#You’ll Fall Down A Hole That’s The One Place In This World That We Both Know (Valentino 💔 Ostello)
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Valentino And Becoming An Overlord
When Valentino got to Hell, he was a nobody. He met Ostello a few weeks after he'd fallen, and in two months they were married. They remained married for eight years while Valentino built his porn empire and started his clubs.
He couldn't stand Ostello and the boring sex they had every day, so he eventually killed Tello with a holy spearhead he stole from the badger's weapons cache. After Tello's death, he took over his weapons running business, and started his territory with Ostello's.
In the next five months, he dated, slept with, and killed three other Overlords; Arkadious, Mournique, and Gerouda. He stole all of their territories. His next step was to go after Vox and Alastor.
During his date with Vox he decided not to kill him, and instead became more involved with him. Alastor never saw him making an attempt on his life until later.
#HEADCANONS ➽➽➽#And If You Get In My Face Then You’ll Get A Taste Even God Would Run Son (ναℓєитιиσ)#You’ll Fall Down A Hole That’s The One Place In This World That We Both Know (Valentino 💔 Ostello)
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It was easier to lie about what had happened than to tell the truth. That it had been his fault that he'd gotten hurt. Valentino never drove sober, he couldn't see ten feet in front of him, and he liked to speed. There was no reason for him to divulge such things to the princess; the actual nature of his accident was a closely guarded secret. Even Velvette didn't know about it.
But saying Zestial had done it? As long as the other Overlord never heard wind of it, it would be fine. Valentino hated the guy, and he knew there was a mutual animosity there. He couldn't stand the spider, and he was sure the feeling was mutual. That, and Zestial and Carmilla had been upset by Ostello's death.
"...I am, too, Princesa. It isn't easy pretending that I'm not..." He traileed off, dragging his cigarette back to his lips and taking a deep inhale. The idle hearts that spilled off the end formed a little tighter when Vox was mentioned, and his cheeks burned a little.
"I did have a husband. He actually used to work for Vox. His music still plays in most Voxtek buildings... Heard of Ostello?" He asked with a dark chuckle, "Might be a bit before your time, to be honest. We were married in the seventies..." Charlie couldn't be nearly that old with such ideals, could she?
"...Voxxy? Oh, no. We aren't... It's a... We're just business partners. Friends, maybe." Friends that frequently screwed in very public venues and made a show of touching each other at any point in time. Friends that had a whole host of images on Sinstagram of them making out. Friends that slept in the same bed every night and got jealous when one spent more time with someone else.
Just. Friends. And business partners.
"If we are something, he's never told me as much." And Vox was the kind of man to just spring that on someone, Valentino had decided that three decades ago, "We're just close is all."
Already knowing how volatile he could be, Charlie was fully expecting for him to snap or blow up at her, her shoulders sagged slightly in relief when he did neither.
Still, she listened attentively as they walked, glancing up at him her brows rose in surprise when he revealed Zestial had been the one to injure him so severely.
"I see..." She had no idea such an event happened, but she doubted it was something most people knew about if the Vees kept Val's disability hush-hush. "I'm sorry that happened to you." He probably deserved it for...whatever he did to piss off Zestial of all people. Still, Charlie couldn't help but feel genuine sympathy towards him.
"But you had a husband? I always assumed you and Vox were, y'know-- together." Granted, Charlie couldn't begin to fathom the exact nature of their relationship but it wasn't like either of them were subtle.
#And If You Get In My Face Then You’ll Get A Taste Even God Would Run Son (ναℓєитιиσ)#(Valentino and Charlie - Infernal-Feminae)#You’ll Fall Down A Hole That’s The One Place In This World That We Both Know (Valentino 💔 Ostello)#Darling You Love All The Drama 'Cause You’re Never Bored I Am Forever Yours (Vox ♡ Valentino)#cw manipulation
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Make your heart my home
Tommy Shelby x reader
⚠️ Y/N’s background is a bit hard so be aware
🥰 I’m in a romantic spree so your coffee/tea won’t need any extra sugar after this 😉 massive thanks to @lyarr24 for the help to build Y/N’s background your input always allows me to write such a diversity 🌷
Wrote this story for @raincoffeeandfandoms 2.2k followers celebration 🎉 (rain theme) congratulations my dear Flor!!! I’m sure you’ll get many more followers in no time, thank you for your incredible ideas and stories, for filling my days with moments to take my mind off everything 💐🌷🌻🪷
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Stopping to catch your breath, you didn’t know how long you’ve been walking.
Feet sore and swollen from walking miles through dirt, the woods, small rocks, the shoes you found in a trashcan were now almost wore out, you could feel the holes and something poking your skin and that’s when you realized that heaven was pouring down.
It could’ve just started, it could’ve been hours, you didn’t know anymore, your mind went blank the moment you overheard a conversation that changed everything and crushed down your whole world.
You were lucky that day, you also found some clothes someone threw away that looked too big for your malnourished frame, but a few fixes after and you had a whole new outfit.
People rushed under a newspaper or whatever they had to cover their heads, but you wanted to feel the drops falling against your skin.
Taking in your surroundings, you didn’t recognize anything around and it was dark now.
As the rain started bucketing down, you came to the realization that you didn’t have anything or anywhere to go, you’d have to pass the night on the street. And this was happening because of your abrupt escape. You needed to keep going.
Tears mixing with the rain, loneliness was all you got now.
But running away was the only option you had, and this was much better than you used to have, what you’d get if you stayed there, back in Durham.
Defeated, your legs couldn’t support you anymore and you fell on your knees to the ground. A loud sob escaped your lips.
Feeling the cold surface against your face, something warm covered your damp back.
“Miss, are you alright?” You heard a deep voice ask next to you. “Can you hear me?”
You tried to move the hair away from your face, failing in the process.
“Arthur!”
Something strong lifted you up. Soon you entered a warm place, it smelled like tobacco.
“Tom, who’s this?” Someone asked, you shivered and looked down.
“Where the fuck have you been, ey? I called you to help me.” The hands of the man who just talked rearranged the fabric around your back. “Are you alright?”
You flinched and saw him crouching down right in front of you.
“Who are you? Why were you crying?” He asked in a softer tone and when you finally dared to meet his eyes, you found the most fascinating pair staring at you. “Here, drink this.”
“So… are we going or what?” The other man asked, looking from you to the door. He had a mustache.
The man crouching in front of you looked up and raising his eyebrows, he replied; “Fuck off Arthur.”
“T-thank you.” You whispered, holding the glass tightly in both hands, scared of breaking it. Your eyes looking around for the first time, red and gold decorated the room.
“What are you all looking at? Ey?” He raised his voice and you made yourself smaller. “Do you live around?”
You shook your head slightly.
“I’m trying to help you here… are you staying with someone? A mother? Sister? A husband?”
That raised all the alarms in you, you threw the coat and stood up abruptly.
“No! No!” You shouted, panic in your eyes.
He tried to calm you lowering his voice. “‘S fine, no one is going to hurt ya… come with me so you can change your clothes before you catch a cold. Yeah?” He smiled tentatively and wrapped the heavy fabric around your back again.
“Please don’t tell my husband.” You asked on the edge of crying once more.
He guided you out from the bright room and assured you that he wouldn’t do that. On the short walk back, he asked for your name and introduced himself as Tommy.
“I hope you didn’t let Finn get drunk again, I’m not taking care of that-” A woman stated firmly but stopped mid sentence as her eyes found you by the door.
“Pol, I need your help, this is Y/N.” He then removed the cap from his head and took the coat from you. “Y/N, this is my aunt… Polly.”
The woman looked from you to Tommy, then shook her head.
“You’re soaked love, would you like some soup?”
Tommy left your side, your eyes following his moves, when you saw him walking to the door, you moved abruptly to go after him, but in the rush, something from the table fell to the floor breaking into million pieces.
“Sorry!” You expressed feeling terrible, trying to pick up the pieces of the figurine. “Sorry… I’m really sorry.” Your head hanging low, you were terrified of getting a slap, just like your husband always did, you kept mumbling sincere apologies until a pair of strong hands held your wrists.
“Stop, love you’re going to hurt yourself.” He helped you to stand up and pulled a chair close to the fire, then gently he wrapped a blanket around your body. Tommy guided you away from the broken pieces. You felt guilty and useless as Polly and Tommy cleaned up your mess.
“Thank you, for helping me… you’re so kind.”
Polly looked at you and then at Tommy. “So… you’re here by yourself?”
You found yourself nodding getting lost in the thoughts of how far you’ve come. With your eyes fixed in the flames keeping you warm, you couldn’t help but remember.
(Flashback):
Arriving home you felt grateful, finally after your shift in the coal mine you headed to the river to wash the clothes, now you just needed to hang it in the rope so it would dry. You placed the basket on the floor, it wasn’t payday yet and you didn’t have much money left, perhaps you would ask some people if they needed a hand to wash they clothes too. Your feet were sore from the long walk, but you were used by now. As you reached the small house, you heard voices inside, it was your husband and someone else.
“Nah, it’s your fucking turn to pay for the booze.” Said the voice, by the sound of it it looked like they had been drinking a lot.
But you didn’t have money to spend it on alcohol! You barely managed to make it with the food and other necessities…
“I don’t have any on me.” Replied your husband, as you were about to walk in and scold him for drinking again, you heard the other man say something that made your blood run from your body.
“Well… there are other ways to pay me off, where’s that woman of yours?”
You froze right there, mouth dry, your feet wouldn’t move, as your eyes filled with tears.
“She’ll be home in a bit, give me the money and I’ll go get a bucket of beer in the meantime.”
(End of flashback)
“I didn’t know from where, but I got strength enough to walk away in that very moment. I left Durham and I’m never going back.” You whispered still lost in the fire, your fingers wrapped tightly over the blanket.
A clock on the wall announced another hour had passed as two pair of shocked eyes were fixed on you. It was a shock to think that you came walking all the way from the north of the country, all by yourself.
“That bastard offered you in exchange to get a drink?!” Tommy could hardly believe his words as they left his mouth.
You didn’t notice Polly walking away until she came back with a bowl and some clean cloths, but soon you realized she was kneeling before you with tear running down her face. Scandalized, you tried to stop her feeling embarrassed that an elegant woman like her would be cleaning your dirty feet, but one single glance made you keep your mouth shut as she worked in silence.
“You won’t go through any of that here, my little girl you’re safe with us.”
As she finished cleaning your feet you couldn’t stop the tears when in complete silence, the stranger you just meet on a rainy night switched positions with his aunt and crouched down to apply some ointment with a strong smell in your cuts and wounds.
“Why are you so good to me? Without even knowing me.” You asked between sobs.
“Because I can be a lot of bad things, but you don’t deserve something like that.” He blew away the smoke of his cigarette without removing it from his lips.
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“Looks like finally someone appreciates my cooking.” Polly stated stomping her finished cigarette in the ashtray. She had never seen her nephews eat her food so eagerly.
Tommy crossed his arms in front of his chest and looked at you, he offered you a second plate and you nodded even before he could finish the question. It had been a long time since the last time you ate something as delicious as this, and you didn’t know when you’d be able to do it again.
You winced and jumped at the sound of a loud thunder, it was almost as if it feel outside the house, but in the process you stumbled and if it wasn’t for Tommy, you would’ve fallen, he caught you just in time.
“Take it easy, you’ve been through a lot.” He chuckled while helping you stand, you couldn’t help but show that man all the gratitude you felt, in the only way you knew of course, wrapping your arms around him.
Polly snorted looking at the scene, if she told anyone what happened in that kitchen, no one, not a bloody person in Birmingham would believe that a woman gave Thomas Shelby a hug, and that she lived to tell the story without being cut by a razor blade.
That night she helped you wash in front of the fire in a big bathtub, you were used to a 1/3 size of it, she used a beautiful scent in your hair and gave you a soft body lotion afterwards. But the best part was the fluffy bed and pillow she provided, the room was so spacious and you loved the paper wall.
It was hard to sleep after the events of the last couple of days, your life was turned upside down… the thunderstorm subsided until you were barely able to hear it pattering against the window so you decided to walk over there to open it a little.
The door cracked open an inch and you found Tommy’s eyes scanning around.
“Sorry, I didn’t meant to interrupt you, just wanted to gather my stuff.”
With a small wave you invited him in. “I was just enjoying the rain.” You admitted in a low voice, looking over the window again. “This is the first night I don’t end up soaked, this house doesn’t have holes in the roof.” You admitted casually.
Tommy used to think being in Small Heath was a bad thing, but you coming from Durham, you had less opportunities than he had and somehow this house seemed to be too much to you.
He moved around in silence, trying to not interrupt your peace, but he did notice you were wearing a floral nightgown, probably one of Ada’s.
“Goodnight, Y/N.”
He gave you one more look before closing the door, sitting there next to the window mesmerized by the soft raindrops, there was something emanating from you that made him want to protect you, something that made him feel a tenderness he didn’t know he could feel towards someone.
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“Oh! Good morning love, who are you?” A deep voice called after you.
When you turned around, you found the man with the mustache that was around last night.
“Hello, I’m making breakfast… would you like some?”
“Oh I definitely want som-”
But Arthur was cut by something hitting the back of his head.
“How did you sleep Y/N?” Tommy greeted you taking off the jacket of his suit to cover you, noticing the look his brother was giving you. “This is Arthur, me brother by the way.”
“A train could’ve passed next to me, and I wouldn’t even notice.” You smiled offering him a plate with the breakfast you prepared and he realized of your delicate features for the first time, now with your face clean from the coal that was covering you the previous day.
“Don’t even try love, he never eats.” Arthur adviced with a wink stealing the plate.
But Tommy had other ideas so he took the plate back and gave your arm a small squeeze after taking his place at the table.
“For the Black Madonna… are you feeling well?” Polly asked walking in, she had to look twice at her nephew. Ever since Grace left, he was turned into some kind of grumpy hermit. It had been a long time since she saw him smiling.
“This is the best breakfast I’ve had in a long time.” Tommy admitted taking another bite, his brother mirrored his actions.
You looked with expectations at Polly, you wanted to show them your gratitude.
“I already had breakfast, but I’ve to taste it.” She took it, not understanding why her nephews were so bloody quiet, not fighting while eating for the first time.
You rushed then to pour her some tea and then placed the milk and sugar next to her cup. Tommy was about to stand up to get the second round of food, but soon you instructed him you’d serve it for him.
“This is delicious.” Polly noted.
“Why aren’t any of you at the betting shop yet?” A man appeared in the kitchen with a toothpick and a peak cap.
“And this is John, my other nephew, John, this is Y/N.”
John gave you a side look, everyone was talking about the mysterious woman his brother picked up from the ground the previous night.
Arthur left in silence after thanking Y/N for the food.
“John I need you to take the rest of your things from your room.” Tommy instructed not even looking at his brother.
“Why?”
“Because Y/N will be staying with us and she needs a place to sleep, your room is free now, just take the rest of your shit.” He explained calmly taking a cigarette from his case, Y/N took the matches to light it.
John watched the interaction raising his eyebrows but decided to say nothing about it.
Without them asking, you started taking the dishes and cleaning the table.
“I was thinking Y/N could come with me to the city.”
You looked at Tommy, waiting for his instructions.
That morning he showed you another glimpse of his generosity by giving his aunt an obscene amount of money and asking her to buy anything you might need. He also instructed that once the wounds in your feet were healed you would be working for them. The previous night, while you were sleeping on his bed they talked about it, you’ve been through enough shit to kick you out and with the recent growth of the business they could use one more pair of hands around, he assured you that you wouldn’t have to go back to your life in Durham, you would be able to start anew.
You were barely able to hold your emotions and you wrapped your arms around his torso like the previous day, feeling extremely grateful for crossing paths with the Shelby family.
Polly stared at the scene before her eyes, it was a total surprise and shock to see her nephew allowing someone who wasn’t even close to the family give him a hug, twice. But she couldn’t blame you though, you didn’t have the slightest idea that you were hugging the most dangerous man in Birmingham.
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Over the curse of the following weeks, you started to work for them, helping around in any way you could, burning old files, checking the inventory for the diaries, you learned how to use the phone to take notes, anything they needed.
More than once you bursted into his office after a small knock to bring him tea or the post mail that arrived for him, with a smile he would confess that he didn’t hear it and his brothers would make funny sounds or teased him after you closed the door.
Day by day, you earned his trust, learned fast, he was surprised by your positivity and constantly made him smile, or he would chuckle at something silly you said. But you also learned more about his character, you were able to read his gaze and his mannerisms and the tone of his voice when he didn’t like something, but to you he was nothing but tender and kind. For you, it seemed as if he was in a pedestal, for everything he did for you, everything he gave you.
Tommy explained you patiently the paperwork he needed you to organize and the way he wanted it to be done, soon you didn’t need any more instructions. Thanks to him you learned that despite everything, despite coming from a hard environment, there were still good people around. And it was almost as if all of the terrible things you went through were replaced with nothing but a bunch of blessings.
That’s why it wasn’t a surprise to learn that Tommy bought his aunt a house in a beautiful area as he described you the place, letting you know that you were invited to her opening party.
The soft knock on the door forced you to move your eyes from the windows, you had been lost in thoughts for a while looking at the drops of water sliding down the window.
Tommy looked first at the small candle and book over the table, you had been devouring every single book you found around, then, slowly his gaze stopped at your figure, hugged by a dress he didn’t remember seeing before but it surely suit you well, earlier he heard Ada arrived to glam you up, the image of the woman covered in coal seemed so far away now. You were even wearing lipstick he noticed.
“Woah… Y/N.” He was lost for words, which he tried to hide by clearing his throat.
You blushed, feeling like a completely different person and tried to walk towards te bed to grab the purse Ada insisted you should wear too, but walking in heels was harder than you thought and you stumbled a little, Tommy’s hands were on your waist in seconds, followed by a soft chuckle. His eyes sparkled.
“What is it?” You asked breaking away from his embrace, walking towards the window, trying to forget about the way his eyes were looking at you.
“You’re cute.”
“You think I’m cute?” Could you take that as a compliment? Or was it just a safe way to brush you away?
But his arms wrapping around you from behind, revealed otherwise.
Surprised, you turned around to face Tommy, somewhere down the road your admiration and gratitude grew into something deeper, but he was way over your league, unreachable. Or so you thought.
His hands cupped your cheeks, thumbs stroking gently. “I think you’re beautiful.”
His lips met yours softly, Tommy kissed you expressing his feelings through his actions.
Pulling apart just a little, you whispered: “I want to make your heart my home.”
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SS Finals - Crown: Chapter 23
Location: Outside ES Dome Characters: Hiyori & Nagisa
Nagisa: …One of your subordinates should be in that car you prepared, correct?
…You’ll kidnap and dispose of me, the mastermind assumed to be behind everything, in secret.
…After that, you’ll transform into the “Support Idol”, “Lucifer”, and step in for me.
“Priest”: ………..
Nagisa: …You’re the mysterious “Support Idol”, “Lucifer”.
…”Lucifer” is a fallen angel and in Latin, it refers to the “morning star” – in Japanese, that would be “akehoshi”.
…Judging by that name, I assume you would have pretended to be Subaru-kun’s father, “That Akehoshi” – the biggest stain of the idol industry – on stage.
…You’ll pretend you’d been captured by Father or I all this time, like a tragic hero in an attempt to fully become “That Akehoshi”.
…You could even insist that you’ve changed because of the horrible treatment you’ve received. Perhaps you even planned to hold Subaru-kun tight, crying and letting tears fall from your eyes.
…With that, people will sympathise with you and it would have been the best performance befitting Subaru-kun's father.
…You would have immediately found the letter I had left behind, followed what was written within it and would have completely taken my place.
…With your emotional story, you would be accepted as a member of “Eden” with a resounding round of applause.
…There isn’t much time until the new year. The “SS” Finals will continue with the problems pushed to the backside.
…You’ll stand on stage in my place as the “General Leader”. And you’ll gain the highest possible recognition while being blessed by everyone around you.
…By doing that, “Eden” would – no, you would be applauded as the “best idol in the country”.
…You’d stand at the top of the idol industry.
…That was your plan, right, “Priest”?
“Priest”: …………
Nagisa: …I’m sure you would have come up with a few more schemes, but you chose the one where you kidnapped me.
…It was your first time framing someone for a crime, so you were worried if you could pull it off.
…But I, too, was part of “fine”. I was once a member of a group of outstanding people who attained victory after victory.
…That experience made me stronger. You should rejoice – there are things one can gain from tragedy.
“Priest”: ………!
Nagisa: ...Oh, you’ll run away. In that car.
…You’ll run and run, transforming into someone else.
…I’m sure you’ll commit even more crimes in the future.
…Then, even though I’m just a human and nowhere near God, I’ll pretend to be God to judge you and the sinful crimes you’ve committed.
…You have no place in heaven with that corrupted soul.
…Burn in the raging fires of hell for eternity.
“Priest”: ……! ……!?
Nagisa: …Hehe. That car is indeed something you prepared.
…But inside is one of “Gatekeeper’s” private guards.
“Priest”: ………!?
Nagisa: …I don’t blame you for not noticing. He and I teamed up behind the scenes.
…There was a message from “Gatekeeper” apart from the diary and documents in the temple I was holed up in.
…Ibara probably wouldn’t have believed it, but I did.
…I placed my faith in him and took his hand. We decided to work together to hunt you down.
…You transform into others and lurk in the darkness, so it was difficult to find you.
…But you were caught in our trap and will meet your end right here.
…Our interests overlapped on that point.
…You were a common “enemy” we both despised.
…So we’ll crush you. You’re our “enemy” – an evil in our eyes.
…You won’t say that’s cruel, right?
…You were the one who brought forth these negative emotions, such as hatred, within me and made me human.
…Humans will devote their body and soul to crushing the enemy they detest.
“Priest”: –––––––
Nagisa: …Farewell, “Priest”. Our “enemy”. The ghost of the past.
…At the very least, I’ll pray for your happiness in the next world.
…Shadows should return to being shadows. They should return to oblivion where they cannot be perceived.
…………
Hiyori: Nagisa-kuuun!
Nagisa: …Hiyori-kun.
Hiyori: What was that about? A car just sped out of here!
Nagisa: …Who knows.
…In any case, what are you doing here? Weren’t you looking after Touri-kun with Jun and Ibara?
…That’s what I asked you to do, right?
Hiyori: Yup! I’m happy to do whatever you ask me, but it couldn’t have been helped, right? After all, I’m the one who worries about you the most!
Jun-kun was acting strange so when I asked him about it, he told me that you look like you might do something reckless!
I couldn’t have sat there twiddling my thumbs if that’s true!
I decided I won’t ever leave you alone, after all!
Nagisa: …Oh. I borrowed a little something from Jun.
Hiyori: Why Jun-kun? You should rely on me more!
I want to do everything that I can for you! I even did something I don’t usually do and ran around looking for you everywhere, breaking a sweat!
Nagisa: …There was nothing you could have done, Hiyori-kun. This time, anyway.
…You’re someone who belongs in the light, after all.
Hiyori: What are you talking about? I don’t understand you! Be sure to explain it properly to me!
Nagisa: …I will. Later.
…Anyway, the “SS” Finals are still going on, so let’s return.
…And work as idols. Let’s sing and dance with everything we have to make everyone happy.
…In order to live as a person in this world.
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I think I might make a series where I draw homestuck characters to some of my favorite quotes
Here are some of the quotes if anyone is interested
Tumblr loves to fuck up my readmore section so sorry if things are repeated or look weird fhshfhsbd
“If you worship someone too much you’ll end up losing your freedom”
“Human beings are love in motion”
“So you dodged a bullet that you wanted to take”
“You nailed down the windows and locked the doors but the cold was coming from inside”
“Of all the things you fuck I’m the most empty”
“And being my moms least favorite only child must mean I’m her favorite too”
“You can’t light a fire that’s already burnt out”
“He sang as if he knew me in all my dark despair, and then he looked right through me as if I wasn’t there”
“Just let her crash and burn, she’ll learn, the attention just encourages her”
“It’s a felony in Florida to own a fake ID so tell me am I guilty if I change when no one is near me”
“The living need attention too”
“I will not let my grandparents bury their grandchild”
“We rise up to fight just to die, that’s just how the world works sometimes”
“For human grossly under qualified, for canine grossly overqualified”
“Kiss me with forever where only death remains”
“Your insides were never my size”
“I dig a hole in search of kites”
“This was all new to me once, and when it was it was so easy to love”
“I can’t feel my heartbeat so why would you give me a heart?”
“Falling in love with someone is wonderful so don’t call yourself the devil. I love you”
“If I’ve no one to fight how do I know who I am”
“Just because we live doesn’t not mean that we’ve survived”
“She tells the clock what time it is”
“To love and to be loved is to rest”
“I am that which seeks to know the compassion of the goddess within”
“Only once you’ve been unsheltered you can stand in the sunlight”
“Life is both mundane; life is beautiful”
“Being known is being loved”
“I am a mosaic of everyone I’ve ever loved, even for a heartbeat”
“yeah im perceiving the horrors but i’m also perceiving the beauty of life as well”
“And when we kill the gods neither heaven nor hell will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us”
“I wouldn’t change a thing, you’re the one I want to sink with”
“We live because of the dead”
“Spun sugar melts in water anyways”
“So what if I do it for attention, does that really make me bad?”
“We can’t go back, only forwards”
“Thy who bites is truly the bitten.”
“The pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing”
“I was like a patient who cannot tell the doctor where it hurts, only that it does”
“I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand”
“It is not what you want but it is what you chase”
“In the name of peace we bring war”
“If wellness is this, what in hells name is sickness?”
“Unknowingly I prepare my punishment before I commit my crime”
“I've got no celebration, just this consolation; time eats all his children in the end.”
“I choose to burn out rather than fade away”
“At night I burn myself with cigarettes just to prove I’m still alive”
“Darling, it's the end of the world! We've reached the end of our usefulness and now we're doomed, let's waltz into the grave together!”
“We see the images flashing by, but cannot remember the names, just the fragmented memories that came along with it.”
“I’ve found another sense of comfort, another friend, another place to rest my head.”
“I strived to be like them. But I was still alone.”
“He came out in the end, losing more than anyone else.”
“Every time I listen to this I space out and think about everything I've ever done. All my choices and how they got me here. All the lessons I've learned, people I've met, things I regret, and things I wish I could change. All of it just seems so fast paced. Like I never experienced all of it. Thank you.”
“from ashes i was made, and ashes i return, and so i walk alone, and wonder why?”
“I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people”
“Time will not wait for those who are late”
“With the morning starlight and the midnight sun, we spin around until we’re one”
“She’s not what I wanted, she’s what I didn’t know I needed”
“She may not satisfy my desires, but she satisfies my heart”
“I want to find peace of mind, maybe no mind is the answer to that conundrum”
“Tomorow is nearly yesterday and everything is stupid”
“But I couldn’t escape myself no matter how badly I wanted to”
“Do the gods mourn their fallen?”
“You come into the kings court holding the hat of a jester and expect not to be laughed at?”
“You can fall asleep and wake up drunk on the sky”
“Not a girl, not a boy, just a little baby”
“Make a hell out of demons haven”
“A subtle drop of poison a day keeps the kings will at bay”
“To look death in the eye and not welcome her with open arms is to not accept life at all”
“I miss you like a past life, I can’t remember if you were ever mine to miss. I missed you like we both died, a star crossed endeavor. I’ll miss you in the next life.”
“All of existence had her hand tenderly upon your hip”
#yin posting#i rant about homestuck#the only annoying thing is#I don’t have the original source of a lot of the quotes#some of them are in comment sections and shit#and some of them I straight up do not remember where I got them#so they’d have to be un cited rip
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greetings, songbirds! please forgive my lateness, i know you all wait eagerly for your weekly dose of monday madness, but, trust me when i say i had a good reason. you see, within this school there are many people, who claim to have many sides, but in my humble opinion- which is, dare i say, objective fact- they can best be broken down into two kinds of people: there are the faithful, and there are the faithless. i might even say that’s all they are.
before you begin to point fingers and declare sides- i must tell you, neither of these sides are any better than the other- in fact, they are both equally horrid things to be, constantly racing to dig themselves deeper and deeper into the same hole.
let’s discuss our faithfuls, shall we?
here’s something you’ll only ever see from me once: a formal retraction. it appears that we’ve taken to some false information- grant has personally asked us to clarify that he and emmy, reported to be an item last week, are merely friends. you can make many things of me, but a liar won’t be one of them. but, of course, i should’ve known better than to report on this in the first place, it was beneath me to not turn up my nose at the prospect that grant would ever in his right mind even think of moving on from the girl who, well, let’s see- broke his heart, cheated on him, and lied about it? is that all? tell me, grant, is any of this seeming wise to you in the slightest, or do you need your head surgically removed from the clouds before you can answer that question?
what? i never said the retraction came with an apology.
our faithless, on the other hand- have been playing a different game. little miss michigan has been trying to play both sides- sticking to her dear old friend everett, and his tormentor, kitty. but, it looks like she may have picked her side- because this weekend, she blew off everett to meet up with none other than her old camp friend. you know, carrie- normally, when you ditch your friends for the cool kids, you’re supposed to kiss up to the queen bee, what are you doing wasting your time on the third best?
we are not born into these roles- they are made for us, but alas, most of us are creatures of habit. we’ll never change- the faithful will obey, and the faithless will betray. but what about when a person just can’t seem to make up their mind?
it look’s like delilah’s been two-timing for our favorite two-timer, none other than lola herself. our girl’s got a little more bite than we’ve given her credit for! shame she wastes it on the hands that feed her and turns her back on the only friends who’ve ever truly managed to care for her. after she snapped in everett’s face and played hooky for the past week- she comes back with a new girl on her arm and a shiny new collar around her neck. she thinks she won’t come crawling back with her tail between her legs as soon as she realizes she can’t play with the big dogs? she’s got another thing coming to her. we can’t all have the best of both worlds.
this wasn’t a betrayal. this was a crisis of faith. delilah was, and forever will be: faithful.
you might ask, dear songbirds? who am i? where do i, your favorite mod fall on the scale of faithful to faithless? well…
i am the god you worship.
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Coming out of a dark place
Thought I’d lost everything
But I still had the hope for a new beginning
Meeting you through the black and the blue
I was thinking it’s fate cause I’d found something true
You’d have me if I’d have you
And I found myself pushing through and through
For you
Stuck in a shitty motel just sifting through hell
Spending my days missing you
Then you’d call on the phone
Suddenly im at home
Didn’t know what this would come to
I have demons
You don’t want to meet them
And I try my best to not introduce you
You have your feeling and i know you have a good reason but I still I would’ve never been the one to leave you
Thought was we had was for real
Ride or die cause I’d feel that you’d always be the one to understand
I was your girl cause you were my man
When the world was dark
You gave me a hand
So I opened up
Though it was impossible to trust
But I knew I had to give you something to work with
I know both of us have a dark place we never want to visit again
But I never intended to allow that to happen
But now you’re gone just like everyone
I guess everyone leaves in the end
Lost and alone
No where to go
Surrounded by my demons in this hell of a world
You came along
Gave me a home
Showed me love I’d never known
So how could you walk away like I never meant a thing
I know the sadness and the pain
I would’ve never done a thing to put you there again
But I can’t make you talk or listen
I knew that it wasn’t easy to take on all my grieving
I don’t blame you for leaving
You could only hold me so tight before drowning yourself and I feel responsible for creating your hell
Just know that I loved you and you made it easy
Still I never saw you leaving but it’s not you’re job to save me
Best believe I thought you could
I played our future out
I wrote a book
I saw you with me
Happy and travelling
Dancing to music just how you said we could be
I supported your dreams
You pushed me to mine
In all this depression, I held on too tight
You were just what I needed but I was sucking you dry
I felt your need to leave me behind
I washed my hands of you to let you go
But this sadness starts to feel like home
I will miss you but I’m used to being alone
I didn’t mean to take you down
Maybe it’s better that im gone
I’ve been falling down the rabbit hole
I Cannot tell which way to go
Oh no
He had both my heart and soul
I never wanted to let go
Of him
I’m Taking strides and taking steps
Controlling my own happiness
Just to find me losing it again
I’m paving my way to success
Or paying for it every chance I get
Maybe that’s my own bitterness
Everything will be okay
That’s what they all say
I’m remembering
If it’s the end then it’s not over yet
I’m trying to pretend
Cause it’s all in my head
I’m not giving up just yet
Cause it’s not the end just yet
So everything will be okay
There’s so much I’ve been dying to tell you
Though I never could find the words
I wanted to let you how I feel
Or how much it hurts
I never knew your ears were open
And I had so much to say
But I took all my jumbled thoughts and stashed them all away
I know that I’ve been gone
I guess I needed time
To figure out myself
And figure out my life
It’s crazy how I spent all this time so worried about myself
But still somehow avoided every single thing I felt
I’m sorry for the anger you saw inside of me
I never had a soul who would hold me when I’d bleed
That’s all I’ve ever needed in order to open up but i can’t give out my heart to something based on lust
You’ll never leave my mind
Still I try to forget
But all the while I’m learning life
I see you in each step
It’s funny how you’re gone just never hard to find
I’ve been trapped in so much darkness
I’m just learning how to shine
I hope you know I’m never gone and I’m just a call away
It’s just right now I don’t have too much I can say
I’m working on fixing a mess thats been too long ignored
Cause I’ve been spending too much time tending others sores
I’ve been alone for so long that I forget how to act
I just felt that no one cared so I got used to that
I can’t blame my past for being the way that I’ve been
I’m not here to make excuses but if you wanted to know why then
I think I figured out most of that
And it makes me want to cry
The person I’ve been
Deluded by life diluted in sin
I know I’ve got some issues and skeletons to match
But all I’ve wanted was a family and I wanted it to last
Getting close to me is not for the faint of heart
Cause if you see an end then I don’t want to start
Im trying to heal in that sense and worry more about the journey
I find my peace by asking god if these people are for me
Through that I’ve learned to understand the way that you are
And that maybe you saw me more than I first had thought
I’m sorry for never being myself when I’d see you
I had forgot who she was and realized that I need to
But now we don’t talk cause you’ve made me a stranger
In silence I started to understand my anger
Conveying my emotions just creates anxiety
most times I forget that I’m better with writing
I like that it helps me speak from my heart
Because vulnerability is a good place to start
You’re not responsible for the life that I’ve had
And I’m sorry if you felt the weight of that
We’ve both made mistakes and we’re fixing them now
But I’ve said too much so I don’t know how
-tf
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10 Country Songs About Cars and Driving
Are you planning a road trip and tired of audio books?
When you’re on a road trip, no matter where you are headed, nothing makes the miles pass by quicker than a good country tune. And just like you need reliable car insurance, you need to know some good tunes to jam out to on the open road.
Not that familiar with country songs about cars? We’ve got you covered. Keep reading to discover the best songs about cars and the best songs about being on the road!
1. “Cruise” by Florida Georgia Line
If you’re looking for a country song about cars, it’s tough to go wrong with “Cruise” by Florida Georgia Line. In fact, it’s difficult to even think about the name of this song without thinking about breezy lyrics such as “Baby you a song, you make me wanna roll my windows down / and cruise!”
While the lyrics are nice and light, they touch on a fundamental truth: A great drive feels a bit like falling in love. Plus, with the open road and the right music, you can experience that feeling again and again.
2. “Let’s Go to Vegas” by Faith Hill
They say it’s more about the journey than the destination. However, in “Let’s Go to Vegas,” Faith Hill makes it clear that a cool destination can make all the difference. This is one of the best songs about cars because it reminds us of the awesome places these vehicles can take us.
This funny song about combining marriage and a killer road trip also serves to remind us of the simple joys in life. “You’re my ace in the hole, I’m your lady luck / Pack a few things and a little money, put ’em in the truck,” Hill sings. Translation: Whether we’re talking about driving, loving, or both, all we need is a good truck to get us where we’re going!
3. “East Bound and Down” by Jerry Reed
“East Bound and Down” by Jerry Reed was always destined to be one of the greatest songs about being on the road. After all, it features lyrics that make us want to turn on the speed, including “Keep your foot hard on the pedal / Son, never mind them brakes / Let it all hang out ’cause we got a run to make.”
Even without those killer lyrics, this song was featured prominently in Smokey and the Bandit, and that’s a film that always gives us the need for speed!
4. “Life Is a Highway” by Rascal Flatts
No list of country songs about cars and trucks would be complete without “Life Is a Highway” by Rascall Flatts. After all, this is a song that goes all-in on the idea that the open road is a metaphor for our very lives.
“Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long / If you’re going my way, I wanna drive it all night long.” This isn’t just a song about driving a car: it’s a song about driving our own lives into one unforgettable moment after another! Not to mention, this lively tune is bound to perk you up if you get tired on the open road.
5. “On the Road Again” by Willie Nelson
Since its release, Willie Nelson’s “On the Road Again” has been one of the greatest songs about being on the road. It’s because the singer paints such a powerful portrait of traveling with your friends: “We’re the best of friends / Insisting that the world keep turning our way / And our way / Is on the road again.”
Nelson’s words ring true to wandering hearts everywhere, and if your own way “is on the road again,” you’ll be sure to crank this song up next time you hit the highway.
6. “Take Me Home (Country Roads)” by John Denver
Just admit it. You started humming this song as soon as you read the name!
While the lyrics themselves are tinged with quite a bit of sadness, it’s tough to deny the almost primal appeal of John Denver’s “Take Me Home.” For travelers who are far from home and missing their loved ones, this song will always represent our bittersweet longing to stop cruising, turn the car off, and run through our front door.
7. “I’ve Been Everywhere” by Johnny Cash
Do you love to travel for fun? Or maybe you’ve just lived in many places? Either way, Johnny Cash’s “I’ve Been Everywhere” may just be your anthem.
There’s a lot of fun singing along as Cash sings how he’s lived in places like “Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Schefferville, Jacksonville,” and so on. Listening to it, you’re sure to get deep into some memories about all the roads you’ve driven down before.
8. “Take a Back Road” by Rodney Atkins
Why might you need some great country songs about cars and trucks? Well, like Rodney Atkins in “Take a Back Road,” you may just “wanna take the long way home, put a little gravel in my travel.”
We love this song because it emphasizes how every single drive can be magical, even down the humblest back roads. The trick is to spot the everyday magic lurking outside the windows of your classic car.
9. “Drive (for Daddy Gene)” by Alan Jackson
Alan Jackson’s “Drive (for Daddy Gene)” is definitely one of the best songs about cars. However, this unabashed tribute to the singer’s late father always brings tears to our eyes.
That’s because he wears his heart on his sleeve with lyrics like “I’d sit up in the seat and stretch my feet out to the pedals / Smiling like a hero that just received his medal.” As you listen, it won’t be long before you remember those days long ago when your own dad taught you how to drive.
10. “The Road Goes on Forever” by Robert Earl Keen
Country songs about cars always make us want to hit the road. Even when the lyrics take us to some dark places!
That’s what happens in Robert Earl Keen’s “The Road Goes On Forever.” Sure, the story of the song may have a sad ending, but it’s tough to be sad when singing to lyrics like “The road goes on forever, and the party never ends.”
Country Songs About Cars: Beyond the Music
Now you know the best country songs about cars, but do you know who can help protect your car while you’re cruising around?
Here at Freeway Insurance, we help keep you on the road by protecting the car you love. Get started with a competitive quote online, or you can come and visit us at a local office near you or give us a call at (800) 777-5620.
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Hello, Goodbye, It Was Nice To Know You
Ostello's death fic. Put under a cut for length.
Warnings: Gay, Slash, Yaoi, MLM, M/M, AU - Canon Divergent, Intersex Valentino, Briefly Mentioned Smut, Murder, Death, Angels & Demons, Blood, Cheating Mention, Weapon, Blade, OC: Ostello, Overlord OC
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“Hey, Baby!” Ostello's voice was as rich and filled with love as it always was as he closed the front door to their penthouse behind him. Just like he did every day, he strolled in the door precisely fifteen minutes after seven. Just like he did every day, he made a beeline for his wife, finding Valentino in one of his usual haunts in the house. Pulling him into the same giddy kiss he'd been given every day for the last eight years, Ostello twirled the taller Sinner as per usual.
“Mmm, good evening,” Valentino's worn-out reply was tight, clipped in a way that showed his agitation. He was tired. Tired of routine, tired of feeling stagnant, tired of Ostello and the monotony of their marriage.
If only he had found out about his husband's biggest, best-kept secret. It just might have saved his life.
“How was your day, Beautiful?” The badger asked as he dipped his lover in his arms for another kiss. It was with all of the barely-there restraint Valentino scraped off of the bottom of his skull that he didn't let his eyes roll out of his head.
“You know how it is,” The same shit on a different day.
He was so... Tired.
“Can I make it any better?”
No.
“What did you have in mind, Hot Shot?”
“I think we could both use a little TLC.” Ostello's promise stood stories above the actual act he was initiating, and Valentino knew this routine well. Ostello would kiss him to his back on the bed and they would rock and grunt for a few minutes. It would be tender in a way that turned his stomach, gentle in ways he didn't want. Everything about it would make him pray for someone else to show up, for a different partner to liven up his life. He would wait for tomorrow with bated breath, for his devoted but lackluster husband to leave so he could invite someone to bed that knew what they were doing.
As expected, he spent the next half hour on his back, only managing an orgasm by sheer power of will. The badger worked himself up until he finally came deep inside his lover, whose hand on his own cock was the only thing helping him maintain his erection. A few more pumps and he was spent, but not so much sated. His libido was an ancient and terrible curse, and one man with one position had never and would never mean more than a drop in a bathtub of his unbridled lust.
Valentino got up when Ostello lay panting beside him, filled with his warm fuzzies and seemingly having no idea of his wife's utter and complete boredom. Valentino wrapped himself in his silky red robe trimmed in feathers, slid his feet into his fuzzy, three-inch heeled house slippers, and went to the bathroom. As he did every night, he took in the dissatisfied expression he fed himself in the mirror with disdain.
Sinners could only be killed by a holy weapon, but Ostello and his damned routine were worse than a second death.
Truthfully, Valentino didn't hate the man. He was afforded a glamorous existence, he was married to a successful musician, and he had countless love songs written for him that had topped charts one on top of the other. Valentino couldn't have been more famous in Hell if he'd tried!
But he didn't want to live in the shadow of a man that couldn't satisfy him. If he had to eke out a meager existence, then he would do so on his own terms. Living in infamy would be better than slaving himself to this monotony.
As he plucked his false eyelashes from his eyelids, he knew what he was going to do. There was no questioning it, no talking himself down from it, now. Tonight was the night.
Tonight, it was finally time to reap what he'd sown eight years ago by marrying this idiot. It had never been about love for Valentino. His marriage to Ostello had been one of convenience, one that served a grander purpose in his escalation to the top. It was little more than a hesitant step in the right direction. When it came right down to it, he didn't know why he'd put up with this for so damn long. All he could think about these days was what lay ahead of him when Ostello was dead and buried.
The same couldn't be said for Ostello. He had become instantly infatuated with Valentino upon meeting him. Like a man possessed, he sought the moth's attention, his happiness, and finally his hand in marriage. Valentino's acceptance had been the highlight of his entire existence, both alive and dead.
There would never be anything else that would top that moment for him. Nothing except waking up every morning to see his beautiful wife lying in bed with him, lips slightly parted in his sleep. Seeing him light up for his many, many expensive gifts, or watching the light in his eyes when he was given another public serenading.
Most of the Pride ring, Valentino thought, must be as tired of it as he was. Ostello was a man filled with passion, but his passions vented in ways Valentino didn't see himself entertaining for the rest of his afterlife. He couldn't do it anymore. There was nothing left for Ostello.
Tonight was the night.
Tonight, he'd be free.
His whole world would begin to come together in one fell swoop of the holy spearhead he'd smuggled out of his husband's weapons dealing hoard. Usually, Ostello kept the angelic weaponry under lock and key, but if anyone could gain access to these things, it was Valentino. He could do no wrong in the eyes of his thoroughly bewitched husband, and he would continue to do no wrong until he had ascended the stairway to Godhood.
Ostello was always a sleepy thing once they were finished. He had a habit of taking a short nap after he came, which usually gave Valentino time to shower. While the thought of doing it while the badger slept peacefully in their marital bed was one that glanced off of his brain, he decided against it quickly. He wanted to see the betrayed look, the sheer terror in Ostello's eyes as the one he loved plunged a blade deep into his chest. All he wanted, now, was a good chance to catch the badger off-guard.
It wouldn't be hard when he woke up, lazy and slow in the evening light from the pentagram shining through the window. He wouldn't be surprised to find Ostello admiring it from where he lay. The man could wax poetic about anything at all at the drop of a hat, and Valentino didn't doubt that he'd find something to say about it that he'd said a million times before. Ostello was a creature of habit.
Aside from his vices, Valentino hated settling into a habit. He wanted excitement, panache, passion, and a desperate yearning for new things, experiences, people, and places. This marriage had been doomed from the start, and every boring, bedroom lovemaking session was another nail in the badger's coffin.
Valentino left the bathroom after he had cleaned himself up, strutting in his robe and heels to where he'd stashed his weapon. He'd been planning this for some weeks now, and the time had finally come. Tonight was the culmination of his boredom with his routine, and tomorrow would come the spoils of his war with monotony.
When Ostello woke, dazed and still reeling from the sensation of getting to be with his wife, Valentino lay out on the bed beside him. The lingerie he wore was white and insanely detailed with embroidery and stitching that made him look like royalty. There was a tuille half-skirt around his hips, and down his thighs stretched a pair of black fishnets.
“You look beautiful, Pidge.” The badger purred, his smile tender and his gaze soft, “Any special occasion?”
“Yeah, actually.” Valentino nodded, slowly sliding up onto Ostello's hips and leaning down to kiss him. His upper left hand slipped beneath the pillow and he grabbed the weapon, wrapping his fingers tightly around what he would call the hilt. The staff was missing, leaving behind only the metal that held it together, but that was fine. He could handle holding it as long as he didn't cut himself.
“What's the—” Ostello didn't get to finish his sentence. Another kiss distracted him, and then he was met with the intense burn of something plunged between his ribs on the right side. It jerked in deeper and he gagged on dark, bubbling blood that pooled in his mouth. It dripped down the side of his face, and he gazed up at Valentino with shock and horror in his eyes.
“...didn't h-hafta... End li'this.” He barely managed to cough out the words before a blinding white light filled the room. Valentino hadn't been prepared, squeezing his eyes shut against its influence, hoping not to be too entranced. Bright lights always called to him in ways he couldn't explain, being a moth.
After a moment, he felt Ostello's muscled body drop away from him, and he sat in a pile of ash that had been his now ex-husband just seconds prior.
So, this was what freedom tasted like. He breathed deep, the heavy scent of burned flesh and fur still in the air. Acrid and disgusting as it was, it marked a new chapter in his life.
With Ostello dead and gone, Valentino was finally free to do as he pleased, to do whoever he pleased. This newfound lease on his afterlife was going to be just the thing that he needed to lift himself not only out of the dumps but into high society. The death of an Overlord heralded a new one rising in his place. All would come to fear and respect his name in due time.
After all, there wasn't a more important Sinner in Hell than Valentino. Nobody else compared to his stunning beauty, his deceitful ways, his wicked mind, and his starvation for more. Always, always more. Too much would never be enough. His hunger for everything would never be quenched, like his sexual appetite. In all things, he was a greedy, cruel thing who thought little of the lives, wants, and needs of others.
Now, all he had to do was continue his plan. Arkadious would be his next victim, he'd already decided. After him, Mournique would fall, and then Gerouda, before he hit his magnum opus. Vox, and then Alastor, would fall to his hand just as the rest would, and his hostile takeover of Pentagram City would be complete until he required the next big thing to keep himself entertained.
For now, though, he would rest. Moving on autopilot as he contemplated his new existence, he changed the sheets on the bed himself for once. Humming one of Ostello's songs written just for him, he smoothed out the fresh silken sheets and smiled. Free. He was finally, unequivocally, and happily free. Never again would he fall victim to something so dangerously boring as a routine. He was wild, he was spontaneous, and he was, above all else, free.
#MY WRITING ➽➽➽#HEADCANONS ➽➽➽#I Love You Oh So Madly But I Don’t Stand A Ghost Of A Chance With You (σѕтєℓℓσ)#And If You Get In My Face Then You’ll Get A Taste Even God Would Run Son (ναℓєитιиσ)#You’ll Fall Down A Hole That’s The One Place In This World That We Both Know (Valentino 💔 Ostello)
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When it really came down to it, Ostello had been a lover. Everything about that man was made of love, a desperate desire to give it, and a desperate desire to soak it up like a sponge. From the second he met Valentino, he'd known that they were meant to be.
The worst part was that Valentino didn't even really dislike the guy. He didn't dislike him even when he killed him. He still didn't dislike him.
"Common--" Growling, he narrowed his eyes, and his hand clenched around the stem of his wine glass. After a beat, he let out a shaky exhale, closing his eyes fully before draining his glass completely. Sighing, he glanced back down at her, quirking a brow.
"And you think that behaving myself and making a concentrated effort to be cordial and not stir up trouble somehow... Doesn't suit me in this context?" For what it was worth, he sounded confused, "I'm smart enough to know when to bare my teeth and when to roll over and play nice. But I appreciate the underestimation, Carmilla, truly."
His smile bared too much of his gums to be genuine.
"Mm, Voxxy's around here somewhere. He said he was going to get us some drinks and he never came back. Probably decided to keep them to himself." Huffing a little, he sighed. Vox had already swindled a glass of champagne from him. He wouldn't be surprised if Vox had decided to just stay at the bar, honestly. They both had wanted to get drunk, "Either that or he ran into Alastor and I'm going to have to run interference."
She had advised Ostello to rethink his pursuit and eventual marriage to the moth. Carmilla was just sorry he did not heed her warnings. Then maybe he'd still be here.
"Hmph," She actually did take him for an idiot. "Glad to see you possess some modicum of common sense then." Even without pupils he did make it obvious he was rolling his eyes.
"Exactly. When it suits you." After taking a sip of her own wine, she exhaled as well. Still, she would be lying if she said she didn't agree with him to some extent. Even she only had so much patience. Velvette demonstrated that very well.
"Where is your colleague anyway? Mingling I assume?" If he was being civil she supposed she should as well.
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Taking you to pound town (Nanami, Geto, Gojo, Toji)
Synopsis: Need I say more? How the men of JJK get when the sex between you two really heat up and how their style of thrusting is. I suck at descriptions, but we been knew this 🥴
TW: mature things obviously, typos probably because I didn’t proofread, GN!reader, a whole lot of roughness with Toji, tiny mention of a belly bulge with Toji, 18+, MINORS DNI
NANAMI
Sex with Nanami is nowhere near vanilla at all. You two like to experiment around a lot, especially with new toys and gadgets, and you can’t tell me that Nanami isn’t into bondage at all. It might not be extreme, but he’s definitely left you mobility restricted a couple of times. The main action of intercourses between you two is never too rough, though. Nanami is the type who likes to take his time with you, gentle thrusts and long movements of his hips that let you feel every throbbing inch of his cock as he slips in and out of you at a pace that’s just right. It’s makes the two of you go crazy, you both love your default pace for sex. But on days when he comes home from work or Jujutsu high stresses? Oh boy. When you hear his glasses hit the dresser and see his tie already in his hands wrapped around them and the top buttons of his dress shirt unbuttoned? You and your poor hole are really in for it. He’s not rough at all when he’s manhandling you because the last thing he wants to do is accidentally take his anger out on you physically (on accident guys, not purposefully) and leave you with bruising. But what he does do is transfer that anger into energy and goes to work on your poor little hole that’s absolutely going to be sore by the end of this. Grunts and the loud sound of skin slapping against skin are the only things that can be heard along with mumbles under his breath about how terrible his day was. He grabs onto your hips and pushes them up at an angle that makes this pounding just as pleasurable for you as it is for you; his hands moving at such a fast speed from his thrusting that you don’t even have to move at all, he’s doing all the work for you. Needless to say, you won’t be able to walk straight for a couple of days. Lucky for you because Nanami just happens to be a master at aftercare.
GETO
Geto isn’t really languid with his thrusts. There’s no rolling of his body or hips like that, but not in a bad way! The length of his dick and the slight curve of it alone is enough to hit those spots inside of you and have your toes curling so he really doesn’t have to do all too much. He prefers to have you on your back so he’s able to see the expressions on your face and the way your eyes roll when he slides himself into you completely. I don’t see him having a big breeding kink, but the mating press is definitely his favorite position to be in with you because it allows him to be inside you so deep and all he has to do is fold your legs up more if he wants to get any deeper. Which he does all the time; have you to where your ankles are at your ears and his chest and body weight are directly on top of you as he thrusts into you; quick snaps of his hips up against you in intervals of two seconds. You’re stuffed and full of him the entire time in such a close proximity that when he decides to tease you by pulling all the way out until he can see his tip, you can’t help but whine at the loss of contact. Squirming underneath him begging for him to resume his position, but he doesn’t do it until he feels like it. Which can be minutes at a time, but finally he takes pity on you. That signature smirk on his face as he looks down at you, “You want my cock that bad? Hm? Fine, I’ll give it to you. It’s all yours baby.”
GOJO
The stamina this man has is incredible and he doesn’t care if you don’t have superhuman abilities like him, he’s going all in and you’re just going to have to deal with it! Everything is just so fast paced, but he has enough stamina and can last for a while so he’s able to do that. Plus, the feeling of his thick long cock ramming into you doesn’t match up to anyone else you’ve been with, it is truly an out of world of experience. He doesn’t show you any mercy either. You can have tears forming in your eyes and staining your cheeks and he still wouldn’t stop. Instead, thrusting into you deeper while he whispers a few reassuring, “It’s okay baby. You take me well. Like my cock was made just for you, you’ll be okay.” While wiping at your tears from overstimulation. Positions where you’re on top of him are his favorite because it gives you this false sense of being in control when really, even when he’s on the bottom, he’s still the one in charge and controls the pace you take him at and all. Plus, he likes to surprise you with his special move out of the blue when you’re on top. When he notices that you’re close to release he’ll lock his hands around your hips to balance himself and give himself something to hold on to while he begins to thrust up into you at a pace that exceeds beyond pounding. It’s like his dick and hips are moving at a speed that’s even faster than the speed of light. You’re a mumbling incoherent mess on top of him as he brings you to an explosive orgasm, but that still doesn’t stop him. He’s giving you two orgasms minimum with his special attack and he’ll even pull it out more than once if he wants to. By the time he’s done with you, you won’t be able to move because you’re so worn out.
TOJI
Every session with Toji is a trip to pound town and he’s so mean and ruthless too, but it’s Toji what did you expect? I’m talking taking you in doggy style with your back arched as far as it can go because he has his foot on top of it weighing down heavily on your poor back to hold you in place while he rams into like a mad man. At one point his foot even moves from your back to your head, a lot less pressure than your back but enough to have your face smashed down into the fabric or material of whatever he has you against, him laughing maniacally at you from above because of how silly you look with your cheeks smushed and lips pressed together like that. “So desperate like a bitch in heat that you’d let me do this to you? Step all over you like this? You love every minute of it, the way you clench around me gives it away. I want to hear you say it; say that you like when I pound into you and step on you like this.” Wheeeew! He’s tearing your insides and poor hole up, I wouldn’t be surprised if you were able to see a tiny bulge in your stomach every time he thrusted so ruthlessly into you. And when he doesn’t have you in doggy style? He has you pressed up against the wall with your legs in his hands, holding them up while he pounds into you because if he didn’t your legs would’ve been gave out on you and made you fall on the floor. Not saying that Toji Fushiguro leaves your legs trembling, but Toji Fushiguro leaves your legs trembling.
#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujustu kaisen smut#jjk smut#nanami kento smut#nanami kento x reader#getou suguru x reader#getou suguru smut#gojo satoru x reader#gojo satoru smut#toji fushiguro x reader#toji fushiguro smut
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six thirty
+ pairing: armin arlert x (fem) reader
+ genres and warnings: college au, enemies to lovers… kinda… in a very nerdy academic rivalry kind of way, me being a comedian you’re welcome, fluff, smut/nsfw content
+ word count: 5.6k… pls say sike
+ notes: shout out to ryn for listening to me during our very many rambling sessions and also for extorting me into posting this. consider it a late birthday present for my favorite menace </2
+ side notes: no i am not a part of armin nation and i never want to be, nor do i wish speak of this again.
Armin Arlert is the perfect student. Prompt and well prepared during lecture; smart and insightful during office hours; the apple of any teacher’s eye. Unfortunately for him, so are you.
If you asked Armin, you were a little too clever for your own good, and liked to make it very well known that you believe you’re the smartest person in any room you walk into. That may be true, but it doesn’t mean that he has to sit there and worship your superiority complex.
If someone asked you, you’d say that Armin was a know it all, and a manipulative little piece of shit. Again, not a completely false statement, but perhaps a slightly biased character analysis.
Neither of you are wrong. It’s why you’re both the bane of each other’s existence.
There’s a noticeable grimace on your face, chin in your palm, elbows resting atop your desk, as you turn your head to where, sure enough, Armin is seated where he always is: first row, right side, directly in front of the podium, like perfect little teacher’s pet he wants to be. He doesn’t have any books to unpack like everybody else because a shiny, blue iPad is propped up on his desk in place of all of that. He’s robably looking through his pre-written list of showboaty questions to ask during lecture. Like he’s a cut above everyone else.
Maybe some of the other morons in this course, but not you, that’s for damn sure. You bet that if you broke his thousand dollar tablet he wouldn’t think he’s such hot shit anymore. Maybe that would knock him down a couple of pegs.
“Look at him sitting there with his stupid blue eyes, and his stupid Bieber haircut, and his stupid, shiny blonde hair, and his stupid fucking glasses. I bet they’re not even real and he just wears them to—”
“Did you just call his hair shiny?”
You snap your head to your left, “What—no, of course not. I said shoddy, he’s probably a bottle blonde. Maybe all the chemicals from the hair dye seeps into his head and warps his sense of reality.”
“I’m pretty sure you said shiny.”
“Shut up, Annie.”
She raises an eyebrow at you, “You got something against blondes? Because your track record would beg to differ.”
“Once. We kissed once, and it was truth or dare, and we were both sloshed.”
“You still chose me,” she reminds you, pulling her notebook out of her backpack.
You huff, ignoring her words and turning your head back to Armin, this time finding him twirling his stupid fucking expensive Apple Pencil between his fingers like it’s nothing. You can feel your eye begin to twitch.
Perhaps he can, too—or maybe he can just feel your eyes boring holes into him—because he turns in your direction and ceases his pen twirling the moment you make eye-contact. More students filter in, walking past your line of vision, but each time they move, you and Armin meet gazes again; neither one of you daring to look away, a palpable tension between you.
His eyes might be icy blue, but you can see the rose pink tint underneath his skin, even from the distance; a familiar blush that spreads across his nose and cheeks. You exhale with a silent laugh, breaking your eye contact before he grows completely red, just in time for Dr. Zöe to start the lecture.
Everybody thinks that Armin’s so brilliant, so smart, so untouchable. You know that his only genius is that he’s fooling everyone into thinking that he’s the kind, humble, little nerd boy who wouldn’t harm a fly, when that’s far from the truth.
Armin is mean. He’s competitive and possessive and snarky and sly. He’s the definition of a wolf in sheep’s clothing, but you’re pretty sure the only person in the world who might believe that is Eren. Though, you’ve heard some of the insults Armin throws Eren’s way, and they’re not exactly soft. Granted, that’s a factor in any friendship, and most of his jabs are coated with a layer of intellect the brunette likely doesn’t understand, but that doesn’t make Armin any less sarcastic. It just means Eren’s too dumb to know what’s going on.
Poor kid. Maybe it’s for the best.
That’s all to say that Armin is nothing but a big talker—not even; a smooth-talker, is more like it. He comes across as perfect, all good and sweet and soft, because that’s what he lets people see. Nobody else looks through to the sharp tongue and ragged edges, because they’re too busy cooing over innocent blue-eyed baby in front of them.
But you know that Armin, the one he doesn’t want other people to see: the one that’s so good, he’s bad; so sweet that he’s sick; so nice that it’s cruel. And you know just how much pressure to apply to make his façade crack.
And you intend on doing so.
“I don’t know which formula to use—hey, are you two eye fucking again? Cut it out, I’m trying not to fail over here,” Eren exclaims, poking Armin’s shoulder with his pen.
The jab averts the blonde’s attention back to his friend, eyes wide as he blinks himself back to reality. He curses under his breath when he feels a familiar warmth creeping across his cheeks. Few things piss Armin off like the way he gets red in the face after thinking about you, or even just looking at you, for too long. Whether it’s red out of pure annoyance, or another feeling he tries to push down, it’s irritating, and above all, embarrassing.
He spares one more glance over his shoulder, to where you and Annie are sat a few tables away in the library. You’ve looked away by now, focusing back on your notes, but Armin swears he can still see that irritating smirk on your face from this angle.
He rolls his tongue along the inside of his cheek. He should be able to keep it together around you by now, but he can’t, and it bothers him. You bother him.
“We weren’t eye fucking,” he refutes, turning his back to you completely, “She’s such a little know it all sometimes, s’annoying.”
Eren raises an eyebrow. He knows that you and Armin don’t get along, but he doesn’t understand why. Armin knows almost all your friends, and you definitely know all of his—Eren would even go as far as to say that you and him are pretty close friends—so it’s not a matter of not spending time together. You’re also the two smartest people Eren knows. In theory you should have more than enough to talk about together, but every time you’re in the same room, you hardly acknowledge each other outside of surface level commentary, or glances that border on staring.
Thankfully, the bickering remains in the classroom for the most part. Eren’s seen you and Armin go at, and he’ll be the first to admit that it’s beyond intimidating. Though, a little part of him finds it oddly entertaining, and he can’t help but to be impressed. All the more reason for you two to start playing on the same team.
Eren thinks the two of you should get to the root of the issue already. Which, if you asked him, has very little to do with your rivaled academic genius, and a lot to do with your lack of it concerning your feelings for each other.
“She’s not that bad,” Eren vouches for you, “I think you two might get along if you ever spoke outside of trying to one-up each other in class.”
“I’m not trying to one-up anybody,” Armin rolls his eyes, a nasty habit he’s picked up as of late, “And if you stopped and used your brain for a moment, then maybe you could solve the problem.”
“I did use my brain!” Eren’s lips fall into an offended pout, “But none of this makes any sense to me! I fucking hate math, you know that.”
Armin sighs, feeling sympathetic for Eren as he slumps into himself defeatedly. He knows that Eren isn’t dumb, but math in any capacity is certainly not his strong suit. He also knows that he shouldn’t give Eren all the answers, but sometimes he needs a little push to get him there. A little bit of added guidance and motivation to keep him going. It’s either that, or he has to trick Eren into doing the work himself, but clearly that method wasn’t working out today.
“You already solved for the activation energy, now you’re supposed to use the Arrhenius equation in the expanded form.”
Eren’s lips fall into a small o-shape, as his eyes scramble across his paper again. “But—how do you—”
“There’s two measurements given for temperature.”
“Oh. Oh, yeah! Okay, right, but then—”
“You have to convert it to Kelvin first or it won’t work. It’s given to you in Celsius.”
Eren furrows his eyebrows together, and then it finally clicks for him. He mutters to himself as he puts his pencil to paper to begin to work through the problem, “How do I convert—”
“Add 273.15 to it. Make sure you put the bigger one first in the equation, or else you’ll get a negative error.”
“You didn’t even do it,” Eren huffs, angrily punching numbers into his calculator, “How do you know it’s right?”
“Because I took this class already,” Armin reminds him, sparing a brief glance over his shoulder, “Isn’t that why I’m tutoring you?”
Eren coughs over his embarrassed blush, “Oh, yeah, right.”
It’s quiet between them as Eren makes a final attempt at solving the equation, carefully and proudly circling his answer when he’s finished. He looks to Armin with bright eyes, and is content when the blonde gives him a reassuring nod, confirming that his answer is correct.
“Well that was a bitch to work through,” Eren sighs, stretching his arms behind his head with a slight yawn, “Chemistry is nothing but glorified math. It’s barely a science.”
Armin shrugs, but he doesn’t disagree. He isn’t the biggest fan of chemistry, unlike somebody else he knows. “Why’d you take chem if you knew it would have so much math?”
It’s Eren’s turn to shrug, slumping back in his chair and running a hand through his hair, “I gotta take all the pre-med requirements… just in case.”
“You wanna go to med school? Since when?”
Eren averts his eyes from his friend, a telltale sign of his bashfulness coming over him. It doesn’t happen often, but Armin knows it’s sincere when it does.
“Dunno. I’m not sure of it, just wanna keep my options open, you know?” Eren replies casually, “Doctors help make a difference and all that, and surgery looks kind of cool. Besides, if my bastard father could do it, how hard could it really be?”
A gentle smile grows on Armin’s lips, “You can do it. If you really want to, I know you can.”
Eren’s head snaps up, eyes wide and filled with affirmation and adoration. He relaxes his expression quickly after, but the pink hues are still present, “Thanks, Min.”
From his position he catches eye of another head of familiar blonde hair over Armin’s shoulder, and beside it, your own hair. There’s a flash of a moment when your eyes meet Eren’s, and you offer him a small wave before turning back to Annie to resume doing your homework. Eren barely gets the chance to wave back, but a dopey smile sits on his features at your kind gesture. It fades when he looks back to Armin, once again pondering the animosity between you two.
You and Armin aren’t all that different, you just need to get to know each other better. Actually, Eren thinks that you might make a good couple if you both stopped overthinking it.
“So, what’s the deal with you and (_____)?” Eren asks, bending his right knee to wrap his arm around his leg and rest his chin on top of it, “You act like she kicked your cat.”
“What?” Armin questions, flustered, “What—no, she wouldn’t touch Soup.”
Eren quirks an eyebrow at that. “I still can’t believe you named your cat Soup.”
“It’s technically a nickname.”
“A nickname for what?”
“…For Miso Soup.”
Eren blinks. “Okay, if she didn’t mess with Soup, then what’s the issue? You scared of her or something?”
“Why would I be scared of her?” Armin asks, tone incredulous; then softer, more subdued, like a kid who doesn’t want to admit they’re wrong, “’M not scared of her.”
“You stare at her like you are—well, you look kind of angry, but also scared. Like, when you see those balloon things outside of car washes. You hate them, but you can’t look away from them—”
“I am not scared of those!”
“You are, and it’s okay,” Eren waves away his friend’s denial, “Oh, I get it—is this one of those things where she makes you nervous, so you respond with anger and sarcasm instead of thinking through your feelings?”
“You’ve been going to therapy for one month, relax.”
“Maybe you two should go to friend therapy and work this out,” Eren bites back, “It probably doesn’t help that she’s always with Annie. They both look like they would murder someone with no remorse. I admit, it is kind of scary… but it’s kind of hot, too.”
Armin spares him an unamused glare. Eren crosses his arms in defense, “What? I’m not wrong. It’s sexy in a scary kind of way, maybe that’s why you’re always eye fucking. I don’t blame you, she’s hot. I would let her and Annie axe-murder me without regret.”
“Eren?”
“Yeah?”
“Shut up and do problem six, I don’t have all day.”
Eren huffs, but flips the page to the next problem, grumbling under his breath as he attempts the, “It’s not as sexy when you’re mean, you know.”
Armin hits him silent.
Tuesdays are Armin’s favorite days because he only has one class. Sure, it’s three hours long, but it’s much more bearable than his usual eight-hour day.
It’s also the one class he shares with you. Which is why he’s always mentally exhausted by the end of it, but physically, he feels like he could punch a wall; all his pent up anger and frustration is channeled into his body and he’s desperate for an outlet for it. It’s a feeling he hates to love.
Annie seems to have cut class today seeing as she’s not next to you; and it’s almost as if it’s emboldened you to mess with him even more than usual.
He bites his tongue as Dr. Zöe enthusiastically uses your latest point as a segue into the final topic of the evening. He made that same point ten minutes ago. You just worded it differently—admittedly, more concisely, but somehow with a little more nuance, than when he had hesitantly proposed it—and, yeah, maybe you made it sound more convincing, but that didn’t mean that he didn’t come up with it first. If his stupid, fancy stylus didn’t cost upwards of $200 he might have snapped it in half.
You’re definitely the better conversationalist, that much he can admit. Words have never been his forte and he hates the way you can talk circles around him, and that there’s so little he can say to make you stop.
He wishes you would just shut up. In fact, he’d like to shut you up himself.
Thankfully, class ends sooner rather than later. Armin finds himself briefly talking with Dr. Zöe afterwards, most other students having taken the opportunity to leave early for the night. To nobody’s surprise, you’re not one of them, having stuck around to talk to the professor, too.
“The two of you should consider lab research this summer,” Dr. Zöe suggests ardently, walking between the two of you as you exit the lecture hall, “I could really use two students like you!”
Armin chuckles at his boisterous professor. He’s known about the research opportunities at their lab for quite some time now, and he knows that you have, too. “I don’t know that lab work is really my strong suit.”
The three of you come to stop at the hallway intersection, the professor now standing across from you and him. You give them a polite smile, “And I’m not sure that collaboration is mine.”
Armin spares a glance just in time to see you flash one of your own in his direction. Dr. Zöe’s eyes flicker between the two students rapidly, a slight squint to their eyelids.
They aren’t quite sure why their two brightest students seem to despise each other. They wish you two would just get along already, so that they don’t have to spend the summer training half-witted chemical engineering majors how to use basic lab equipment; and instead, conduct some actual research.
“Well, I hope the both of you reconsider,” they smile, “I’ll see you during office hours, I presume?”
You two nod in sync, sending the doctor off with happy smile, just long enough until you see that they’ve turned the corner further down the hall
“Had fun stealing my point earlier?” Armin questions, looking your way as you still wave mindlessly, eye-twitching at your polite façade.
“I would call it improvement,” you tell him, not bothering to turn in his direction; still and smiling waving like the professor can see or hear you, “You should stick to showing, rather than saying. You never were good with your words.”
Armin kisses his teeth together. He’ll give you what you want, if that’s how you want it.
In a fit of irritation, he grabs your moving hand by the wrist, and pulls you down the opposite hallway, not caring for your dramatic wailing behind him.
“Hey, Einstein, the exit is the other way, do you have any idea where we’re going?”
“Ever heard of observational learning? Maybe if you shut up for a second, you would figure it out,” he snaps, pulling you further.
There’s a door on the left that Armin knows is unlocked, and he’s quick to open it and pull you inside. Before you have the chance to glance around, he has you pushed up against the wall, jaw forced up and forward.
He could scoff at the small hitch in your breath at his actions, clearly a little too satisfied with being manhandled; but instead, he takes the opportunity to press your lips together. Armin quite likes the feeling of your lips on his; warm and soft and far too welcoming; a rare moment of silence.
“Someone could hear us.”
Or not so silent.
“Then be quiet,” he snarls.
Armin feels your fingers weave themselves into his hair, scraping along his undercut in sync with his lips trailing down your jaw. A groan falls from his when he feels you tug at the ends of the strands, just hard enough to force his face back to eye level with yours.
“You’re the one with the big mouth.”
“You’re so smart, huh. Always got something to say,” Armin lets out a low chuckle, deft fingers running down your sides to squeeze at your waist, “You can be really fuckin’ annoying, you know that.”
You mirror half of his ministrations, letting your right hand trail down his chest barely brushing over the very visible bulge in his jeans, before hooking your index finger under the belt loop, effectively pulling him closer to you.
The smile on your face is dirty, but you’re not laughing like he was, “Do something about it then.”
His blue eyes grow cloudy as he takes a good look at you; slowly rakes over your features, from that stupid, snarky look in your eyes, to your kiss-bruised lips, down to your chest, and back up again. Armin finds himself copying your smirk for all the wrong reasons. But it’s your own fault; you always did like to push him one step over the edge.
“Fine.”
Despite your twisted grin there’s a look in your eyes that’s eager; willing; ready for the taking. That same look you have when you talk over him in class; when you pretend to ignore him around your mutual friends; when you want him to fuck you stupid.
Armin uses his right hand to cup your jaw again, closing the distance between your mouths with a less than gentle kiss. He feels your groans reverberating through his body, waves of heat accompanying them and going straight to his erection. Your arch your back into the kiss, but he forces you backwards, left hand flat against your tummy.
Following suit, he pushes himself against your body, pressing his knee between your legs; the thin fabric of your stockings doing little to prevent your thighs from rubbing against him.
He swipes his tongue over the seam of your lips, earning a frenzied whine when glides his tongue across yours, and teasingly licks at the roof of your mouth. Your tongue is lithe against his, but somehow just as deceptive and sly as always, and Armin would be a fool to deny that he loved it.
There’s a spark flickering in his stomach when you push your center harshly against his; and it’s only ignited further when he feels you bite his bottom lip. A guttural growl escapes him, his right hand moving to your throat with practiced ease, pushing the back of your head into the wall.
He pauses for a moment, drinks in your wide eyes and desperate visage, “You are the single most frustrating person I’ve ever met in my entire life.”
And he couldn’t get enough of it if he tried. He couldn’t get enough of you.
You must see through his words, into the grainy expression of adoration in his eyes, because he can see it filtering into yours, pupils dilating with both want and care.
“Aw, baby, I love you, too,” you pout, leaning forward as best to can to peck him on the lips, “Now, shut me up and fuck me. It’s exhausting being this pretty and smart-mouthed, you know.”
Armin dips his head into your neck, squeezes against the column of your throat with warning until he hears a gasp escape from your lips. He presses gentle kisses into your skin, in stark contrast to the increasing pressure from his fingers, waiting for one last request, and then, finally—“Please.”
He smiles, loosens his grip for a moment, just long enough to hear your pretty panting, before slotting his lips against yours again. Your moans are lewd and sloppy and breathless between kisses, and it makes his dick twitch in his pants. You really are so fucking loud. And he wouldn’t have it any other way.
He uses his free hand to push your skirt up, and subsequently dip past the weak barrier of your tights and underwear. The slightest flicker of his fingers against your center has you choking out a moan, and Armin is forced to press his right thumb harder against your neck.
“Quiet,” he reminds you, “You asked nicely, so I’ll give you what you want. No need to be loud about it.”
He watches you nod with short and restricted movements, a sadistic kind of power washing over him at your eager compliance. He uses his middle finger to rub slow, careful circles around your clit; the feeling of your wet cunt against his fingers, coupled with your wanton moaning only spurs on the throbbing in his pants.
“Armin,” you whine, impatiently; but he expected that of you, “Don’t tease.”
His eyes flash to yours briefly, pressing his lips to yours again to swallow your shuddered moans. He dips his tongue into your mouth at the same time he does his middle finger into your cunt. An obscene moan echoing through the classroom, as Armin feels your body arching into his again; feels your fingers frantically flying to his hair, searching for purchase to anchor yourself on.
He pulls away in time to add another digit and watch you groan underneath him. He pushes both his fingers in to the knuckle, carefully curling them upwards to elicit the prettiest sound out of you. He has to admit, it’s probably his favorite thing to hear come out of your mouth.
He keeps a steady pace, pumping his fingers in and out of your pussy with perfect friction, teetering between letting you moan his name and choking you silent. Your hands are frantic in his hair, grasping and pulling and so, so, desperate, Armin can’t help but to finger fuck you harder.
“You want one more?” he questions, but his voice is taunting, words ghosted over your lips just out of reach for you to kiss.
He can feel your leg trembling against his, see you pupils shaking along with your shaking head. Armin stops to smile; he thought you might do that. He could probably make you cry right now if he wanted to. Maybe later.
“Want you to fuck me,” your words short and ragged, eyebrows raised when he uses his thumb to press lightly against your clit, “Armin, please.”
The blonde shakes his head, “You’re dumber than you look if you think I’m gonna fuck you in a classroom, baby, so if you want to cum now, you better tell me.”
You have the audacity to pout of all things, “You’re mean.”
Armin lets out a breathless laugh. “You like it,” he leans forward to peck you sweetly, “So, what’ll it be?”
“Fine, but I want head later, too,” you tell him, words becoming less firm when Armin teases his ring finger against your slit, “Please.”
Armin hums in compliance, leaning forward to kiss you again, this time with more tact, and he chases your whines when he finally pushes a third finger inside of you.
“Look at you,” he croons breaking your kiss and forcing your head back again, “You take it so well.”
“Ah—fuck, there, Armin—there,” you cry, wet heat squeezing around his fingers in intermittent spasms.
Armin watches your chest heave with desperate breaths, air stuttering to pass from your lips to your lungs with his hand around your neck. He can feel your walls constricting around his fingers, feel your body shaking underneath him when he increases his pace. He curls his fingers again, just right, just until he hears you sing a strained call of his name. And when he feels your nails scraping down the nape of his neck, and the slight weight of your body convulsing, Armin knows you’re done for.
He’s nice enough to fuck you through your orgasm, shallow thrusts of his fingers bringing you to and down from your high as he watches you pant for him. He presses small kisses against your throat, up, up, up, until he’s kissing you, and carefully pulling his fingers out.
He removes his hand from your neck, and slides it down your waist to offer you support. He’s not prepared for your sudden pull on his neck, forcing him into a kiss that conveys your content; he’s quick to raise his left hand, palm meeting the wall to hold himself up against your sporadic actions, chuckling lightly into your kiss. You were always so reckless and happy after an orgasm.
You kiss him like you have him wrapped your finger despite being the one pleading moments ago. You do, so he supposes it’s not unwarranted; and he welcomes your flirtatious kisses despite the annoying blush they always bring forth.
And sure enough, he can feel his face on fire when you pull away. Armin scoffs internally at himself; he really should be able to keep it together around you by now. But when you kiss him like that, you kind of make it hard to think straight.
“You’re so good when you’re not… pretending to be good,” you hum, a blissful, hazy look on your features as you wrap your arms around his neck.
Armin shakes his head with a chortle of disbelief; leans forward to kiss you again, “’M not pretending. I am good.”
“Yeah, you’re such a good little saint that arguing with your girlfriend turns you on,” you taunt him, “It’s okay, Armin, you can admit it.”
He groans, out of shallow annoyance this time, and it makes you giggle. “Why are you acting like you’re not complicit in this?”
“Oh, no, no, no,” you refute with an exaggerated roll of your eyes, “You get turned on by hearing me talk about biochemistry. I like it when you tell me to shut up about it. We are not the same.”
“Yeah, because you look hot doing it,” he tells you, “Speaking of which, Eren called you hot today, so I kind of need you to slip a neurotoxin in his Gatorade.”
“Aw, Eren thinks I’m hot? Tell him I think he’s hot, too,” you bat your eyelashes at him, but Armin only offers you an unimpressed glare in return.
“I think he might be onto us, actually,” Armin notes, affectionately bumping his nose against yours.
“If he’s onto us, then it’s because you’re the one giving it away, not me.”
“Oh, because you could never do anything wrong, right?”
“Right,” you flash him an overconfident smile before reaching up to kiss to the tip of his nose, “See you’re so smart, baby.”
Armin shakes his head again in disbelief. You’re a handful, he can see that much.
“Come on,” he prompts, “We should go, I still have to finish my lab write up, and I know you haven’t started your paper.”
Armin tries to motion you forward, but is stopped when he feels your hand combing through his hair, and sees the genuine spark of concern in your eyes. “The one for your elective? I thought you said you were going to finish it on Monday.”
“I was,” Armin admits, “But then I didn’t.”
“You want me to help you with it?” you offer kindly, pushing his bangs back and letting your hands fall down the sides of his face, palms resting against his ears.
He nods gently, turning his head to press a kiss into your left palm, before wrapping his hand around your wrist, “I can help you outline your paper.”
You nod in return, and Armin spares one more kiss, before pulling your hand away to lace your fingers together.
Thankfully, nobody’s around to catch you exiting the classroom, or see you holding hands as you make your way out of the building and towards the bus stop. This was Armin’s favorite part of any Tuesday; the one time he could hold your hand on campus without the fear of getting caught by your friends.
He reasons that you guys should probably tell them soon, though, especially if Eren might have an idea of what’s going on. You were bound to get caught sooner rather than later. That, or Eren and Sasha would start meddling.
“If you think Eren knows, then Mikasa definitely knows,” you note, swinging your intertwined hands as you walk through the parking lot as a shortcut.
“Maybe if you actually remembered to hide Soup’s toys, there would be less evidence for her to piece together.”
“Yeah, well, maybe if you didn’t forget when your midterms are, I wouldn’t have to emergency cat sit the hour before Mikasa comes around, and there wouldn’t be any toys to hide in the first place.”
“I’m bad with dates, you know that!” Armin pouts, “I don’t say anything when you forget about ten page papers until four hours before they’re due.”
“You’re saying something right now, actually.”
“That’s not what I—you know, you’re so—”
Armin’s quiet when he feels your lips pressed against his cheekily, “Annoying. I know. You like it. You’re not very good at staying mad for very long.”
Armin’s tempted to roll his eyes yet again—he really needs to quit it, or at the very least, get your own temper under control before it’s irreversible and completely rubbed off on him—but takes the opportunity to kiss your forehead, instead.
“You’re lucky you’re cute.”
Your eyes twinkle under his affections. “And that you love me?”
He nods, “And that I love you.”
“And that you’re gonna fuck me before you make me write my paper when we get home, right?”
Armin chuckles and presses another kiss to your forehead, “We’ll see about that one.”
Hange huffs as they make their way through the parking. They always forget their keys in their office, and always, inconveniently park half-way across the campus. In their defense, this parking lot is free, and the one closest to the Medical Sciences building is not. So, really, capitalism is the one to blame for their frequent late night car lot strolls.
They hear two familiar voices bickering just as they’re about to step into their car, and are more than surprised to see their two favorite students walking together. Walking together and holding hands. Wait—you and Armin are walking together and holding hands?
Hange blinks for a moment, drowning out the sounds of the conversation after they see you two kiss. Their jaw practically falls to the asphalt and they might not blink for a full two minutes as they process what they just saw.
Their trance is broken when it finally, finally clicks together, and Hange has to try their hardest to contain their squeals before sitting in the driver’s seat, an overly forceful slam to the car door following. They waste no time fumbling with the pockets of their lab coat to fish out their phone, and make a call to their favorite math professor.
“Levi, I told you Arlert and (_____) had to know each other outside of class! I think they might be dating! You know what this means, right? I can have them both in the same lab without worrying they might start a chemical fire, and I won’t have to hire two brick heads this summer!”
Levi has never hung up a call more quickly in his life.
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101 Cute dates & bucket list
Little fire pit on the beach (middle of the night, private)
Toasting marshmallows & making cute smores
Observing the night sky through a telescope together / watch the stars on a clear sky in the middle of no where
A midnight dip in water (lake, ocean, etc. As long as it's safe)
Skinny dip under a full moon & to kiss passionately on a platform on the lake
To go on a small camping trip just the two of us
To visit the candy shop and pick each other's candy bags for only us to share them between us anyway
Getting crepes with you and eating them side by side
Taking you lingerie shopping so you can see the outfit as I buy it and the level of excite I know you have knowing you'll get to tear it off later
Sharing a bath with you (where we both fit comfortably or just tucked in a little where we can laugh about it)
Baking cookies so we can have them with our coffee in the morning
Taking you to a coffee roaster hut so you can experience amazing coffee
Going to a little tea house & plantation so we can support local business and enjoy the joys of freshly brewed tea
Picking what the other person must eat off the menu at a new venue / a place we've never been to before
Throwing a dart on a map and going to where ever it lands for a small holiday / trip (could be a city map, regional, state, national or global)
Decorating and making a floating lantern to release into the night sky (a la tangle)
Icing biscuits to look like things we like (e.g. ourselves, frogs or whatever your heart desires)
Smooshing whipped cream onto your nose and kissing/licking it off ♡
Making something together in a pottery class for ourselves n one another
Volunteering at a farm to help around (muster, harvest, etc.)
Go fruit picking together recreationally
Go to as many different distilleries and breweries as we can
Try to make bread together
Have our own Minecraft world together
Complete stardew valley & cattails ♡
Take a cooking/pastry lesson
Take Polaroid photos of our time together (on a trip or small adventure)
Go for a little hike together
Go swim in a little unknown ish water hole and push boundaries of comfort
Go to a cinema late at night (last screening of the evening, maybe wear matching pajamas) and buy popcorn / sneak snacks in. Cuddle in the cinema and watch a cute film together (be one of the only people in the cinema)
Have s/o read my favourite book to me aloud before bed time
Make jam & preserve food items & dry ingredients to make tea, etc.
Make chocolates for you (home made)
Grow my own flowers for us to admire
Start a small veggie patch & harvest our own produce to have a "self sufficient" dinner night
Volunteer at an animal shelter
Go to a farmer's market together / local fruit market and buy ingredients we will make into a meal together that evening
Become animal foster parents & successfully get our lil foster a fur-ever home
Do a hot food challenge or some sort of food challenge together
Go to a day spa for a "couple's retreat"
Make your favourite food (lasagne) on your birthday 🥰 / a random day
Steal a shopping trolly and race around an abandon area of the car park thinking we are in go karts & take photos
Dress up as the cool ghosts in the "blanket ghost" trend and take cute photos in odd locations
Explore an abandoned building together and theorize about the past / research about it
Have a little picnic in a field / park
Take a dance lesson together (ballroom) and be clumsily cute on trying something "new"
Sleep next to you & wake up beside you 🥺
Make your lunch for work & wake up early to make an awesome meal!
Make a random meal really late in the evening spontaneously to satisfy a craving
Have a new years kiss
Look at Christmas lights on houses together
Watch all the Harry Potter movies one after another together
Finish a series that either person is interested more initially in but both like towards the end
Do a cute skincare date! (Face masks)
Go to a food festival and try as much food as we can, get creative - pick the other's meals out to switch it up a little
Go paint balling together and try it out (even if I may not be as good as you. :< I'll try!!)
Try laser tag if paint ball doesn't go so well, feel free to invite friends to both events for more fun :) or go karting (something I've never done before)
Go horse riding together sometime
Cook with a campfire / burring our food in the ground for it to cook (Like damper)
Volunteer to plant trees
Become regulars at a small bar
Play pool/billards together
Check out a timezone arcade and play as much as we can :3 see how many prizes we can win and be merry
Have a board game night (catan, uno, monopoly, dnd etc.) Together with friends or strangers
Visit movie world (theme park) and dress up a little! / usj / Disneyland
Play pinball and we swap between balls to see how far we can go together!!!
Have a little date with the power off (candles, moon lit dinner, board games and no electronics! Be cute and creative)
Donate blood, with moral support or together :3
Go foraging for edible fruits, vegetables, etc. And make a meal out of it :3 research and have fun
Make a little stone tower together and take a photo of the creation (balancing stones)
Plant sunflowers and look after them for a whole season ♡ alternatively pick said flowers when ripe and give them as a gift to love ones
Do a Lego / puzzle set together ♡♡
Capture a little froggy and set him free (clean him up and take him to somewhere safe)
Watch horror films or movies we haven't seen before even if it's silly (.e.g the room )
Visit an aquarium and stare at the little jellies in the jelly room
Go to see a musical, play or ballet together 🥰
Dress up and go on a spontaneous date around town, over dressed for the occasion but having fun
Sunset and nibbles planned date 🥺
Go on a theme crawl, e.g. coffee, tea, wine, pub, cocktail, ramen, etc.
rent bikes to travel around on whilst doing a theme crawl
Dinner theatre or dinner murder mystery event together! Something a little less tame and wacky but still just as fun (something I've never done before)
escape room (challenge ourselves to do it within the time set!)
Ice skate together, trip & fall and catch one another on the ice being cute (maybe rent the kiddy pusher to help you out and be dorks)
Mosh and go to A small band performing concert together / go to A concert for an artist one or both like
Hot air balloon ride ^-^ (waking up early and having our own "Up" moment)
Ride in a helicopter one day to see the world like the birds that fly in the sky
Buy a plant or two at a nursery and take them home to look after
Go roller skating, reliving our teenage years with a limited budget, eat old skool candy and slushies.
Surprise birthday party
Outdoor cinema, watch a film on a projector and have fun on some outdoor cushions
Have a little boho tent and lunch date set up as a surprise
Dance under the moonlight and shining stars together just swaying and holding one another
Overnight at a bed & breakfast together, sleep in and enjoy breakfast in bed whilst away from phones
Have a little bonfire moment at home, write down your deepest desire, secrets, fears and burn them
Take a personality test together just to see the results
Read books in a little book cafe & drink our favourite drinks whilst snuggled up in a book nook
Do a little tarot reading & see a psychic or medium
Raise a pet together
Buy some helium balloons & change our voices whilst doing something (e.g. a speak type board game)
Wake up with you kissing me / wake you up with kisses
Plan a vacation together
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Magic Lantern - Prologue
Location: Seisou Hall Courtyard Characters: Subaru & Sora Season: Autumn Writer: Akira
< Middle of October. Seisou Hall courtyard. >
Subaru: Hey~ Daikichi~? Where’d you go?
We’re playing hide and seek after tag? Come on, you know I’ve never won a single game against you.
(Hmm… I underestimated him. I thought it would be fine for me to let go of Daikichi’s leash around the Seisou Hall area.)
(He’s usually tied to the leash, so I wanted to let him have a taste of freedom once in a while!)
(Daikichi’s like me – we both love being free…☆)
(But I was careless. I should’ve known he would be over the moon once he learns he’s free, and would run around everywhere. He loves freedom as much as I do, after all.)
(It’s not the season for dogs to run around the garden happily~)
Sora: Heey! Sparkling Onii-san!
Subaru: Hm? That sounds like…?
Uhh? Oh, there you are! Heey, Yellow Kid~♪
What’re you doing up there? You’ll get hurt if you fall!
Sora: HaHa~♪ Sora is playing by himself! Sora’s trying to go from the school to Seisou Hall to Sora’s room without ever touching the ground or the floor~♪
Subaru: Sounds interesting! Don’t know if there’s any point in doing that, though!
Sora: It’s something you do because there’s no point in it! Master~ told me that~♪
Subaru: Ahaha! It definitely sounds like something Natsume would say – Natsume language is full of confusing things that are hard to understand!
Sora: No, it’s a magic spell ♪
Subaru: All the stuff about magic and spells is just pretending, right? …Well, anyway.
Yellow Kid! Sorry for bothering you while you’re busy playing, but have you seen Daikichi around here?
Sora: Daikichi? Your dog?
Subaru: Yeah! He stays with my mum when I’m busy with work, but he’s turned into a wild thing since the last time I saw him!
My mum spoils Daikichi way too much.
Sora: Hmm. So does that mean Daikichi decided to run away because you’re stricter than your mum?
Subaru: No, my mum spoils me too. I’m the type of Subaru Akehoshi who’s famous because I’m strict with both myself and others.
Sora: There are other types? Are they differentiated by colour?
Subaru: Nope! There’s always only one of me in the world…☆
…Uhh, what were we talking about? Yellow Kid, you tend to latch on to weird parts of the conversation, so it just goes nowhere~
Sora: Really? Sora hasn’t heard many people calling Sora “weird” lately~
But! It makes it sound like it was Sora’s fault, so Sora will find Daikichi as an apology! It should be super easy to spot him if Sora looks from a high place~♪
Subaru: No, it’s not your fault at all. I guess that part of you is a bit weird and odd~ I shouldn’t be the one saying that, though.
Sora: HiHi~♪ Target found! Daikichi is digging a hole in a corner of the courtyard~
He was easy to spot because he was wiggling about! Wild animals are good at erasing their presence, so it’s hard to find their “colour”?
Alrighty! This way, Sparkling Onii-san!
Subaru: Woah, don’t just jump down like that. It’s dangerous, you know…?
Sorry. You were having fun playing but I’m just being a bother.
Sora: It’s fine! Sora prioritises someone’s happiness over Sora’s fun!
Subaru: That so? My dad was the same sort of idol. The more he loved and cared about someone, the more the people around him suffered.
Sora: ……? I don’t really understand but Daikichi’s this way! Look over here, Daikichi ♪
Subaru: Ohh, you’re right. Thanks, Yellow Kid – you’ve got quite a sharp eye.
Sora: That’s Sora’s good point! Sora’s good at hunting for easter eggs~♪
Subaru: It’s not really the season for easter, though? Is that game slang or something? Natsume has a habit of using weird words like that and smiling to himself~
Anyway, look at you, Daikichi… Why did you leave your master behind and run off? You’re a disgrace to the Akehoshi family.
Sora: You don’t have to go that far. Wait, is that just a casual joke people would use towards their family members?
…HuHu~?
Subaru: What’s up now, Yellow Kid?
Sora: Well… The spot Daikichi was digging at is super sparkly and glittery.
Subaru: Really? Daikichi loves things that sparkle, after all~ It’s a trait of the Akehoshi family!
In my family, we’ve been dedicating our lives ever since we were a baby to mastering the secret behind all things that sparkle!
But, huh? There’s nothing sparkly there at all? There’s some sort of device-looking thing that’s covered in dirt, though…?
Sora: Yes! It looks sparkly to Sora!
Hmm? What is this? Sora hasn’t seen this sort of shape before.
Could it be something from a UFO…?
Next Chapter →
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Oh, don’t mind us, we’re just carving up our pumpkins and spiking the apple cider. We’ve been busy preparing some spooky treats for the little goblins and ghouls around town. Lil’ Rollie’s costume is supposed to be a real showstopper this year from what we’ve heard.
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