#ZCREAMZ

[just-a-local-abomination]

:0 YOU'RE ALZO TETO / YOURSZELF??????? IVE NEVER ZEEN ANOTHER YOURZELF EVER AHHHHHOHHHHHHHHHH

Rlly hope ur ok with doublez :3

♡ .* ~ { About Kryptid } ~ ♡ .*

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✧.* Pronouns : He ♡ They ♡ She ♡ Floof ♡ Star

✧.* Labels : Omnisexual, Ambiamorous, Genderqueer

✧.* Alterhumanity : Kasane Teto (Kintype), Silver fox (Theriotype), and Yourself / Silly billy (Hearttype)

✧.* Fandoms : FNAF, BATIM, Bonnie's Bakery, Kinitopet, Furry, Minecraft, MLP, etc.

✧.* Main Hobbies : Art, Guitar, Quadrobics, Video games, Sewing

✧.* DNI : MAPs, Discriminators of any kind, Anti-Furries, Anti-Otherkin, Anti-Age regression

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[zionanelequaso]

if you like aewvs/abibaz pleaze interact

[houzeof1000femboyz]

yo happy bday to mikan tsumiki!!

mikan fictionkinz itz literally ur day :3

[vivid-badsquad]

i died death

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[clipzicle]

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STUFF :]

[lower-management]

I hate having to torture poetz. Thoze baztardz zomehow alwayz try to pzychoanalize you and the zcreamz don't come out quite az well

[buhdaw]

I WENT TO A CLAIREZ AANNNDD HOY TOPIC TODAY

BOTH OF THEM

IB THE ZAME DAY

IN THE ZAMR MALL

zcreamz in zcene

WHATD YOU GET!?!??!?!?!@??@

[doghearted-canine]

hhghghgjrhj coil........ tththeme.. screrams at and runs awayayy..

YEUZ!!! ITZ COIL!!! HAAAYY!!! .. ZCREAMZ BACK

[vampirepherom0ans]

kills you

ZCREAMZ IN FEAR AND TERROR

[sallymew4]

ZCREAMZ AT U

GET OUT OF HERE TWO YEAR OLD

[marzisntbritish]

Zcreamz

I'm honored

[swampthing07]

csn I just sau

zcreamz.

Yes you can, I love you! <3 Goodnight everybody, I've got to goooo. So long, fair well some German words goodnight. When did I become afraid of the jazz, baby? I can dim the lights. Horace was so sad, he'd never had a girl that he could care for. Let's build a commune on the moon, let's build a commune on mars, we've got millions and billions of comrades, across millions and billions of starsss

[houzeof1000femboyz]

YO CHAT GO FOLLOW MY BUDDY @sylversterlingstarz

HEZ REALLY FUCKING GOOD AT ART GO GIVE HIM ZOME LOVE

[lower-management]

I mean, he'd end up downstairz and he'z pretty fucking annoying zo I don't wanna deal with that. But I think hiz zcreamz would really be a nice addition, we've had in mind hiz punizshment for a bit now.

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[lower-management]

I figure you want the… I can’t handle Hell’s weird antonym thing about adjectives, anyway. I figure you want the best for your… child you are “begrudgingly stuck babysitting”. You should most likely teach him that collaboration and teamwork are important. Oh, boo, all good things suck, why would I teach him this, I hear you saying in your head. To this I propose a delightful little number from a children’s show about magical horses: A Better Way To Be Bad. It’s teamwork, but for the purpose of tearing their enemies apart. Not to mention it’s lead by an eight year old.

Other educational tunes may include Big and Loud Pt 2 from Cats Don’t Dance (teaches standing up for one’s self and crushing one’s enemies) and Stick It To The Man from School of Rock (teaches, eloquently, sticking it to the Man and being angry).

Other fun songs for your reluctantly supervised tot include Rosin Eating Zombies From Outer Space by Richard Meyer and Lion City by Soon He Newbold.

Please read this well-written letter,

Servus x

I will preface thiz by zaying that thiz letter zoundz like a very human thing to zend to The Prince of Hell.

To anzwer quickly az to get thiz off the pile of paperwork I have: All the educational tunez it needz are the zcreamz of the damned. And juzt collaborating with otherz often getz you nazty ztab woundz. It'll become a perfectly nazty demon without all your moralz.

[puppypop5]

boo

ZCREAMZ