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story-from-hr · 2 months ago

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you hire me my qualifications are running really fast and being able to blow stuff up

-@tommy-maximoffshepherd

YOURE HIRED IMMEDIATELY!!!

question though... can you read really fast too?

#youre hired #human resources #avengers hr department #marvel cinematic universe #marvel roleplay #tommy maximoff

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dokutah-exe · 3 months ago

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Doctor, I have eaten the cancer rocks and now I don't feel so good. On the plus side, I can now blast things apart with my mind. What should I do

HAVE I GOT THE JOB FOR YOU

#arknights #YOURE HIRED

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ultimateplaylistmaker · 3 months ago

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going back in time to the first thanksgiving to make makoto the first female protag /lh

HELL YEAH

#trigger happy havoc #anon chaos #youre hired

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bradfordblitz · 1 year ago

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Interviewer: So I've looked at your resume and I really like how you have a lot of skills and assets, but my team and I don't understand what: "Knows All Of The Minecraft Potion Recipes", has to do with this job.

Me, getting up: Well, I think that lets me know everything about you.

#minecraft #Deadass #if i was hiring and I saw that someone had written down that they know all of the Minecraft Recipes I'd hire that kid on the spot #You're telling me that you know all of them? I want that I need that #Because it shows me that you know and memorize shit #I want you on my team #I dont fucking care what the job is #YOURE HIRED

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ash-and-starlight · 3 months ago

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the black mold told me to draw this

#*arcanes your blorbo*#continuing the tradition of trying to yoink art styles that i like 🫳🫳#at various degrees of success #anyway ummm fortiche hire me hire me it only takes me 95589467 hours to finish a simple headshot #and also i will throw up evey time u ask me to draw a cop #and also i cant model for shit #dare i say fundamental asset for your team #anyway um this was fun!! ty nene for the gentle nudge #atla #zukka #sokka #zuko #arcane?? style??#my art #id in alt text

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triviallytrue · 11 months ago

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Can't tell you how frequently I encounter posts on here for people with entirely opposite issues to me

#'kill the shift manager in your brain' bro ive been trying to hire one for ten years now

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chiffer178 · 10 months ago

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#shoutout to pretrans me for being a diversity hire in my friend group full of queer people #ive talked to many trans women who've had this experience #keep an eye out on your straight friend #they might suddenly seem sadder and start wearing large hoodies even when its hot out #trans #transgender #trans memes #mtf #196

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uncanny-tranny · 1 year ago

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The leftism/anticapitalism leaving people's bodies the zeptosecond you imply that disabled people who aren't "productive" still matter in society and need to be treated like intrinsic equals who have a place in this world:

#disability #disability advocacy #described images #image description in alt #ableism #ableism tw #my full-time job is my disability and you're lucky that i am still 'productive' as-is #your boss doesn't care that you think you're superior for being hired by them. they're still going to treat you like profit machines #it astounds me how people will capitulate for oppression because they place their intrinsic value in their ability to be at the top...#...or at least 'at the top' compared to others. it's the same impulse that makes people think their cisgender status makes them superior...#...you are placing your worth into systems which not only oppress others but offer you no true sense of worth...#...ESPECIALLY if you're also being exploited (even if just a bit)...#...you have a job sure but... do you actually get treated like a human being? are you actually paid? are you actually safe?...#...if the answer to any of those questions and more is 'no' then why do you place your value in capitalistic production. genuinely.#and why would you DEMAND disabled people to have the same exploitation you experience. why do you DEMAND productivity if you are proletaria #yes being a leftist and anticapitalist are linked but. some people still internalize capitalism without questioning it #being a leftist is about challenging that rather than assuming you're correct i think #also scientists were very silly when describing time that's like. less than a millisecond i think

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dragon-spaghetti · 2 months ago

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Look me in the eyes, like I’m dead inside

(Please click for better quality!!)

#drag's art #tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc fanart #tadc jax #tadc gangle #tadc ribbun #ribbun #toxic ribbun fans come get your food #I scrolled marissa’s tumblr and got inspired LOL #OH caption is from the song All I See Is Darkness by icon for hire btw #cause I was listening to it on repeat earlier lol

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gremio0 · 5 months ago

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been doing genshin redesigns lately. it's really therapeutic I think everyone should have their own Natlan designs that don't suck ass

#artists on tumblr #art #genshin impact #genshin fanart #genshin redesign #character design #character art #redesign #genshin citlali #citlali #hoyoverse hire me I will literally fix your game

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astrophysician · 7 months ago

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ALT my reflection

redraw reference, close ups, and a bonus under the cut :)

#sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic fanart #sth #sonadow #i guess lol #astrophysician #my art #this feels like somebody else made it #i'm still in disbelief #i'm. very proud of this #idw please hire me i want to work on your comics so bad. not a joke #...i did it again i made the background the bi flag head in hands #i can't help it that my favorite colors are dark blue and hot pink!!!

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wibblytimey · 5 months ago

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POV: you are Docm77 in the case of ZombieCleo v Docm77 circa 2024

#hermitcraft #this is all I could think of during the court case #you hire this man as your lawyer and he spends the entire case calling you a baby #joehillssays #docm77 #zombiecleo #bdoubleO100 #skizzleman

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leopardmuffinxo · 3 months ago

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so touch me again; i feel my shadow dissolving

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anitablogs1931 · 1 month ago

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Disclaimer: The following contract is just for fun and fictional purposes

Send me your character sheets, extra information on backstory, and why they would be a good addition to the team!

YOU CAN REACH ME via Tumblr DMs, making a post and tagging me, or on Discord (user: AnitaDraws)

They must be a legal adult. They don’t have to be a Sans AU!

The two chosen OCs will be incorporated into the story of Drifterverse and will appear in my future artwork, of course, the design is credited to the original creator.

I might ask for slight design changes if needed.

Current members of the Sinners:

Killer Sans

Blood Moon (Nightmare Sans)

Horror Sans

Murder Sans

Glam (Underpunk Sans)

Reaper (Reaper Papyrus)

Sorry for the tag, but y’all my moots so… hehe @xepphir @coquettesalmon @beaboepx @rosettasgraveyard @starrameee @solcean @pranktalesans

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animentality · 7 months ago

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I saw the trailer for the new alien movie and I saw this guy getting throat fucked by a face hugger and it was like.

graphic. elongated. really detailed.

and I knew.

that was someone's fetish.

someone's watching sfm facehugger porn.

#ive seen some #its not good #but uh #they hired the guy whos into it i guess #dont go looking for it btw unless youre into that #its not for like #the faint of genitals #alien #alien romulus

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