subconsciously the game is leading him into a path of mutual self discovery and also self destruction.

The minute he makes it to the casual the game takes over sending him on a quest to a thousand forks in the rode.

Each choice he makes guides him to loss of his own self awareness because he lives to play.

He never wants to leave the room ever again this is a game he can never win or lose.

Everything in his life fades to back of him s own meaningless existence the game is all that matters.

Zachary kicks off his shoes starts to relax so deep his body melts into the chair for he is one with the game.

“I’ve never played this game before. What is it? It’s really cool.”

“The spiral academy.”

“What an odd male choice? Hmm!”

“What a minute? Is that static?”

“The machine it’s…its”

“He is under sir.”

“Perfect timing “

“His wife will miss him”

“I don’t give shit! Let’s get him processed”

“Let the inner child out”

“Let him out”

“Must obey the game”

“Yeah man”

“What the hell am I wearing?”

“Old people’s clothes”

“Hey those look good”

“Stupid suit”

“Definitely! Oooh! I love floral”

“Thanks man!”

“Where was I?”

“I about to the beat the pants off of them “

“Hahahahahaha”

“I love it”

“You should play”

“Join me”

“Why not?”

“FUCK!”

We played a bit eventually Zachary stood up stretching for all to see his body pop in the shirt.

“What’s next man?”

“That game was tight”

“How about another?”

“Sure! Whatev”

“It’s called pump and tight”

“That sounds mature”

“Sure is”

“Exclusive “

“Here you go”

“I’ll bring snacks”

“Loads”

“Enough for a lifetime”

“You bet ya”

“Phase 2 commence “

“This game is…is”

“Unreal…I mean the graphics”

“Ahead of it’s time “

I can see him from the bar swipe his cap back a bit with deep intent he plays so serious.

So yes this is like that British show Big Kids from the early 2000s I love it and so do you so don’t lie.

I can see him hyping up his ass propelling up and down the coach in the thrill of his life at the moment.

“Hey man! Hurry up “

“Be right their”

“Fucker”

“Asswipe”

“Dick…hahahaha “

“Such a man child”

“A hug? What’s that for”

“I love you man”

“Me too”

“Strange events”

“We beat this one too”

“One more game”

“Hell yeah!”

“Let’s play”

“Woah! I…I…..I”

The end

[thetistaboveall]

The Lawrence Collection: The Pratt’s

Many varies journey’s can take a lifetime of all the changes that happen in your lifetime

so no shocker.

Zach has no idea that a moment of change is on its way as he jolts up at the sound of shattering glass erupts.

He gets up rolling off of his bed into his soft designers slippers he grabs a bat, reaches for his door and sneaks down the staircase.

He lands on the last step edging closer to the looming figure with his back turn to him in fear.

He backs up a bit to the wall taking a deep

heavy breath lifting his bat he skits over to

him.

Getting ready to swing it the man swerved to face him using his hand to block the blow easily.

The man unleashes a wicked smile bursting in to an evil laugh as he cuffs Zach’s neck to hold him tight.

The man looks in to his eyes distracting him while he forces a spray can in his face let it flow.

The aerosol canister goes off flushing deep in to his nose pushing past Zach’s defenses he lay mindless like a rag doll.

“Sorry Zach we have been tracking you for a while since a hot tip came across our deck.”

“You will never have freedom again I promise you.”

“You are pretty hot”

“Will sell you as set.”

“Wow! Nice grip”

“Still resistant I see”

“Mwahahahahaha”

“You will soon be re-educated”

“Eventually we will be best friends”

Stephen is his second eldest brother who he adopted as a kid walking into the mansion at midnight.

The man places a mini chip on a wall cause a shake in the disturbance opening up a tiny portal.

He kicks Zach into the portal as it closes up in a magnificent flash so he can turn his attention back.

“Who are you? Answer me! “

“Mwahahahahaha! Why don’t you sit your ass down and shut up?”

“Excuse me! Who do you think you are?”

“Who am I? Your new owner bitch”

“Kneel and submit”

“Fuck you and fuck that!”

“Finally a challenge. Yum!”

“Ok guys! Commence”

“Who’s on the other line?”

“Wouldn’t you like to know”

“Your days are numbered”

“You think so?”

“Cough-cough-cough”

“Idiot! It’s called Hypno gas”

“Your muscled tone ass is mine for all eternity.”

Brenton the second youngest brother is all that stylish, hot and so damn sexy in his bed room window.

I am thirsting a bit watching him stand near the room, putting his cell in between his lips he sighs.

I see him dance a bit lifting his tee shirt over his head in a bit with a dance he throws it to the side.

A shadow appears behind a man enters into the room from a door forming behind him in the wall.

Brenton is lost in the heights of feverish sexy dance off with his own shadow unknown to the danger.

The man takes a step further grabbing him by the neck and spraying him till he falls a sleep.

“Welcome Brenton”

“Nighty night”

“My love”

“Hello?”

“It’s concluded sire “

“Well done”

“Bring him to the lab”

“Sir Yes Sir”

“Thumbs up and he is gone”

“Three down and two to go”

“Oh sweet vengeance !”

“Soon it will be mine”

“Drop the canister “

“Don’t move”

“Oh! Officer Colton”

“I said stay still”

“No way!”

“Huh? Sleep”

“What the…uuuuuhh”

“You freeze”

“HOT!”

“Motherfucker”

“Who’s assuming control?”

“You are Master Lawrence “

“Follow me into the main room my love”

“Open the portal and go in”

“You are my property now”

“Nothing you can do about it”

“It’s your life now”

“Yes, Master Lawrence “

Robbie is a firefighter coming home from a huge day with exhaustive sigh he looks so exasperated.

“Oh! Poor Robbie”

“Where on earth?”

“Zip it “

“Mouth close”

“Hands to the side”

“No more speaking”

“No more free will”

“No more life”

Robbie eyes go dull falling back into his couch he falls completely under my spell for the rest of existence.

“Oh! Hey Master”

“Did I fall a sleep?”

“Kind of, yes”

“Yyyyeeesss!”

“My Master”

“You are right and just”

“A leader”

“A king”

“No matter what”

“Call me Master”

“Sir Yes Master Lawrence Sir”

“Kiss me”

“Yyyyeeesss”

“Your lips sweet”

“Intoxicating”

“Damn!”

“My mind is blown”

The end

[echerocast]

Shazam! Fury of the Gods

[movieconsumer]

Shazam! Fury of the Gods

Frankly, they would have had to screw this up really badly for me to lose my enthusiasm for the character as created by the first film in the series. Fortunately, they not only failed to screw it up, they found a very reasonable approach to extending the story and then they cast some new characters that just tell you, the film is going to work. I can’t say it is perfection, but I can say I had a…

[koalasmashedoneucalyptus]

Only Murders is an insane show to think about because I would have never thought I'd see Steve Martin and Melissa McCarthy play siblings and Melissa McCarthy and Meryl Streep fight over Martin Short while Eugene Levy, Zach Galifianakis, Eva Longoria, and Selena Gomez watch from the sideline while Molly Shannon sleeps in the next room. That whole scene excludes the fact there's pink eye Richard Kind and Christmas Kumail Nanjiani. Also Irish stunt double Paul Rudd and lesbian stunt double Jane Lynch.

[potterandpromises]

Season 4 premiere liveblog!

Are those home movies of the actors?

Typical Sazz!! (I know from the reviews they won't find her body right away but I'm still waiting for it)

Mabel I know it's conveniently dark but you should know what blood looks like by now

Howard's walking a new dog in the intro!

Mabel crashing at Oliver's is such a parallel to Oliver crashing at Mabel's in season 1

Oliver's really milking it!

I like that they're addressing that Howard's had at least eight cats, seemingly one at a time (seven Evelyns and one Barbra.)

Mabel I can think of a place for you to live

At this point they need the buddy system

Okay, per my last post, I think it might be "Todd Shettinger, EVP International." No glasses yet but look at that hairline! Also, he's giving me killer vibes.

Oh Brothers, I really did call that siblings theme.

Mabel's like yeah I'm gonna stay homeless

Zach Galifianakis is a highlight

Eugene Levy is like dark palette Charles

Also per my last post--there's that guy in background with the glasses, but he hasn't said anything so I don't know why he'd be [redacted for spoilers.]

THEY DID GET SCOTT BAKULA!!!

To be honest, those three have got to stop having drinks together. Doesn't go well.

If I had a nickel for every time this show's made a joke about joint/bone replacement I'd have two nickels.

So the initial clues up on the murder board are form Sazz herself, or someone who put them in her apartment.

This is like the opposite of Poppy trying to frame them in season 2.

This is darrrk for this show

There is something poetic though, about Charles holding Sazz in his hands. Something about her having been his stunt double and protecting him all these years, and having acquired that metal for/because of him.

[three-headed-monster]

back to camp!

[azertyrobaz]

Are you the little boy from Home Alone?

[boardchairman-blog]

**Shots of the Episode**

Only Murders in the Building (2021)

Season 4, Episode 1: “Once Upon a Time in the West” (2024) Director: John Hoffman Cinematographer: Kyle Wullschleger

[outtagum]

+ BONUS:

[starkdirewolflove]

OMITB

Well this weeks episode was another great one with the sextet sleuths trying to solve the murder mystery of the season and even though I’ve still no idea who killed Sazz at least they solved Dudenoff’s death.

I actually thought Dudenoff was more sinister than the lonely father/grandfather figure he was made out to be. Like he got this disparate group of people together to host weekly card games and dinners in his apartment, gets them to move into the empty apartments he owns on that floor and then manipulates five of them into disposing of a body, fraud and identity theft like he was directing some weird play from beyond the grave. Like what he did was so fucked up, he made these people believe they were a part of his family and then he basically kills himself in front of them (even worse for Ana since she would’ve only been about 17-18), emotionally blackmails them to incinerate his body, fraudulently cash his social security cheques and hide it all from Helga because she was his daughter figure. I doubt he was even really dying and that was all just part of his film idea cos when the camera panned to him in the basement it was a Dutch angle which is used to create tension and suggest something is really wrong here and he made a few comments about them being a great cast if their lives were a movie. Also if he was worried about the Westies losing their apartments when he died why did he not just sign the properties over to them so they would be the legal owners? It was gonna come out at some point that he wasn’t really cashing those cheques or actually living in Portugal and the Westies would face jail time or massive debt paying back the illegally obtained money.

Whoever the sniper is was definitely targeting Glenn Stubbins for some reason and if he was harassing Sazz it’s a bit strange that he insinuated himself into the trio’s lives, got Charles to do the Stuntman wake and then got a job on the OMITB movie as Zach’s stunt double so he probably has some blackmail information.

I think Oliver’s wedding at the end of the season will be a grand finale where everything goes to hell at the Arconia and all the seasons long questions will be answered (it’s gonna be a Red Wedding). I bet Jan pops up at the reception if not the ceremony itself.

[korshrimpski]

[neverscreens]

— ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING, season four.

Once Upon a Time in the West, Part One, Part Two.

Gates of Heaven, Part One, Part Two.

Two for the Road, Part One, Part Two.

The Stunt Man, Part One, Part Two.

Adaptation, Part One, Part Two.

Like or reblog if it was useful, every interaction shows us that we should keep making screencaps for y'all ♡

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

NOOOOOOO DETECTIVE WILLIAMS WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED MORE TIME YOU AND YOUR WIFE WERE MY FAVOURITE COUPLE!!!!!!

[other-stuff-and-everything-else]

Eva Longoria and Selena Gomez as Mabel, Eugene Levy and Steve Martin as Charles, and Martin Short and Zach Galifianakis as Oliver in Only Murders in the Building Season Four. The podcast goes to Hollywood! 

[potterandpromises]

4x03 liveblog! Tuesday is quickly becoming the best day of the week.

Oh there's the Greek reference!

Okay the fact that Law and Order exists in this universe means that everyone has so many lookalikes

Da'vine Joy Randolph is once again delightful

Oliver, you're like tempting the narrative for this to come out

"I'm gonna go fire my agent and visit my kids" man that's like an anti Oliver joke

The writers must have had fun with all those pig names

Mabel eyeing up that apartment

The fucking eye patches over their glasses

I love how Mabel and Eva are matching

I keep waiting for Winnie to show up

"No one gets it the first time" implies he's taught this technique before

That bonding sequence is the most jarring thing since 1x01

So what exactly were those "eye drops" made of?

There may be a killer in the building but the celebrities are the real bad guys this season

That's the perfect present of a twist : )

Is that Sazz with the little pig blacked out?