#ZEKE STFU

[archivedzeke]

ZEKE ! these are some of the body references i use when i write for beefy or built m! reader. unless i include something different. it’s heaven fr. i love writing beefy! m reader who can cook and care for their lover! people think they’re intimidating because of their stature but they’re really just a big ass cuddle bug who likes to be held by their bf. i don’t like going for the muscle type all the time. if they are it’s gonna be fat thrown in there somewhere.

[guildwarszeke]

there should be more tengu ocs. do you have any idea how cool and varied they are. the sky is the limit and i'm not talkin just flight bro

if you have a tengu oc you should sooo reblog this with info/art about them

[westgreenzeke]

i feel like if you tried to separate cleo and frida you'd need a spatula and they'd make a velcro noise

[the-woild-is-y-erster]

Another important question: who said "I love you" first? Eel or Shoe?

shoe. hundred percent. you think ezekiel "emotionally constipated because of childhood abuse and trauma and burial of feelings" cattaneo could do it? honey.

shoe said it really offhandedly into a silence when they were on the roof of the lodging house looking at the sunset and eel just sat there like 😨🥺🥹 and then they kissed and lived happily ever after

i think they had their first kiss like months before they said ily because it always bothers me when people move too fast in relationships and say they love you after like. a week. (who am i to talk abt this ive never been in a relationship 💀💀) and like hey no shame on those people but like it feels so much more meaningful if you wait

i think they started dating before eel found chiara but didnt say ily until after

and so the first time eel said it

he had gone to harlem for some meeting of all the borough leaders, and it was late when he got back

and chiara was like. baby baby when he found her, like nearly newborn

and something about babies. is that they eat. so much. and so often. like every two hours i think (i dunno ive never taken care of a baby)

and so its super late when eel gets back, and he's so ready to go to bed when he suddenly remembers he has to feed chiara.

and he walks into the kitchen to start getting the feeding stuff together.

and theres shoe, chiara in his arms, asleep and clearly having been just fed.

and eel falls to his knees and sobs out an 'i love you'

because what was he supposed to do when he saw this beautiful boy so gently taking care of his daughter? not get slapped across the face with raw affection and adoration??

[kuroosdarling]

INA + MICHE ! @zorotits ᥫ᭡

how he wants to spend valentine’s day with you :

ᥫ᭡ miche likes to keep things lowkey. he takes you to your favorite bar to get a drink and shoot some pool. he loves playing with you because it means he can wrap his arms around you and guide you as you make your play. while you go to shoot your shot, he’s shooting his, whispering sweet nothings in your ear. he smirks if you falter at his words and yet claims that he’s not doing it on purpose to throw you off your game, scouts honor ;)

[nevaroonie]

Odieus Rex did an amazing job as Zeke that being said... I have never wanted to punch another character in the face, so much-

( I knew close-knit was cult but dam.. also they could Try to hide the racism in the meeting bro- )

LIKE ZEKE WE GET IT YOU HATE D(A)EMONS STFU 😮‍💨🤦🏾‍♀️

[briefpeachdinosaur]

any character you dislike for a reason that doesn’t really make sense but it makes sense to you?

I dislike damon from the vampire diaries, I watched it years ago and I was so sick and tired of him.

I also don't like his brother.

The only difference between damon and Stefan was that stefan apologies for his Actions (but like? Your still horrible stefan )

And everybody tries so hard to defent this mf just cuz he is good looking, mind you he is a horrible person.

And I don't care about his father wound I feel like that was added to give him an excuse to be like this but its first off its not an excuse ( its an expaination to why but he shouldn't use that to be horrible) it feels so forced It's the same with klaus he was soooo annoying and all the ppl were like "its bc of his daddy issues " WHO CARES? I SURE DON'T THAT DOSEN'T EXPLAIN SHIT!!!

(Is it obvious that I don't like tvd?)

And I also dislike zeke from aot. And don't come with me with "yeah he has daddy/mommy issues "

I do too and 50% of the aot characters do too.

He literlly enjoyed killing all these people on Paradies ( and after he sent his parents to the Paradies he was taken in by his granparents, is that correct or do I have it wrong in mind 😭?)

I also dislike annie like can she stfu respectfully? Levi and jean WERE SO RIGHT FOR GIVING HER SIDE EYE

And to all these ppl saying " you just don't understand her" please be quit too.

Tags! @viiper1

[cosmicjoke]

Not rambling about this on main because not in the mood to get flamed by the eruri's

But I saw a post of Levi finally killing Zeke and someone reblogged it and tagged it with Levi being distressed about it because his "mission was over" and that he had no more orders from Erwin left to follow

And it made me so mad that I wanted to block them on the spot, because they are probably 10000000% the type to think that Levi is "Erwin's lapdog", saying that Levi only killed Zeke because Erwin told him to and not because y'know

Killing Zeke would stop the Rumbling and would thus save what little was left of humanity

But noooo, apparently the only reason Levi killed Zeke was to follow Erwin's orders like WHAT

People are fucking stupid

That's... hilariously stupid, lol. It's like these people are physically incapable of objectively interpreting the story. Like they're somehow compelled to filter everything Levi does through the context of him being a slave to Erwin's will. They're so fucking stupid, like you said. They never have an answer either to why it is, if Levi only cared about fulfilling his "vow to Erwin" (which, for the millionth time, wasn't a vow FOR Erwin, it was for all his comrades), then why the hell did he keep fighting and leading the alliance after the fact? Why the hell did he bother and put his life on the line and try so hard to keep everyone going, if all he ever cared about was Erwin and not humanity? Like, STFU and get the hell outta' here.

It's a pretty safe bet that, yeah, they're the type to think Levi is Erwin's lapdog, or rather, they like to see him that way. Too bad for them canon completely contradicts their fantasies. Not worth your time.

Levi wasn't distressed about killing Zeke, either. He was fucking relieved. He'd come to accept that he wouldn't be able to do it, and suddenly there the chance was, just sitting right in front of him. It was the weight of four years of heavy burden being lifted from his shoulders. Considering how hard and fast Levi came in and chopped that fuckers head off, I don't think he felt any kind of way about it but overwhelming release.

[ly0nstea]

My thoughts on the final special, skip to the end if you just want the review and not my hilarious commentary as i watched

The ringing in armins ears was a very nice touch

Armoured titan continues to do all the heavy lifting

Uh ohhhh

Adding scenes with onyankopon at the fort was nice

Getting to see more of the nine was really nice

Pieck solos fr

Pieck getting got by the tybur warhammer and reiner by porco and marcel is kinda hilarious

Connie solos frrr

MIKASA JUST FUCKING RAPID FIRE 3 THUNDERSPEARS WTF

Dude ymir HATES reiner bringing up his whole past

WHAT REINER DOESNT GET EATEN IN THE MANGA WHAT THE FUCK

Nvm he does i just checked i forgot

HOW IS REINER SO FUCKING INVINCIBLE

Jean forgiving reiner L take jean

SNAKE TITAN

BOOOOO GABI THROW HER OFF

Why is falcos titan green

LETS GOO ANNIE

"Where's Arm- i mean, Pieck" ARUANI ARE SO WINNINGGGGGG

Booooo dont kill eren let him win

The eldians should kill all the marleyans fuck them shoot their asses

THEY HAVE LIGHTNING AND FUCKING BOWS AND ARROWS?????

AND FUCKING SWORDA???? AND AXES

Pieck solos again

PIECK KEEPS SOLOING

Jean does not solo bro please

Mikasa not being able to fuckung speak lmaooo

Fucking gabi tryna shoot the titans dumbass tell her ass levi

Cringe Levi L take stomp them all out he doesnt regret his choice bcuz hr knows erwin wpuldve done the based thing and wiped out humanity outside the walls

Slingshot mikasa we stan

Oopsie

Annie doing parkour off the spine of the titan shes the real mvp

Armin having an out of body experience

Damn armin hates himself, based tbh hes a lil bitch

Fucl yea all thosw bitches and the giraffes getting trampled

YO COLLOSSALS ON THE LAVA THATS SO SICK

Millenia of history getting wiped out only paradis deserves to stand 💪💪💪💪

Zeke building his lil castle

Ey its the explanation

"Being alive means dying eventually" zeke youre not smart please stfu

Baby eren ❤️

Zeke and armin talking about the same thing but seeing entirely different things might genuinely be my favourite image in the entire series holy shit

AND SCYTHES

Bertie boys fighring for the love of his life bros so cucked

Ymir saving reiners life bros so cucked

Fucking gabi and her stupid rifle hate that bitch

Aruani stays winning

Krugers so cool bro

Why does zeke love being naked so much

Zekes always fucking up erens shit man

Cucktoldt is back

Zeke getting to reconcile with grisha was nice

Levi gettjng the fucking brawl sound affect for killimg zeke lmaook

Booooo why didnt the baby get thrown

Imagine being the last guy to fall off that cliff thatd suck ass

Jean finally did something

Reiner continues to fucking carry the entire plan by himself

If only armin used his nuke on more civilians </3 him getting held up was sick asf tho

Gabi got to live and her parents booooo kill them all

LET REINER FUCKING DIE HOLY SHIT

LETS GO ERENS ALIVE ABSOLUTE LEGEND

Boooo the eldians and marleyans are working together L bozos kill the marleyans every man woman and child

How did connie figure that out

Honestly id accepy jean and connie dying if it meant gabis bloodline being ended right now

That was such a nice send off for connie and jean im kine of mad its a fake out tbh

REINER CARRYING ONCE AGAIN

Mikasa stop getting fucking headaches and do your job holy shit

Uh oh cabin time

The why are you crying symmetry oo

Cabin erens a lil bitch

HES SO TALL

ROCK HIS SHIT EREN

Mikasas cut looks so good in this

HE TURNED ARMINS FACE TO RUBBLEEEE

Mikasas such a traitor

WHYD SHE CUT HIS HAIR

Mikasas a necrophiliac and ymirs a voyeur

Child armin looks so mich like a girl in mappas style

Whys he tryna make mikasa the mc in the last chapter 🤡🤡🤡

Eren killed his own mom what a madlad

Get rocked eren

Whys armins face like rhat

Its the "worst manga panel of all time"

A sea of blood thats beautiful

80% not enough it shouldve been 90% with only the 10% on paradis left

"Im sure the hell we went through has happened over and over" i actually dont think this has happened before armin

Gross hes holding hair and teeth

"It was at out feet but you were always looking at the distance" is a very nice allegory for freedom and drive

0/10 armin didnt kiss him as well

Still mad we dont get to see anyone elses converstions with eren, especially floch

Pieck is so unserious

MICHE AND PETRA ON SCREEN LETS GO 10/10 FINALE

gabi on screen 0/10 finale

"Give him a proper burial" his is ass does NOT deserve that

"Prove it" cant prove a negative dumbass this is why marley deserves to die theyre all dumbasses

Ymirs all grown up and is it too early to say—

Erehisu stans are so fucking fuming rn holy shit

JAEGERIST INSIGNIA IS SO FUXKING COOL SHIT

Nicoli on screen 0/10 finale

HITCH ON SCREEN 10/10 FINALE

Reiner please calm down for 2 seconds

ANNIE IN A SUIT SHES SO SMALL I LOVE HER

Levi on screen L YO HIS EYE THOO THATS SICK

Can gabi and falco please fuck off

Paradis looks so pretty

Mikasa never threw away the scarf smh

Love the idea that shiganshina becomes a fucking cyberpunk capital and not just a big city

Anyway all jokes aside, the ending still feels a bit inconsequential seeing that no one dies in the final battle, considering how the rest of the show was. Eren's still a coward and a pussy and his inability to act with decisiveness is the reason shiganshina (and presumably the rest of Paradis) is inevitably destroyed, it also proves the Jaegarists point that no matter what happens theyll never stop trying to wipe out eldians, even centuries after titans are wiped out. Eren lied to the people of Paradis and got them killed so like 8 people could live half decent lives cleaning up his mess, most hollow victory of all time. Over all its like a 7/10 ending, there isnt any other way it really could have ended comsidering the story. The new paradis emblem is so fucming cool tho holy shit. Get Rumbled Stay Humbled.

[askyuuandco]

Liu: aye yooo boss are y'all doing the- *just then gets hit in the face with a normal pillow*

Idia: STFU! D:<

Zeke: at least I don't have a crap ton of magazines of our classmate =-=

First-Year Girls: OAO ooooooooooohhhhhhhh

First-Year Boys: *spitttake*

@askyuuandco

Yuu: Hey I'm here to give out PTC posters...heeeelllloooo =o=

Rosia: Ah, hello Yuu. Are you advertising the PTC? <:)

[guildwarszeke]

hey is this supposed to happen

[westgreenzeke]

shoutout to every bitch out here making ragatha just fucking crazy like you wield that cleaver bitch!!!

[enderempresss16]

just saw your post about tagging you when tof x reader starts coming out but i actually just posted a zero x reader (tof) if you want to check it out on my profile! and for future reference, i'll try to tag you when i do post any!

Saw this after i already lost my shit over the zero fic, but I am still very excited about this! I've already checked out some of your stuff & I love what I've seen so far. I can't wait to see what you write next for ToF! 🥺💕

[just-some-random-blogger]

FALLING INTO A SEEEEAAAAAAAA OFFFFFF FFLLLLUUUUUUUUFFFFFFF 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

Looking up from the toasted panini you were cutting in half, you frowned at your work friend Stacy. “What?”

I would just like to say that i smelled the panini when i read this... I DONT EVEN KNOW IF I KNOW WHAT A PANINI IS MWJSNSJJSJHAHAHHAHAH

Your other friend Zeke clapped his hands together and leaned forward. “Oooh! I like this concept. There’s plenty of things Y/N has never done.”

First of all zeke stfu. You dont have to call out yn AND ME out like that ///: booo tomato tomato 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

“I can’t think of anything,” Stacy responded with a shrug. “I’ve experimented with a lot of things.”

K Stacy. /: Edi ikaw na

“So have I,” Zeke added on, shooting you a smirk. “Our Y/N here though…”

///: i hate zeke L A MAJOR L

“Miss Routine that you are.”

😔 this is where my similarities with yn end.

“Eats the same panini every time we come here for lunch and grumbles when the table you like is taken. Face the facts, you do everything the same every time.”

YN RUN UR FRIENDS ARE BULLIES

SO WHAT YN LIKES PANINIS ITS FUN TO SAY AND PROBABLY TASTES GOOD IDK

“Nothing major. That would be upsetting to you. But something different. Bold. Step out of the comfortable slipper life and stride through your day in heels or something,” Zeke suggested, animated as he imagined this strange version of yourself. You tried to follow his vision but soon scrunched up your nose.

Honestly Zeke 🔪🤬 i think you should let all of us wear comfy slippers cos DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LIFE SUCKS WHEN YOURE WEARING SHOES THAT HURT YOUR FEET FUCK YOU ZEKE GO TO JAIL PARTY

“We’re not picking on you.”

Yn ur friends with liars dafaq

He had to work in some type of professional position, given his neat green striped shirt and charcoal suit pants, the matching jacket folded over the adjacent chair. His dark hair was pushed away from his face, rich brown eyes now bemusedly catching your prolonged stare again. You blushed and darted your focus to the same-old sandwich you were eating at the same table, and suddenly were up on your feet before you acknowledged the reason.

OMG YONK MY YONK MY YONK YONK WHO PROBABLY SMELLS AMAAAAZZZING DAMN THE WAY HE WAS WRITTEN SMELLLLSSSS EXPENSIVE

Despite the amusement still etched in his handsome expression, you noticed the look of surprise in his eyes. “Hello?”

HIII 💗💗💗💗💗💗

“Brian,” he responded on instinct, slipping a warm palm against yours. “Can I help you, Y/N?”

HIIII BRRIIIAANNNNNNNN💗💗💗💗💗😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

“You’re hot.”

Just like that. I mean yn like me fr. 😔 Aint hot no game therefore has the most game in the world 😩😩😩

“I’m not put off,” he assured you, cracking a grin. “So, I’m hot?”

JSJSJSJSJSJS HE REALLY OUT HERE GOIN

And i mean same he mad valid for that i too also need words of affirmation mMAJAJJAJSJS HAHAHAHA

“I’m not opposed to receiving them,” he told you with a flash of his teeth. You laughed and sat in the chair he gestured for you to take. “Level of attraction aside, what does my appearance mean?”

NSJSHHSJSBSS HES SO

“A solid six. I’ve had worse.”

DAMN. Tough crowd. Yn flat out said he was hot and still got a six. How much confidence does this man need to extract from me. Come on yonk i would die if i ever saw you dont play me like this

“Can I humour you some more?” he wondered, pulling out his phone and holding it out. You glanced at it and then at him, watching his lips curling into another smile. “It was the hot compliment that hooked me.”

I think you’re hot too. Text me a time to see if we can handle this heat together.

HES SO CORNY I WANT HIM

Sitting back in your chair, you smiled. Brian was right. It hadn’t been all that bad after all.

Manifesting expensive smelling brian in my nearest panini shop. Now i just gotta figure that out

Impulsive

Pairing: Brian Kang x female reader

Genre: fluff / coffee shop au

Warnings: none

Word count: 1373

“What’s something you’ve never done before?”

Looking up from the toasted panini you were cutting in half, you frowned at your work friend Stacy. “What?”

Your other friend Zeke clapped his hands together and leaned forward. “Oooh! I like this concept. There’s plenty of things Y/N has never done.”

“Wasn’t this a generic question for us all?” you asked, slightly panicked at the way they were eying you now. You attempted a laugh. “What have you never done then?”

“I can’t think of anything,” Stacy responded with a shrug. “I’ve experimented with a lot of things.”

“So have I,” Zeke added on, shooting you a smirk. “Our Y/N here though…”

Looking between the pair, you gaped at them incredulously. “What? What about me?”

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[ackerbabezzz]

[six-magnitude-girl]

Question: Who's your favorite child?

Grisha and Carla: *in unison* Mikasa!

Question: Your favorite son?

Grisha and Carla: *looks at each other* Armin.

Zeke and Eren: ...*left the chat*

Incorrect quotes inspiration: This funny interview