#You should know this

[five-of-cr]

jack and kit: i don't think either of us is the type to post a thirst trap

also jack and kit:

bonus:

[heyyitsjayy]

Finally getting around to watching Mentopolis after catching up with Burrow’s End and visibly vibrating at the incorrect Komodo dragon fact.

I know Brennan is the Bird Guy™️ BUT

[codenamejudas]

"No, sleep banishment, not sleep aid. The weirdo person that bit me says they've got a sleepytime banishment bottle for a hundred bucks."

"Oh? Can I meet them?"

[ask-hero-omori]

you know, c & y spell candy?

... No, it doesn't- WAIT.

OH. OH. I get it! C-AND-Y spells CANDY!

You're so funny, Sunny! (Hehe, that rhymed!)

[chaotic-newt]

Do it jiggle when you fell from heaven?

The giggle of my ass cheeks alerted the spawn of hell of my fall and Lucifer quaked in fear as I met his gaze with my cheeks flapping in the wind like a predator bird

[sketchyelvenasss]

Hehehe 😈

[poppy-ghost]

people who come into my job to have their computers fixed talk such big talk sometimes. everyone thinks they're special and they can skip the line ahead of the 40 other fucking laptops & pcs in the back who have already been in. then this guy last night bitched for an hour talked to 3 managers because he "spoke to someone on the phone who works here" that we could do a data transfer in less than an hour. which is actually impossible and he came in at 6 pm, two hours before we closed anyways. & then talked big about how he would pay extra to cut in front of everyone (which we don't do) and then when we FINALLY checked him in I was telling him the price for all his shit and he was like "UM excuse me." like incredulous. you said you'd pay to cut the line and then when I tell you the actual cost for diagnostics, data transfer, basic setup & software install you act like a little bitch again

[twinktor-frankenstein]

Why is laughing at your own jokes frowned apon??? I said it cause it's funny, it's not my fault I'm fucking delightful. Learn to appreciate it.

[simplydeus]

If you are writing a book, there is no excuse. A failure to do this means to alienate a huge portion of your audience who value realistic worldbuilding. Remember this

Writing a historical novel means knowing how far they can travel on a horse, This is good info right here.

(via Pinterest)

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[saltywinteradult]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[starrysharks]

ghanaian miku

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[kensatou]

meanwhile notes put up by the guy hired by my dad to help with foreign guests at his little ryokan in rural japan (“my english is not perfect,” said the guy earnestly. “but i think i can always get the meaning across.” “great,” said my dad. “that’s all that matters.”):