#Z anon

[annabelle--cane]

anon LOVE you have made many posts over the years that have prompted me to think more critically and compassionately about a lot of things. also you were nice to me when I was regularly a little bit cringe and annoying in your inbox when we were idk 17? also you made a very long post about martin blackwood a long time ago that I still think about a lot (I have not listened to TMA) ~ Z

;-; 2. let they who were not a little bit cringe on the internet when they were 17 cast the first stone 3. get totally blorbo in law'd 4. nice to see you still around, z!

[italic-doing-random-shit]

hey Shy uh why were you curious on my organs and bones exactly?

bones are cool, and you don’t see them often!

…

you don’t see them often, right?

[hmshermitcraft]

Joe hides whenever he's missed a few nights of sleep very well, so it confuses him whenever Cleo is somehow aware when he's pulled a few too many all nighters. I mean, he thought he was great at layering concealer on his eyebags until they were basically invisible! How did they know?

Unbeknownst to him, Cleo is laughing at the fact that whenever Joe is especially sleepy, he'll mumble poetry to himself whilst building or just sitting in silence.

This usually ends in a cuddle session though, so Cleo's not planning on telling him any time soon.

- Z

Sometimes she wouldn't even count it as poetry - more mumbled rhymes that very vaguely relate to each other. Plus, he's terrible at hiding the concealer itself. She can see the creases in it. Joe would realise if he weren't dead tired (even deader than her and that's an achievement!)

Joe is very cuddly when she's asleep, though. He likes to nuzzle up into her chest, wrap his arm tight around her. Sometimes his legs as well. It's adorable. Cleo adores him.

[tklpilled]

(sorry this took a min, ngl i zoned tf out and did the aranara quests LMAO. also my bad if this sucks its been for ever since i've actually written XD)

“Your latest report was very well done, you’ve improved greatly in these past months!” Nahida praised, smiling sweetly at the former harbinger. “...Thank you, Buer. Now-” Scaramouche begins, only for the young god to begin speaking again. “I think you’ve earned a reward! How about a small break? Come, sit with me. I have some of that bitter tea you enjoy already prepared.” Nahida pats the seat next to her, inviting him down into the pile of cushions she was occupying. Scaramouche raises an unimpressed eyebrow, to which Nahida only responds by tilting her head and smiling once more. He sighs, and trudges his way next to the god to sit down. While he makes himself comfortable on the mountain of plush, Nahida busies herself pouring them both a cup of tea. Finally, they both settle down and quietly begin to sip their tea. Nahida glances over, which immediately makes Scaramouche curious — typically she is one to speak her mind around him, finding no need to hold her tongue. He ultimately pays it no mind, however, chalking it up to him having actually acquiesced to her request of joining her. It’s not particularly rare for him to accept, but it is far more common for him to scoff the offer away and leave her presence as quickly as possible. When she glances his way once more, though, he decides to ask. If nothing else, it might stop her from continuing on like he can’t see her. “Spit it out, already.” He grumbles. Nahida does not startle, but she does seem a little embarrassed. She places her cup down, prompting the puppet to do the same. She takes a little breath before speaking. “I learned something new about humans. Or rather, something they do.” “Oh? Do tell.” Scaramouche snorts. “It’s called tickling! Do you know about it?” She inquires, ignoring the male’s clear attempt at derision. “I have heard about it, but why bring it up with me?” Scaramouche responds, actual confusion gracing his features. “Because of your unique anatomy! Being a divine puppet, you have no need for physical feeling and sensation, and yet you feel pain. You can drink. I was simply curious as to whether or not other physical stimuli would register? Ones unrelated to pain?” Nahida explains, turning fully to face the other. “We’re not testing that.” Scaramouche deadpans, also turning to face her. “Come on now, it shouldn’t hurt! Aren’t you a little curious? Or is my own personal student truly saying he has no desire to even try learning about this new thing?” Nahida goads, flashing a grin full of reassurance and promise to the puppet.

“Shouldn’t hurt doesn’t mean it won’t.” He grouches. “What if we tried but I stop immediately when you say?” The god proposes. “...You’re not letting this go, are you?”

Nahida smiles and wriggles her fingers teasingly towards the puppet. He turns his head away, seeming embarrassed by the gesture alone, but not making any moves to actually get away. She scoots closer, and places a hand on his knee. Scaramouche twitches, pressing his lips together. 

“May I, then?” Nahida asks, tapping her fingers one by one on his knee. 

“If you muHUST-” Scaramouche laughs as the god starts spidering her fingers gently across his knee.

“Oh? So your joints are sensitive? And there doesn’t seem to be any pain…” Nahida trails off, curiosity lacing her tone — all the while, she traces her fingers along his knees. She then grabs one of his hands, which had been hovering over her own, to try the joints there.

“NAHIHIDA WAITWAITWAIT!” Scaramouche cackles, squirming but ultimately not trying to escape Nahida’s grasp. He starts really giggling when Nahida obeys his squirming and moves onto his neck. He scrunches up, inadvertently trapping her hands right there. She lets out a giggle of her own, moving her fingers while they’re still trapped.

“OKAY OKAHAHAY STAHAHAP!” He shouts, to which Nahida gently and quickly removes her hands. She watches amusedly as he hunches over, quietly giggling into the cushions. He takes a moment to compose himself before sitting back up.

“Are you alright?” She asks.

“I’m fihine.” Scaramouche confirms quietly, through the residual giggles. Even when his laughter dies out fully, the smile on his face remains.

“Well, I think that was a very fruitful experiment, perhaps a couple more tries would give us the most accu-”

“You’re pushing it, Buer.” - Z

OHMY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS I LOVE THIS .. SOBBING CRYING SCREAMING

[skyward-floored]

Desperation, for the game thingy?

- Z

“Smithy... it’s no use...” Wild’s voice croaked from the other side of the wall, and Four ignored him, alternating clawing at the tiny crack he’d been talking to Wild through and slamming himself into the wall in hopes of widening it.

The champion’s voice dragged into a harsh coughing sound, thick and wet, and Four felt his desperation grow as he thought back to the deep wound Wild had been sporting before they’d been separated and thrown in their cells.

“I’m going to get in there Wild, I swear, just hold on,” Four panted, and kept clawing at the crack, feeling a deep spark of panic when Wild didn’t answer.

[misc-obeyme]

im sick.

this account is helping me cope with that thanks

also im gonna be a new anon :3

the z anon!

Aww I'm sorry you're sick! But I'm glad my blog has been able to help you through it! I hope you get better soon!

And of course, I will add you to the anon lists!!

[kheprriverse]

Seeing you in my notifications is scary

because youre so cool and ign sfhshbfbsbf

-z

Oh no D:

I’m glad u think I’m cool!! but there’s no need to be scared or anything. I’m just a silly guy drawing other silly guys :’D

[y4nd3r3gf]

You'll always be my little princess, and I hope you don't forget that.

- Z

🎀

Your little princess?

No matter what?

[scrumblewonk]

UR GAY -z

thank yiu z i know z😔😔😔😔

[dommedahlia]

I really like how you talk about using a strap on someone's mouth. I never taken a strap, but i am so thrilled, and it gets me so excited to read when you talk about it. Do you know how i could train myself to be ready for a dom when one decides to take me?

-Z

strap-ons and dildos are made out of the same material, so try giving a dildo head, but take it slow.

[zhongrin]

Hi 🥺 ihope this don't sound weird but i have been thinking of learning the gǔzhēng too 💅 And i was wondering if you have any tips on where to start? And maybe what you like and dislike about learning it? ~Z

GASP?!??! YES HELLO GUZHENG FRIEND!??!!! 🥺

definitely not weird, i understand how daunting it is to start learning anything at all ;w; though i'm not sure if i should be giving advice?? given that i'm still a beginner myself ;;;; uhmm maybe i can just ramble a bit about my experience and hopefully that gives some insight on what to expect? (utc because this got kinda long oof)

personally for me, i took an introductory workshop and trial lessons so i can actually try playing it several times before signing up for actual classes and buying the instrument. if it's at all possible, i'd suggest doing this first before making the decision to pursue learning it... i mean, the last thing you want to do is to back out after you spend money (mine was US$600+ and it's the cheapest one; the high-end ones like dunhuang costs US$1000-$2500+... idk where you live so that might not include shipping fees + custom taxes too) and dedicate a space on your home (normal-sized ones are as tall as i am, like 165cm. DON'T buy 'travel sized' ones.... they're more expensive & shorter string = more tension = harder to press which isn't good for beginners apparently) for a guzheng.

also, i have very minimal to no musical knowledge at all, so having an actual teacher helped a lot in my case! having a teacher also helps you a lot to build good habits on your posture, controlling your fingering, and giving advices/corrections specifically for you. the best part to me is that they give you encouragements, so you'll keep going! and you get to see how an expert does it irl, so you have a goal that looks tangible enough to do, yk?

but if getting a teacher isn't plausible for you, then there are online tutorials, of course.... but i can't talk on how good they are, sorry ;w;

likes..... hmmm. i mean, obviously i LOVE the sound of a guzheng. and for me, it's been super fun to learn so far. the instrument has been super engaging and i love how everyone always do a double take whenever the topic comes up in conversations lol plus, coming from someone without musical background, the jianpu notation is a blessing...

oh also, this is such a weird thing.... but i used to really dislike my fingers? i used to think they were so sausage-like and stumpy. but perhaps because i stare at them for so long when i play, i've grown to really like them. they're adorable. whoever my future partner is (if they exist) they better be endeared by how short they are 🤣

as for dislikes.... OH I KNOW. THE NAILS. PUTTING ON THE NAILS ARE SUCH A HASSLE hsldkjfklsdjlfkjsd OK LOOK. LOOK. i too, think that 'huh, can't be that bad' at first. but when you start playing with two hands? IT'S SUCH A HASSLE TO PUT ON AND TAKE OFF 😭 also the tapes always go loose on the ends after like. idk. two sessions? grgrgr annoying >:(

bonus: DO (learn) IT FOR HIM (our lord and savior rex lapis) dear god that smooth tremolo when will it be me

[italic-doing-random-shit]

hey shy you like bones right

Very much so yes

[blitzxiiru]

*casually EATS your art* -Z

i hope it was a scrumptious meal, Z anon! <3

[tklpilled]

imagine tracing words onto heizou's tummy and he's trying to guess what you're writing but he's giggling too much to say it

- Z

this would be so fun to just write random letters and him be like "you are not writing words!!!" so you're just "nope wrong :// the word was asdfghjkl try again"

[finiffy]

F.fin

Pomni/Inbox left behind baby mice

--Tall

HUH-

NEW RAT NAMED PIPEBOMB??? Please I already sent Inbox to Kuro to look after him, we can't have more rats

[misc-obeyme]

i love roleplaying cause you can just make urself canon to whoever youre role-playing as and it just makes sense

the z anon was here!!

I haven't done much roleplaying in my time, but I can see the appeal! I'm glad you're having fun with it! That's always the most important thing!

As for canon, I like to think that how you write a character becomes your new canon. Well, I mean, it's your headcanon! And that's perfectly acceptable!