#YOU WILL PRY THIS SHIP OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS!
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I'm about to fuck my life up even more. WITH STYLE!
So, here's a thing: There are two courts of fey. Seelie and Unseelie. One is all pageantry of life and growth. The other is about honoring death and entropy. Every fey has both sides, but you're always more of one.
The Seelie would transfer power to the Unseelie on Samhain while the Unseelie would relinquish their power at Beltaine. Beltaine is March 1. Yuri Plisetsky's birth day. Samhain is October 31. Otabek Atlin's birth day. I will be taking no notes.
#yuri!!! on ice#yrui plisetsky#otabek altin#otabek x yurio#otayuri#THE MANIACAL LAUGHTER!#THE JUXTAPOSITION#!#THE MIRRORING!#Two Halves Make A Whole!#YOU WILL PRY THIS SHIP OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS!#I am undead#so like#fuck you#WE SAIL THIS SHIP TO THE STARS!#also my hands are still warm
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me and the bad bitches I pulled by being fucking WEIRD
#zolu#kobylu#something something ship name for Koby and zoro#you can pry them out of my cold dead hands#digital art#one piece#one peice fanart#monkey d. luffy#one piece luffy#op zoro#one piece zoro#roronoa zoro#koby fanart#op koby#koby one piece#captain koby#opla#all trans masc btw
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Episode 3
This was how it happened right?
Art by me :)
Mizu: Are you okay up there? Taigen: Define okay. Mizu: This was YOUR idea. Taigen: That I don’t deny. But this I do regret.
#Mizu#Taigen#Blue Eye Samurai#Taizu#Taimizu#I love them so much#you can pry this ship out of my cold dead hands#mizu will give him kisses later when they make it out#he offers himself as a meat shield#rotisserie taigen anyone#you all know i make this in good humor right#Taimizu Nation forever baby#as Nagi said this is foreplay#no i misquote
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Look man I could go on and on but I think you get it. Tendou has never had a friend so excited to be included in something. Ushijima has never had a friend so excited to include him in something. Tendou's scary dog privilege at the fan expo is a yellow volleyball they've nicknamed "thunderbolt." I think you get the picture. They're just so happy to spend time together.
#you will pry nerd-cosplay-Tendou out of my cold dead hands#if you asked Ushijima he'd deny it but he finds Tendou absolutely adorable when his geekier qualities are on display#he loves playing the sidekick characters to whatever cosplay Tendou wants to do#because he can just follow him around and nod intensely#I also think that Tendou went as Luffy one year and managed to get Ushijima into Zoro's outfit and then almost fainted staring at him.#haikyuu ship#ushiten#ushijima wakatoshi#tendou satori#ushijima x tendou
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Izuku goes back to classes and the kids eventually notice that GEMG Dynamight hasn't interrupted Midoriya-sensei's classes in quite a while. Midoriya-sensei, oblivious fucker as he is, realizes that they are right and wonders. (Katsuki is still driving him to work as usual, and he still sees him when he takes a patrol shift, so it hadn't registered) Izuku chalks it up to Katsuki just being a busy hero during the day.
Anyway, conversation wanders, the kids find out that Midoriya-sensei has a date later!
They all get excited, and they start asking him, where is DynaMight taking him?? "Are you going to get him flowers, you totally should, Midoriya-sensei!"
Izuku stalls out, looking at all of them confusedly, and says "guys, there's a misunderstanding, I'm not going on a date with Dynamight...?"
Class loses their shit, and ask him WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
And Izuku has to awkwardly explain that he is dating Uraraka/pro hero Uravity
And in a total shock to Izuku, the class loses their shit again and are like WAIT YOU AND DYNAMIGHT BROKE UP?!! WHEN!?!
Izuku is deep in the shit now and has to tell them that they were never dating and the class DOESNT BELIEVE HIM. Their entire worldview has been shifted with this information. They literally thought that Sensei and DynaMight were 100 percent dating. Why else. WHY ELSE would Dynamight crash his classes, come do guest presentations so often, and flirt with him during lunch??
Cue a weird play on the Parent Trap where Izukus students try to get DynaMight and Sensei back together, lmao.
#bakudeku#this is obviously a joke#or is it#izuku you need to realize what yiu have done lmao#ALSO YES I AM 💯 KEEPING THE HEADCANON OF KATSUKI BUGGING HIM AT UA AND BRINGING LUNCHES#you can pry that hc out lf my cold dead hands#katsuki hasnt shown up with lunches like that for a while after the epilogue though....#i wonder if it could have anything to do with a broken heart#eventually izuku will figure it out#and everything will be fine#lmao let me have this#post 431#some levity for the tag#lowkey hilarious hc that the students ship them together#even Kota hears this shit and is like WTF#youve been obsessed with the guy since i met you#you cant get past Kota
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The racism my beloved Simon had to face….my baby. 🥺💔
Although painful to watch, it felt incredibly validating. It was so annoying watching some people say this show was “only about class” while dismissing the BS that Simon had to go through. The abuse was ten fold because he’s POC and S3 finally exposed that.
That being said, and on a more positive note, it was so incredibly sexy when Simon sang happy birthday to Wille in Spanish (he feels safe with him!) and when Wille admitted to fantasizing about stroking those beautiful curlssss (and then actually did it). 🥹❤️🩹
Wilmon forever. 🤎🤍
#simon the bravest of braves and the sweetest of sweets i love him sooooooo much#and apparently inspo was from irl hate comments omar has received? 🔪#oh HELL no. 🐓🤎#omar brought face heart soul and curls to this season and to this damn show and i love him and simon so much#like it wouldn’t have been that bad if he was fully white and didn’t look the way he did and i stand by that#those online hate comments were disgusting#imported? latin lover? (they were a breath away from flat out calling him a wh*re and i was ready to throw some fucking hands)#even more hurtful because simon was very obviously a virgin when he met wille and didn’t even sleep with that douchebag#who shall not be named on my blog#y’all can try to pry this interracial ship out of my cold dead hands (you won’t)#but we heal and that’s beautiful ❤️🩹#they mean soooo much to me 😭😭😭#and like i said before#no it wouldn’t have been good if simon wasn’t poc I SAID WHAT I SAID WHAT I SAID#young royals#wilmon#simon eriksson#simon my beloved 💜#i love them sooooooooooooooo much.#🤎🤍
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old man yaoi (kitty cat edition)
#forever living in my au where longtail becomes deputy instead of graystripe or brambleshit and him and firestar get to be husbands#my favourite enemies to lovers ship based soley on how much POTENTIAL THEY HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER!!!!#longtail can be realistic down to earth and ground firestar when he gets too in over his head#and firestar can bring out the fun side of him and have someone to regain his identity back after it being taken away by tigerstar#and darkstripe#also chubby firestar supremacy you can pry this hc away from my cold dead hands#longfire#firestar#fireheart#longtail#warrior cats#warrior cats fanart#warriors fanart#warriors#erin hunter
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Sam has a type and it's women with dyed hair, trauma regarding encounters with unspeakable horrors that they cope with in varied ways, and pronouns
#he likes queer women who have seen The Horrors#and tbf so does most of this fandom#also you can pry coloured hair celia out of my cold dead hands#tmagp#the magnus protocol#sam khalid#celia ripley#alice dyer#tmagp shitpost#do sam/alice and sam/celia have agreed upon ship names as of yet?#besides like samalice or whatever#like cmon you gave us dyhard give me something better
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Ashe and William ship their ocs together
#You will not take away the Ashe and William being artist hc away from me#You’ll have to pry it out of my cold dead hands#Mark sighs in the background as Ashe and William continue to draw their ocs kissing#Totally not trying to spread whatever their ship name is (Im a fake fan i forgot what it is)#jrwi prime defenders#just roll with it prime defenders
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Found this on the Arcane side of Tumblr. Might have gone a little crazy with it.
I... probably should have waited for someone else to make this better than me....
#good thing I'm not a patient person 👍#this is probably only going to get three likes anyway.#still#felt the need to break out the Samsung Notes again#Hoshina knew what he was getting into. This is on him#Idk if you can tell But Hoshina is smiling.#Iharu is the embodiment of “He nutted in me and now he's playing Papa's Burgeria.”#The reason Reno has no legs is because Iharu has shark teeth.#Mina looks fuckin' lost in the sauce#Haruichi is a goddamn FREAK and you can pry that out of my cold dead hands.#Aoi... might be a pillow princess...#just an idea#kafhoshi#ihareno#haruoi#Mina x okonogi#What is their ship name btw?#kaiju no.8#kaiju no. 8#kaiju number 8#kaiju no 8#kaiju n8#kaiju no. eight#kaijuu no. 8#kaijuu 8 gou#kaijuu number 8
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There is something so intimate about Tech and Hunter lying face to face, Hunter breathing so softly as he sleeps, and Tech gently carding his fingers through his hair as he whispers, "I was made for you."
#cloneshipping#clone shipping#clone/clone#huntech#yes i read the 7th chapter of cabur'ner and i am screaming#tech was made for hunter#and you can pry that hc out of my cold dead hands
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"Ever since we met / I only shoot up with your perfume / It's the only thing / That makes me feel as good as you do / Ever since we met / I've got just one regret to live through / And that one regret is you"
Kevaaron, to ME
#shut up capt#aftg#aftg music rec#listen they are the ship i have been standing beside the longest second to andreil#even if the reasons for them getting together i am aware are conceptually ridiculous--you can pry them out of my cold dead hands#anyway good song Listen To It :)#kevin day#aaron minyard#kevaaron#Spotify
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i fucking cannot wait to see annatar the next episode
my silvergifting girlie soul is singing
i love tragic stories (lies, i always run to ao3 to find everybody lives/nobody dies au)
i might be physically sick to watch tyelpe being tortured but i have already read so many fanfiction so at least i have education in that departament (nothing like accidentally reading dead dove because you missed the tag. or because you were in a mood for some suffering)
i need to see celebrimbanner the next season
#i already have all the spoilers#but that's nothing new for me so#i can't wait to see the little bow that annatar wears this season#he's so coquette#feeling bonita and slaying (literally)#silvergifting#annatar x celebrimbor#telperinquar#tyelpe#sauron#mairon#rings of power#you can pry this ship out of my cold dead hands#and still my spirit will whisper it
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Mizu and Taigen by Nica Brooke
Gorgeous art by Nica Brooke
#Mizu#Taigen#Blue Eye Samurai#Taizu#Taimizu#I love them so much#you can pry this ship out of my cold dead hands#look at this gorgeous art#omg#absolutely beautiful
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Werewolf "I'm gonna rip out your throat" Dabi, and Werewolf "I'd like to see you try" Touya, and Beauty "oh my god the brothers are fighting and I don't know if I can stop them" Abiteth.
Help her.
#She didn't mean for this to happen but it has happened#THIS IS LIKE ONE OF THE MONSTER AUS WHERE THE TWINS#DON'T GET ALONG#AND YOU WILL PRY IT OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS#Dabiteth AUs#Although technically this is a#DAbiTou AUs#Also my ship names rarely equate to who's 'on top' so to speak#I just pick them for what SOUNDS best 🤣🤣🤣😭
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Firing rent lowering gunshots by admitting that i dont care what happens surrounding mks origin im dying on the spicynoodles ship.
#this ship fucking saved my fandom spirit you can pry it out of my cold dead hands#also no i dont think wukong and mk are brothers because they were born from the same stone#it feels more like. they were born at the same hospital and were delivered by the same doctor (nuwa) yknow????#but no i will go down with this ship#i dont care about internet shipping pedantics that require like mental gymnastics and hypothetical family trees and suspension of disbelief#im not doing that some people have actual problems#i dont careeeeeeeeeeeee about internet ship fighting i lived through the hetalia fandom i dont care anymoreeeee#lmk#monkie kid#lego monkie kid#spicynoodles#lmk spicynoodles#spicynoodleshipping
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