#Yuan couple packs

[sunderwight]

Reverse transmigration bingqiu except instead of Bingge turning up in Shen Yuan's world, it's white lotus disciple Binghe who does.

Shen Yuan, currently in his last year of high school, finds him and thinks he's a troubled homeless kid who has latched onto a character from a web novel as an intense form of escapism. He's initially just going to hand him over to some authorities of some kind but the kid seems so lost and scared, instead he ends up deciding to personally use his family's connections to help him or at least find his actual family or something (of course, doesn't turn anything up).

Baby Binghe is brand new to Qing Jing peak in the timeline he left from, so he doesn't have any idea of cultivating. With his demon blood still locked, he's a normal kid. But he's smart! He figures out basic appliances and picks up other modern facilities pretty quickly, wins over SY's family, and eagerly decides to keep living with him when SY moves out for the first time. SY's almost feeling bad because he definitely got the better end of this deal. His family manages to enroll LBH in school and they get him a bunch of lessons on things he seems interested in, and even so this kid still finds time to do a better job cooking and cleaning than SY, whose schedule is less packed.

A couple years pass. SY is beginning to accept that this is a permanent situation. So is LBH, who is kind of sad that he won't be able to fulfill his mother's dream of him becoming a cultivator, but actually really likes living in the magic shiny future with Shen Yuan and wouldn't change it now even if he could. SY is looking at long-term things for organizing Luo Binghe's further education, travel, etc. He's come out of his shell, is more active in the world and with his family because he needs to make sure his young ward gets proper socialization! (SY's family think LBH is the best thing that ever happened to him, and don't point out that they're actually only a few years apart in age; except Shen Meimei, who is the same age as LBH.) Meanwhile Luo Binghe's life plan is veering towards "housewife" aspirations, but he's still too shy to mention that to the object of his crush. It's okay though, he's got time! He'll get older and then figure out how best to approach the situation! (And in the meanwhile run off anyone else who tries to date his future husband...)

Of course, that's when it turns out that the system sent him here as an emergency measure to get him out of the way while it resolved a major issue with the actual setting. When the issues are repaired, it yanks LBH back. He finds himself returned to the exact same moment he left, in the same physical state, the years he spent living with Shen Yuan seemingly erased.

Going back to Qing Jing Peak after all that is difficult. No, worse, it's almost completely intolerable. Luo Binghe has been treated right and had a good life and now it's just gone. He has no idea how to get back.

But, that's why he has to stay. Because if there is a way to get back, then his best shot at figuring it out is learning how to cultivate, and devouring every single book in Qing Jing Peak's library, and then every other sect's library if need be. It is possible to move between worlds! He knows, because he did it! He just needs to find the way to do it again, permanently. So he stays and he deals with Shen Qingqiu's cruelty and the bullying of his sect mates, but he doesn't hold out any hope for them to improve. Instead he tries his best to hold his own ground, uses things he learned from Shen Yuan's world to steal whatever advantages he can, and pushes his way through any obstacles or competition.

He hates Shen Qingqiu, though. Especially because he has the surname Shen. Shen Yuan's family was good to him, so it seems like a cruel joke of fate that his shizun is so dead set against him. Something that could have been a comfort is instead a bitter twist of the knife.

But then a couple of years into this, Shen Qingqiu... changes?

After suffering a qi deviation, he stops beating Luo Binghe at the slightest provocation. He stops beating any of his students, in fact. He gives Binghe medicine, actually starts teaching classes, rescues Luo Binghe from a malicious skin-stealing demon, takes the blow of an incurable poison to save him from another demon, even gives him the side room of his own house to stay in. The bullying ends and the atmosphere on Qing Jing Peak changes, like night and day. Somehow he goes from being Shen Qingqiu's most hated student to being his clear favorite, even doted on disciple.

Luo Binghe is not going to fall in love with this new reformed Shen Qingqiu, though. He isn't! His heart is not so fickle that he will just fall in love with anyone who is kind to him! His love for Shen Yuan, that was real. And Shen Yuan would tell him that even though Shen Qingqiu seems to have changed, Luo Binghe shouldn't just forget about the past, because what if Shen Qingqiu returns to that behavior? It might not happen, but if it does then Luo Binghe must react accordingly.

But it's difficult, sometimes. This new Shizun, he's... he's really... sometimes he seems just like...

But Luo Binghe won't fall in love with him!

No matter what, he won't stay. He has to figure out how to move between worlds, and get back to Shen Yuan. Who he REALLY loves. Not Shen Qingqiu. He is in love with Shen Yuan and he is not falling in love with Shen Qingqiu.

At all.

[jhuzen]

married life [m.reader]

this is me taking the first step in creating the househusband hcs of our tall hsr men for us gays and bi kings. happy pride ansismdkf (i mean to say that also in haitham’s post bUT OH WELL). anyway, i still hate luocha. otto trauma so true so real (honestly, his only saving grace in mhy games is ayato because he’s not blond). today, we have ourselves some househusbands.

𖦹 househusband hcs with gepard, sampo, jing yuan, blade, dan heng, caelus and old man welt, no luocha but i’m open to be convinced why i should start loving him, mostly fluff, domestic stuff, modern au though… aren’t they more modern if they can travel the space? huh. normal world au then. forgot to add that ceo reader is implied

GEPARD LANDAU

He’s a very reluctant househusband at first, actually. He’s one who firmly believes that relationships are a team effort (and they are and should be), and thinks that it wouldn’t hurt for the both of you to work together. Of course, you encourage him regardless, and with both of your career-oriented selves, you were basically the couple that could foster a ten or so children and still be financially sound.

Serval is the one who convinced Gepard to lay low a little in his job and relax for once. You’re making a decent income a month — enough for you to be the only one working and still have a comfortable life together.

You have to thank your sister-in-law and her craftiness. She wasn’t Gepard’s sister for nothing. She knew your husband more than anyone and knew that he was too down bad to even refuse in entertaining the thought of not taking care of you. All she had to do was do a little convincing.

“If I were [Name], I sure wouldn’t mind coming home to a nice meal like this every night,” she’d muse with a hum while she ate off of Gepard’s cooking. He came home early that one night and thought to surprise you. Of course, Serval just had to taste test since she’s looking out for you, her beloved brother-in-law. “Also wouldn’t mind being taken care of by my own spouse…”

Gepard quickly folded. What if his sister was right and you wanted that kind of life? But it’s not like he also wants to quit his job just like that. So he made a gradual decrease in work until he can finally have a schedule that can commit as a househusband and occasionally help when he’s needed at work as a consultant.

Your beloved husband is a bit mid from the start — basic in cooking, in chores, but it’s his perseverance that pushes him up to S-tier househusband status. He will really go out of his way to learn recipes that you suddenly brought up in the middle of a conversation and will execute it to the highest standards. He will become a lot more meticulous in his chores around the house.

If he can, he’s definitely the type to drop by and join you in lunch. He’s a lot more free now, and if there’s nothing else to do in the house, he’ll take some lunch and go to where you work and just eat lunch together. Everyone is looking at the windows of your own office in envy while they watched you get spoon fed by your cute husband (they don’t know how embarrassed Gepard is since you technically just coerced him to feed you so people can see you on purpose).

So very attentive to you. He wakes you up early (even earlier if you have meetings where you have to discuss things to be extra prepared) for work. Your lunch is just top tier, but the plating is too cute — with the slightly uneven shapes to create cute animals. He’s the kind to even put a note in your packed lunch every time without fail.

He knows how hard you work and only wants the best for you. And when you recognize his efforts, he’s quick to get flustered from your compliments. He will fold like a wet cardboard. He’s too weak.

“Dear, please,” you could only laugh at your beloved’s winsome attitude. Currently pressed against the marbled counter of the kitchen, you can only shower him in a plethora of love-filled kisses as you expressed your unending gratitude. Your lips left tiny pecks from his cheeks down to his neck, only serving to fluster him even more.

You pulled back but not before leaving another quick kiss on his nose, “What’s got you all knotted up, love? No one’s watching.” You cooed, leaving your poor husband whining at the thought of earlier — when you so cruelly asked him to feed you in front of your subordinates while you busily ‘worked’ on your projects.

But somehow even with the unbridled embarrassment that you brought to him, Gepard couldn’t help but feel the elation engulf his entirety at the prospect of you showing him off in your own mischievous ways. Even with your busy schedule, you were more than willing to let him come inside your work and take the time off just to let him join you for lunch. He’d already heard enough drama around the neighborhood to be grateful that you can still balance your work with your marriage.

He was grateful to have you as his partner for life. And even then, he wouldn’t mind having to visit you just to feed you. It was certainly a rare thing that he’s heard partners would suggest, so to be given a privilege as seeing you everyday at work was something he would cherish more than ever.

A kiss on his temple knocked his fleeting thoughts off the rail and pulled him back to reality, blinking at your curious smile, “…Shield for your thoughts?” You inquired with a gentle tone, eager to pry just what has got your husband so spacey all of a sudden.

He only grinned before pulling you in for a proper kiss and murmured against your lips, “Just thanking my lucky stars for having you as my husband.”

Now it was your turn to be flustered.

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SAMPO KOSKI

Your friends still think you’re a legend for even managing to wife up the untamable Sampo. But somehow, you pulled him in and he was more than willing to be a househusband. For more reasons than one.

But let’s get out the pinnacle of his reasons out of the way — it being, him living so comfortably? Financially supported by a handsome guy like you? Sign him up. He’s more than willing to take care of you while you take care of him. He’s a sleazy guy, after all. Wouldn’t wanna get married to a broke man. Kidding.

Anyway, he mostly sells the story of getting married just for benefits for laughs. But really, you’ve somehow managed to actually trap him as a prisoner of love. He’s a huge simp for you and actually considers your high-end job a bonus. A really good bonus. But other than that, you’ve got Sampo completely wrapped around your finger. And he’s a very eager househusband.

A surprisingly good househusband. He’s meticulous in his work and can cook. But what really sells him is how well he can budget and actively get discounts just by smooth talking the vendors in the market. You once went with him, telling him to go nuts and buy everything that he needs, and you came home with only just a good half of your money spent. He was scarily good and from then on, you made an oath to take notes from your husband’s amazing haggling skills.

He’s a very resourceful man. If you need anything, he’s there to lend a hand. He’s always there to fix equipments that break down. Really, you rarely get issues with the things at home, because the moment he senses that there’s something wrong, he’s already on the case. Your husband is a jack of all trades.

All he requires is a small fee of some attention and loving from you. Seriously, he will mope around and will let you know that he’s upset that you forgot to give him a goodbye kiss earlier when you left for work.

You wake up much earlier than he does, but please wake him up. He wants to cook you breakfast and see you off like a loving househusband that he is. He will sulk if you so much as even think of leaving him without waking him up. He’s a big drama queen and unless you make up for it once you get home, he will continue to walk around the house with a pout on his face.

The only way to make this man completely crumble underneath you is to spoil him. He’s working so hard with the upkeep of your shared home! If you take him out on surprise date nights, he will melt. Shower him with lavish gifts from all the money you saved up, courtesy of Sampo’s extreme bargaining. He will latch onto your arm the entire night like your pretty little arm candy (even if he’s taller than you).

Oh, right. You will get sudden visits from Natasha or even Seele and Oleg, just to check up on your married life. They’re mostly just there to whack some sense into Sampo if he’s being difficult to you. Suffice to say, they’re always surprised when they come visit your homely abode that’s clean and has a refreshing atmosphere. Seele plugs her ears every time you say it’s all because of Sampo that your house is even remotely presentable. She’s in denial.

It was a grueling day, leaving you completely vulnerable to the throes of exhaustion. You ought to take some vacation days, maybe go on a different country with your husband for a treat. Surely, he’d like that. You noticed he’s been working just as hard as you at home. Speaking of which — the reason for your home’s unfamiliar silence was in fact the lack of singing from your lively husband. You were so used to hearing his voice that the silence felt incredibly deafening when you were alone.

“Love? You home?” You called out, glancing at the shoe rack by the door to see his outdoor shoes in the same place and the indoor shoes missing. He’s here. You pursed your lips, brushing off the peculiarity and headed to the joint dining room and kitchen, seeing a nice still hot meal sitting on a nice plate. But it was the only thing on the table, no other plates or even a husband waiting on you with a smile. You peered at the food to see a card beside the plate, scribbled with a sad face.

“…What.” You sat the card back down before finally poking your head in the living room, seeing your husband watching another sad show while screwing in some panel from what you can only guess a part of your heater. You sauntered up from behind him, before grabbing his face and tilting his head up to meet your gaze.

He made no noise and had it not been for his evident pout, you would’ve only been left wondering what you did to make him so sulky again. You sighed before leaning to press a kiss against your lips. You could feel him finally smile against the kiss.

“So you still love me?” He asked, insinuating that you felt otherwise for not even giving him a kiss goodbye earlier.

“Not like I have a choice,” was your only cheeky response.

“Wha— Hey!”

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JING YUAN

Out of everyone, he is probably the most eager one to be a househusband. He is so ready to retire. He’s been moaning about it at work constantly, about how he’s just ready to settle in somewhere nice and be taken care of. And when you decided to finally tie the knot with him, you didn’t even have to ask twice, that man is already turning in his resignation and is already making your shared home even cozier than ever.

He’s a very languid man, but that does not mean he’s going to flake out on chores. He can do them all efficiently just for the sake of getting them out of the way so he can keep relaxing after. That, and of course making sure that you come home to a clean home. Aeons know how stressful it is to come home from work and seeing your own home completely cluttered. Jing Yuan has suffered the same thing before he met you.

Jing Yuan loves you through his cooking other than sleeping in with you. He creates the greatest dishes for you. Often are you eating your lunch with so much pride. Your subordinates would come inside your office during lunchtime to pass some papers and they would see you just completely enjoying life with your husband’s cooking.

He likes to greet you with a nice warm meal after your work. And he’d just watch you eat his meals with a fond smile while you continue to talk about each of your days with each other. Of course, occasionally, he’d open his mouth and you would have to feed him as well. Yanqing would sometimes come home to such a sight and never has he seen a more domestic scene than before.

Another one of his much favored ways to show his love is through after work massages. You’d come home and be completely smothered with love just by his touches. Sometimes he’d give you a nice neck and shoulder massage while you’re eating and talking about your day. Or you could both be lounging on the sofa and he would absentmindedly massage your overworked hands.

However his most favored time spent with you is when you’re on a day off and that he would successfully persuade you into staying a little bit longer in bed with him. Just sleep until the afternoon, with limbs tangled against one another. He loves spooning his husband that takes care of him so dearly. Just feeling your back pressed against his chest while he’s nuzzling his nose into the nape of your neck. Bliss. Utter bliss.

The two of you scream old married couple. Just two old geezers enjoying their lives. It’s really such a relaxing relationship. Being married to Jing Yuan is like a vacation from your problems and him being married to you is an adventure without the nauseating exhaustion.

Yanqing is inadvertently your child the moment you got married to your husband. And suffice to say, you were far more content in your life than you could ever imagine. Never have you felt the genuine happiness swell within you the moment you came home to the two of them cooking together. You still have a slightly motion blurred picture in your phone and neither of them know about it.

Overall the most chill househusband. But even in his passivity, you can feel the radiating warmth of love for you. He just… loves you so much that he’s more than willing to take care of you and the little family that you and him have created. He will wait for you by the door with his half-lidded gaze completely fixated on you with so much adoration. He’s lucky to have you.

You were used to the hectic mornings you often faced upon waking up. It was always a rush job in the morning, speeding through all your morning routine before finally leaving for work. But today was not that day. You could tell from the way the sunlight hit your eyelids. You always left just before the sun could even come up, but right now, you had other plans.

You wanted to prepare a nice breakfast for your husband. He had been working so hard all the time, taking care of you and Yanqing with no days off unlike you. You figured you could get the day started and surprise the both of them with some of your cooking prowess. Suddenly filled with the motivation, you sat up, ready to face the first hour of your time off work for a few days.

However, your plans were soon foiled when a strong arm hooked around your waist and immediately pulled you back down on the bed without even breaking a sweat. You sighed, looking off to the side to see one golden eye peering at you sleepily. Lips turning up into a smile, you shifted to fully face him.

“Can’t even let me make you some breakfast in bed, huh?” You teased with the same fondness as the very first day you and him got married.

A quiet grunt was all your lover gave, only to follow it up with his own gruff response a minute later, “While that sounds nice, I believe I can also reap benefits just from canoodling with my husband for let’s say… until the afternoon.”

Your hands were tied at that point, and with one last charming smile from your dozing husband, you dove into his arms, letting him press some kisses on your face before falling asleep, with you following after.

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BLADE

No one in this world knows how you managed to charm and marry Blade in the first place. Even his family considers you a miracle worker for bagging the hard to get man. You could only reminisce of the times he would give you the cold shoulder when you tried to ask him out. You were cringe but Blade somehow liked it.

Regardless, he’s one of the reluctant househusbands at first. Blade doesn’t like the feeling of not going out and making money like you. He believes that as long as he can, he will contribute to this relationship. It’s really adorable. And you were supportive of what he wants, but when he realized no one can take care of you while you’re busy being the breadwinner, he decided that he’ll take one for the team and take care of everything in the house instead.

He is meticulous in cleaning. Your house is always sparkling clean the moment you arrive at home. He’s constantly on the hunt for any dust that could taint your shared humble abode. He once read that an unclean house can cause sickness to the occupants, and he has never let a single dust touch a furniture ever since then. Your health is his priority and he will do everything in his power to keep you healthy.

You know what? Screw it, he wears his apron without a care too. He goes out of the house in a pink frilly apron you gifted him as a silly little joke and he’s not ashamed of it. Even Kafka’s incessant teasing isn’t enough to deter him from wearing it. You gave it to him and he loves it. That’s all that matters.

Surprisingly loved by your neighbors. In contrast to his gloomy disposition, he’s always seen around the market and with people’s tendency to draw closer to mysterious handsome men like him, let’s just say he’s managed to unintentionally charm your neighbors. Everyone calls you lucky for getting him, everyone calls him lucky for having a good husband that provides.

Really, he cares so little about the money you make. All he needs is your love and attention. It is imperative that you give him calls on certain times of the day, let him know that you’re still alive at the very least. It’s not like you can’t make do on such a promise either, you loved calling him just to take a break from work for a little while. Even just hearing his quiet grunts of agreement while you gossiped about your subordinates was enough.

He wakes you up… like really early. Super early. Like at least a few hours before you call in for work. His reason? To get enough time with you before you go to work. It’s adorable. You two could be just lounging at the balcony, sipping coffee or tea while you both watch the sunrise.

Speaking of which, with him comes a package. His aforementioned family. Kafka and Silver Wolf’s visits are a must. They are a part of him and now they are a part of you. Kafka could be dropping by just to chat and gossip with you (somehow both of you know a lot about people’s own businesses) or Silver Wolf would just barge in and hog all your game systems (she says no one plays them since you’re both old men so she gets the privilege). Either way you’re already used to it, and one guest room is always at the ready.

Getting married to Blade is honestly the best thing you’ve ever done in your life. You still don’t know how you pulled him, but with him resting on you while the both of you watched shows, showing you his vulnerability tells you that doing so is not an accident or a mistake.

“…Would it kill you to step back a little? It’s hard to cook.”

“But you’re so warm. So soft… so…”

Quite possibly out of all the forms of affections that you’ve expressed towards him, Blade finds your nosy hands cupping around his chest from under his clothes the least practical. Especially when you’re doing it while he’s cooking your breakfast before you’re off for work.

He flipped the omelet with ease despite his claims of difficulty just seconds ago. Of course, it wasn’t as hard when he’s standing still. But on times where he had to go get some things, you in your sleepy daze had to trudge behind him like a shadow just to persistently warm your incredibly cold hands.

Regardless, other than the difficulty in moving, Blade finds it even harder not to burn the kitchen down as his concentration dwindled with every kiss you pressed against his neck, unrelenting and incredibly soft, so filled with love in every individual peck that met his skin. His face turned a rather dark shade of scarlet while you busied yourself with him.

“Keep this up and you’re going to be late.”

“At least it’s extra time with you~” you cooed.

Blade only sighed before leaning against your back, using his free hand to softly knock into the side of your head as his form of half-assed discipline.

Well. Maybe he wouldn’t mind that extra time too.

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DAN HENG

He’s not so much as a reluctant househusband. In fact, he relishes in the idea of just staying home and doing his work there. He likes the comfort of being able to sit things out for once after having to look after his two gremlins for friends. However, he does want to make sure that you’re always safe when you’re working.

After a lot of reassurances, he finally decides that you can handle your own. He will compensate for it by taking an extremely good care of you and your shared home. And this man does not play around. He’s sort of like Blade, excelling at everything that needs to be done not just because, but it’s to keep you safe. He cooks you healthy meals and scrubs any dirt off the face of the world.

Easily one of the greatest househusbands in the list. Dan Heng has the right temperament and while he’s often aloof to most people, when it comes to you, you could already feel how he seems more lenient, a little softer on you.

He does all his work efficiently to get them over with as fast and as best as he can so he can have time to visit you in your work. If he knows he has time, count on your beloved husband to come and bring you some freshly cooked lunch in your office. Almost everyone in your company already knows who he is. He’s the elusive husband of the big boss, coming in just to bring you some lunch.

Speaking of which, might wanna keep your subordinates in check. Dan Heng is a looker, and the fact that he’s just as considerate, combined with his mysterious nature, people are bound to be more attracted to him. Though honestly, none of their little admiration could measure up to Dan Heng’s love for you.

In his eyes, you are the only one important, right next to his own family with Himeko and the rest. And he will do all that he can to make sure that you’re alright in any aspect of your life. However even with that dedication, it’s also your job to keep him intact. He focuses so much on you that he sometimes forgets to wind down.

Taking him out on something with a serene atmosphere usually does the trick. Bring tons of books to entertain yourselves, and if the stories get too old, you chat about things you have yet to tell each other. Dan Heng really appreciates the effort you put in, investing your time in him despite the fact that you’re running a conglomerate, but even then just a little gesture from you is enough for him to know how grateful you are for his own efforts as well.

Old married couple 2.0. March said so herself when she decided to barge into your home to show you her pictures from her recent travels. She and the raccoon are tied at the tally of visits. Often they just crash just to make sure Dan Heng hasn’t driven you insane yet with his very… unromantic nature. Safe to say March still couldn’t believe that dear old Dan Heng was the first to pop the question in tying the knot.

Speaking of unromantic, your husband does come off as one, often giving you practical solutions than giving you any words of comfort when you’re stressed. And perhaps it’s because you understood that’s his way of romancing you that you and him ended up married in the first place.

Exhaustion was more of a friend than a foe after having to bury yourself in the tower stacks of paperwork. It’s times like these that you had to wonder if running the family company is even worth it.

���I’m too tired to driiiiive,” you whined, looking at the spreadsheets in exasperation.

And as if he had a sixth sense, a knock on your door was heard and you gave the green light with little regard for the person behind the door. You then looked up and almost cried at the sight of your beautiful husband, with two coffees in hand.

“Come on, I’ll take you home,” it was all he had to say to prompt what little motivation you had left in your system, letting your sluggish self spring back to life. You bound to him with a grateful smile on your face and greeted him with an embrace.

You took one cup from him and graced him with a kiss on his cheek, “Hang on, let me get some take home work. I need to at least finish a good third of this.”

Your poor husband was a lot more worried than he could let on with his stoic face — seeing you on the ropes, completely hard at work and barely functioning at the sheer exhaustion was almost enough to tempt him into stopping you from bringing home your work. Alas, he supported you regardless and only thought to compensate for your extra work with an even better dinner.

“Anything you want for tonight?” He asked, thoughtful as always.

“Mmm… chicken fried rice?”

“Chicken fried rice it is.”

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CAELUS

Not a single soul expected for this man to get married. Everyone thought he’d just end up on the streets willingly, constantly rummaging through trash can after trash can, falling in love with one and settling down with it in his own odd way. Surprise surprise, he is now a househusband that digs through the high end trash cans placed inside your shared home.

Quite frankly, if Caelus was being honest, he also did not expect to trip into you and quite literally fall in love. And for you to reciprocate it. He always thought you two were just the best of friends, with you supporting his hobbies with little to no judgment. So imagine his surprise that he keeps feeling every time he wakes up right next to you (and right next to his five foot pillow of a trashcan, but it’s a separate affair on its own).

Moving aside your husband’s very odd addiction of living the life of a trash panda, Caelus is actually a pretty decent househusband. His specialities are mostly the meals he makes for you. They’re always so delicious and is often the highlight of your day even without him around.

He’s very active around the neighborhood and is always armed with the latest news around town. The other stay at home spouses love him. And you were quite surprised to find out that he’s far more connected in the very place you both live in than you could ever be. When you’re free, you’d sometimes accompany him to the market and somehow end up staying very late because a lot of people recognize him and seem to want to chat with him.

Caelus parades you around as his beloved husband and people are just dropping jaws when they realize you have definitely been interviewed in one of those famous magazines about businesses and all that jazz.

Surprisingly, just like Sampo, Caelus is your man when it comes to spending wisely and learning how to haggle. He knows his way around almost everything and even you couldn’t help but be proud of yourself of fishing out such a dashing man that is wise in finances. Good man, honestly.

One fact about him that you like are his skills in caring for children. There’s something so wonderfully domestic whenever you would come home early and see him playing with the children — Hook and Clara, if you can recall. He’s mostly just babysitting for them on days that he’s not completely hammered to death with housework.

His favorite thing to do with you is grocery shopping at night. Just the two of you cruising around every aisle, more often than not, you’d push the cart with him in it getting gradually buried by every item you decided to purchase. It’s a good way to spend some time together while getting something productive done. And perhaps coax you into buying a little more food than you and him intended in the first place. Dan Heng always advices you not to be too swayed by your husband antics… but it’s clearly not working.

Caelus is a silly little man, with his weird eccentric jokes and his equally strange fascination for all things related to trash cans. But it’s probably because of this that you found yourself enamored. He is your respite in the suffocating world of your workforce. He pushes you in situations you never thought would be fun unless he was with you.

“If you loved me, you would’ve gotten ten more boxes of cookies.”

“And if you loved me, you wouldn’t be willingly burying yourself in that cart instead of helping me pick between chocolate or strawberry milk.” You quipped back with a snarky grin, not even bothering to look at your childish husband who continued to be sprawled out in the cart at ten in the evening while you shopped.

Caelus pouted, you always did make good points. It’s why he could never win an argument against you. Or maybe he could… if he wasn’t so completely smitten at the sight of you. You were always seen as the dignified boss of your company, dressed in three piece suits that could suffocate anyone and their wallet.

But here you were, dressed in a loose shirt (likely one of his just judging from the fit) and some pair of joggers that you haphazardly threw on.

Absolutely breathtaking.

He lent out a hand to reach for the carton of flavored milk that you finally chose, adding it onto the pile. He waited until you were at the end of the cart, getting ready to muscle your way through pushing an incredibly heavy cart, courtesy of your husband.

Caelus looked up at you, “Don’t I at least get a kiss for helping out?”

“Cae, I’m dying from pushing you. How ‘bout we entertain that incentive once you got out of the cart and started helping me, hm?”

Maybe he’s just a simp, but how could he deny his demanding husband’s whims?

𐂂

WELT YANG

This old man is the definition of a reluctant retiree. Well, it’s not actually a retirement for him. He still gets to be the voice of reason, only that he won’t actually personally animating. Who’s to blame? You. To be accurate, this old man officially decided to step down from his hands-on job as an animator so he can be a househusband. You’re a priority after all, and only the heavens know how bad you need to be taken care of.

Welt joins the ranks of a godly househusband. He knows his way around almost every single thing that needs to get fixed. His cooking? Top tier. His housework game? Absolute perfection. Floors are swept, counters are wiped and dusted, sheets and clothes are washed and pressed. He is perfect.

And on top of that, he still manages to balance his work from home as the consultant for any new anime that is about to be produced and can still care for you without even breaking a sweat. Old man Welt is always pulling through.

So let’s get this out of the way — actual old married couple. Not just vibes. You two are old men who look at the screen with squinted eyes. Well, only Welt does that while you laugh at him and then proceed to forget where you placed your own phone despite being on it just a few minutes ago.

Regardless, you live a much more balanced life, just two husbands cruising through life with little worries. You live on a good neighborhood, living comfortably and get a lot of visits from yours and Welt’s friends/family. Most of which are from the trio and Himeko. You and Welt always host these family dinners on weekends where everyone is free. Life is good.

However despite all the glamour of living a comfortable life in this marriage, there is one glaring difference between you and Welt — mostly it’s the fact that you have worse time management than he does and often gets the short end of the stick, always pummeled to death with your paperwork that could leave anyone in a fit of raw despair. Welt looked at your work the one time you left to answer a phone call from office and shuddered at the heavy load.

Welt is essentially your clock when it’s time to unwind from work. You have a tendency to overwork at times and it’s something that Welt always makes sure to keep an eye out for. He just wants what’s best for you, and oftentimes, what’s best is for you is to finally get some shuteye after suffering through another overnight that you pulled.

Also, there is an unspoken rule of not letting any man with long blonde hair inside your home. It’s just a house rule. The top of all other house rules in fact, as it takes the most priority in fulfilling.

Regardless, Welt is so… househusband-shaped. He knows what to do as one and does a damn good execution of it all. Maybe it’s because of his compassionate self that you were quick to fall for the old man. He didn’t even have to try and show off, all he had to do was be himself and you’d still give him the world with every penny you’ve earned from your job.

A taut frown tugged onto Welt’s lips as he squinted on the labels from the spices that Himeko sent from her recent overseas trip. Not that he didn’t trust his good friend’s tastes in any form of flavor, it’s only that he wanted to make sure none of it had any ingredient that could probably send you into an anaphylactic shock. Yes, he is this meticulous when it comes to you.

Alas, his cautiousness grants no extra clear sight in viewing the labels and he struggled, holding them in different proximities. Are the characters really that small intentionally or are they so incoherent because they manufacturers made an error in the sizing the font before printing it on the packaging.

Fortunately for him, you came into the rescue as you plucked the packaging from his hands. Welt didn’t need to look up to see the same smug smile plastered on your face whenever you’d catch him doing the same thing to his phone. Well, he loved looking at you so he did it nonetheless.

“Having trouble again, old man?” You teased and Welt only had to sigh in response. “Is this from Himeko’s package?”

Your endeared husband nodded, “Of course. I had to see what else she gave us. And I’m looking over the ingredients so I can keep you out of the hospital as best as I can.” He turned to the stove and lowered the heat. “Now kindly read it for me, dear.”

You only nodded, flipping over the packet, “Sure thing.”

There was a silence that followed, with Welt expecting you to run your mouth about the ingredients already. He looked back to you…

…And saw you squinting at the same bundle of text that he’s been staring at.

Welt scoffed, playful and light in nature, “And you call me old.”

“It’s the manufacturer’s fault…!!”

[respectthepetty]

As a petty person, I'm proud that Yuan is going to play it as if he isn't still desperately in love with Qian and didn't pack his bags the second Qian told him that he could come home, but it would be far more convincing if Yuan took off that damn black bracelet.

It's like another character, haunting every scene and every interaction

staring me in my face and hurting my feelings because it's a constant reminder that Yuan is still connected to Qian even though they are separated.

So I felt it's absence in the scene where Yuan finally got to speak to Qian after three (four?) years of silence.

Yuan's left hand was never shown which is the wrist he wears the bracelet on. He held the phone with his right just like Qian who holds the phone with his right and wears a watch on the left.

But what's important is the red stairs on Qian's left.

I'm a color demon, but this is about the black bracelet on Yuan's left wrist missing from this scene when it was in the previous one of Yuan talking on the phone earlier in the episode.

In some countries, wedding rings are worn on the right hand. In other countries, wedding rings are worn on the left hand because it was believed that there was a vein that went directly from the left hand to the heart (awwww).

So perhaps Yuan didn't need the bracelet in this moment because the line that connected him to his heart (Qian) was present in another way.

But in Taiwan, wedding rings are worn on hands based on gender. Men wear theirs on the left and women wear theirs on the right. Beyond the gender element of it though is the simple notion that married couples wear their rings on opposite hands.

Yuan has been wearing this bracelet as if it was a silent commitment to Qian for all these years, and he continues to wear it upon his return.

But Qian gave him that bracelet!

Yuan wanted to be tied to Qian. He made that clear when Qian was tying his left hand in the red wrap.

So I loved that when Yuan returned and went to pick up Qian, he grabbed Qian with his left hand rather than his right which was the closer hand.

And when Yuan finally decides to walk away from Qian because he thinks Qian pities him, Qian will grab Yuan's left wrist to stop him.

As if he reinforcing that silent reminder, but not the one of Yuan always carrying Qian with him.

The silent reminder is the one that Qian gave Yuan his heart first.

That black bracelet is just as much about how Yuan still loves Qian as much as it is about how Qian has always loved Yuan.

Qian has always been committed to Yuan, silently.

And there were reminders throughout the entire episode.

Qian read every single message.

Qian didn't want to mess up Yuan's education.

Qian is never not thinking about Yuan because everything is a constant silent reminder of Yuan. His gift to Yuan was meant to serve as a reminder to Yuan that someone out there was thinking of him because Qian is always thinking of Yuan. That bracelet is a tangible artifact of what resides in Qian's heart.

And Yuan wants to remind him of that.

[everytimewetouch-dot-mp3]

modern bingyuan ft. werewolf luo binghe and human shen yuan (listen i have a brain disease (autism that is omegaverse and werewolf flavored) okay, i cant help it)

binghe’s pack:

mobei jun, his second-in-command

shang qinghua, mobei jun’s mate pet human

sha hualing, nasty bitch (affectionate) who comes in clutch during territory disputes and shit

various underlings

(tangential pack members: tianlang jun and zhuzhi-lang, by virtue of bing lbh’s relatives. tlj was meant to be the pack’s alpha, but didn’t have much interest in leadership)

vague story ideas below the cut:

shen yuan moves to the same city as sqh to be closer to physicians that specialize in his medical condition. sqh initially seems really excited to meet in person, then puts it off again and again until shen yuan calls him from the hospital like ‘dude listen i know u maybe don’t actually want to meet irl but im gonna be in the hospital for a few days and im bored out of my skull, can u just bring me some games or smth and leave them at the nurses’ station’

sqh feels bad for putting off the hangout for so long, so he brings the games, the nurse directs him to shen yuan’s room, and here we meet mbj who’s curious abt who’s been bugging sqh to hang out for the past couple weeks. after that, sqh comes to visit shen yuan in the hospital every day while he’s there. he bitches about it, but it’s friendly bitching.

meanwhile sqh and mbj keep showing up to pack stuff smelling like human—one specific human. and he smells good, at least in lbh’s opinion. so he gets curious and keeps bugging qinghua to introduce him to this sweet-smelling human. ofc, he makes it seem like he’s suspicious of the human who’s suddenly started hanging around his second. sqh finally gives in and invites shen yuan to hang out with his other friends (shen yuan is very excited and extremely anxious).

binghe is immediately obsessed. shen yuan is smart and funny and a little rude, even though it doesn’t seem like he means to be, and he smells so fucking good it’s unreal. lbh doesn’t let hualing bully shen yuan, which is out of character for him nice. mobei jun tacitly approves of him, qinghua is already his friend, and hualing doesn’t try to kill him within 20 mins of meeting, so it’s p much a success. there’s one point where shen yuan’s scent suddenly turns sour from pain and the werewolves all pause, but qinghua keeps yapping on and the only sign shen yuan gives of being in pain is a tightening of his jaw and a deep, sharp inhale through the nose

after shen yuan goes home, mobei jun tells binghe that shen yuan had been in the hospital but wouldn’t say what for; he assumes shen yuan was injured somehow? but every few hangouts, shen yuan’s scent does that thing again. binghe and he have been getting closer, and eventually for some reason or another (tianlang jun or zhuzhi lang, maybe?) he’s pressured into revealing that he’s a werewolf. also at some vague, hand-wavy time, shen yuan explains that he’s not injured, he’s just got heart problems

shen yuan’s got a hand-wavy heart condition inspired by long QT; he moved because he went into cardiac arrest during a regular hospital visit and his family was like ‘ok we thought this was managed but u now need to see the best specialists in the country’ and the specialists were like ‘ok you’re getting an implantable cardiac defibrillator like yesterday; why didnt they do that after your heart stopped last time???????’ which is why he was in the hospital

anyways blah blah maybe somebody kidnaps shen yuan to get to luo binghe or smth like that, binghe goes all badass bingge mode and kills some people, and then they fuck nasty (but also tenderly!!!) and they live happily ever after

[darlingpwease]

need some yandere omega Wei Wuxian and Mo Xuanyu

there are devils in still waters

I guess that means the period after wei wuxian's death, but if mo xuanyu is a separate character, then... well... you know where to find me >;333

♡ unhealthy behaviour (clinginess, non-consensual kissing, obsessiveness, possessiveness, manipulation & baby trapping if you squint), animalistic behaviour, omegaarchy world implied, mention of death [wei wuxian], mention of killing, mention of alcohol, mention of forced relationship if you squint, reader is raising wen yuan

ωα WEI WUXIAN is not the omega who is in close touch with his emotions, even despite his open and disobedient nature — even if his personality seems passionate, he is not inclined to analyze his emotions and tries to avoid any emotional pressure and heart-to-heart conversations, like the plague, until more emotionally sensitive people (only you) catch him; when they create an atmosphere in which it would be comfortable for him to try to deal with his emotions, which are more like an eternally bleeding wound.

He does not appreciate, does not understand and does not like his emotions, swinging like a pendulum, trying to use intelligence and a punchy character to close himself like a shield. Therefore, at first he runs. Not from you, of course — but WEI WUXIAN more than understands that he feels different next to you, that he wants to be even better and louder to attract your attention, that a shiver runs through his body when you touch each other, that his gaze is always looking for you and feels bitterness when you are with someone others, experiencing an almost obsessive desire to interrupt and hang on to you.

WEI WUXIAN conducts research — enters the personal space of others, asks one of his close friends to touch them more gently, compares the feelings of intimacy and communication with others compared to you, and compares compares compares — constantly keeping his finger on the pulse, trying to sort out his tangle of emotions when they become too obvious and intrusive, it's like the sound of drums, especially when you're so close that he can smell you and can see the delicate skin of the neck, which for some reason looks very tempting to bite it. When he purrs, snuggling up to you, feeling so blissfully safe and comfortable, rubbing his nose against your skin, or when your half-playful offer to stay in the nest — and for some reason it makes his throat dry up and his palms sweat.

There's nothing wrong with that — after all, you're a pack, and it's natural for a pack to be close to each other, right? Right? It is natural that he tries to leave smelling marks on you, bites you lightly without marks, clings to you, does not like when other omegas are around you and feels anger at the sight of your communication with others, especially if they think they can touch you. No! They can't! — and then hastily extinguishes this feeling in himself, trying to understand why they can't. It's not that you're a couple or anything — you're an alpha, and it's only natural that you'll have an omega one day. There aren't many alphas among cultivators, especially at your level, so you will inevitably get married one day and have a separate pack. But hey, that doesn't mean you're leaving him, does it? After all, you're friends– you're close friends, and you'll always be there for each other, right?

... When WEI WUXIAN drags you into your room, feeling your breath on his neck, blushing not only from alcohol, seeing you for the first time in such a relaxed and relaxed state in which you allow yourself to be defenseless, lying peacefully on his back, knowing that he will bring you to your room anyway and take care of the necessary things, fully trusting him — alphas are undesirable to drink alcohol, but you can't help but celebrate coming of age, after which you have the right to officially marry, — and WEI WUXIAN can't deny that his throat gets dry when he can't help but glance at you, feeling such an incomprehensible growing delight in his chest.

You really trust him, don't you? After all, who else besides him is so close to you, right?

Even if he is such a troublesome omega, you still tenderly look at him, accepting him as a member of your pack, although you could definitely find yourself a much better friend, after all, you are so amazing and inspiring, the most wonderful and necessary person in his life, — and when he gently puts you down on the bed, still feeling the alcohol flowing in his blood, but much more conscious than you, and you look so attractive and gentle, not at all like anyone in his life...

... Maybe, maybe it's not entirely his fault — when he presses against you with vulgar sounds from wet kisses, clinging, clumsily squeezing your lips with his, pulling away only to continue again, not understanding what he is doing, but looking for at least some way out of the devouring uncontrolled fire inside, even more spurring his hot itchy body to action, allowing himself to pull you along with him, almost suffocating from a strong grip, while he seemed to be trying to lick you, inhaling the intoxicating mixture of your smell with his, shamelessly purring from the long-awaited pleasure.

Next to you, it's so good, so hot — his hands can't help but slide over the fabric of clothes while he desperately presses his lips tightly to yours, feeling how alcohol starts hitting his head even harder from the heat, confusing thoughts, leaving only you you you as an obsession from which he has not been able to for several years get rid of him, his alpha, his pack, his partner — but when the thirst to merge with you sweeps through his body with heat, his mind immediately sobers up, realizing what he is doing, looking at you, breathing heavily, but understanding little — and WEI WUXIAN immediately jumps up, even if it makes his head spin, hurriedly bringing you to a more suitable state for sleeping and putting you to bed before escaping, locking the door behind him, with a shiver of excitement and disgust for himself, pressing his palm to burning itchy lips.

... WEI WUXIAN avoids you for a few more days, and although you understand that he is trying to put his thoughts in order, the fact that you do not understand what caused such a whirlwind in his soul confuses you much more — but you do not bother him, even if you catch the incomprehensibly confused looks of your mutual friends asking what to do about it; after all, seeing you separately, given that he used to be your free sticker, is... strange. But you just shake head, making it clear that everything is fine — whatever it is, he just needs time before he himself comes, having understood at least remotely his emotions and feelings.

And WEI WUXIAN is anyone but a coward, unable to take responsibility for his actions, even if his emotions have never been something he could control — when he appears in front of your door with a drooping, frightened look, nervously adjusting his sleeves and looking away, lowering his head; as soon as you invite him inside, he exhales directly tells you about the fact that he kissed you when you were drunk — and immediately after your reassurance that you were both drunk and this, well, sometimes happens to drunk people, almost immediately enthusiastically animatedly asks you for permission to court you, holding your hands with trembling, and in his brilliant eyes you see burning adoring myriads of stars, as if at a glance to the night sky.

And even your uncertainty does not scare him away — nothing scares him away and does not ruin him anymore when you do not push him away, but also do not try to give hope before, although seeing that he is a beautiful omega, without considering him in that sense. WEI WUXIAN has all the time in the world — and when his hot lips kiss your hands, looking with devouring adoration, while confidently purrs in a trembling voice that you are absolutely the best one, and no one will ever be better than you, because you are the only one who can be his mate, — you do not find the strength to push away.

ωα WEI WUXIAN is very wild and passionate when he stops running away from feelings, but meets them face to face — and although he was sticky before, it was never so intense and often; looking for any opportunity to wrap around you, cuddle, touch, bury, hug — anything while he can be as close as he craves, looking for physical touch, constantly sniffing and leaving soft marks on you, having quite straightforward intentions with how tenacious he is, but at the same time clearly tracking your boundaries, never stepping over them even if he gets carried away, carefully trying to constantly push your boundaries, but not putting him in an awkward position, even if he often says flirtatious sentences in the style of "let me warm your hands~" while it's summer outside.

And the fact that you are being cared for by an omega, especially one who, although undoubtedly attractive and good, was previously fixed in your mind as a 'pack member like beta omega only', can cause you vague feelings, especially when he tries to initiate more romantic gestures like being in the nest together, purring while he hides face in your neck or even more frequent and open flirtatiousness, shamelessly declaring to anyone who asks if you have an admirer that it is him, — and such a spouse as you, of course, will get to him, even if you shyly brush him off when he says such things, while he runs away with a playful smile, giggling, although you know that he will be back soon — and with pleasure bringing you small things and gifts, to such an extent that if he had a tail, you would see him wagging it.

A little wolf.

When WEI WUXIAN proudly straightens his chest and shoulders, playfully pouting like a peacock, proudly demonstrating to you his achievements of any kind, trying to impress, — but you know that any of your reactions, despite his seemingly carefree attitude, will be taken seriously and close to heart, looking for admiration from his beloved alpha; the fact that with you he becomes even more productive, motivated and efficient, only supports his whining about you being constantly around, forcing you to unwittingly indulge him again and again.

It's just melts your heart, making you almost shake your head in an affectionate gesture when he sticks to you again, gently biting — and stunned when you bite his neck slightly in response, although before that you only rubbed against him, leaving your smelling marks like any member of the pack or puppies. Perhaps you have never seen him so rosy when WEI WUXIAN looks at you with a completely dumbfounded look before touching your barely noticeable mark on his neck with a silly adoring smile.

... silly.

But that only makes him stickier, building nests and stealing your clothes — and there's not much you can do about it. But when you talk all night, hugging tightly, exchanging whispers and giggles, inhaling each other's scent and burying in hair, you are sure that you are happy.

ωα You don't know when it all went wrong — and why it should have gone wrong with the two of you.

The only consolation you could find was in each other, blindly clinging, letting him hide his face in your neck, looking for the presence of his alpha, as if he was not a brave and strong omega, but a tiny puppy looking for peace and security in your nest, even if your "nest" was your dirty clothes from which you created some kind of crooked nest while holding it in your hands, waiting for help, knowing that this is the only thing you can do.

You know that hating Qishan Wen Clan is not an option, — but how can you not, anxiously peering into Wei Wuxian's face while he lies, buried in your chest, trembling slightly, purring faintly from the feeling of your hands on his head, stroking his hair. To wait for help, hoping that they will have time; to believe that there is still just a little bit left, while your mind is trying to figure out how much time has passed, how soon time will pass, everything around you is suffocating you, why you should be in such a situation, why exactly he should have been in such a situation — when WEI WUXIAN whispers in a trembling voice how much he loves you and how wonderful you are and how sorry he is that you are in such a situation, stopping only when you hold him tightly, soothing him with a smell and soft bites, like an annoying puppy, although your own the body is no less wounded than he is.

And it doesn't get any better.

And WEI WUXIAN doesn't get any better — especially when his flexible, strong fingers dig into your shoulders, and everything that previously seemed right to him only leads to deterioration, from which he can only cling to you suffocatingly, like a blind puppy following a familiar scent — why can't you just love me?! — but instead of at least a hint of understanding of reality, you see only the flame of madness splashing in his pupils and a blind, devouring something that causes you to involuntarily almost tremble.

Why can't you not leave me? Why don't you want to make me your omega? Why don't you want to combine our nests into one? Why?! Why can't I be good enough?! Why do you need someone else?!

You have been together, — for several months now, — but you understand that it will not calm him down if you say this when he looks down from above, but does not attack, clearly fixing that you are you.

... Perhaps it's your fault that he doesn't feel truly loved by you, since he says this when everything around him is nothing more than bright spots. But you don't really have time to do something, it's when you take up arms, saving what you need — and saving him, even if he desperately says that he doesn't need protection, but once you say that you want to protect him, that it's your will, WEI WUXIAN... allows you to do it.

You know that demonic cultivation destroys from the inside — and that your omega, your too proud and accustomed to never show weakness omega, will never allow himself something that could at least show how fragile and soft he is from the inside until his mind and sanity becomes thinner than a single hair.

And even if you try to give him your clothes, make nests, let him know that you are near and that you believe and accept him by anyone, he will always be your omega, you see that something inside him is still struggling, as if undermining from the inside, and when his fingers dig into your skin, you can't do anything but pull it closer. And for the first time he feels good.

As soon as it's over, we'll do whatever you want. We can travel all over the world or settle down in a small house with a small garden and chickens — whatever you want. I will always be there for you.

I want that future too.

You want this future too.

You, like him, also want this future. The future is with him, with your common house, a common nest and a common small vegetable garden. Or travel the world as wandering cultivators, not tied to anything, but able to soar and stay like mandarin ducks.

“... You know that animals don't like me very much.”

“But you have me. And they have me.”

Yes.

Yes.

He's not the best at emotions, — you know that yourself — but he's sure he'll get better.

It will definitely get better.

You are like his perfect little world, his perfect safe haven, his soul mate, his only half.

“... If one day you're gone, then I don't need this life either. But if I'm gone one day, then wait for me, okay? I'll be back. I will always come back to you.”

ωα You love puppy Wen Yuan — and he obviously loves you no less, from the very first meeting, constantly clinging to you like your baobei did (although he preferred to put his hands higher), and even after you take him for yourself, for some reason feeling as if WEI WUXIAN himself took care of that it is you who will become the next parent of the little pup.

But even if he did, you have no one to ask about it.

Wen Yuan is a very calm and quiet puppy, but very clingy and needy — and you understand why; after all, he has survived too many events, and even if you build a huge number of fluffy nests with your smell (and an admixture of His smell — after all, He used your clothes so often that the fabric seemed to be soaked in His scent), constantly carry him with you and purr regularly, leaving smelling marks and rubbing his nose on his soft cheeks, Wen Yuan still hates being without you and does not like strangers, hiding behind you, not feeling himself at all safe in the first years, wrapping thin weak arms around your neck and leg, being safe only in your arms.

But you don't mind at all, finding solace in a child that reminds you of Him so much — even if you never talk about this omega again, putting a thin white bandage around your neck to show that you are not a 'free' alpha, even if you haven't smelled any other omega for years, but only attractive the scent of alpha, and even the fact that you are raising a little puppy who likes to sleep in your arms because sometimes he has nightmares, and sits peacefully on your lap, looking for the presence of his alpha parent, rather enhances your popularity.

You remain deaf to this.

If you didn't have little Wen Yuan, the only memory of Him, your cute adorable puppy, smelling like spring, a little milk and a tiny drop of the emperor's smile since you can't stop inhaling his smell (ha) while doing your business, stroking the puppy wrapped in your clothes, you would go on a journey. Nothing would have prevented you then — to leave here, from this place that always reminds you of your omega, leaving everything behind you — but Wen Yuan is sleeping so sweetly, clinging to you in a dream, that you can't even imagine that you left and left him just like you left him, even if situations in the style of "my eyes are higher" while the puppy sleeps in the folds of your clothes and attracts everyone's attention happen more than often.

Wen Yuan, although now his name is not like that at all, — he is your puppy — becomes slender and thin as bamboo, blossoming as an omega, despite the behavior and disposition of beta, more and more like your omega, but now when you remember him, your heart is bigger it doesn't hurt. After all, it is impossible to suffer continuously for thirteen years, especially when an anxious and needy puppy grows up with you, which now, however, you call 'puppy' only when you tease him or in the meaning of 'young man', even if you practically do not need to do it — Wen Yuan's personality, although similar to your omega's, but not so wild and passionate; however, his personality traits are just as possessive and almost jealous, especially when you catch him furiously destroying the letters of all those people who send you a wedding proposal (after your permission for this, of course, although you did not ask him personally to deal with it).

You want to tell him not to get carried away, but the way Wen Yuan burns these hateful letters that come and come and come and come to you since he remembers himself, makes you understand that he, too, has already reached white heat, ready to fight with anyone who tries to take care of by you, almost rearing up like a cat (or like a wolf cub) and hissing, feeling that, despite the mild manifestation, such letters and words are unpleasant to you — and he has enough tact and emotional attunement with you to feel that this is your personal topic that you want to bury just as he wants to destroy all those who constantly remind you of the need to get married.

And when Wen Yuan stands in front of you, as if trying to protect you the same way you did when he was a puppy and hid behind you from strangers, makes you wonder if it is not your destiny to be constantly protected by your omegas.

Although being protected by your puppy is, of course, much more awkward and strange, even if it is warm.

... At least WEI WUXIAN was tall, and it wasn't like the top of his head somehow reached your chest...

ωα ... WEI WUXIAN is confused at first, waking up in an incomprehensible omega body, even if it is very similar to his own except for height, but when he realizes what happened — oh, he does not even intend to hide his delight at the fact that his words turned out to be a self-fulfilling prophecy, even if before that he needs to deal with several people.

In his blood, intoxicating delight is combined with inclusions of desperate need and resentment, which, like a dark sediment in a drink, leaves a mixture of disappointment inside, as if painfully picking up a sore wound and a broken heart, even if his mind can explain you — but everything that is inside cannot, wanting only to tear your ribs and skull to understand what is hidden inside you, how thoughts form in your head, what drives you, why you did it.

You yourself know that he is slightly vindictive when his thin emotional shell is wounded, hidden behind a shield, which you could touch at any time before, as if he was a wolf showing his stomach to you in the trusting understanding that, no matter what, you will never hurt him, — and if he had stayed alive then, you would have done everything to make sure that he would understand that you literally had no choice, and WEI WUXIAN understands this, but instead his emotions are like a destructive flame that can burn everything in its path.

... Perhaps the past has hardened him too much, but when he needs to kill, WEI WUXIAN has no more problems with it; after all, he himself has one very important unfinished business that is not so far away from here, and although it would be in his spirit to come up with some plan that does not include in general, he deals — without direct murder, of course — with everything necessary before leaving, carried away by a completely different matter than useless wandering here and there.

His hands are shaking slightly, but he knows what he is doing, heading in a painfully familiar direction, knowing that, of course, you will be there — would you travel anywhere with a child in your arms? Wen Yuan should definitely be with you — WEI WUXIAN knows this when riding the Little Apple, feeling a strange mixture of excitement and impatience.

How are you there? Are you alive and well? How do you live? How is your life with Wen Yuan? Did you give him a new name as your puppy or did you leave the old one? Do you remember him? Are you thinking about him? Do you miss him? Do you have a new omega? Do you build nests like before? Did you throw away clothes that smelled like him? Do you still keep his gifts? How does Wen Yuan live? Does he look more like you, him, or none of you? Have your tastes changed? Do you love or hate spicy food now? Would you cook him something sweet? What should he do with your new omega? What if you haven't been looking for anyone all this time and have been faithfully waiting for his return?

Will you be sorry? Will you be happy? Will you be disappointed? Will you be angry? Will you be ashamed?

His new body is not like before — fragile and weak, not at all like before, and now it will be hard for him to carry you on his back. But he will definitely be able to one day. And you will have a small house, a vegetable garden and a chicken coop. Or you will travel together. Now you two have so much time — you have the time of the whole world, especially to discuss the past, live in the present and think about the future. But WEI WUXIAN prefers to think about you and takes care that the future will be exactly what he wants.

He's your omega, right? And you're his alpha. Forever. And no one else can have you. You are only his — and he is only yours. And it will always be so. And it will always be so.

And he's more than willing to come back as a ghost of the past to remind you of that.

[guqin-and-flute]

WIP...Thriday (aka proof I'm not dead and still writing)

An And A-Fu Makes 4 Chpt. 7 exerpt in which A-Fu and Wangji are equally bemused by each other

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It turned out that his uncle was actually pretty funny. Not totally, like, ‘haha’ funny, but ��different from what A-Fu was used to’ funny.  A-Fu had always thought that his face was blank most of the time, but he found out that wasn't true--he smiled and frowned and looked worried and annoyed just like everyone else. His expressions were just super tiny compared to other people, so you had to study his face as hard as school, but A-Fu was getting the hang of it. If he didn’t get something, A-Yuan could usually interperate for him pretty good, ‘cause he was an expert Hanguang-jun interperatator. He knew what all the different tones of ‘A-Yuan’ meant when apparently it was supposed to be a whole sentence that meant ‘time for bed' or ‘too loud’ or ‘not that way’ or ‘did you finish your homework?’ or ‘do you want to play guqin with me?’

Uncle Wangji sorta reminded A-Fu of Gray-Father and how sometimes he looked so serious and scary to other people, but you just had to know what they meant to say on the inside. Except unlike Gray-Father, Uncle Wangji had never laughed in front of A-Fu; but when he and A-Yuan did something silly together, he sometimes had a little bit of Laughing Eyes, just like Blue-Father did. Maybe A-Fu was a gray, blue, and yellow father interperatator? Maybe after staying at the Jingshi, he could become an Uncle Wangji one, too! 

Sometimes his uncle was ‘haha’ funny, usually by accident and usually because he didn’t really get A-Fu--a lot of the things he did seemed to confuse him; like how he liked mud and salamanders and toads, and how he hated wearing socks to bed, and how he got an idea to do things but then didn’t really think about how it might end up and then he fell over or broke something, sometimes. Then, Uncle Wangji would get a little wrinkle, right in between his eyebrows, like he was trying to figure out a hard math problem and his mouth would get all small and he would blink reaaaal slow. Sometimes, he even looked over at A-Yuan like he needed his help as an A-Fu Interpretator--which he kinda was, since he was A-Fu’s bestest friend in the whole entire world and knew him better than anyone.  

Uncle Wangji definitely didn’t get Sneaking-and-Snooping, and when A-Fu actually really did surprise him a couple times, his uncle said all serious that he knew A-Fu was there, he just didn’t expect him to jump out and yell at him and A-Fu said uh-huh sure he did, suuure, and Uncle Wangji would just coolly say ‘good’ that A-Fu was sure--but he would say it like he knew that A-Fu was being sarcasms and was agreeing just to make him annoyed, which it did ‘cause that’s not how sarcasms worked, Uncle Wangji! And his uncle would say, without any hint of a smile, that he would try to remember that, which A-Fu figured was sort of like a joke and it made him laugh. 

One day, when A-Fu got in trouble with his teacher because he had colored his whole tongue black with his paintbrush during class just because, he had been really anxious about when his uncle came to pick them up from school. After talking to the teacher for a bit at the desk, he came over and stood all tall in front of A-Fu. When he looked all the way up at him, he  saw that scrunchy-confused wrinkle on his face but all he said was, “...Why?”

“Uh. I dunno.”

“....” Uncle Wangji said things with his silences best of anyone A-Fu knew, and this silence was like a whole bunch of question marks, like A-Fu was some sort of mystery. When he looked over at A-Yuan, who was waiting patiently by the door with his stuff all packed up, A-Yuan just shook his head and shrugged. 

 Uncle Wangji just looked back at him for another second, then just turned and walked right out the door, hand behind his back, not even waiting.

A-Fu assumed that that meant something like ‘let’s go home, you’re not in trouble, but what the heck’, so he just happily trotted out after him into the sunshine with A-Yuan next to him. He must have been getting better at understanding his uncle’s silences, because all that happened when they got back to the Jingshi was that he was handed a cool, damp cloth from the fancy wash basin in the corner and told, “Do not eat paint.”

He tried to explain around sticking out his tongue and scrubbing, “I wa’n’t ea’ing i’, I wath theeing if I coul’ color i’ all in,” but Uncle Wangji didn’t say anything else about it and just sat down at his table play his guqin.

[seelestars]

➴ ✫ * ✧ ACTOR JING YUAN X ACTOR READER !

a/n : i was originally gonna do blade but i went too off track and made him too ooc so i switched to jing yuan </3 sorry if it’s quite short i’m lazy

since you and jing yuan were the leads for the new romance movie, you knew there were going to be romantic scenes involved.

and yet, why did the proximity feel so unexpected?

you were currently shooting a scene that involved you having to sit on jing yuan’s lap, after a lovely first date between the leads. you couldn’t help but grow increasingly flustered, his breath on your ear making it worse. somehow even with all this intimacy, he didn’t seem to blush a single bit, as if he was used to this. well, you guessed hes probably had many people on his lap before. he is pretty popular in the media for his looks and charm, after all. who knows if he might’ve done those sorts of things for fan service?

after adjusting your positions a couple of times, you began shooting the scene.

“you look so pretty like this..” jing yuan was caressing your hips gently, gazing at you with half-lidded eyes. even though that line was part of the script, you still couldn’t help but imagine he had actually meant it. you felt shivers run down your spine at his deep voice, his voice a voice you considered pleasant. preparing and bracing yourself mentally, you built up the courage to say your line. “well i think you look even better under me like this..” you cupped his cheeks in your hands, a flushed look on your face. you looked into his eyes lovingly, as if you two were a thing. he smiles, his grip on your hips tightening slightly in an almost possessive way.

nothing could’ve prepared you for what was supposed to happen next. which was, you having to kiss jing yuan. you tried not to think about it too much, it was just a simple kiss right? your face gradually grew closer to his, your lips meeting his not too long after.

his lips were soft against yours, teasingly biting down on your bottom lip, causing you to blush. he tasted sweet, like the taste of cinnamon with a subtle chocolate taste. it made you crave more of him, but you knew you guys were only just acting. and so you refrained.

you nearly downed your entire water bottle in one go without realizing it. your throat just felt dry and parched after you had to refrain from indulging in more of jing yuan. you stared off into space, thinking about the scene you had acted out earlier now that today’s session concluded. but before you could contemplate it more, you felt a presence behind you. you turned around, only to see it was none other than the man you had on your mind.

“staring off into space I see?” he hums, looking down at you. “..ah? did you need something? everyone is packing up already.” you felt curious as to why he wasn’t immediately getting ready to leave like the others, as you were sure he had other places he needed to be. “I wanted to let you know that.. though it may have been a script, I meant what I said.” his words brought back the lingering memory of him calling you pretty. you couldn’t help but fluster a little at the thought, trying to keep yourself composed in front of him. “..o-oh. thank you.. I.. meant what I said as well.” you said awkwardly, not quite knowing how to return his compliment.

“say, how about we keep in contact, yeah?” he flashed you a charming smile, handing you a piece of paper that held his phone number. you felt your heart threaten to beat out of your ribcage at his actions. maybe he does feel the same way you do?

[itofthames]

Freefall Pt 8 (Jing Yuan x Reader)

Read here or on Ao3

tags: domestic fluff, breakfast, deception

wc; 592

Out of every decision made in the past twenty-four hours, breakfast is the least regrettable one.

You decide on toast and a pack of bacon to split between the both of you. You flutter about, gathering ingredients and heating up the stove. When was the last time you got around to cooking in your own kitchen? Too long ago for your liking.

Jing Yuan sits hands folded at the dining table, glaring at his cup of orange juice as if it insulted his mother.

You lean against the countertop with arms crossed. It hits you again how hilariously out of place he looks. The glorious, ancient golden lion of lightning, a war general beyond compare. Sitting in your dining room, quietly boiling.

What hits you second is that you don't particularly mind it.

"Hey,"

Jing Yuan looks up, his expression still forlorn. You smile at him. "You like maple syrup with your toast?"

His eyes brighten ever so slightly and he nods.

"Alright, hold tight okay?"

You turn back and start preparing breakfast for the both of you. The silence is a nice reminder that you still have to have the talk, but he's still more out of it than you are. It's not the time to barrage him with heavy concepts.

You sizzle up some bacon and serve him three thick slices of toast, which he gobbles down and asks for seconds. You mentally save the picture of Jing Yuan's crumb-covered smile for later and make him some more.

Jing Yuan inhales piece after buttery, syrup-laden piece. You stack his plate until he finally waves his hand and mutters a tiny 'no thank you'. No real surprise there. If you didn't have any time to cook any good meals for yourself, then Jing Yuan definitely didn't.

You finish up and sit down with your own plate, Jing Yuan picks at the rest of his toast and bacon and it's…nice.

Everything's not perfect, buts it's nice.

"Do you want to talk?"

Reality stands in front of you again. The only reason you're even here is due to that momentary breach, or lapse, in judgment. But, do you want to get into that? And ruin this beautiful moment? The closest you two have come, yet, as a couple?

No, not now.

You swallow down what little remains of your upset. Jing Yuan doesn't seem to care if people know. Why should you?

"Not really," you shrug and start clearing your plate.

Jing Yuan is the first to rise from the table. He puts on an apologetic smile, "I'm already late…"

"Oh, shit I gotta get dressed," you mumble and wipe your face with a napkin.

Jing Yuan's brows raise. He wears a light dusting of red on his face before he laughs and shakes his head, "I'm sorry but, do you want me to walk you in?"

Well, he's already walking out of your house after a full night in broad daylight. What's the worst that could happen that couldn't already?

"If you don't mind."

Jing Yuan presses his hands to his face, smiling ear to ear like an idiot as you pass him by and head back upstairs.

When you return, wearing your work uniform again for the first time in what feels like forever, Jing Yuan welcomes you into a tight embrace. His mouth presses against yours in a way that is borderline too much. When you breathlessly part, he opens the door for you and guides you out. You don't even notice the slight change in how the discarded gift baskets are arranged or the now missing envelopes.

[theladysunami]

saw an article titled 'Father Hires In-Game "Hitman" To Deter Son From Playing', and i feel like there's something BingYuan about this...

Reminds me a little of second verse (same as the first) by Adwen.

Which one of them would be the hitman I wonder. It could go either way. 🤔

If Luo Binghe (with his Bingge personality) is the ‘hitman’, then it could be a comedy where he follows Shen Yuan around trying to lure him by himself into PVP areas, but for whatever reason it never works out.

When they are both online, Shen Yuan is always either going around with a party of high level ‘bodyguards’ (YQY and LQG) while Binghe’s own ‘team’ is busy (meaning Binghe could at best only snipe him, not corpse camp him for demoralization purposes the way he was hired to do) or he’s doing stuff in towns and other non-PVP areas.

Not sure if Shen Yuan took over his brother’s account at some point (or was presumed to be his brother on a new account) and someone pissed off at Shen Jiu hired Binghe, or if Shen Jiu is the one who hired Binghe because his nerdy brother spends too much time on the stupid game.

Regardless, Binghe eventually finds himself irritated by Shen Yuan’s hangers on, not because it’s making it hard to kill him, but because he would like all Shen Yuan’s attention for himself, thanks!

If Shen Yuan was the hitman, I can see it being just a hobby for Shen Yuan, where he takes out people’s bullies, asshole exes, and so forth.

He starts to team up with Binghe, planning to take him out at some suitable moment, but then finds he actually really likes the guy. He still does take him out eventually (yeets him into a lava pit or something that destroys equipment), but feels awful about it after, especially when Binghe signs off for several months afterwards.

Binghe comes back to the game to find several item packs, skins and such were anonymously gifted to him, and the guy who killed him keeps avoiding him.

They eventually hash it out though, and proceed to be the game’s most annoying couple.

[zoguy1]

So. Every June, I try to challenge myself by posting something for Pride Month. For the past couple years, it's been ships with cute little pride flags. This year, the priority focus will be on the Trolls Summer Gift exchange. But at the very least I'd like to show ya'll the ones I've made in the past.

2022 bundle:

Bi Hiccup x Gay Jack. Fun fact: This was the first gay couple I've ever laid my eyes on as a young child. I saw this ship and thought "I want that kind of relationship."

Bi Tony x Gay Rudolph Watching the 2017 movie, these two reminded me of Luca and Alberto so much.

Aro Merida You get it? Cuz she's an archer. It's funny. Laugh.

Bi Nan Fang x Ace Fu Yao The headcannon was based off of a fanfic I read a while ago.

Demi Ace Xie Lian x Gay Hua Cheng. I sevearly enjoyed the series. I occasionally eat fics of these two as comfort foods.

Pan Xu Xuan x Trans Xiao Bai White snake was basically 2 hours of "What you are doesn't matter, it's who you are that matters", THEE Pansexual anthem, and then the second movie Turned Blanca into a guy? This is cannon.

Ace Liu Qingge x Bi Shen Yuan Imma be honest. I didn't like SVSSS very much. Yandere's are not my cup of tea. And I was really hoping Shizun would have gotten with Liu-shidi instead.

Gay Luca x Gay Alberto I'm so glad Luberto was actually confirmed to be somewhat cannon. Though Nowadays I see Luca as bi, cuz if we're counting the concept art as apart of the lore, then Luca had a crush on both Alberto and Giulia.

Gay Jade x Gay Katie. Kate is the first character I actually felt scene as a queer person.

Genderfluid Shi Qingxuan I freaking love them so much. Easily my favorite character.

Aro Nezha This kid knows chaos and only chaos.

Pan Adam x Gray Ace Freddy I saw this crossover on DA and thought they made so much sense together. Adam the literal personification of nature, and Freddy the unification of humanity and animals.

Non-Binary Merz x Lesbian Alice These two are OCs of mine.

Aro Lesbian Isabela and Aro Lesbian Elsa. I ship this in a sort of queer platonic way. Like a "we don't really want to date people, but everyone thinks we're dating, and we just don't care enough to correct them." kind of way.

Genderfluid Camilo I want the ability to shapeshift so badly.

Pan Ao Bing x Bi Xiao Jiu Ya'll get brownie points if you know which Ao Bing this is and double points if you know who Xiao Jiu is. Lol. It was a random crossover ship I made because the company liked to crossover their medias for advertisements, and we see the adults interacting and having fun, and Nezha joins them. But we don't see the two teenagers interact at all.

Bi Verta x Bi Li Yunxiang Another crossover ship I made up cuz I didn't see a lot of Nezha Reborn and White Snake crossovers. Which surprised me, especially after Green Snake.

Gay Jiang Ziya x Gay Shen Gongbao These two lived in the same house together for 10 years and adopted a daughter together. I am convinced these two are a married couple.

Bi Mirabel There was a little bisexual rainbow on her dress. That's proof enough for me. Lol.

Lesbian Amaya x Lesbian Janai I loved seeing their dynamic in the show.

Non-Binary Kazi I love them. I'm glad they got more attention in the show.

Lesbian Susie x Trans Noelle "Why does Noelle have antlers. Is she trans? The Null the Null the Null the Null..."

Non-Binary Kris I love them. They literally never said a word, and I love them.

AroAce Krel Based on a comic I made.

Aro Blaze Another OC.

Aro Douxie Idk why, but I get that vibe from him.

2023 Pack:

Furry Omni Toby x Furry Demigirl Darci The moment Darci said she didn't want people to like her just because she was a girl, I felt that in my soul.

Bi Steve x Pan Aja I am not convinced Steve is straight.

Pan Simon x Gay Ao Bing This ship was inspired by a youtube video that had a list of crossover ships, this being on of them. And I freaking love it.

AroAce Sun Wukong and AroAce Tang Sanzang In Monkey King Reborn, out of everyone in the friend group, you can just tell that these two cared about each other the most. And I think that's just sweet.

Fuck. I can only have 30 images per post. I'll reblog with the rest of the 2023 pack.

[frost-eyed-autumn]

Some Sheep Headcanons ;;

Chuuya genuinely just didn't know a lot about anything when the Sheep first found him, even by the standards of a seven year old, to a point that it weirded the other kids out a lot. He knew some things like basic language, colors, shapes, lights and darkness, and just general "spacial" things that were more intuitive than education-based, but beyond that, even things like different foods were completely novel to him.

Shirase was the first person to really welcome Chuuya into the Sheep and give him food (even if he probably thought Chuuya was weird af just as much as all the other kids), so he was the first person Chuuya really gravitated towards and looked up to like an older brother, despite being about the same age. He absolutely had Baby Duck Syndrome following him everywhere.

Chuuya's first two years with the Sheep were basically just spent playing catch-up on figuring out how the world works and filling in all his knowledge gaps to be on par with all the rest of the Sheep kids. Every day was basically spent asking endless questions about things (to the point it probably annoyed the fuck out of everyone, honestly) and learning social cues through mimicry.

When it came to mimicry, he definitely didn't always get it right and, as happens with a pack of unsupervised kids whose only teacher is each other, ended up on the receiving end of harsh criticisms or getting picked on or ostracized for doing the "wrong thing" a lot during his first years with the Sheep. Suffice to say, it made him extremely conscientious about how to act around others and instilled in him a strong respect for group dynamics in order to fit in, looking outward at the other Sheep to dictate how he should behave. Even when he got older and more independent, he still defaulted to looking to the other kids and the Sheep Council for what he should do first, and followed his own decisions second (this was a large part of why it was so jarring when he brushed off Shirase and Yuan at the arcade to do something outside of their approval for once).

Chuuya was a very tactile and kinetic learner, and despite his gaps in knowledge, he learned quickly. It wasn't enough just to hear about or see things from afar. He liked to touch things, hold them and turn them over in his hands and figure them out and feel the textures on his fingers. Complex puzzle things like rubix cubes were his favorite to play with and he could get obsessively lost in them for hours. He's absolutely the kid that bit down on objects or licked them just because, or ran his fingers along the edge of a knife out of sheer curiosity (before getting lectured by the other kids about the dangers of tetanus and infections). If it was a place instead of an object, he had to explore it, climb it, and find all the hidden places. He was unsurpassed in finding good hiding places no one else could reach once he learned how to use his Gravity. He'd use these places for the benefit of the other Sheep most of the time, obviously, as either secret hiding places or somewhere to stash supplies where the adults couldn't find them.

Chuuya definitely wasn't shy about physical touch and getting close to the other Sheep when he was younger, leaning into them, holding onto hands or arms, or inserting himself closely between the other kids whenever he got the chance. He rough-housed just as much as any of the other kids, or ended up curled up asleep against them just as often as not. It was only when he got older and grew more into his Ability and his role as the Sheep's protector that he started to be more physically distant from a lot of the Sheep, though unbeknownst to him it was also because some of the Sheep were distancing themselves from him as well, save for a couple that were closer to him and less afraid like Yuan. Shirase stabbing him with a poisoned knife was a huge turning point for Chuuya allowing other people to get physically close to him when his guard is down or he's in a relaxed state, even if the person is friendly toward him.

Chuuya almost learned the hard way just how dangerous the cold could be during his first winter with the Sheep. Temperature and seasons was definitely one of the bigger things he had a hard time learning and coping with, not least of all because there wasn't a whole lot that the Sheep could do about staying warm except stoke a fire and huddle together. Winters were definitely the most miserable times for the Sheep, especially in the early days, but it also made him appreciate being physically close with his family all the more.

Chuuya didn't immediately understand or use his Ability when he was first brought into the Sheep. In the beginning, he seemed no different than all the other kids, weird "amnesia" aside. This was especially true given his weakened state when he was first taken in, given that he couldn't even finish a piece of bread without passing out halfway through eating, not having the strength or spare energy to activate it. He was around 9 or 10 when he first started to display his Ability, though he wouldn't learn how to use it to fight for a while yet.

Chuuya's only ever used his Gravity against anyone in the Sheep once when he was younger (before he came into its Protector role), when he got into a brawl with one of the other, bigger kids he didn't get along with and lost his temper. He didn't hurt them in any way they couldn't recover from, especially since the others broke up the fight rather quickly, but he got a long and hard lecture about never using his power against the other Sheep kids to win a fight. He took it to heart and swore he wouldn't, but it hardly mattered either way since no one in the Sheep ever tried to pick a physical fight with him again after that.

The first time Chuuya tried to go swimming in deep water with the other Sheep, it was assumed he'd be fine because of his Gravity Ability. They had to rescue him from drowning since that very quickly turned out not to be the case, and he never learned how to swim before then.

Chuuya discovered his Ability could stop bullets entirely by accident when someone tried to shoot him. At first, it damn near gave the other Sheep a heart attack, thinking he was surely dead. It took a few more times and Chuuya learning that he could provoke attacks at him instead of the other Sheep and be a bullet sponge that he really started to flex his Ability more noticeably and develop a bit of a cocky attitude about it.

Fleas and ticks and other insects were just a common reality that Chuuya had to tolerate along with the rest of the Sheep living in the slums, especially in the early days before he learned how to use Gravity to their benefit and favorably influence their opportunities. He hates ticks the most for how they burrow into skin and have to be ripped out. Even years after getting kicked out of the Sheep, he still religiously checks his ears for the little fuckers.

He absolutely knows what a lot of urban animals taste like given that it was sometimes the difference between eating them, rancid trash, or nothing at all. He's eaten reptiles (snakes, lizards, turtles), roasted insects like grasshoppers, song birds, squirrel, raccoon, seagull, duck, cat, dog, and plenty of other things before, when he's had to. He draws the line at eating rats. He'd rather starve.

He did learn a small bit of reading and writing in the slums here and there, though before coming to the Port Mafia, there were still large gaps in his knowledge of it. He was better at reading than he was with writing, because no one had ever taught him about things like proper brush stroke order, and his reading comprehension was still far below that of a teenager his age that would have had a formal education.

[xxsycamore]

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Something A Little More Fun - AIS X VERE [smut] Tags: Friends With Benefits; Smoking; Alcohol; Alley Blow Jobs; Frottage; Kissing; Making Out; Blow Jobs; Large Cock; Ais is packing; Choking; Glove Kink; Ais plays with Vere’s fox ears

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Ice-cold heat - BYRON WAGNER [smut] Tags:  Temperature Play; Punishment; Masturbation; Power Play

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[bunathebunny]

Four ruts a year - that is the normal cycle for an alpha. However, it seems that having lived a long time - and having substained himself on an unhealthy amount of repressants - Jing Yuan's ruts rarely come around but, thanks to the minor blessings of life, they are not unpredictable.

One of the first signs of Jing Yuan's oncoming rut, if they do not look at the calendar, is the quiet way Yanqing's articles of clothings disappear into the aether. Just a cloak here, a pair of shorts there - all old clothes that Yanqing does not wear anymore but cannot bear to part with – nothing too much out of the ordinary.

When he was younger, Yanqing had always made a hunt out of them: tiptoeing around and lying in wait until he could pounce onto the clothing thief.

And Jing Yuan would always catch him, as he always does when Yanqing, whether he is a decade old or has lived a full century, flings himself at him. Then Jing Yuan would carry him back to where his lost clothings are, into a nest soft with affection.

But nowadays, when Yanqing realizes his clothes have been spirited away again, he does not go on a hunt for them anymore. Instead, he files in a form of absence to be sent to Qingzu. And he ties up the ongoing work that he still has until the most urgent ones are completed and those that can wait tidied up to be tackled later on.

Then he packs up a bundle of clothes and necessities and moves into Jing Yuan's room. And there, he stays, for the next couple of days until Jing Yuan's rut passes.

[yxkhei]

@jvngwcos​

Happy Valentine’s Day, my handsome, striking, loveable, adorable, heavenly hubby!

I can’t believe this is officially our third V-Day together, but I’m so ready for all of the other Valentines Day’s to come in our future. I know lately, things have been all over the place for us but in between all of that, I’ve loved that we’ve found little moments to enjoy eachother. That we’ve had those little moments of time reserved solely for us, and time to appreciate one another. There aren’t enough words to describe just how much I love and adore you, baby, but I’ll spend the rest of our lives together trying to figure them out! Anyways, I love you and cherish you, my darling husband. I can’t wait to continue spending forever by your side.

Yours always and forever,

Xuxi.

A nice bouquet from the lovely florist we always love to visit!

Next, I got you the Maison Francis Kurkdijan Baccarat Rouge 540 Travel set so you can be smelling spiffy wherever you are!

The Fragrance Story: luminous and sophisticated, Baccarat Rouge 540 lays on the skin like an amber, floral and woody breeze. A poetic alchemy with a highly graphic and condensed signature with notes of jasmine, saffron, cedarwood, ambergris

Polaroid Now+ i-Type Analog Instant Camera to capture all our memories from here on out.

The Polaroid Now+ camera is your new partner in creativity. An autofocus feature makes it a great pick for beginners and easy to use.

Some items from Valentino.

Items from the new Loewe Howl’s Moving Castle collection.

The APOTHEKE Signature Candle in Sea Salt Grapefruit.

The tang of sea salt, black pepper and ripe grapefruit is balanced by dew drop accords and tarragon, for a fragrance like summer by the sea.

A Cable Band Ring made with 18K Gold from David Yurman.

Finally, pack your bags just for a couple of days, baby! I’m stealing you away for a private little Valentine’s day home away from home trip where we’re gonna be wined, dined, and treated like kings. We’re staying tonight through Thursday at the Josun Palace here in Seoul in the Grand Master Suite. 

And then, we’re eating dinner tonight at the Great Hong Yuan, which brings authentic Cantonese cuisine right to Seoul.

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Private Speedboat in Koh Samui: Explore Paradise with Oceans Elite Charters

Koh Samui is a vibrant tropical paradise, filled with pristine beaches, hidden lagoons, and rich marine life, making it a dream destination for explorers and nature lovers alike. While there are many ways to discover Koh Samui, hiring a private speedboat offers the most exclusive and thrilling way to experience its beauty. Oceans Elite Charters, a leading provider in luxury boat rentals, specializes in private speedboat hire, giving travelers a unique, tailored adventure across Koh Samui’s best-kept secrets.

Why Choose a Private Speedboat?

Private speedboat rentals bring a host of benefits compared to traditional group tours. Oceans Elite Charters ensures a fully personalized experience, catering to each guest's needs. Here’s why renting a private speedboat is ideal for exploring Koh Samui:

Customized Itinerary: With a private speedboat, the day’s adventure is entirely up to you. Whether you want to snorkel vibrant reefs, sunbathe on secluded beaches, or visit Koh Samui’s popular landmarks, Oceans Elite Charters allows you to create an itinerary that aligns with your interests.

Efficient Travel: Speedboats allow you to quickly reach nearby islands and lesser-known spots, saving time and maximizing your adventure. This efficiency lets you pack multiple destinations into one day without feeling rushed, ideal for travelers who want to make the most of their time on the water.

Ultimate Privacy: Private speedboats offer an intimate, crowd-free experience perfect for families, couples, or small groups of friends. Avoid the busy crowds and enjoy a personalized journey through Koh Samui’s top destinations, all in the privacy of your own boat.

Luxury Amenities: Oceans Elite Charters provides comfortable, well-equipped speedboats with high-end amenities, including sun decks, shaded areas, refreshments, and optional gourmet catering. The crew ensures every detail is managed, allowing you to relax and enjoy.

Top Destinations to Explore with Oceans Elite Charters

A private speedboat from Oceans Elite Charters opens up a world of scenic beauty and hidden wonders. Here are some must-see spots that can be easily explored by speedboat:

Ang Thong Marine National Park: This archipelago of 42 islands is a natural wonder, filled with emerald lagoons, towering limestone cliffs, and lush jungles. Ang Thong is ideal for snorkeling, kayaking, and beach picnics. With a private speedboat, you can explore secluded areas at your own pace, avoiding the typical tourist crowds.

Koh Tao and Koh Nang Yuan: Famous for their underwater landscapes, these islands are a must-visit for snorkelers and divers. Koh Tao’s coral reefs and Koh Nang Yuan’s unique sandbars offer stunning views and abundant marine life. Your private speedboat allows you to enjoy the clear, turquoise waters in a more intimate setting.

Secret Beaches and Coves: Koh Samui is home to hidden beaches and peaceful coves, perfect for a quiet getaway. Oceans Elite Charters can guide you to secluded spots where you can swim, sunbathe, or have a private picnic in a serene environment far from the crowds.

Customizing Your Speedboat Experience

Oceans Elite Charters offers customizable options to enhance your private speedboat experience. Here’s how they make your day unforgettable:

Onboard Dining: Enjoy fresh seafood, gourmet snacks, and beverages prepared by Oceans Elite Charters. The catering service allows you to indulge in delicious meals while taking in the stunning scenery.

Water Sports Gear: Snorkeling equipment and optional water toys are available for those interested in exploring Koh Samui’s underwater life.

Special Occasions: Private speedboat rentals are perfect for celebrating birthdays, anniversaries, or even romantic proposals. Oceans Elite Charters can arrange personalized decorations and amenities for a memorable event on the water.

How to Book with Oceans Elite Charters

Booking a private speedboat is simple and hassle-free. The Oceans Elite Charters team will assist you in choosing the right boat, customizing the itinerary, and arranging any specific requirements. Their friendly, professional crew ensures that everything runs smoothly, allowing you to relax and enjoy a seamless adventure.

Conclusion

A private speedboat with Oceans Elite Charters is the ultimate way to experience Koh Samui. From custom itineraries and luxury amenities to access to some of the island’s most beautiful and secluded spots, Oceans Elite Charters provides a unique way to explore paradise. Whether you’re seeking an adventurous day on the water, a relaxing beach getaway, or a special celebration, Oceans Elite Charters offers an unforgettable experience tailored to your desires.

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I'm Misha ! My pronouns are they/them and bell/bells you may also refer to me as doll or darling

On this blog I will primarily be making headmate couples but may make others too such as sub systems or stand alone headmates

I accept requests for brainmade and introjects though will not take requests for alters of real people

To be clear when requesting please include the source/media of any introjects you'd like and include the full source name instead of an abbreviation (ex: writing my hero academia instead of MHA)

This blog is Pro-Radqueer and Pro-Transid however I will not be including them in my packs

What is a headmate couple? A headmate couple is a pair of alters in a pack who are dating, these packs will include a relationship dynamic and a "get to know my ship in 15 seconds" page

This is a motivation based blog and requests that motivate me more will be completed first (referring to me by the pet names Doll or Darling may make me more likely to do your request quicker)

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