#Yes I ship them. FIGHT ME!!! (please don't or I'll cry)

[sapphire-drawings]

AU STUFF BECAUSE I CAN AND IT'S GETTING KIND OF BORING SEEING THE SAME CHARACTERS OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!

Willow is supposed to be swapped with Wickerbottom and Warly ideally is swapped with Walani. I say "supposed" because it doesn't really makes sense, Like... they're the same but not really

These too are probably the ones with the most background unlike the ones I still have to design... I think

Anyway uhhh

AU STUFFFFF

[izzabela]

Till Death Do Us Part - Lin Kuei x fem!reader (scenario fic)

in which your on-screen death affects each brother differently

a/n: me when i get attached to a character and watch them fucking perish

ship[s]: kuai liang, bi han & tomas x fem!reader

warning(s): post-kanon/non-canon

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Kuai Liang

You open the door to the huge media room in Johnny's home. Courtesy to the big bucks he was making.

Johnny invited everyone that was part of the armageddon fight a couple of years ago to watch the "pre-pre-prerelease" of the latest Mortal Kombat universe installment, and boy was it decently big.

Mileena, Kitana, Tanya, and Khameleon were present. Ermac, well, Jerrod was also here sitting with Liu Kang on their left. Kenshi sat with Raiden, and Jax, while Johnny was with Kung Lao, Ashrah, and Syzoth.

Of course, you, Kuai Liang, Bi Han, and Tomas were present as well. You four sat in the very back of the theater room, conversing amongst yourselves before the movie began.

"Are the pleasantries over?" Bi Han complains. "I cannot believe I took time off for dilly-dallying..."

Comedically, Johnny gets up and begins to welcome everyone to his home and hopes they enjoy the movie.

"And yes, blueberry ice cream," Johnny quips. "Pleasantries are over."

Little chuckles and laughs are scattered around the room, and you turn to see your grandmaster grumble even more.

"I do hope you enjoy this, love," you whisper to Kuai Liang. "Johnny and I worked very hard on this movie."

"And I?" Kuai Liang parrots. Suddenly, you're on screen with huge guns and a kick-ass attitude.

The rooms erupts with claps and cheers, your friends turning around to point out the obvious fact you're in the film. You chuckle as you watch yourself relive the moments of you and Johnny during a solo mission you were sent on.

"Sister, is this the retelling of that mission you and Johnny went on?" Tomas asked, eyes sparkling. You nod, a finger over your lips as you force him to hush and watch the movie.

Kuai Liang kind of thought Johnny wasn't all that great in acting or directing, but this film shut his prejudices about the actor up. Kuai Liang fell in love with yours and his character. Though Cage was not acting in it, it was clear the actor who was portraying him nailed it.

As scenes changed from dry, arid deserts, to the vast greenery of Outworld jungles, the climax of the film came. At this point in the movie, Kuai Liang had grown so attached to your character to the point you could hear him talk to himself.

Little "no, don't do that!" or "smart girl" was heard from his lips. He was enthralled, and it pleased you to see that he was enjoying the fruits of your long, arduous labor.

At the climax, you and Johnny were running away from an abandoned fortress littered with booby traps and enemies. You both exhausted your gunpowder, and your character only had one magazine left.

The problem, though, was that enemies were growing and incoming, and the exit was still a couple of meters away.

"Almost there!" Johnny's actor yells, chest rising and falling as you and him run across the corridor of the fortress. Kuai Liang watches in anticipation as the screen switches to the enemies, who triggered a booby trap of falling pillars.

"Agh!" you cry out, watching as the pillars cam crashing down. "A fucking failsafe mechanism!"

"Language," Kung Lao blurts out, earning a chuckle from everyone in the room.

As the scene plays out, your character falls behind a bit due to a crack in the ground, and you trip cover yourself. A collective gasp is heard around the room, but it only gets louder as everyone watches a pillar fall and crush your leg.

"Oh no!" Kuai Liang breathes. You giggle as you watch him watch your scene.

As the enemies close in on you, Johnny's actor tries to help you up, but to no avail. He's heaving, ho-ing, and doing all he can, but the enemies can be seen just down the hallway.

"Go, Johnny!" you yell, pushing the actor forward. "I'll hold them!"

"No, are you crazy?!" he yells back at you, planting his feet as he tries to lift you by your armpits. "We're getting you home, and that's final!"

You grab the collar of your costar and bring his face close to you, glaring into his soul as you utter out your final command.

"I ain't making it out, Johnny," you wheeze as the realization sets in on Johnny's character. "You're running out of here, and in three ticks, I'm shooting that loose pillar at the weak point the block the exit off."

Johnny's character is wide-eyed, "You don't seriously-"

"You've been a friend, Johnny," your character says proudly, a slight wobble in your smile. "Live for me, will ya?"

You push him with the last of your strength to the door of the hallway. The monsters are in, and you use up ten of your bullets to shoot a couple of the mobs down. You get s couple more shots in, four specifically, meaning you have one more left.

"One Mississippi," you breathe, looking behind you as you take aim at the loose end of the pilar.

"Two Mississippi," you load the bullet in, closing an eye to perfect the aim.

"Please, elder gods no," Kuai Liang whispers.

"Three Mississippi," the shot rings out, and the pillar falls to completely block the exit out of the monster's reach.

As you watch your own death begin to play out, you feel a slight burn as Kuai Liang's hand grips yours. If it was warm earlier, you were experiencing burns at this point. It didn't help that his grip was tight.

You turn to Kuai Liang and realize his eyes were wide in horror. He remembered that the joint mission was rough, he saw you sleeping in the healer's room for weeks.

But the fact this was what could have happened, the fact that maybe something like this actually happened.

It burned him.

Three squeezes on your hand, a nonverbal signal created in case you two were too busy doing something to say it.

Or in rare cases, watching you die on the silver screen.

You lean to his side and whisper loud enough so only he could hear.

"I love you too."

He doesn't say anything for the rest of the film, but the burning sensation goes away, finally.

What doesn't is his hand, and you could live with that for this evening.

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Bi Han

"You're going to like this movie, darling," you say giddily, snuggling into Bi Han's bicep as you both cuddled on a couple's bean bag.

"I still do not think his portrayals of our work is accurate," Bi Han grumbles.

Johnny had just finished filming another movie for his cinematic universe, this time based on the Lin Kuei and their epic heist at the old fortress.

As you and Bi Han whispered amongst yourselves, your eyes glaze over all figures present in Johnny's movie room.

The imperial family, Khameleon, and Tanya sat on the plush leather recliner-chairs. Next to Kitana was Raiden, and next to him was Kung Lao and Fujin, Raiden's sister.

Kenshi was also here (his powers allowed him to watch movies? you thought). He was sitting by Jax and Suchin, and next to those two were Takeda, Hanzo, and Tomas.

The two elders were watching the ninja's tickle the young Hanzo, who was riled up in a giggle storm.

And of course, you cannot ignore Kuai Liang and Harumi, who sat on the recliner-chairs as well. They were talking amongst themselves too, pointing to everyone with little smiles on their faces.

Suddenly, and without warning, the lights dimmed and Johnny appeared in front of the screen.

"Thanks for coming guys!" Johnny bows. "Now, let's all sit down and enjoy the show!"

Everyone claps as Johnny makes room on Kenshi's free side, inserting himself in the calm duo.

"Let's see how well he understands our culture," Bi Han mutters as the movie plays.

It took a lot for Bi Han to be impressed. Sometimes, you wonder how the hell you managed to bag such an unimpressable man.

But Bi Han remained silent and slightly (ever so slightly) wide-eyed at the accurate portrayal of his clan and culture. For secrecy reasons, the Lin Kuei could not be named.

But everything from costume, fighting style, culture, even speech, was practically perfected.

Then, there was your character.

Guns strapped to your back, knives in hilts on your thighs, and clothes a little too risqué for battle, you were the side kick for this mission.

"Is that..." but before Bi Han could say anything, everyone is cheering and looking back at you.

You smile and wave your hands in embarrassment and shyness, especially when Kitana compliments you.

"Finally, seems Earth is getting things right about women."

As the movie plays, Bi Han can feel himself getting attached to all these characters, especially yours. Yes, you were literally the character, but the writing, facial expressions, the subtle acting made him like your character even more.

Which was a shame when the climax came.

Of course, since it's Hollywood, things had to be exaggerated. Instead of the movie playing how real life happened, in which you and Bi Han made it out alive and with a couple of scratches, Johnny took the creative approach.

"This place can't exist anymore," your character explains to your costar.

"But we have the scrolls!" he exclaims, papers jumbled in his hands. "No one will know how to create the magic again!"

As you bickered, enemies began to draw near to the sounds of your voices. You both turn and realize the skeleton army draws closer to you two, and the ability to make a choice becomes slimmer and slimmer.

As you both ran towards the main door, the archway collapses last second, and you're unfortunately stuck underneath the jagged rubble.

You cough blood out (fake of course), but it doesn't stop Bi Han from making a strangled noise from the back of his throat.

You watch intently at Bi Han, then the movie. Of course it was fake, but his reactions weren't. The genuine worry on his face, the fact his brows were bent upwards and down, the little frown his mouth makes.

Your acting got him hook, line, and sinker.

"My friend," your character manages weakly, taking out a single explosive and a matching remote.

"You have to get out of here!" your costar exclaims, uselessly digging around the rubble to try and pull you out.

Gently, you stop him and look at the tears that stream from your costar's face.

"My legs are done for... this is all on you, bud," you smile, more blood seeping through your mouth.

One last fist bump, and your costar runs past the door, not looking back once as his tears fall completely off his marred and dirty face.

"You're gold, kid," your character says finally, before detonating the explosive and sealing the palace entrance shut.

You can hear sniffles and muffled sobs from your friends around the room, but they pale in comparison to Bi Han's expression.

The usually scowling, borderline angry-looking man you called yours was shocked. Mouth agape slightly, and his brows were turned upwards completely. You could see that there was a vein in his neck, and looking down more his hands were balled into a fist.

It also didn't help that bits of his powers were seeping through, and the air around you and him grew colder and colder.

"Bi Han?" you tread carefully with your words. Your hand does the same as you gently place it above his, the chill nicking your fingers a bit.

It's worth it, though, as his powers began to subside. In fact, Bi Han himself looked like he was melting into your touch.

He took your hand and placed it on his cheek, practically nuzzling into it and ignoring the movie now.

As the movie finished up, and everyone was back to chatting amongst themselves, Bi Han's cheek remained in your hand.

You don't talk to him, though. You two were stuck in your own world of silence, comfortable silence, as Bi Han practically soaked your touch in like a sponge.

And while sometimes you playfully shoved him off, you knew that right now he needed this more than anything.

You smile softly, engaging in conversation near you as Bi Han continued to hold your hand.

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Tomas

"I have been dying to watch this movie since you told me you were starring in it!" Tomas exclaims as you two follow Johnny upstairs.

Johnny chuckles, "She really did a number on me, Smokey Bear. I was in bedrest for a week!"

You laugh nervously before Tomas kisses you cheek and praises you for Johnny.

"The strongest woman I know after Madam Bo," you giggle and ruffle his hair. "My love."

Johnny opens the door to reveal a set up similar to drive-in movies. The movie would he projected against a white tarp, and everyone was on the ground with blankets, air mattresses, or pillows.

The royal family, plus Tanya, Khameleon, and Jerrod, sat on the biggest air mattress Johnny had.

Kenshi, Jax, and a new friend, Sonya, were next to the imperial family. They were just talking about work, as usual.

The stars of the show were Raiden, Kung Lao, Ashrah and Syzoth. Kung Lao was trying to explain how pillow fights work to the Zaterran, but you're so sure something was lost in translation.

Finally, on blankets to the far back, were Bi Han, Kuai Liang, and Harumi. That's where you and Tomas would be sitting, with the lovely couple and the fifth wheel brother.

"Good evening everyone!" you greet everyone, and they all wave back in equal joy. As you sat with your group, you and Harumi caught up with one another as the men talked to each other about other things.

Your conversation was cut short when Johnny claps for everyone's attention.

"Thank you everyone for coming!" he announces with gusto. "You all should be grateful to know me, my connections are out of this world!"

Kung Lao sighs and rolls his eyes, "Sit down, you're in the way!"

More chuckles erupt from the room, and Johnny grumbles about how Kung Lao isn't funny before he gets the projector running and playing the film.

Inspired from a mission you and Johnny went on, partnering with the OIA as well, you guys were on a mission to find traces and a hint of the Black Dragon. Of course, the mission was a lot smoother and no one died, but Johnny definitely exaggerated it.

As the movie plays, Tomas is immediately drawn in with Johnny's and your character. He loves Johnny as an idol, but your character was something to admire.

Flamboyant, guns blazing, and loud as always, your character was the intelligent femme fatale. Just like you were in real life, all of your qualities were written in perfectly.

As the movie plays, Tomas is very obviously immersed with the way Johnny directed the film. Scenes flowed perfectly, and Tomas was vocalizing his love for the writing every second the film was playing.

From office settings, to fantastical settings of Outworld, to the streets of Japan, the movie plays similar to reality until the climax.

You, Johnny's actor, and the other OIA actors are running away from a hoard of Black Dragon goons. As you guys run away, gun shots ring out behind you as the villains shoot and try their hand at watching your blood spill.

"Johnny! You still got the goods right?" your character double-checks with your costar. He turns behind you as you all continue running, holding rolled up scrolls with a thumbs up.

"No time for this, guys, keep it moving!" the Jax Briggs actor yells, sprinting even faster.

Tomas watches intently, hugging a pillow close to his chest as his eyes are wide and mouth ajar. Tomas is shaking his head, as if he knows what's going to happen.

As your characters keep running, you realize that there are more shots coming from above. Looking up, your character realizes there's a sniper up on a chopper (when you shot this scene, you just ignored how unrealistic it got).

More shots come down, and you realize that he's targeting Johnny. The scrolls were sensitive, and the fact your characters swiped it like candy from a store meant no one was allowed to live after reading its contents.

"Johnny, watch out!" your character screams, jumping over him and taking a shot in your abdomen and right above your breast. Audible gasps are heard around the room, but it's Tomas's reaction that gets you.

He's angry, pissed beyond belief. His brows were down, his fingers digging into the pillow as he watched your character mutter out cringey last words and a dying breath.

Tears. There are also tears in his eyes as he watches your character pass completely. They fell as Johnny's actor and the others run away from your lifeless body. They fell as the actors cried on their own.

They fell as the credits rolled.

As everyone sang their praises for the movie, Tomas stays rather still, arms around the pillow as the angry tears keep falling. You move closer to him, covering his face as you talk to him in a voice only he can hear.

"Tomas? Darling?" you ask him as you wipe his tears. "Let the pillow go, talk to me..."

Obeying, he drops the pillow quickly to replace it with your waist. Soft, warm, you were not the person in the movie- you were alive. If the grip around you was tight already, he somehow made suffocating.

Like a child with his favorite toy, he did not want to let you go at all.

"Got yourself a dog, huh?" Johnny teases, reaching to ruffle his hair. Except he gets rejected with a glare and a dangerously low voice.

"You're never having her again, you scumbag."

You gasp at his rudeness, apologizing on his behalf as Johnny rants to Kenshi about how mean Tomas was being. Even so, Tomas didn't let go. You figured that it had something to so with his past, but pressing wouldn't do him good.

Instead, you wrapped your arms around him as stroked his hair. Soft downward strokes, you also drew circles on his back to get his beathing in order.

Even as people left, he did not let go, and you were okay with that.

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and that's a wrap on all my requests!

please answer this poll as i am gonna be starting more writing projects

thank you all so much! and i'll see yall in the next fic!

[sinsmockingbird]

Five threesome pairs I want to be apart of. They'll be listed from the pair I want to be in between the most of, to the I still want to be in between them but not aching for it. For @sea-lanterns.

✧ GENSHIN IMPACT

1.) Raiden Ei & Yae Miko. I love these two, I love the ship (for the most part) and love their dynamic. I just know being in bed with them both is fucking crazy, and I want to experience that. Miko teasing the hell outta me and Ei, while the Archon is just getting a sweet tooth off me.

2.) Beidou & Ningguang. How can I not want to be with these two!? Lesbians, I love them, I want to witness their banter in bed while they pleasure me. You know Beidou is more rough and sloppy while Ningguang is slow and precise (great with her tongue).

3.) Arlecchino & Furina. Yes, a more toxic pairing with pretty dead dove themes, as deemed by the fandom. I don't fully ship them, but I just want to ruin Furina with Arlecchino. I want us both to make her cry and beg from our teasing, we'd be good cop bad cop.

4.) Ningguang & Ganyu. I'm sorry, but Ningguang has made it up here twice, because fucks sake I want her. I want these two to be slow and gentle with me, particularly after a hard day. We can take a warm bath and then after have loving sex.

5.) Shenhe & Yelan. Being tied up by Yelan and just having Shenhe all over me is.... yeah. I'm not too into Yelan, but goddammit, I am very into Shenhe.

✧ HONKAI STAR RAIL

1.) Black Swan & Acheron. The only reason this is number one is from that YouTube video. The two at, 2, were originally here, but it's changed. I want to be fucked hard by Acheron and become traumatized with Black Swan. I'll be the one to bring these two back together.

2.) Kafka & Himeko. I don't think much has to be said as to why, I mean... the chemistry between these two and the obvious history. Plus I want Kafka to ruin my pussy while Himeko is there comforting me, and allowing me to suck on her boobs. Best therapy fuck, right here.

3.) Stelle & Firefly. Let me please dominate and tease these two!! Oh my god I want to make Stelle squirm while I jerk their cock off and make sure she gets to the point of release before stopping. Then making Firefly a flushed mess while she watches, touching herself until I go between her legs-!!! God I want them.

4.) Jingliu & Yukong. My tragic old yuri women. Deranged Jingliu fucking me hard and in heat Yukong- yes I want to be bred and knocked up. I don't want to leave that bed until I'm filled with their cum, okay!! Plus, they both just need love.

5.) Serval & Natasha. This is a rare pair between two old women I love so much. We need Natasha to heal Serval's broken heart, the one Cocolia left her with, she is a doctor after all. And if getting into bed with them will start that? Then 100% we're doing that.

✧ PATH TO NOWHERE

1.) Zoya & Angell. After that fanart I saw with them both, and that thirst I wrote as well, I've never wanted to be between two women more. I want them to try and stake claim on me, fighting over me even as they fuck me dumb. I don't care how many bites and scratches I have on my body after.

2.) Shalom & Rahu. I want Rahu fucking me raw, like a dog in heat, while Shalom watches and praises us both. I also want to participate in endlessly teasing Rahu and making her unable to cum until Shalom gives her permission. It's a coin flip with them both for me.

3.) Deren & Raven. Give me these two creative ladies and let me pull them into bed with me. Just knowing Raven would be very high energy with a low energy Deren is amusing, but it works. Raven is doing most of the work, not that she minds, while I lazily jerk Deren off. It's fucking heaven.

4.) Cabernet & Kelvin. Intimidated but aroused Kelvin, having her thighs pinned down on the bed with Cabernet eating her out. Then I'm on the side, teasing her nipples and marking her neck, praising her. I want it.

5.) Tetra & Pricilla. These two would be beyond teasing in bed, and you know what, I'd take it all. I want to their prized gem that they worship and love.

[stars-n-spice]

Thoughts on s3 ep 07!

fuckin bitchass episode broke my "no crying streak" of fuckin,, one episode, fuck you

anyways,, y'all know the drill,, spoilers and me screaming under the cut!

i love commander wolffe so much

when the clone assassin (who is Tech,, let's just be honest here,,) got out from under the rocks I was like, "Hey what the fuck,, that should've KILLED you" and was also like "ok so that's definitely Tech, why the fuck does he keep coming back??"

wolffe being like "these are clones" gave me so much hope,, baby I hope you come around and join your brothers,, I am BEGGING

something something,, being defective,, not following orders,, the clone assassin operative,, yeah,,

uGH wolffe looks so so so good in TBB animation

Batcher licking Nemec :(

Crosshair does a lot of,,, "I'll handle it",, he wants to feel useful I'm - :(((((

shakey hands,, ughhhh

the "operative" is surviving WAY too much for him not to be important

"we need to go" - "we're waitin on you" :(((

"she only bites half of the time" OH MY GOD,, PLEASE

I love you Batcher, you are the best girl

GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCH - IT DON'T BITE - YES IT DO,,

lmao i really thought they were going to get away and then they got fucking shot down,,

Wrecker's groan when Batcher jumped on him to get out of the ship asldkf;a

I'm so happy about Wrecker not getting a lot of screen time but I'm also not,, because to me less screen time means less of a chance of him dying or something but it also means less of me getting to see him

but everything he does on screen is wonderful,, he's amazing and I love him and he could just be standing there in the background just breathing and i'll be acting like he just blew up the death star or something

CROSSHAIR IS SUCH A GIRL DAD

I cannot get over Crosshair and Omega's dynamic oh my GOD

Star wars, you can't give us this good of a dynamic for only ONE season,, PLEASE let them survive

him checking up on her,, making sure she has all her things and sticks close :((( FUCK

I love how it sounds like it's physically hurting Crosshair to ask Omega if she's good and has her things together,, that's so funny to me

"You're just as bad as Hunter" - "Oh, I'm much worse." OH MY GOD.

screaming crying throwing up

i went, "Nemec and Howzer better not die" AND THEN LIKE TWO MINUTES LATER NEMEC GOT FUCKING SNIPED

i was so mad

CMON

Howzer changing his mind about Crosshair :(( wondering if he's thinking about Hera :((((

"Loyalty meant something to me" UGHHHHH, fucking,, AGGUHHH,, the essays that could be written on Crosshair and loyalty,, FUCK

oh the way Crosshair is as open as he is to talk about what happened :(((

godDAAMMNN

when Wrecker did the thing,, where,, he like,,, he um,, y'know,, like the,, move where,, and he,, he bashes,, bashes uh the two,,, bashes two heads together,, and knocks them unconscious,, hmm, yeah,,,

WRECKER PROTECTING BATCHER?!?!

that man is perfect oh my god,, fucking HELL,, I want him so badly,,

"I don't like that idea" - "too bad" AGHHHH YOUR HONOR I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

something something Crosshair doing the most to feel useful and needed UGGHHH

hey is it just me or did the animation for the water with the waterfall look,, like,, weird?? or strange?? idk,, it just seemed off to me

ALSO THAT FIGHT?? fuck that was cool

also if that really is Tech,, Crosshair got his ass handed to him by Tech lmao

BUT ALSO IF THAT WAS TECH,, the fucking angst man,, he seriously almost killed Crosshair,, holy shit

Howzer's new look is so,, MMh,, the,, fuck,, the holster straps on his thighs,,, the pouch on his chest,, ughh

the fact that these operatives like,, KNOW Crosshair,, they KNOW he went through the program and didn't comply the way he should've,, idk,, it's just,,

"you chose the wrong side" FUCKING LEAVE HIM ALONE MAN YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP MAKING HIM QUESTION SHIT AND HIS PLACE IN EVERYTHING FUUUCCCKK

Crosshair looked fucking terrified during that fight and for good reason too he was getting his ASS handed to him (granted he doesn't have much of one but still-)

also,, him being not super great in hand to hand combat got me thinking because,, dude's a sniper,, he keeps his distance,, his thing is long range shit,, and fucking,, boy if that doesn't reflect on his character,, not wanting to get close,, keeping a distance,, MAN

HOWZER TO THE RESCUE <33

for the like,, third time my assurance that this operative is Tech was ruined as he fell down that waterfall but I am a fucking FOOL

Crosshair said "thanks" that's fucking crazy

OH I'M SO HAPPY ABOUT REX AND WOLFFE HAVING A FACE TO FACE TALK (hunter and Cross take notes)

UGGHHH SO HAPPY I GOT TO SEE WOLFFE'S BEAUTIFUL FACE

i was so scared when Wolffe was like "I'm a soldier of the Empire" BABY YOU'RE NOT

PLO KOON COME GET YOUR SON AND FORCE GHOST TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIS FINE ASS

but then he let them go :((

Gregor showed up on the screen and I fucking,,, I fucking swooned

wolffe is going to be in SO much trouble after this,, oh my god,, I'm so scared for him

BUT THAT BETTER NOT BE THE LAST TIME WE SEE HIM FUCKING HELL

did i mention how fucking fine Wolffe looks in TBB animation??

there's so many fucking wide shots of,, characters on opposite ends of each other,, like,, fucking hell,, i get it

WE GOT THE SEELOS TRIO IN A SCENE TOGETHER AGUUHHHH

Gregor you are so fine

his new armor,, ughh

WOLFFE fucking,, mmmh,, shit

fucking knew the operative would survive that shit,, fucking hell

alrighty folk BUCKLE up,, seems like the next episodes we're going to start getting some confirmations about Omega!

cried when Rex and Wolffe were talking to each other

i was so happy the "i thought the end of the war would be the end to losing our brothers" conversation from the trailer was here because I was scared it was going to be a conversation that was going to happen after losing Echo or something,,, for now he's safe

ugh,, i already miss wolffe

[skyfallscotland]

20 Questions for the Writers Tag Game!

I was tagged by @caeli0306

1. Total number of AO3 works

Nine!

2. Total AO3 word count 985,672! We're about to crack the mil, baby! And in just over a year, too 🥺💗

3. Fandoms I've written for

So many! But if we keep it to works currently posted: ACOTAR & The Empyrean series.

4. Top 5 fics by kudos

Truth & TalonFear & FlameMacchiatoFurykeep quiet (nothing comes as easy as you)

5. Do I respond to comments?

Yes, always! I love receiving them, so replying is the least I can do 💗

6. What has the angstiest ending?

...Truth & Talon, actually...

No, I'm just kidding....mostly... 👁👄👁 I'm saying Dangerous Devotion. 7. What has the happiest ending?

Fury, I think.

8. Have I received hate?

Not recently/in the Empyrean fandom (unless you count people telling me they're disappointed with my choices, lol, shoutout to that one girl who was sad Remi wasn't a virgin!) but I have before for sure.

9. Do I write smut? And what kind?

Sure. What kind like...kinks? Praise kink? Cockwarming? What do you mean what kind? 😭 The hot kind 💗

10. Do I write crossovers?

I have before, but I don't have any currently published.

11. Have I ever had a fic stolen?

Multiple times, lol. she's an icon, she's a legend, and she is the moment.

Honestly though, please don't do this. It's not a nice feeling. It doesn't help you, either, or anyone else. Wouldn't you rather contribute something new to the fandom you're in? 12. Have I ever had a fic translated?

Yes! Some of my older Tolkien works were translated into Russian and I've had offers for Remi's Version, but I prefer that translations stay on AO3 (with very limited exceptions) which I suppose limits some people.

13. Have I ever co-written a fic?

I mean, most of my ideas are bounced off @justallihere and we throw dialogue/ideas back and forth so we'll give her... 12% of the credit for my next work. But no, I've never properly co-written anything. I feel like it would be weird, right? Unless you're writing a POV each?

14. What is my all time favorite ship?

Xaden Riorson/Remi Sorrengail 😌

15. A WIP I'll never finish?

I really hope to finish the things I've started so far. I have a few on the go, but the brain does what it wants. Tattoo-artist Xaden is sitting right on the edge there. I have 10k words of a scribe Violet AU that I might never pick up again, so let's say that.

16. Writing strengths?

Feelings, apparently. Lots of people tell me I make them cry, lmao.

17. Writing weaknesses?

Battles, action, fight scenes. I hate them. I hate them so much I'll write in storylines that change the canon universe so I can skip them completely. Ick.

18. Do I like foreign language dialogue?

I just write, for example, 'he said in Tyrrish' after the dialogue, I like that sort of thing, I think it's indicative enough without doing all italics and strange indicators like people used to back in the day, lol.

19. First fandom I wrote for?

Lord of the Rings. Very short lived. Was told it was "the worst fic I've ever read in my life" and that was that. I was maybe thirteen at the time 😌

20. Favorite fic I've written?

I cannot and will not pick a favourite child, but I will say Fury is very close to me. It got me back into writing and it came at a time in my life where I was really struggling and finding who I wanted to be and really changing my life. Without Tessa, there wouldn't be Remi 💗

I feel like everyone I know has already been tagged by someone, so I'll just open it to the floor for anyone who wants to participate 🤷‍♀️

[hayden-christensen-verse]

Of all the realities

(y/n) warframe is delusion skin, it's all black with dark red highlights

this is a warframe x star wars crossover

warning: none really

(y/n) pov

I duck behind the rubble and I look at the others, padme has some light bruising on her arms, Anakin is crushing droids with the force and deflecting with his lightsaber and obi-wan is watching his back, and Rex is trying to contact the rest of our men and Ahsoka is badly injured. Fear and adrenaline start swelling up in my chest, eyes darting back and forth wide and alert. I know that I may have to use something I never wanted to use ever since I left my reality, and came to this one to have some semblance of a normal life. Just then Anakin is knocked down in front of me clutching his side, I rush to his side and pull his hand away to look at it. The wound is deep but not enough to be fatal to him but this only makes my fear rise but anger soon replaces that fear. If I lost Anakin my world would truly be a void and I lose a battle of the mind I fight with myself. 

“Anakin are you alright!?” I say placing his hand back on his side, I run my eyes over his body to make sure he didn't sustain any more injuries.

“Ngh! Not (y/n)…” he says in pain even so with sass as usual. I lightly chuckle before whipping my head towards the doids stand up slowly and begin to walk slowly towards where Anakin once was. I hear Anakin grunt and try to get up before calling out to me in a panic.

“(Y/n)!” 

I turn around and flash him a small smile that says everything will be alright, i stop a few feet away from Obi-wan close my eyes, and focus, i feel the once-forgotten power flow through my veins and I release it in a blinding light drawing everyone's attention, they soon cover their eyes. Their eyes are wide in shock at what stands in my place

No one pov

In (y/n) place stands a humanoid creature all black with dark red scratches and highlights. This creature looked as though it had seen very many battles and survived to tell the tail. Everyone looks at it in fear, awe, and curiosity, soon it lets out a cry, one full of pain, grief, and pure rage before taking off almost unseen by the naked eye, jumping before deploying glowing orange fire-like claws. It plunges its claws into the droids and enemy clones in its way, it isn't long til all the enemies are dealt with. The warframe is hunched over, heaving as if out of breath covered in blood. 

Soon, it stands straight up and gets stiff, blue particles come out of it taking a human. They soon realize is (y/n) that takes form. She stumbles before gaining balance and looking at the others who look at her with shock and slight fear.

(y/n) pov

“Please don't look at me like that,” I say looking away from them, I turn and walk towards where our ship is at

“I'll explain more when we are safe”

Time skip

Once they all arrive and are patched up and on course for Coruscant, Anakin opens his mouth to talk 

“What the hell was all that?” he says his stance is defensive 

“What you saw back there was something I wish I didn't have to use again,” I say sighing turning to look at them

“I what you call a tenno from another reality, a child that has survived the void, That was my warframe valkyr,” I say using my powers to make her appear beside me

“Warframes are vessels for Tenno to place their mind or bodies or both into it. Thus we control them and take them to battle. Warframes are powerful, very powerful they they can bend and shape reality and that is how I came here. I have saved my reality and wanted to have some peace but it seems that I won't ever find that” I chuckle shaking my head, shifting on my feet

“So you from another reality?” Obi-Wan asks and I nod at him

“Yes, I am. I was the chosen one in my reality and I saw it to the end, destroying the grineer, corpus, infested, and sentiants alike. Freed the galaxy of their tyrant overlords. I miss some of the people I knew like Lotus she was like my mom, who watched and raised us when we escaped the void, ordis my faithful Cephalon, who was turned into a Cephalon against his will when he was human still. Balles the spineless coward that killed Lotus, I was so happy when he died, the man in the wall a cosmic being beyond comprehension that gave me these powers just so he could example the void, a representation of the sin that flows through the galaxy. I have another warframe his name is Umbra, a man once a general who turned into a warframe against his will and was forced to kill his son. I have suffered millennia if not eons of my life fighting and suffering from battles past over those years.  I need some time alone but here is the data pad to look up any questions you may have” I say walking out of the piloting room to a secluded place on the ship.

Not long after the door slides open and Anakin walks in closes the door walks up next to me and stops

“Why didn't you tell me?” he says softly looking at me with eyes full of sadness, and betrayal.

“I was scared you see me differently if you learned of what and who I am. A monster, a creature that's not even human anymore. You mean the world to me Anakin and if you hated me, I couldn't stand to live anymore I'd lose my only reason to live in this world that has only ever brought me pain and ripped me off my loved ones.” I say softly looking down before looking up and into his eyes. A few tears fall from my eyes before they are wiped away by him with both hands. I close my eyes and nuzzle my face into his palms.

I hear him swallow before he says the 3 words I've longed to hear leave his lips.

“I love you so much and nothing is ever going to change that (y/n)” he says as I open my eyes. I bring my hands up to his robe collar and tug him into a love-filled kiss befor pulling away 

“I love you as well ani” I smile softly at him

“And I will for the rest of eternity”

[stormblessed95]

Hi how are you fine I hope,...umm do you have a list of Manga or Anime that I could read or watch? If you have a list to start off with on your blog I would greatly appreciate. I used to read manga all the time but life happened so if you don't mind thank you...Happy Holidays.

I'm still new and haven't seen so much! Here is what I'll do, I'll give you a list of what I've seen and what I thought about it though!! It'll go like this:

Media Title (version I've seen it in, anime or manga, etc): my thoughts

and then you can take them as recs or not lol

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood (anime): SO GOOD. It was the second anime I watched ever and it's what really got me hooked. Lol it's just pure good solid story telling and is just truly amazing in every way. I love it so much

Ouran High School Host Club (anime): it was fine. Lol good moments, funny moments, cute moments. Lots of weird ass tropes that I didn't love lol. Good palate cleanser but not my favorite and not one I continued to really spend time thinking about after

Demon Slayer (anime & manga): a new obsession after I watched it. I had to then go read it because I was obsessed with the story and couldn't wait. The most beautiful animation too. Tragic and hopeful and amazing. Made me cry a few times and does flashback so well lol

Yuri on Ice (anime): so good. So cute. So gay. I have posts on this anime on here from when I was watching it. Lmao I'll just link that here. I'm still obsessed.

Spy x Family (anime & manga): I actually read the manga first and then found the anime and it's just so wholesomely wonderful in every aspect. I love the story so much. I love the romance. The slowburn is so slow is painfully good. I ship it SO HARD. The domestic family life of a Spy, assassin and telepath is everything I didn't know I needed

Buddy Daddys (anime): 2 dude (they make a good ship too honestly lol) assassins accidental baby acquisition. It's as funny as it sounds with some surprisingly dark and sad and emotional backstories and moments. Just a really great time. Short and quick watch too. Link to my rec post too

The Yakuzas Guide to Babysitting (anime): it was okay. Lol cute and fun but nothing that stuck with me. Found this one off my Spy Family and Buddy Daddy's high while looking for something similar lol

The Ice Guy and his Cool Female Colleague (anime): cute and fun but man some of the episodes dragged and were a little slow. The romance was just okay too but had some really adorable moments

Sasaki to Miyano (anime): SO CUTE. God the whole premise is the BL romance and the slow burn is soooo slow but istg. The tropes are so good too. The importance to consent is beautiful. Literal BL tropes all over the place as the MCs is a BL fan and introduced his LI to BL lol my rec post here. And my post over a clip of the new movie too.

A Silent Voice (anime movie): excellent movie. Sad as fuck. I cried so much. Lol all the trigger warnings though. Please read the trigger warnings

Your Name (anime movie): excellent movie. I still think about it all the time. I just read a book that pulled inspo from this movie. I had tears STREAMING DOWN MY FACE at the end.

Sk8 the Infinity (anime): so good. So wholesome. So gay (it's canon gay, fight with the wall, I don't care lol) just a little show about skateboarding. Who knew it would be SO GOOD. My rec post. My matchablossom brain rot post

Naurto, Naruto Shippuden (anime): OBSESSED. I watched this show with my partner as part of his "I'm introducing you to anime" series he has for me. Lol and clearly he was going to introduce me to the classics. Yes One Piece and Bleach are on his lists for us to watch together too.

Haikyuu!! (anime & manga): Look, with this being the 3rd sports anime I watched, I'm convinced all sports animes create so many ships low-key on purpose. Lmfao in all honesty though, it's so good. Never in my life would I have imagined getting so invested into volleyball. But here I am.

Jujutsu Kaisen (anime and I'm starting the manga now too): IM SO OBSESSED ITS NO LONGER FUNNY AND THIS SHOW IS SO MEAN LATELY. I had to go buy the manga because I CANNOT HANDLE WAITING FOR NEW EPISODES OH MY GOD. WISH ME LUCK READING I GUESS My post

Bungo Stray Dogs (anime): I started this show for Dazai. Found him on TikTok. Stayed for the weird ass powers and the absolute utter nonsense that is this whole world. Nothing makes sense and we are all just here for the vibes. Yes I fucking love it, thanks lmfao My post

Link Click (donghua): started this on a whim because I got a random rec video on my algorithm and found it on Crunchyroll and I was told it was gay. There is so little gayness in the grand scheme of this show I felt so unprepared for what it was. Lmao I have never in my life had a show hit me so hard in my emotions off the bat EVERY SINGLE TIME. BUT ITS SO GOOD?? I told my husband I start each episode going "so how are you making me cry this time link clink??" The twists twist so hard it hurts, but in a way I love. I need the next season like now. my God.

Blue Eye Samurai (anime sort of): my NEWEST obsession. I NEED SEASON 2 PLEASE. I said sort of about anime because it is animated and it's set in Japan, but it's not from Japan so it's not really an anime.... Lol but it's on Netflix. It's not for children. And it's so good. Go watch it. Only 8 episodes. The story is immaculate. My post

Inuyasha (manga): read the manga and thoroughly enjoyed myself as a super fast and fun read!! Really just there a good time lmao

Yona of the Dawn (manga): SO CUTE and yet intense too. My sister put me on this one as one of the first manga series I started reading and I just ate it all up. If we ignore some of the weirder tropes it throws at you in the beginning, it's just fabulous lol I love it

Mo Dao Zu Shi (donghua): read the books, watched the donghua, watched the live action too lol. The brain rot is SO REAL. Like these characters live rent free forever. Thanks. You can find tons of posts for MDZS and TGCF(heaven Official's blessing) in my master list on my other blog @moonofthesurvivor

Heaven Official's Blessing (donghua): SAME AS MDZS THATS ALL LMAO

No. 6 (anime): loved it, sci-fi dystopian madness and so gay. My rec post here

Given (anime): so gay.... So sad.... So healing... That kiss though! That backstory! The songs are actually so good! I love that it's just a band full of gay people. My post here too

Magical Revolution of the Reincarnated Princess (anime): politics meets isekai (done well) meets lesbian romance, meets magical epic battles and showdowns, meets badass ladies saving the world. Literally everything you could want

Hunter x Hunter (anime): I am watching this one now and have been for a little bit. This is the current one I'm watching with my partner in his list of animes he wants to introduce me too. I'm having SO MUCH FUN with this one but I also am hurting a little. Lol yes he warned me about the ants. Yes I'm not having fun with this arc. Thanks for asking. I can report back when we finish 😂

And for those who will want to know yes, I've got lots on my list to still watch and work through. Lol I'm always open to taking more suggestions though too!!

[hikarielizabethbloom]

It's time for the finale!!!!

Most of time I have no idea who these people are 🤷‍♀️

I'm so not into Rand.

Where are Lan and Moiraine? Are they going to miss the action?

Look, there's Perrin and the women who adopted him! Too little Perrin this season imo

Ishmael and Lanfear I'll choose you

Nynaeve looks so good!!! Also, Elayne's soft touch 🤗🤯😱

Oh no. Egwene! REVENGE!!!

Mat if you kill him (even if just for a little while) I'll be forever grateful.

I love how chill Elayne is with torture.

I missed unhinged Nynaeve.

Please. No more Egwene/Rand. I've already suffered enough.

Lan and Moiraine made me cry 😭 what a beautiful scene!!

I'm sorry, but Perrin looks so good surrounded by women 🤷‍♀️

'Egwene?' one word and my Perrin/Egwene shipper heart is mending. 'Where is she?' give me more...

I'm patiently waiting for unhinged Egwene.

I can't stand Rand.

Come on, Mat. You can do this. Mat i like this new you.

I need Perrin and Egwene to meet again, ok?

Aviendha, my beloved.

Oh, my sweet, smart Egwene! Revenge!!! Mad has been amazing this season.

Mo, please no. Stop this thing. No more Egwene/Rand.

Rand is always in the way. I know he won't die, but a girl can dream, right?

No, the wolf 😭

Finally, they gave Mat something to do. Ohhhh! This was so cute. My child is off killing people.

I really really love Nynaeve/Elayne.

Yes, yes, yes. You go, Mat! You did good.

Powerful Egwene is so forking good 😏

I missed Lan and Moiraine fighting together.

My ship. One moment. Just one moment this season.

Oh no. I know they get together but nope. Not here for this. I prefer to look at Nynaeve looking at Elayne.

She destroyed the ships in one move. That's my queen!

Oh, look Rand saved the day. How annoying.

They're standing next to each other ❤️😍

Lanfear is always 🔥

Moghedien, you crazy b*tch! I like you!

Still, don't hurt Lanfear because she's my beloved.

OMG! I can't believe this season is already over. I loved it. Even more than season 1 tbh. But I'm glad the group is reunited because I preferred them together.

Nooo, how long will I have to wait for season 3?????

[hayden-christensen-verse-2-0]

Of all the realities

(y/n) warframe is delusion skin, it's all black with dark red highlights

this is a warframe x star wars crossover

warning: none really

(y/n) pov

I duck behind the rubble and I look at the others, padme has some light bruising on her arms, Anakin is crushing droids with the force and deflecting with his lightsaber and obi-wan is watching his back, and Rex is trying to contact the rest of our men and Ahsoka is badly injured. Fear and adrenaline start swelling up in my chest, eyes darting back and forth wide and alert. I know that I may have to use something I never wanted to use ever since I left my reality, and came to this one to have some semblance of a normal life. Just then Anakin is knocked down in front of me clutching his side, I rush to his side and pull his hand away to look at it. The wound is deep but not enough to be fatal to him but this only makes my fear rise but anger soon replaces that fear. If I lost Anakin my world would truly be a void and I lose a battle of the mind I fight with myself. 

“Anakin are you alright!?” I say placing his hand back on his side, I run my eyes over his body to make sure he didn't sustain any more injuries.

“Ngh! Not (y/n)…” he says in pain even so with sass as usual. I lightly chuckle before whipping my head towards the doids stand up slowly and begin to walk slowly towards where Anakin once was. I hear Anakin grunt and try to get up before calling out to me in a panic.

“(Y/n)!” 

I turn around and flash him a small smile that says everything will be alright, i stop a few feet away from Obi-wan close my eyes, and focus, i feel the once-forgotten power flow through my veins and I release it in a blinding light drawing everyone's attention, they soon cover their eyes. Their eyes are wide in shock at what stands in my place

No one pov

In (y/n) place stands a humanoid creature all black with dark red scratches and highlights. This creature looked as though it had seen very many battles and survived to tell the tail. Everyone looks at it in fear, awe, and curiosity, soon it lets out a cry, one full of pain, grief, and pure rage before taking off almost unseen by the naked eye, jumping before deploying glowing orange fire-like claws. It plunges its claws into the droids and enemy clones in its way, it isn't long til all the enemies are dealt with. The warframe is hunched over, heaving as if out of breath covered in blood. 

Soon, it stands straight up and gets stiff, blue particles come out of it taking a human. They soon realize is (y/n) that takes form. She stumbles before gaining balance and looking at the others who look at her with shock and slight fear.

(y/n) pov

“Please don't look at me like that,” I say looking away from them, I turn and walk towards where our ship is at

“I'll explain more when we are safe”

Time skip

Once they all arrive and are patched up and on course for Coruscant, Anakin opens his mouth to talk 

“What the hell was all that?” he says his stance is defensive 

“What you saw back there was something I wish I didn't have to use again,” I say sighing turning to look at them

“I what you call a tenno from another reality, a child that has survived the void, That was my warframe valkyr,” I say using my powers to make her appear beside me

“Warframes are vessels for Tenno to place their mind or bodies or both into it. Thus we control them and take them to battle. Warframes are powerful, very powerful they they can bend and shape reality and that is how I came here. I have saved my reality and wanted to have some peace but it seems that I won't ever find that” I chuckle shaking my head, shifting on my feet

“So you from another reality?” Obi-Wan asks and I nod at him

“Yes, I am. I was the chosen one in my reality and I saw it to the end, destroying the grineer, corpus, infested, and sentiants alike. Freed the galaxy of their tyrant overlords. I miss some of the people I knew like Lotus she was like my mom, who watched and raised us when we escaped the void, ordis my faithful Cephalon, who was turned into a Cephalon against his will when he was human still. Balles the spineless coward that killed Lotus, I was so happy when he died, the man in the wall a cosmic being beyond comprehension that gave me these powers just so he could example the void, a representation of the sin that flows through the galaxy. I have another warframe his name is Umbra, a man once a general who turned into a warframe against his will and was forced to kill his son. I have suffered millennia if not eons of my life fighting and suffering from battles past over those years.  I need some time alone but here is the data pad to look up any questions you may have” I say walking out of the piloting room to a secluded place on the ship.

Not long after the door slides open and Anakin walks in closes the door walks up next to me and stops

“Why didn't you tell me?” he says softly looking at me with eyes full of sadness, and betrayal.

“I was scared you see me differently if you learned of what and who I am. A monster, a creature that's not even human anymore. You mean the world to me Anakin and if you hated me, I couldn't stand to live anymore I'd lose my only reason to live in this world that has only ever brought me pain and ripped me off my loved ones.” I say softly looking down before looking up and into his eyes. A few tears fall from my eyes before they are wiped away by him with both hands. I close my eyes and nuzzle my face into his palms.

I hear him swallow before he says the 3 words I've longed to hear leave his lips.

“I love you so much and nothing is ever going to change that (y/n)” he says as I open my eyes. I bring my hands up to his robe collar and tug him into a love-filled kiss befor pulling away 

“I love you as well ani” I smile softly at him

“And I will for the rest of eternity”

[via-rant]

Wanted to experiment on Trichotillomania (Especially since I've had many urges.)

------

"You agreed to letting me on watch."

"Yeah, on watch! Not fight them by yourself!"

"I didn't have a chance to wake anyone up!! Why even agree to it if you know I'm not going to be good at it?! I'm not a fighter, you said it yourself, I fix the ship!! That's it!! And now we're all stranded until I can get her working again!! Which is going to take at least a month!!"

"What the hell is wrong with you?!"

"What did I do now?!"

"You yelled at me!"

"What are you, five?!" He asked and another second he felt his cheek stinging.

Everything was frozen as tears filled his eyes. Cause it hurt.

"You don't get to talk back."

"I was explaining-" He slapped him again.

"No. Talking. Back. You understand?" He asked and Leo didn't know what else to do.

"Um..." He raised his hand again and Leo flinched.

"Do you understand?"

"Y-yes." He forced and he slapped him again. He felt 8 again. 9, 10, 11, 12, 13. He shook, tears falling, not knowing what Jason wanted. He was scared. Alone.

"He'll never understand."

"He'll probably just mess up again anyway."

"No, I can do it."

"Oh Leo. You'll never be able to do it. You'll fail over and over and over and everyone will hate you."

"Will? We already do."

"No."

"You're not good enough."

"Stop it."

"You're weak."

"Jason-"

"Just a thing people use. You're not special."

"No."

"No one needs you."

"Stop it."

"How do you even know you're human? You like machines more than us."

"Stop it!"

"And you look like Sammy. How do you know your parents didn't just built you because your mom was losing him?"

"Stop it!!" He yelled holding his ears tight fingers digging into his head.

"Stop it stop it stop it!!" He screamed hitting the palm of his hands on his ears. Then someone punched him. He backed away holding his nose and when he saw the blood dripping he made a noise of distress and stomped his foot. He took his hammer and started hitting a tree with it. He yelled and threw it when it didn't work. He started hitting his head with his fists yelling and crying and pulling at his hair. Pulling at his hair helped a lot. Especially when he pulled out a big chunk of it. He felt better. And it hurt so it grounded him.

When he opened his eyes, he found himself in his bed, a chunk of his hair in his hand. He shook as he looked at it. Feeling sick with guilt, he threw it away in the trash next to him. He sobbed after another minute, head in his knees.

He wore a hat the rest of the week hoping it wouldn't happen again. But it did. Over and over and over. Meltdown after meltdown, nightmare after nightmare. He forced himself to stay awake after a month of it. He pulled his hair out at least five times in the span of almost two months.

Not to mention the nightmares. Oh the nightmares just like the first one. They yell at him, throw things at him, hit him. Or everything is on fire and he watches his mother burn all over again or he feels himself burning as the voices tell him how useless he is. How much of a freak he is. There was one where they walked right through him. No one saw him, talked to him. He never existed. He yelled, begged for someone to look at him, notice him, notice how much he's suffering.

"Please. Please I'll do anything." He had cried. He woke up having to remind himself it wasn't real. After throwing away another chunk of hair. He also started to get more scared. He knew his nightmares weren't real but they seemed real. He just ended up hiding in Bunker nine after another one hoping he'd be left alone, forcing himself to stay awake.

He was left alone. But only because they couldn't find him. He hid in a capartment in the back of the Bunker. They looked for days. Annabeth found him in the bathroom. She watched him slip when she opened the door, hitting his nose on the corner of the counter, a glass piece getting stuck in his wrist.

"Oh my Gods are you okay?!" Annabeth yelled running over. Great. Annabeth. Fuking Annabeth. There was nothing wrong with her he just probably looked pathetic to her. She went through literal hell, what did he have to complain about? Hair?! She tried to help him up but he flinched back and sat himself up.

"I'm fine." He said with a weak smile before raising his head to stop the bloody nose.

"No. You're not. Sit still." She gave him his hat and some toilet paper for the nose and rushed off before coming back with bandages and some ambrosia. She pulled out the glass and started wrapping it while he had his head up, until his nose cleared.

"This is all I can do for now. We'll get you to the infirmary-" Leo started to panic.

"You know, I think I'm-"

"Stop it Leo! Just... just stop." When he looked at her, he actually looked at her. She looked worried and almost scared. She had tears in her eyes. He realized she was caring for him. She cared.

"You need help, Leo. I want to help you. We want to help you." Her voice cracked and he broke down. He sobbed and she hugged him.

"We're here. Okay? You can tell us anything. We won't judge you. We won't make fun of you. Especially not for something like this."

[number-one-constellation-guide]

"Ow, stop- stop it!"

The crying only makes things worse. The Captain is much taller than her - it's easy for him to pull her back upright by the hair and slam her against a wall. "Don't speak to me that way." He hisses. His grip on her scalp is tight, too tight, but she stops wriggling despite that. "Y… yes, sorry, Captain." She murmurs. "I'm sorry, I'm…" His other hand comes for her neck. "Shut up." He isn't usually this rough with her. Something changed. It's like he's not afraid of the consequences anymore.

Ten minutes earlier, Perri had been walking quietly through the halls, taking short notes on a map he'd copied from Utility. She hadn't looked up from the paper in at least five minutes, so the collision was likely inevitable. When they mumbled out their apology and continued on, a hand wrapped itself around her hair and pulled, hard. She had let out a yelp, faced her Captain, and apologised.

It hadn't been enough, though.

Whatever he wanted, Perri couldn't give him. For ten minutes she's been dragged, pleas getting progressively more desperate, but never daring to raise a hand to his Captain. He supposes that maybe if he tried to fight, he wouldn't be pressed against the wall, hot breath on his neck, nails in his scalp.

He should like this, shouldn't he? Doesn't he like being treated roughly? Why is he crying?

The questions flit through her mind as the Captain asks them. They don't answer fast enough apparently, as it only takes a second for their head to be lifted and then slammed back against the wall, their vision clouding with spots. "Please, I'm sorry, I don't understand, I- I don't know why I don't like it, I don't, please put me down…"

Wrong answer. Slam.

"I'll be better! I'll be good! I'll behave! I'll stay on the ship!" All wrong answers. Warmth trickles down the back of their neck. This is all their fault. They should know what their Captain wants, they should be a better navigator, more loyal, more obedient.

No one is coming to save them. This is all their fault.

[ @the-captain-of-the-tulpar @curlygrant44 @surprise-its-safety-violations ]

[blackjackkent]

Shoutout to whoever that person was who pointed out a while back that not only do we find Lae'zel caught in a comically dumb trap by a couple of tieflings, but that there are also several other broken equally dumb traps further along the road indicating that she got caught SEVERAL times and smashed her way out of all of them. Lae'zel is great.

Also I sort of have a bad feeling about what's going to happen to these two tieflings, given that Lae'zel is probably the closest thing to someone Rakha has liked since she woke up. D: But here we go!

"Zorru was right. Yellow as a toad, and twice as ugly."

Yet more representatives of another group Rakha doesn't recognize. These two have horns and ill-kept leather armor, and are talking in low voices together about the prisoner they have caged and hanging several feet off the ground.

Rakha draws a sharp breath as she recognizes the face of the captive - the only other familiar face she knows. It's Lae'zel. She has a sharp bruise over one eye and an expression of absolute fury that would do credit to the beast instinct in Rakha's head.

"The thing's dangerous," the second of the horned guards insists to her companion. "Leave it for the goblins to kill."

"And if it escapes?" says the first. "How will you--"

He breaks off, scowls warily hearing Rakha's footsteps behind him. "Oh. A guest," he says, sounding not particularly pleased.

Rakha's eyes flick around the area, taking in the situation, trying to sort out what is happening. Lae'zel is trapped. Lae'zel helped her on the ship; Lae'zel knew what to do with Rakha's aggression (most of the time at least). Lae'zel is an ally. These who trapped her, then, are enemies.

The blood pulse thumps at the back of her skull - and mixes its rhythm with a sudden stab of pain through her right... what did Gale call it? Ocular region.

Narrator: Your skull pounds in response to the prisoner's white-hot stare. Her lips don't move, yet you hear her voice.

~~Get rid of them.~~

Well. That's new. Rakha blinks several times rapidly. She has seen flashes of imagery through Lae'zel's eyes. Through Shadowheart's. Perhaps from Gale's, given time. But pure thought is another thing in entirely. It's jarring, puts her on edge, yet another voice inside her head.

But Lae'zel's voice is not like the beast that craves blood. It is controlled and sharp, decisive. Practical. An order. A purpose to the violence. Get rid of them. Yes.

Attack the tieflings.

Fire explodes from her fingers, an overwhelming burst outwards. Behind her, she hears Shadowheart curse and Gale whistle softly. She doesn't wait to see if this means they will follow her - and in truth, she's surprised when they do.

Gale is at her side within moments, his own fire spinning out of his palms, the same cry of "IGNIS" on his lips that came instinctively to hers. Behind them, Shadowheart does not attack, but when one of the horned creatures drives a deep cash in Rakha's side, she's dimly aware of some soothing magic from Shadowheart's direction, finding the injury, sealing it.

The fight lasts less than a minute. In the end, the horned fighters are dead. Rakha and her companions are not.

The beast sings in Rakha's head as the death screams echo around the small gorge. Their blood stains the grass.

Blood... blood... blood... blood... blood...

She feels that maniacal grin start to tug at her lips again, forces it away and scowls into the ground until her heartbeat starts to settle into something resembling calm. But the sated thrill remains, singing along her skin, mixing with the magical energy that lingers there.

Lae'zel scowls impatiently as Rakha's expression slowly clears, the haze of violence leaving her eyes. She seems unbothered by Rakha's reaction to the killings. "Enough gawking. Get me down."

Rakha expected no thanks, so she feels no need to demand it. "I'll have you free in a moment," she says, equally blunt.

(Gale, watching this, is intrigued to note the difference between Rakha's matter-of-fact practicality here and the wary threat she offered himself at their first meeting. "Is this what passes for an overture of friendship in the land of angry madwomen?" he asks dryly in an undertone to Shadowheart, who is carefully healing a wound in her own shoulder.

"I wouldn't know," she fires back irritably without looking up. "I haven't been home recently.")

Rakha's solution, after examining the cage carefully, is to burn the bottom of it out from under Lae'zel, which sends the githyanki crashing to the ground in an ungainly pile. She glares up at what remains of the cage before clambering to her feet and dusting herself off.

"The tadpole hasn't yet scrambled all your senses," she says coolly to Rakha, as if nothing happened. "Auspicious." She adjusts her gauntlets, resettles the enormous greatsword on her back. "But the longer we wait, the more it consumes. My people possess the cure for this infection. I must find a creche. You will join me."

As she did on the nautiloid, she speaks so decisively, with such expectation of being obeyed, that Rakha listens in silence, absorbing the instruction.

You will join me. Very well. It is a plan where she has none, save to wreak vengeance on any other illithids that cross her path. Creche, though - the word is unfamiliar.

"Careful," Shadowheart comments with an air of annoyance. "She obviously sees your kindness as weakness. Don't let her take advantage."

Rakha raises one eyebrow. Kindness? She killed the guards and broke the cage, but it was not out of kindness. This was an act of practicality, just as was Lae'zel's request for help - mixed with a touch of inescapable, insatiable bloodlust. Shadowheart, she suspects, simply does not like Lae'zel. Fair enough; she is not required to. But Rakha will make her own judgments.

"And what exactly is a creche?" she asks Lae'zel bluntly, ignoring Shadowheart's warning.

"It is many things," Lae'zel answers promptly. "A hatchery. A training grounds. A shelter. Githyanki protocol is clear - when infected with a ghaik tadpole, we must report to a ghustil for purification."

Rakha parses this carefully. A shelter. A githyanki home. Not Lae'zel's, but others of her kind. A place where they can be purified, the tadpole removed. Free of the tadpole, she can make whatever plans she needs to, find a way to silence the pounding need for blood in her head - or assuage it.

Good.

"All right," she says curtly. "We journey together. Let's find this creche."

Lae'zel straightens up and looks visibly pleased - perhaps the first such expression Rakha can remember in response to herself. "You have made an ally from Creche K'liir," the githyanki says gravely. "Few know such fortune."

(A/N: She then announced "Call me Lae'zel" but of course I'd already decided Rakha knew that. XD This whole next sequence of lines I actually don't remember at all from any other playthrough; I think because normally I already have Astarion by this point so Lae'zel goes to camp rather than introducing herself.)

"I'll trust your judgment," Shadowheart says icily, stepping up at Rakha's side and squinting at Lae'zel warily. "But I won't trust her. Not until I've gotten the measure of her."

"You've a sharp tongue, *elf*," Lae'zel snaps back. "Would that your mind proved its equal."

"Half-elf," Shadowheart corrects with a sneer. "I suppose the finer details are lost on a creature like you."

Half-elf. Rakha files this away. It implies the existence of a complete elf, and some other part of Shadowheart not yet identified. There are a lot of types of people in this world, she is learning.

She is also learning that Lae'zel and Shadowheart will have to be kept far away from each other.

Or perhaps close... perhaps close... until one of them draws on the other and the scent of death pours out of their wounds...

Lae'zel rolls her eyes and turns deliberately away from Shadowheart, focusing her eyes back on Rakha. "Come," she says crisply. "The horned ones mentioned a camp. One there - this Zorru - has seen githyanki. A creche must be near. We will ask this Zorru where he has seen my kin."

Without waiting for a response, she turns and stalks away.

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would you maybe write something where daniel is having a tough day, maybe he is crying by himself or just quiet and down and terry finds him and comforts him, knowing he caused all of this and is sorry? and daniel lets him, because he does want to feel safe, and he wants them to work still despite it all. i just want danny to get all the cuddles 🥺🥰

The fourth time, Terry doesn't even check elsewhere anymore. Both weekends, Daniel has spent the entire time Robby and Gianni were napping in his puppies' room. Yes, Robby has had a lot of trouble falling asleep for naps since they've returned, but he seems to have calmed again. Gianni is an easy baby. He doesn't settle quickly, but he is fascinated by everything and quickly tires himself out observing how the light shifts on the wall. And the puppy Daniel is carrying is really making its presence felt; logically, there are more comfortable places to be than a rug in the pups' room during the scarce daytime they don't need watching. But there Daniel stays, more often than not, when his two youngest sons have long fallen into a slumber.

Of course his mate is omega, and this level of devotion gets him approving nods from father Martin, even if Terry sees some envy in other mothers as well - only when they think they're unseen and they quickly learn they never are. Terry has run a tighter ship of late.

But.

Four times is a pattern, and it makes Terry's stomach twist.

"They look happy, don't they, love?"

His mate flinches.

It hits Terry like an electric shock.

"Oh, Dio!" his mate says, "sorry, Terry, I was miles away." He duly stands up and kisses him hello, soft sweet and familiar as ever. And it would be so easy to paper this over with fond chatter about their pups, and he does stand with his mate for a minute, looking at their sweetly breathing forms. But ignoring tiny signs is how you end up shot in the head, and he isn't one to forget that anywhere.

He strokes his face. "You're not well, mo cuishle." Immediately, his mate protests, but he puts a finger to his lips. "It's not a question. Tell me what you need."

"Nothing, why would I need - "

"Say it."

His mate looks up at him, eyes impossibly deep, as a small shiver runs through his frame. "Terry, I'm trying."

The surge of love he feels defies expression. "I know you are."

"Sometimes...." he struggles to find the words. "This place feels safest. Sir."

"Even when I'm home." It's not a question either.

"Terry, please don't -"

"-hurt you?"

Daniel, sun kissed Daniel, turns pale, and Terry curses his past self yet again. Feckin eejit piece of pigshite, Terry Silver...

"I know you wouldn't," he starts rattling, "mama mi - I know. I really know, Terry."

"But you don't feel it," he sighs. "Darlin', I don't blame ya. Of course...."

The deepest sigh goes through him. "It's in my body, Terry," he says. "And now with puppy growing, I can't push it away, I -" He's fighting tears again.

"Come," Terry says. "Come downstairs, let's get you a pillow. Snake!" he barks. "Put the kettle on, will ya!"

"No, you don't have to -"

"You're not well, baby." He picks him up and Daniel stops protesting, no kicking or wriggling, nothing to make Terry stifle any laughter. "I'll get you nice and cosy -"

"Terry I don't like tea."

"Soup then. Snake -!"

"I have soup," Daniel says.

"Not hot you don't. Snake, get Jessica -"

"This aint something soup can fix!"

And finally, there he is, the boy with fire in his eyes, and Terry lets him down as a befuddled Snake stares up at them from downstairs.

"Mac and cheese," Daniel says then. "Ask her to make some mac and cheese?"

"Yes, boss!" he says, leaving them alone the house for now. But Daniel starts struggling again.

"The pups will be home soon, they need a snack, Terry I need to make them snacks..."

He strokes him. "Jessica will fix that for them, sweetheart. Shh..." He leads him towards the bedroom. "I only want you to rest, baby."

"I don't have time -"

"Then talk to me. Those are your options, Danny."

He swallows, nods to the room. "I can't be there alone, and the living room is too cold, just let me cook Terry, I'm fine -"

"I'll move house," Terry says. "If you can't even rest in that room, I'll move house." He pulls him downstairs. "Where do you want to go, I'll get a realtor, I'll get you a suite...

"No -"

"Of course, a vacation -"

"We've had a vacation. I'm sorry, I'm making a scene -"

"You need a rest, puppy needs a rest -"

"So leave."

They're both frozen still. Then Terry lifts his chin. "I will never do that."

"I'm... I'm sorry -"

"I will not leave you. And I will not hurt you. I didn't swear that before, but I do now." He kneels down, on one knee. "On my life, my dearest one."

Daniel stares at him. "I could go to my parents -"

"No." He stands up. "And they'll pawn you off again, for your protection."

"They would not -!"

"They would. You can forget about that, baby. They'll give you a few months to settle, call father Lorenzo, and there you'll be."

Daniel ducks together. "You're so mercenary-"

Terry smirks. "I'm a realist, and so are your parents. Still." He puts a hand on his shoulder. "That did not stay Klytaimnestra's hand."

Daniel puts a hand on his belly. "You did not kill my pup."

"People have killed their spouse for far less. You have every opportunity, baby. I know that. I accept it." He kisses his hand. "But you haven't. You haven't even asked Michael. Why not?"

"Madonna mi, Terry, we're in the middle of the hallway here!"

He takes his chin lightly. "Why not, mo cuishle?"

"Because I don't want to," Daniel spits. "Because I'm not like you. Because," he says, voice faltering, as he cradles the outline of his stomach.

Terry pulls him close. "Can you feel that in your body?"

"Of course I can," he says. "It's a kicker this one, Terry, just, I'm so tired -"

"He wasn't there before. And you still said no. Somewhere, in that enormous heart of you, you know the answer. Can you feel it?"

Daniel nods silently.

"In your body?"

Another, tearful, nod.

"How does it feel?"

And now his mate reaches up, slings his arms and legs around Terry's frame, like a koala. Terry strokes his hair. "You're so brave," he whispers. "You're so good, my love."

At those words, the tears come. "It hurts, Terry, I'm so tired."

Terry walks, carrying his mate up the stairs to their shared bedroom, softly kisses the mark on his neck. "Feel that?"

Daniel only lays his head against Terry's shoulder. "I'll help you rest," Terry says, as he slides Daniel down next to his mate's side, always furthest from the door, and pulls open the covers. Daniel shakes his head. "Please hold me," he says. "Terry, hold me."

They stand there, next to the bed, when his mate softly starts to cry again. "It hurts," he sighs.

Terry swallows. "I know," he says. "I can feel it, too. I could feel it even then."

"Why...?" Daniel sobs, heartbroken.

"Because I was an idiot," he says. "Daniel, I beg you -"

Suddenly, there's a choir of voices at the door, and Daniel perks up. "Ragazzi!" he says, a smile like sunshine on his face, "our puppies, Terry, come!"

Two dabs with his handkerchief, and he runs down, opens the door, and swings Yasmin around, until Terry is engulfed in a choir of "Daddy!!!" and three immediate requests for piggyback rides and ballgames. He herds them in, nods to the approaching Jessica as Daniel slips up to get the babies out of bed, no doubt. Later Terry watches as they busy themselves with batches of mac and cheese, makes room for Jessica at the table only to find Daniel slipping in beside him, Robby on his lap. Terry presses both of them to him and pulls faces to distract Robby, who seems close to spitting out the unfamiliar dish. But when Jessica picks him up Daniel stays there, head resting against Terry's shoulder, and their fingers intertwine.

"Can you stay home tonight?"

He kisses his hair. "Of course, baby. Eli, you can't lick your elbow, how many times..."

Daniel laughs, stands up and removes the excess sauce from his puppy. Immediately, Sammy demands help with her vulcano, and Yasmin starts trying to kill herself on the swings.

Terry grins.

The Russians will have to wait.

[ch33z-wiz]

I headcannon Lloyd to be an OSDD1B system. My only evidence is ✨️trauma ✨️ and I'm part of a system and want characters to relate to lol

Any who here are some incorrect quotes based on that. Also Lloyd has introjects of Harumi and Morro (cause I said so) "F." Will stand for factive/fictive.

There's also a little named Raina

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F.Harumi: Ew why do you look like that? You're ugly

Harumi: Don't you look exactly like me in the headspace?!

F.Harumi: Yes... but not ugly like you

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F. Harumi: Hey Rumi

Harumi: Yeah....

F. Harumi: I'm an introject of you right?

Harumi: right...

F.Harumi: And I exist because of you... so does that mean you're my...

Harumi: Rumi please no

F.Harumi: My mommy?

Harumi: Holy shit Overlord please crush me with another building

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Lloyd: Dad I need to tell you something....

[Ressurected] Garmadon: What that an evil is coming to destroy Ninjago? Cause if so I am NOT-

Lloyd: NO! Not that. I *sigh* I was diagnosed with OSDD1B its like DID, meaning I have alternate identities but don't have memory loss beteeen them, I've known something was up for a while but now I know what it is...it's because of repeated early childhood trauma

Garmadon: Trauma? What trauma could you have

Lloyd: Seriously?!

Garmadon: yes seriously

Lloyd: Let's see, I was abandoned by BOTH of my parents. Lived in a boarding school where I was bullied constantly, and then discovered I was the Green Ninja and would have to fight my father to to the death. Not to mention I was kidnapped almost died in LAVA prior to discovering that? "

Garmadon: Oh PLEASE that's a cake walk compared to what I've seen the past thousand years!"

Harumi (Gatekeeper): *struggling to keep Morro (protector) from fronting and beating his ass

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Darreth: So let me get this straight... you're a system?

F.Morro: Yes

Darreth: So...is there an evil alter

F.Morro: No, but we'll all become the evil alter if you don't shut the fuck up

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Jay: Hey Lloyd where's the Halloween Cand-

Raina (Little): *shoving face with candy*

Jay: You aren't Lloyd...are you?

Raina: *shaking head*

Jay: COLE ITS YOUR TURN TO WATCH THE CHILD, I THINK ITS RAINA!

Cole: *yelling from the other ship* RAINA WANNA PLAY PRIME EMPIRE WITH ME? I HAVE CAKE!

Raina: *Usain Bolts her ass to Cole*

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Bully: HA! You're telling me the Green Ninja is a system? Oh is the little baby personality gonna cry?

Nya *being held back by Jay*: LET ME AT HIM

Kai *being held back by Cole*: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! KNOW ONE SAYS THAT ABOUT RAINA

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Raina: Kai! I wanna ride on your shoulders!

Kai: Sorry kiddo the body is a little too big for that

Raina: *death stare*

Raina: *ontop of a struggling Kai* IM THE QUEEN OF THE MOUNTAIN GIVE ME YOUR CANDY!!!

Nya: *dying laughing*

Cole: EXCUSE ME?! I HAVE SUPER STRENGTH I COULD'VE DONE IT

Raina: I know, I just wanted to mess with Kai

Cole: Oh my God you are the best child ever

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Zane: Jay, Kai I require your assistance

Jay/Kai: Yeah?

Zane: I'm trying to assist Lloyd in figuring something out

Jay: What is it?

Lloyd: Someone messaged Harumi and I have no clue who. I don't know if they're new

Kai: I thought you remembered this stuff?

Lloyd: I do remember what happened, but I don't always remember WHO did it.

Kai: *reading text* "Just saying I'm hotter than you." This sounds alot like Rumi

Jay: Yeah, doesn't she like to call Harumi "ugly"

Lloyd: That's what I thought, but she said she didn't type it

Jay: Well then maybe Morro?

Kai: Yeah maybe

Lloyd: Nope not him either, Morro hates Harumi and would NEVER message her

Jay: Hmmm... maybe Raina?

Zane: The seven year old?

Jay: Yeah her, unless it was someone else? What aren't there like 13 of you?

Lloyd: I doubt it, I'll ask her

Lloyd: *sighs* She did it

Kai: Oh my FSM I adore that kid.

#headc

[what-if-nct]

(this is sneeze, i changed my mains layout and also i figured i didnt need to use anon mode because everyone knows who i am anyways-)

awwww your new profile picture is adorable!!! I love those idiots so much, when Shotaro called Xiaojun 'sunbaenim' and Xiaojun told him not be so polite I love them

I'm afraid im getting off kpop even tho Mark will always have a special place in my anus heart. I love that guy he's amazing. And adorable. I love the way he laughs at stupid shit because same. He has worsened my humor. I'll always love NCT and SHINee and Stray Kids (although i have drama with all three fandoms xD) (not everyone tho, but most online friends who're stays turned out to be toxic as hell, but well who knows do they think like that about me). Changbinnie will always be my cute little pie.

(Striped part in next paragraph contains gore)

I bought rangers apprentice and the tgcf books and i am obsessed. There even is a month for my favorite ship which is FengQing (Feng Xin x Mu Qing) which is January and I've participated with writing. I literally loved writing those stupid little drabbles. Mu Qing canonically has a habbit of rolling his eyes and its hilarious. Also theres this guy who literally eats bodies and hangs them in trees to fucking look cool and hes my favorite character help-

How have you been? I wish i had more words to send you except my stupid obsessions, I want to be a good friend, really. Please be okay, alright? I dont know why I say this but I'd always like care for you because you're too sweet. Sorry I'm sorry for not coming here often, I really am. I love you so so so much!!!

-sneeze

YOUR HEADER EXCUSE ME I LOVE ITTTT

Also someone commented on my first ao3 fic and I'm so fucking happy right now they were so nice help I'm gonna cryyyyy

Yes, I love Taro and Xiaojun so much it's the cutest picture of anyone ever! The header I had to I said Yuta's belly button piercing will return one day. Today is that day. Understandable. The kpop fandom is pretty toxic which is why it's just important to create a circle of people who you feel comfortable talking to and are chill and get you. I only really had one close friend who was into kpop. I have like three now! (Sorry I'm so annoying and suck at typing) And of course all of you guys! And honestly Stays kinda scare me. So I'll just be in my Stayzen corner. All other Stayzens please join. And that sounds like really cool. A little scary but cool. And im fine I did cry last night and this morning but I'm fine just had an issue with my hair. I had put in extensions the way I usually do it which is how it is on Instagram I think we follow each other there. But my aunt's friend wanted to fix it for me but she did it way to tight and I took it out last night and the front got pulled out from how tight it is. And I was so sad plus I don't like the color I dyed it red to match the extensions and I don't like it and I'm fighting the urge to buy green hair dye. Cause green will neutralize red. But I have to fade it first so it will get to a color I can dye over. And it's been a whole kerfuffle. But I'm fine. I'm a Leo so I'm dramatic over my hair. I'm okay. And thank you for caring about me. I have a horrible mindset of no one cares about me so it's nice being reminded there's people who do. I love you too. I hope you're doing well and you're having a good day.

[gimblegamble]

Wait why did I private this, this shit is hilarious.

OUAW posting don't mind me.

Why did... why did we leave Witchlight Carnival only to drown in the swamp of sorrow-- I already hate Prismere I wanna go home. 🥲

edit 1: nevermind Gideon is peeing everywhere

edit 2: STOP PEEING ON EVERYONE

edit 3: oh my god his fucking legs

edit 4: 3 points of dick damage

edit 5: hell yeah back in the game anyways fetish swamp

edit 6: I love it when ✨something happens✨ and Derek gets to act like he has rabies

edit 7: ah, they've killed him

edit 8: I'm gonna throw up, he gave her the signal whistle

edit 9: I like DM Andy but I just realized how bro him and Mace sounds like IRL. Also like how feral Twig is for Nikkie

edit 10: [Nikkie creating Twig]: these bitches ain't going nowhere without an NPC to drag them along, time to take this in my own hands.

edit 11: [Nikkie]: can I, as a DM, use the word 'hole'? [Everyone]: NO

edit 12: Dang, I can't even imagine how hard it would be to simultaneously DM and be a player character in a DnD session Nikkie is so cool

edit 13: jesus Twig is OP, she killed like 50 rabbits while semi concious

edit 14: I can't wait until OUAW blasts me with sadness while also telling me about piss and nudist cats with fused legs

edit 15: [Mikey]: can I draw on this? [Derek, without an ounce of hesitation]: I'll kill you

edit 16: Derek setting up a future werecat fight

edit 17: Torbek 🥺

edit 18: Nikkie's 'yes, and?' game is fucking phenomenal

edit 19: [Derek not having any enrichment for an hour and a half]: time for curses?

edit 20: its so funny they all just looks so much happier whenever they get cursed

edit 21: despite all the shittalking they all still care about eachother so very much I'm gonna cry

edit 22: Kremmy's eldritch blast hasn't hit an enemy in a while

edit 23: "It didn't ask for this" the funniest fuckin phrase so far (in context)

edit 24: the penis nose curse is always so funny

edit 25: "no he didn't give me a condom, he gave me a folded up piece of paper! probably some resistance code-- oh, no there's the condom" - Kremy

edit 26: Torbek's back! :D

edit 27: proud nudism is contagious.

edit 28: ITS FRIGHTENINGLY CONTAGIOUS

edit 29: JESUS GIDEON IN LOVE IS 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

edit 30: its always ironic 😔

edit 31: It'd funny because, out of all of the party, it's usually Torbek who keeps track of lore things with the fairy dragon and ClapperClaw

edit 32: NEW CURSE TABLE

edit 33: got my hands on the unedited stuff and????? they're pretty ship friendly??????

edit 34: everyone's clown-sonas are turning out pretty nice

edit 35: " YOU CLOWN BACK UP YOU SILLY FUCK, LET'S GO!"

edit 36: "Torbek just wants to go home" "you are home, you're with us" Immediate waterworks, I'm sobbing

edit 37: something about nickles and Kremy finding silicon breast forms that somehow fit perfectly.

edit 38: my favourite part of the whole play was Hootsie.

edit: 39 the Gideon taking damage every time Mace laughs IRL bit damn near killed me

edit 39.5: Kremy's condom collection grows

edit 40: oh my god NIKKIE! The lore drop from what's basically a comedic bit. AAAAAAA

edit 41: nooooo I love Torbek 🥺🥺🥺🥺

edit 42: say what you want, they really know how to break tension in a good way

edit 43: not the carlfish nooooooooo

edit 44: my head hurts from laughing too hard, I think I'm having heart problems (in a funny way)

edit 45: I'm gonna burst a blood vessel laughing too hard.

edit 46: When will Gideon realize that flirting with Frost is like flirting with a brick wall

edit 47: please stop giving Torbek the bananyas, I cannot think about his long fingers pushing bananyas down anyone's throat again.

edit 48: waiting for a confrontation where the other person doesn't silence Gricko

edit 49: wheres Torbek 🥺🥺🥺

edit 50: "I'M NOT GONNA MISS YOU YOU LITTLE BITCH!" - Twig

edit 51: taking a peek in saltmarsh and-- MUMBO JUMBO MENTION LFGGG

edit 52: why does andy sound like a twink

edit 53: me every time I see my name in the patreons list

edit 54: Derek's Monty voice scratches an itch in my brain I never knew I had.

edit 55: back to OUAW, I really can't get over Mace's regular speaking voice, he has such a jock voice and he says shit like 'jujutsu kaisen' like nothing else... like a jock otaku, a jotaku

edit 56: you know it's back when even Nikkie goes "NOOOO 😭😭"

edit 57: the universal fear of accidentally destroying a bag of holding... Frog of holding?

edit 58: I don't like the shadow demon :( I don't like the frog of holding :(

edit 59: oh its not a frog of holding?

edit 60: I'M SCREAMING, CALL THEIR NAMES KREMY CALL THEM RIGHT NOW

edit 61: TORBEK NO

edit 62: yeah no, I wouldn't be able to watch this without the twists, I'm sorry, I don't- I can't with the fails I'm gonna eat concrete

edit 63: TWIGSIE NO

edit 64: TWIGSIE PLEASE

edit 65: I can't do this tonight man

edit 66: TORBEK NO

EDIT 67: THE WIKI LIED TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

edit 68:

edit 69: nice

edit 70: Kremy... Kremy Kremy Kremy... you are such a simp for your husband. Down horrendous. Down appalling even. I once knew someone like you, I put him in ✨situations✨.

edit 71: wait is there some Briggsy/Torbek stuff anywhere? genuinely curious because of their connection in that oneshot 👀

edit 72: can we not let Torbek end a fight ever again? I don't like being lightly misted by blood and gore everytime he shifts

edit 73: alright alright, listen I'm in it deep enough that I will definitely watch prime okay? I'm doing it piss backwards though and will maybe watch it when I'm done catching up with everything else. I'm trying to speedrun OUAW (badly because I watch the unedited shit + avantris and chill stuff) and I thing I plan on watching Uprooted or Edge of Midnight next. A lot of my motivation for all of this is because of EVERYONE at the table's enthusiasm with their lore like Andy theory crafting at the mere mention of prime plot points? Mace's general everything with anything??? I'm just... in it you know? I love them. I'll watch prime Richie I will. dw about it

edit 74: ASS BACKWARDS NOT PISS

edit 75: LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE LORE

edit 76: I need somebody to look at me the way Mace looks at anyone on the table who drops lore unfamiliar to him. Curious, focused, a bit apprehensive, staring you down as if he wants to bore holes on your forehead.

edit 77: whiplash again... my neck will never be the same

edit 78: I... CANNOT do this... not again. I"M NOT FUCKING STRONG ENOOOOUUUUUUUGH

edit 79: what the fuck even. NOT HOOTSIE MOTHERFUCKER

edit 80: jesus fucking christ

edit 81: I have recovered

edit 81: Torbek 😭