charity-layne

[charity-layne]

I mean he decided to press charges so it’s a case at least.

Anyways, you have fun with the logistics, Charity here has got some flirting to do to get information. See ya when I need to

Well, seeing as I’m here now, care to hear the case? It’s pretty interesting

- @charity-layne

I feel like even if I say no I'm going to hear it anyway.

[charity-layne]

I’d rather get punched in the face by someone twice my age who has a strong southern accent, not some kid like you.

And don’t worry, I can handle the “cult shit”. You just gotta prove he orchestrated the scheme. It’s rather simple. I’d ask someone else for help, but Pigtails is busy with his boyfriend, my husband is a prosecutor, and my husband’s friend is busy with his husband

Well, seeing as I’m here now, care to hear the case? It’s pretty interesting

- @charity-layne

I feel like even if I say no I'm going to hear it anyway.

[charity-layne]

Yeah, you’re a bit young for me. I’ll be more careful.

It might also be relevant to know that this guy and I used to be in the same cult, which is kinda crazy haha.

Like what are the chances? Pretty slim!

So that’s why I think he specifically sought me out.

Well, seeing as I’m here now, care to hear the case? It’s pretty interesting

- @charity-layne

I feel like even if I say no I'm going to hear it anyway.

[charity-layne]

Awww, he’s learning!

So basically I was in my car, driving at a perfectly normal speed, and this guy just jumps in front of me. I hit the brakes, but unfortunately I still hit him. He’s now in the hospital saying I did this on purpose.

I’m thinking he’s doing some kind of insurance scam, but maybe he’s just suicidal.

Well, seeing as I’m here now, care to hear the case? It’s pretty interesting

- @charity-layne

I feel like even if I say no I'm going to hear it anyway.

[charity-layne]

If you need him dead I could do that.

(To the canon one)

I just appear places. It’s what I do. At least until I renew my license. I should do that soon…

- @charity-layne

I should be getting used to people randomly appearing, and I never seem to actually do that...

*That statement was mostly to himself.

[charity-layne]

Oh i uh. Allegedly hit someone. With my car.

(To the canon one)

I just appear places. It’s what I do. At least until I renew my license. I should do that soon…

- @charity-layne

I should be getting used to people randomly appearing, and I never seem to actually do that...

*That statement was mostly to himself.

[charity-layne]

Hm. I meet a lot of people in my job. Well, my old job at least.

I’m Charity Layne, MD. Or, well, I haven’t renewed my license in a while so I guess I’m a former MD.

(To the canon one)

I just appear places. It’s what I do. At least until I renew my license. I should do that soon…

- @charity-layne

I should be getting used to people randomly appearing, and I never seem to actually do that...

*That statement was mostly to himself.

[charity-layne]

Hm. Felt a weird sense of Deja vu.

Have we met before?

(To the canon one)

I just appear places. It’s what I do. At least until I renew my license. I should do that soon…

- @charity-layne

I should be getting used to people randomly appearing, and I never seem to actually do that...

*That statement was mostly to himself.

[charity-layne]

You don’t have it in you to kill, I’m not scared of you. I’ve gotten more convincing threats from my sister.

Hell, my niece is scarier.

Don’t threaten me with a good time

- @charity-layne

Dr Layne. Don’t test me.

[charity-layne]

…allegedly

calm down my man. You’re like a kid

-@charity-layne

I’m 29, and I’m no-one’s “man”

[charity-layne]

No promises :3

calm down my man. You’re like a kid

-@charity-layne

I’m 29, and I’m no-one’s “man”

[charity-layne]

I lost my license like ten years ago dude

calm down my man. You’re like a kid

-@charity-layne

I’m 29, and I’m no-one’s “man”

[charity-layne]

Yeah and I’m 38. You’re like a kid to me. An angry Norwegian child with a beard and a fainting disorder.

calm down my man. You’re like a kid

-@charity-layne

I’m 29, and I’m no-one’s “man”

[charity-layne]

Lol rip.

My job is cool.

I just grade papers and flirt with my boss.

It’s fun.

Jobben min er stressende

[charity-layne]

Merry Christmas Eve!

[charity-layne]

There’s a joke to be made here :3

Give him one of Kurt’s horrific salads

Henry …. Uh…. Did not like that but is a little fuller regardless

[charity-layne]

You aren’t my lawyer I don’t have to tell you shit

Hey, do you have directions?

To Charity Lane?

You have appendicitis