#gw2 gnashblade

[guildwarszeke]

happy birthday to THIS freak. this fucking weirdo. anarcho capitalist BOZO. /aff

happy birthday evon gnashblade

[ratasum]

I have been clicking for several minutes now. It's like a stress ball but with exploding emails.

[littlefoxgw2]

i need to smack that guy with a water balloon again i think

[astridkai]

My friend @nonoidontthinkso was very kind and got me a bow and thought the Evon Gnashblade birthday email was amazing body paragraph material

[feathered-dino]

GOD I THOUGHT YOU ALL WERE JOKING

EVON GNASHBLADE

I KNOW ITS YOUR 'BIRTHDAY'

STOOOOOPPPPPP

[eternalalchemagical]

“Burn it all.”

Proposition: You give me the teehee “get an achievement for throwing a water balloon at this idiot” side character merchant meow meow— and I turn him into a terrifying, ruthless mafioso who absolutely despises mesmers but enjoys the convenience of having an 8ft tall time wizard bound to him by a contract signed under duress that she can’t escape :)

And his tried and true problem solving skill rapidly becomes letting his fucked up rent-a-bestie beam the heat death of the universe directly into your mind before he lets her turn you into meat confetti :)

Also, he’s a big ol’ bisexual slut :) who said that

[i-mybrunettelady]

i am so sorry in advance, bestie.

nyra and evon gnashblade, because he stole my gold once.

Crackship points +10

Nyra would have a crapton of fun dragging him to battle, pretending she's "conscripting" him. As it is, I don't think she interacts with him very much unless she's ordering something but she did think his conscription was deserved and needed lmao

[fireskarr]

GW2 Unused dialogue: Flirty lines?

So here's a fun one ;)

During my deep dive into the Living World S1 related dialogue lines in the game, I stumbled across a flirty line from Jory that I hadn't heard before. I didn't think much of it at the time, since several of her regular lines are rather flirty. But then I found one for Braham. And then Rox. And then I started to pay attention.

For most characters, there are blocks of what I like to call 'generic' lines. These blocks tend to be separate from the story-specific lines and ambient conversations, and include things like event-related chatter (let's go, follow me, go on ahead, etc), greetings, yes/no, calls for help, battle cries, etc. And I noticed some of the "thank you"/gratitude lines were almost always preceded by some kind of flirty line (and a few aren't, it's kinda messy haha). So I ran through all the other characters and pulled what I could find.

Not all named characters seem to have these though, and I might have missed one or two that weren't obviously flirty. There's also a chance that some of these are part of ambient conversations I'm not aware of, but most ambient conversations tend to be separate, so I dunno. Like I said; kinda messy.

I've separated them into two groups: Named NPCs and un-named NPCs

Marjory Delaqua: "Mmm, mm, mmm. You can walk into my bar any old time." Braham: "You'd look great in a bear skin." Rox: "I like you almost as much as meat!" Magnus the Bloody Handed: "You look like a kindred spirit. You like winter sports?" Evon Gnashblade: "You like gold? Jewels? I bet you do." Vorpp: "Hello beautiful. Are there anymore at home like you?" Scarlet Briar: "Hello, you're pretty cute. For a drone." Captain Mai Trin: "Do you have what it takes to be my First Mate?" Magister Tassi: "What do you say? You, me, a little romantic stroll through the library, hmm?" Mad King Thorn: "Heey! How would you like to be queen for a day?" Bloody Prince Thorn: "Mmm, you're as luscious as blood in the moonlight."

Lionguard 1: "Hey, good lookin'." Lionguard 2: "My shift's about to end, how about a drink?" Aetherblade 1: "Hey baby, wanna ride on an airship?" Aetherblade 2: "I'm all business. But I'm all pleasure too." Aetherblade 3: "Hey there, hot stuff." Zephyrite 1: "I feel a spark between us." Zephyrite 2: "You outshine the sun." Zephyrite 3: "Did I see a glint in your eye?" Zephyrite 4: "I feel balanced, now that you're here."

[cindermetalheadgw2]

As a usps employee I would like to formally apologize to the entire gw2 community for all the Evon Gnashblade Birthday Spam but postage has been pain and we are obligated by law to deliver all 1000000000000000000 of them 😔

[grasping-earth]

I will forgive GW2 for doing what is effectively a Black Friday sale because they are framing it was Evon Gnashblade's "birthday" (quotes required every time) - a tacit acknowledgement that it's an empty capitalist occasion, and we have someone in Tyria who'd be all about that!

But also I appreciate the fact that it's not just gem store sales where you can spend your real cash (the Black Friday thing) - they're also giving opportunities to trade game materials for cash shop goods!

Using this time of year as a prompt to revamp the Black Lion Trading Company is a kind of fun idea, as much as I despise Black Friday as a thing, and the material exchange really saves it as a game event for me. At least I can engage with the idea of BLTC commerce without it just being a thinly veiled invitation to spend real money.

[lamby-grahamy]

Love to see gw2 trending, even if I will miss Mr. Gnashblade’s birthday.

[miragecounseling]

i still havent played the new story stuff in gw2 whoops

but im logging in to get these things for evon gnashblades bday thing lmao

[fregion-bond-breaker]

So with Crow being a competitor to Black Lion, what is his main product he sells that differentiates him from Evon?

Crow runs the same things that evon runs but also he runs also runs underground and illegal item trades as well. His legal trading post also takes special orders since they have their own crafters under contract. So since they come from within the trade group they are sold at a reduced cost to what evon has. The main thing he cant compete with is the gem store items (and yes even if it was jokingly said in an interview i think, the gem store to me is canon) He hasnt figured out how evon does that bit yet. But crow has his own brand of things too, from coffee, fur oils, motor oil etc. You name it he likely makes it and sells it.

[commander-yinello]

!!!!!! jade prosthetic in the gem store

[commander-titania]

Tyria Pride is on it’s way! Here’s the promo image I made for the announcement! 

Join us June 27th in Ebonhawke, and June 28th in Lions Arch at 4pm CST for NA and 16:00 CEST for EU! 

More Info Here

[guildwars2]

♪⁽⁽٩( ᐖ )۶⁾⁾ Festival of the Four Winds is live! ₍₍٩( ᐛ )۶₎₎♪

Festival of the Four Winds is here! Take the fate of Tyria off your shoulders and relax for a while.

Release notes are here! 

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