#You Don't Know Jack: Full Stream

[captainfightingflower]

Monetization be dammed; my girl CANNOT do a little trolling!

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

He tried his best...Monday mornings are NO ONE'S friend!

Just snap open a fortune cookie and he'll be wide awake and good to go

~Monday Morning in Jackbox Studio~

Schmitty: *preparing coffee for everyone*

Cookie: "It's one of those mornings..."

Cookie: "The kind of morning where you've been up for twenty minutes, and it feels like twenty days..."

Cookie: "If I can just make it to my coffee, I'll be alright..."

Cookie: "It's in sight..." *sluggishly pulls himself over to where Schmitty is*

Schmitty: *looks over* "Come on, Cookie! You can make it!"

Cookie: *flops asleep on the ground*

Schmitty: *giggles to himself* "So close, and yet so far"

(12:30 pm, 2/6/2024)

^ Better luck next time, Cookie.

[lpeeinsinks]

some stamps i made awhile ago that i only posted to deviantart + some new ones

[captainnait]

Hiiii, did anyone ask for Nate refs?? 💥💥

[artroidsart]

What do you mean I drew the original 4 years ago???

One good way to get out of art block is to remake an old piece. I figured, since my Cookie and Binjpipe designs have changed a LOT, this would be a good one to remaster. It's wild looking back on my old Jackbox artwork, seeing how much my art style has changed. The eyes are rounder, the anatomy has improved, and I found new ways to add shading and lighting!

I'm so happy with how this remake came out. The expressions alone came out so well! Here's the original for comparison:

[yooitsyorick]

You shut my noises off. Now I'll shut you off.

[crawl-on-me-and-die]

i finally finished up my refs for the art fight!!! yay!!!!

i had to redraw them cuz i didn't like half of the first attempt lol. and i did it in three days. lol.

the first ones did have some text on them btw, i think i'll post it separately

[askseriousrainbow]

Numbers 50 to 41! We're in the second half!

50. Cult of the Lamb New Entry (Available on: Steam, GOG) How did this miss my first list? I have no idea. Cult of the Lamb is very intuitive and challenging to play. You've got a good base building game and a good roguelike, and they both work together to create something truly unique.

49. Rise of the Triad Previous Rank: 51 (Available on: Steam, GOG) I like Rise of the Triad, it's very tongue-in-cheek, very silly, with memorable weapons, ludicrous gibs, and middle fingers flying at the screen, and the Ludicrous Edition is just a love letter to the game. Definitely get it.

48. System Shock (Remake) New Entry (Available on: Steam, GOG) The System Shock remake is a rare breed, a remake that's just as good as the original. You can choose which gender the Hacker is this time, and it's just as atmospheric as the original. I really like what Nightdive did here.

47. Hitman: Blood Money Previous Rank: 47 (Available on: Steam, GOG) Ah, Hitman: Blood Money is still my favorite of the Hitman series, though the World of Assassination is a good play as well. Great story, great twists and turns, great gameplay, just one really great game.

46. You Don't Know Jack Full Stream Previous Rank: 43 (Available on: Steam, Jackbox) My favorite of the “modern” YDKJs. Streamlined, faster-paced, adds 8-player support, has Cookie as host, and is just a great time. Definitely play this one.

45. Serious Sam 3: BFE Previous Rank: 46 (Available on: Steam) Ah, Serious Sam 3. One of the hardest in the series because of the slow burn, but once it ramps up to normal Serious Sam levels, it's great. The final level has over 1700 enemies alone, and you can defeat them easily.

44. Battle Chess Previous Rank: 16 (Available on: Steam, GOG) The best way to play computer chess, in my opinion. Animated piece taking, well thought-out AI, it's just a great version of chess that stands the test of time. The “Enhanced” DOS version looks amazing as well.

43. Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit (2010) Previous Rank: 33 (Available on: Steam, EA) Criterion made a name for themselves with the Burnout series, and when EA brought them to the Need For Speed series, it was just money. It's not as open world as say Burnout Paradise, but it's still a fun time.

42. Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri Previous Rank: 41 (Available on: Steam, GOG, EA) I do love me some Alpha Centauri, one of the greatest 4X games ever made. I love the setting, I love the characters, I love the Secret Project videos, it's just a great game that's more than just “Civilization II in space.”

41. Team Fortress 2 Previous Rank: 48 (Available on: Steam) A little higher than last time, but TF2 is still a fun time if you play it just right with the right people. The fact they made the SDK available to everyone is awesome.

Next part tomorrow!

Link to part 1. Link to part 2. Link to part 3. Link to part 4. Link to part 5. Link to part 7. Link to part 8. Link to part 9. Link to part 10.

[sergle]

hey ! just wanted to jump in and let you know jacksfilms moderations have kindly asked not to spread around images/videos of sniperwolf outside of his home ! they've asked so for privacy reasons (even if it's censored)

yo!! I don't wanna violate anyone's privacy by circulating sensitive info / stuff being saved for legal reasons, obv that's why I used a screenshot where almost everything is censored except her caption and username- but I checked on his twitter to see if he posted/liked any statements about asking ppl to delete posts w that pic, and the video he posted a couple hours ago also shows another censored version of that same screenshot of the front of his house. so I'm not sure where that info is from? that said, if it is true then I can delete the post where the censored screenshot is posted but. like. since this is tumblr, the post and the imbedded images are still going to exist on ppl's reblogs of it, even if I deleted it all wholesale. it's not like on twit where if you QRT something, and it's deleted later, the tweet you quoted turns into a dead link while your comment still remains.

[bliz-lol]

I just decided to imagine Nate as a villain. And I wanted something related to a bijpipe.

here Nate "broke down"

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Schmitty: "What would you say if I came home with like... 7 more Quips-?"

Cookie: *without even looking* "What's in the box?"

Schmitty: "..."

Cookie: "What's in the box, Schmitty?"

(The box is making Quip noises)

Schmitty: "...I think you know."

[beepsparks]

This is a certified Binjpipe moment, okay I think I am done with the important characters related to YDKJ yay!!

[lpeeinsinks]

TRUTH TALK 23/7 NATE i imagine shes a little insane from sleep deprivation , my birthdays in 6 days idk what to do uhm happy wednesday

[splashofcolorz]

Invest in binjpipe

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

Friendly reminder for the YDKJ community:

You CAN draw these suckers, if you want! Just credit me, PLS!

[artroidsart]

When was the last time I drew THIS fella? It's been ages!

I've been wanted to touch-up my Cookie Masterson design for a hot minute. With a bunch of new faces on the Jackbox scene, I've seen some really cool designs! Gave me some inspiration for my own work. Nothing too crazy, just a few changes.

I changed him from a natural red-head to a brunette, since that seems to be the general idea among artists. Instead, I thought it'd be cool if he dyed his hair during Champ'd Up, as a way to keep Binjpipe off his trail. His natural color is gradually growing back as of Fibbage 4. In other news, ya boy has freckles now! (Now he's a chocolate chip cookie!) I also made him a bit chubby, he IS a big eater after all.