#You're My First Friend | Hajime Hinata

[suitov]

The anti-Komahina copypasta of all time pt 1/4

(aka: "toxic submissive homoerotic flirting", "he is a homosexual who curses men hearts. It's my psychological analysis", "no matter how many semens he fills his stomach with. It's not possible!", "it's seriously getting on my nerves how he needs to homofy everything")

This piece was not authored by me and is posted here for archival purposes only, because I can't bear the despair-inducing despair of xitter potentially going down and demolishing mrpoopoofart's masterwork. Please refer to the attribution links throughout.

Seriously, not by me. I enjoy a little recreational Hinanami as much as the next gay but you'll quickly see that this thread reaches heights to which not even an Ultimate Hope could aspire. Not even if he had a snowboard.

[Square brackets (source links and video descriptions) are my only additions. Typos in the rest of the text are directly from the original.]

Goku Nr.1hater (@mrpoopoofart)

Nagito Komaeda influences Hajime Hinata into homosexual activities accompanied with his feminine aura he spreads through his toxic submissive homoerotic flirting. (A thread)

10:31 PM · Oct 31, 2023 [src]

Let's begin with a little introducton. So we all know that Nagito and Hajime are meant to be rivals throughout the game, even though apparently Nagito developed a supposed "crush" on Hajime,which is according to the media confirmed by the creator + [src]

But our (hetero) MC Hajime, doesn't feel the same way about him and despises him to death. [src]

1. Here is a theory of mine. Take your time and try to understand this complex comprehension analysis, even if it's difficult for you to understand at first sight. Take your time and read it carefully. [src]

2.Hajime having enough of Nagito Komaeda Every player knows that Hajime hates Komaeda's guts right? You can see how much hatred he holds for that psycho. The reasons are: his manipulation, crimes and the homoerotic submissive flirting he does when he's all alone with Hajime. [src]

3.Nagito's seduction trap In Chapter 2, when the vicious Nagito was tied up, you could notice how his voice sounded like he was moaning. Moaning mostly is a feminine sexual arousal to seduce men. (Straight men would never do this because they are not female). [src]

[Video: original here. Clip is of Nagito tied up on the floor of the old building, being offered breakfast by Hajime and remarking "Huh? You're not going to feed me?"]

In addition, Nagito seems to be very hungry and forces poor Hajime to feed him, even though he refuses to.But as he already asks with a moan, (theory)he thinks of wanting to eat Hajime's wiener in order to suck him dry. Like a needy prostitute! [src]

Hajime is stunned and feels anxious when he realizes what the antagonist actually meant by "feeding" him. Devestated, he leaves as quickly as he can. [src]

[order of images is as in original thread]

4.Nagito starving for Hajime's Pee pee. Apparently Nagito hasn't eaten any proper food for days, right, when he was tied up in the old building. Theory: What if the scoundrel wanted to only eat toast and milk to make room for Hajime's fluid? [src]

+That's honestly unacceptable for a freak like him, if my theory would turn out to be true. [src]

5. Nagito's attempt to make Hajime feel pity for him We players all know Nagito is just faking his backstory and his allegend disease. Even Nagito later on admits he read something like that in a book. He shouldn't wonder why he has no friends if he acts the way he does. [src]

+The untrustable antagonist is telling Hajime in this scene, he has stage 3 lymphoma and frontotemporal dementia and has allegedly 6 months to a year of life span. This guy really believes Hajime would forgive him for all his evil deeds. [src]

6. Nagito's terrifying eyes and grin Hajime already feels creeped out, when noticing the antagonist's swirling eyes, which causes Hajime to panic. Swirling eyes symoblise excitement, determination, rage or insanity. [src]

+But maybe, just maybe there was a spark of manipulation/influence behind those malicious eyes, to make Hajime aware who he's dealing with [src]

+ [src]

7. Shoe Licking In this scene Nagito tells Hajime he'd give him the clues, if he'd drop on his knees and lick his shoes. Now, that's a very strange and evil way to make a deal. However, Nagito then later on admits he's just joking, but not even the protagonist believes it was. [src]

+This might have been a way, to show off his dominance and inapropriate behavior towards men. [src]

8. Official art analysis So in this official art we can view those two sitting back to back. They represent the contrast of each other. The homosexuality and heterosexuality. The colors of Hajime's clothes express strong masculity, the way the Pyjama matches his hairstyle. [src]

+Also, Hajime is obviously smiling a lot more than Nagito does, because Nagito isn't exactly copying the same postion Hajime is in, otherwise their hands would have touched, which would honestly gross the MC out. [src]

9. Inapropriate Body reveal In one of Nagito's freetime events Hajime demands Nagito to take off his clothes to go swimming, but Nagito seems to "misunderstand" the question and believes Hajime wants to see him naked to enjoy his body. And many of you stan a delulu guy like him? [src]

[Video: original here. Clip is of a Nagito free time event on the beach. Hajime: "Let's take our clothes off." Nagito: "Does that mean... you want to go in the ocean with me? That's a bad idea. There are lots of ways that could be dangerous. But I don't mind if you just want to see me naked." Hajime: (You don't mind...?)]

7. Izuru controlling Hajime's mind Nagito has allegedly shown interest in Hajime before the killing game happened. When Hajime was Izuru at that time. Izuru sensed Nagito's homosexuality and unintentionally grabbed his waist, as an maneuver to shoot him. [src]

*10 [src]

+ Nagito however, got turned on and dropped to the floor breathing heavily with a red face. [src]

11. Love Nest Curse Nagito leads Hajime to "their" (actually his) love nest in one of his fte. Theory: The malicious boy planned something evil. I'm sure Nagito wants Hajime to act all lovely dovely with him and give him all those coochie coochie coos.Bro, that's a hetero MAN! [src]

+ Leave him the hell alone [src]

12. Cookie Monster In this magazine cutout Hajime and Nagito are once again taking the spotlight. The scoundrel on the right, is happily handing a scared Hajime a pair of cookies. I can't read any japanese so I let Google translate for me.+

Apparently one phrase says "Take a bite of him". I strongly believe that this sentence has 2 meanings. Meaning 1: Nagito biting into the Adam's apple (which is cruely erotic) but Meaning 2 convinced me more. Meaning 2: It's a metaphor and means they are playing Cookie Monster. [src]

Explanation: Cookie Monster is a silly children game where you try to "eat" the person. You have to run and try not being cought by your enemy. [src]

Nagito's character song analysis Someone sent me 2 character songs of Nagito to analyse for my thread and of course I analysed some of the lyrics as logical as I could. The songs do provide a connection to the game and mostly the anime. But I only decided to analyse one song. [src]

13. Zettai Kibou Birthday As much as I know, this song is dedicated to Hajime's birthday. The first of january. In this diabolic song, the antagonist sings about wanting a sexual affair with the protagonist, who was known as Izuru Kamukura at that time according to media sources. [src]

Furthermore, he seems to be the one "taking" it,  which is already terrifying to think about it. Now, it makes so much sense how Nagito manipulates men. It's hidden in his feminine aura he spreads when seducing men. [src]

+Since the song is pretty much telling us about oral and anal sex, there is a possibility that Nagito has experience with diabolic homosexual activities and maybe tells us, he had many affairs with other men before meeting Hajime. [src]

+This makes Nagito even more of a awful human being, who could have done better in life, if he took the right path. But he didn't. [src]

14 .Nagito abusing Hope for his homosexual desires I'm a Christian guy aka God's second beloved Child and I need to get this off my chest quickly. If Nagito Komaeda was real, he'd land in hell for committing one of the most awful sins close to murder. [src]

+Him utilizing hope for forbidden love,is concidered a crime. Explaination: Discrimination against God and Eve (God's first creation).An unforgiveable crime, exactly. Because Hope should be used for future goals and expetations from God and not the opposite. [src]

15. Hajime's forever longlasting unforgettable love for Chiaki Hajime 100% fell inlove with Chiaki when they met for the first time. See how he's looking at her. The eyes are telling me "She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen" [src]

[Video: original here. Clip is of Hajime meeting Chiaki. Chiaki: "First, like, ever! It's a classic, don't you agree? there's nothing else like it in the whole genre!" Hajime, strained: "Yeah, classic... I new-game-plussed it five times in a row once..." Chiaki: "Are you serious?" Hajime: "Yes! Cross my heart!" Chiaki: "I know how tough that is. I did ten in a row once." Hajime: "That blows mine out of the water." Chiaki: "It's just... I've never met anybody who can play games as much as me before. Some day, I wanna see your very best run, all right?" Hajime, cut off by end of clip: "Su--" Notably, their faces are generic anime faces throughout with no special effects applied to the eyes, but ya boy knows that destined hetship just hits different.]

+compared to Nagito his eyes are filled with negativity, telling "He's the most awful human being". So don't come at me for being an expert for noticing love at first sight unlike you Yaoi shippers. [src]

Theory: Furthermore, since Hajime posses all talents now, he definitely would turn Chiaki into an Ai again, so that she keep remaining being his true waifu. [src]

[Oh no! Image limit reached? Never fear; it's onward to.......]

[Part 2/4]

[comic-sans-chan]

a fun au komahina idea i keep fiddling with in my mind is hinata realizing he does have a talent, but that talent is something super fucked up like being the Ultimate Talent Neutralizer or some such. so like, his talent is just draining other people's talents. he's literally the nega talent.

so he's technically upgraded to being an ultimate at hope's peak, but he's still reserve course because they can't have him around the other ultimates during class hours or else... their education will be utterly pointless. because he'll just make it impossible for anyone to practice or hone their skills. and hinata is very, like... damn. i've always wanted a talent, but this one fucking sucks. i've spent all these years idolizing talent only to find out i destroy it?? what the hell. fuck off with that.

and when komaeda finds out, at first, he's fully like ''omfg, i knew it, you're actually a demon, you literally destroy talent, you destroy hope!!!" and it's this huge debacle, just the most dramatic hissy fit imaginable, up until it becomes clear that actually... being around hinata makes komaeda's talent fuck off. like, his luck literally can't hurt hinata or him or anyone else in his presence. and this realization just... short-circuits komaeda. fully breaks his brain.

like, everyone else just find it funny and kind of refreshing being around hinata, because they can just be regular with him and chill and not worry so much about being Ultimate, but for komaeda, for obvious reasons, being around hinata is life-changing. world-redefining. and he ends up just more obsessed with hinata than ever.

but also it ends up being hinata's secret superpower, because he can interact with any high-level ultimate in society and negate whatever their talent is, putting them on even footing, and sometimes come out on top in interactions with them concerning their talent. this first comes to light with chiaki, of course, who realizes "Hey!! I'm actually being challenged in a videogame!!! Omg, Hajime, you actually won against me!!! Holy shit, this is the best!!!!" and it's insane. it ends up being an amazing talent, after all.

but even with all these wonderful friends and an insanely useful talent and this beautiful twink drooling over him, hinata is still endlessly grumpy and bitter about being the Ultimate Anti-Talent forever. and it's hilarious. one of my favorite brain worms to consider.

[drunken-ronpa]

SDR2 Boys React to S/O Getting Hit On

Hajime Hinata

Definitely not gonna cause a scene

He probably doesn’t really feel the need to “compete” for you—he already has you, after all!

He may have felt a little more insecure about being with you towards the start of your relationship, always having wondered if he was enough for an amazing (even talented) person like yourself. If he was still in that frame of mind, he'd be way more upset in this situation, but he’s grown since then!

But if you’re feeling uncomfortable from the unwanted attention, you’ll notice him progressively getting a little closer to you, maybe even bringing you to lean on him a bit or resting his cheek on your shoulder.

Nagito Komaeda

I'm sorry, but he’s not doing anything about it 💀

He already doesn’t feel worthy of dating you—what gives him the right to take that chance from other people?

In the worst case, he believes that if you broke up with him, it would just mean he was a stepping stone for a brighter, more hopeful future for yourself. Who knows? Maybe the guy who stole you from Nagito would be your future partner!

You’re more likely to have to tell him (probably with a hint of annoyance) that you're not interested in anyone else, and that some random dude walking up to you and flirting with you in public isn’t going to be your next love interest.

You really wish he'd be more protective...

If you really spelled it out for him in terms he understands, you might be able to convince him that random strangers hitting on you are trying to ”take away your hopeful future” with Nagito, but I wouldn’t count on it.

Byakuya Twogami

So, my instincts are to think about how the real Byakuya would respond.

And let me tell you, I really don’t think Togami would fight for you, unless the person hitting on you is being really insistent and making you really uncomfortable...

To him, you’re your own person, entirely capable of making your own decisions and telling someone to screw off if you feel like it.

But he’ll still watch over you and constantly analyze the situation, the way you shift awkwardly and hold your drink tighter, closer to your chest—that’s when he’ll intervene.

“Go away.” He’ll place a hand on your far shoulder and glare at whoever’s bothering you. Usually, that’s enough, but if the person continues to resist, he’ll insult and threaten to doxx them.

If this was actually Togami, he’d probably get his ass kicked, but Twogami’s larger frame will usually just make people retreat.

This is when Twogami’s real personality comes out a bit. He asks if you’re okay and reassures you just enough to not break character. I like to think he’s actually really sweet and cares for you deeply. If only he could really show it. :,,)

Teruteru Hanamura

Fuck Teruteru, because his ass is not helping at all 💀

As a matter of fact, he’s definitely making it worse, sliding up behind you and offering a threesome with the person hitting on you.

He might even comment on the other person’s appearance, eventually driving them off for an entirely different reason.

You glare at Teruteru, but he just smirks. “I got rid of them, didn’t I?”

But you know if they somehow accepted his advances, he would not stop pleading with you to join in.

Nekomaru Nidai

So this is going one of two ways:

Either he’ll laugh it off entirely, patting the back of the person hitting on you and gleaming about how lucky he got finding a fine partner like you :)

Maybe they’d accidentally become friends! Weird but okay!

OR…with an equally jolly attitude, he’ll smile and jokingly offer to duel the person for you.

This is a joke, since most people he makes that offer to cower in fear, but if the person actually agrees, they’re definitely sparring and getting all of you kicked out of the establishment...

Either way, he’s in a strangely good mood?

Kazuichi Souda

He’s less likely to do something the first, second time…

But after more than one or two people approach you, or if the same person keeps approaching you, he will absolutely flip his shit.

Especially if they try to touch you in any way… ”GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS AWAY FROM (S/O)!!!”

After they eventually leave (either from fear of messing with someone else’s partner or because of Kazuichi’s pathetic display), expect Kazuichi to be holding you, rubbing up on you, and/or giving you little kisses here and there to show everyone else that you’re his.

He really just needs affirmation from you that you only love him, so make sure to return his affections at least a little bit!

Gundham Tanaka

On a first offense, he’ll get closer to you and interlock an arm with one of yours...

On a second offense, he’s definitely causing a scene, and it’s definitely a little embarrassing.

“YOU DARE ENGAGE WITH THE QUEEN OF THE UNDERWORLD?! WHAT BEFITS YOU OF SUCH AN HONOR, MORTAL? BACK AWAY OR BE MET WITH HELLFIRE!”

Everyone is staring, and for a moment you're likely too shocked to stop him, but he's not relenting.

But once you think he’s done enough, just placing your head on his shoulder is enough to make him come back to earth for a moment

Let’s just hope he doesn’t start a fight…I bet he could take them, though. >:)

At the end of the day, it’s kind of sweet. ♡

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu

He’s weary of anyone even coming near you, let alone talking to you, let alone hitting on you.

So immediately upon hearing them say something he deems even slightly inappropriate, he’s yelling at the person.

Fuyuhiko doesn’t really leave the house without a trail of two or three bodyguards following closely behind. So when he starts yelling, you see a man dressed in black with dark glasses entering the place and reaching for his gun holster.

But Fuyuhiko doesn’t need bodyguards to strike fear into the hearts of anyone who messes with you. Most people leave pretty soon after he raises his voice.

But if they make the mistake of sticking around, Fuyuhiko will get physical, grabbing them by the collar and forcefully pushing them away. This is when bodyguards flood the place and, well, by then the person hitting on you is running for the hills.

Shortly after, Fuyuhiko will wrap an arm around you, and he’ll stay by your side for the entire night.

A kiss on the cheek would make him flush but reassure him that you’re thankful. ♡

[forbidding-souda]

Hi! I was wondering if you could do korekiyo, hajime and makoto with a shsl underground surgeon

I'm sorry if it's to much 🙏🏾

Shinguuji Korekiyo, Hajime Hinata and Makoto Naegi with a SHSL Underground Surgeon S/O

I rated american mary as 4 stars on letterboxd bc oh my goddd i love underground surgeon shit in high school i used to dream to be one.

straying from the usual formatting until I get my feeting in ykwim so this isn't gonna have the scenarios written in the indentation like i used to do. but i tried. also sorry if things are written incorrectly grammar and wording wise.

also guys send me requests rn so i can keep posting daily

-Mod Souda

Shinguuji Korekiyo

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❤ The moment you two had your first conversation there was an immediate connection. Your actions are too vile for his sister's liking, but they were just vile enough for his. And you're very knowledgable about your studies, it's not as if you're working out of anger or malice towards normalcy. You're like him.

❤ He finds you two very similar.

❤ Oh how the two of you will have a blast talking about anatomy. You both are extremely educated and experienced in human anatomy, tearing into people, often 'fixing' them (if you believe it to be that way).

❤ Wait omg you'd be so good at finding victims for him. There can be a sweet lady who just wants teeth sharpening and you're like omg I have someone you'd want to meet.

You'll be taking off your latex gloves, wiping the blood from your face when he comes into your studio. "My dear," he announces himself so you won't get startled. As if he'd startle you anyway. You always know when people enter. He stares at the patient, alive but unconscious, on the table before glancing back at you. "I suppose you're busy?" "Depends," you turn away and focus yourself on wiping the bloody body next. "What do you need? Is it life or death?"

❤ You know about the gruesome things he can do and he knows about yours. Fairs fair. You're both doing illegal things.

❤ He finds most interest in the requests you've been given. People request you to remove their limbs? Their eyes? Their teeth? Humanity is so interesting...

❤ He'd rock a split tongue just saying.

❤ ^ Moaned.

❤ The first conversation was def you two mentioning niche body mod things from history. He wanted to use trivia to inform you on disturbing things but you'd be like "oh yeah I've done that before, easy peasy" and he's like you've what.

❤ On a cuter note, imagine teaching him all the surgical stitching patterns you know. If there's a tear in the pillow you can highkey fix it, just in a unique way.

❤ People from around the world come to you for commissions and you get to surprise them with your knowledge about their country and customs. It makes you even more popular. Where once you were admired, now you are loved. You make people feel at home.

❤ Morbid ass pictures hanging on the walls of your shared home. Crazy shit that both of you find beautiful.

❤ If you're the type to want a big wedding, imagine how insane the audience would appear to onlookers.

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Hajime Hinata

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❤ Yeah he knows an interesting group of people. He never thought Hope's Peak would be able to introduce him to such a versatile group. His class holds a lot of illegal activities, fair's fair. Whenever he wanted to avoid Fuyuhiko, somehow he'd end up in your view. No matter where he turned to run, there was somebody scary beside him. But unlike him, you didn't threaten him, you were kind. The stare you gave him had compassion.

❤ Everyone involved in Japanese street fashion and alternative cultures know your name. And as a man who is usually indoors, he hadn't the clue of you.

❤ You can't be too scary with the way Ibuki keeps fawning over your medical abilities like you're a superhero. And to make your credibility even more astonishing, Sonia was thoroughly pleased to hear all of the things you've done. Class 77-B would love you srry.

❤ ^ Ibuki immediately pulls up her phone to show Hajime how you gave her friend pointed ears.

❤ ^ He's like woahh I see the vision.

❤ You have a certain glow in your eyes when you get to explain your work to him. Sure, the elf ears are pleasing, but there are so many other things you can do.

❤ At least once a week you try to convince him to get some form of body mod. You should make a argumentative slideshow.

❤ Your hands are really steady. He notices this almost instantly. You have the steadiest hands he's ever seen, very different from how shaky Mikan can appear.

❤ ^ Oooo you wanna imagine you sitting on the bathroom counter doing his eyeliner so bad oooo.

❤ ^ "You'd look good with tatted eyes."

❤ ^ "No."

❤ Sometimes he'll catch you staring at him, and you do this thing where you tilt your head as if you're examining his features. You have a hawk-like stare. Though, when his eyes reach yours, you look away with a small smile. In some occasions it creeps him out but in others, he finds it flattering.

❤ You are often forced to hear the life stories of your clients, depending on their modification, some of them feel the need to justify their decision to you. It reminds you of how Hajime gets along with others so well. He's such a good listener and mediator.

❤ Last thing but. Listen okay so realistically how likely is it lore-wise that a SHSL Underground Surgeon would help implement Izuru. Very likely, right? Anywho.

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Makoto Naegi

❤ Be careful with him because if he's not gonna know how to hold his tongue if he finds out some of the stuff is illegal. But he has to remind himself that he is friends with the Toko Fukawa, so his lover being an underground surgeon isn't that bad, right?

❤ It's not as if you're torturing anyone... right?

❤ Your SHSL is scary to anybody once they learn it. You just know how they'll look at you when you have to announce it yourself. But like enjoy your craft; your life's work.

❤ He researched you ahead of time, of course he did, but he stopped at the pictures of people with tatted eyeballs, it made him queasy. When he researched your name, he saw a gallery of your work. You're world renowned.

❤ You do carry photos of your work in your backpack. You have a good portfolio of things you'd do. Silicone horns, rare piercings, skin removals. Nothing murderous or bloody like he thought when you pulled out a big, scary leather folder.

❤ And you're not openly sadistic towards him, you never have been. You're likeable - loveable. Nothing like the scary monster other people claim you to be.

❤ When you explain some things you do he's like "oh, so things like nipple piercings?" and you're like "well it's a little more complicated than that-".

❤ He meets one of your patients that has lip plates and he's like ykw not as scary in person as in the photographs you showed me sweetie.

❤ When he talks to you at night, he's always scared to ask "what did you do today?"

❤ ^ Or if you're in your workshop he's scared to ask you what you're doing.

❤ He doesn't have a job, so his time is mostly free, and you always seem to be busy. You're either talking to a new client, refreshing with an old one, or working on somebody. Your life is filled with your business, but that's what makes you a SHSL, doesn't it?

❤ Can't say his family is the most stoked when learning your SHSL.

❤ Slowly but surely he'll want to be apart of your world, but sitll, he'll always get nervous around your more extreme clients. There are times where your client will enter your workshop and have another people with them, and Naegi is more likely to get along with that person, especially if they're just as unaware of this scene as he is.

❤ You think it's a bit funny.

[iwaoiness]

Oikawa sees the Miya's doing that damn trend twin, where've you been and, of course, he has to do it too. Not having a twin, he settles for the closest thing, which turns out to be Iwaizumi, whom Tooru manages to convince with a simple I didn't know I'll marry a coward. Later, while Hajime regrets for having fallen so easily into the game, he also manages to convince Suna (come on, Rin-chan, I know you too want to see Tsumu-chan's face when we get over his likes!) and Sakusa (we're going to screw Tsumu-chan, you're on?) to help them with the recording and editing.

It takes them eight tries in the main gymnasium of the Japanese volleyball team (Kuroo, after mentally calculating the publicity gains from the video, manages to clear the place out of the players and promises Iwaizumi to keep a close eye on them while filming). On the first attempt, Oikawa trips over the untied shoelace of his sneakers as he steps out from behind the poster and almost falls to the ground were it not for Iwaizumi acting fast and catching him while Suna snorts in amusement and Sakusa complains because who the hell ties his shoes with a simple knot, are you nine years old?

On the second try, a nervous Hyakuzawa interrupts the recording looking for Iwa-san because Hoshiumi-san challenged Hinata to find out who had the smaller head and the two somehow managed to get their head into one of the holes in the net, but now neither can get their head out and Kuroo-san tried to help, but somehow ended up getting his head stuck too.

On the third, fourth and fifth attempts, Oikawa and Iwaizumi interrupt the recording in different takes because they get the giggles.

On the sixth try, it's Sakusa's fault because he sneezes so hard that Oikawa squeals and jumps out of fright just as Suna records it in close-up (if he has saved that clip and secretly sent it to Hajime to add to his compilation video of thirty reasons and one more why I am marry Oikawa Tooru that he wants to prepare for their wedding, well, Tooru doesn't have to know about it).

On the seventh attempt, Iwaizumi forgets his lines and has to go over his part two more times with Sakusa.

On the eighth and final try, the recording is interrupted because Atsumu keeps calling Suna to mess up the video (by the fourth call, Rintaro sends him a picture of himself pulling out his middle finger and then blocks him).

But finally, after more than half an hour of suffering, several extra minutes of editing by Suna and Kiyoomi, the TikTok with the caption "when you finally meet your best friend since ever, future husband and the starting setter of the Argentina men's volleyball team Oikawa Tooru (30) on the all star match" is done.

It starts with Oikawa stepping out from behind the poster (this time without stumbling), singing twin, where've you been? Then, there's a quick jolt as a transition to show Iwaizumi walking towards the camera gesturing with his hands while singing nobody knows me like you do it. Another transition shows Oikawa dramatically rubbing his back against the net during the line nobody gon' love me quite like you. The camera switches back to Iwaizumi, who closes his eyes, raises his face upwards and holds his hand to his chest at can't even deny it; and back to Oikawa who slaps his left wrist with the index finger of his right hand (making a good show of his engagement ring) as he sings every time I try it.

In the final fragment, during the line one look in my eyes, they appear back to back. Then, they turn around, pointing the other and end by singing you know I'm lying, lying to each other.

The video is posted on the official JVA account and, in less than 72 hours, gets 100k more likes than the Miya's video. This brings Sakusa satisfaction and Suna amusement at Atsumu's absolute indignation. Kageyama comments on the video, asking if they can finally use the gym for training, and Osamu reposts it from the official Onigiri Miya account as well Matsukawa from the funeral home account.

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oh to be an artist to stop this torture called describing dances

u can find me on my ao3 🌻

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[lady-of-ocs]

VOLLEYBALL! VOLLEYBALL!

HI IT'S 2 AM AND I SHOULD GO TO BED BUT EHHHH I got through to episode 21 today! Should be able to finish the season tomorrow! I'm very excited even though I know that the boys lose to Aoba Johsai.

BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT OTHER THINGS RIGHT NOW! My boys killed it in those first two games! I kind of love Aone and Date Tech! I don't know how much we're going to see them in the future (I know that we do see them, i just don't know how many times!), but I'm excited! The little side story with Daichi's friend from middle school was honestly pretty sweet too. Daichi assuring him that they'd keep winning for his team too was just AH. Love Daichi. All the third years are husband material, I fear (I don't mind Kiyoko, but I haven't been wowed by her yet. I'm sure that will come soon).

THAT BEING SAID, the whole banner scene was hella cute. Bless you, Kiyoko.

ALSO LET ASAHI TALK AND BE SAPPY. PLEASE, THAT'S LITERALLY MY IDEAL MAN RIGHT THERE.

EVERY TIME PEOPLE ARE SHOCKED/IMPRESSED BY KAGEHINA'S QUICK ATTACK, ANOTHER YEAR IS ADDED ONTO MY LIFESPAN. I EAT IT UP. YOU GO, MY BABY BIRDIES.

FUCK YOU OIKAWA. Nah, just kidding. He's a very good antagonist but I cannot hate him. His understanding of his teammates is genuinely really admirable and you can tell that he really knows them. I also love him and Iwaizumi's relationship. Childhood friends to lovers has become a favorite trope of mine and they fall right into that category, same as Kuroken and Tsukkiyama (and these are both ships I also enjoy). Iwaoi rights and all that. Love how Iwaizumi won't even let Oikawa insinuate that he might be worse than Kageyama. The definition of "fuck you, you're amazing." They just scratch an itch in my brain. As of right now, I'm more of an Iwaizumi Hajime fan, but that may change (Oikawa, I'm waiting for you to sneak into my heart, you cocky bastard).

SIDE BAR: That scene where Hinata and Nishinoya get mistaken for elementary schoolers and the team laughs? I'm deceased. They're so cute. I'm melting into the floor. Someone please hold me. AND ADDITIONAL NOTE TO THAT? THE BUS SCENE. THAT WASN'T EVEN THE REALLY CUTE ONE THAT I'VE SEEN BEFORE (because the one I've seen has Yachi in it and Yachi hasn't been introduced yet) BUT I STILL REALLY ENJOYED IT.

RIP that news story was crushing and I was cringing at my screen.

In my notes about the episode I have "lmao Ukai's fucking beer metaphor" and I think that speaks for itself.

I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE SUGA SET NEXT EPISODE. LET'S FUCKING GO SUGAWARA!!!!!! THAT'S MY BOY!

Anyway, added more stuff to my OC document today. Maybe I'll say more once I've finished season 1? I don't even know if people are interested but EH. It'll appear one day.

[theamityelf]

(Kamukuras AU Masterlist)

(Makokura Hinaegi AU - Makoto Kamukura, normal Hajime)

previous post

"Hi. You don't remember me, but my name is Hajime Hinata." They're alone now, in the guest bedroom of Hajime's house. They stand facing each other, with Hajime's hands on Makoto's shoulders. "I'm your boyfriend. We met at Hope's Peak. I was going to sign up for the Kamukura Project, but...I think you found my signup sheet, and they took you instead. You didn't volunteer. You disappeared, but we...we found you. And you're going to be okay now. Even if they come looking for you, I'm not giving you up."

Makoto's gaze hasn't wandered from his face since he's started speaking. No, his eyes explore Hajime's face like a map. Still unemotional, unaffectionate. But he's interested, at least. He's not looking past him.

"Your name is Makoto Naegi," Hajime continues. "You were in the 78th class of Hope's Peak Academy's main course. I'm in Hope's Peak Academy's reserve course, in the year coinciding with the main course's 77th class. You...had plenty of main course classmates who wanted to date you, but you chose me. And..." His voice wobbles for the first time, so he stops. Swallows.

Makoto's gaze drops to his throat, where the gulp was visible.

"You need a bath," Hajime digresses. "I know my pajamas are a little big for you, but I'm going to get you ready for bed, okay? Bath, then dinner..."

He has to manually turn Makoto around and walk him into the bathroom. While he's drawing a bath, he realizes that Makoto still hasn't moved to take his clothes off. He might have to take a more active role in this process than he'd planned.

Oh jeez.

He sticks his hand in the water to check the temperature, then he stands back up.

And he flicks the water from his wet hand in Makoto's face. "Come on, wake up. I'll do this for you if I have to, but I'd really rather you wake up right now."

Makoto reflexively blinks as drops of water get in or near his eyes, but other than that he doesn't react.

Big sigh from Hajime. "Okay. Fine."

About forty-five minutes later, Makoto is dressed in Hajime's slightly-too-big pajamas, his hair is tangled and wet, and he's watching the steam coming out of the pot Hajime is stirring.

"Okay, here. Dinner." He sits Makoto down at the table, sits a plate of food and a set of utensils in front of him, and gets to work combing the tangles out of Makoto's hair as if Makoto might eat for himself. But of course, he doesn't.

Hajime is going to have to do both.

He makes sure Makoto eats everything on the plate, thinking about his current thinness, how soft his body used to be...

For at least the first day at Hajime's place, the most Makoto will do for himself is chew and swallow food when it's already in his mouth. Hajime has to lay him down in bed and get him out of bed.

The first night, he puts Makoto in the guest bedroom and goes to sleep in his own bed. When he goes to wake Makoto up the next morning, his eyes are already open, watching Hajime approach. A part of him wonders if he even slept.

(For the record, the fact that Hajime fed him so much more than his body has grown used to, and the fact that Makoto doesn't protest or resist anything, is going to have some logical consequences that we're going to skip over for the sake of this post. If and when I write an actual fic, then we'll deal with the nitty gritty.)

Hajime spends the next day alternating between reading through Makoto's file and trying to get a response out of him. He leads him by hand from place to place. Makoto just sits wherever Hajime takes him. When he's not staring at Hajime, he likes to stare at fans. Hajime avoids turning on the TV around him, because he stares at that, too, and he doesn't like to have so little control over what Makoto's mind is absorbing.

Kirigiri stops by with some supplies Makoto will need, and they go over his file together. She's brought pictures of Makoto with his family and friends. They show them to him. He looks, then goes back to staring at a fan.

"He's absorbing the information, even if he isn't reacting," Kirigiri says. "His file makes that clear."

"But we want to get him to react again," Hajime says. He's gotten in the habit of doing small things to trigger Makoto's basic reflexes. Flicking water in his face, tickling the back of his knee. Anything to get a response, even a momentary one.

"Don't give up," is all Kirigiri says. She leaves shortly after.

That night, Hajime lays Makoto in the guest bed, and after a minute, he climbs in behind him. Watching Makoto breathe, scanning all the flaws in the haircut he gave him. Wondering if Makoto's eyes are open or closed.

Of course he won't give up. That was never an option.

[dystyches]

Danganronpa 2 × Mixx Garden

2022 Collaboration Café Drink Recipes & Reviews (Pt. 1)

Since October of 2022, I've been very slowly working my way through a project in which I've recreated (to the best of my ability) the drink recipes advertised as part of the Mixx Garden & Danganronpa 2 collab.

Below the cut will be my recreations and reviews of the first three (out of eleven) character-themed drinks on the menu—the ones for Hajime Hinata, Nagito Komaeda, and Gundham Tanaka.

If you end up creating any of these yourself, I'd love to hear what you think!

I spent my time during the collab looking at all of the images I could find of people's drinks on Twitter and Instagram, searching relevant words and tags in both Japanese and English. I was able to find at least two images of every single drink at the café.

My information on the ingredients comes from the descriptions on the menu, as well as what I could infer from the pictures.

Without further ado, let's begin.

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First on the list is Hajime Hinata's drink. The ingredients (translated into English for your convenience) are:

Mint candy pearls (dragées), 8-minute whipped cream, white hot chocolate, mint (garnish, not mentioned in recipe but present in photo)

Now for the record, I have no professional experience making food or drinks. I'm not exactly sure what makes "8-minute" whipped cream distinct from the other recipes being listed with just unspecified whipped cream, but I abided by the rules and whipped the cream for approx. 8 minutes. I assume it has something to do with the stiffer peaks giving it a denser feel.

I wasn't able to find candy pearls that were mint-flavored, which is a shame. But I did manage to find silver ones to match the look of the images.

It was fun to make the white hot chocolate from scratch as well, which I did in a batch large enough also to serve the friends I had over for the New Year's Eve party I was hosting.

Happy birthday, Hajime.

On a personal level I'm typically not a fan of white chocolate, but this was nice. The mint was a very good touch. My friends, who do like white chocolate, appreciated the drink even more than I did. Two of the four people present ranked it a 10 out of 10.

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Second on the menu was Nagito Komaeda's drink. The ingredients are:

Raspberries, whitewater (Calpis water), black lemon jelly

If you're unfamiliar with Calpis (alternatively spelled Calpico) and plan on making this drink yourself, do make sure that you get the diluted Calpis water and not the concentrated form.

In the pictures of this drink I looked at, the raspberries appeared to be frozen, which made them have this nice bleeding as they thawed.

Well, I forgot to do that.

If you've never had Calpis water before, you may worry that something with a milky, yogurt-y flavor wouldn't mix well with the lemon flavor. I can assure you that it actually works just fine.

I only had one other friend with me to try this one, and he doesn't like raspberries much. He still gave it a 7 out of 10. I think this drink is great.

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Lastly for this post, the third drink was Gundham Tanaka's. The ingredients are:

Whipped cream, blueberries, cola

Simple enough.

I made four to share with others, and apparently forgot to take a picture of one solitary.

After such a fortuitous result with my enjoyment of the prior drink, I knew my luck was soon to turn.

If I had to describe the taste of this drink through comparison, I'd probably say it tastes somewhere between a root beer float and pilk. I do not like either of those.

One of my friends said she quite liked it, and ranked it an 8.5 out of 10. Another called it "harmless".

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Next on the list, which I will get around to in a sequel post, will be the drinks for Kazuichi Soda, Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu, and Izuru Kamukura.

Thanks for reading, see you next time!

[ohii-san]

UNKNOWN HOLY NIGHT AND NIGHTHEAD - PROLOGUE

( One day, in mid-November )

Tomoya: O~i, Hinata. I’m thinking of making some coffee, do you want some too? Look, there’s a note here that says you’re free to help yourself.

Hinata: Huh. Will you make mine too? Thanks, Tomo-kun!

Tomo-kun’s reeeally thoughtful, isn’t he~?

Usually I’m the older brother type and I never really thought anyone else would take care of me, but when I’m with Tomo-kun, I get really spoiled.

Tomoya: Ahaha, what’s that? You’re making a pretty big deal out of me making coffee.

When it comes to Ra*bits, Hajime usually makes the coffee for me, and it’s really good. So I wanted to try it for myself.

Well, I guess all you have to do is set up the cup of coffee and turn it on…

Okay, it’s brewed. Thanks for being patient; it’s hot though, so be careful! I can’t even joke about burning yourself before the performance…

Hinata: U~waaa ♪ Thank you!

Well, I’m still wondering when the actual performance is gonna be~...

Tomoya: Yeah, for sure. This is the first time I’ve felt so pressured by work. 

Hinata: Me too, me too. But it seems like it was some random trouble with the equipment, so it’s not like it was anyone’s fault.

Tomoya: But, waiting for so long is kinda exhausting… I don’t even really feel excited for work anymore.

Hinata: Nn~... I’ve been waiting for so long that I’m getting sleepy…, The sofa here in the dressing room is so hard~

Tomoya: Hey, you're relaxing too much. If you lay down, your clothes will get all wrinkled, and your hair will come undone, won’t it~?

You went through all the trouble of getting your hair and makeup done all handsomely… Come on, get up, get up!

Hinata: Ugh… Seems like Tomo-niichan’s actually kinda strict.

( Ping )

Tomoya: Nn? Was that your smartphone, Hinata?

Hinata: Mm~? Lemme see— Nope. Doesn’t seem like it was mine.

Tomoya: Ah, sorry, it was me. I’ve got a message on HoldHands.

Since it’s HoldHands, I assume it’s business-related? I wonder what it is.

Tomoya: Erm— It’s a message concerning “Shuffle Unit”...

Ahh. This is that inter-office P-Association project I’ve heard about.

Hinata: Woah! It’s finally Tomo-kun’s turn!

Tomoya: Yeah, yeah. Mitsuru and Nii-chan were already chosen for theirs, so I’ve been looking forward to mine~

It’s a project where various idols cross the boundaries of their agencies and form a temporary unit together, right?

Hinata: Yeah, somethin’ like that. C’mon, what is it? Show me!

Wow, it is! How nice~, I still have yet to get mine…

I’m really looking forward to forming a temporary unit with a bunch of different members from the agencies.

Doesn’t it kinda remind you of back at Yumenosaki, with our seniors around? Back then, we also worked with lots of different people.

Tomoya: Now that you mention it… I’ve been taking on so much ES work lately that I forgot about that.

Hinata: We got to get to know others through work… And it happened pretty often, too. So that’s why I’m looking forward to this.

Tomoya: Personally, I prefer teams with members that I’m close to... I'm no good at talking with people I don't know, it makes me really nervous. Especially if they’re my senior.

Hinata: Really? Well, they say communication can be carried out just with a smile and some gesturing!

Tomoya: You’re as optimistic as ever. The same goes for Mitsuru, too.

Hinata: Fufufu. There’s no point in being gloomy about things, y’know.

Anyway, Tomo-kun. Who are the members of that Shuffle Unit after all? I’m pretty sure it’s written in that message.

Tomoya: Ahh, that’s right. I forgot to check…! I need to look at it properly.

Ehh, the members…

Tomoya: What?! Hajime?! And Himemiya, Harukawa, and Shiratori… Is this for real?!

It’s not a mistake or prank, right? Right?!

Hinata: No way?! Really?!

Ahh, how per~fect! Look Tomo-kun, it’s a circle of friends for you! Isn’t this kinda cheating?!

Tomoya: Yeah, yeah! I didn’t expect it to be such an easy group to work with either!

Hehe… Actually, I was really a little worried~ I feel like if I had been grouped with a bunch of seniors, I’d end up having to be overly mindful.

Tomoya: I doubt there’ll be any problems this way. I think we can work together to make this Shuffle project a success ♪

[a-student-out-of-time]

Where are we going?

Well, Hinata-san's house is not far, so we should be there soon.

Hey, is that his mom?

I believe so. She looks...distressed.

*The two hurry over, where Keiko is pounding on the door*

Okay, haha, that's real funny, Hajime!

You can open the door now! C'mon, I've got groceries I need to put away! Hajime!

*Knock, knock, knock!*

Hajime, open the door!

Hinata-san?

Huh? Oh...hello there. You're Hibiki's friend, right?

Yes, I'm Mori Miwa, and this is my friend Kutsuki Kikue. Is there something wrong?

...What isn't going wrong today? First everything with the kids, then Hibiki goes back into hiding, then Hajime comes home and still isn't doing well...

And now he's locked me out! All the doors are locked!

Did something happen?

We got into a bit of an argument earlier, but this is just...

The lights are all out too.

Uhh...I don't like this.

...Neither do I.

[mod-kyoko]

danganronpa characters as things my friends have said

some of this is kind of nsfw lol

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"i was born in the wrong generation (i could have stopped the assassination of jfk)"

[himiko yumeno, angie yonaga, tsumugi shirogane, kirumi tojo, sonia nevermind, gundham tanaka, kiyotaka ishimaru,

"i am high don't be mad"

[fuyuhiko kuzuryu, mondo owada, leon kuwata,

"i know the basics of jiu jitsu

...that's a lie i don't know why i lied"

[kokichi ouma, ibuki mioda, aoi asahina, komaru naegi, miu iruma,

"i'm five feet, or 60 inches for your european ass"

[hajime hinata, komaru naegi, himiko yumeno, ibuki mioda

"when girls get turned on, do they get loose?"

[teruteru hanamura, kazuichi soda, makoto naegi, hifumi yamada,

"if you're gonna kill yourself, put some nice clothes on first you have to be presentable"

[maki harukawa, ryoma hoshi, korekiyo shinguuji, rantaro amami, hiyoko saionji, kyoko kirigiri, junko enoshima, mukuro ikusaba, byakuya togami,

"tongues are cool but not down my throat"

[hajime hinata, peko pekoyama, ultimate impostor, mikan tsumiki, chiaki nanami, shuichi saihara, sayaka maizono, chihiro fujisaki,

"can you get rabies from butt sex?"

[gonta gokuhara, kaito momota, miu iruma, keebo, nekomaru nidai, akane owari, toko fukawa, yasuhiro hagakure,

"now i got vagina on my mind"

[tenko chabashira, kaede akamatsu, nagito komaeda, mahiru koizumi, celestia ludenberg, sakura ogami, komaru naegi, genocide jack,

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i love my friends lmao

[wake-me-up-inside-imagines]

Hello, this is my first time requesting something like this, so sorry if I ask weirdly. It's fine if you can't get to this request.

Could I get Hajime Hinata x Male! Reader who throws Hajime a surprise birthday party?

Thanks!

Don't worry, you didn't ask weirdly at all! I hope you enjoy!

Hajime with a male! S/O who throws him a surprise party

Warnings: none

Male! reader

-I feel like Hajime's the type to prefer a laidback birthday celebration as opposed to something extravagant, so you just plan a traditional party with his class and a few friends

-Everyone has their roles, Teruteru makes the cake and Hajime’s favorite dishes, Sonia splits everyone into groups for the set up, and Nagito… isn’t allowed to touch anything

-but Hajime doesn’t know you’re planning this so all he intends to do for his birthday is chill at home with his boyfriend, maybe buy a cake to eat later

-Once his big day roles around, the two of you spend the first half of the day doming hanging out. You tell him happy birthday, but other than that it’s like any other day

-A few hours after you get to his house, you tell him you need to do some grocery shopping and ask if he wants to come along. Hajime, being the lovely man he is, comes with you

-He is a little offended that you interrupted your time together to go shopping on his birthday if all days, but he won’t tell you that

-About halfway through your walk to the store, he realizes you’re going an awfully strange way, but you brush it off, saying it’s a faster route

Hajime: “But we’re going the opposite way?”

-Eventually you reach a park, and you decide to cut through it because “it’s a shortcut” (he knows it’s not). But about halfway through traversing the area, he’s jumpscared by 20 people screaming “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” directly in his face

-He’s startled at first, (despite your odd behavior he had no idea what you were planning) but after recovering he’s very happy and appreciative that you all threw a party for him

-Hajime still struggles with feelings of inferiority compared to his classmates, he sometimes wonders if his friends are his friends because they want to be or if it’s because they’re stuck with him. But moments like this help remind him that his friends really do love him, why else would the be standing here, at a party they threw him with giant smiles on their faces?

-For the entirety if the party you can see him with a small smile on his face as he walks around and interacts with people, he doesn't want to show how excited he is but you can tell just by looking at him

-And nothing goes wrong either! Nobody causes any trouble, the weathers perfect, the foods delicious, and all of Hajime's gifts have genuine thought behind them!

-Once the party's over and everyone's cleaned up and gone home, Hajime thanks you with the goofiest grin on his face for organizing this party. He's so happy and thankful he has a boyfriend as loving and considerate as you

-You end up going back to his place to wind down, you may send the night if you're tired enough, but either way this has definitely become one of his favorite birthdays of all time

[frickingnerd]

match up for moonie 🐭

for danganronpa, i'd match you up with… hajime hinata!

while i think hajime would be the one you end up with, i think nagito would have a crush on you as well–

but he'd let his jealousy get the better of him, leading to hajime being the better option for you!

honestly, hajime would be incredibly supportive of you, no matter what you do!

he's always eager to listen to you talk about your hobbies and he'd love to try them out with you as well

i think hajime would be a bit overwhelmed by how sweet you are, but in a good way!

everytime you compliment him or do something cute, he only falls in love with you even more

like trust me, this boy is head over heels for you and he wants to spend the rest of his life with you!

for nier automata, i'd match you up with… 9S!

9S is such a passionate person, with a childlike wonder that would rival your own!

sure, you two live in a ruined world, but if anyone can find the beauty in a place like that, it's you two!

besides, 9S wants to hear more about humanity from someone who actually has some experience

and he'd love it if you can teach him how to play video games or if you could watch a human movie together!

9S and you are also constantly info dumping to each other about your special interests!

9S loves to just sit quietly and watch you in awe, as you talk for hours about the things you are passionate about!

for my dress up darling, i'd match you up with… marin kitagawa!

marin would love you, trust me!

she'd probably find out that the two of you are into the same videogames or mangas, immediately approaching you to become your friend!

and as your friendship with her grows, she slowly begins to fall in love with you!

marin isn't shy about asking you out, but she absolutely struggles with finding the right moment…

once you two are dating, marin happily introduces you to her friends and she'll want to do everything she can with you!

dates from her range from chill dates at home where she (attempts to) cook for you, while you play videogames, to going out shopping or anywhere else in public!

for a condition called love, i'd match you up with… saki hananoi!

i honestly think you are absolutely his type!

saki has a thing for passionate people, who commit to their interests, because he'd want someone to fully commit to a relationship with him as well!

saki is the type to love the things about you that you don't love about yourself, like he'll become an absolute simp for you!

he's constantly asking you to tell him about your special interests, because he loves to see your face light up when you talk about the things you love

he'd also just lean in and kiss you while you talk, because he's so enamored with you, only to apologize for interrupting you

you're saki's number one person! if he's dating you, he doesn't need anyone else and he'll give you all his love and attention!

for the legend of zelda, i'd match you up with… groose!

hear me out… i know arrogant guys like groose aren't your type, but… you could fix him!

or rather, groose would be the one crushing on you, acting like an absolute self centered idiot and get rejected by you

only for him to decide to change and be better, so he can have a chance with you!

and by the end of it all, he's nothing like the arrogant guy who asked you out at first, as he became a better person – for you!

i think once you're dating, he's still very worried about falling back into his usual patterns, so he'll always be extra careful, like asking if he can hold your hand, instead of just grabbing it

link and zelda would also be huge supporters of you two! and honestly, they'd love to go on double dates with the two of you!

for my hero academia, i'd match you up with… mirio togata!

mirio absolutely calls you sunshine, despite being the sunny one in your dynamic!

his priority is to make you smile and laugh and he'll joke around and tease you, until he gets to see your pretty smile!

he loves carrying you around, either on his back or picking you up bridal style and running around with you or twirling you in the air

mirio will make you the happiest person out there, as it's impossible not to smile when he's around!

mirio also loves to try out new things and wants you to introduce him to all of your hobbies, so you can do those things together!

and when you're not around, he'll always talk about you to tamaki and nejire, who are painfully aware of how much he's in love with you – because he never shuts up about you!

for miraculous, i'd match you up with… luka couffaine!

luka is the best boyfriend out there!

he's so incredibly understanding and loving, able to accept all of your flaws and love the things about you that even you hate about yourself

his friendship with you is luka's top priority and all he wants for you is to be happy!

he loves you so much that he'd get you the stars if he could!

dates with luka are always super lowkey, as he only cares about spending time with you and lets you pick what you do

often times you cuddle and read a book, he'll sing to you or he'll cook or invite you out for some street food!

luka also introduces you to all of his friends and they are all so warm and loving towards you, immediately welcoming you into the friend group

even juleka, who is usually rather quiet, loves to talk with you and often invites you out with her and her friends, to get to know her brother's partner!

for doki doki literature club, i'd match you up with… sayori!

i think you and sayori are quite similar, which might be a good or a bad thing– (i say it's a good thing though!)

you're both struggling with depression and you'd be able to understand what the other one is going through better than anyone else because of that

i think by helping each other overcome depression, you'd be helping yourself as well

you two are constantly praising each other and reminding each other just how much you love each other

your relationship would be incredibly wholesome and something you're envied for by the other literature club girls

sayori could find a safe space in you and hopefully, you'd be able to feel safe and comfortable when you're around her as well!

a/n: hi moonie! <3 i have to add here that hajime was the one guy i meant when i told you i "already had someone in mind for you" before you got around to sending your request hehe

also, some of those just feel like such obvious good fits for you, like 9S! picking anyone else just wouldn't have been right :')

BUT... let me tell you some others i almost picked for you: nejire hado for my hero academi, wakana gojo for my dress up darling (he really would be the most supportive boyfriend to you, i swear-), adrien agreste from miraculous and i feel like skyward sword link deserves an honorable mention as well!

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The Answer Was Within The Contradiction

A short fic: After the events of sdr2, Hinata finds himself attempting to recode Nanami. He and Kamakura talk about it

Before it all would have seemed like sci-fi nonsense to Hajime. A world made of zeroes and ones, a contagious disease made from the human psyche, an animalistic human slaughter game for outside entertainment. A synthetic girl.

There was a time before Hajime lived and indulged with this fictional world. And there was a time where he forced himself to be so interwoven with the fiction that a permanent reminder stared back at him in the mirror and whispered into his mind. All he had left was hindsight and painfully distinct memories.

"You are a paradox," Izuru told him often, "Your very existence is a word of defiance."

And once Hajime got a taste of defiance, he found himself craving it at all possible avenues.

"Haven't you already defied enough? Look around you."

Hajime knew he asked for too much every time he saw the bittersweet expression of a grieving man on Makoto's face, stark even behind a video screen. Hajime knew he was already quite possibly the luckiest unlucky guy next to Komaeda Nagito himself. He was here. He was alive. He was real. With most of his friends alive, when no one should be.

But it was that one lost friend that haunted him, that left Hajime hungry to defy the odds once again.

"There are things even we can't do."

Hajime suddenly inhaled sharply. He shoved away from his desk, allowing the office chair he was sitting in to roll back with the force. Count to ten. He reminded himself, head leaning over the backrest. He let the numbers roll over him, resisting the urge to start pulling out his hair.

It wasn’t about possibility anymore, this was about necessity. Hajime’s new life was defined by impossibilities lining themselves up into a confusing labarynth, but he would be damned if he couldn’t navigate it one way or another.

He wiped his brow, then muttered under his breath “Shut up.”

“I am free to speak my mind just as you are.”

“Yeah, well…” Hajime dragged himself back over to his desk, leaning over the computer. He was greeted not for the first or last time by complex codes weaving themselves in ways he would never properly understand. Yet, at the same time. He understood them perfectly. The breakets and loops and command lines built an unfinished art piece in his mind, one he craved to finish crafting. He began typing again, letting unknown knowledge blanket him once more. “You can at least keep it to yourself.”

“Why should I keep it from you, when we are so close to one another?”

Hajime resisted the urge to roll his eyes, Izuru really could act like a child at times. “Because it’s unhelpful. I only want to hear something helpful right now.”

“Then allow me to provide you with some advice.”

Hajime’s fingers jittered over the computer keys, stumbling to a halt. He tsked, wishing Izuru had a body outside his own so that he could kick him out of the room.

“You can not achieve your goal in the way you wish it to be achieved.”

“I didn’t ask for advice, especially not that nonsense.” Hajime glared at himself through the screen.

“It goes against basic logistics.”

“Well then, it’s a good thing that those basics mean nothing to me.”

"Allow me to provide meaning, then."

"I didn't sign up for Siri to be in my head…" Hajime mumbled under his breath. Izuru pretended he didn't hear the words.

"Coding is unique to the coder and without the original files or notes it is nearly impossible to replicate a project as complex as the one you chose."

Hajime felt a headache beginning to brew, attempting to tune out the points Izuru reiterated to him

Over

And over

And over and over.

Hajime bit his tongue, grinded his teeth, and held his breath. He tried to focus on his typing. Or the screen. But each "furthermore" and "lest we forget" caused a sizzling burn deep in Hajime's soul that made the characters blur.

"-You simply don't know what you're doing-"

With a snap and a pop the frustration built up enough that the world set itself on fire. Hajime slammed his hands down onto the desk. He was ready to strangle the man in his brain.

"Then why-" Hajime asked through gritted teeth, "Are you helping me?"

There was a great long pause. A pause where silence was his only answer. for a moment Hajime couldn't even feel the ever looming presence of Kamukura lingering over him. A few months ago, Hajime would have nearly collapsed from relief. He would have savored this sliver of peace in his hands. Instead, Silence felt synonymous with Emptiness.

Hajime roughly exhaled through his nose.

And perhaps, synonymous to Loneliness as well.

When Hajime felt the spark return to his fingers and mind, he hardly hesitated to return to frantically typing out line after line after line of code. He couldn't let the opportunity pass him. No matter how misplaced it felt.

It was odd really, getting to be so intimate with a man designed to be his replacement. But in the end as Hajime grew closer and closer by force he also realized there was an unnerving but comforting truth in their relationship. Hajime and Izuru were two parallel lines, similar in so many aspects that they nearly held the same formula, the same meaning. There was an inherit understanding of one another, and where they were heading. Despite the fact that Izuru was meant to be perfect where Hajime was flawed, Hajime couldn't help but be reminded of his younger self when he finally got to see Izuru in action.

But despite the parallelism that binded them together, there was a truth that could not be ignored. There would always be a distance between the two. No matter how close they became, they were asymptotic curves, they were parallel lines, they were never going to cross.

“... Do not ignore these valid critiques. I do encourage you to attempt such a feat, but you should be aware of what will never be.”

Hajime shook his head. He could feel the heartbeat pulsing within, he could feel the cold hand holding his on a summer morning, he could see the sweetest smile that sent sparks down his spine. She lay dormant under his fingertips, pressed between the little crevices of the keys. All he had to do was piece her back together, and then he would get to hear her say his name again.

He was pulled away from that image, as the cold bitter points reiterated themselves once again.

“AI by design is something difficult to replicate as it is ever changing and ever learning.”

“I know that.”

“As it learns, it changes how it will react to the information given to it in the future, which further shapes the AI. If this is true, it is nearly as difficult to recreate as a human consciousness, where each individual factor greatly shaped one's personality.”

“Ok. Cool.”

“And you do not have the original files that Nanami Chiaki-san was trained on.”

"I know."

“Even if you were to show this fabrication of a fabrication the killing game files, that would only offer the AI to train on it from a perspective outside of what the original Nanami-san experienced.”

“I know.”

“Then you must know that this could never be her.”

Hajime attempted to hide the burn of his tears from the

only

one

he couldn't hide them from.

In that moment, Izuru felt like a hand awkwardly hovering over his shoulder. Asymptotic. Parallel. Why oh why did they leave their Ultimate Hope so emotionally empty? What purpose did that serve? Why did they take that from IzuruHajime?

"I… simply cannot comprehend why you would willingly put yourself in the shoes of Sisyphus."

Hajime saw sparks in his vision with how roughly he kneaded his fists against his eyes. "I don't know what that means."

"This is a task that is clearly emotionally taxing for you. You have not slept or eaten properly since attempting it. I have been the one taking care of our body in your stead. One could consider this some form of self-inflicted torture. And yet you continue to push through it, while being fully aware of the impossibility of the task. All to bring her back."

"You said it yourself," Hajime mumbled, forcing himself back into those shoes. He continued typing, with a pain in his heart that felt akin to working with blistering burns on his fingertips. "I have hope. Or whatever."

"I feel as though I still don't fully understand hope."

"Did you even understand despair?" Hajime spat.

And loneliness answered.

"You can't understand what we had, either. You weren't there."

Hajime could feel the subtle rustle of Izuru's trademark annoyance, something only noticeable to someone sharing the same brain. Even Izuru lacked the emotional foresight to recognize the bristling emotion, no matter how muddled.

"I understand plenty. As the Ultimate Analyst-"

"It wasn't a statistic, it was a relationship. You couldn't understand. The only person you ever bonded with was Enoshima fucking Junko."

Count to ten. Count to ten.

Hajime didn't realize how shaky his breath had become, how furious his typing seemed. For all the bonding he and Izuru did after the Neo World Program there was still a part of Hajime that feared and resented him.

"... I believe that I did quite like the Nanami AI program."

But Hajime also pitied him.

"Did you even know her?"

"It wasn't long. We met for just one small conversation before I plugged the Enoshima Junko AI into the Neo World Program."

"So she knew…?"

"No. I temporarily shut her off before uploading it."

"Kamukura…" Hajime floundered to understand the point of all this. He just wanted to work. To create. To craft. To rebuild. He wanted her back. A part of him wondered if he was playing god but another part of him didn't care at all. He was willing to break all the rules if it meant there was a chance they could meet again.

Everyone else got a chance.

Izuru's voice was as bland as ever, but lined with softness that called his attention, "I understand why you want to rebuild her."

Hajime pursed his lips, "You're not going to tell me you want her rebuilt cuz she's some. Savant tech or something, right?"

"When I brought Enoshima Junko into the Neo Word Program, it was a test."

Hajime did roll his eyes this time. "You've told me this before."

Izuru had no clue on the proper standings of Hope vs Despair. He only knew the nonsense both Hope's Peak Academy and Enoshima Junko threw his way. With two extreme ends of the spectrum lining his vision, he found himself with a scenario he could not predict. He knew, but did not understand why, that Hajime would be placed into the game in his stead. And, he also knew that by placing Enoshima within his path he'd be creating the Ultimate Trial By Fire.

Hajime was proof Enoshima was wrong. Hajime was proof that hope could be just as powerful. Hajime was proof of the impossible. Hajime was the contradiction.

"You have a penchant for proving me wrong." Izuru said. "Perhaps you can do it again."

Maybe Izuru did understand Hajime's desperate desire, just a little bit.

After all, Izuru's photographic memory left him with an unexplainable moment to look back on. A moment he did not understand, yet could not stop reviewing.

Because of course, he remembered talking to the Neo World Program’s AI very briefly.

And even more unfathomable, he remembered quickly deciding to temporarily shut her off before uploading the Enoshima Junko AI. For what purpose? It's easy to find reasons after the fact: in case she had any safety protocols, so that she did not alert anyone of the unwanted addition, so she did not attempt to remove the file.

Izuru was the only one who knew he did it as an odd, questionable act of mercy.

He didn't think he would ever truly be able to pick apart the why's of his decision, none of it made a lick of sense. What mercy would Chiaki have truly been granted? She still would have been within the program, knowing something was wrong. She still ended up deleted, after watching multiple people she was entrusted to protect die. She left this world believing she had intrinsically failed at what she was supposed to do.

So what mercy had Izuru fooled himself into believing for that fraction of a second? So she wouldn't blame herself for the upload? So there was nothing she could have done?

Why had he even done anything in the first place? Why her?

Was it because they were both man-made creatures of hope? Nothing more than a programmable personality, the most useful tool available to their creators yet easily replaceable. Was it because neither of them were real people? Was it because, despite everything he had allowed to happen, she was happy to see him?

Or was it because the very circumstances of their births led them down a long, cursed, unlucky life?

Izuru was supposed to be a man made God. Izuru was intrinsically programmed to be able to do anything. To be even meaningless things like lucky. And yet, he wasn't. Even know, he finds himself with one of his first foggy thoughts of desire and he could not act on them. He was a God that couldn't create a miracle.

Hajime though? He was more than just lucky. He was sci-fi. He was fiction. He was the labyrinth. He was the impossible. The unknowable. The unpredictable. He was living proof that Nanami Chiaki could be reborn. His consciousness was tossed away like an outdated file, scraped and deleted without a single care. He was erased, destroyed, burned, mutilated. Murdered by his own design.

But here he stood.

He should have never been able to come back. Yet here he was, existing in a way that even Kamukura Izuru couldn’t fully understand. It was knowable, but not explainable. Why then, if this state of rebirth could exist for Hajime, could it not be extended to others? She at one point existed in this world in similar contradictory limbo, both alive and dead. Both sentient and programmed. Both human and fake. The question then was, if Hajime could survive through that same limbo, why can't she? If Hajime, a man who lived a majority of his life lacking any special traits, can be worthy of a second chance, then why can’t she?

He was proof of her existence.

“Hinata-kun?”

And she was proof of his.

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Danganronpa survivor assemble part 2

*then the guy who always following hajime hinata speaks up* How hopeful.. 2 demons and humans coexisting and chatting at each other...

Not again...

Heheheh.. uh...

Who's that?

Nagito komaeda.. luckiest person after makoto..

Your colleague?

I suppose.. he's turns out okay after eliminated in killing game.. now he's obsessed with hope and bagels..

Heheheh..

It's no laughing matter.

It's funny.. how he obsessed over hope.

Okay I feel kind of awkward.

*drooling* hmmmmm bagels...

Eeeewwwwww stop drooling it's gross!

Hajime uh.. Shuichi things going well.. that's kind of okay for constant hope filled dark atmosphere of devildom..

I get it I get it, you're komaeda from Danganronpa 2 right?

You get it right? Oh how hopeful! Seems you changed a lot.

Hehehe yeah, I can remembered you were big fan of bagels.

.......

Mentor... uh.. this is nagito komaeda.. my colleague too he's from 2nd killing game of Danganronpa.

Oh nice to meet you.. I'm lucifer morningstar I'm first oldest of demon brothers.

Oh okay yeah.. I get it.

Okay that's odd..

Hmm?

He's now rarely bother people with his obsessions like he do on killing game at past.

That's cool that means he's moving on.

I don't get it how many shuichi's actual friends is..

I'm be friended with other ex participants of Danganronpa.. that's other fact.

Seems like you're really social butterfly Shuichi.

Hehehehe.