#You don't wanna know how many anime plushies I'm going to make

[thyandrawrites]

Attempting to design an amigurumi chibi and one of his hips is at a shaper angle than the other nfndjsk I accidentally gave him scoliosis

[doeshrine]

Any general headcanons for doe; romantic or just regular guy stuff :]

You guys really wanna know MORE!? AHH I have had no one to talk about my beloved Doe with AH! Sorry sorry! I'm done gushing! Genuinely just happy to talk about them.

TW: YANDERE RELATED TOPICS

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John Doe absolutely goes by he/they pronouns. No ya'll can't take this from me.

Even in their female form which is often referred to as "Jane Doe", I feel like that would just piss them off. I think just bc he changes his presentation doesn't mean you get to misgender them. I think despite presentation changes he'd still be himself and still go by John Doe.

So Regular Guys are pretty much pests in the Uncanny Valley. John Doe's eyes are kinda of explained in House Hunted 2 that he has to physically split his eye in half so he blends in. Personally, I think that's got to be uncomfortable all the time, so at home he does go from two eyes to one eye since he feels comfortable about it.

Many would think he's controlling which I think he can be occasionally, but not on purpose. Due to some of the things he has been through all alone, I think he views himself being controlling as protecting you, and while yeah he's a whole yandere I think he's more than willing to hear you out on making him comfortable while also accommodating your- freewill lol.

He hisses at people.

He stares at you when you sleep. There is no way ya'll convince me otherwise.

He doesn't require sleep but understands that you prefer to snuggle in bed with him at night.

He hates any of your plushies. He thinks if you hug them, you like them more than him- but he won't throw them away. He likes how soft they are.

He stutters a lot when trying to explain his feelings to you. He isn't used to people viewing him as a person over a pest.

Despite being a yandere, he is oddly good at communication if you teach him what it is and how to understand boundaries. He's going to slip up and you gotta understand that when going into the relationship.

He just orders takeout a lot. I have a weird headcanon that Regular Guys can make things from thin air so when he orders food he hands them money he just conjures. ((This man accidentally inflates the economy one eldritch magic dollar at a time.))

When he gets all hyper-realistic, he doesn't acknowledge it as "scary" to him he's sort of blind to it happening. While yes he is physically doing it, he doesn't see it so he just- kinda thinks you're being mean to him if you freak out. I think he's a visual learner so cues such as covering your eyes help him understand you're just uncomfortable, but don't love him any less.

He lets you pet his hair and despite the curls it never knots or tangles. Like it never knots up.

He isn't good with animals. Except crows love him. He likes crows.

He does try to clutter your home- and uh that's gonna require you explaining to him that humans need clean spaces to live.

Did I mention he's jealous? However, he can be really subtle about it. He just glares or waits till you turn to go hyper-realistic on someone.

He has an existential crisis in one breath, but in the next will ask you to pass the popcorn. (he is unwell)

For my FNAF bitches, he would listen to your info dump about the FNAF lore any day of the week. Any kind of hyperfixation or special interest of yours he will listen to you talk about it. He can keep up with however you talk and will never ask you to speed up slow down or stop talking. He just likes you.

He can help with chores, water CANNOT be involved.

In his Lil' Doe form (I HAVE DIBS ON THE NICKNAME >XP), he takes dust baths, but because he isn't human he doesn't have to take traditional showers. He can't too or his form does break down so please take care of him.

Despite him hating you taking showers, he learns to accept it due to the fact you explain it is a health thing. He realizes a human being is much more complex than a Regular Guy physically and requires more care than a dust bath.

He makes sure you eat. If you don't eat he becomes paranoid you will die.

Has he killed people for you? Yep.

Kinda running out of thoughts!

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

hii!

i saw you post and wanted to give it a try :)

So, I'm a 18 y/o girl from Italy and I love reading, writing and painting. I have a very soft spot for animals and everything regarding nature. I'm an INFJ, and I love everything dark academia, but my guilty pleasure is Sanrio, especially pompompurin and hello kitty.

I don't know how but after all these years of watching Haikyuu, Atsumu had really made his way into my heart, which I didn't think would have been possible since at first I didn't really like his personality.

I really like a good strangers to friends to lovers, or flirty/teasing atsumu who only behaves like this with her x oblivious! reader who thinks he hates her beacuse he acts differently with her than when he is with his friends.

Sorry if this is too long!

Flirty!Atsumu x Oblivious!Reader hcs

warnings: cussing & so much fluff wtf

gif credit ; dividers credit

When you two first met, he probably thought you were so cute from the start and has had his eyes on you ever since

At first he thought he had no chance with you though, seeing as your personalities didn't seem to be so compatible and you certainly didn't seem to be interested in him at all

As time passed, though, you two realized you had a lot more in common than you thought, and despite your personalities being different, you started to get along pretty well

He loves going on walks with you and having picnics on forests/near rivers/lakes etc.

He absolutely goes exploring with you and you too find so many cute animals (he's... not the most careful person though, so he probably got himself bitten/stung by animals more than once. he still loves going with you though)

He loves your paintings and often asks you to paint stuff for him (usually portraits of him, but sometimes he's asked for a funny picture of his brother or some cute animal). He insists to pay you even if you say it's not necessary and he absolutely will NOT take a no for an answer

He gets bored when you're reading because you can't pay as much attention to him, but he still gets you books he thinks you'll like. Like. for no particular reason, he just comes up sometimes with a book and goes "oh yeah i saw it and it had a pretty cover and i thought you'd like it"

Same with Sanrio stuff, he buys you so much stuff (plushies, stationery, even shirts or other accesories) and even if you say you're embarassed about liking it, that only makes him buy you even more Sanrio stuff. He does call you a coward bc of that though

Once he fully accepted his huge crush on you, his gifts often came with some over-the-top compliment from him. Which you thought was just sarcasm, especially because he was didn't wanna sound too clingy/weird so he kept a straight face while complimenting you (or attempted to do so, at least. most of the times he just looked constipated lmao)

One day you tell him to cut the bullshit and stop giving you sarcastic compliments and he just. freaks out and screams that he's in love with you and can't believe you thought he was being sarcastic this whole time

When you two get officially together, the gifts and commissions and compliments only multiplied, with the difference that now he smiles and stares at you all heart-eyes instead of frowning

hope you liked it! sorry this took a bit, i've been a bit busy

[nochi-quinn]

the legend of vox machina season 3 episode 2: prisoners of ank'harel OR this isn't a metaphor for anything

orthax: SOULS OF THE DAMNED ripley: two bagels

"it has a name?"

that bite was unnecessary

"skip intro" how dare you

apparently taliesin (iirc) pushed to go "more anime"

raven queen can't even let him live through the intro

I just realized this will probably play into "bard's lament" if/when we get there - scanlan fucking off without telling anyone what he's doing, but suddenly it's everybody else's fault for not asking what he was doing

get you a man who'll impersonate a police officer for you

apparently they did a whole conlang for this? (probably not a WHOLE conlang, unless they're planning ahead for bell's hells already)

okay I'm reading ahead B U T anna "a weapon in the hand of every farmboy" "poor farming family killed by government forces" ripley vs percy "not only nobility but literally the ruling family" "I have no interest in revolution" de rolo

idk why but "villain kidnaps hero bc they can't figure out how to make the thing work" is one of my favorite tropes

I! wanna! see! gilmore's! parents!

matt singing MATT SINGING

"motherfucker" literally!

there are so many good expression in this season ugh

easter egg watch: taste of tal'dorei goblet, birdhouse has "pock o'pea" carved into it, tickets to the DreamScape Theatre, Little Mister plushie

(I'm sure there's more but I can't frame by frame on prime)

can't believe grog stole that child's gun

gilmore you have to tell me if you're a dragon or it's entrapment

diversity win! the smoke demon uses they/them pronouns!

I don't know what about their time together made her think he WOULDN'T immediately build a bomb

oh I know that bullet popping out felt awful

not as bad as getting shot, obviously, but still

scanlan. just. he's genuinely trying. but no one knows him well enough to KNOW that this is him trying because he doesn't taLK TO PEOPLE it's fine I'm fine

mala: vex's dragon sense is definitely reacting to the little dragonling. and nothing else.

"honesty is rare these days" except he's still lyinnnnng

prepare him for the whatnow

scanlan no

"you can't hate me out of being your father"

unnecessary

double unnecessary

hey I hate this

hey I Hate This

it's funny bc sam riegel is phoenix wright

was the invisibility always a cabal's ruin thing? I gotta go look up cabal's ruin.

Significantly Backlit Perc'halia Scenes

"I just wanted you to know I've been thinking" we're all very proud of you

with WHOMST

matt singing MATT SINGING

ABOUT MARION

oh hey ronin was the little gun boy

[master-of-stupidity]

Fuck it gonna put all my Tangled rants into a single thread that I'll just continue on if needed-

Oldest to newest btww (also spoilers most of these r about Eugene btw ik ik I'm a lil autistic spare me 💀)

That one part of Bruno is Orange but Eugene coded-

"Did you hear about that Father

Sent his own infant son away

And said "It's to *dangerous* for

you to stay so, I had to *save* you" "

I may be cringe but I am FREE

Yo omg ok so my brother is singin a Into the Woods song while I look at Tangled stuff n it made me remember a scene from the play where Gothel yells at the Prince "Rapunzel can think for herself!" n like- dude Cass said the same thing in Cassandra's Revenge to Eugene! Ooo girlll-

The way I would kill so many ppl if it meant getting a series about Lance n Eugene as kids like broooo imagineee-

Its crazy how like I'll be enjoying my day than suddenly I'll see a post of a mf going "Hey what if Eugene thought he was a yr younger cuz he was like a rlly scrawny kid?" Yeah ok sure n what if I hit u with a *metal pole*

My tangled ocs r so random its hilarious- like it goes from a bodyguard,a greedy businessman,a ringleader,n than that one serial killer who turns ppl into meat pies like how did we get here???? 😭🙏

I just remembered like just a few days ago my brother randomly said "vase" while playing Fortnite n my ass just said "vAHse" just to fck w/ him n like that kinda reminded me of that one scene of Eugene n Cass like damn they were sibling coded frrr lmao I miss em

Wdym there was a scrapped Eugene n Lance childhood episode??🧍And WDYM it's literally everything I ever wished for and more???????? 😃

Would love to see Eugene n Martin Kratt interact solely to see Martin be appalled n slowly lose his mind over how Eugene knows jackshit about animals 💀🙏

I think the Eugene genderbends look so weird to me because none of them kept the infamous goatee like cmon man don't be a coward give that girl some facial hair 🗣🗣

I should not be relating Heather's music to scenes from Tangled the Series yet here we r 😭

Omggg thinking about how Eugene proposing to Rapunzel in tts came from his abandonment issues n him literally not being able to see a life without Rapunzel omgg shut upppp leave me ALONEEE

Literally despise with every fiber of my being how the writers of the shitty Wreck it Ralph 2 movie had fcking RAPUNZEL of all ppl say "Do ppl assume all ur problems were solved just because a big strong man showed up?" They fcking HATEE the movie Tangled *so much* bro istggg

OMFG THE VOICE OF KING FREDRIC FROM TANGLED IS MR. FCKING KRABS WHAT?????

The way I wanna be bold n talk more about the "Over the Corona Walls" ep- esp about Staylan n Eugene n all the icky implications of that but I'm also so scared too cuz I fear ppl won't take me seriously or think I'm overanalyzing too much 😭🙏

Lowkey not over the fact Eugene was willing to trap himself back in an abusive relationship, "leaving" the one person he HAS died for n would die for again, all to save his best friend like bro don't TALK TO MEEEE

As u can tell I am totally normal n not at all ill about Eugene or this show 😁

What if I gave Eugene like- slight wedding trauma after the whole "Beyond the Corona Walls" incident??? I think it'd be kinda cool n in character ngll 🤭🤭

No but that prompt for the unaired Lance n Eugene episode STILL makes me so fcking ill bro stg can't STAND those mfss bro 😭😭

"And if I gave up on being *pretty* I wouldn't know how to be ALIVE" is SO Eugene coded idc idc idccccc

You think if I put Eugene Fitzherbert in The Amazing Digital Circus he'd be a walking dumpster fire considering he needs an identity to function n in TADC u like- quite literally don't have one??? 💀

Was listening to an audio last night n now I kinda wish we knew like- what Eugene's mom was actually *like* in a way considering I don't think her character was ever explored :((

Why is this plushie literally Eugene Fitzherbert omgg I want it nowwww

To the ppl who only see others as their pfps lowkey rlly hope y'all just see me as jester Eugene Fitzherbert cuz that'd be rlly funny n I'd love that 💀🙏 like yes I truly am just Eugene in a jester fit yappin my ass off on twitter dot com LMFAOOO (btw follow me @/theratbatjester)

[niuniente]

You're so right. Just today, I was literally growing sick from lack of feedback. Heck, the only comment I got was a negative one. It just made me not wanna write anymore. I kinda gave up, which is sad because writing is my hobby. If more people gave another person feedback, the world would be a sweeter place. We should be doing this in general for others too in any place.

You know what? This wasn't going to be nothing else but me shaking my head like Abe Simpson about how fandom used to be more supportive in my youth, but I've gotten SO MANY MESSAGES LIKE YOURS. That you're unseen, unsupported, treated at the best like some human AI program to bring content, more and more and more and more, which can then be brainlessly consumed like some big budget Marvel movie.

I'm so sorry for all of you! I wish we could make an event or a something where we would gather together and go read each others fics, see arts, see gifs, plushies, patterns, watch Youtube videos and metas and animations, see pixel art, pottery etc. and then we would just comment. Say nice things about these creations other people out there have made.

Such a think used to exist during Livejournal, but the past 10-5 years - and I'm blaming now more Tiktok and IG for this - has made fandom inactive in a way it has never been before. Well, it was a bit harder in the 60's, 70's and 80's, before internet brought us closer together globally, but seriously? I don't recall fandom ever being like this, like hungry little baby birds with their mouth open toward other people like "feed me feed me feed me". It's really sad to witness, especially when I've gotten to live the more active times in my youth and how much the support I got mattered to me, and now I think nowadays kids, teens and young adults who don't have such support.

It's super disheartening. Not for me, but for others. For fandoms. Is it the endless amount of content which has made people so carefree? That no matter what, more stuff will come, even if I didn't even blink towards small creators? If this fandom person stops, then others will continue?

The online support I see the best at these times seems to be in the small fandoms, and because there's so little content. You're so happy and grateful for all small nuggets you get.

If I was still studying, I'd probably make a thesis out of this topic. It feels so multilayered and sadly, increasing.

Or then I'm just an old fart.

[vaninakan]

Late night thoughts vol. 1

It's 4 am and I cannot sleep so I'm just gonna splooge some random thoughts that I have (some positive, some negative, and some that's probably just nonsense.)

Uhh, I like to get negatives out of the way first so I guess I can start with that.

- Does anyone else miss when art/animation communities felt more niche but open? I'm particularily talking about the animation meme community here cause that's a community I've more or less lurked in for a long time. I remember a time when there was the big three of animation memes a lot of people and myself were inspired by. It feels silly to say that what got me into art were a bunch of independent artists animating anime cats fighting eachother, but that's exactly what happened. I loved these creators (still do) and I looked forward to seeing what else these creators had to offer. As time went on, more creators came in the fray with a lot of cool talent and craftmanship and it was honestly very cool seeing what everyone had to offer. That's something I loved most about AMC, that so many were able to feel free to create whatever they wanted and how wonderful it paid off to see that creativity put into so many special masterpieces of independent art and animation, and that's something I'll always admire. So it breaks my heart to see what the AMC has became. Don't get me wrong, there's still a ton of great artists out there and y'all are fantastic, but I cannot help but feel like the environment in that community especially had gotten a lot more vile than what it started off as. To be fair, that's pretty much any community these days, I'm well aware of that. But I have never seen so much drama, so much infighting, and so much people being deplorable to eachother in my life that it's honestly sickening! I've always wanted to make my own animation memes and I still do, I have a TON of ideas I'd love to get to eventually, but if I ever decide to post them, don't expect me to engage much with the rest of the community. IMO, the best communities you can have are the small close ones you have with your best pals.

- For the past few years, I've been distancing myself from big social media branches and fandoms because of how toxic the environments can be for some of these spaces especially, and it's honestly helped a lot with my mental health (Deleting my Twitter and moving here has honestly been one of the best things I've done last year). It's partially why I've stopped posting so frequently, because really the only people I truly care about pleasing are me and all my close friend groups and found families I've built. I don't really care about statistics and platform building, if people like my stuff, then that's cool. I can look at a post I made with bigger numbers than usual and go "huh, that's pretty neat" and then move on talking about a crossover AU I've been cooking up with my boyfriend. That's not to say I don't appreciate my followers or people who like my content, I do. But know that what I make isn't catered to what'll get me the most attention, it's what'll make me and my family happy. And if people like that, then that's cool. Maybe every now and then I'll ask my followers what they'd like to see, maybe a fanart raffle or sketch request event, I think that'd be nice. But for the most part, this page is very, and I mean VERY self indulgent.

- Uhh I've been doing okay for the most part, personal issues I don't wanna get to aside. I've mainly been working on plushies, commissions and other self indulgent projects. I mentioned before that I got into the latest Cookie Run game, and that's pretty cool. I've mostly focused on making art for that and mine and my boyfriend's OC/AU projects. I'll post more about it when I get there, but for now uhh... gay people.

You'll learn who these guys are soon enough, for now you'll only get name drops

The big gruff fellow is a lava rock golem named Vulcan and the pretty boy is named Jack Frosting.

- And I think that's mostly it for tonight? This post took me a full hour to write so it's actually 5 now as I'm finishing up oops..

My sleep schedule's fucked.

Uhh any final words before I pass out? Hmm..

Gender dysphoria sucks okay BYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[mngrsh]

what reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)? / do you still love stuffed animals? / say three nice things about yourself (three physical and three non-physical). / who do you feel most you around? / what’s your feel-good movie? / what’s your ideal date? / what’s something you’re excited for? / hugs or hand-holding? / what’s something you do to de-stress? / do you still love stuffed animals? .

guard this annoying beast escaped the lab and is pawing at my door again please take him away

30. what reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)? scratches neck i do not know...the people i suppose? 18. do you still love stuffed animals? stuffed animals they could never make me hate you.. unfortunately i don't have any....there's a non-animal plushie i've had for a few years now that has nail polish stains on it tho 6. say three nice things about yourself (three physical and three non-physical). that's a lot...uh i. apparently my smile is contagious? i've been told it's Not pretty or cute or nice to look at but like❓ just contagious ii. my hair is very easy to manage and it looks good in half-ups👍👍 iii. my height is perfect for everyone in existence ever to put their arms over my shoulders or heads on my head etcetc iv. i don't know how true it is but many people have told me i'm good at hyping them up❓is that a nice thinsg does it count v. my...nice kindnes...? i don't know..💔 vi. i can count from one to ten ❓help 5. who do you feel most you around? everyone except most teachers and occasionally my parents..! i have no filter whatsoever 2. what’s your feel-good movie? megamind.....just had a "what do you mean you don't wanna watch megamind with me for the 6th time do you hate me" conversation with my sister a few days ago. also ponyo :] 11. what's your ideal date? being in the same room...or perhaps the same building....we can do the same thing if we're feeling like it but that's sort of whatever 10. what’s something you’re excited for? i get excited for everything ever. getting a tasty treat tomorrow...hanging out with my friends next month...upcoming movie by my favorite director...literally whatever 28. hugs or hand-holding? hugs..! i like initiating both tho! ^-^ 24. what's something you do to de-stress? sleep! and eat! and listen to songs...!!

go away and don't talk to me ever again shoo shoo

[creative-author]

OC Interview

Thank you @riveriafalll for tagging me!

My questions: - When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? - If you could travel in time, where would you go and why? - What does your bed look like? (shape, size, number of pillows, stuffed animals, ...)

I have too many OCs, and too much ideas, which one could answer these... So I made a list and let a random number generator decide on two characters. We got: Ryee from sᴘᴀʀᴋs, ɢʟɪᴍᴍᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ғʟᴀᴍᴇs and Evette from just write

When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Ryee: I used to admire Nimk. My parents told me stories about him and I used to see his ship from afar. I wanted to become a sailor just like him. And at some point, Nimk himself invited me to join his crew. And now I'm part of it. Even though we lost him, I'm proud being a part of the crew.

Evette: When I was very little, I wanted to be vet or a magical girl, like many others. I think when I was around 13 years old, I begun with photography and I wished to make a living with it. After the catastrophes and the aftermath of it, my only wish for the future was to survive. It still is. But after the whole TerraNex-Mess, I started to make pics again. Dean really helped me and often he joins me too. I realized how important memories can be and with photography, I can understand my mind a bit more, even if it doesn't actually makes sense. ᵂʰʸ ᵃᵐ ᴵ ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ᵗᵃˡᵏⁱⁿᵍ

If you could travel in time, where would you go and why?

Ryee: Tough question. Our childhood was not perfect and could definitely be better. Ether, I would play out the arrivals from my friends again. I really wanna see their little faces again, when they first joined the crew. Oh boy, Lia was almost as red as her hair! But on the other side, I wanna know, if we really succeed. If the childhood of the future generations would be better than ours.

Evette: Definitely the past. I would give so much to see my parents again without just living the memory. I want to hug them again, say things, I never thought about saying back then and spend my time with them. I could try stopping them, so they won't be in Japan when the meteorites hit there.

What does your bed look like?

Ryee: I mostly sleep in my hammock on the Miststorm II. I have a blanket in there and use my arm as pillow. My hammock is right next to a wall and Stak made me a ... thing to place my hook there. A few meters away from my hammock is Koyls hammok. He rarely sleeps at night there so most times, I am save from his snoring.

Evette: My bed is made from a light brown wood. I have two blankets, one is really soft and I use it in cold nights, the other blanket is very thin and almost too small for me. I have one long pillow and one cat-snake plushie, that could be used as pillow to. Right next to my bed is a small night stand, with a few pictures (plus more pictures in the drawers, but I don't talk about these - bad memories). I have a small donkey stuffed animal and a lamp to read at the edge of my bed.

Your Questions: - What's the most surprising thing someone has learned about you upon meeting you? - What unexpected skill or talent do you possess? - Is there a fear you secretly hold that most people wouldn't guess?

Open tag!

[angelliyo]

MATCHUP FOR @ littlelilbun

I match you with..

DIAVOLO

i don't know, but I think you both would be a nice couple! He sorta seems to be your type, and I mean who doesn't like Diavolo?

He's gonna be quite protective over you. He wants to keep you safe, knowing that there are many bad people here..! He's also a tall figure, I mean- pretty much everyone in devildom is😭

He would definitely cuddle you whenever he gets the chance. He's a busy man,,always having to write all those papers n stuff.. But he can always make time for you! Whenever you ask to cuddle, I mean ok he can spare some time for you.. Just as long as barbatos doesn't see and scolds him about ignoring his work..!

And he is very attentive, especially when it comes to you! Whenever you talk about something, he would take that to heart and pretty much note down everything you said in his mind.

and whenever you're feeling down, he instantly stops what he's doing and goes to you, asking if you wanna talk about it or maybe you want some affection? (Hugs, cuddles, kisses, whatever you want he'll give it to you)

You also said that you we're interested in make up, he would definitely be open to you trying it out on him! It would make him so happy if you do so!!

And you also said that you liked music.. well lucky for you, he's letting you borrow the music room! He'll let you in anytime you want, and he'd definitely listen to music with you.

Oh! You also like bunnies? He can buy you one (or multiple) if you want!! Too much? How about some bunny plushies? Cute right!! Just like you and Diavolo's relationship, wholesome and cute! He'd definitely buy you all the cute things you wanted, clothes, accessories, makeup, etc.

And he would also find it really cool you speak so many languages..though he might get confused when you talk in a language he doesn't understand, but he'll pretend to understand it..aha..

And whenever you feel anxious, he's there! He'll help you with whatever you're anxious about.

SIMEON - runner up

Tbh I can kinda see it. He seems like your type! Definitely willing to cuddle whenever, and is very attentive of your feelings. You stated that you liked them talk, and he's quite tall too!

He'd cuddle you in bed right after writing a piece from a new book series he was planning to publish, he's quite physically affectionate too! Even though his love language would probably be acts of service or quality time, he would love to cuddle with you.

he's also a bit protective of you. he's not really the type to get jealous too much, but if someone gets too touchy he'll intervene.

whenever you feel upset, he gets you some of Luke's pastries and asks what's wrong. Would also give you hugs and kisses whenever you're sad.

He would also take a small interest in makeup, you could test it on him whenever you'd like! He'd be a bit curious about it but would be delighted for you to test out your skills on him.

I'm pretty sure this guy knows how to play at least one instrument- so perhaps he could play you a song if you'd like! He would be happy to do so.

He's gonna be surprised to find out you know like 6 different languages. maybe you could teach him more about the languages you speak, if you have time for him of course! He just wants to know more about you, and spend more time together!

He'd also love going shopping with you for clothes, accessories, makeup, and other stuff you like. And he would always gift you some bunny themed accessories or a bunny plushie whenever he could. he loves rabbits, and bunnies, and little animals like you! Maybe he'd buy something for himself too.

If you ever feel anxious, he tries to take care of the situation like Diavolo, and at the same time help you with your anxiousness!

You and Simeon are pretty much gonna be Luke's parents now-

Other runner ups:

Satan

Solomon (?)

edited : nope. don't rlly plan on editing

Xtra note for her : I would definitely love to have you as an older sister omg ૧(ꂹີωꂹີૂ) I bet you're really pretty, and have a really really cute fashion sense.. And I was so surprised when I found out you knew how to speak in 6 languages😭

[pikespendragon67]

Work today was also...a thing, so for now I'll destress by talking about my current interests to see if folks wanna talk about them! Gonna list them individually

Anime seasonals:

Vampire Dies in No Time: It's fun knowing the seiyuu for this. Some jokes are hit or miss (such is the fate of comedies), and I like when it touches on more heartfelt moments. Usually watch the newest episode during my lunch breaks on Mondays

Vinland Saga: God seeing Thorfinn's character development is fucking beautiful. Canute's slowly becoming one of my favorite characters.

Revenger: Originally got into this for Teppa (if you know, you know), and I like the seiyuu cast, but it's...boring, I think? Either that or I've watched too many anime to really get hyped for this kind of stuff. Not wacky or bloody enough to keep my interest, so it's just background noise for Thursday lunches

Urusei Yatsura: Same with Vampire. I would have this as my lunch break anime if HiDive had a pop out player/mini player/whatever it's called

Hero Academia: HOOOOOOOOO DARK ARC SO GOOOOOOOOOD.

Trigun Stampede: Love how expressive the 3D animation is, and some of the new elements surprised me. I still miss Millie, and wish we had more time to really explore character dynamics/world building

Nier Automata: "hm not sure how they'd cover all the endings-IS THAT REPLICANT"

To Your Eternity just ended its second season last week. I didn't cry like I did with the first season, but this arc had a nice conclusion. ...Rushed a bit with the "where are they now?" part, but eh

Then I'm currently going through Iruma during the lunch breaks where a seasonal anime doesn't air. Pretty charming so far. I tried getting back into watching '98 Trigun, but I lost my place and I don't feel like starting all the way from episode 1 again. If HiDive allowed it, I'd probably watch the rest of Big O or Moribito next. I thiiiink after Iruma I'll have to figure out what to watch next.

Games:

SO HELP ME I WILL GET THROUGH OCTOPATH 2-

Nah but for real, I always think I have enough time to play it on my Switch during my lunch break, but nope. Hour's too short I say. I just finished recruiting all 8 party members and I'm currently in the middle of Throne's chapter 2/intel digging. I like the spruced up mechanics like the day/night cycle, but god I wish we could change party members on the fly to make level grinding easier.

The game collecting spark rose again as I got reminded of the eShop closing on March 27th. I have a few titles I say I need for the sake of having them before it's too late, but eh, nothing so incredibly urgent that I gotta have it now (already got those games. Thanks 2020 Pikes for getting me into this hobby). I almost got 999 on DS, but I already have that on PS4 (I feel iffy getting the same game on different consoles unless it's like a remake for a game that's old) & I've already gotten some other games.

Paranormasight's really got me interested. I'm not really one for horror media, but I absolutely love the character designs

And then I've just been plushie collecting, too

so ye

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Oooookaaayyy, I've checked out the stream and the news, and to say that I'm pumped would be putting things quite lightly.

Of course, it was fun to see the devs talk about stuff, some lovely folks I know from the Container popping up in the museum, and the Sanshee restock (that I'm contemplating about ordering from, even though my preordered Slugpup plushies haven't even been sent out yet).

But most importantly, we have the thing that everyone's been raving about....

A new DLC centered around Nightcat!

I very much adore this for many reasons.

The wording, as well as the screenshots in the Steam post imply that we're gonna be in a completely new area, away from the long abandoned facility grounds of LttM and FP. The new regions/areas were the absolute best part of Downpour, and having a DLC that is seemingly centered around them on an even bigger level just sounds incredible (Jadzio might also have some fun polling them, too :D).

The animation of the trailer is also pretty neat. It's short, sure, but there's just something about seeing Rain World in this new style that makes me smile. Style alternating is what makes me love League's animated media so much, and I'm very happy that RW is starting to dip its toes into that too.

The naming of the new Slugcat, as well as its stationary stealth ability... dude is a Slugcat Night Elf, fair and square. This could be a coincidence, sure, but I would absolutely not be surprised if there're some Warcraft fans amongst the devs, because that's a very obvious connection that I've made pretty much immediately. And I'm not saying that as a way of criticism - because I freaking love Night Elves, not just from a story and thematic perspective, but also their gameplay in Warcraft 3 (Terror of the Tides being an incredible campaign, and Eternity's End having a bunch of awesome moments helps a ton, too).

As for how me and the rest of the fandom will handle the Watcher in headcanons and potential content going forward, well...

It's gonna be a bit tricky, for sure. I imagine the DLC will not come out for quite a while, but it'll most likely shatter all my headcanons and lore ideas to pieces, and any plans of me writing stories about Nightcat just got even more complicated now. But I don't mind this too much, as I'm confident I'll be more than capable of figuring out how to integrate the official content into my stuff, and the same applies to the rest of the fandom, too (and if all else fails, I can always pull the "Nightcat and Watcher are two entirely different characters" card, but that sounds uncreative and boring, and I wanna avoid that, even if Enot was pretty much globally accepted as a different character, despite their color, and them mentioning 'being removed from Arena').

One other positive to mention is that Nightcat X Spearmaster might actually blow up a decent bit now. And if that happens, I'll get to claim the royal title of being someone from the original Inkblot gang, which will be amazing. Plus, more content about my favorite pair, who wouldn't be happy about that?

I just hope that the fandom isn't going to get into crazy arguments/dramas over the Watcher/Nightcat stuff. Everyone is going to change their content around the new revelations differently, and that's ok. I'm probably worrying about nothing here, but I have seen folks pick bones with creators over minor harmless stuff before, so my concerns are probably valid. Let's just let everyone have fun with whatever approach they wish to take, m'kay?

That's all my thoughts regarding the new revelations for now. If this post came off as a bit mixed, then I want to clarify that I'm still absolutely excited about the new content, and I'm very glad that this forgotten scug is getting its well deserved resurgence.

Everything is gonna be great and fun, and I am very much hyped about it! (I'm already in love with all the fan content, btw. The speed at which everyone is showing appreciation is simply staggering. You guys are impressive as all hell!)

[redxblueihateloveyou]

Hi! Was just reading your posts and all the harassment you had to endure from the hq!! fandom. I'm so sorry they would treat you like that, & I wish people would just respect other people's views. Just a quick question, plz don't take it badly, but, did you really NOT see anything at all btwn oikawa & iwaizumi? as someone who ALSO ONLY watched s1 and s2 first before delving into the manga, I fell in love with them, so did i misread them? also, did you by chance, read any of their fanfics??

Hi, I won’t take it badly haha. I can really gif every of their scene of them (which won’t be long xD) frame by frame, I legit was watching very attentively, and you know me, writing characters analysis is what I picked to do for a living, and chose to study in university cause I just always loved to argue about it in different kind of literature (and cinematography and anime too). So I love me some great deep characters and interesting relationships. And I always dig deep.

So I have actually a question.. did you by any chance read the fics before you watched it? (it just feels like it). Cause if so, I think you’re seeing not Oikawa and Iwaizumi, but other fictional characters, cause Idk about manga (though I’ve heard there’s nothing between them there too) there’s not enough info about them (actually there is no info about them at all) to write them the way they are. It’s probably OOC. It happens a lot in many fandoms, when they create something that’s not even there and people simply follow, cause the fandom is popular and many just need to ship something, so they create a ship, which sometimes literally has nothing to do with the actual thing.

I myself just don’t need it actually, cause ships I ship already has everything they need in the canon. And I mean, romantic love related stuff, Mika already confessed his love to Yuu before “dying”, Rin and Haru confessed I feel like 20 times already, Akashi confessed that he can’t imagine his life without Kuroko, Gareki confessed that his heart feels incredibly warm when he thinks of Nai and he can’t sleep without Nai’s plushy copy, they join couples contests, love touching each other, their heart decribed as “going doki-doki” when they’re together and they’re basically a canonical love story.

So I just don’t need to come up with stuff like two guys who are childhood friends, but they didn’t show anything about them except for standing next to each other are suddenly deeply in love, cause to me this doesn’t make anyone romantically involved. Like I might have thought about it if they were some amazing, interesting and mind-blowing characters, but they’re literally as dull as can be (you can always prove me wrong of course, but with this amount of material and the range of characters I’ve seen, I really don’t think you can).

And don’t get me wrong, I’m not judging or anything, people can imagine all they want if it makes them happy, I’m just personally not looking for this, I enjoy more of real couples stuff, than bros.

And what’s with childhood friends, I seriously do not get. Does Shion have to date Safu now? Cause I don’t wanna. Or is it only working for boyxboy couples? Wei Wuxian & Jiang Cheng were together since kids. Wei Wuxian is in love and married to Lan Wangji. Real life example.. Rhett & Link from GMM, been best friends since fucking forever, both happily married to their wives and have kids.

So far it was “stop talking to girls” like Kasamatsu/Kise scene and hitting him for trying to hit baby Kageyama, which is... maybe signs of an epic love story for some, idk, but also Oikawa is like.. not a good human being, like at all. So to me it’s basically... I don’t see whats to be passionate about. Not to mention the fact that Idk how you personally imagine relationships, but I can 100% say Oikawa is not ready for dating. Trying to imagine him saying “I love you” to someone is hilarious to me tbh. So you just have to write him OOC, cause he’s not mature enough to be there any time soon.

And watching him per se was honestly painful and embarrassing after watching how behave 15 years old Wei Wuxian, 8 years old Rin, 13 years old Todoroki, 15 years old Gareki, etc. I can name 100s of characters who deserve 10k fanfiction more than this.

You just gotta understand, to me love is not just playing sports together, to me love is “needing him more than air”, “going against the world for him”, “feeling him next to you even when you’re miles away”, “thinking about him is what keeps you going and do incredible things”, “you look at him and your heart makes a flip”, “he touches you and you're on cloud nine”, “he makes you feel like you can conquer the world and together you can do anything” idk how to describe this. I don’t ship “hey, they fist-bumped”.

And it’s not cause I have bad imagination, it’s cause I don’t know why even do it, when you have so many almost canon great gay ships flying around these days. Kuroko and Kagami also a good team, but I don’t wanna see them date, cause it doesn’t make sense, there’s nothing connecting them besides basketball and they never had any romantic feelings for each other. Not everyone has to date just cause they play sports together. I just feel like these days you can show 2 seconds of two guys walking together and the next day it would be 20k fics about them. Like who are they, doesn’t matter xD

So no, I haven’t read fics about them. I read fics only if I ship a couple, cannot do it the other way around. I’ve heard about ppl falling in love with arts and fics before ships, but I’m not this way. I prefer great characters to fics about a character who’s a prcatically a blank space so you can write whatever you want (that’s basically an original stuff already). Cause when I read fics about my ships, I know it’s 100% about them, and it cant be replaced with any other characters names. Like scratch volleyball and I don’t even know how you would’ve tell that the character in the fic you’re reading is Oikawa. For example, if I read an au and there was someone who’s sassy, into reading light novels and loved vanilla milkshakes I’d immediately said that it was Kuroko, but how do you know you’re reading about Oikawa? Like “a character is an asshole and hits ppl”? Cause I couldn’t see anything about his character or personality or anything even with a magnifying glass, cause it wasn’t there. Like... pretend he’s deep?

And people write all kind of stuff, I’ve once read a kiribaku fic where Bakugou (!!!!!!!!!!) has arranged a date of going to the mountains to watch at stars... I’m... I’m sorry guys but... LMFAO I personally can’t imagine that, this is not Bakugou to me).

Please, also don’t take this harshly, people are free to do whatever they want honestly. It’s just I personally don’t understand this and never will.

P.S. You guys, don’t feel like you have to apologize just cause some ppl in your fandom are like that, I think almost every fandom have those. Especially those animes who has a wide range of different audience (like bnha from 10 to 40). It’s not like you have anything to do with this. So it’s all okay. And I’m glad you love my blog :) It means a lot.

[fire-fanboy-trash]

my attempt at writing part 2 of magic mishap

Meanwhile at the ipliers

Darkiplier pov: I feel compelled to buy everyone gifts even mark and Jack. *Wilford walks buy* I wanna hug him. He looks like he needs a hug. *hugs wilford*"hugs for my pink insane friend". I need to go shopping everyone needs a gift."welp gotta go wilfe. Time to go shopping".

Meanwhile at target

Dark:"hmmm ima go to multiple stores so everyone gets a gift they will like". *picks up binoculars* "creepilier will love these"*puts them in the cart*

At best buy

Dark:new equipment for Jack and mark. This way there videos are higher quality. *smiles* maybe I can also buy new mics for better audio.

At pet smart

Dark: outfits for Squirrels. I'll buy as many as I can. "Picture the Squirrels dresses up!! So cute!!"

Cashier:"why do you need 40 guinea pig outfits?"*scanning and bagging the items*

Dark:"actually I'm going to put them on Squirrels. Imagine how cute they'll look!!!"

10 hours later

Dark:I've bought a present for everyone. "Wait Chica and henry"!! *goes to store and buys 30 dog toys*"ok now I've got everyone a gift." *carries in like 70 gifts*"guys I got you gifts"!!!!

Doctor iplier:"is this a joke?"(confused)

Wilford:.... "Are you sick?"

Camera Jim (CJ):"demon Jim is not ok"*pointing at dark*

Dark:"guys there just gifts,open them"*smiles*

Creepilier:"he's gone insane he's gonna kill us all"*every iplier except dark running around panicking*

Eric:"I DON'T WANNA DIE"*faints*

King:*hugging his Squirrels*"this is the end. Dark is gonna murder us all"

Sliver:*sobbing his eyes out*

Dark:"guys there just gifts"

Yan: "LIES THERE BOMBS THAT ARE GONNA KILL US ALL"!!!!

Wilford:"so what if we die we will just wake up"

Reporter Jim (RJ):*pulls out microphone*"dark is going to kill us all,the gifts will kill us!!!"

Chica:*hides under the table*

Dark:"I just wanted to get you guys gifts"(sad) *trys to pet Henry (Henry yelps)*"guys how about some hugs"

CJ:THE "WORLD IS ENDING "!!!!!

Bing:*hits dark across the head with a skateboard*"take that demon!!! I'm not going to be token apart today!!"

Dark:"ouch I busted wanted a hug and to give you guys gifts"!!! *everyone runs away leaving dark alone*"thats just mean"

(Later that night when dark is asleep at midnight)

Yan:good thing we planned a meeting to discuss what dark is up to, we may not know what but it's Definitely EVIL!!!

Iplier:"agreed don't accept anything from dark!! No gifts,no food nothing!!"

King:"the septics are visiting in a few days,maybe they can help us!!"*petting a Squirrel*

Sliver:"if we aren't dead by then!! No one let their guard down!!"

Eric:*hyperventilating*"wha wh what I if weee *shivers* se set uh uh up a trap, that does doesn doesn't kill him"

CJ:"that could work anxiety Jim. Hmmm we should get cameras to spy on him"

Creepilier:"good idea, especially in his room and shower"*smiles (Pervertidly)*

RJ:"what if it's a test? As in testing our strength and powers. See who's most valuable to dark"

Iplier:"very likely, hmmm but what will he use that ego for?"

             ((Three days later))

Dark:"I got you guys gifts!!"

Jackie:*destroys all the gifts*"now we are safe"!! *let's out a sigh of relief*"have you guys seen Jameson or Marvin? They have been missing for over just a week "

Jack:*looks at anti*" WHAT DID YOU DO??"*glares at anti*

Anti:"nothing sir jack of the bullshit"*laughs*"why would I waste time on weaker egos such as Marv and JJ".

Schneep:*German cursing*"you did something!!"

Dark:*hugs schneep* "time for a hug you looked upset"

Schneep:*faints*

Mark:*walks through the door*"hello Fuckwads"*waves at jack*"hey Irish slut"

Jack:"hello American asshole"*mark and Jack high five* "good ta see ya"

Bing:"chase"*hugs him*

Dark:"hugs"*hugs chase and Bing * "group hug"

Chase:"what the hell"*shoves dark away*"no hugs from you"*continues hugging bing*

Dark:"anybody wanna group hug"? (Sad)

Every ego:"NO"

Mark:"Irish slut don't you have more egos?"

Jack:"yes asshole,Marv and JJ are missing. I'm concerned!!!"

Mark:*rolls eyes*"they are probably fine. Don't worry about the fuckwads"*pats Jack on the back*

Jack:"their Practically my kids,you'd worry to!!"*pacing back and fourth*

Mark:"or I just wouldn't have kids,let's go somewhere else away from the fuckwads".*mark and Jack leave*

Dark:"awwww I wanted to hug them before they left"*frowns* "oh well I can hug you guys"

King:"HELL NO,I don't want your hugs demon stay away."

Jackie:"what's wrong with him?"

Eric:"n n no on one kn knows"*shaking*" I I I av avoi avoid hi hh him"

Jackie:"hmmm what are you up to?"*gets hugged by dark*"dont hug me"*glares at dark*"i’m going to figure out what this whole act is and put a stop to it."

Dark:"someone needs a hug so their less grumpy!!"*hugs Jackie again*"hugging and singing makes the day better!! Sing Jackie sing"*dark starts singing my little pony theme song*

Jackie:"huh ok now I'm a bit worried"(confused) "I'm not singing,especially not my little pony"*shoves dark away*" "Stop hugging me"

Dark:*handing out stuffed animals*"plushies for everyone"" *smiles*"let's sing my little pony..."

Iplier:"what is wrong with you?"*Examining dark for health problems*"im going to give him a CT scan to check for brain damage."

Schneep:"good idea,let's do that"*leading dark to the hospital wing in the ipliers house*

King:"you do that."*once again petting Squirrels*"look at this cutie"

Anti:"it's a stupid ass Squirrel that I can kill without having to try"

Meanwhile.... In an Undisclosed  location

Marvin pov:I tried to speak but couldn't, I wasn't gagged or anything I didn't understand. I tried to look around to see where I was but all I saw was pitch black everywhere.I felt a liquid drip down my arm,what was this liquid? I’m starting to feel light headed.The only thing I can tell is my arms are tied behind my back. I try to teleport and fail.  Now I feel dizzy. Then I hear the crunches of leaves and sticks... Someone is walking towards me.  I think the figure is....

@sadcat5555 @10th-no-name-person

[ivarinleatherpants]

ok, OTP questions all of them. Or one through ten. Or one through five. You know what, I don't care. Gimme, I'm desperate.

Whelp, we’ll see how many of these I can get through! XD

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?

-Ivar. Totally Ivar. He’s the one who has never needed to stick to a budget, and he loves spoiling Gwen with all the nice things she could never afford growing up.

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?

-Ivar wants Gwen to sit in his lap more, but she gets worried about hurting his legs. More often, it’s Ivar who ends up falling asleep with his head in her lap while she runs her hand through his hair.

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?

-Pfft. Ivar, obviously. The second he comes home the shirt comes off. Gwen doesn’t mind so much, but she needs to get stuff done, dammit! She can’t keep getting distracted by the... arms... and... the other muscles... and...

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

-It’s pretty equal. Though Ivar’s the one who’s more likely to actually be out all night. He loves to go to punk concerts or to play with his band, but Gwen doesn’t like the noise and crowds. Sometimes she’ll come pick him up, but a lot of times she just waits for him to come home.

It probably doesn’t help that he always gets very... erm... energetic... after all the adrenaline. Then he comes home with his full punk-regalia on, his makeup all smudged and his hair messy and... yeah...

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

-Gwen. She’s a competent cook, and can make a decent meal, but she has to have a recipe she can follow or else things can get out of hand. Ivar is just proud of her for trying to go out of her comfort zone, even though she can’t cook a steak to save her life.

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?

-Ivar doesn’t know what an OTP prompt even is, and teases Gwen horribly for reading fanfiction.

Ivar: *Gleefully* This is straight-up porn, Ging!

Gwen: GIVE THAT BACK THIS MINUTE!

Ivar: Metal arms? Really? Is that your thing, babe? Blue eyes and a bit broken?

Gwen: I’M NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN!

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

-Gwen totally wears Ivar’s shirts.

It’s unlikely anything but Gwen’s most over-sized ugly sweaters would fit Ivar.

Not that he’s ever tried or anything... but there was that one pair of pants that would have gone SO well with his jacket...

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”

-Again, probably equal. Gwen does a lot of the shopping early on, just because-again-Ivar had no clue how to shop frugally. But later on she ends up working at Kattegat U as a research scientist/teacher, and he has Heathen Hotrods so he can stay home with the kids, he ends up running a lot of the errands.

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?

-Depends. They both like to drive. There are some cars Ivar prefers to drive, but he categorically refuses to drive Gwen’s Subaru Mom-mobile, so it’s a toss-up. It also depends of in one is more tired, or if Ivar’s legs are hurting more than usual.

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?

-Gwen is the only one who draws, but she doesn’t do people. Ivar does like to take pictures, though, and has quite the collection *wink wink nudge nudge*.

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?

-Ivar is the backflipper, while Gwen would be following behind, shouting at him to be more careful and STOP doing that he’s going to hurt himself!

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

-Oddly enough, Gwen is probably more likely to overdo it. She doesn’t know her own limits the way Ivar does. He’s good at keeping an eye on her and letting her have fun, but making sure she drinks water and stops before she makes herself really sick.

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

-They’re both the sort to get little things just because it makes them think of the other. Ivar probably a little bit more, just because he’s more financially spontaneous. 

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

-Gwen hyphenates when they get married. Ivar proudly introduces them as Dr. and Mr. Wessex-Lothbrok. It gets to the point where he sometimes forgets he didn’t actually change his name. XD

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?

-Neither of them are super bothered by spiders. Unless it’s a really big one and it shows up in the shower, then both of them are likely to shriek and cry for help.

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?

-Gwen probably spends more time wearing Ivar’s jackets than he does. She doesn’t even have to indicate that she’s cold, he just has this sort of sixth sense and immediately swoops in like some leather-clad savior.

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?

-I think this is pretty obvious, considering it’s already happened. lol. It’s a long time before Ivar and Aethelred actually start to get along, and even longer before they can really be considered ‘friends’. 

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?

-Let’s see. Ivar pretty much jumped in head first, but Gwen was the first to say “I love you”. It’s easy for him to be affectionate, but hard for him to talk seriously about his feelings. Whereas Gwen grew up in a family that was much more open about that sort of thing.

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

-They both have their strengths and weaknesses. Gwen has less experience with kids, and is pretty uncomfortable with them when she first meets Ivar’s huge family. He’s the one who is the most gung-ho about having kids, but isn’t actually all that into kids that aren’t his own.

With their kids, Ivar is really good at handling the not-so-serious stuff, the tantrums over silly things that Gwen has a hard time being patient with. But it’s really hard for him if one of his kids is really hurt, whereas Gwen is very good at remaining calm during crises. 

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?

-They’re both grammar Nazis, and mock Alfred for using numbers and other text shorthand.

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

-They will both come in, guns blazing, if someone tries to hurt the other. They even aggressively defend each other against themselves. Self-deprecation is met with physical assaults with deadly plushies.

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

-Ivar makes ALL the bad puns, and is SO happy when he’s finally able to legitimately use dad humor. Gwen pretends to cringe, but she actually thinks he’s really funny.

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?

-Gwen has come home to find a new animal many times. Many, many times. Once it was a daschaund puppy that had lost all it’s fur (Napoleon), another time it was a mini horse in their shed. Ivar argues that he tried to say ‘no’, but the kids insisted.

Ivar: No guys, we aren’t adopting the horse.

Judah (a.k.a Ivar Jr.): *Slapping his little four-year-old hand down emphatically* Daddy! He needs a famiwy!

Alyssa (a.k.a Gwen Jr): *Two and already running the world with an iron pout* Pony! Pony!

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?

-Ivar: Are you tired? Wanna ride on my back?

Gwen: No.

Ivar: Giiing! C’moooon!

Gwen: No! Your legs are already going to be hurting from all this walking!

Ivar: Ging, get over her and let me carry you!

Gwen: No, you can’t make me!

*Continues, ad infinitum.*

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

-Ivar is more likely to play a sport, but really, he’s the shameless fanboy. Gwen’s maybe tried to leave him at home once or twice when she’s getting an award of some kind, because he makes that bad of a ruckus.

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?

-Ivar. He just can’t get enough of his cutie-patootie. Gwen protests that her drooling isn’t cute, and if he doesn’t delete that right now, so help her...

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?

-Also Ivar. The few times Gwen’s gone with him to a show, she lets him give her a full punk makeover. Just in general he likes to pick out her clothes. He may know the contents of her closet slightly better than she does.

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?

-Neither of them is really afraid of the other’s pet, but Gwen is deeply suspicious of Napoleon on occasion. She’s sure he’s not as innocent as he looks, especially considering the number of times he’s conned Ivar into letting him sleep in their bed.

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?

-Ivar has a strong streak of chivalry, hammered into him since birth by Aslaug. She taught him how to behave in high society, and there’s certain things that he still does on instinct.

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?

-They’re both homebodies to a certain extent, so they wouldn’t be constantly travelling, but they’d still like to visit other countries. Especially Ivar, who loves history. They probably take a couple trips every year. Gwen plans out the itinerary and makes Ivar stick to it despite his tendency to wander off. They like to see historical sites and go to museums. Probably a good mix of exciting stuff like amusement parks, and just chilling in a nice hotel somewhere scenic.

Ivar, of course, brings two or three cameras along and uses all of them.

[azlrse]

Hello, can you maybe do one where shigaraki gets reader a comfort stuffed animal to help her adjust to their new home?

A Small Gesture (Yandere Shigaraki x GN!Reader)

Synopsis: Due to your fear, you couldn't speak properly towards your captor, so Tomura decided to get a dog plushie as a comfort item in order to adjust to your new home.

CW: yandere themes, kidnapping, implied drugging, soft shigaraki, a bit of angst but lots of fluff, loss of pet.

A/N: this request is so cute and I couldn't resist on typing this one!! Thank you for the request, anon!!

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When Shigaraki first stalked you, he knew that you loved dogs. The first time he saw you, you were walking your old shih tzu near your home, which soften his heart and after months of watching over you, he realized that he fell deeply in love with you.

He always thinks about you, what your skin feels like and your lips, ohh your soft lips pressing against his. Shigaraki invisioned when he finally got his hands on you; marrying you, have a really nice house and even having kids and dogs, so many dogs.

When your shih tzu died, he watched you crying on the huge tree near your home as you sobbed for your dog. You had Nini ever since you were little so loosing her is like loosing a best friend. How he wished that he would come near you to wipe off those tears and giving you a tight hug as a way to console for Nini's passing.

It didn't take long for Shigaraki's patience and jealousy to snap when he heard that a certain person had a crush on you. Not just a crush, a big huge one. He needed to act first. There is no way someone's gonna steal his lover. He loves you more than that pathetic welp.

He unlocked your window as his cheeks heated up and softly smiled at the sight of you, sleeping peacefully after a hard day at work. He caresses your cheeks with his fingers, pinkies raised and just like what he just predicted, it's so soft.

He couldn't wait to cuddle you and feel the warmth he craves ever since he first saw you. Shigaraki wanna thank his caregiver that he slipped in a drugged water bottle for you to quench your thirst. Picking you up in bridal style, he called Kurogiri to open up a portal to bring you in to a small house, where he resides away from his allies.

When you first woke up, you were scared shitless towards the man that kidnapped you. You realized that the most dangerous villain in Japan just took you away from your home, it's Shigaraki Tomura.

"Don't be scared, baby. I am not gonna hurt you." Shigaraki spoke, an arm stretched out to run your back but you fall from his soft bed and backing into the corner of his room in fear. The sight makes his heart sank, he knows that you need someone to protect you, not just from the potential heartbreak but also to the society full of corrupt and false heroes. He knew what he did was wrong but at least understand that he did that is because he loves you so much.

Many weeks have passed and you didn't spoke a single word towards him, just shook in fear as soon as his presence was shown. Just some grunts and whines everytime he cuddles and gives you kisses, which made him a bit pissed off and disappointed. He needed to do something, something that would warm your heart a little and to make you less afraid of him.

"My love, I need to go some errands. You needing something? Some sweets perhaps? Or some take out?" Tomura stared at you, but no reply was heard from you. He walked towards you, giving you a kiss on the forehead. "I'm going to be back in an hour, don't do anything that would make me mad, understand?"

You nodded in affirmation, in fear that he might decay a part of your body. Satisfied with you answer, he patted your head as a small whine was heard from you. "That's my (y/n)." He replied as he pressed another kiss on your cheek, making your belly tingly and your cheeks warm.

While Shigaraki was walking beside his allies, he spots an item that might bring you some comfort. It's a fluffy dog plushie. Seeing that item soften his eyes as he thinks about you, his significant other. He then asked Mr. Compress if he can steal it with his marbles and just like that, the plushie was going to be yours. He can't wait to be home just to give you a little gift that would bring you happiness and less fear.

"Babe, I'm home and I have a surprise for you!" Shigaraki said while you stared at him cautiously but a bit curious on the item on the back of his hands. "I bought you this, you like it?" Seeing the fluffy plushie on his hands makes your eyes widen in surprise but didn't say anything.

"I'll give this to you only if you let me cuddle you later. Deal?" You nodded and you instantly hugged the fluffy plushie on your arms. Tomura may not see it but a smile formed on your face for the first time in weeks.

As he was about to leave the room, you stood up from the bed and hugged his back, surprising him a bit while murmuring a small 'thank you' as tears began to soak on his shirt. His eyes widen as soon as he heard your voice and turned around to return the hug. "You're welcome, my love."

He will do anything to make you happy and most importantly, to earn your trust and you'll love him as much as he loves you.

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