#YUMMY FOR NO REASON

[shinymetalassbiter]

YALL THIS SHIT GOES HARD

[were-wolverine]

things in DC canon i’ll literally never get over

1. dick finds out batman replaced him as robin (without asking him) from the NEWSPAPER and simultaneously finds out bruce adopted a new kid without telling him (to make things worse: bruce didn’t even adopt dick)

2. dick finds out jason died from the newspaper (AGAIN? REALLY BRUCE?) and bruce had the fucking funeral WITHOUT HIM while he was still in space

[baby-yongbok]

Changbin @ BST Hyde Park

[Not my video! Video Credit to Owner.]

[alluralater]

something about telling her so sweetly that i want to fill her pretty holes while i’m rubbing her clit makes her a little insane. the way i can see her eyes become less and less focused, arousal is the only thing she can think about. the only thing she can comprehend. her legs held up in the dips of my waist when i’m leaning over her and lightly brushing the tips of my fingers over her neck before closing my hand around it, my lips to her ear punctuating every word of slowness with fast circles round her aching bud. you just want to be filled up don’t you, sweetheart? tightening my grip on her throat. go on, tell me. she’s nodding and i’m smiling against her ear, whispering that she’s my good girl. sliding a finger slowly into her. back and forth. more and more until she’s writhing and rocking her hips in desperation to be fucked. i add another. the nails of my left hand are at her neck, asking her why she’s being so needy and eager. such a slut for me when she can’t even respond. she’s so close. frustrated and broken and altogether so sweet beneath me. who’s my good girl? you want to cum for me, don’t you? the way she sounds when she’s at the breaking point. i could deprive her of her orgasm but fuck i just love watching her try to find a way through it. fucking my fingers into her while i thumb her clit. don’t think about anything else, sweetheart. my pretty girl loves having her holes filled, isn’t that right? cum for me.

[bruciemilf]

Kinda really want an AU where Krypton survived and Clark still came to Earth, and the Justice League is established.

Naturally, everyone wants a smiling, helpful, God Made Man on their team. But it's safe to say Batman isn't everyone. Not when he knows sunshine both burns and heals.

Regardless, he can't deny Clark is a huge help (literally. The guy always has to slightly bend down when talking to him, and that beard frames a starshine smile too well, and why is he smiling around Bruce for? No one's happy around Batman)

"Thank you for your help. But we're not looking to expand the team at this time, --"

Surprise is clear and concise on those baby blue eyes. It makes Bruce bite the inside of his cheek. " Team? Oh no no, I'm trying to court you! Do they not have mating rituals on earth?"

Bruce does the mature thing and vanishes with a smoke bomb. Only slighting tripping over his cape.

[cahootings]

i love that I have seen the "I will not order takout" post circulating so much the last few days like everyone is chanting a spell collectively, including myself. Unfortunately I think a witch just cast a spell on me and I have ordered takout

[jentlemahae]

MARK LEE / BAGGY JEANS @ SBS GAYO DAEJON

BONUS:

[delusionalbitchinthehouse]

Some Mountain and Ifrit fluff because i feel people kinda forget Mountain was also part of the Popestar ghouls and I need more of those two interacting.

Mountain's lips twitch up when the smell of cedar and caramel fills his nostrils, a second before strong arms wrap around his waist from behind.

"Hello, Ifrit. Everything alright ?"

The fire ghoul pushes his forhead between Mountain's shoulderblades with a small noise. It's an awfully warm day, everyone sweating bullets, and yet Mountain wouldn't dream of pushing Ifrit off him, as hot - in every ways- as he is, the fire ghoul's skin feeling like he laid down under the sun for hours.

Still bent over a wooden table in the greenhouse, Mountain checks one last time the state of the struggling plant he attempted to save for the better part of the day, before straightening and turning around in Ifrit's hold despite the fire ghoul's dramatic whining.

They both realize how the other is dressed at the same time, eyes raking up and down the other's frame.

Well, as for Ifrit, "dressed" is a generous word. In nothing but very short bright pink shorts with the ghost logo printed on the ass, hidding absolutely nothing, the fire ghoul looks positively slutty.

"Why are you dressed like those oversexualized characters in action movies ?"

Ifrit snorts.

"Just missing the shirt tied in a knot right under my huge tiddies, uh ? 's comfy. You're one to talk, looking like a victorian wet dream."

Mountain glances down at his brown pants, held by leather suspenders over a widely opened flowy white shirt, sleeves rolled up to his elbows, and admits to himself that he does look nice.

"Point taken. Is there something I can do for you, firebird ?"

Ifrit grins, retrieving a bag he probably dropped to hug Mountain, from which he extirpates a reusable bottle with lemons and daises doodled on it. With a flourish, he hands it to the earth ghoul.

"Lemonade. Zephyr made it. They thought you'd be thirsty, working your ass off in that weather."

The bottle is blissfully cold in Mountain's hands, probably kept that way by the air ghoul's doing, but he doesn't even have time to thank anyone before a box is shoved in his arms.

"And that's from me. Cupcake. Pistacchio and raspberries. Fresh out the oven. They're still a bit hot though, so you can wait to eat them since it's like, so freaking hot already, but anywa-"

Mountain cuts Ifrit off with a kiss, tasting the raspberries the fire ghoul indoubtably snatched while cooking directly from his lips.

When Mountain leans back with a smug smirk, Ifrit just blinks at him, mouth hanging half opened and cheeks flushed.

"...what was that for ?"

Dragging Ifrit toward an old bench, Mountain huffs.

"That was a thank you."

With a wheezing laugh, Ifrit sits right after Mountain, not questioning the manhandling for a second.

"Remind me to cover you in gifts then."

The box of cupcakes is swiftly opened, filling the greenhouse with its mouth-watering smell, bottle uncapped just as quickly.

"We're sharing this," Mountain anounces.

Ifrit opens his mouth to protest, but the earth ghoul is faster, shoving a cupcake in the fire ghoul's mouth before any sound can be uttered. Only barely avoiding to drop it, green frosting smeared on his nose and upper lips, Ifrit cackles, nearly slipping off the bench and dragging Mountain with him in his attempt to keep his balance.

"You- mrgh - absolute bastard," the fire ghould chuckles in between bites.

The lemonade tastes divine in the suffocating atmosphere of the sun-drenched afternoon, the cupcakes a welcome sweetness after long hours of work, but better than anything, Mountain thinks, is Ifrit smiling soft and tender at him, eyes crinkling in the corners, his laughter bouncing off the greenhouse's glass panels.

[absentlyabbie]

let your fruit flag fly

[quillkiller]

i always see hc’s about sirius & lily bonding over their estranged relationships with their siblings but what we really need to discuss is how it’s another reason for them to mistrust and/or dislike and/or not respect each other because reg & lily feel like they were abandoned while sirius & petunia are the older siblings who left them behind ..

[konjkitkatty]

Also, since you accept OCs. I’d like to share my Witness. Vapula (she/they) is a griffin winged lioness and Narinder kills them about a century before the attack on his siblings. He kills her in a fit of paranoia that she was plotting against him. They were not. Wings are so hard to draw, but it was worth it. The Witnesses are my special little guys. Her lion tail is under the robe and unseen, but it is there!

Credit to Rainbowolfe for his symbol study. I used their translation for Vapula’s markings!

VAPULA!!! THEY’RE ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS!!! A winged lioness is also a rlly neat idea just for a character in general. Wings r so cool too. despite how diffucult they r to draw, when wings work they WORK and she absolutely WORKS them! I’d love to hear more abt them fr🫣 maybe give em a lil kiss for being such a nicely designed character🤧

also im stealing that study for later uses

[mochaaaaaaaa]

Little FrozenHoney doodle I made for a friend a few hours back :3 👍 I really like this simple art style, and I'll most likely keep using it for colored doodles like this one ❤️

[atompalace-official]

mangoooourhfhgjgjhh 🧡✨

[forgetful-river]

Damn girl, I'd lay down my life at your feet and rot for your amusement, in, like, a gay way.

[milomysweetheartz]

Trans milo greer if you can hear us....save us trans milo greer...please

[puppycharmz]

portable (and throwable) idiot. customer tested and approved