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psamadee · 9 months ago

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I calculated how big Jupiters dick would be and by extension, Saturns dick

3.173373e+18 Earth inches, so, assuming Uranus is about 10 JAI, Jupiter would be 1050 Jovian Astronoical Inches (ZAMN BROS HUGEEEEEE, which is expected lmfao) 1.5866865e+17 Terrestial Astronomical Inches

and since, saturn is almost 60% of Jupiters size, We can just

times it by 60% and then we get Saturns dick, which is 3.8080476e+19 earth inches, 630 Jovian Astronomical Inches :3 9.520119e+16 Terrestial Astronomical Inches

This was for you That one guy who said “Do Jupiter and Saturn/NF”

And also don’t fucking correct me on this bs, this is just a lil thing I do every now and then I’m not a PeRFeCt mathematician good at everything algebra with good memory of what I’ve already done💀

#Planet Genitalia Calculation #plutosreprisal #planethumans #solarballs #plutos reprisal #Yes I got damn bored #Don’t ask what possessed me to do this #Because I don’t know and it’s probably a demon #Jupiter #Solarballs jupiter #Solarballs Saturn #saturn

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fraternum-momentum · 6 months ago

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WE'RE GETTING EVICTED FROM OUR APARTMENT.

#ok yeah not the best news to suddenly reappear on after almost a month of radio silence #but a shit ton has been happening lately its fucking wild #i had to call the ambulance for my mom :[ DW she's ok !!! just some stomach problems #i went to the club the like last last week ish ?? it was.. okay i wish my friends werent super self concious #abt dancing bc damn it was kinda boring.... almost just stood there for 5 ish hours #got plastered the other day at a friends house too #and we stayed up and watched the whole entire cars franchise and this is probably my biggest hear me out yet...#lightning mcqueen.#LIKE NOT THE FUCKING CAR OK LIKE IF HE WERE A REAL GUY HE WOULD B HOT #......yes its owen wilsons voice yeah ok i get it yeah. shut. shut it. SHUT UP.#anyway cars 1 is a classic a masterpiece muah muah cars 2 is abysmal and cars 3 is pretty good #ALSO I MISSED LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK I AM DEVASTATED WHAT DO I DO I FAILED YOU LESBIANS IM SO SORRY........#the karmic debt from me missing it will curse me somehow..........#anyway yeah we r getting evicted i think idk so were apartment hunting and its so difficult everything is so expensive :']]]]#landlords r actually the spawn of satan #thats it for the update ill doodle smthn maybe i dunno zzzz #frambling...?

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anintroverteddarling · 10 months ago

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Might be too busy to upload the video I mentioned so Imma yeet some doodles I made at school ... ... ... I can't believe this is what I do when bored:

These are very cursed Eddie doodles because why not?

#eddie gluskin #outlast #yes I know outlast #and yes I got traumatize when I first met Eddie #Bro was a whole different level of delulu damn #he scared me so much I spent the entire day remembering those moments #he's such a horrifying character but he's so horrifying that he's such a great antagonist #I applaud to the writers of Outlast knowing how to freak people out #outlast whistleblower #outlast fanart #Ngl I refuse to look at Eddie content ever since my first time seeing him but then pademic happened #I got bored and decided to watch playthroughs of horror games #next thing I know I cope with making shitposts about the game so I can sleep easy adjfnadfkjnadskfjn #The third pic finding the hilarity that a misogynistic cop had three wives and the misogynistic groom had none ajdsnfjkadfns #man I wish I have Outlast Trials to play with friends #horror games #my art

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aashiyancha · 11 months ago

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Adventures in the Capitol (part 37 on Masterpost)

And here's the masterpost link if you would like to read the rest

#rune factory 5 #rune factory #rf5 #fancomic #aashi doodles #rei has a lot more siblings coming up and ofc one of them was going to be training to be a knight as well #i went a bit insane again and colored this all in one sitting #bleh #am i going to make a bit of a weasley's family dynamic for rei's family ? why yes . yes i am #omg me thinking abt weasley's in the exact chapter that i give ares round glasses #damn subconcious she is a powerful source #why does ares have round glasses this chapter u may ask #he lost his last pair in the lake during the Bea and dragon event and i got bored of the reactanglish ones so for now he has round ones

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hauntingblue · 8 months ago

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LUFFY!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED!!!! LUFFY BELIEVER FULL TIME!!!!! LET US WORSHIP THE SUN!!!!

#luffy deflating like a balloon..... be serious 😭😭#MOMO NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR LUFFY!!! oh kaido going for the others now..... law could hear his voice too???#NAMI BEING THE FIRST TO STEP UP!!! CHILLS!!! THIS TIME STEPPING UP TO WITNESS THE HORRORS!!! YEAH!!!#yamato really does carry the spirit of oden straight up.... motivating his son and everything...#i feel like i am going insane... I CAN HEAR THE DRUMS!!! nami telling luffy to not die and fulfill his promise WHO ELSE HAD A PROMISE????#is this why his fruit awakened.... because nami reminded him of the promise... omg..... THE DRUMS!!! CHILLS!!!! THE SMILE!!!!! IM SO HYPE!!#talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1070 #i am smiling so hard rn. contagious #also the cp0 that died for this ajdja.... suffering from success....#THE BOUNCING SOUNDS!!!! THE DRUMS!!!! THE SMILE!!! SANJI JUST VOLTING AWAKE??? see the clouds over his shoulders remain.... as i was saying #you know this has me realising maybe shanks isn't all that bad and stole the fruit from the gov so they couldnt get hold of it #hiyori saying how oden kept hia promise but also how he wanted to keep the promise of opening wano for joyboy #THE KANJURO THING!!! HIYORI WATCH OUT!!! oh its gonna burn orichi by accident YEAAHHH!!!!!!! FUCK YEAHH!!!!#the animation is so fun.. luffy just junping around and shit while hia destruction power is MASSIVE #this is so!!!! kaido complaining about being bored and having fun thru fighting AND HERE COMES LUFFY WITH HIS LOONEY TOONS GOOFY FIGHT!!!!#they knocked this shit out of the park!!! also END CREDITS????!#episode 1071 #momo saying kaido got fat 😭 actually kaido got pregnant <3 yamato you're going to be a big brother congrats!!!#the eyes 😭😭 damn luffy flew away and exploded... 😞😞 skipping rope with kaido omg.... everyone should go outside and see this...#we are welcoming here in the luffy believers... barto is gonna enlist hundreds of new members #law is luffy believer number 1 damn the speech he is giving kid... omg kaido bonked him ajshaksjak that was so good he needed witnesses..#nami worried abojt luffy being dead and when he appears she is just like WTF IS THAT!!!!!! HUH???!!#wait a second ooohhhh kaido is goong down too fuck yes akdjaksj momo and yamato peeking over the island jahdksk #THE DRUMS BEING HIS HEART I CANNOT GET OVER IT!!! Kaido shoukd be puking up his insides by now but alas this is so fun BOIOIOIOIOING #FIRST TIME SOMEONE ASKS LUFFY WHO HE IS AND HE DOESN'T SAY MONKEY D LUFFY FUTURE KING OF THE PIRATES. HE SAYS ITS HIM. STRAIGHT UP!!!!#NVM HE SAID IT!!!!! GOD IS THAT YOU????!!!!#episode 1072

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spectral-honey · 2 years ago

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Au where Damian is closer in age to Tim and joins the batfam after Jason dies

bruce has to make himself functional with a new kid dropped in his lap and then has to cut back on the violent outbursts because Damian WILL take it as permission to kill and they're trying to teach him not to do that

tim keeps his stalker tendencies and grows to like Damian's robin just as much as Dick and Jason's, even if this new robin is a bit stabby around the edges

damian is the first robin to notice Tim tho and confronts him on his own without telling Bruce

timmy is like heyyy don't stab me I swear I wouldn't endanger the bats ever & also I can maybe give you info I find sneaking around & also hey wouldn't it be cool to have a secret from bats? You could have your own personal informant wouldn't that be so cool you could impress Batman and everything

dami: fine but you don't have any more secrets right

tim, knows their secret identities: and I said no, y'know, like a liar

so they make a truce that turns into a friendship that turns into Damian hiding the fact that he has adopted a brother, shut up Batman you picked up random children from the street so can damian

bruce and dick: wow it's so nice that Damian has started listening to us about not killing or using excessive violence on people. We're glad he understands now

Damian, who got a 72 slide PowerPoint lecture from Tim about the practicality of not killing as a vigilante in Gotham: yes, that is what happened. I have accepted your perspectives on morality. No other reason

tim’s powerpoint has a lot of graphs and venn diagrams measuring different kinds of criminal activity vs public cooperation vs batman's violence levels vs police cooperation vs rogue activity. The gotham ecosystem is delicate

when jason comes back tim throws a fit because he has to REMAKE his powerpoint and all the graphs to add red hood’s vigilante-slash-rogue effect

Tim at some point: batman is fragile if you kill people it will make his traumatized brain explode

Dami: trauma?

Tim: y'know from martha and thomas being murdered in front of him

Damian, eyes narrowed:

Tim: I mean… that's just a game theory?

but just like generally Tim and Damian being each other's support systems

they bond over having parents who are absent?? Like, damian missing his mom and tim immediately empathizing on how its hard when you love someone who is away a lot or for a long time

they talk about missing them and damian is able to open up about feeling out of place and how difficult it is to adjust or know how he's supposed to act

#damian wayne #tim drake #batfam #batman #talia: lets play musical children. I will take jason and you can take damian #If talia knew about jason’s plans for revenge she probably would make damn sure that jason wasnt about to touch her boy #BUT assuming he somehow got that past her #tim would be SO salty about it.#jason: wait I’M your hero? Tim: well not after you tried to FUCKING KILL damian #jason:#tim: but yes you WERE my hero. damian said you guys were cool tho so i GUESS youre okay. For now.#damian mentions hes from an assassin cult and tim just like freeze frame hold up rewind a bit there /huh?????/#tim trying to like. Support damian in detoxing from the cult stuff #and says really unsubtle stuff about how SOME PEOPLE grow up in environments that teach things that aren't always good for the person.#And this RANDOM PERSON WITH NO SPECIFIC EXAMPLE have difficulty adjusting to normalcy and reaching out is both the most effective-#-and best for the emotional wellbeing of this person #and damian is like ah i see (completely misunderstands) I will keep this in mind while interacting with grayson.#tim was completely ready to take on trying to stabilize a violent adult man who just lost a son of COURSE hed be like #‘yeah i can probably un-indoctrinate an assassin child. What could go wrong’#when Damian figures out Tim knows their identities they get to hang out at boring social events #damian is like tim has my complete confidence. And tim is like uh yeah i just dont rat him out on feeling emotion #damian is describing Tim to dick and he's like oh wow my informant is very trustworthy #he has great use in entertaining me at fathers horrible social events #and dick is like Damian buddy that sounds like a friend. A friend is the thing you're describing #also important to this au is Tim's adrenaline junkie tenancies. He just is.#maybe also as a side thing it's a Tim as Barbara's apprentice au? Eventually becoming a vigilante but more in the informational vein #babs is like hey Dami why did I see u on this camera hanging out with a random child and Damian is like shit. Do not tell father pls #so he recruits her to teach tim self defense so he wont fuckin die running around gotham #dc #is this just blatantly me liking tim and damian being friends? maybe. you cant prove anything

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yuukei-yikes · 1 year ago

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nail girlie momo forcing everyone in the dan to let her practice on their hands and kido is always letting her bc Whoa momo holding my hand for over an hour. crazy. but ALSO kido is one of those ppl incredibly fidgety abt nail filling and all that so they sit through it with the power of gay love. they stare at momo the whole time bc she sticks her tongue out in concentration and kido thinks its cute. whatever

and when it's done they see their hands and it feels so foreign kinda like when rin dressed them in those fancy clothes. then gets emo abt rin bc she always had such perfectly manicured hands. erm anyways then they get distracted when momo's like THEY LOOK SO PRETTY DANCHOU THEY SUIT U:3

#im a nail girlie myself. fun fact abt tumblr user yuukei yikes #people are incredibly fidgety abt their nails theyre like yes do my nails but then get scared as soon as i try pushing back their cuticles.#anyways. many years ago i used to go get my nails done and i always thought damn. this is intimate. this lady is holding my hands.#ok basically number 1 fans of momo doing nails: kano ayano haruka #mary is also INCREDIBLY fidgety abt her cuticles and nail filling so momo cant do much.#OH HOW COULD I FORGET ANOTHER BIG FAN IS HIYORI #ayano always gets the same color (red). kano always gets the same color (black). which is boring for momo #haruka changes it up a little more and encourages her to try nail art but she's kind of not great abt it and he ends up with insane stuff #momo is also crazy abt doing shintaro's cuticles but he is the number 1 baby about it. he's like OUUUUCH STOP IT HURTS #and momo's like I HAVE NOT EVEN GRABBED UR HAND YET.#she also begs takane to let her do her nails. takanes like (flaps sleeves around)#but bc of the sleeves theyre untouched shes got a lot of cuticles to work with/doesnt bite her nails/rarely cuts them so its good 4 shaping #and momo wants them to practice but takanes like. my hands are like this for a reason. im not letting u put me through sensory hell #ok sorry for the oddly specific hcs. good night #kagevinnie #headcanons #momo kisaragi #kido tsubomi

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toytulini · 4 months ago

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i feel like the makeup standards are not necessarily going to get Worse, just. stay the Same. "raised by sephora and ulta" christ alive yall act like this shit is new. as if this hasnt been the standard to blast young girls with makeup ads and shit via magazine and tv and imposed beauty standards anyway. the only real difference is like, idk, accessibility of tutorials for how to apply it well

#toy txt post #spoken as. a no makeup bitch #altho i have also been accused by a terf of wearing a pound if makeup for wearing. visible lipstick in a selfie. and that was It #the actual Beauty Standard has largely stayed the exact fucking same of like making your skin texture as fake as possible #that was the standard back then too but it was harder to achieve /know how to do it cos there werent tutorials the same way now #also yes sephora and ulta are evil and all that but like the same amount theyve always been.#yall really acting like these imposed beauty standards being exposed to children is like a new unique tiktom thing thats never happened #before. and yall blaming instagram are no fuckin better. this has been happening The Entire God Damn Time #also theres something rubbing me about the way this is getting talked about. 'she did all thos other arbitrary bullshit except this #One Thing! the discrimination against this one thing is awful!#and like. it is. but i feel like we could address that while also maybe stepping back a tiny bit further and questioning these arbitrary #standards of professionalism too while we're at it #why does she have to have a blazer either? why do the earrings have to be understated #why do the colors have ti be bland and boring? why does he hair have to be a natural color and gender conforming ?#etc etc etc #like if we're accepting all that other shit the ppl upset about this could acknowledge she might experience similar discrimination for say #very obvious goth or punk-y makeup or anything a little too far outside the bounds of the acceptable beauty standard #everyone is pissed about 'eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man' but theyd be saying nothing if she was discriminated for fuckin #big wings and black lipstick bc well thats Obviously not professional standard makeup. okay?#if we change how we look at professional standards of dress and makeup as a whole to include Fucking Freak Bitches #then it would be a lot easier to include No Makeup in there as welllllll #idk #im a no makeup bitch with blue hair whos only ever worked in warehouses so they didnt give too much of a shit about my lack of makeup #or blue hair as long as i didnt show up in like flip flops which is a Reasonable dress code bc its got an actual fucking reason #(safety so you dont lose your goddamn toes to a box or a grate or some shit) vs it makes the office corpo bros sad #anyway idk if you have the privilege to get away with it i think you should dress weirder in the office to get them used to weirder dress #maybe instead of Suddenly going No Makeup sort of slowly lessen the amount so its not a Sudden change or smth #again: if you have the privilege and job security to get away with it #also also also: easier to get away with if you were to say. mask. js. they cant get mad at schrodingers lack of lipstick

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bigcats-birds-and-books · 2 years ago

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Seven Covers in Seven Days: PRINCESS FLORALINDA AND THE FORTY-FLIGHT TOWER by Tamsyn Muir.

tagged by: @asexualbookbird

Every day post the cover of a book you love and tag someone to do the same!

tagging: @freckles-and-books

#photography #book photography #my photography #7 covers in 7 days #seven covers in seven days #princess floralinda and the forty-flight tower #tamsyn muir #listen i do so love gideon but. floralinda should also get some love lol #(i got the novella on the second print run for slightly less dollars DAMN these are expensive)#have we heard anything about book two recently or....?#anyway two days into seven and i'm wondering if i should just take all my pics at my desk or if that's Boring lol #i think the daughter of moreau needs more Plants than that #we'll see #(also yes i did make this tea specifically as a prop and now i'm speedrunning the drinking lol)

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salemoleander · 2 years ago

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Oh my g-d. Doc is going to fucking kill them, and it's entirely justified

Fuck around and find out, I guess

#now do I think Doc enjoys having people to hunt down and destroy? yes #is this an egregious fuckup? also yes #hoooooly shit #s9 #scar #grian #hc s9 #hc s9 spoilers #i do empathize with the mood of 'got bored fucked around and fucked up so so bad'#but damn yall. keep your hands to your damn self

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hecksupremechips · 3 months ago

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Was having so much fun replaying p3p that I forgot that this game is bad lol

#the klock keeps ticking #i gotta get my ranting gear on its happening again #just got to the part where its revealed that shadow experiments happened at the school 10 years prior #and yeah its as badly written as I remember lol #like first off it really is just kinda like ‘ah yes the kirijo group experimented on kids and created the dark hour and we’re being #recruited to clean up their mess’ and the only one who seems to care is yukari but then like #oooh she cant be mad after all cuz her dad was in on it or whatever #and my favorite fucking guy Ikutski is there with a smile like ah yes yes the fucked up shit ah well anyways lets keep fighting lol #and its like briefly mentioned so fucking casually that mitsurus family involved her in this shit and forced her to awaken to a persona #when she was like 8 and you know. now she has to act as a tool to clean up their mess #and it’s like hold up now. why arent we talking about this aaaaaaa just gonna drop that bomb and leave #my favorite fucking part though is like afterwards all the little scenes we get of the characters processing this information #none really seeming to care all that much about the fucked up part theyre just like ‘damn the dark hour is gonna end’#and we get some of that iconic p3 dialogue where characters just look into the camera and explain their trauma before walking away #akihiko just goes up to shinji to be like ‘hey lol remember that we’re both orphans and thats how we know each other and also my sister #anyway Keep Looking Forward™️ bye’ and then fuuka looks into the camera like #‘yes btw my parents have an inferiority complex and thats why they abuse me which is why i dont mind being manipulated’#like she just. says that its so funny this game was written by a toaster #its so frustrating cuz the conflict could be so interesting but they handle it soooo boring and ignore all the parts that shouldnt be #oh mitsuru dont worry ill write you a better game to be in #come to the fat lesbian party where we kill the kirijo group with hammers

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spicypussywave · 10 months ago

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i see a stupid take on a show i had no interest in thinking about (bc others do enough of that) and now i wanna defend it and make op see how delusional they've gotten

#naomivents #i mean all takes are welcome ofc this is a public space #but when you base the whole show on your 1 expectation and think the story Has No Point if it doesn't fulfil that #then idk man maybe you're just selfish #i get wanting your fav media to tick all your boxes #but calling the show pointless bc of that though they've done everything really well up to this point pisses me off #maybe just broaden your mind a little #maybe day wants his eyesight back have you not seen how excited he was at the news?#saying how he should not be allowed to get a transplant bc that's not what You think the story is about is ridiculous to me #it's accepting how things can fuck and change your life forever but your life still can go on positively if you try hard enough #and got the right people #but lmao that doesn't mean he isn't allowed to look for ways to unfuck his life?#it's literally his life even if it's just a story #i truly don't think p'aof will let day get his eyesight back bc that's cliché and Boring.#unless he can bring meaning to it which i think he can #the transplant failing route will break day's heart. and hope. and everything. but isn't that fine #he's not getting his eyes back yes it will be a huge struggle but he's got amazing people by his side now #after the whole journey of acceptance. this will turn out as just another situation for him. that he gotta accept and move on #damn can't the boy have hope atleast #they've been hinting at a possible transplant since the beginning ffs #this is not me up for a debate pls i had thoughts and i wanted to vent thats it thanks for coming to my ted talk

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peterparkersnose · 2 years ago

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I stand by my choices

#peterparkersnose #game of thrones #arya stark #jon snow #sansa stark #daenerys targeryan #cersei lannister #jaime lannister #tyrion lannister #yes i am a little finger fan not sorry #night king and ramsey both terrible but there such good villains #robin arryn got c tier bc he grew so much during the show. didn’t you guys see him in the last episode damn i’d be lady of the vale any day #tyrion best character development in the series #daenerys worst character development in the series #SER JORAH WE LOVE #did i miss bran?#he gets c tier very boring and unlikeable character

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sassy-bitch-since-2007 · 1 year ago

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I love how in every post/video talking about TD winners and who deserved to actually win each season we just... collectively agree Heather deserved to win TDWT. Like, I haven't seen ONE TAKE being like "Actually, X deserved to win TDWT", all of them keep Heather as the winner and I love that for us.

#Heather deserved to win at least one season fight me #Btw in my country Heather was the winner so I'm going with that no I don't care Alejandro is the official one fuck off man #sassy-bitch-since-2007 #Also people hating on Heather - without her the first season would have been boring/lacking any kind of drama like EACH SEASON NEEDS AN #ANTAGONIST otherwise it wouldn't be as interesting. Yes she's a mean bitch but she's our mean queen and she's done her job guys #td heather #tdwt heather #Don't mind me just vibing #Actually I'm a lier I saw one that said Cody deserved the win which I disagree. However we did deserve a finale between Heather and Cody #Alejandro should have gotten eliminated the same way Heather got during TDI lol #This way they could have make a parallels play omg (yk given that Noah I think called Alejandro a male version of Heather and all that)#Like him being so overconfident and sure of himself despite no one rooting for him (cuz it makes no sense for people to side with him but #Not with Heather like hello???) just to lose to Cody of all people #Just how Heather lost because of Lindsay aka that one good weak guy no one expects :)#Also Alejandro joining team Heather because this guy is smitten 🙇🏻#My brain is going brrrrr right now damn I want that now

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i-am-agent-washingtub · 1 year ago

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The piss committee

#kitty #howl's boring life #everything i do is a damn family activity now #the little ones fool around on the sink every time after i wash my hands #the whole damn bathroom is covered in paw prints #PERCY HOPPED IN THE TOILET YESTERDAY WHEN I GOT UP TO FLUSH IT #YES THERE WAS PEE IN THERE I WAS SO SAD #he slipped on the seat and his whole back end fell in and i had to wash him 😭😭😭😭#i left my shower doors open by accident the other day and prom took my razor to his bed to play with #he was fucking chewing on the blades I'm so scared for them

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astranite · 1 year ago

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Today I encountered The Horrors.

(had to make a phone call and send an email I’d been putting off.)

(There are still more Horrors to come)

(whyyyyyyyyyyyy?????)

#really dont like the way being an Adult and getting my shit together involves The Horror #and how tumblr only sometimes lets me edit my tags #still more things ive got to do #what is this actual responsibilites nonsense #isnt it enough for me to simply stuff around?#i know i need to do the things #and on some level i want to do the things because they will benefit me #and i know there are consequenses for not doing the things #but i have not done all the things #why am i like this #oh yeah adhd #and i forgot to take my damn meds #even though id literally left them in the most obvious spot possible on my desk #maybe i should leave them on top of my laptop thats an idea #where was i #ah yes complaining to the void about the Horrors #at least i did do two things #but i did not study and there are deadlines approaching but i dont know when becasue i dont remember #and i just need to do it #but its painfully boring and anxiety inducing and i hardly know where to start #and it would involve sitting at my desk and Concentrating #so im on tumblr #hello friends welcome to my mess #AstraStuff #and now i have to go to the dentist becasue i have teeth which is just another responsibility #so yeah

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