#YOU'RE LIKE 'MY PRECIOUSSSS' OR WHAT?

[trypoed]

get a man who looks at you with the same affection that Hoffman looks at Strahm's hand

[missamyrisa2]

Hmm how would you tickle someone who loves being tickled on her special parts but is too shy to admit it?

I meannnnhh that's where the wholeeee button/royal pearlyyy vernacular comes from cutie pieeee ~ because I'm gonna noticeee when you writhe that certain wayyy and make those particular elegant soundsss as I tickle on your feeet and belllyyyy and armpitsss and find the realllly hot spotsss ~ there's those spotsss that have the livewire to your royal areassss and it's unmistakable. And if I can see you love itttt welll, you don't have to directly ask for itttt. I'll ask youuu if you wannnt a little feathery feather on your girly buttonssss ~ ahhh yesss and I'll take a nod mmhmmm. Nooo we don't have to talk about itttt you can just relax and fallll apartttt as I snuggle you up and start drawing my softtttt fluffy feather acrosss one butttton, just ease youuu into ittt. Sloooow circles circling around and around. You can get perky alll you like, you can squirm and giggle and squeak and snort. Anyyyything you likeeee as I give you those tiiiickles you wanttt so badlyyyy ~

It must be sooo tough darlinggg, being alll cute and adorable and wanttting this attention but you can't ask for it. But I knowww, ahhh yessss I soooo know what it's like. And oooh ~ I have a lovelyyy blush brush with this pink underside for youuu ~ coming in from this siiiide and we can tickle bothhhh buttonssss. How does that feeel? Nooo you don't have to tell meee I can seeeee ~ you're a lovelyyy gorgeous giggle girl and you looove your special tickles mmmhmmm these amazing sparklyyyy ticklesssss ~ are you gonna make some fireworks for meeeee? Awww don't explode yettt we stilll have that most lovelyyyy pearlyyyy to explore ~ I seee your special button volunteering mmmmhmmm we just coaxed out the most royal pearlyyyyy with these button ticklesss ~

don't you worry I'll be gentle, I'm alllways gentle as a whisperrrr on such a lovelyyyy girlyyyy and oooh yesss I'm gonna whisperrrr to your button ~ yes I'm a button whisperer sweetheart ~ cooochie cooochie cooochie cooochieeee ~ my liiiipss sooo close to your ticklish pearl ~ ticklish ticklish ticklish ticklishhhhh ~ ahh ahh here comes my blusssh brushhh ~ going up and downnnn that lovelyyyy gorgeoussssly pretty areaaaa ~ I'll just be your makeup artist for the day mmmhmm flutter my brush uppp and down and up and down and twirrrrl in circlesss and ooh yessss don't get forget about my feather. I wouldn't keep you from your precioussss featherrr noooo~ we'll just draw that ever so carefully on your pearlyyy yesss your special girly pearlyyyy and get allll those lovelyyyy ticklessss ~ you don't have to sayyy anything angelpie, just make your soundsssss and squirm alll you likeeee I'm taking you to the sparkly tickly heightssss ~<3

[akalikai]

TMAGP EP 21 REACTION (SPOILERS)

WE'RE BACK BABYYYY LETS GOOOO

Oooo conversations about quitting. That's an interesting thing to see since like. In TMA they could quit and all. I wonder Celia knows about that??

"Psycho goat monster tries to kill me" hey Sam. Sam. What about Mr. Bonzo. What if Mr. Bonzo tries to kill you. What then.

"Complicated immigration status" a part of me thinks that this is NOT just about country immigration but ALSOOO THIS MAKES IT MUCH MORE LIKELY THAT CELIA IS A WOC YAYYYY

SAMCELIA HUG AWWWW but also like okay she's definitely talking about the fact that she can't go back to TMA universe with Jack

MORE INSTITUTE STATEMENTS??? BRUH WE'RE RLY JUMPING BACK INTO IT, HUH???

Okay as much as I think this grand experiment has to do with Fire And Bad Things, I like the treasurer bringing up cultures that don't use the Gregorian calender. Like yes diversity!!

Okay so this site is like. Definitely doing something to the workers, yeah? Like whatever the chemicals in the soil are, they are really fucking with the workers. Now the real question is, did they send the workers there knowing that??

AYO WHAT???? DID THIS PAKISTANI WORKER JUST GET A FUCKING WHITEWASHED CLONE IRL WHAT THE HELL IS THIS????

Alice believes him about thr Institute thing but her deleting the file and not telling him is gonna cause the chasm between them to just get bigger. Oh Alice. Sweetie. Communication PLEASE.

Lena is worried about Gwen?? Ohhh???? (Probably more worried about this girl being a security risk because how did she manage to aggravate Ink5oul more than Starkwell probably could have)

"What did you do?" Oh Alice. You're a little bit too late to the party, methinks.

OH MY GOD. OKAY SO. ANY TATTOO??? INK5OUL CAN USE ANY TATTOO??? THATS. WOW OK.

Tape recorder??? Hello????

"Gwen (Compelled)" HELLO COMPELLED BY WHAT??? THE TAPE RECORDER???? IS THE TAPE RECORDER USING HER???? WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD????

Oh would you look at that. It's Error. I don't think it's Lucia but. Well. She's doing some Compelling, that's for sure.

Im sorry.

Huh. You know, it makes me think that Error is maybe another old archivist. I don't think it's Jon, it just wouldn't make sense. But maybe another one?? Especially since Ink5oul seems somewhat familiar with them, enough to know the tape recorders belong to them. I think it could be a voiceless character from TMA.

Also just...the way they talk to Error it feels like a fledgling vampire being annoying by the millenia old vampire grandpa waking up from their slumber going "MY PRECIOUSSSS" while the fledgling is like "come on gramps get with the times we don't do that anymore" but then when the old vampire goes to attack them they're like "AIGHT AIGHT UR OLDER AND STRONGER I GET IT ILL BACK OFF" like that's the vibes I'm getting.

So it's just like...Is Error old news or something? Maybe Error is what the institute was trying to destroy in 1999 but it only trapped it under the institute until Alice and Sam came for it?

And if it's an old archivist like I think it is (not Jon), then it probably was basically caught onto Sam and Alice like a homing beacon since those two DEFINITELY have statements.

THE TAPE RECORDER BITES NOW????

[moonie-cake]

Okay first of all, You can call me Halo or DJ! Both work tbh-

Second, YOU THINK IM COOL??? DUDE YOU'RE LITERALLY LIKE- THE NICEST AND COOLEST DUDE EVER OH MY GOD

Third, That's funny because, I don't sleep/j because of my work's schedule being so wild that's it's actually amazing how I go through the day with half a cup of coffee lol

Fourth, I started following you because I thought you were genuinely a very nice person and I wanted to know you more but I got shy and decided to just watch from the shadow realm 🥹

HHHHHHHH

*puts on my glasses then takes it off*

*inhales*

*and exhales*

*CRACKS MY KNUCKLES*

Overall ,

YOU'RE HEAVENLY PRECIOUS TOO YOU KNOW 🫵❤️

You! YES YOU

And greetings and my warmest salutations to you , dear DJ Halo !! Welcome welcome to my crazy funky world loll

((Not sure what to call you so I nicknamed you as "DJ Halo" LOL sorry))

Second of it all :

YES HONEYY I REALLY DO THINK YOU'RE COOL , JUST LOOK AT YOUR REBLOGS AND ALL OF THAT. YOU'RE GENUINELY A SWEETIE TOO

And an amazing being at that , thank you so so much for your support for not just me , but for the Palestinians too

Thirdly :

DAMNN you're strong AF LOL XDD Let me just feed you some donuts too at that LMAO

((On a serious note : I'm sorry your sleep schedule is shit but HEYY on the bright side , you got me to spam you with nothing short of love right now HEHE))

And FOURTH ....

JUST THE FOURTH ...

PRECIOUSSSS YOU'RE JUST PRECIOUSSSS THANK YOUUUU

Please please , I'm a shy baby too so I understand you dudee 🥹

But honestly I really really do not mind newcomers , asks , DMs and such ❤️❤️

Like Moonie always says :

She's just here to vibe and to make new friends after all ❤️

[timeladix]

HOW ARE WE FEELING PEOPLE??

The next bit are raw and unfiltered ahsoka spoilers aka my reactions as i watched the first 2 eps:

Ep 1:

-OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT THE WRITING AND THE MUSIC AT THE BEGINING I WANT TO SCREAM IT'S SO STAR WARS

-the 'no jedi' are sooo andnhdhsj

-is that an apple of eden ahsoka???? Why are you searching for ISU artefacts??

-tennant is so akjsjjsjhr like yeah that s his voice alright i can imagine him at a mic doing the voice of Huyang i can almost see his face expressions aljdjsk

-YOU'RE LIKE A SISTER TO ME YESSSS SHE Izzzzz no sabezra canon yaaaaaassss (with no ill will towards any sabezra shippers out there this was just my personal wish bc i don't ship them)

-the nigHT SISTERS OF DARHOMIRRRRR OHHHHHHHH OHHHHHH OHHHHHH MY BELOVED WITCHES MY BELOVED AHHHHJJFJSHDJ

-ahsoka and sabine dynamic is so weirdddd like the resentment is almost tangible

-shin with her scout droid is like maul looking for qoi gon and obi one THE PARALLEL AAAA

Ep 2

-so she is SLIGHTLY force sensitive?? Like jut a tinni tiny bit?? GREAT THAT'S WHAT WE WANT TO HEAR no full on sabine jedi GOOD

-chop and hera are so precioussss ahdhhsjhfjd 'keep your lid on' 'no i have't gone through you stuff' THE UTTER SASS that little orange menace is capable of oajdjns

-thrawn this thrawn that WHERE IS MY BLUEBERRY I DEMAND TO SEE HIS FACE ALL I WANT IS TO HEAR HIS VOICE AND THEN I COULD DIE HAPPY PLEASEEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANT TO WAIT WEEKS UNTILL HE'LL FINALLY POP ON THE SCREEN (even tho that's exactly what i'm gonna do :*) )

Worthy additions:

-the pace is a bit slow, like a little TOO SLOW you kind of feel the need to drag the plot on like yeah atmosphere and cool music and let's do a 360 of the scenary ruins cool stuff SURE but also A LITTLE MORE ACTION AND ACTUAL PLOT PLEASEEE that would be cool (at least it doesn't feel like doing the main quest in a video game I'M LOOKING AT YOU MANDALORIAN)

-i'm gonna say it IT FEELS STAR WARS like YES this has that sw feel not like the mando this is more towards the vibe of the movies (not a lot but enought that i could sense it) but also more dark kind of??? And more dramatic like PAHH prolonged shot of a ch just looking around PAAHH lightsaber fight PAHHH more drama just in the music and someone walking towards something PAHHH just a full minute or 2 of sabine on her speeder bike with rock music in the background... it feels more modern in a way?? More minimalistic i dare say

-HERA FUCKING SYNDULLA i enyoyed watching you be a mom/therapist for sabine and ahsoka

-shin my homosexual nonjedi you are just a sight for sore eyes

-baylan backstory WHEN

-morgan as in MORGANA as in THE WITCH I'm not complaining THRAWN CALLS TO ME THROUGH SPACE AND TIME shiiiiit the blueberry's not some mistique legendary mithical creature and force sensitive to CALL TO YOU my gorgeous witch he just has dat kind of brain that makes him so good at what he does i don't even know why he would even want to rejoin the ex imps like WASN'T HE LOYAL TO THE CHISS WASN'T HE A PROTECTOR A GUARDIAN WASN'T EVERYTHING HE DID ULTIMATELY TO HELP SAVE THE CHISS FROM ANY THREATH??? So ummmm WHY??

-SHORT HAIR SABINE YES

-I WANT A LOTH CAT SO BAD THEY LOOK FUCKING AMAZING ON SCREEN LIKE ALBDJAJHD

That's it ig:)))

[lovelybunn]

𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦.

warning(s): swearing, mentions of depression

author's note: I DONT HAVE FAVORITES I PROMISE this is a high-school au bc i'm trying to cope with it (even though i've only been there for a few weeks lmao)

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐇.

“ 𝐇𝐄𝐘, 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍! 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐀 𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐄 sweater you got there, bud! ” you give the boy a small smile. he frowns and looks around, pointing at himself. “ yes you, silly. who else in the class is named stanley? ” you giggle, stan glances away in embarrassment, “ o-oh. thanks, i guess. ” he sits down with a bit more force than he expects, causing him to cuss under his breath.

“ what’s wrong? ” you ask with genuine concern. without making eye contact with you, stan replies, “ nothing. just kinda stunned. ” as if just now realizing what he said, his eyes suddenly widen. his cheeks flare up, “ oh shit– i mean, tired. yeah, that's what i meant, not stunned. why would i be stunned? ” your worried face slowly melted into a teasing snicker. “ you're funny, stan marsh. ” with his face even more red that it originally was, he stammers, “ what are you talking about?! what's so funny, huh?! ”

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manz doesn't know how to take a compliment tbh

he has a very low self esteem (bc of his depression), so he'll take anything he can get. beggars can't be choosers, right?

when he does get complimented, stan almost always gets all red and shit and it's so precioussss

he doesn't usually reply with some kind of counter compliment bc he sucks at talking to ppl :(

but the good thing is that he always repays you back in some way for the simple act of kindness to him of all ppl. you know that meme/phrase where its like “ *character* will remember that ”? yeah, that's stan marsh.

he doesn't automatically register when someone is speaking to him, so you prob will have to repeat yourself multiple times before he realizes that your even there lmao

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𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐒𝐊𝐈.

𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄, 𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐒 to leave his hair down for school, and to be honest, you think his natural curls are gorgeous. you grin and wave at the ginger as he walks into class, placing his things down. “ sup, kyle! seems you know how to take very good care of that mane of yours, don't you? ” with pursed lips, he raises a brow inquisitively at you. “ hm? what's that's supposed to mean? ” your grin grows wider. “ it means i think your hair looks sick, man. ” kyle's screwed up expression slowly melts into slight shock. his face flushes into a deep red against his scattered freckles, “ aw, thank you. ” kyle smiles goofyily.

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kyle doesnt expect kindness/flattery to ever be targeted towards him, mainly bc his friends are kinda dicks (AHEM CARTMAN AHEM)

but when he does get this kind of treatment, he's pleasantly surprised. especially when he's at his at most limit (which is pretty frequent), being able to hear that little positive thing said about him will help kyle rest peacefully for the rest of the day.

don't worry though, a genuine nice response will almost always come in exchange. (unless the poor boy is having a really bad day, then he'll prob just act like you simply don't exist)

kyle is very good at nick-picking certain specific quirks, behaviors, and traits of the ppl he adores. like with his baby brother ike, just one little head jerk or hand movement from ike, and kyle will instantly know exactly how his baby brother is feeling.

so, in relation to you complimenting him, he now is, of course, fond of you. (ex. your eyes look a little droopy one day at school? “ hey, (name), i brought some coffee in my bag, you can have some if you want. ”)

overall a sweet boy w/ anger issues but we don't talk about that :)))))))))))))))))))))))

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𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐍.

“ 𝐘'𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖, 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊, you're actually a pretty cool dude, cartman. ” you exclaim dryly, making little doodles on the assignment you presumably are supposed to actually be doing. he slowly turns his head to face behind him. a large scowl plasters on eric's expression. “ i'm cool all the time, motherfucker. ” you roll your eyes dismissively, “ the entire campus would beg to differ. ” he opens his mouth to respond with some sort of snarky remark, but he changes his mind and turns around in defiance. cartman laughs proudly. “ you're just extremely jealous that you'll never be as cool as me. ” you sigh and mutter, “ keep telling yourself that. whatever helps you cope, i guess. ”

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boy thinks that's his birthright to have everyone within his vicinity praise him in some way bc his name is eric theodore cartman

but deep down this boy hates himself with a burning passion, like all narcissists lmao

two words, backhanded compliments.

well, unless he doesn't like you/thinks your ugly af or sumn, then he'll be like “ yeah, i know. couldn't say the same for you, though. ”

but i'll be honest with ya'll, if he even moderately likes you in any way, that one compliment will cause him to attach to you until you have to literally force him to back off. (ex. imagine his relationship w/ butters)

the only plus to that is cartman will be a little bit nicer to you than he usually is. “ hey bitch (affectionate)! ”

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𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐌𝐂𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐊.

𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇 and it's kenny's turn to read a section of the excerpt the class is assigned. none of his three best friends have this class with him, so he's practically mute for most of the period. you never hear his voice other than a few “ hey ”s, “ mhm ”s, and “ what ”s, so a tiny part of you is lowkey excited to be able to hear the orange hooded boy speak a full few sentences for the first time. he isn't the fastest reader in the class, and definitely not one of the loudest, but something about his soft tone relaxes you. kenny's voice is strangely soothing. after he finishes, you decide to point it out.

you tap on his desk to get his attention, “ wow, i didn’t know you sounded like that, kenny. ” since you didn't elaborate, he stares at you with a blank expression in his big baby blue eyes. he slowly squints at you, silently asking for an explanation. you chuckle, “ i think your voice sounds nice, mate. you should run an asmr channel or something. ” kenny's eyes avert from left to right for two rounds before he becomes a popped bubble full of agressive cackles. the entire class stop whatever they're doing to figure what's going on, but you just give kenny a huge toothy smile.

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bruv will never take compliments seriously, like he legitimately thinks your joking.

but he'll still flash his pretty crooked whites at you, and nod his head like a child that just got asked if they want a cookie (pls he's baby <33333)

most of the time kenny's eyes are dull bc he's depressed, but when he's really happy, they'll sparkle, like a lot. remember that.

small talk isn't kenny's thing so after you say whatever you wanted to say he'll prob instantly go back to blocking you out like what he does to his parents when they fight

but after a while of processing what you said, he's truly touched, sometimes he'll even tell karen about how much you made his day with that little comment alone

here's a plus, if kenny thinks your cute enough, he'll start lowkey flirting with you, complimenting you over literally everything you do (sometimes he's a lot more straightforward, but he tries to keep it as discreet as possible)

[darlingpwease]

OMG PRECIOUSSSS YUUTA ASKING RIKA TO HOLD HIS HANDS WHEN URE TOO BUSY TOUCHING HIM?? AAAAAA THATS SO HOTTTTT

Ugh I wanna court omega Toji who already has a cub so badly and make him my sugar baby☹️😩😩

But most of all…. The pining with Gojo? I love your mind precious that idea is so chefs kiss

YES YOU ALWAYS COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN <33333

he's a baby, he needs support, take his hand somebody he needs it-

but if seriously, so overwhelmed by feelings that he needs to feel grounded <3 just need to squeeze his palm and let him realize that he is in reality, so as not to fall into prostration when he is too absorbed in you; precious baby.

rrrrright <333

I never had any idea that I could have such a thing for single parents, but omega Toji, raising his son and having problems with rapprochement & being afraid of not being a good enough father is such a material.

Single parent reader? A reader who just randomly gets close to a gloomy omega neighbor? Sugar parent is a reader who is not too keen on such relationships as a rule, but this time you allow yourself to miss your habits for the sake of a gold digger.

Maybe some trashy au with "perfectly matched couples" where you unexpectedly meet the pleasantly smelling omega and think that you have met the one — but that 'one' already has a son, a dead wife and a dark streak in life. If there is a condition there under which you cannot leave each other for a long time after the meeting, and you find yourself involved in some kind of messy story, but you still agree, because his cub is even cute (although he behaves like a brat), and you are not that dissatisfied with your "The Perfect Omega™" </3

Or just sugar baby!Toji who bites you and your wallet for a long time until one day he realizes that something is wrong. Quite a bit of angst and longing, but everything ends kind of well <3 you're okay with his puppy and his lousy personality and he suddenly turns out to be okay with the fact that you have the keys to his apartment and access to his nest.

maybe, maybe friends with benefits — but then he "accidentally" becomes your omega & but he doesn't understand why you look so confused </3

again a little pinning, but not for so long, because this is Toji and he is more open when he understands that he likes you, even if the courtship process itself begins when Megumi is a year or two and ends when he starts going to school </33

Satoru, who behaves like a tenacious puppy, constantly takes your clothes to build a nest, playfully coos about your future & even your puppies, wraps around you and clearly smells of you, but at the same time you want to talk seriously about future and he runs away like the plague, because he is afraid that you want to take away from he has something of these his favorite things that are a way for him to keep his mental state in order </3

but you can't help but think that this is his desire to "draw a line" and leave your relationship in such an unbalanced state, and you want to respect his wishes, but would prefer that he became more mature and came face to face.

you just run senselessly after each other and from each other, but for some reason it works </33

Bonus points if you are a beta and Satoru is afraid that you will find him particularly tenacious and needy, but he can't help but be so, because he is too attached to you, so he runs around in the hope that without getting the opportunity to talk, you won't do it in less intimate situations. But you just want to make sure he's okay even if you're not an alpha and don't act like one </333

[nsk96]

Spicy Water

A Dragon Raja fan fiction by N.S.K.

Episode 52: A Monster

[Back to the beach in Chizuru. In this scene, Shavee talks to herself like Gollum/Smeagol from Lord of the Rings]

Shavee: they're so boring. I'll send some more trouble their way

Shavee: maybe you shouldn't. Your plans might get foiled again

Shavee: don't be smart with me!

Shavee: at least I am smart. You let them take you down once already, and here you are...making the same mistakes

Shavee: gaaaah! I'll just have Johann stir things up

Shavee: you leave him alone! Leave all of them alone!

Shavee: he's mine now. There's nothing you can do about it hahaha!

Shavee: [raspy voice] He's my precioussss!

Shavee: oh wow, where did that come from? Was that you or me?

Shavee: probably me...sorry. I got a little carried away

Chime: Nadi...I know that I can't run forever. I'm...tired of running

Nadi: you're gonna give up? What about Kabuki and finding Emcee?

Chime: I don't want to give up...maybe I can re-negotiate with Chisei

Nadi: I think it's possible

Chime: I'm not ready to go back to the squad house yet, though. Could we...maybe hang out for a little while longer?

Nadi: it's late. We should get some rest. There's a hotel nearby that we can stay at for the night

Chime: I'll race you there!

[Chime and Nadi start to sprint, with Nadi slightly more in front]

Nadi: last one there is a puddle of spilt tea!

Chime: [chuckles] Ha-Ha very funny

[A monster appears]

Monster: prepare to meet your doom!

Nadi: darn...we don't get a break, do we?

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[hillbillyoracle]

"me: -continuing to rip open my own heart and shred it like a pomegranate, picking it clean and devouring it whole-" 🙏 yesssss my lovely, my precioussss! Exactly what we do with shadow work et al!!

Someone once asked me what shadow work was like and I said that it was like dying but you're awake the whole time. And honestly I stand by that.

[hussyknee]

How To Accept Compliments Gracefully Instead Of Hiding Under The Bed Till They Go Away

Many people are bad at taking compliments. Thanks to some universal element of puritannical conditioning, we're afraid to believe good things about ourselves because of a stern old lady voice in the back of our mind that tells us we better not let it go to our heads. But for survivors of abuse and people with emotional dysregulation disorders, accepting compliments is almost painfully difficult.

One reason is that positivity flies in the face of the self-image our abusers built for us, and to reject it is to make a sea change in our sense of order and authority. That's like trying to right a boat while standing on it. Much less scarier and easier to get used to coasting on an overturned boat.

The other reason is that we, well, can't regulate emotion. It's very much like being starved of food. Our stomachs and digestive capacities shrink the more we are deprived, so when we finally get enough to eat, it's too rich to stomach at once. The desire to gorge on it wars with the gag reflex that is unaccustomed to a sufficient diet. The best we can do is chew on a little bit and send it back. "Please validate me" but also "forgive me for tricking you into liking me" and "I need evidence that I'm worthy" but also "how dare I think that I am worthy". All of this adds up till even a small compliment feels like a crisis.

Someone recently called me "an amazing writer". While I have always wanted someone to tell me that, actually receiving it sent an error message to my brain (compliments.exe unsupported. download plugins)

Reasons why I dont want to believe people can love my writing:

1. It makes me feel like I am contractually obligated to not disappoint them

2. If I'm good that might make me An Authority of some sort or someone to aspire to and that is very uncomfortable

3. I don't want to grow a large ego

4. What do they want in return for making me feel good? (Hobbitsess! What do they want, precioussss???)

You'll recognize some of these thought patterns as arising from a life where praise is used to emotionally manipulate. However:

1. Praise does not create a contract; if anything it completes a circle of giving - they enjoyed something you did and gave you validation.

2. It's natural to shy away from the limelight as it leaves us vulnerable to both attack and expectations. But just because you are good at something doesn't mean you're never allowed to fail.

3. Growing an ego is as laughable as a starving person growing obese from one meal. You can't regulate something you're not used to dealing with.

4. Gift giving (of which praise is a form) fuelling paranoia is a sign of social anxiety, perfectionism and an overly-critical childhood. The very nature of a gift is that it is free; if it isn't then it is the fault of the gift-giver, not you.

My friend @shitpostshrink me this advice:

"When I’m working with clients who have done shitty things in their life, I tell them:

YOU are not toxic. Your BEHAVIOUR is.

Similarly if we applied this school of thought to positive stuff:

YOU are not amazing. The things you DO are amazing.

You are just very simply, a human being. Neither better nor worse than others. If you think about it this way then trying to convince ourselves we are valuable by virtue of our social approval goes out the window. Because the acts neither add nor subtract from your intrinsic value as a living being."

This helped me to process the compliment without anxiety. I'm not amazing. Something that came from me, yet is apart from me, is amazing. It's already done. It cannot be assigned to the future. The "amazingness" is then in the thing itself and I dont have to carry it around wondering what to do with it or when the bill will come due.

Praise is free of expectation. It doesn't have to be earned via some objective universal unmeetable standard. You're allowed to be glad that you made someone happy and to feel proud of it.

[dontdowhatisayandnobodygetshurt]

26, 9, 5 x and you're not annoying at all!

THANK YOU SO SO MUCH EM YOU PRECIOUSSSS BEAN!!!!! °˖✧✿◝(^▿^)◜✿✧˖°

26. favourite lgb musician/band

DODIE CLARK + THOMAS SANDERS. VOICES LIKE ANGELS AND HELLA BI/GAY!!! :’D

9. opinion on brown eyes?

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

5. describe the cutest date you’ve ever been on

I HAVE NOT BEEN ON A DATE YET AND IT MAKES ME VERY SAD D’:

ask me a (hella gay) question?? 🌈

[missamyrisa2]

the tickle teases you write for transmascs makes me feel so validated (and horny but we don’t need to talk about that)

Awwwe darlinggg~!! I love thatttt ~ alll of ittt toooo~ Because you tough handsome cookies just need to crumbled oooh yes you doooo~ that's why I'm going to smile soooo wickedly as I wiggle my fingers. You can run but you can't escape this, precioussss~ this is what you neeeed ~ I'm going to tackle you to the ground with sweet soft ticklesss and you can just growl and snarl it alll outttt my beastie~! Yess those are my fingers digging into your undearms~ oooh if onlyyy you were strong enough to resist these tickless~ those muscles aren't helping much are they? Noooo trust me darling, I knowww I knowwwe~

Guys like youuu, you need some giggletaming mmhmmm~ and that's why I'm gonna strip away your top and justttt rapidly flick my fingers over your boy buttons until we get you nice and worn down. Let's work allll that defiance out, shall we? Ah yes, call me every name in the booook~ you're still getting tickled cutie pie! Why are you laughing so much huh? Huh? Is this funnnyyy is it funnnyyy to you, all these gentle ticklessss on your buttons? How about them ribbies huh? Oooh yeahhh there's a tickle spot. Let's feast on these ribbies ~ I wannna taste~ Mmhmmm mmmhmm nooope nope you're not going anywhere my snickerdoodle, get back to your ticklemama noope noopeee~ give me those hips now. Yess, you can kick and fight dude, it's not stooooping~!!

Oooh goodnesss I think we need Mr. Wand~ ooh yes wee doooo. Now now, don't fight itttt ~ that's just gonna make it worse. Mmmh let's start off on low, shall we? Let's see how you crumble when I get those pants down and we take mr wand to your boxers, yeah? Oooh your princely button is just gonna sing for me I knowwwee ittt~! Well why are you gasping like that if it doesn't tickle so bad? You need some belly blows? Oooh yes, let's bellyyy blow. bbbbbzztttt! Awww listen to that squeal~ not such a tough guy now are we? Yeahh you're tough. You're baddddd~ and you're gonna be soooo bad when I turn up my buddy Mr. Wand here and let's just seee how you sing for me. Buzzy buzzzyyyy on your pearlie button~!! Don't fight ittt ~ don't fight itttt~ you can't resist the gigglecum you're gonna ooooh there we gooo~! Look at youuuu look at you go! Gigglecumming for your ticklemama~ what a gooooood boyyy~

Post orgasm tiiiicklesss~!! oh yes, thrash and twist and fight! You're soooo tickle weak my tough cookie~ you're nothing but batter now! Look at you squirmmmm! Tickle tickles on your hiiiips and your siiiides and ooh yes, give me these feet. These feet need it sooo much I can tell. Squeal it all out for me, snorting, yes! You can snort all you likeee I'm still gonna tickle~ And what's thattt! I spy a ticklish boy buttttt! Are you ticklish heree? Yeahh? No? Yeah? Goochie goooo my cookieee you're in sooo much trouble huh? Just can't avoid it huh? If you flip over and stop me ticklish this ticklish tush I'm just gonna have to get mr wand out againnn~<33

[missamyrisa2]

Everytime I read your teases it makes me squirmmm soo much, especially the ones about sensitive girly chest buttons 👉👈

Alsoo love ur work, miss Amy

ooooh I loveeee thatttt ~~~ you should be a squirmyyyy cutieee alwayssss oooh oh ohh especialllyyy when you can just hear the ~smirk~ in my voice as you see my hand slipping out from behind youuu~ ooh but this hand isn't gonna tickle you noooo ~ I'm gonna slide my arm around your midsection and huggle you to meee ~ let's just getttt nice and cozy shall we? Relax cutie pieee I haven't even done anything yetttt ~ but it's sooo sweet of you to get all topless for meee~ did you know you have the cutestttt royal chest buttonsss? Your girly buttonsss? Alll lovelyyyy and elegant right thereee?

Why that's just my soft fluffy blush brush I do believe ~ gliiiding up your ribssss ~ you know where it's going mmmhmm ~ how does that feel? Huhhh? How does it feel with my blushyyy brush grazing up on your button hmmm? Your girly girly giggle button right here? Oooh~ no no noooo~ noooo twisting away~ you can't escape this precioussss~ let mee seee let's just seeee what we've got heree~ mmhmmm~ a ticklish sensitive girly button huhh~ and oooh there's one right here toooo~ how is thatttt? Blushyyy brush brushing back and fortthhh back and forth ~ awww does it tickle? Are you a ticklish doll with ticklish lil girly chest buttonssss? Tell me cutenesss~ tell me allll about it nowww~

Awww sooo perkyyyy~ is it a bit chilly in hereee? Huhhh? Yeahh it tickles I knowww I know it ticklessss I know I know darlinggg~ just try to endureee~ because yesss mmhmm that is my fluffy feather and she's gonna kiss riiiight under your girl nubbin oh yes she issss~ liiiightly sliding allll the way downnnn ~ and then we go upppp and let the tip caressss caresss your button's tippppy~ ooooh sooo funny how such a tiny feather can get you sooo dramatic isn't it? Are you my dramatic gigglerrrr? Yess you areee ~ you just wanna be tickled and hugged and teased and treated soooo sweetly yes you doooo~

Sorry cutie pieee but you have two ticklish buttons and I'm gonna tickle them with these wiggly fingerss oh yesss~ sometimes girly you just gotta relax and let your girl buttons get tickled like thissss~ mmhmm let it happen sweetheart ~ I'll keep you right here the whole time and I'll tell you howw lovely you are and how your giggle is soooo dainty and perfect the whole time~ and then we'll snuggleee and you better believe I'm gonna give these amazingggg girly buttons alllll the softttt kisssesss with my brushyyy gentle lipsss wiggling and pursing against them until you're nothing but a messss~<3