#Yes this is a mbmbam quote

[midgardian-witch]

Incorrect Moon Knight Quotes

Jake: I'd love to eat steak every night but most of the time I have frozen chicken rings.

Steven: What the fuck?!

Marc: That's not real!

Jake: A chicken ring?

Marc: Get right outta town.

Steven: Can you elaborate?

Jake: It's like a chicken tender that has been bent into a circle.

Steven: Just in case you wanna wear it like a bracelet for snacking on the go?

[correctmickeyquotes]

Max: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,

Max: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!

Goofy: *laughing* I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

Max: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?! YOU USED TO BE MY DAD

Goofy: *cry laughing* ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

[so-very-small]

Does the “my staff is a lollipop” in your bio refer to anything specific?

YES. its from an old MBMBAM bit where Justin just suddenly starts acting like a borrower named Amelie. this video is ten years old and I can quote it verbatim. it lives rent free in my head. im never changing my blog title bc of this vid

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 25

"Everybody Loves a Clown"

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: So a ghost clown? Demonic clown? to quote Brian David Gilbert “Who has ever watched a clown and thought to themselves ‘boy, I wish that thing never got tired…and I’m not saying clowns are terrible. Clowns serve their purpose: they’re creepy a-and sometimes good and…You know what? I do take it back. Clowns don’t serve a purpose.” Little girl. Little girl!! Why are you letting that creepy clown into your house late at night? Or at all? No. (I would live. You couldn’t pay me to let that clown in)

Stop giving me so many recaps…like, there’s doing some small recap of things that are going to be important to this particular episode and then there’s doing a full recap of the last two to three episodes like I didn’t JUST watch them this week

This clown is also giving clown box from the MBMBAM tv show? You can’t just take clown box’s hand and not expect bad things to happen. Same with this clown. IT STALKED YOU HOME!!!

Dean, you’re not okay. Sam’s MORE THAN allowed to check in and want to process John’s death, especially this soon after it happened.

Dean hits way too close to home for me some days. The way he’s looking at practical things he can do to fill his time rather than process his emotions? Ooooo baby, been there

Oh, ELLENNNNNNNNNN. And Jo! (Look. It’s been a WHILE since I’ve watched.) Also forgot Ash existed.

I can’t tell if Dean is playing a longer game with Jo here or if he’s really backing off. I’m keeping an eye on that…

Though it might be moot because they’re goin to the carnival. “At least I’m not afraid of flying!” “Planes crash!” “And apparently clowns kill!” Ah, sibling fights

I mean, if you’ve got 51 hours to waste, might as well investigate killer clowns

Is this kid gonna save his whole family by not paying attention to the fun house shit? Ah man, you had every opportunity to just keep playing your video game, but now?? Good fucking lord no no no nononono!!!!!

Sam’s enjoying this a little too much, but damn these carnival workers are not letting up on Dean’s choice of words. No wonder he made Sam sit in the clown chair

The fact that Dean now wants better for Sam sure is something. Before, he wanted Sam to stick with him, keep up the family business. But now that John’s gone, he wants what John and Mary originally wanted for their boys for Sam, even if he can’t want it for himself

These kids dooming their whole families for what??

What a stupid idea heading into the fun house you’ve never been in before to get something to kill the monster who’s been working this carnival for decades

Though I guess if it’s stupid and it works, it’s not stupid

I forgot how great Ash is. His response to Sam’s incredulity that he went to MIT? Ooo yes. Please talk down to him, tell him “it’s a school in Boston” like you’re surprised he’s never heard of it before

"Been On My Mind...": there’s romantic tension between Dean and Jo, but it’s not gonna work out, not now

[thorn-ocs]

my blog is just...stagnant boy soup...a little son stew

[cry-in-the-shower]

[anxietyrobot]

shout out to the anon @s1x-foot-deep got that said spamton wears jeans to bed

this is also the canon reason he got evicted from the mansion lmao

[crownlessam]

mbmbam natural. sam used to eat raw pasta as a snack because sometimes they wouldn’t have a working stove in the motels and dean never told him not to because he also ate raw pasta, and then when he moves in with jess, they’re like gonna make their first dinner and as jess is about to turn on the stove, sam takes a handful of raw bow pasta and just. tosses it in his mouth. and she’s just standing there agape as he’s crunching happily away.

[tommytranselo]

eddie: so sue me! it's october in empire bay, i'd like to live on island time for a day!

henry: i have spotify, open, right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? do you want me to put you on blast? cause i got your right here in the sidebar! "that's amore" by dean martin, "everybody loves somebody" by dean martin, "ain't that a kick in the head" by dean martin, "sway" by dean martin, "you're nobody till somebody loves you" by dean martin, "mambo italiano" by dean martin, "return to me" by DINO MARTIN, "volare" by dean martin, what the FUCK happened to you?!

eddie, crying with laughter: i had a case of the mondays!

henry: are you haunted? are you fucking POSSESSED?

[greenwords]

apparently I’m prone to putting several bad jokes and meme references into literally everything I write. so that’s a thing.

→ word count: 10.1k

→ tag list: @dahladahlabills

[dragonologist-phd]

99% of PoE interactions

Watcher: we're looking for stuff that's kinda haunted?

Kana: Do you know if anything here has been owned by someone who's died tragically?

[bakugoulovesme]

BNHA as MBMBAM quotes

Dabi: I mean, there's a drain right there. It's practically a toilet you stand up in to get clean.

Hawks: The shower is a toilet you stand up in to get clean. Exactly!

Shigaraki: No matter what, no peeing in the sink.

--- 

Midoriya: Kacchan is very much into the following: Bullying me.

Iida: Okay, that's a big one.

Midoriya: Dabbing, of course.

Iida: Naturally.

*Midoriya dabs*

Iida: That's a dab? That's fresh as hell.

Midoriya: Yeah, it's a good dance.

--

All Might: We'll close our eyes and then Shoto you stand behind the hero that you want to be mentored by.

Best Jeanist: Go with who you think's gonna give you the brightest future. This is the most important decision you'll ever make.

All Might: There is no wrong answer.

Endeavor: There are two wrong answers.

--

Kaminari: "What is Wendy's policy when you're lost? Is it true that if you go through the drive-through at Wendy's and say you're lost, they have to give you a free cheeseburger?"

Bakugou: ...What?

Kaminari: 'Hey, I don't know where I am and I thought I was supposed to be here, but I'm not, so-' 'Yes sir, pull around. You know the drill. Get your free cheeseburger.'

Bakugou: But not directions?!

Kirishima: No!

Kaminari: No. No, no, no.

Kirishima: Look under the bun, Bakubro.

--

Present Mic: Do you have any questions for us?

Jirou: Uh, how old are you guys?

Present Mic: Nothin' but a number, right guys? ...I'm thirty-one.

--

Uraraka: If I wanted to be a horse, then I would still- I think I would still be classified as a furry.

Asui: No, you would be everyone.

Hado: Those beautiful sons o' bitches.

---

Midoriya: Stop. Stop. This needs to be addressed. My first thought was the tunnel of love, right? Okay, but stop for a second and think.

Togata: Oh my god - holy shit Midoriya! You're right!

Midoriya: Seriously though. Media has perpetrated a lot of lies on us growing up as kids, especially like, old cartoons. I've never, in my entire adult life - I've traveled all across this great land of ours, I've never, ever, ever seen a tunnel of love. I've seen a fake Mario Brothers castle that kids could run around in and fall and die. Like, I've seen a spaceship that spins around so fast that you stick to the walls. I've never seen a tunnel of love in my entire life.

Togata: Because essentially what a tunnel of love is, is a timed hand-job challenge. Are you tough enough?

Kirishima: Can you jack it?

Togata: You have 118 seconds, go! Uh-oh, look up ahead. Do you hear the clown music? You better hurry! You better hurry and finish to the clown music!

Amajiki: That's when the camera flashes.

--

Midoriya: I don't fuck with raw cheese.

Bakugou: So wait, it's gotta be grilled or no? That's it?

Midoriya: It's just- no, it's gotta be melted. I don't like the texture of raw cheese. I like cooked cheese. Pizza, yes. Grilled cheese, yes.

Bakugou: I got you a fuckin' fondue set for Christmas once. I did not know I was getting you...essentially, a mandatory cheese, like, conversion device.

Midoriya: Right, right. That fondue set is the Ellis Island of my cheese.

--

Iida: I like sex, um. Sex. Weird sex.

Todoroki: That's gross, Iida.

Midoriya: That's horrible.

Todoroki: You pervert.

--

Uraraka: Can you just sequester it?

Iida: What do you mean?

Uraraka: I mean, just like, make it never see other horses again.

Iida: A life without looking at horses?! You might as well send it to hell!

--

Jirou: So you've brought approximately 200,000 spiders into the training area, which is a cool thing.

Koda: Right, this one-

Present Mic: Oh, that's such a big spider. Hey, I just had an interesting thought.

Koda: Yeah?

Present Mic: Actually, fuck this.

--

Present Mic: My voice is a little rough, but not from sickness. Just from, just laughing and screaming in joy.

Aizawa: Well, I'm glad to hear that, ‘Zashi, you big shithead.

--

Aoyama: One thing we're bumpin' up against is gettin' the word out. Just gonna pitch this to you: Wondering if we can just borrow the emergency alert system or-

Principal Nezu: No. That's a no.

Aoyama: If a tornado happens today, you put out the alert, 'Tornado's a-comin', get down to the bunkers', but then I come in right at the end after so I'm like, 'Oh by the way it's class 1A’s concert tonight, we're gonna put on a great show down at the gym, get down there, 10 a.m., be there.'

--

Monoma: We made you this card from our hearts, we made that with our own hands if you would read it out loud.

Principal Nezu: Happy U.A. School Festival  Mr. Principal, we love you very much. All of class 1B is now legally better than class 1A...yeah. The fact that I'm saying this out loud makes it legal.

Monoma: Perfect! Excellent.

--

Dabi: Once upon a time there were three villains, named Dobi, the handsomest villain, and also his sidekicks, Thrice and Owls.

Twice: Now some folks believed that Thrice was actually the handsomest. They said he had the body of both a Greek god and a Roman god.

Hawks: Owls had angel wings and could fly, and also a ten-inch ding dong.

Dabi: Dobi lived in a mountainous landscape, near his leader, Shitaraki. One day, after polishing his, uh, eleven-inch ding dong, Dobi realized that it had been quite a while since he had used his cool flames to fly very, very fast to go see his fellow villains Thrice and Owls.

Hawks: Owls was usually busy, gettin' up on the hoop. Look at him go now! Look at him jump up high and dunk in two hoops at once with one ball!

[lunar-wandering]

y’all clearly have not seen the potential of the Linked Universe boys quoting MBMBaM and TAZ

for example:

Legend: i stand up, to my full hero height

Wind: which is 2 inches taller with the hat

Legend: yes, and I stare at my enemy, and i shout; "ABRACA-FUCK YOU!" and then i shoot him with fire from my fire rod

~

Twilight, reading a riddle off the side of a cave: what, is your favorite wizard swear?

Time: ... is there any context to the question, Twilight

Twilight: of course not

Legend: uh, i really like fuck.

Wind: (immediately starts laughing)

~

Sky, reading Warriors diary: one day, in my knight class, one student pulled out a whole lemon, and started to peel it. then he asked me for the time, to which i told him, then he said "oh okay" in a sad tone of voice and pu- (starts laughing)

Wild, also laughing but still able to read: he put his partially pealed lemon back into his bag, almost ashamed of his actions

~

Legend when the others start taking ruppees they found in a bank in his world: we,,,, can't take these.

Wild: what are you talking about?

Legend: we can't take these put them back! this isn't a dungeon we aren't looting people do business here!

Wind and Four: (start laughing)

Legend: we're literally talking the chief of police is right outside, we can't take these

Time: y'know Wild, i think he's right.

Legend: thank you. i mean you can take things if you want but i swear to HYLIA the first thing i do when we step outside is i rat you out

Everyone else: (starts laughing hysterically)

~ Blue: WhAT The FUCK happened to you?!

Vio: I had a case of the mondays!

Red: Are you haunted? Are you Possessed?!

Green: YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER!

[macklives]

session 92 end (bye 413...)

this session was so long but so fucking hectic what the fuck

im going to try and slim it down to its bare essentials rather than go on a full rant because im pretty sure i want to make a post later on about vriska’s characterisation (not anything about me liking her/disliking her, just an analyse on her life really, so it wont be too bias because thats not the point of an analysis. i also want to do one on aradia, been meaning to for a while... hmm... damn i havent done much analogies lately, and i THINK the last long post on a character i made was about davesprite??? so its been a fucking while. that being said, ill leave a lot of details out for this end of session notes so i dont just repeat myself later on. rather will keep to plot points here and then make character points in another)

alright

first we had a page or two where aradia confided in nepeta about her being dead which means nepeta is the only one to know this revelation. im pretty sure aradia confided because there was no other way around it, since nepeta was her server player, so it was inevitable. either way, aradia still put her trust in nep, which means, if you think about it, nobody else knows and nobody else ever will. and considering aradia asked nep to keep it a secret, it probably wont get explored by others until MAYBE later on, whenever its plot relevant, so everyone will be in the dark about it for a while which ill have to remember for future dialogue and scenes with aradia in them

then we met vriska

which, yes, is a meme. i may not have been on a lot of fandom platforms, but you cant escape some of the stuff that goes around the internet. even if you dont know undertale, im pretty sure you know of sans. or komaeda if you have/havent seen danganronpa. its just.. the memes, ya know? ive heard from many sources of the “vriska did nothing wrong” quote (even through mbmbam which??? WHAT) but since i didnt even know what it meant, i never explored it so then i never knew it was a homestuck thing. imagine my surprise...... i think even at the time, i wouldnt have known what homestuck was either honestly so it wouldnt even matter. i only recently learned about the fandom.... uhh, maybe half a year ago??? yeah, august, so my knowledge was slim but vriska is a thing ive heard before, which still shocks me

goddammit

anyways back to her

so her intro was something, we pretty much found out she likes DnD (a FANATIC in fact) and feeds her lusus the flesh of living trolls. which is fucked up. but i wont get too much into detail about that until i make a post about her life on alternia and the consequences of such. or maybe just alternia in general...?? or *both* heheheh but i feel i need more information before i go off on a tangent about that

then we met??? white text dude?? who is a major asshole but an asshole with insults that hURted, to think i felt bad for VRISKA when that happened. woah.

i said before, but... karkat, he cant really hit deep because his insults are just HIM and his way to express himself. like some people find it natural to just go “FUCK YOU” to show emphasis on a point, and thats just karkats way. he may do it so aggressively that it takes you a second to realize what he said, but usually i dont take anything to heart whenever he spurts out some insults. ive progressed to the point where whatever he says, is just “karkat” and not him trying to be actively mean. rather, its now funny whenever he does say anything SOMEWHAT creative, dude has an imagination that goes on for miles

but vriska?? she IS trying to be a bully, you can tell. but i feel theres something much more to that. like shes trying to prove herself and her “blueblooded” demeanours or whatever the hierarchy is. she doesnt want to show emotions so she makes herself a barrier by being mean is what i can gather from her conversation with kanaya. im pretty sure youre not supposed to understand her until its pointed out and rather see her as an “antagonist” at first, but yeah, her insults are more pitiful than anything and i also cant take her too seriously. i may not like her as a person but her character is interesting because you cant always have the goodie two shoes as the protags. it doesnt diversify the characterisation so i like vriska as someone who makes the plot work and it becomes more interesting since you have someone that makes it harder for the main crew to progress. a happy-go-lucky adventure with no trouble and no turnabouts would be boring in a way. so having a character like vriska, or like this new white text guy, it makes you stop for a second and realize oh shit okay, here’s where shit CAN go wrong and WHY. and i do especially like it when these bastards of characters somehow have more depth than being the “bastard characters”. kinda humanizes them in a way. doesnt mean you have to LIKE them continuously, but theyre humans (trolls whatever) in the end and every person has their own story whether its for better or for worse

for example, i like her being placed into the story, along with white text, by how its all leading to this “accident” and is slowly showing us hints on what happened, but in the end, it wont be until later that we know the full story. even if it was in the past, it apparently is very vital to the plot and shapes how the characters act in the future, so important aspects like that are to look out for. and usually they only occur when theres been some trouble within friend dynamics. so without these bastard of characters, plot wouldnt grow AS strong and i often keep that in mind when i explore a story.

anyways, I HAD A POINT TO THIS: so vriska and karkat are characters who are yes, mean, but it seems to be their personality, and the way they either show emotions and convey feelings (karkat) or make a barrier so they DONT show emotions to produce vulnerability (vriska), white text guy seems to mostly be out to be an asshole. he told vriska she was useless to sum it up but im not too sure if this is one of those “first dialogue” to mould out a bias opinion before we even get to the character themselves, but judging by how vriska and karkat played out, he surely means something bad and i dont know how to explain it. but i cannot base anything off from one piece of dialogue. i dont even know what else to call him other than white text guy so...... ill just leave that out for now, until we finally get his introduction

though, i do wish to mention, and will expand on, im not wrong when i say karkat and vriska are similar but in different context. sorry if youre favourite is karkat and you dont like vriska, or vice versa, but uhhhh their introductions are so similar its uncanny and the way they’re portrayed is the same except one is more on crack about the meddling, while the other is angry about the meddling. similar to how it was with karkat, we were introduced to vriska talking with someone we knew (tavros) whom she obviously didnt like, so obviously, from her point of view, she wanted to be menacing. like how karkat was menacing to jade because she wouldnt listen to his point... he got angry, so he lashed out. but us, the readers, didnt know that. we thought “oh god its this asshole” until we made it further in the story and started to warm up to karkat. it may not be the same with vriska, she may be a bully regardless, but you cannot tell me we moulded a bias towards her character as we did when we first read karkat. theyre both truly mean to other people, maybe both for different reasons, but i do want to point out the similarities and not leave that out. im pretty sure andrew basically gave us a conversation that formed our opinion of a character right off the bat rather than go into depth of WHY they did it, and how they are naturally without the conditions of the game. which, you can also see with vriska when she conversed with kanaya. andrew started off with a character who only appears to speak once, and makes you judge them from first appearance alone, without any explanation as to why they said what they said and how they are with other characters, let says. so you assume they were simply a rude character. now look how karkat turned out. so im guessing in homestuck, the first impression should never be the opinion you stick with until MAYBE 5 more conversations with that character (each one different)

OKAY done with the vriska introduction, now to slutquius

yes, hes kinda weird, i have stated that many times. i have no idea what to say about him other than he likes porn, he likes centaur dick which just so happens to be his lusus as well and if that isnt a red flag idk what is

he also likes his lusus milk, right from the udders of his guardian

fun times, fun times

my opinion of equius kinda.. differs. which i should really put in place the “dont judge by first impression” rule, because at first i thought he was rude with, then i thought he was hhh okay, because i understood why he was being so protective over nepeta and her team placement, since the people she was going to play with WERE dangerous. but if you think about it, both sides will probably put you in danger. it just depends on which ones you confide in more to protect your back rather than those which would cause trouble on purpose, in my HONEST opinion. so equius was a little overdramatic on that part, but i got what he meant. he was on the blue team and he didnt want to leave nepeta alone without him on the red. but then this session happened. and he went back to being weird again because of the whole porn thing, especially being so open about it like dude chill youre 13. but the thing is, then i felt bad for him because hes basically touch starved. to say that he could break anything he touches, i doubt people would go up to him for hugs. in fear they would be crushed to death by a simple hug. so im guessing hes rather lonely and doesnt really know how to interact because of this. so i felt sad that he had to live a life where he needs to be careful of everything he touches so it doesnt break randomly. see? poor dude. but then things got weird. and im pretty sure hes a masochist. so my opinion on equius is a fucking cosine graph

which brings us to the final point:

gamzee and equius’ conversation

i dont even know.....like.........gamzee was unaware that equius was using him for his own power play roleplay, right? gamzee knew it was a roleplay but it had had some.. idk.... obvious sexual implications? and i bet gamzee didnt really know that? he thought they were only venting out through a simple roleplay and trying to get closer because he originally thought equius hated him, considering equius flat out said “i hate you” and gamzee went “you tell me everyday and im okay with that” so.. gamzee probably wanted only to get closer to equius so he helped out his little problem which.. thats so sweet but i feel bad he was coerced into something he didnt get, especially since he was innocent enough to go along without knowing equius’ true gain

anyways, equius was getting off with the hierarchy thing. considering he’s “lower” than gamzee, and gamzee is surprisingly ...high on the spectrum??? so equius wanted gamzee to boss him around, because it felt only natural to him since he’s the “inferior one” and gamzee is The Big Man. like i get that, but it was written in a way that was so uncomfortable, that i wish i didnt. equius is just a weird character... hes not BAD per say, but hes... hes something alright

but im really liking gamzee. the two things which struck me in that one conversation, was the “i dont get why we should dictate people by the colour of their blood, i just see people as people” piece of dialogue and “i cant go around pleasing just everything so its alright if you hate me”

thats... so good, idk. i really liked that. i also really liked when kanaya said “youre dangerous but dangerous people are needed and are important because it shapes you” like <33 my fucking heart

god homestuck may be a tad on the weird side with some of its characters but it surely knows how to create great lines of dialogue

and that concludes the long 4 hour session i did, hope you all enjoyed it

with that, i rest

[himiko-yumehellno]

Beta au fan quotes part eight – Skeptic Squad/Sibling AU edition:

Rantaro: I just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then an alarm went off and he just? Stopped crying? And went right back to work.

Kirumi: That was Shuichi.

Shuichi: It's called time management.

Source: twitter

—

Rantaro: Kirumi offered me a sip of her drink cause I mentioned I was thirsty... I was not fucking expecting to take a sip of vodka cranberry at nine in the morning y'all.

Source: twitter

—

Shuichi: Are you alright? Did you get enough sleep?

Rantaro: I got a solid eight minutes. Not consecutively, but still. I'm fine. You're not even that blurry.

Source: unknown

—

Kirumi: This coffee is very hot.

Rantaro: Yes.

Kirumi: So you shouldn’t pour it on your body.

Rantaro: Correct.

Kirumi: So you shouldn’t pour it down your throa-

Rantaro, already drinking it: Shit that hurts.

Source: twitter

—

Shuichi: Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

Kirumi: Not even god knows what you're doing, Shuichi.

Source: unknown

—

Rantaro: Saihara, my friend.

Shuichi: I think you tried to kill me at one point.

Rantaro: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

Source: homestuck

—

Rantaro: *has a bad and dangerous idea*

Kirumi, waking up in a cold sweat: Something is wrong.

Source: unknown

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Rantaro: What the FUCK happened to you? Are you HAUNTED? Are you FUCKING POSSESSED? You used to be my brother!

Shuichi, doubled over in laughter: I had a case of the Mondays!

Source: mbmbam

—

Shuichi: I don’t have the energy for this.

Kirumi: For what?

Shuichi: *gestures vaguely*

Source: unknown

—

Rantaro: So apparently I’m "weird" for calling the mascot of the local pizza joint Charles. I’m just trying to be professional. I don’t know the man well enough to be on a nickname basis.

Kirumi: I get that you’re trying to be respectful, but you have to remember that he’s a performer. Stage names are an important part of character. If you ignore his stage name, you ignore the character he is trying to portray, thus shattering the illusion and suspension of disbelief that his audience has willingly established with him.

Rantaro: I guess I never thought of it that way. Maybe you’re right. I’ll be sure to write a formal letter of apology to Chuck E. Cheese.

Shuichi: This conversation bitch-slapped my brain.

Source: twitter

—

@kagazuly if you won't let these children be happy, the least I can do is make funny incorrect quotes for them for an au where they're all happy and get to make funny quotes like these

[ashdoescomics]

things my sister said while watching avatar (pt.2)

so we finished the series today and here’s what my sister had to say about it:

calling iroh “unproblematic king”

calling master pakku a “haughty ass bitch”

(referring to the fight b/n pakku and katara) “this is how cardjitsu should have gone in club penguin”

“i don’t remember this scene in avengers” in reference to hammer man in ep 19

*mumbles melody of “secret tunnel”* “tHIS IS WHERE ITS FROM?? I HEARD THIS ON TIKTOK”

(cave of lovers) “i don’t like these very precarious and awkward situations thEY ARE LIKE BROTHER AND SISTERRR”

“i don’t know how to feel about that”

“sokka’s fuckin,, gumby, he’s been thrown around so many times *singing* i been broke so many times...”

“pentapox is just coronavirus”

(when the villagers of omashu pretend to be sick) “coronavirus, colorized, 2020”

(mai, ty lee, and azula) “they look like the hex girls but asian”

(angry katara) “tag yourself i’m katara like 24/7”

“yes wash appa wash that boy, wash him like he’s a nintendog”

“I SHIP TY LEE AND MAI”

“zuko’s higher up on the scale above sokka. especially now that zuko’s getting good & sensitive and also maybe because he has hair now”

“general iroh was the og chick-fil-a employee, little did everyone know that chick-fil-a was based off of a true story and this man founded it uncle iroh is the CEO of nice chick-fil-a employees”

(whenever zuko is on screen) “here he is the king here is the KING”

“mai and zuko are the e-couple, the ultimate goth”

(the beach episode) “you’re against the whole baywatch team playing volleyball”

“zuko’s the skinniest one out of all of them he looks like nothing”

“what’s even is zuko and mai’s relationship??”

(after zuko and mai break up) “and now to get zuko and katara together”

“LITERALLY ZUTARA. PERIOD”

(to no ponytail sokka) “ohoho hello, sokka with hair”

“the fact is that zuko is secretly a softie and i like him”

“he’s not an asshole anymore and now there’s appeal”

“i want you to put down on your notes that sokka looks like lil huddy”

“the beach episode is literally ap psych girls examining emotions”

“toph is basically a land dolphin, she sees with her echolocation feet without the screaming or something”

“i take it back, zuko is a hot boi”

(when i looked at my sister, expecting a reaction from seeing sozin and roku as friends) “huh? what, are they gay? what’s going on”

(referring to toph) “oh, to see without my eyes”

“katara is such a mom”

(when toph pays sokka to keep the poster a secret) “toph is sokka’s sugar daddy”

(katara bending her own sweat) “oh my god, that was just sweat, that’s actually gross, i just remembered they didn’t have deodorant in this time”

(bloodbending) “that’s exactly what i was afraid of”

“katara is the tiger mom of the group”

“zuko is soft boy i love him”

“zuko really had a glow up damn”

“katara is the neosporin of the group”

(when zuko and aang get goo’ed to the ceiling and aang asks what they should do) “sleepover!!”

(zuko: i’m never happy) “me, after i get two pumps of serotonin in my venti starbucks macchiato”

“that’s rough buddy has the same energy as oof”

(prison riot & sokka says, ‘good, everyones here’) “dude we’re getting the band back together”

“suki and sokka? i see it... i still miss yue tho”

“mai is emotionless queen”

“i do have mixed feelings about her character tho”

“i love ty lee”

“everyone really just turned on azula like that”

“zuko and katara have impeccable chemistry of they complement each other”

*screams* “tHEYRE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER THO”

(literally all of the theatre ep) “*quoting MBMBAM* ‘i am very uncomfortable with the energy we’ve created in the studio today’”

(me: i thought aang was vegan) “hes vegetarian vegans don’t exist”

“avatar yangchen has jojo siwa’s forehead”

“azula’s sO annoying”

“man, toph’s back must hurt from literally carrying the entire team on her shoulders”

“the white lotus are the boomer benders: water boomer, air boomer, and hey you got bumi boomer in there too so it all works out”

“azula was the blueprint for quarantine girls, did you SEE her haircut?? no wonder all these girls are cutting their bangs like her”

(ozai setting stuff on fire) “ladies and gentlemen, this is the amazon wildfires, colorized, 2019”

(mocks azula) “i cHaLLenGe yOu to aGNi kAi!!!”

*screams when aang doesn’t redirect the lightning to ozai* “FUCKING IDIOT”

(gets up to leave) “ok i’m dizzy let’s space out episodes 20 and 21”

(returns not even 3 seconds later) “yknow what why not, play episode 21”

i hope y’all enjoyed my sister’s headassery this was very entertaining for me lol