#YOU'D LOVE IT OMG OMG YOU'D LOVE IT.

[dysaniadisorder]

FUN FACT i keep thinking ur icon is hypnos from hades who r they,,,

ITZ CHARLOTTE WILTSHIRE FROM HELLO CHARLOTTE THE BEST GAME EVER

[padmesbox]

Hangman Page birthday week → Day seven:

Happy birthday to my favorite wrestler teacher 🎉

Not taking bullshit boomer, condescending advice from nobody but giving evergreen advice that can only come from a millennial [former] teacher:

"Have a plan B [...] I think a lot of people would say like, if you have a plan B, you know, 'you can't give all to plan A, so you're gonna fail at plan A, anyway'. That's not true, I was a high school teacher and I did this, and I'm the effin' World Champion, and at one time I was a high school teacher to make it through this, I had a plan B and I don't need it anymore... have a plan B, life is much more important than, you know, what career you want to follow or what, you know, oh you want people to say about your accomplishments [...] life is much more important than that and you will need to make money to survive, so always have a plan B. That's like, what I feel, people don't press that upon people enough in telling you to chase your dreams —you absolutely, absolutely should— but to also know like you have to reckon with the fact that you probably, statistically will not make much money at this, if any. You have to know that, and you have to be okay with that [...] if you don't reckon with that like, reality, you're setting yourself up for heartbreak one way or the other"

[marlynnofmany]

Me: *tells a roomful of people about my adventures in marketing my books, which includes an enthusiastic description of my time on Tumblr*

Me: *wonders an hour later what I've reblogged recently, in case they look me up*

My Tumblr: "All good, boss. Aliens, words, fae bargains and humans being weird about food."

Me: "Oh good."

[jordanswitches]

just asked the girl i've been talking to for the last three weeks to go to dinner with me and as someone who has rarely been on a first date bc people usually are too eager to fuck me to romance me, i do feel quite strongly that my heart is gonna beat out of my chest. i've literally never had this much build up before meeting someone i'm gonna have a heart attack waiting for her reply lol

[disposal-blueeee]

doodles

edgar vargas and squee by johnen vasquez

scriabin by zarla-s

[rose-tinted-kalopsia]

headcanon that xavier loves making out w ur pussy. he treats it like a second pair of lips fr. he loves resting his head against one of ur thighs and sloppily making out w ur folds the same way he does w ur lips. he’s so sloppy!!

i also like to think he’ll do that when ur occupied on ur phone to grab ur attention 🤭

ANONIE YOU GET IT. YOU GET IIITTT. he is ABSOLUTELY the type to get pussy drunk, i've said it before and i'll say it again but he would definitely love to spend hours down there ✋ and it's like? messy, lazy, chill vibes? there's something about having your legs spread all prettily for him when you're doing the most mundane things... how he's able to drink you up without really thinking about it, getting all the fuck in there and not caring in the slightest if he's being sloppy (and hell yeah, he will be), eyes closed and everything like he's genuinely enjoying it... plus those? little hums that he'd make against you bc? he's really just there reveling in how good you taste, he doesn't care about much else!!!

feels like more of something he'd do when he wants to, but he'd 100% also start doing it to get your attention when he realizes how much you enjoy it 😭✋ it's a win-win situation for him that way 😭✋

[saradiation]

Like you guys know I’m mostly a fanartist and very rarely post original works but this time I created this little guy to host a DTIYS challenge on insta :)

[spaciebabie]

he asks your hand in marriage

OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[ruby-red-inky-blue]

I kiiinda want to treat myself to one or two art prints because I've lived in an apartment with completely white walls for seven years. I've narrowed it down to a few favourites that would work with the colours of the room but I can't decide... any help?

This probably won't be how I decide this but I'm curious and hey, pretty art!

Claude Monet: Sous-bois [top left]

Claude Monet: Olive Tree Wood in the Moreno Garden [top right]

Claude Monet: Cliff at Varengeville [bottom left]

Ivan Constantinovich Aivasovsky: Near Crimean Coast [bottom right]

nnnnggg okay edit: hit the replies if you think I'm an idiot and should actually buy Monet's Road to Giverny in Winter

[azfellschild]

i would need to know if there's maybe some interest before investing on it but it's kinda my dream so id cry if we were to ever make it possible 🥹🫂

[thefabelmans2022]

so many actors who NEED to be doing musicals but either can't or won't. the biggest stars in film used to be CLAMOURING for a musical we used to be a proper country.

[bangcakes]

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[fragmentedblade]

"Though I don't know exactly what you are or what you're up to... My bullets will find you — until then, you best find a casket store in Penacony, and ask the owner to reserve a good quality casket for you, imposter!"

Hardly could get more Western film than this

[the-blossica-fan]

Nah, dw on that c:

Philip's wife, Momiji Wildfire-Tomo, is the daughter of the chief of the police force, the Peace-Keepers, and is very kind... if, with a small teasing spree towards her partner.

They have a very healthy marriage ^-^

They also had a viking-like wedding: Philip gifted Momiji his broadsword, "Freedom", and Momiji gifted Philip her family's katana, "Promise".

And then they kissed at the alter, and have been married for 2 years by the time Philip turned 21 (Momiji being 20 by that point) ^-^

YIPPEE

THEY'RE NOT DOOMED

This may or may not have made me realize that if Kakania wasn't a psychiatrist (or at least to Isolde) they would've been undoomed.

Awwww I love them so much.

If anything happens to them I will bite everyone in this room with a burning passion (anger)

[nursewashing]

❝ i was human once. ❞ / have a vampire!joot

prompts | always accepting!

how curious! the implication that someone could once be human is a bit lost on anya; even the most drastic changes to a person's mental or physical state still made them a person, did they not? at least, that's how the anxious nurse regarded the tall man, hardly noticing that his complexion might not have been quite as vibrant as a fellow currently human person. she sometimes misses out on details, it seems.

❛ what makes you say that you were human once? ❜ she brings her hand close to her face, uncertainty in her dark eyes as she looks up at the man. ❛ did something... happen to make you feel this way? ❜

[mishkakagehishka]

Idc anymore i think i'm a good enough writer that i can say that when i noticed the pattern in what exactly makes a book "good" on booktok (and, bc of that, what makes it popular and top bestseller lists), it feels almost demeaning and denigrating to the entire craft. Idk if i should blame the way tiktok-esque social media has utterly rotted everyone's ability to concentrate and read more than three sentences, but literally none of those books are objectively good.

(Yes, yes, art is subjective. HOWEVER. Art is subjective when you look at style, at themes, at motifs, at plots and characters. Art is still a craft, it still requires skill. I've seen beyond the tiktok quotes of these books. Not even their editors are good given the amount of typos/spelling mistakes. That is not something that you should find in a traditionally published book.)

You look at these books, and you know the only reason for their existence is to make money. I cannot and will not accept that as art.

(I'm on Tumblr, of course I have to explain every point. Artists who make money off their art =/= people who only create art meant to be profitable. There is a difference between an artist who hopes to monetise doing what they love, who creates what they wish to see more of and who happens to then create something that other people wish to see more of, and a person who looks at what's trending and decides that making an unholy frankenstein's monster of a book that mashes all those trending tropes and motifs together would get them rich quick. The fact that a lot of these booktok books become popular because of nepotism is just the cherry on top. It's soulless.)

And to finally say what I wanted to say, it's because none of these books have any deeper message or even artistic value to them. You will find a few out of context quotes or paragraphs, ones written specifically so they'd look deep and beautiful when taken out of context, so that people would post them, so that people would buy the books. Entire books written just so those few lines could become viral and make cash. It cannot even be compared to a hook line writers would post to get people interested in their works, because in booktok's case, those are the only lines of quality and in the context itself, they are often out of place and forced.

I just hate booktok, i hate what modern social media has done to art. It's all created to be quickly consumed, for the few ☆aesthetic☆ glances, and then discarded. Just to make more money for those who are already nepo babies. As if artists needed more obstacles to jump over.